Thread 942349906
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>2002
>be mark zuckerberg
>harvard freshman, computer whiz, lover of asian pussy
>obsesssed with banging chinks (their pussies feel so good because they're sideways)
>go to annual harvard freshman PPPPPPPP (Pi Phi Pi Pan-Pacific Pussy Penetration Party)
>go to parking garage, drop off PPPPPPPPPP (P Phi Pi Pan-Pacific Pussy Penetration Party Parking Permit)
>be wearing nerdy shirt
>it says "#include <beer.h>"
>it'a C thing, and chink whores love low level programming languages
>bout to crush more sideways pussy than genghis khan
>see arch nemesis tyler winklevoss
>he does this incredibly gay thing where he pretends to have a twin
>he's wearing a similarly nerdy shirt
>"from alcohol_supply import beer as booze"
>this faggot doesn't even know how to code and he thinks he can out-genghis me tonight just because his shirt is written in python, which is more readable than C
>this prepnigger thinks he's hot shit just because he doesn't have a micropenis
>start chatting up QT
>name is priscilla
>pretty drunk so be like 'OH U CHINESE U RUV ME RONG TIME"
>she stares at my shirt
>"#include <beer.h>? what language is that? sorry, i only know python"
>she notices tyler
>"oh my god, tyler, i LOVE your shirt! it's so funny! wanna get outta here?"
>later found out that he destroyed her pussy worse than japan destroyed the inmates at unit 731
>need revenge
>get idea for internet web application
>it's like friendster and myspace, yet somehow even worse
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