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Previous: >>106385360

1st for fapping to jav from home office

2nd for gooning

goodnight /twg/

Data center load isn't even 24/7. Just like air condition on hot summer afternoons creates a demand peak, so does people streaming during the evening hours and LLM use during work hours. Overnight the demand falls.

I might have to go from 1 day a week in the office to 2 or even 3...

I have an easy well-paying tech job and I'm so much of a loser manchild that I consider quitting every day.
No good reason, I just hate needing to wake up at a specific time and have responsibilities. My psyche has been permanently pressed into the shape of a NEET

>normie interest in AI is waning
>crypto doesn't look like it's coming back in the next 2 weeks
>got a job that looks mostly sane, am literally the only minority in the office afaik

>tfw with this all the grudges in the Book are resolved

whats even the point of living if you can't even be mad

>>106398213
I fucking hate working nights so good sleep has left my body forever.
>>106398216
The equipment is still on that alone raises prices for locals. I wonder if graphene, diamond or any carbon based solution will reduce the power requirement when compared to silicone.

>>106398225
>>normie interest in AI is waning
>>crypto doesn't look like it's coming back in the next 2 weeks
Neither are true

>>106398225
>minority
>whats even the point of living
There isn't one. Stop.

>>106398225
>crypto doesn't look like it's coming back
It went somewhere?

>>106398259
correction: "web3" put every individual anime titty on your hard drive and also your social security number on the blockchain type shit doesn't look like it's coming back

>>106398225
The only minorities in the office at the moment are white males.

>>106398270
>thing that never existed (but pretended to) isn't coming back
you don't say

>>106398232
>silicone
anon thats what goes into fake titties & dragon dildos. electronics is silicon

should i start shitting the streets anons

is good lucky

i heard some orgs within meta are 100% chinese speaking and if you're white you're just out of luck??

>>106398406
Yeah, the ones in China. Does that surprise you?

>>106398438
At HQ retard. Are you one of those chinks defending their fiefdom?

>economy is worse than ever
>but the stock market is good!
hmm surely that's sustainable

>>106398589
NUMBER


UPPPP

>>106398589
Its the 401k bubble it only took 40+ years to realize it.

>>106398472
I don't buy it.

dirty brownoids broke into the offices today. i just want to do my work, get paid, and go home. I don't want to get stabbed for being an infidel

learn a trade

>>106398589
>>106398646
Declinism is as American as apple pie, and people love their hyperbolic news headlines.

>>106398887
nothing bad has EVER happened in America! America is #1!

>>106399047
True. Bad things happen to poor people.

>>106398192
>>106398203
>year #3 of if-you-are-not-using-ai-you-are-obsolete
>still sitting at home doing 1h of work on productive days while jacking it and looking at the numbers in my bank account going up

Don't mind me, think I will be sitting in this corner for the remaining 15 years. Sometimes I wonder if all those miracle stories about agentic safe and effective (and free) AIs are true, how come none of them made anything useful?

>>106398185 (OP)
Why would you EVER give someone a good reference? I understand it in sciences, the dude might be collaborating with you later, but in wagecages? LMAO no, he ain't coming back, you are not getting SHIT for your letter.

>>106398232
>The equipment is still on that alone raises prices for locals.
Think we're looking at different things. Power consumption by severs varies greatly by load. You are correct there's is a base load just to keep everything powered on. What I was getting at is that nuclear is fine for powering that base load but it's terrible for demand that peaks, which is what happens with data centers when servers are under load versus when they're idle waiting for work.

>>106399047
correction, nothing ever happens

>>106399299
>Why would you EVER give someone a good reference?
Why wouldn't you? Claude can write it for you in two seconds.

>>106399299
It's called being nice..

>>106399047
Futures are up again.
Also, sarcasm is childish and never useful.

> Employee A helped fix our backend and get new apps into production
> Therefore, he will be the primary developer on this complex data analysis task
What causes managers to think in this way?

>>106399299
This is how every indian thinks, but in academia too instead of just industry

How are my favorite techies doing? :)

I want to play with your dix, but I can't find you. You're so isolated what the hell lol?

We're being offered a one year license for an AI tool, would you go ChatGPT or Claude? I'm leaning towards Claude.

any anons have pic-rel?

is doing kode-kloud course enough to pass this exam?

>>106400253
Do 1 month of both for the first month. Have both on your bookmarks. Then decide later.

