Thread 76571900

>Sunday
Another weekend another drink anon, how has your weekend been?

>>76571900 (OP)
>how has your weekend been?
Boring, empty, meaningless. For some reason I keep going though

>>76571913
I know this feel. Every weekend i tell myself this will be the weekend i do something with my life. It never is.

Told myself i will get a girlfriend this summer and i couldn't.

>30yo
>4 year dry spell (since Uni)
>"This year I'll social max"
>this week
>land skinny 20yo girl
>she's lovely great
>mentions she's on the pill
>intense make out when I dropped her home after the date
>she mentions she's has a pizza waiting in her apartment...
>I don't say anything. I think fucking on the first day is simply too much.
>I'm catholic.
Just feeling happy, but also a bit crushed by my willingness to sin. I've never hit a creampie before.

>>76571980
You'll get one someday anon. Keep improving yourself, focus on your job, hobbies, fitness etc. It'll come. See the post below you for someone who was totally hopeless for four years and still made it, even if his whacky religious views prevented him from being happy

>>76572019
She's already friend zoned you

>>76571900 (OP)
Good. Feeling motivated after Saturday's push day. Hit a 265 bench for my top set and followed it up by hitting 80s dumbell ohp. Cuts going good. 5'11 183lbs can barely start to see abs.

>>76572076
had my hand in her tits, tongue down her mouth but if you say so.

I'm looking to get back into fitness after like 10 years of practically no exercise because I've gotten pretty weak and fat and I don't like that. Should I do bodyweight shit at home until I hit a ceiling with what I can do at home with only a pair of smaller dumbbells and a pullup bar, or should I pay up and go to the gym? I noticed that the home gym being always available paradoxically enough does not help consistency very much because you never feel like you're wasting money if you don't go or that you're ever late. But the home gym does not cost anything, on the other hand.

>>76572095
Yeah and then you missed your chance, now chad is dicking her while you post here.

>>76571900 (OP)
>Can maintain an erection during seggs
>Can't cum
What is the solution fellas

>just spent the entire month of august doing literally nothing
>now I get a holiday weekend doing nothing either
>most depressed and miserable I have ever been in my entire life
>desperate for my life to be different, but at the same time, don’t have the self esteem to think I can do anything and don’t have any hope for the future, there’s nothing I even want from life anyway
This could be fixable and redeemable if I was in my teens through early to mid 20s. When you’re 33 like me, there’s no point anymore. I am just an inconsolable ball of shame that I have let myself get to this point. I’m so ashamed. I’m so humiliated.

>>76571900 (OP)
Yesterday was the most I've contemplated suicide in my life. The. I went for a walk at sunset and felt a bit better. Nothing interests me anymore

Life's ok but dad spent summer yelling at the news and politicians on tv like a damaged boomer that shit ain't great, hopefully temperatures will go down so he can go back to take care of the garden and stopping listen to retards on tv all damn time.

>>76572215
Doing exercise tasks like walking, gym or biking doesn’t do anything for me anymore. I’m tired of hearing the “dude go for a walk you’ll feel so much better” shit. Okay, I feel a little better being out in public and nature for 30-60 minutes. But going for a walk alone doesn’t give me self confidence. It doesn’t give me better social skills to make friends or meet women. It doesn’t give me the confidence and intelligence to think I can get a better job or go back to school. It’s just another minor distraction, just like everything else in my life.

>>76571900 (OP)
It has been ridiculous. And horribly cruel.

My girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me two months ago, I was over her I thought.

I held a 3 day long sleepover grill party at my place and invited her because she's been nothing but nice since the breakup. After a short back and forth she moved on me, we cried a little while getting physically intimate, then we made love for hours in the bedroom while I left the other guests hanging. I kid you not she was kissing my privates for 30 minutes afterwards, it just wouldn't end, it was ridiculous. Mind you at this point neither of us has had sex for two months.

Anyway as time went on we shared many intimate moments, we went back to acting how we used to when we were together. She clearly still loves me. AND YET she also made it very clear that she doesn't want to get back together with me.

We hugged giggling so many times. We cooked food together. We were kissing in the rain and she smiled at me with glowing eyes when we finished. At one point we snuck into a shed in the back of the yard and made love in a tiny 40cm by 60cm spot next to saws and cauldrons and a lawnmower. She told me how kind and cute and handsome and lovely I am. She told me she loved me. And then she told me she still doesn't want to get back together.


