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>>106304655 (OP)
100k is poor

>>106304670
ngl, it kinda irritates me because there's bigger fish to fry and nobody wants to touch it but it's okay I can run a report for how many ducks quacks in the pond. I'll also just figure out how many times they shit in the pool too.

>if you work as a software engineer and say you make more than 5 figures, you are le larping!
>no I have never worked in tech and seen all the retards making fat stacks for no reason
>no I will not go back to /utwg/

>>106304732
Yes
Yes
Yes

I keep showing up to work and going to meetings, scrums, and such. But, I don't know what my job is and I'm not sure who to ask.

>>106305100
Your job is to shake people's hands and be likeable.

>>106305100
Stfu and take the money.

>>106304633
You'll still be kissing the ass of your social media platform, sponsors, and viewers.

so i have a technical interview tommorow and I was told its gonna be a type of interview "i cant prepare for" to see if i can get shit done. What does that mean? What can I expect?
I guess it will be practical interview with live coding without much theory. What kind of tasks I can expect? Its an us outsourcing company

>>106305660
Don't worry anon they're just checking if you're Indian you got this

>>106305686
I am not indian
So to you this sounds like it will be just a, you know, "sanity check" of sorts just to see if i actually know how to code and actually finished my degree, as opposed to some high entrance bar hard test?

>>106305734
Yeah, finished your degree proof. That's it

>>106305756
are you trolling me or?

>>106305768
Eh??

>>106305779
are you messing with me or do you have some experience with this and a reason to think its gonna be an easy interview?

I got through one(1) day at a normal job

Now how am I gonna inevitably fuck this up

>>106305791
Even company worth a shit does a sanity check to make sure you're not a scamming jeet anon. More and more are figuring out they need to filter the jeets

I am in the UK and hate my stupid blue collar trade job.

What should I study at university to get into tech without getting replaced by AI before I even graduate?

>>106304732
>>106304684
This, if you aren't making at least 1M TC per week you're a retarded poorfag and you're never gonna make it. 1M per week is the bare MINIMUM to survive in America.

>>106305835
Study law

>>106305835
UK tech is fucked, mate
I'm working for a big tech corpo and making £25,000 a year
I would not recommend trying getting into tech right now

>>106305890
Slavery is legal in UK?

god i have gotten so fucking bad at getting work done. hours just run by and i change like 20 lines a day

>>106304684
In tech, yeah

To that other Microsoft anon here: did you get your rewards yet?

>>106305890
>making £25,000 a year working for a big tech corpo
As a janny or what?

>>106305890
isnt that similar purchasing power to 40-50k usd

so pretty normal for some MSP helldesker or somesuch

>>106305904
>>106305946
NOC Analyst

>>106305978
NOC = NO Compensation ?

>>106305976
lol no, 1.35x at best

>>106305660
I've never encountered companies that say that. It sounds like they don't respect their job candidates.

>>106305976
A flat in london is literally over £9,500 per month.

>>106306018
so like 33k and change. isnt that minimum wage? ive had msps offer me minimum wage before, and they had the gall to tell me i had to bring my own truck and tools too

>>106306021
Well yeah that anon makes £25000 per month so seems reasonable

>>106306027
Anon...

>>106304605
>If your goal for your working life is to build and work on interesting things
Ah yes all of those "interesting" things like chatgpt sexbot wrappers or AI integration into existing proprietary company software so that Globohomo megacorp Y knows specifically how to increase their quarterly sales of ball bearings by 12%

>>106306020
why does it sound like that they dont respect candidates?
desu if it was practice- heavy interview i wouldnt mind it. i would even prefer it than countless questions about inane theory

>>106305890
the UK is actually farthest along in terms of being looted by the megarich. apparently most of them have fled now because its too shitty to even be rich in that country. kinda curious what will come from it now

>>106306039
Learn to read

>>106306039
I fucking love ball bearings!!

>>106306077
i hope it serves as proof to the middle-class (and lower) right wing that the rich are not their allies and their capitalist heroes will abandon them at the drop of a hat

>>106306021
>£9,500
That's over 12,000 per month to USD. Wtf, you have te be wrong about that lol.

>>106306082
I did
your post is retarded
95% of the things being made are useless and the other 4.9% aren't interesting

>>106306077
And people laugh at me for doing the bare minimum at work

is it worth getting a bachlors in CS ?

>>106306169
Anon is that a serious question

>>106305978
NOCs are the "any retard" job. If you aren't hunting down your CCNA/CCNP and moving the fuck on you're retarded. NOCs are the pizza-hut, fast-food, chick-fil-a of networking. They are simply to get in, or at least not starve while you look for something else.

I still luv me NOCs tho. Depending on the team, you could have some good fucking times doing fuck all and shooting the shit.

option 1:
> comfy, lower paying job with good benefits and security. Work is more mundane
option 2:
> profitable YC funded startup with higher salary, more interesting work, but potentially less security
Which would you choose?

>>106306169
gender studies has a lower unemployment rate

>>106306207
>>106306185
nigga you in CS general

>>106306197
I have 1 but want 2 because I know I can get 1 back

>>106306197
Opt 2 in my twenties, opt 3 in my 30s+.

>>106305835
Learn a trade
Move to Japan

>>106306210
if I had made better life choices I would be in the bitcoin general right now

>>106306039
a real techbro would pitch something utterly retarded in an attempt to "disrupt" the bearing industry

my bet is on something like microplastic gel between 3d printed parts (i.e. graphite powder between properly machined parts, but bad)

>>106306169
Fuck no. Are you retarded?

>>106306197
more security because any YC startup is just going to rugpull everyone, including its own staff

>>106306210
Yeah, this is for people who did CS 5+ years ago. Everyone after that is too late

every time i go into the office my dandruff flares up. i think theres mold in the ac bros

>>106306195
You are correct
I been here less than a year and the job is not hard at all. Most days there is not that much to do, we get some tickets done, do some calls. We are meant to be getting our pay raised to £26,000 soon (big money fuck yeah)
But it is like you said - it is an entry level job and nothing else.
I was extremely fucking lucky I got my foot through the door as nowhere in the UK is fucking hiring right now.
Before I got this job I interviewed for another place, for a helpdesk job. Turns out that the dude who interviewed me is getting laid off, I just found out from his Linkedin
Still, the prospects for getting a better job are slim as fuck. The market in the UK is absolutely fucking brutal right now.

>>106306365
I’m making £80,000 a year in on site metal fabrication and the job is brutal working conditions and the hours are fucked, jobs are unstable you sometimes find yourself living out of hotels.

I would be happier with £35,000 a year working predictably boring comfy clean office job, ideally without Indians. I already bought everything I want to consoom.

>>106306269
Lots of people saying Covid Lockdowns was the last entry for noobs but maybe by 2030 there could be another entry window, question is which speciality? Maybe Cybersecurity?

Is UK tech really dead for noobs because of AI and Indians 3-5 years from now?

>>106305865
Law in finance industry is supposed to pay really well £250k+ if you go to a good university in Londonistan and greater chance of getting magic job if you tick DEI boxes but that is impossible for a normal white guy like me who can’t stand “vibrant” cities.

Plus AI is definitely going to make it so that 95% of Lawyers are just reading ChatGPT off a tablet to a bunch of people in a room… or generating then proof checking signable documents.

Also I just like computers.