>>106399299
>you are not getting SHIT for your letter.
That's a pretty shitty way of going about life.

>company does layoffs
>fish in the barrel style so a lot of good devs on small teams got canned
>also pushed for a "agile" development style where they become obsessed with sprints
>a ton of time has to be spent logging time to every single task/bug and it has to be in a project and in the right group and in the right project
>also have to update all the projects for status at the end of every week
>also have 2 hour long sprint meetings every two weeks and half hour standups for both teams
>our 8 hour work day is now 6 hours between meetings and all this documentation bullshit
>now months later management is asking why are aren't working as efficiently as before
>also said they will not hire more devs despite our backlog growing because now, NOW, of all times we are getting into AI
>on top of that their solution to fixing out "sudden inefficiency" is to get more dashboards and more specific logging

>>106400419
>a ton of time has to be spent logging time to every single task/bug and it has to be in a project and in the right group and in the right project
blame Trump for that. Section 174 and its consequences are retarded.

>>106400260
I have literally never done any certification ever honestly. If you need the hustle to pad out the resume, do it. I just ran kind locally for a month, ported some of my shitty projects to it, threw shit together at work using AKS and moved on with my life. I got wide ass gaps in my k8s knowledge, but I know enough to learn what I need.

>>106398646
>401k bubble
been saying this forever. it only goes up because you're semi-forced to buy.

>>106400469
Luckily most 401k's are in the S&P and tech so it's pretty easy to diversify away from any impending crash

>gets laid off due to company investing more in AI
While I'm just neutral about AI since I'm actively using it, it pushed me to hating them clankers...

>>106400549
For me it's just companies not using it in the right way. It's an amazing tool but it can't replace developers. My company announcing they are doing a hiring freeze so they can move the money explicitly to AI is so retarded

>use heat from datacenters to boil water
>INFINITE ENERGY!
>?????
>profit

>>106400253
Go with Claude, bro. ChatGPT is for HR people and managers.

>>106400431
whoa anon are you a lawye

>>106400459
Nice! I will probably play with it locall too, but for now I only want to know the bare minimum to pass the exam and to spam buzzwords and add the cert on my resume.

HR cunts love that shit it seems

>>106398646
>>106400469
yes anon, it's the 401k that's bubbling, not the 7 tech stonks that have gone up by 150x in the past two years without actually bringing in any more money (and in all cases but nvidia, actually spending fucktons of money with no return)

it's actually just the existence of pensions at all, those gosh darned workers wanting to put away money for when they retire are so selfish!!

>>106400658
No. I just suffer the same capitalization bullshit too. Unfortunately BBB has enough poison pills + only exempts US tech wagies, so if you're in a multinational giga corp, you're still probably fucked with this capitalization of tech wagie wages bullshit. Every single time I fire up SAP to fucking enter my capitalized expenses, per project, i wish for total death of the US Federal Government.

I shouldn't be mad cause it's not the norm but it irks me so much to stay late for an internal meeting like bruh do shit better

>>106400703
>AIEEE I HAVE TO DESCRIBE WHAT IM DOING TO GET PAIDDDD AAAAA IM BEING TURNED INTO BREADDD

Manager was streaming when the bank transfer emails were going out and I saw how much he got lmao I'm going to kill myself

We have to log tasks and hours for everything now because of section 174, is this shit true? I assumed it was just MBA nonsense.

>>106400746
why do corporations pay so much to these useless niggers instead of paying the ones that do the actual work?

Aside from nepotism cases, I don't get it

if any of you anons has az104 dumps you'd save my life
already did 400, I am not studying for this shit again

>>106400724
>get meeting invite
>um what's the charge number?
>no, I need the capital charge number.
>what do you mean you don't have a capital number? better go get a capital acquisition request and project for it wagie PM bitch.

or more confusing:
>do work for one project
>benefits multiple
now what?

it's useless jewish number shuffling bullshit used to rack and stack wage slaves + comply with petty Republican punishment of "tech companies." KYS you fuck.

>azure
why? aren't AWS and GCP way more popular plus not MS involved?

>>106400746
It's sucker's money. You "work" 40 hours a week and you have all kinds of downtime to do whatever you want. A typical manager has a bunch of tedious tasks to complete and they spend much more than 40 hours a week on it.