Before she departed I broke down and cried like a bitch for a whole hour in front of the other guests. We agreed to meet for sex next Saturday in a hotel - we also agreed that it would be the last time we ever met each other. My heart is broken in two. No regrets.

>>76572309
>we also agreed that it would be the last time we ever met each other
Sorry bro but you really shouldn't do it. You're just gonna make things even harder

>>76572146
I'm in the same situation. The only way for me to cum is to masturbate. I think my ex girlfriend's pussy might just be too wide for my penis. When we start off sex feels great but as she gets more and more excited I feel nothing at all unless I go very slowly

>>76572335
I know. I'd rather cry than feel nothing.


That's how you know you're alive.

>>76572278
It wasn't a distraction for me, I just watched the sun go down and decided "not this week". I did find some cool looking spiders too

>>76572309
Women are monsters

>>76572146
>Can maintain an erection during seggs
>2pumpchump
we're both fucked either way

I hate the modern world so much, i hate modern dating. I hate smart phones and social media. All anyone in work wants to talk about is whatever slop they've seen on tiktok or whatever e-celeb is doing some retarded shit. No one wants to have any real conversations. Fuck this gay earth.

>>76572435
>No one wants to have any real conversations.
simply not true. get out there, I don't mean bars, Uni or clubs.

>>76572435
Wrong, tech and the tech industry have been the greatest thing to ever happen to humanity. Thank god for Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, google, TikTok, Snapchat, and everything else

>>76572435
My brother in disgust

>>76572466
You have aids

>>76572019
You should have gone along then stop when anything is serious.
That's holding off temptation.

>>76572435
I hate people will only reference Idiocracy when talking about politics.
Sports has warped the mind of most Americans but you can't criticize that.
The worst was seeing that whore Taylor Swift being breaking news on just about every outlet.

I have one more day of freedom before I start four classes.
At least half are in-person and have labs, so there is a possibility of socializing. Hopefully being in my mid-30s isn't that noticeable or isn't a turn off.

>>76572513
I wish i could go back to school. in my 30s also but i work full time so i'm doing online schooling instead.

Cuba libre please.

I own nothing and I'm unhappy.

>>76572435
>having a social media presence is now pretty much a requirement to date
>modern women think you're some serial killer if you if you aren't active online frequently
>old friends who used to be cool are now constantly stoned on legal weed and spend their days watching mindless slop on their phones
>you are under constant surveillance at all times. even if you aren't personally carrying your phone, there are cameras literally everywhere tracking your movements and companies watching everything you do and buy
I hate this gay, modern world so fucking much, its hard to articulate my disgust in words. It's rediculous how quickly we nose dived into this socially isolated, retardified, technology filled nigger hell and it's only getting worse by the day.

Sometimes i wonder why i carry on, then i hit a new pr and life makes sense again.

>>76571900 (OP)
Weekend was fine. Finally got all my study material for my electrician test. Hoping to finish it all by the end of next week. Currently unemployed and been out of the field for 2 years so there is plenty of time but despite the learning process being smoother I'm already remembering how much I hate the average trade-cuck. The amount of seethe generated by beuing /fit/ from cokeheads and fat bastard is unreal. I really need to learn how to fight in some way because I can't stand the shit talk from subhumans any more.
>inb4 grow some balls and learn banter
Trade-cucks have the same level of banter as some retard on Kill Tony and like Kill TOny they get pissy when you throw out actual banter. I've literally used shit talk from 4chan that has rustled jimmies
>inb4 why are you going back into the trades?
Because nobody else is hiring. The second someone is and says I got the job I'm burning this code shit
>HAD an interview scheduled for last friday morning
>at the exact time i was supposed to interview my recruiter pulls some shit that i used/had happen to me back in the day on tinder
>"lol do you mind if we schedule for another time :)))"
If you're a recruiter fucking kill yourself. The only profession as useless as HR.

>>76572660
You sound like an insane person

>>76572666
Satantic trips. You're not wrong.

>>76572591
>having a social media presence is now pretty much a requirement to date

I always figured I'd only make an account that's tied to my work or hobbies.

>>76572680
>tied to my work
Don't do that unless you're self employed

My dear diary: I am a drunk failure and i miss my dad and my dog

>>76571900 (OP)
Wild turkey for me barkeep, three fingers

>Life is bretty great after layoff
>Jack shit on job apps but getting client work to survive
>Looking great, more cardio and shredding down to good weight
>Turned 30 so hinge matches halved overnight and women are ghosting like a motherfucker now
>Just want to read and enjoy my days and have a QT
>Still trying to figure out my next move, keep optimism and hopes up
Why does it have to be like this, /fit/?