>>106305890
Fucks sake, mate

Surely tech recession won’t last 6 years by the time I step in

>>106306298
what a strange anecdote

>>106306722
i'm the anon that pointed out the UK was looted by the megarich

going by historic precedent, it should be over by then. but the things to worry is the current global instability due to debt cycles ending, multiple strongman gobernments fucking around and normies not liking shitty quality of life and the wealth disparity. historically that stuff leads to world wars and revolutions and 20 years of turmoil but idk maybe that won't happen regardless thats all speculation.

anyway even if you can't work in the UK because the country is fucked you still have some good remote work options as a native UK person. a lot of companies appreciate a genuine britisher that can actually string a sentence together in english instead of someone speaking in incoherent thirdiebabble with cows in the background. it's not an earthshattering advantage but it's something

one extra viewpoint: if you get out of a field you liked because of economic worries, and then you switch to a field that you neither like nor makes economic sense 6 years later, then you'll really hate yourself. no one can predict the future in this wack ass post modern world so best you can do is follow what feels right to you and later accept that you made decisions based on what made sense to you

I had a big 'ol burrito at the Microsoft cafeteria today and it was.... pretty good!

>>106306185
yes everyone is lying about the tech situation
techies are very insidious folk
they lie to prevent others from learning and competing against them
they deliberately place bugs and obfuscate their code, so nobody can replace them
they refuse to transfer knowledge for the same reason
don't believe anything they tell you

>>106306722
>>106306901
also if you want a *sure* bet you can get into any kind of old people care profession, like doctoring and nursing the elderly. every single country on earth is facing an aging population crisis. but theres no guarantee that will pay well unless they get really desperate (which they might, if they can hold onto their wealth)

>>106306195
I have my CCNA in the US and some network automation shit on a github. No one hired me. Stuck in help desk. Going for my CCNP soon.

>>106306942
whats the bonus, anon. I was disappointed desu

>>106307166
I didn't get mine yet. Like I said last week, my team has no manager currently, so my M2 is managing like 40+ people or something. I doubt he'll even bother to set up calls or anything, and I'll have to wait till it's auto-released. It's been a real shitshow here

>>106307166
Though also: how did you do? Did you get <100 or something? Or just 100?

>>106307216
slightly over 10, 3.75% merit increase. This is my first bonus, so maybe its normal. I was looking at the spreadsheet on blind, didn't realize all the 15s and 20s are equivalent to 10 for IC3

>>106307251
Yeah, it's kind of weird that the higher levels get even larger potential ranges for bonuses. Sounds like you got right in the middle, which is good if you're still new-ish. I'll be happy if I get a 100. I was expecting to be laid off earlier this year already. I'm honestly only at this job for the food.

The recruiter told me she had to temporary pull my job rec down because over 70 people applied in a 4 hour period.

Bets on how many are sars and how many are actually qualified?

>>106307303
my manager was talking about looking for promotion next year, don't know if he was just saying things though. I asked him what I can improve on and he didn't really say anything, just keep doing what you're doing. I feel like if he was lying about maybe promotion or would give me actual things to work on

>>106307323
Depends what your level is. For SWE1s, just getting your assigned work done, showing that you're learning about your system/product, and not fucking up too much should get you promoted to SWE2 within a few years. To get to senior is when you have to start "owning" projects or work or whatever.

>>106307321
67 saars, 2 qualified

>>106307377
I'm waiting on her to forward them over. The saddest part is we make them check a box saying they don't need sponsorship and that they live in the US, but they just lie and check it anyways. It just wastes everyone's time

>>106307453
>The saddest part is we make them check a box saying they don't need sponsorship and that they live in the US, but they just lie and check it anyways.
Because in their peabrains they're thinking "well I'll impress them so much in the interview that they'll make an exception for me!"

>>106307497
I feel like this is the accurate image I've ever seen on the internet about this subject.

I'm starting to believe in AI. I'm just asking it shit and if I think it's bullshitting I ask it to give me sources and it turns out it's right. This'll replace juniors...

Anyone else getting bit by depending on AI? I got lazy and cocky with the simple fixes. Now I'm dealing with a database migration script that refuses to work correctly and it takes forever to figure out why it made its own stupid bug. fuck this gA.yI. earth...

I feel like it just gives me to worst code solutions. It's like heroin that never really worked.

>>106307060
>CCNP on helpdesk
clown world

>>106307574
Skill issue. I got a side project into production in about 3 months that would have taken me probably 2 years without LLMs. Using the right tools (claude code), keeping its scope small, planning out what it's going to do so the implementation is 1 layer of abstraction above you typing it out yourself, verifying stuff manually and relying on developer intuition lets you get a lot done and the code I have is as good as anything I'd write by hand which I know since I still do a lot of that for work.

>>106307060
Yeah, no stop. You have a CCNA, it's time to go work at a NOC.
>>106307611 I agree with this guy.

I got a CCNA and went to work at a NOC for NCR which services a metric fuckton of massive clients and the work boiled down helpdesk and copy pasting the same 10 commands into a terminal and pasting the output into the tickets.

>>106307730
Good enough. The NOC is not your career, it's Network help desk, and it's how you start.

>>106307737
Which would be fine, if there were any notion of upward mobility at all. The chasm between what L1 did and what L2 did was huge and there was 0 pipeline of working towards the shift. Basically nobody ever made the jump and the vast majority of L2 had CCNPs while the vast majority of L1 didn't even have CCNAs. But I guess that speaks more to NCR sucking ass as a company than anything.

>>106307756
You're not supposed to upgrade within your company, you're supposed to get your experience then funking dip. Upward mobility is for whiney faggots who remain poor, you're supposed to keep applying.

>>106307756
I hire people from within into network analyst roles if they show promise. You're gonna have to move companies.

>>106307613
This post reeks of jeet cope

Tell us about "that guy" in your department that somehow never gets fired despite fucking up all the time.
Bonus points: They aren't a nepo hire.

>>106307060
They still hire people to do help desk jobs? I would've assumed that shit had dried up by now.

>>106307453
>we make them check a box saying they don't need sponsorship and that they live in the US
is it illegal for americans to (state that you) only hire americans?

>>106307574
use a better LLM or some shit? or maybe ask for help to someone who actually knows what they are doing?

>>106304655 (OP)
>ain't
Fucking yanks and niggers deserve to be shot.
t. Someone who grew up in Virignia.

>>106307321
I get phone calls from Indians in Fairfax looking for work and I'm not even hiring, it's just my personal phone number.

>>106308376
>is it illegal for americans to (state that you) only hire americans?
No. It's a ton of work to hire non-Americans actually. That's why they put the checkbox on the form, the idea is that everyone will be understanding and conscientious so no one's time gets wasted on people outside the country.

>>106306169
If your options are going to college for CS and literally staying at your parents and just playing video games the latter has a higher expected outcome.

>It's finally getting dark early enough
>Not even too hot
>Can't fall asleep, regardless
I'm going to need extra coffee or sleep omw to work.

>>106305801
Do you mean normal, as you no longer are in military or normal, as you weren't drunk?

>>106307574
>a database migration script
I love using LLMs and use them heavily but if I had an employee who tried vibe code anything like that for any remotely important database I'd just fire him with zero warning.

I hope that's either bait or you're not fucking around in production that way.

take the legacy phpill

>wfh, 50k a year, small company
>work 2 to 3 hours a day
>tell boss feature will take a week, do it in 2 days
>can't fire you, your spaghetti code is so dogshit nobody else will want to touch it

i drive a piece of shit car and i don't give a fuck

>>106307574
I've had to completely re-work enough side projects that I've given up on them as anything but a StackOverflow replacement.

>>106307060
i have a ccna aswell. its time for me to take the NOC pill.
all these formerly early career jobs now wants 10 years of experience and ccnp or ccie. the job market is fucking ridiculous. these clowns got in their position with no experience and now they want a professional with CCIE.

>>106305890
Imagine getting stabbed on your way to work by some boat person all for £25,000 per YEAR LMAO

>>106305890
That's close to what they pay Indians *in India* God damn what a shithole.