>>106400779
Because corporations aren't meritocracies and focus on inner-group biasing bullshit. It just so happens useless managers are both in control and have the power to affect pay.
>>106400814
I only use Azure because, I know people at Azure I can harass if shit is broke, I deal with SQL Server shit software so Azure SQL just works for my usecase and Entra ID + on-prem AD integration "just works."
Personally, I don't see it being any better or worse than AWS, and I honestly just hate these faggy clouds in general, but my alternative is worse than cloud.

>>106400801
>I'm too stupid to fill out a time sheet therefore the jews are genociding me again

maybe theres a reason tech ""workers"" have trouble finding and keeping jobs...

>>106400779

Sinecures. It's sad that this is the dynamic but you see it in every single space and industry. The "doers" kind of get fucked and relegated while the "non doers" who hold the keys to power (since they hire/fire) bloat their own class of people and refuse to cut their own.

>>106400814
>>106400800
are you referring to this?
I only use AWS, but az400 is a big ass and important cert, I already have do pro and sa pro from aws

>>106400847
I honestly cannot fathom how anyone can defend this shit, but then again, you're literally a contrarian cuckold so maybe that plays a role in it. get that dick out of your ass retard.

>>106400847

I wish I had a time sheet, or a simple clock in/out mechanism. Instead they have this weird perverse "kind of a time sheet" thing where it's supposed to be "agile" and you're logging specific hours for each task but then again it's also a representation of your "time in office" so it functionally becomes a time sheet, just a very convoluted and splattered about one.

>>106400850
>are you referring to this?
yeah I kind of was
>I only use AWS, but az400 is a big ass and important cert, I already have do pro and sa pro from aws
don't get it
how is azure cert any relevant if you're not looking for azure positions
unless you want to do multi cloud shit

>>106400852
>>106400858
>AIEEEE I CANT FIGURE OUT THE CAPITAL CHARGE CODE FOR "watching youtube from home" AUGHHHHH ITS A JEWISH TRICK AGAIN, SAVE ME TRUMP

>>106400869
>unless you want to do multi cloud shit
I don't want to, but I'll take what I can
if an azure position offers more money, why not
I have 8 years of experience with aws and 0 with azure, but that cert never killed no one

>>106400776
>Section 174 expenses cover costs for activities aimed at discovering information to eliminate uncertainty in developing or improving a product or process. The IRS defines R&E activities as those undertaken in an experimental or laboratory sense. This involves a “process of experimentation” that identifies and evaluates alternatives to achieve a desired result, relying on scientific principles.

yup your job moving buttons around a SAP module is definitely R&E and thats why you have to put more info into your time sheet than "yes i was here on monday"

>>106400885
damn, you make crazy money then probably

I have just over. year with AWS, and plan on doing the SA associate cert, then maybe the Dev associate cert, do you think that will help me?

>>106400900
>>106400872

I can smell you from here

I always had an idea in the back of my mind to transmit data through audio cables.

Like get two m/m audio extension cables, plug one end of one cable into the speaker port for one PC and the mic port for the other, then do the opposite with the other cable, then you can output sound directly from one PC to into another, and with some modulation you can send data.

There's a potential $1b business in this. Who's building this with me?

>>106400908
AUGHHHH THE JEET NIGGERS ARE AT IT AGAIN THEYRE MAKING ME SIGN IN TO ORACLE AGAIN AIEEEEEE

>>106400776
we live in a fiat world. the value of all things is hidden and the way you make money is not in something productive like food, housing, maunfacturing). Before the federal reserve, and before we got off the gold standard, you got earned wealth from producing valuable things that progressed and supported humanity. Thats why food, real estate (the actual real estate not this speculative flipping shit), and manufacturing were the backbone of all societies. Trump is a jew pet, but he was hitting on something with the tarriffs. But he's not following through. You're suppose to get rid of the Fed and close up your borders to fix the economy.

>>106400900
>yup your job moving buttons around a SAP module is definitely R&E
yes, it is according to finance at my wage cage, which is extremely large and powerful.
stop being a fucking bitch. you already see other anons confirming they're "tracking hours" in bizarre places specifically because of the idiocy and ambiguity of the tax code.

>>106400966
I don't see what they're actually doing, and wager they are just too stupid to remember the one(1) code they're supposed to be using all the time spent on a given project (the one they were hired for yesterday, explaining why they've never seen an hr cancerware time sheet entry page before)

>>106400964
Of course the antisemite is an ignorant conspiracist and doesn't understand how money works.