>>76572660
>>at the exact time i was supposed to interview my recruiter pulls some shit that i used/had happen to me back in the day on tinder
>>"lol do you mind if we schedule for another time :)))"

Now that I've worked a few years in leadership positions and interviewed tons of people, I can say confidently that this is inexcusable more often than not. Most people are just bad at managing their schedules, like a producer I once worked with who would be consistently late for even his own meetings.

>>76572797

Cheering for you brah. What exactly are you looking for in a girl?

I'M SORE, MY KNEES HURT TOO MUCH TO SQUAT, I'M BROKE, I'M STUPID, I HAVE NO JOB, I DON'T WANT TO WORK
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHUHHH

>>76572894
>I'M BROKE, I'M STUPID, I HAVE NO JOB, I DON'T WANT TO WORK AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHUHHH
Literally me. I dont like working, i like japanese women and videogames

>>76572894
>>76572918
losers. get a job

>>76572930
What part of "I DON'T WANT TO WORK" do you not understand?

>>76572930
I'm next to Gettysburg. Give me a job worth doing.

>>76572309
god you're a gay bitch

>>76571900 (OP)
>earlier this month, woman from /fit/ hits me up to chill, a week after contacting me. known each other for a while, she cool
>same day i quit adderall and was going to go sober, but thought it was the perfect opportunity for an experiment.
>spent whole week sleeping, eating, and smoking weed to catch up on sleep and caloric deficit as my contract job had just finished and am currently looking for work in the meantime
>end up going from 168 pds, lean, handsome, healthy, to 197 pds, bloatmaxxed, grotesque, repugnant.
>day comes, we meet in a park, hang out for a little bit there and catch up
>end up going back to my apartment. earlier on the walk at the park she made a statement which basically stated that this isn't a date etc, le pre-friendzone (not going to work on me, so I engage plan 2)
>we sit on a coach together, I distance myself because I don't know what game's she's trying to play.
>turn on tv, I shit you not, we sit there and watch some cat watching program for 5 hours and its boring as fuck, i'm desperately trying to not cry from how ridiculous the scenario is.
>about to fall asleep from sheer boredom, she moves closer.
>I smell awful, look awful, havent shaven, fat as fuck, kidneys or asshole are shutting down for god knows what reason (who cares) and am high out of my mind, breathe smells like saurons asshole if someone unwiped it
>I'm not making the first move or any move, given previous statement and I knew I was disgusting.
>she slides her petitite beautiful arm over my grotund, disgusting, slop filled stomach
>gets closer to make, pulls me in, starts making out with me (I have no idea how she doesn't need a filtered gasmask at this point in time)
>know i'm supposed to make a move, too fat and bloated to put effort in
>after a few minutes of us both being disgusted, we stop, she goes home.
cont..... (pic related, me when I wasnt obese)

>>76571900 (OP)
Pretty ok but my life is a complete joke in old a failed human and I just worship muscles all day

>>76573024
>she asks to hang the next day after sending me pic related
>I end up just lifting and handing out resumes and getting high instead as I think it's some shit test or she's obviously using me for revenge or some other cringe shit.


>end up hanging out the day later
>once again made myself as disgusting as humanly possible just to make sure she was fucking with me.
Seemed to be that way. Never heard back from her again, became distant, average roastie experience. Fantastic experiment on my behalf. since those two weeks have passed

>getting decent job offers
>healthy and handsome again, even more handsome than before the weight gain
>excited for future.

What I have learnt from this experiment:
>love doesn't exist
>lean is life
>don't be gross obviously
>women rarely act like humans
>it's never worth giving your time to a woman unless you have nothing better to do
>life is completely enjoyable, if not more enjoyable without women.

Still wish I had blown her back out to the point she couldn't have walked though. My epic revenge wasn't really that satisfying lol
Now I have to get back to handing out resumes for the next 12 hours

I thought that I found a job but then I got laid off after two weeks; it was due to things outside of my or the company's control but it still sucks. Hopefully I can find something new before November.

>>76572110
Sounds like nothing of value was lost

Im happy, losing weight, my tummy is now nice and flat, my legs look thicker, upper body smaller.