>>106309000
> these clowns got in their position with no experience and now they want a professional with CCIE.
Because networking died years ago and the only thing left to do is pick the top talent that’s left. Whoever told you to get a CCNA today is a grifting liar. Same goes for any CompTIA cert

>>106305976
No they fucked their currency with US-style deficit spending (although without the reserve status... lol it's so unimaginably incompetent) so it's close to parity these days.

>>106309025
>Whoever told you to get a CCNA today is a grifting liar. Same goes for any CompTIA cert
okay what're you supposed to do then smart guy

>>106309039
>okay what're you supposed to do then smart guy
Live with your parents for a couple years while the situation resolves itself.

>>106308922
>id just fire them
Shouldn’t you be reviewing the code before pushing to prod? Testing? Nah just fire someone for your total colossal failure of an organisation.
Boomer isn’t just an age group it’s a mindset and you have it.

>>106309010
And remember, he only gets HALF of those £25K at best, the other half gets gifted to the boat person for free so they can live like a king.

>>106309025
theres still a need for networking however its more of a conglomeration of multiple roles in one. it isnt enough to just only network, my plan is to pick up ccnp and learn devops aswell.

learn a trade

>>106309049
>Shouldn’t you be reviewing the code before pushing to prod? Testing? Nah just fire someone for your total colossal failure of an organisation.
Sure but if you don't have a QA environment and you're *vibe coding into production* yeah you're getting fired whether it works or not.

>>106309039
Lead the basics of Linux, learn Kubernetes, Terraform, Golang, docker. Then make a homelab with a project. Most start with a “cloud resume”. You can make it your own. I did a self hosted Jitsi meet instance that is piped to an http nginx docker host that presents the front end. I documented it all and uploaded it to gitlab so I can point it out and talk about it in interviews.
Basically I preempt any initial questions talking specifically about the project and so they ask about the project to get a good feeling of your mindset. The less it’s like an interview and more it’s like a conversation the better.


>certs?
CKA via Kodekloud training
AWS SAA via Cantril

>>106309078
You don’t have a test environment? That’s on you not the Wagie.

>>106308692
expect skunkdep doesn't do that. he says he can work here, and some dumb foid manager tries to hire him only to find out he can't legally work here. They waste everyone's time

>>106309059
CCNP and devops are about as far apart as Moscow is to Vladivostok. Learn eBPF instead. Cisco certs teach Cisco specific technology, barely any networking that’s useful.

>>106309101
what do you even do with all this. I mean how do you make money. Cart pushers seem more useful

>>106309135
>barely any networking that’s useful.
cope of copes, I've never met a CCIE that wasn't wicked smart.

>>106309140
All of those technologies are what runs the internet and all infrastructure of companies.
>SRE
>Cloud Engineers
>System Admin
>DevOps
>Platform Engineering

>>106309160
Smart enough to not realize their field is dead? Lmao ok

>>106309025
>network died years ago
>CCNA is a grift
lmao, based networkchad. keep these scrambling newbies out.

>>106309161
Okay you're talking like you make all this stuff, not just maintaining it.

>>106309135
>Cisco specific technology
>barley any networking that's useful
Are you fucking retarded...don't answer that, you are a massive fucking retard.

>>106309167
>juniper is a very good value sars (android is a good value too!)

>>106305660
they're going to put you into the cave of trials, a zany obstacle course with indiana jones style booby traps, and at the end there's a final battle to the death. If you lose, you die. If you win, they ghost you.

>>106309170
Sorry the phone autocorrected. I meant to say learn the basics of those technologies. The project is just for interviews and learning how to apply what you learned.

>>106309135
automation and ci/cd is what everything is progressing towards. i dont see why devop shouldn't be picked up.
any senior level techy want to chime in.

>>106309192
Cisco is just a company that sells routers and some services like vpns. Nothing major

>>106309234
Omg you ARE fucking stupid.

>>106305801
kill yourself furnigger BUM

You can learn all of this gay automation shit and get AIed out, or be the guy touching the actual devices.

>>106307002
Elderly care is shady as fuck, but so is most of the medical industry. You'll have to turn a blind eye to abuse and shady practices if you want to stay employed.

>>106309192
Have you even looked at the topics of the CCNP base cert?
>using Cisco DNA
>the concepts of Cisco SDWAN
>EIGRP routing (lol)
>>106309196
Any physical network device administration as a job is dead, regardless of vendor. It’s all point and click.
>>106309169
I started in 2010 and it was a much different field then than today. Networking is dead.

>>106309255
My gf is in vet med and she had to put down a van of puppies with poison. Not even joking.

>>106309266
those puppies werent economically viable, please understand

>>106309265
I appreciate gatekeepers of this caliber. Networking is dead, there are no jobs don't even apply.

>>106309226
> any senior level techy
Kys jeet

What is the security clearance process like? I've got a couple of offers that require it.

>>106309192
Doesn't PANW do a bunch of that too?

>>106309266
I was told killing puppies is like half the job.

>>106309297
Take it, it's the only thing guaranteeing that you are needed as a citizen in this country.

>>106309265
>implying network automation is the ultimate stop gap for all shitfuckery that happens in networking
>implying most corporate and government network enterprises aren't giant burning piles of shit that need constant maintenance and have constant higher up eyeballs at the slightest inconvenience or downtime
>implying network enterprises of now aren't 15 years behind of what the major providers offer
>implying these developers ITT even know what the difference is between iBGP and eBGP is
>implying AI is going to automate whole data centers any more than what has been around for the past 2 decades.
>thinking the campus deployment he's been working with for 10 years is the end all be all of networking environments

You're an asshat and a retard, networking is the one field that has failed to really update and catch up with everything else because it isn't an iterative technology. We still deal with bare-metal systems, we still deal with transport issues, we still deal with 3am calls with every hire up being butthurt at the same time. And I even remember when Cloud was the new networking, LMAO to that shit. AI is just piling on more software on top of what is already automated; piping more data across the internet, when the VAST majority of network issues are physical and not protocol. You're winging about layer 7, when I just don't give a fuck - no one is interviewing you about layer 7.

But I agree that people should avoid networking as a career field, because I'm in it and I don't want you grifting faggots here.

>>106309406
>We still deal with bare-metal systems,
AIEEEEE PHYSICS STILL EXIST!!! SAVE ME AMAZON!!!!!

>>106309391
I was employed a couple weeks ago.

What drugs are ppl abusing to get ahead these days? Should I be using?

>>106309508
Drugs only slow you down or make you more able to tolerate bullshit. If you're dealing with a lot of bullshit alcohol always helped me but you need to do it in moderation.

If you're legitimately running up against difficult problems you need to be as sober as possible. Even things like coffee and candy will compromise your productivity.

>>106309508
Ovaltine

>>106309406
I'm going to add on to my autistic rant.

Cybersecurity normie cumguzzlers are up fucking next with AI. Networking doesn't need pattern recognition beyond DDoS or usage time or whatever. These things are already scripted and used in any enterprise that is worth anything.

>AI will automate the FUCK out of security signatures.
>AI will automate the fuck out of IDs and IPS logs.
>AI will automate the fuck out of security certificates.
>AI will automate the fuck out of user behavior, user device locks and unlocks, data quarantine, port security, application signatures, user and application accounts and permissions.

The list goes on. You niggers that only touch keyboards are out of fucking luck, and I'm happy that networking was seen as the auto-repair of tech for so long. Fuck off we are full.

>>106309508
300mg bang energy drink the second I wake up
its not sustainable to do it daily but it works in a pinch

>>106309406
> We still deal with bare-metal systems, we still deal with transport issues, we still deal with 3am calls
A subpar tech reveals himself. If you’re still having reliability issues that means your design is shit.

