How do you make an AI controlled collar which shocks the wearer when it detects bitchiness like sarcasm for example?

>>2930308 (OP)

I'm going to enjoy the youtube documentary series that talks about OP and details how he kidnapped raped and killed multiple women before being caught by police and then he's interrogated on camera.

>>2930318
I would never hurt a woman
If I was ever arrested for jaywalking or anything else I'd plead the fifth

>>2930308 (OP)
>OP is literally a faggot
Thank you for reminding us that /diy/ is part of 4chan.

I would put it on myself.

>>2930318
Buddy, I don't think women are part of this equation

I firmly believe that all public servants such as police and politicians should be drug tested daily and have their vehicles fitted with breath alcohol ignition interlock devices. They should wear non removable electronic tracking devices with a non-stop publicity available data stream providing telemetry, audio and video for public viewing and judgement. They are there to serve the public. This measure is a simple way to keep track of our tax dollars and will save millions of lives and trillions of dollars. If a citizen monitors a public servant acting inappropriately, a negative feedback device (electric shock) should be incorporated in the device to sway the servant back to the correct path.

this is 100% just a BDSM thing

>>2931478
hey cool it with the antimasonicism

>>2931480
duh?

>>2930308 (OP)
Same way you make a collar that explodes when they try to run away but flip it upside down

>>2930318
>then he's interrogated on camera.

I hope he remembers the foolproof technique of "I don't remember".

I think an easy start would be speech to text and compare against a list of words. This of course won't catch sarcasm, irony and all the more subtle forms of 'bitchiness'. Maybe work from there and see if AI is useful in handling the geberal tone.