>>106400966
This.

If we could just return to the gold standard we wouldn't have to do all this dumb shit and my money would actually be worth something.

>>106400994
Fiat money DOESN'T work. That's why I have to waste 12 hours a week fixing my time sheet because of Section 174.

>>106400985
management is never transparent about any of this stupid shit, but they eliminated all timecarding bs and relied on project specific stuff for budgeting, but once the S174 rules kicked in, all of a sudden about half a year later, the finance team pushed out some new policies and a return to hour tracking. Technically you're right that it's not 100% certain S174 is the cause, but it seems kind of obvious.

also I'm glad most wagies have such simple timecards that they have one number to charge. mine has like 8+ entries and the tools require me to manually enter numbers and capitalization codes (which I copy and paste from my excel sheet) and some projects I work at are incompetently managed so I have to constantly fight them over charging and then they whine why shit doesn't work because I can't support them.

>>106400801
>>get meeting invite
>>um what's the charge number?
whatever one you were using for the related project

>or more confusing:
>>do work for one project
>>benefits multiple
>now what?
whatever "one project" was in the second line

cooooders really are incapable of understanding anything in the world beyond whatever one meme language they learned and now use for everything

>>106401063
>whatever one you were using for the related project
not good enough answer. if it's not in the meeting intent, I send an email. you'd be surprised how vapid people are and don't even know what the meeting is to support.

you're a fucking idiot. kys holy shit.

>>106401041
>but once the S174 rules kicked in,
in 2021, after being written in 2017? and you're complaining about it now?

guess i was spot on
>anon was hired yesterday, explaining why they've never seen an hr cancerware time sheet entry page before)
let me guess you learned about section 174 from someone in the breakroom after asking the grungiest person you could find (lest you speak to *UGH* a NORMIE) why the hr cancerware is so bad and got some francis e dec tier answer

>>106401072
>get sent blank meeting invite
>have to send email asking "What is this meeting about?"
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM BEING FUCKING GENOCIDED

>>106400994
Oy Vey, they know! Shut it all down again, release the Wuhan Flu 2!

>>106401084
Read this and enlighten yourself before speaking again.
https://blog.exitgroup.us/p/how-the-eeoc-built-americas-secret

>>106401063
Highly Judaic post.

>>106401121
most people don't realize how retarded the judiciary is desu. SpaceX also got hit with some meme lawsuit about not enough migrant wagies and it being racist, despite their employment being almost exclusively ITAR/EAR'd/CUI shit which requires US Persons or US Citizen status to even see.

the US is basically a failed state at this point desu and I don't understand why there are faggots ITT bending over backwards to defend shit that's patently retarded.

>>106401160
no one is defending anything people are making fun of you for getting bent out of shape over your one company's bad implementation of something that you think is maybe possibly motivated by an utterly benign decision about slightly rejiggering tax credits for R&D

right now you are literally going
>it is difficult to fill out my time sheet
>THEREFORE THE NIGGERS, JEWS, AND EVEN JEETS WILL GET ALL OF OUR STATE SECRETS!!! SAVE ME ITAR!!!!!

>>106401209
you're literally defending a system with no purpose.

1. your management knows you're supposed to work on X projects and you've been resource allocated on those projects in whatever project management structures exist.
2. you're a salary exempt employee.

with both these holding, what value is an employee managed time sheet other than as a shit-test and tax compliance humiliation ritual? You can't answer that because you're literally a retarded dick sucking faggot. Last (You), because you're literally to much of a wage slave retard to question anything apparently.

>>106400903
sure, aws certs help, ultimately depends on the org but they are valid and respected everywhere

>>106401239
>with both these holding, what value is an employee managed time sheet other than as a shit-test and tax compliance humiliation ritual?
To measure time spent on a project vs hours allocated, for purposes of fine tuning how many hours (the cost) of a project as well as keep tabs on the employee for performance review purposes.

>>106401239
>with both these holding, what value is an employee managed time sheet
well
>2. you're a salary exempt employee.
KWAB you're not on salary. it's not known when you were supposed to be or actually in, and doing what.