>>106309824
Networking as a career = dealing with reliability issues. You're a larping nigger.

How long does it normally take to get clearance shit done?

>>106309908
Up to a year, depending on the level. Usually, just initiating the clearance is what takes up most of that time due to background checks, interviews, and stuff like that. No news is good news, and your employer won't tell you shit.

>>106309943
Oh. Okay. Because I'm getting mean-worded emails that I haven't gotten mine fast enough and it's been only about a week.

I'm not keeping this job, am I

>>106309960
wtf, that isn't up to you at all. If your company paid for this shit, they are the ones waiting for the US gov to arbitrate the process. Usually, they give you a "working clearance". And if they aren't...they are retarded.

>>106309837
Yeah if you’re retarded maybe. Nothing you can’t make redundant or highly available, absolutely nothing.

>>106309988
Nigger, they have tried since ARPANET. We are talking about the fundamentals of communications now. You really don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

>>106309983
it's canuckistan, i already hold a clearance through DND, but need CGP (Legally Indistinct ITAR) and separate clearance for the work I'm doing (I could get into their spaces as a student or chaperone or something but to actually work back there it's apparently tracked separately; same for getting on base, I could trivially because I have a valid ID but because my business there isn't distinctly military I need to get a contractor ID too, I also need second accounts on the various DND networks, etc.)

I think the person I'm dealing with is just a karen though, I had someone else through the recruiting process and they were more understanding and didn't make as many typos

>>106310004
Lmao whatever you say retard. If you think reliability, redundancy, and high availability isn’t possible you really shouldn’t be in tech.

>>106310163
Are you a fucking bot? Have you worked a day in any IT field ever, that exists, in reality? Ever? Have you even flipped a burger?

sorry for blogposting
i'm sitting on key competence in my company but because of it im literally balls deep stuck in maintenance because not one single other person has bothered learning about the actual component/product that is being shipped
new stuff is on the horizon, but its been on the horizon for three (3) years and nothing is decided because the entire management team is new and therefore don't understand what the organization /actually/ does
no decisions in the last year, just postponing and more le discussions
two colleagues have been moved to look into the new things, i would have hoped to be one of them but alas bossman said that "we need to also focus on the current products so they enter market properly"
its always just moving the goalpost
for the last three years its been "in 6 months we should be able to ramp down" but nothing

do i switch jobs?
yeah i think i just might

> pajeet is assigned to me to replace me on my current role
> obviously lied on their resume, cannot do anything they have listed on their resume
> refuses KT on particular topics because they "already know it"
> scoffs when I try to show them how to use AI in agent mode
> continuously demonstrates to not know anything
> accuses me of being racist when I tell their manager they aren't performing

why are indians like this? I honestly wished the best for this dude when he joined

>>106310244
indians are scammers and cheats
my company re-did the title structure about a year ago as a 7-level hierarchy (but HR tells us we arent allowed to call it a hierarchy lmao)
even the 2 yoe indians in india were appointed 4 or 5th tier titles while these titles were very reserved to 10+ yoe with demonstrable contributions and recognition in my cunt

>>106310244
>accuses me of being racist when I tell their manager they aren't performing

Heard that in the military. That is the kind of shit that destroys nations. Brown people were untouchable in the military and arrogant about that fact.

>>106310463
lmao what fucking country

>>106310487
USA not joking.

>>106310487
brown people act like brown people wherever they are. Nta, but I heard the same shit in the military. It's a shit test they do to see if you'll capitulate to them forever. You have to jokingly tell them, yep, I'm racist, this is your punishment, and then they will accept you

>>106310503
lol. lmao. canada stays winning

>>106310517
by brown do you mean arab, jeet, are you just using that instead of saying "nigger", you can't just be racist overall all these groups have different Bad Shit they get up to

>>106310163
My networking group for cloud computing sees 100s of incident reports every single day as the engineers, and we still pull in billions and billions every year. If you have no reliability issues it's because you have zero scaling.

>>106310531
mostly hispanics of whatever flavor. My area required too high of asvab scores for most nigs

>>106310555
Who will defend the Burger Town if not Ramirez?

>>106310540
Don't (you) that faggot, he has no idea what you're talking about. If anyone worked a day in any sizable enterprise, you see shit break every fucking day.

>>106310566
>>106310540
im the lowest tier janny on the planet but doing it in the military where you'd expect 100% uptime unless something has literally been bombed, I can tell you that I Have Seen Some Shit and it's been incredibly dumb every time

Anyone ever applied to Canonical? I was thinking about it but I heard some horror stories.

>>106305660
Smile and wave

>>106310580
Do you have your high school transcripts, anon? We need to know what your GPA was in Grade 9.

>>106310570
100% uptime is physically impossible.

>>106310540
Welcome to the conversation, we are talking about legacy networks, not cloud networking. That dude is arguing he still gets calls at 3am because he can’t design worth shit and has several single points of failure on his physical network.
>>106310566
If you physical network has problems literally everyday, that’s not a flex, that’s incompetence.

>>106310570
Impossible by all metrics everything is either broke or getting replaced due to EOS. Nothing is perfect.

>>106310611
>>106310646
i didn't say it's possible, i said (you) would expect it

and the dumb shit wasn't even like "it was designed wrong", more "there are physical limits". I fondly remember trying to explain to several officers that satellite internet doesn't work when the mast of your ship is in the way of your transceiver and the satellite, and marvelling at the fact that even the CO would gladly waste millions of dollars of fuel and several weeks of people's time on a suboptimal route just to clear the mast by a few degrees and that the crew would tolerate that because you NEED to be able to get onto Reddit from the operations room during the more boring watches

>>106310611
100% is the agreement, if it's not 100% then the service provider suffers agreed upon penalties

1yoe
L2 MSP
21,000€

>>106310657
Turns out comms are a huge morale boost and the fuel is already paid for you to be out for a certain amount of time, military isn't in the business of being a business. And yes, we called you dirty blue shirts behind closed doors
t. Ex Navy Officer

>>106310727
true but we also had a 384k satellite modem that proved PERFECTLY SUFFICIENT for m.facebook and old.reddit

also if they would admit it was to let people check hockey scores i'd be fine with it, but they would tell me it's "strategic comms" even though outlook would still work, we had radio teletype, and anything of any real importance would come down through the flagship and after a certain point in the exercise we did just have UHF teletype up basically all the time for training purposes (and it was fun)

>>106310745
You can shove alot of shit into morale/training and educational boost in the military. At the end of the day IT is beholden to the wants, needs and requirements of the organization its apart of.

>>106310745
I was on a sub and I'd have to sit at periscope depth spinning on the periscope for hours so that fat fuck mechanic could download his dear John email that's taking thirty minutes because there's one photo attached. We would have killed for reddit, but that was impossible for anyone other than the radiomen pretending comms were slow as they hogged up all the bandwidth. God I fucking hated the navy

>>106310788
again, it's not like i dont appreciate the faster connection either, but the pretense was silly. and all this is aside from the point that 99.99999% uptime is infeasible even for something that, in theory, should have it

>>106310790
i've heard from commsies who have gone sub that they didn't get to use reddit either. they would absolutely hog all the bandwidth available at satcom enabled depth (apparently they had a buoy or something and didnt need to go as high as periscope) but even they would have to get the hockey scores and dear john letters via official message over HF once in a while, and all the satcom gear was broken or at least misconfigured 90% of the time anyway and the true pro gamer move was simply owning a laptop and downloading tons of shit every port visit

I hate the navy too but I can't say that my boss's stories don't make me sometimes think "ah, I could do that for a year or two for an extra shot of cash and a couple of more fun stories than I had on the minesweepers."