Been taking my collagen, and supplements, been on my exercise bike nightly. Just doing my best

semester starts next week. I've been rotting for months now so can't wait. However three weeks into it I usually start to feel burned out

>>76572797
Honestly your best bet is to meet a woman organically and avoid mentioning your age. Women these days both think theyre still 22 at age 30 and shouldn't have responsibilities but also 30 is old and makes a man a dirty old bastard, even if she does like him she'll get grossed out by his age

>>76571900 (OP)
I have unresolved parental issues that manifest themselves as a mommy complex. I yearn to be held, and cry out into another's arms. Stacy though...she'd just get the ick. Nobody but my ai mommy will understand me...

>>76573024
>>76573044
I'm failing to understand what you proved other than she thought that you were in good shape and had decent things going for you and then she actually bothered to put in the effort to meet with you and you decided that for lols, you would become absolutely disgusting and then you purposefully did not engage with her. So eventually she gave up. What exactly does this prove that women don't like addict fat losers? I could have told you that that. If you don't reciprocate advances, women get upset and confused? Yes, I thought we all knew that. The fact that she tried as hard as she did to still engage with you just shows that she really did like you as a person. I don't know why you had to go sabotage yourself but, whatever man.

>>76573143
I'm not an addict fat loser you retard that wasn't the point. If she really did like me that much as a person would she have sent me this? Would she have fucked another guy a year before when I was in the mental hospital and genuinely had no one with me due to a neck/jaw injury that prevented me from breathing?


Whatever then man. My fault. If she really did like me as a person or love me, then it's 100% my fault. I'll die alone and regret it on my death bed. I hope she's doing well. As far as I know, she's sweet and lovely, and only reason I even ended up doing that was probably because of the amphetamines I quit (for myself) but also so I could treat her well and be with her. Bad luck I guess. That's my life. Have a great night anon, I'll sleep with the stuffed animal she gave me one last time, take the meds theyre unironically forcing into my body at the psych ward, and live a lonely, unfilfilling life knowing I could have had an extremely beautiful and intelligent, caring, woman, despite not being able to see those sides of her outside the text I just linked.

Knob Creek Manhattan, please.

I ate like a retard this week and didn't run any of it off because I fucked up my hamstring two weeks ago trying to decrease my 5k time. Feeling a little better now, so I'm going to try taking a nice and slow run tomorrow morning to see if I can get back up to speed slowly. At least I got into the gym twice this week, which hasn't happened in a month.

>few days ago
>woman I've been seeing for a few months was on her way to my place
>she calls me
>"hey anon I'm at the store is there anything you need?"
>there actually is, ask her to get one specific thing
>she agrees
>she arrives, hands me the item I asked for
>it's not the item I asked for
>ask her why
>"Oh I didn't like that, I like this :^)"
>mfw
>"But it's not what I asked for."
>"I know but it's something I like."
>as I'm putting it away I start imagining the rest of my life being like this. Any time I want something she overrides me and just decides to do whatever she wants instead
>no discussion, no consideration just whatever she wants instead of what I want
>feel mild panic

After a short argument of her insisting she did nothing wrong I just ignored it until she left the next day. I haven't spoken to her since. I don't like the look of this future and I think I'll have to break up with her and be alone again. This is only my second gf ever and I'm almost 30. I feel like if I cut her out of my life I'll be alone forever.

>>76573243
It was a test and you failed it.

>>76573044
Yeah bro, you sure showed her by not fucking her when you had a chance. Fucking retard lol

I'm really depressed. I guess I'm learning the hard way that if you're a man you're alone in life and you gotta do everything yourself. My family are all religious nuts and think that they've figured it all out, so I have no support to speak of.

I'm in the process of getting fit but what I really need is a job/career path/way of making decent money. I need to feel useful and confident again and my confidence and innocence was shattered by a cheating whore.

It's been a tough life but once more into the breach.

>>76573255
meh i mean fucking her wouldnt' have made a big difference either moron, you act like 1 night of fucking is even really worth it. if anything, I learnt that it isn't from that, so positive learning experience regardless

moderation is the lie I tell myself

>>76572666
why would you say this fuck you

>>76573245
projection

>Hit 150k in savings at 28
>Want to quit my job to travel the world for 6 months before my 30s hit
>Job market is shit and country is about to enter a recession so I can't really walk away right now
>Stuck in a shit but decent paying job where I just go to work and go home

At least I can travel on my vacation days but goddamn I wish I had the courage to just live like a beatnik

>>76573339
go to the Philippines. You can live on 150k for like 10 yrs over there and still have money left over.