>1. your management knows you're supposed to work on X projects
the HR roasts e-signing your paycheck don't look at "project management software", their version of that is the stupid time card thing

there's probably some module out there to integrate Jira and SAP and sorry you work at a shithole company but it's not the direct fault of the US government that someone sent you a meeting invite with no description and you have to manually click a box saying "yes I was here for 7.99999 hours today vibe coding new firmware for a dab pen"

>>106401239
>with both these holding, what value is an employee managed time sheet other than as a shit-test and tax compliance humiliation ritual?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4OvQIGDg4I

>>106400419
>>a ton of time has to be spent logging time to every single task/bug and it has to be in a project and in the right group and in the right project
>>also have to update all the projects for status at the end of every week
Takes 5 minutes at the end of each week to fill out your timesheet, and another 2 minutes to update project status.
You do keep notes of what you do each day for your own personal purposes, right?

These systems are for fixing inefficiencies. It weeds out the hopeless losers such as yourself and allows management to easily mark you for redundancy. If you can't do something as simple as fill out a timesheet and update project status without it taking 90 minutes each day, then you are dead weight and are most certainly also horribly inefficient at your actual job tasks.

>I have to go to work to get paid
WHy did the jews do this to ME

>>106401330

They aren't "timesheets." It's little task objects that clutter about attached to various "bug objects" and "feature objects" forming a hopeless mess.

I think I understand why midwit business suit types don't get why this is annoying. You spend all day doing no thinking at all and completing useless bureaucratic overhead work like this so it's natural for you. No "context switching" happens because you never enter a state of deep thought throughout your entire day.

But for us, those of us that actually do things, we enter states of deep thought. We are wrestling with other real problems, broken things, refactorings, designs. Forcing us to snap in and out of it constantly hurts productivity. Once again midwit businessfag narcissism is actually hurting the company and they don't even realize it.

>>106401429

>engineers enjoy real mental challenges while loathing useless inefficient bureaucratic overhead

"yes"

>>106401404
anon you're supposed to fill out your time sheet at the end of the day and 99% of employees only work on one "project" a day in any meaningful capacity.

>>106401429
>just increase the mental load of your employees bro, it's that easy
>t.micromanager

>>106401444
What if I work on a bug that affects multiple projects? What then you stupid fucking nigger? Using this system is fucking impossible and eats up at least 2 hours per day, breaking my Flow State.

>>106401444

I don't get it. Is this a fucking time sheet, or task/story/feature hour estimates? You're calling that a time sheet, but it's not, further highlighting how insane and hilariously perverse this system is. We are salaried workers, we don't use "time sheets."

Jeets are why all standards in the workplace are declining too btw. Why do you have "task hours" or "time sheets?" Why do you have one directional relationships with management where there used to be two sided discourse and a genuine attempt to insulate engineers from product/business side nonsense for better productivity? Because jeets accept it all. They are stupid slaves that accept the tediousness. And if you don't, you will have your job sent there too. This is how tech becomes a caste system and how a once efficient, innovative industry turns into dogshit. It's been so jarring going from a company that still retained much of pre 2015 software culture, with good fluid engineer/PO/PM dynamics and a sensible amount of overhead, to the place I am now heavily jeeted, retardedly counterproductive, and everyone acts shocked when I tell the manager "no, that's fucking retarded, and we're fixing this process." This is a feudal colony full of mules. Infesting every corner of tech now.

>>106401461
i'm salaried and i use a time sheet. it's because i can choose to work different arrangements of hours to take extra days off and for some reason they use the same system to put in sick days/leave/etc.

>Is this a fucking time sheet, or task/story/feature hour estimates?
estimates go in the project management software (or a simple email, or standing task document, or whatever)
hours go in to say "yes i showed up to the office and did things for group 108; pay me out of group 108's budget"

>>106401455
if you work for group 108 but the bug fix affects group 107 too, you still directly belong to group 108 you would use 108's project/group code.

>>106401503
>Why do you have "task hours" or "time sheets?"
because I signed up for direct deposit instead of blowing a kiss at the HR Esther (age: 75) to put the correct number of 0s on my paycheck with her unloaded fountain pen

>Slept like shit so said fuck it and logged on at 6am
At least my work doesn't mind me finishing up at like 2-3pm.

>>106401504

You don't need a sheet to validate office time, you can clock in/out. But then you would be admitting you're de facto hourly LOL.

>>106401532
Why are you appeasing the jews by logging in? If this industry weren't so jeeted you would be able to code from anywhere at any time on an airgapped workstation for proper security and comfort.