>>106310629
Cloud Networks are legacy networks you fucking nigger, you're just renting them. This is how I know you're just making shit up now.

cloud networks isnt on bare metal! its made from wishes and magic

>>106310817
>>106310790
>>106310788
>>106310745
>there are people in 2025 who think knowing how to use a fucking MODEM means they should be allowed to have a job
Can't wait until AI finishes you off.

>>106310817
Yeah boomers have the sat bouy, the fast attack plebs have to suffer

>>106310828
I don't know why you you'd me. I don't use modems, I design NICs

>>106310828
Lil bro thinks I actually push any buttons on the modem. Shit comes as a kit from Iridium.

>>106310790
>his dear John email
what does this mean

>>106310629
>physical network has problems literally everyday
That is every enterprise, ever, in existence. IT exists for this exact reason. You've never had a job.

>>106310862
>>106310852
>>106310834
>>106310819
>>106310817
>>106310790
>>106310745
>>106310727
>>106310570
>>106310463
IT is not Tech. Get the fuck off of this thread you unemployed loser.

>>106310876
We are the only ones still employed.

>>106310876
What does IT stand for?

>>106310876
Go to the programming general then. This is a IT/Tech related thread anon.

>>106310857
A dear John letter is a letter from a gf/wife that she is leaving you, won't be there when you get home. Very common in the military. Hoes drain the bank account then depart

>>106310891
>>106310906
>literal janitors larping as actually Educated Programmers
Go Away.
Pushing a couple of buttons on a winjeet laptop doesn't put you in the same category as people who are literally rebuilding the modern world from scratch.

>>106310927
>lapring as a programmer
>wanting to be a programmer
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH, look at this faggot!

>>106310927
No anon you will not get access to admin passwords. We are sick of your seething. Go cope somewhere else.

>>106310927
I didn't know that programming was the only tech job in the world.

>>106310935
Don't worry. Because I actually know how programs work, I just get them anyway :^)

>>106310927
Copying and pasting API keys into frameworks does not make you educated.

>>106310927
I have a PhD in computer engineering, I'm not a programmer code monkey like you

>daytime in india /twg/ thinks IT jannies are real Tech Workers
lol. lmao

>>106311021
Imagine getting btfo this hard.

>Be server monkey
>Also get to program in my spare time when servers aren't dying (Rarely if you know what you are doing).
Suck it faggots, I got best of both worlds.

>>106311050
So you get paid for IT, that makes you Indian saar.

>>106311059
Sure they "pay" me for that, but most of my workday is doing programming and occasional monitoring.

p-powershell chads... are we winning yet?

>>106311077
Meme so much so that i am surprised that microshit has not made a degree program with its products at this point. Aside from Azure no other certs from them are worth it.

>>106310857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyI01g6cSDg

What kind of degree/certs should I get if I hate programming but like setting up things on my home server and home lab environment?

At this point I just want a comfy desk job that isn't going to get fucked by AI right after I graduate.

>>106304655 (OP)
What is your job? Do other anons / tech workers look down on you?
>Front end dev
>Yeah sometimes

>>106311204
Back end guy here, I would look down on you but I can't wrap my head around making a good UI.

>>106311204
I respect front end devs because ain't no way I'm doing that shit

>>106310819
>cloud networks are legacy
No they literally aren’t, at all. One’s a managed service another is hardware based. The fact you can’t tell the difference says everything.

/r/networking is dead. That’s the true metric to prove networking is a dead career field

>>106311232
How in the FUCK do you think your data reaches AWS, you fucking massive mongoloid.

>>106311284
Not through hardware IT jeetery. It's all software.

>>106311290
Wow, you are the stupidest nigger I've ever talked to.

>>106311290
kek funniest post ITT

>when I ask for a raise
>What? You gotta understand, times are tough the company cannot afford any raises. And don't take it personally, just business.
>when I live for greener pasture$
>NOOOO! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME, WE ARE LIKE FAMILY HERE. YOU HAVE PERSONALLY OFFENDED ME!
why are manageroids like this?

>>106311334
Why do you care what they think? You're supposed to treat these companies like you do your exes. Fuck then chuck, formally sneeds.

>>106311340
Well, if you understand somebody, you can manipulate them into giving me what I want more effectively.

>>106307002
I think robotics will play a part in the future for taking care of the elderly so I was also thinking about robotics but apparently it’s a really shit thing to choose in university and you can still get in just by having programming experience.

I think cybersecurity and robotic programming will survive global instability, ai, old people.

Also I’m
>>106306627
>>106306685
>>106306722
>>106305835

Sorry for late replies I have to wagie and I have barely any comfy phone time today probably. Will get back though.

>>106311284
>wow I setup a BGP connection once to the AWS direct connect!!!
>pay me a full salary for 40 years!

If you only setup one direct connect for your company then you’re a fucking retard who deserves to get calls at 3am.

>>106311334
In Germany a common response it “it wouldn’t be fair to your coworkers” which I respond with I don’t give a fuck if they never better themselves, I learn more and do more therefore I want more money or I stop doing extra shit.

>>106311284
>boomer retard has never heard of “cloud native” before in his life
whew lad you’re not going to retire comfortably

>>106311356
yeah im sure your grandma will love having her diaper changed by a Tesla Optitron

>>106311334
Insufferable cunt

My nuts hurt, and they've been aching for like a few days now. I wonder what's up with that?

Does hackerrank OA know if you are in a vm? never done one of these before

>>106311387
You don't even know what underlay or overlay means.

>>106308058
nothing crazy but i once knew a senior programmer who basically could barely read code. his modus operandi was writing code that he didn't really understand and pushing it. that would inevitably cause a lot of bugs, and then he would spend the next n weeks fixing those bugs. he virtually never worked on a new feature or any other stuff like that, he would just spend his days fixing 2-3 bugs of his own creation a day. management apparently loved him because he would always come in and fix stuff at the last second. they gave him a lot of leeway to abuse other employees because they viewed him as a sort of a tortured genius lol

but there was apparently some nepotism involved because some of the other senior people knew he was ineffective and abusive but did nothing about it

>>106311551
You don't even know what that means in the context of this conversation, but if you did; you would realize why you're retarded.

>got let go in May
>still can't get a job
It's over, I'm fucked.

>>106311551
Lmao do you? If your VXLAN has problems literally everyday then you’re an absolute retard.

Anyone got a collegue who randomly starts criticizing your code quality in a team meeting? I've accepted this fucker's PRs with substandard code quality in the past and now he tries to fuck me over like this. If he wants an enemy he can have one, fuck him.

>>106311551
Technology not needed if you don’t have a data center. Also if you have shit breaking on your underlay literally everyday you’re a retard. Again, that’s not a flex.

>>106311596
I got made redundant in January it took me a few months to find something. Keep trying anon I believe in you

>>106311642
He sounds like a faggot looking for a promotion. Just tell your boss is slowing everything down by being overly picky. Don’t make it petty, your boss doesn’t want to babysit two faggots.

>>106311729
I won't be petty about it but he won't be getting fast PRs anymore. And no doubt I won't overlook technical debts from him either.

tech worker tank.

>>106311756
Kek just ask him to make a readme for every push he makes

cs degree. any job i want. 300k starting.
why? because im actually PASSIONATE about computers. i just love computers. so much so that ive decided that i deserve a job more than any of my other classmates.

Company pays for certifications, should I get some bullshit Go certifications?
All the old java services are being rewritten in Kotlin and Go.
My languages are Java (and some Kotlin, I had an undergrad class in it and I wrote a basic project in Kotlin), Python, and TypeScript. I feel like Rust and Go are becoming increasingly asked-for languages

>>106312079
Sure why not if they are paying for it. At the end of the day though projects and talking through your design choices are more valuable

just learned that I was fired some time ago because I argued too much with my bosses and this "disrupted team dynamics" and "made collaboration difficult"
this is funny because they praised themselves of an open debate culture, flat hierarchies and claim they value feedback. additionally I was praised for my team player skills multiple times.
turns out they are just narrow minded retards who really really hate that someone reminds them of the technical debt

>>106312100
I’m not a new grad, I don’t feel like anybody gives a shit about my personal projects anymore.