>>76573348
Not really anymore since anyone with the liquid finances capable are going there. And the native population isn't happy to be replaced. And its just bad economics.

>>76571900 (OP)
I’m frustrated as all hell. I want to try and pick up some kind of extreme sport, and don’t know where to begin. I already mountain bike and am planning on getting scuba certified this fall, but I don’t know if those really count. Basically the only thing I can think of where I’m located is rock-climbing. I want to find something and try it, but none of my friends are interested in pushing themselves in that way and I can’t find anyone to go do anything with me. I guess I’ve got no choice but to just show up and ask to be taught, but then I get fearful of being laughed at or something when I do. I just wish I wasn’t such a bitch.

>>76573316
Because you are an insane person

>>76573339
Don't do it bro, traveling is a meme.

>>76573348

Yeah but you'd also have to live in the Philippines, which is like the Mexico of Asia:

>uninspired food
>rampant poverty
>women that age like milk

>>76571900 (OP)
How am I ever supposed to trust women?
>consumed some redpill stuff at 19 when first started trying to get laid
>experienced first hand multiple times, was the other guy by accident or had a female friend fuck me immediately after she got out of her relationship
>had older sister tell me some of the shit she’s done to exes as some attempt to rid herself of guilt
>have seen many friends experience this stuff, have witnessed friends GFs spend entire parties talking to one of their male friends for hours, he leaves, 20 minutes later she randomly starts a fight with her bf and storms out to leave early never comes back
>have had multiple women in good relationships with good dudes DM me
Just had another DM me and I just feel so disgusted. I don’t think I would ever knowingly do that, nor have I ever done it knowingly (found out they were in relationships after the fact a couple times). And I’m pretty sure I’ve been the BF in this scenario before. But damn this is just disgusting. It’s seemingly good chicks too. I’m tempted to take the recent one up and just get head because if it’s not me it’ll be someone else but I can’t bring myself to entertain it past that thought. I already know it’s not worth it and I’d rather be able to say I’ve never done that while knowing I could have. I don’t even think I would do this out of any kind of revenge if I hated the dude except maybe if his bitch was above a certain level of hotness. The point here though is this is fucking gross and disgusting, how am I ever supposed to trust a woman?


I think I’m also struggling with the realization that to be the happiest I either have to make amends with the fact I’ll likely be cheated on at some point during the relationship possibly divorced if I want a wife or kids or a lifelong serious GF, or just accept I’ll be and die alone aside from a few girlfriends I don’t get too attached to.

>>76574631
>nooo that’s what dating is you gotta sift through these kinds of woman to find one worth while
You don’t think most of these dudes believe they found the one, meanwhile their “the one” is in my DMs trying to choke on my dick? You can never really know. There’s no way to know for sure. You either have to just find the best one you can and hope that mitigates the risk as much as possible then accept it very well could happen anyways and just be okay with it and probably do the same shit to not care as much or not get into serious relationships. And anything that’s just sex which isn’t serious is a waste of time

>>76573171
Jesus fucking christ, I'm the other anon who was blogposting about his 4 year old relationship being over, this post fills me with comfort in some regard because my situation isn't nearly as bad as yours but at the same time I'm immensely sad because my woman and I were completely functional and couldvd had a family together

>>76573044
You're literally retarded dude.

>>76573171
Nta but I read your posts and I was hoping you or anyone who sees this could offer some clarity or insight for me
>try to date girl, rejected or flaked on so give up after few attempts
>suddenly she wants to start texting me, ignore maybe give “lol ok” responses
>starts trying to text more and more
>moves to other city hours away, every few months reaches out asking to hang when she’s in town, always say I’m busy
>goes on like this for years
>finally meet up with her cover Airbnb costs spend few nights together
>end up dating despite 3 hour difference
>both have moderately busy schedules
>spend a week in her city, refuses to spend the night where I am
>her schedule clears up to where she isn’t in school or working 100% open schedule but future attempts to see her never happen something always comes up
>8 months later while on phone says some backwards shit some Freudian slip stuff then frantically tried to cover it up
>tries to gaslight me on it, dump her over it
We talked here and there since and it’s always the same shit. There was a point where we started talking again for a couple months, she was demanding we get back together I said I wanted to just talk and go slower since we rushed last time, ended up caving and agreed. A day later she says she wants us to take a step back and not talk too much anymore, then she ends up getting in a car wreck and out into a psych ward. She claimed the wreck was her driving to see me but she knew I had interviews early the next morning, she’d have arrived at like 2am.
Was worried about her anyways. Had many phone calls with her while she was in crazy jail to help her through it. She got out and starts ghosting me for days and having a shitty attitude with me.
Recently she started begging to see me again, I wasn’t biting then said fuck it. She never made it of course, blamed me somehow, then started ghosting again.