>>106311642
>"hey I've been thinking that we should refactor this part of the project, it has poor extensibility and is hard to read"
>"okay, are you volunteering to do it?"
>"w-w-well no, I'm already full for this sprint, I was suggesting that the person who originally wrote it (me) should refactor it"
>"well I'm busy at the moment but it will be there waiting for you when you do have time"
Crazy to me that you would ever bring up something like that and then immediately try to pawn it off on someone else. And why didn't you bring it up when it was originally in code review? Keep your fucking mouth shut, stupid faggot.

>>106311334
you ask for a raise to your manager? i thought we're supposed to ask this to HR

>>106312359
Depends on the company.
Out of 10 places I've worked at it was about 50/50.

>>106312359
in my company you ask the manager who then asks le people and culture (HR)

>>106312116
>turns out they are just narrow minded retards who really really hate that someone reminds them of the technical debt
And this is why they're getting canned more and more. Thanks to AI, all those "managers of managers" people are going away.

When I am together with my normie co-workers at office I feel like I'm about to snap any moment.
I just can't function like a normal human being.

>>106312359
The only time I've asked for one, it was the CEO.

>>106312401
well in my case they werent just managers but the founders of the startup. will be tough for them because they have no clue what they are doing. typical academic types larping as google bros from the heydays.

>>106312414
>I just can't function like a normal human being.
Normies suck, but why not thought?

>>106312359
What? How old are you that you think HR is the person to go to about raises lmao get back to studying kiddo
Personally I have never seen anyone get a significant raise that would be trumped by new comp at another company. If I want more money I'll just go somewhere else. The only time that wasn't true was a company I worked for and did basically nothing and got paid decently but definitely could have made more elsewhere but I was genuinely working like 2 hours a day it was great lol

>>106312447
Unless it's directly work related I don't want to talk to them or hear their small talk.

>>106312485
I can relate, for sure.
I've learned to treat it as a part of the job though.
You really do need those connections to get ahead, and doing all that smalltalk bullshit is no different than doing any other boring, retarded and pointless work-related task.

>>106312500
Get ahead where? I was ready to quit day 1 and been expecting to be fired any moment. I'm staying purely out of spite and salary is too good.

>>106312524
>Get ahead where?
In life in general, like three fourths of my jobs were from being recommended by my ex-coworkers.
>I was ready to quit day 1 and been expecting to be fired any moment
>I'm staying purely out of spite and salary is too good
Dang bro, this is no way to live. No wonder you're so stressed and pissed-off all the time.

>>106312541
I got my job during covid era. It was a random LinkedIn message.
They offered me job, I looked at the offered salary and asked them for significant increase since I didn't want to take the job, but they agreed and increased it anyway.

>>106312585
Yeah, I've got my share of cold calls with job offers also, this is not the point.
What I'm saying is if you absolutely hate your job, you're just gonna spend all the extra income on keeping yourself from crashing out(and then crash out anyways).
Been there, not a good time.

>getting rejected after N interviews for very large N, where salary increase <<<< N
Rituale di umiliazione è finito!

>>106311389
Yes I think so too. I will enjoy it personally during my old age.

Apparently bad cleaning practices is a problem in the care industry (research it yourself)
and a robot is perfect every time.

I'm actually starting to like asking AI tools for ideas. I mostly work on contained bug fixes anyway so it's somewhat useful in a narrow context.

Getting moved to another team by my boss's boss. They like me and want me to help somewhere else, but it's an awkward time because they are going on parental leave for 3 months in a week. So I am gonna get shifted to this new team (that may not really want me) and then they are gone for 3 months. Oh well, not much I can do since I have no leverage.

>>106308670
LMAO they're getting desperate.

>me a year ago
>Working on front end stuff
>It's boring and I hate it
>Get moved into back end space
>It's java and I hate it
>Fast forward to now
>About to be moved back to front end
>Not sure which i hated more
Maybe I never really liked programming and just like money.

>>106312740
you can't use the same variable for different things anon, no wonder you got rejected

>>106312829
>Maybe I never really liked programming and just like money.
ya i tried for 10 years to wait out coming into liking it and I just never (or rarely <5%) enjoyed it in an employment context

Is there an easy way to tell my boss to stop calling me regarding every email?
>Email comes in for both of us
>"Hi anon, can we chat?"
>I send an email to him
>"Hi anon, can we have a quick chat?"
Then when I meet with him, he'll take like 10 minutes talking personal stuff and then the next 10-20 minutes regurgitating everything I said in the email or spinning our wheels.

>>106312829

I've had a lot of periods where I liked backend. Frontend feels like wrestling with a retard over trivial things but backend is the brain and the engine and it's fun to optimize stuff and make it do things.

>>106313047
those kinds of people cannot take a "no, i think everything is clear in the email" unpersonally
it will become worse if you even try
just eat his ass and try to use those 1 on 1 discussions with your boss for your own gain

>>106304655 (OP)
Python is one of the ugliest widely used languages. I know it became popular because webshitters couldn't into systems programming. But why did it have to be so ugly. Something particularly evil about python is how it hides just how verbose and retarded it is. No other language requires you to put "this." every time you want to access a member variable. No other language handles scope as poorly as python. >>106311356

Cyber security is a fucking meme. These people are the most useless tech employees and are basically used for plausible deniability. The jobs you're likely to get as an entry level security auditor is also one of the jobs which is most likely to be replaced by ai. Writing a clean database abstraction that can be reused takes time and skill. Scraping every known SQL injection from obscure message boards and blasting your code with them is exactly the kind of work ai would end up doing if we actually find a use for it

>>106313111

I've always felt the same way. It feels incomplete and childish. Non coders don't understand that "muh simple syntax" is a trap. Typing helps, brackets help, semicolons help, they literally make it easier to work with and you have to come up with all of these other defense mechanisms in their absence just for the sake of looking like pseudocode. That's not even getting into the mess that is their build and dependency ecosystem. It's definitely a cheap little scripting language that was hamfisted into other things rather than vice versa.

>>106312332
This so much.

>IT power tripping
>Code monkey tries to convince me to follow his "solution" which is a screenshot of an ai generated answer in google search, not even bing.

Also how do people even learn stuff like scripting windows authentication or smtp? There's no actual documentation for anything close to what I need besides a high level overview and marketing "article" from a decade ago. Did tech companies like M$, oracle, vmware stop publishing any technical stuff 20 years ago?

Even the expert level az certs are desu about memorisation of the marketing terms.

>>106311768
That's windows people tank.
They give up as soon as something's not drag and drop and cover in fear when they see a simple python automation.
My manager told me to never show any IT team any of my ai automations that do cli and clicking on their own.

>>106312786
rip

>>106313138
>Also how do people even learn stuff like scripting windows authentication or smtp? There's no actual documentation for anything close to what I need besides a high level overview and marketing "article" from a decade ago.
Pretty sure that SMTP is well-documented since it's a widely-used standard. Although it might also suffer from having a bunch of vendor-specific implementation details that you need to work with, since the vendors are so big.

I had to do PDF stuff at my job and there's this gargantuan specification document for PDFs. It sucks to read, it sucks to implement and you might have different behaviour opening the PDF in Chrome, Firefox, Apple Preview, etc. Also, who knew that PDFs have support for 3D models?

>>106313190
I meant auth and all the security stuff from smtp. I need a relay.

>Also, who knew that PDFs have support for 3D models?
Some manufacturers of physical stuff seem to embed something like that, but it may been svg, too.

Day 16 of doing fuck all and trying to convince my project lead that I am working hard on our dailies.
I think he's starting to suspect something.

>>106313277
We have IETF RFC's to refer to.
https://www.ietf.org/process/rfcs/
https://www.rfc-archive.org/#gsc.tab=0

SMTP
https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc791

>>106313277
WOOPS wrong one
SMTP
https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc5321.html

Is 2 years enough to start shopping for a new job? I want to move back to the PNW.

>>106313398
Yes 2 years is pretty golden anon.

Fellas, Is it wishful thinking to look for out-of-state IT jobs?
I'm really interested in moving to NC, but I have no idea how I can do that with such a saturated market.

>>106311691
The cloud is a data center you jobless idiot. Lol, and it's infrastructure breaks all the time, you just don't see it. You don't know what you're talking about. Also, you could never achieve something that doesn't break, because you're retarded.

>>106313398
idk
i've stayed 7 years before shopping
but averaged about 8% raise yoy which has been quite nice

>>106313398

2 is where recruiters will no longer see it as a red flag

>>106313441
I'm doing government contracting right now and would like to use my non-American passport and not be expected to do things like tell the security officer ar your work that you made friends with a foreigner today.

>>106313420
NC/SC is growing in part due to GA Atlanta and Maryland run off. The age of NC/SC being backwater farming states is over.

>>106313569

SC is such a sweet spot state. It's destined to become quite relevant. Attracts Georgians, northeasterners, midwesterners, like plague. Will become the next hyper-suburbanized state after Florida.

>>106313569
Oh, I know that. I'm just wondering if they have that much of a demand where they're looking for people with cybersec degrees and would wait for me to relocate.
I just don't know if South Florida has just beaten me so hard that I developed learned helplessness

What do you do when you don't feel like working? Less if I spend a minute doing task X then I can get a lot done and more 'what's the fucking point?'

>>106313616
There is no point. It's either working or homelessness.

>>106313616

I'm raising small children and have nothing else to do in my life right now other than workmaxx and get my FIRE accounts to the finish line

I was buttoning up my pants in a bathroom stall, but it decided to break and launched itself into the occupied neighboring stall.
I quickly adjusted myself and washed my hands and didnt completely dry them running out so the other guy from that stall doesn't see me.
Do you experience this at work while in the office?

>>106305907
>20 lines a day
damn, that's a lot more than i do

>>106313277
>Some manufacturers of physical stuff seem to embed something like that, but it may been svg, too.
You can freely manipulate the camera in PDF 3D graphics.

>>106313673
Same, I change like one character per day.

>>106313641
Don't forget the 529's

>>106309112
The wagie remains at fault because he's not programming anything. He's asking a schizo chatbot to do work for him. Why would anyone pay him to work if they could get the same shitty results pr000000000mpting themselves?

>>106313569
>>106313582
True. I'm from the Carolinas, NC is perfect. SC is backwards on their business priorities but it's trying to catch up. Charleston should have been a costal gem 50 years ago but the mismanagement of the state and it's taxes only helped baby boomers. SC suffered decades of brain drain to NC which is why it's better.

Florida is still the top city for tech in the south east and it's not even close. No state income tax, shrimple as.

>>106309266
>>106309277
>>106309318
Can you imagine being her boss?
>hey look at these puppies, aren't they cute?
>anon's gf: "omg yes so cute haha"
>alright, now kill them

>>106313739
Top state. My bad.

>>106313748
Veterinarians have a suicide rate roughly as high as like cops.

>>106309266
Trying to argue with my sister that vet med and her personality wont match at all. Its far to high of a suicide rate in the medical industry.

>>106313748
Literally, what happened to her. They had wasting desiese and would choke on their own blood and feces in time. So they put them in a van full of toys and snacks, give them pets and one by one Inject them with Pentobarbital. It makes you permanently unconscious. Still fucks her up.

>>106313796
>They had wasting desiese and would choke on their own blood and feces in time
I like how you left this out until just now to make the vets look bad.

>>106313837
What? Lol, vets don't just kill puppies for no reason idiot. Use your logic. They are the ones that put pets down, have you ever been? They put down at minimum one animal a night every night no matter the state or region.

>>106313796
>>106313865
what if your gf injects you with Pentobarbital?

>>106313893
Every time I nut in her pussy all of my brain function stops so that's close enough.

Good morning sirs

>>106313913
how many guys nutted in her pussy before you?

>>106313968
That's a good question. Let me nut one more time then ask.

When's the last time you nutted in anything not inanimate, besides your own mouth and hand?

>>106313865
>Lol, vets don't just kill puppies for no reason idiot.
Sometimes the reasons might be pretty dumb though, like that the pet is sick and the owner is broke and didn't get insurance.

>>106313995
>When's the last time you nutted in anything not inanimate, besides your own mouth and hand?
i nut in your gf's pussy when you are out.

Am I autistic or some shit? I was okay with working in the morning but a few emails in and I'm like "yeah you know what, fuck this what if I just ghost?"
I just literally don't want to deal with any of these people anymore.

>>106313780
Has she seen this?

https://youtu.be/objP3E625Xo

>>106313062
Yeah I'm working a backend project right now that's been fun to wrap my brain around. But unfortunately all of the jobs are for front end bullshit with the latest tranny framework so I should probably learn redux to stay employable.

Whats everyones consumer sentiment?
What do you feel like the job market will turn into in 5 years?
How fuck are we anons?

I'm a DevOps Engineer, looking for a switch. I have 2 YOE, 1 year as an intern and 1 YoE FTE. I want to switch because of shitty hikes and RTO.
Any good job boards for finding a remote job?

>>106314028
You haven't nutted in anything beyond your moms asshole.

>>106314031
Thanks anon. I would sooner pay out of pocket for her to get another degree than be a depressed alcoholic vet.

>>106314022
That's not a dumb reason, retard. You could always take your dying animal back home and let it pass away. Or don't be poor.

>>106314037
i think ai is overhyped but i dont really see the job market recovering either
10% of people do 90% of the work anyway and this will still be the case with ai involved

Are these robodogs? Couldn't you just update the firmware?

>>106314053
There is no need to be that rude. This is a friendly general.

>>106314037
It’s so stupid, when is anyone ever right? I listen to analysts and they’re always fucking wrong. Just treat it like your time is running out and be prepared for whatever

>>106306298
I had a similar thing happen to me. Office air is really dry, I grew a beard to avoid having to shave every day, daily physical activity lessened, and my stressful job led me to drinking/smoking too much. Also, that PNW shithole company probably did have mold in the HVAC system and kept it there to torture their slaves.

The solution is to find a better job that lets you quit your vices . Until then, use beard balm, moisturizing scalp shampoos, and go to yoga classes to destress.

>>106314038
Brainlet/codelet here. Can you describe the average devops day?

>>106314110
>clock in remotely at 8am
>sleep until 10
>check tickets and do the 2 highest prio ones
>play og doom until lunch
>2 hour lunch break
>check if any new high prio tickets came in
>play some more doom
>clock out

Hmm doctors complaining about the public losing trust in their profession. I entirely blame the union that controls MD schools admissions.

>>106314170
Don't forget them scooping your eyeballs out of your head while you're still alive if you happen to be an organ donor

>>106314192
Yeah I am not a organ donor. Not to mention collapsed veins from blood/plasma donations that can cause blood clots and heart attacks latter on.