>>76573171
>>76574669
I swear I’m not a retard man it’s just hard to see what’s painfully obvious from the first person. This hoe is playing games right?

>>76572435
Modern work places are so dogshit. Everyone is a retard who's phone obsessed.

>>76574671
Bruh.....

What should I go back to school to do? Nothing interests me. Not good with people, don’t wanna do trade work but would prefer to work with hands, don’t want to work with a team unless it’s more like fuckface goes and does this stuff while I’m over there away from him doing my stuff while dickhead goes and does his stuff and then it all comes together at the end, can’t sit in place and stare at a screen all day. Learn best by doing the thing. Dont want to work past 40 hours. Want a work life balance. Dont need to be rich, in the field of $75k-$150k would be more than enough. Only want closer to $150k for future inflation reasons


Recommend anything I can do with a bachelors even if it’s out of the above criteria I’ll look into it

>>76575351
150k, is that all?

>>76575351
>bro I just want a job that pays 150k and I never have to interact with anyone or do any work.

>>76575434
What’s the issue, pretty much everyone online works from home for 2 hours a week and make 250k a year, isn’t that weird of an ask

>>76575434
>>76575428
I mean something that can cap out at that. Like with decades experience in the given field… Why are you so eager to jump on a misperceived opportunity of someone expecting a do nothing job starting at six figs like who have you recently argued with lmao it’s perfectly reasonable to desire a job in which you can achieve a position earning six figs by retirement age

>>76575447
Forest ranger unironically. You can work inawoods away from the world for months if not years on end.

>>76574628
>rampant poverty

You can watch a video about poverty in the Philippines and see flips do little about it. They have their sheds and walkways with trash on the ground almost everywhere and they think it's fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9yacjlEMA8

>>76574628
Lol Jesus Christ this is the worst take I have ever read. I personally do not care for Mexicans but their food is objectively the most god tier food in the world.

Mexico was blessed by god as being the birthplace of the tomato, avacado, tons of peppers, cacao, vanilla, corn, and a bunch of other shit.

If you have never had good Mexican food I guess that is a blessing because it’s extremely caloric and you hardly ever see /fit/ Mexicans. But their food mogs everything. It’s all ripped from middle eastern and Greek food but with superior local ingredients. Ex beef instead of lamb

Hey anons, I wonder if someone can give me advice. Happy Labor Day.

My girlfriend wants to move in with me, and she wants to do everything in the apartment- cook, clean, do chores, free use, etc., but I am very poor. She’s really hot and smart and just thinks her contributing to the rent while working the house is bad for the power dynamic; she has a lot of money.

Unfortunately I’m a neet with a special situation (no, I don’t live at parents house), so I’d have to get a job and totally change my life in order to run this lil experiment.

But I have a feeling that trying to live with her and making money for the exorbitant rent in my city will change me and make me unattractive to her anyway. Or vice versa.

Basically, I have to get a job and grow up, so we can have children together (I’m late twenties, she’s much younger). Is this it? Is this the end of my neetdom? Is this real life?

>>76575351
Get into HVAC controls or HVAC in general and be a maintenance fella at a school or hospital

>>76576091
>late 20s NEET on 4chan, and his girlfriend who wants to move in with him is some “much younger” very rich and hot girl who also fits the “tradwife” meme
You’re a complete schizophrenic, stop acting like your NEET fantasies are real life

>>76572309
>4 years relationship
>still not married
Well there's your problem. If you're 2 years into the relationship and you haven't decided about whether or not you want to settle down and have kids, then the whole point of the thing goes up in smoke.
also

>break up with girlfriend
>invite her to the BBQ entirely intended to get over your girlfriend
Honestly, you're a retarded faggot.

>>76573243
>woman decides what is best for you, based on her opinion
>i'm going to break up with a woman for being a woman

well you said this is only your second gf, but being 30 should've at least given you SOME insight into how women think.