I'm interviewing at other places and I got a mixed vibe on my interview today. They felt so robotic go through the questions and then that's it. And considering the interview was with my direct manager, I don't know how to feel about it. My current manager is a good guy but he doesn't really have direction and he's more of a yes man. I feel conflicted if I do get the offer.

>>106314110
I usually started my day by checking Slack, checking if there were any new security issues/updates I should be aware of, and then you just start pulling up tickets from Jira. Lots of Terraform shit.

Then every now and then something goes down and it eats your entire day, possibly more.

>>106314421
AWS and Terraform is what got me into my IT journey, glad to see people still use it. From what i understand, they are working to just inject IaC into the applications themselves.

Fuck man I'm just having significant troubles trying to stay focused on anything. Is this was burnout feels like? Even going through a OTP is making me feel like "yeah...you know what fuck this"

>>106314527
Hit the gym and fix your diet. Burnout is a given it took me 6 months of chilling to get over it before i could get back into it.

>>106314546
I most likely workout more than you, Jim.

>>106314563
This meme is so spammed all the time.

Anon... what have you done?

>>106314546
You broscience faggots would hear someone has stage 5 terminal cancer and is a week from death and still try shilling "BROOOOO JUST PROTEIN BRO WORK OUT BRO FIX YOUR DIET BRO KETO BRO KETO AND LIFTING BRO".

>>106314749
If he listened to the advice he wouldn't be where he is.
If he takes it to heart, he could easily extend his lifespan a few months.

>>106313694
>>106313277
https://orbionspace.com/thruster-configurator/
This company I've worked with generates a pdf-embedded 3d model of your thruster configuration, pretty sweet.

>>106314721
That blind post is a blatant falseflag from the creator of the site. The amateur nature of the post offends my long time shitposter sensibilities, but I'll support anything that cracks down on h1b abuse.

>>106314749
Chemo induces keto and it is recommended to go low carb during chemo therapy. Where do you think bro science comes from?

how long can i drag this team match process at meta until I get a manager who's not a jeet?

>>106314749
Exercising is a great step to improving your life.

You must be paying for a therapist for the last 10 years.

>>106315015
Good luck anon, you need it

>>106314469
I don't think Terraform is going away for a long time.

>>106315114
>Good luck anon, you need it
thanks
honestly this whole team match shit is way more stressful than the interviews were

i dont know what im supposed to be doing
they call it team match but they just tell me "THIS IS THE LAST ROLE AVAILABLE EVER BETTER LOCK IT DOWN"
recruiter is typical salesbro cunt
if im dropping my job and moving to a different city and jumping into the unknown to just get layed off in 6months when zucc does something retarded again yes id like to talk to my actual manager and i'd like him to be white
im not some jeet who will just sing and dance like a monkey because of some big TC number, who gives a shit about that

I work remote, and my boss is a turbo autist and does most of our work for us. I literally do like 30 minutes of work per week. I spend most of my time playing RuneScape and cooming.

I study everyday, and I just got my Palo Alto NGFW Engineer cert, so I'm staying sharp. But man, sometimes I feel like I don't have a purpose. If this job wasn't remote, I would have left a while ago.

I chime in during meetings sometimes, and despite the skills and experience I have, people just somewhat ignore me. Fucking annoying.

But as long as this borderline NEET job allows me to stay remote, I will never leave. Does anyone else know this feel?

>>106315193
Literally me, except I'm also a turbo autist and do most of the work.

>>106314527
low Test

>>106315119
Nice, I always enjoyed it and want to branch into it from networking. Shouldn't be that tough after another good year at my job.

>>106314110
>Check email and Slack
>Jira tickets
>Write planning docs or test shit in stage.
>Be in hell with helm
>Get approvals for prod change
>Meetings
>Sometimes work with complaince for audits for cloud infra

>>106314038
Can please someone help here. At this point I'm desperate.

>>106314527
Head over to /gif/ and bust a nut. It will give you a nice dopamine boost.

>>106315280
>Can please someone help here. At this point I'm desperate.
If anyone knew about a remote job, we wouldn't tell anyone. Those job openings are basically a lottery at this point.

>>106315337
Why is this shit kept gatekept so much?
I know it's a prize but still. Genuinely asking. I want to be a digital nomad, hike in Nepal and cum inside trannies while smoking weed in Thailand.

Is it really too much to ask for?

>>106315280
>>Be in hell with helm
Agree, Helm sucks ass.

>>106315364
How many people do you think can apply, and work for one job?

>>106315036
>>106314981
>>106314773
>brooo [currently trendy meme diet] and lifting both cures and prevents cancer bro
>hey bro you got shot bro
>eat raw steak and lift bro that'll cure it
>oh shit bro you got crushed by a steamroller bro that's ok bro just keto and lift bro

>>106315373
A lot. Considering how many people are from the continent of Asia alone. Competition has increased a lot but a good remote job is all I need.

It's like brute force trail and error. I only need one successfull hit.

>>106315413
So do millions of others.

>>106315301
I jerk off too much man I just wanna know if this is burn out lol

>>106315467
Exercise a little bit everyday and you'll feel better. Also open up your windows and let in some sunlight. Go listen to the Huberman podcast. He will tell you everything you need to know to regain your mojo/energy. Godspeed.

>>106315485
.............sometimes I wonder why I even bother with this site

>>106315467
Jerking it lowers your zinc. Fucks up your testosterone production if it's done more than every 3 days. You can take a multi-vitamin and zinc to recover better from beating off but generally if you are feeling tired after beat it then you are doing it to much.

>>106315488
ONLY YOU CAN ANSWER IF YOU'RE BURNED OUT, YOU STUPID FUCK.

The only thing we can do is ensure you're healthy and doing things to facilitate healthy energy production. Take your passive aggressive ellipsis back to plebbit, bitch.

I tried to be respectful. Hear me better now? Still, Godspeed.

Faggot.

>>106315459
I agree. There's no fact denying it
But I only need 1. I'm just wondering how do I get it.

>>106315546
what's your 1rm for the 4 lifts?

>>106313365
>>106313383
Thank you, I will read.

>>106314910
>>106313694
It's something I seen on an engineer's screen while passing. Tho, that's really cool.

>>106314749
Tbh exercise is always good.
Protein aren't good tho.

im waiting

hi

>appsec dev
>director kills project tier 1 importance project I spent months grinding on with another team to help with requirements for
>ask what we're replacing it with
>nothing
>ask about the tools we were dropping the licenses for and replacing with the stuff I built
>still dropping them
>okay, but we actually need this shit so whats going on?
>don't worry about it
>find out our company is probably being sold from one of the sr sysengineer guys and they killed some of their critical projects as well
Lovely

All the while, my direct manager is using fucking COPILOT to INCORRECTLY summarize the state of our environment and projects, taking it as gospel and running with it at manager and director meetings like a complete fucking retard. He proudly sent me the list of shit copilot thinks we need to fix, and like 95% of it is completely wrong.

God I wish I never got into tech. Thinking about throwing myself at day trading, and if I succeed I live, and if I don't, I go concrete diving.

>>106316051
>He proudly sent me the list of shit copilot thinks we need to fix, and like 95% of it is completely wrong.
I know it's a white guy thing, but you need to seriously stop giving a shit. It's not your company. They don't give a fuck about you.

Do your job well, keep receipts to cover your own ass, and keep it moving.

Why the fuck do you care what your manager is doing? If he gets fired to incompetence, then you take his job.

Stop caring so much. If you think tech is filled with bad personalities, just wait until you spent even a day in finance.

And to end it:

'If you don't like something, then change it. If you can't change it, then change the way you think about it'

>>106316276
good morning saar

>>106316276
SAAAR
just do the benchod job saaaar, let your manager railroad you with ai SAAAR!

>>106316276
vary good I like saaaaar

lmao this fucker didn't even post his 1rm