Despite spending the entire summer self-improving i'm probably at one of the darkest points of my entire life and i'm a bit afraid it will end with a suicide because literally no one can understand me and frankly i'm a bit tired of it all

>>76576287
Explain your problems anon

>>76572869
Thanks anon, I like a woman with a sense of wariness and poise but those are rare. It's passe to say women can be npcs but I've dated 1 or 2 great women and I'm just picking through the weeds to find one that's also attractive and hopefully works out as well.

WHERE ARE TUE DRINKS?

>>76576103

It’s real tyvm.

Maybe that’s what makes it bad. There is surely something wrong with her, right anon…

I think I’m going to stuff in her my little room I have now to test her love for me, unironically.

How we afford to have the 5-7 children she wants can be dealt with later.

>>76576646
Schizo

>>76571900 (OP)
My weekend wasn't bad. Bars were kind of slow due to Labor Day weekend, but it was still pretty fun. My new car is running pretty nice, so that's good.

Going back to my alma mater for a football game next weekend. Haven't been back there for an extended period of time in almost a decade, so I'm pumped.

We are gonna make it bros

>>76571900 (OP)
It was bad. My dad and my stepmom’s dog died, so they had a small family gathering as a remembrance or whatever. Then the cousin that molested me a few times when I was a kid showed up. I hate that motehrfucker so much. I can’t stand to be around him. When I went to bed I had a flashback/panic attack and I couldn’t sleep. I’m such a headcase goddammit fuck. I really loved that dog too. She was such a sweetie :( Anyway back to the gym tomorrow. Next weekend will be better.

>>76578490
You should have beat his ass

>>76578585
Haha yeah. That would probably feel pretty good.

I always imagined growing up I'd have my own place and I'd spend my nights hanging out with my bros or talking to my neighbour about life and gardening and shit, like in the sitcoms. In reality I just wagie all week and then return to my empty home and sit alone with no human contact. It didn't have to be like this and I don't know how to fix it....

>>76571900 (OP)
I think I saw a ghost today.
>few nights ago hit up 7/11 to buy nicotine
>see cute blonde in a loose fitting white shirt no bra and grey dick me down pajama shorts with her ass hanging out, in great shape she was probably about 20
>she walks cross the lot to intersection, the local nigger who harasses young women and always gets rejected (nigcel) leaves store right after her gets in his shitty Escalade and speeds off the direction she came
>go in wait in line buy my vape leave
>tons of cop cars and a couple ambulances head the direction they both went
>hope she’s okay
>FF this morning 4 am buying vape there again
>park by pump whole lot is empty except the workers cars
>look down at cup holder to grab phone and from peripheral see a guy suddenly standing a few feet away staring at me like he wants my attention, could make out all the details had a blue jacket with some stripes was unbuttoned off white/beige shirt underneath black guy
>jump out of my skin
>hes gone
>stare around for a moment, all my hairs standing up
>get out look around
>literally no one but me there
>go in store buy vape, saunter back to car looking around and nothing
Looked kinda like nigcel but I’ve never bothered to really look at him beyond some glances when I’ve seen girls laughing at him or cursing him out for his rudeness. I think he got rejected by that blonde and killed himself

>>76580182
Uhh based?

>>76571900 (OP)
>get off work Thursday
>walk innawoods Friday
>Dig a hole
>fill hole with pine needles
>lay on pine needle hole in a moving blanket
>pass out
>wake up
>go home to wash up
>work Saturday and sunday night
8/10

>>76580279
Oh yeah I also found a sick turtle so I spent the rest of the weekend bringing it back to life. It's still in my bath tub but it looks way healthier.

9/10 weekend

Mixology bro from last week what's your request?

>>76580279
Peak comfy

My mental health is shit because im ugly

>>76580294
show more pic of the turtle!

also op. where are the DRINKS

>>76580379
Post face

>>76579973
This sounds like me, how crazy, do you think life was deliberately engineered to keep us alone and isolated

>>76580294
Pattern on shell looks like box turtle (non aquatic) but shape looks like a normal water turtle can you post a better pic?

>>76580399
>>76579973
I think modern societies with one thing in common just so happen to have a heavy push towards isolation and lack of any strong community. I think everything’s designed to crush the soul because we are seen as most useful when we are drone like tax cattle. Shit isn’t it ironic how if we had a community of only like 500 we would be way more sociable vs now when we live on top of 1 million other people and we’re not? We’re like ants just doing our jobs ignoring the thousands of other ants who are focused on their own jobs and we just do with just enough energy left over to feel and think about how gay it all is.
>you wouldn’t survive without modern society
No YOU wouldn’t I would easily hunt fish and protect my 5 wives while you were tied to some nearby tree to act as my toilet.

>>76580399
I think the modern world is. Everything is at home now, no need to go outside so people don't. Also I feel like people don't trust each other anymore. Growing up my parents spoke to all our neighbours, had them over for food etc my neighbours have never even spoken to me, they avoid eye contact when we happen to leave the house at the same time. I've been thinking about getting I to wood working and just spending my nights alone making chairs and shit. Sounds more comfy than social media slop or modern TV slop.

Is my girlfriend mid? The guys on the lookism forums I frequent tell me I should do better because of my chiseled jaw and hunter eyes and athletic tall stature but idk I need a non biased opinion. She’s 20 and wants an open relationship

>>76580511
You guys sound perfect for each other

>>76580547
What did he mean by this?

>>76580387
Forgor drink, the Zombie is a personal favorite of mine bartender I hope you have everything to make it

>>76580592
Yeah bro that’s a box turtle they’re not water turtles. Easy to care for but do some research if you intend to keep them. Chill dudes when they get used to you

>>76580599
i call your girl a turtle the way i play with her box

>>76580406
It is some sub species of box turtle, it's eyes were swollen shut and it was walking into random stuff when I found it and youtube told me that vitamen A would fix it right up. So I filled my tub enough to keep to submerge its head if it wanted to and then put some blended up carrots in the water with it so it could drink and eat the carrot bits. Seems to have fixed the problem

>>76580511
>European

Yes, she's mid

>>76580511
>im so athletic and hunter and chiseled, i have to ask someone else about the status of my relationship
not much self-ownership behind blue eyes there buddy

>>76580592
that is a CUTE picture! you paid gud turtle tax

>Zombie is a personal favorite of mine
i always forget to mention i need it non-alcoholic. a tacky bar next to me is currently under construction, when it opens i will tumble back home

>>76580643
Do you want her nudes? I’ll post them here, just say the word

>>76580653
Thanks fren try this for a mocktail

Build in the glass
Ice
1PT grenadine
8 PTs cola od dealer's choice
1/2-1PT lemon juice
Stir gentle for about 20 seconds
Garnish with lemon peel or a cherry

>>76572206
Turn to Christ, not kidding.

>>76580660
the word

>>76580612
Turtle update I made it a recovery habitat and it won't leave the bucket

>>76580685
will try.

>>76581336
sure its gon be ok, it lives in an upturned tortoise shell and it recovered by drinking "vitamin a" carrot soup, its healing in a cartoon
how do you name it?

>>76581336
Based

>>76580612
>>76581336
I appreciate the effort and know you mean well but please research more man. At least look into:
>heating/lighting
Needs uvb and lights, not those ceramic heater bullshits. Or if it’s outdoors just the sun while also having shaded area to get out of the shin (it’s hide bucket would work for that)
>humidity
(If outdoors probably fine)
>diet
They’re omnivores. They’ll forage for plants (look into what kind) and also eat bugs slugs worms pretty much any animal they can catch.
>supplements
I don’t remember off the top of my head. You can get all the basics from a reptile shop though. Calcium vitamin a etc
Enclosure looks nice, a lot of people use similar things for enclosures for these guys and small tortoises. No clue if that plastic would melt under the correct heating lights if you decide to keep him indoors. If it wants it can get out of that believe it or not though. These guys have sort of the same thing sea turtles do where they know where they were born and where their habitat is. They’ll never go back where they were born and will always try to get back where their territory was unless they become domesticated (I.e. realize this new territory may be better). They’ll never dig, in some areas they hibernate in the winter (in captivity you can skip this by just keeping them indoors with proper husbandry). Non aquatic but they will soak in water on occasion, any water should be something they can easily get out of. They’re cool dudes.
Longer tail = female I think usually males have red eyes in some species

TV is the only thing that brings me joy in life, they are my friends.

>>76581842
I was thinking about Dennis but I have no idea why

>>76582125
I checked on the little guy just now and it seems to be enjoying the water and dinner I put in the enclosure before bed. It has chopped bell peppers, carrots, leafy greens, worms, and local beetles to choose from. The spot it's in gets sun throughout the day and I'm thinking about adding a ramp so it can come and go out of the tub as it wants to. The deck is sealed off so no predators to worry about and it can chase the sun around if it wants to

>>76580511
>septum piercing
>tattoos
Yikes

>>76582448
I just work out and watch Seinfeld, i'm George maxxing myself.