>>106401539
if you do one but not the other it's effectively the same thing. instead of "clocking in" i show up more or less whenever I want between 8 and 10 am, and 10 minutes before I've hit my 8 hours I enter "8" into the time sheet page and then go take a fat shit and steal toilet paper

>>106401545
I dunno man because I don't have PTO to spare for today and because the team expects me to do shit.

>>106401576

Thus highlighting how inane of an activity it is

>>106401579
>>106401576
Highly Judaic posts.

My job is super easy but we have about twenty interdependent java projects and the automatic dependencies get updated slowly so sometimes you have to manually check them out and compile them. It's especially annoying when someone changes a bunch of projects at one.
This morning I spent fifteen minutes programming. I'm in process of spending probably two or three hours hours fixing unrelated build failures while dicking around on 4chan.
I might review some people's code. I'll be done by noon.
Then I'll play some video games.

If the worldwide gangster communist computer god knows where I am at all times by knowing where I am not why can't they just pay me automatically and daily when I enter the office?

Codecels don't understand they are working for a business and a business needs to know how many hours are being spent on a project vs how many are allocated for a project.
You aren't a PHD doing research. You're a wagie working for a company that looks to turn a profit.
Accept this fact, or go and become a communist or whatever.

>>106401643
what are you talking about? if you're in /twg/ the odds are you're salaried, so you just get paid no matter what.

>>106401652

"Hours" are not a useful level of granularity for software. "Days" are more appropriate. The only acceptable system I've used estimated stories and features in terms of days, with values for 0.5, 1, 3, 5, 8.

If you don't understand why, you simply don't understand the SDLC or what engineers actually do. We don't churn out little toys on an assembly line, the work is dynamic, multi faceted, and unpredictable.

>>106401652
>>106401673
techbros still failing to understand that HR roasts don't even have access to your PM software (nor would they care to use it if they did) so they just want to know how many hours you spent putting the bugs in the bag this week and for who (so that at a project's completion, they can actually calculate how much it cost properly)

>>106401673
>We don't churn out little toys on an assembly line
That is exactly what it is.

>multiple daily recruiter inmails for the past month
what is happening? I thought no one had money anymore

>>106401714

Turn your process into a toy factory, get toys

>>106401723

Fed is reversing back to dovish policy, and some corporations are probably getting worried about the Trump admin's anti visa ruminations. Most corporations are retarded cowards and just ape industry trends more than functional realities.

>>106401723
Nobody really knows what's happening.
The industry is simultaneously real and fake.
Just do what you can to get a paycheck.

>>106401723
The mass firings were largely a two pronged ploy to depress wages and sate investors' lust for blood.

>>106401723
the US is printing money for techbro nonsense. it's a fake industry backed by fake money but the global economy is backed by that fake currency

>>106401777
i honestly believe that over-hiring at way too high wages occurred during coof. it was inevitable and i'm surprised corporations didn't entirely implode like places did during Web3/crypto nonsense self-rugging

>>106401787
>fake industry
it isn't fake. every single facet of our society is controlled by software and more things need more software than ever before, the problem is writing all that software is non-trivial, a lot of software devs are worthless and companies aren't competitive with "big tech" consumer focused software dev.
yes, fake and gay money helped immensely, but the realities behind the software being made haven't disappeared because easy money is gone.

>>106401330
>Takes 5 minutes at the end of each week to fill out your timesheet
My job requires me to fill it out any time I clock in and out for the day, whether that is for coming into work, going out for a lunch break, coming back from a lunch break, what ever else and finally clocking out from work for the day.

>>106401461
You stop being an autist, obviously. Just choose to be a normie and it is easy.

>>106400909
I'm about to blow your fucking mind anon

>>106401808
>every single facet of our society is controlled by software
most of the software driving even very complex machinery is quite simple though. and more importantly, it already exists, is near-free to copy, and requires minimal maintenance in most "real" deployments -- the electronic differential in a tractor doesn't need to change very much. they aren't inventing new soil. the russians aren't hacking your tractor that doesn't even have a serial port, let alone wireless networking.

The fakeness of the "industry" comes from that. It's easy to look at consoomer electronics and insist that the ENTIRE WORLD IS SOFTWARE but really outside of the office, it's all being driven by shit written in assembly 40 years ago. And even in the office, nobody fucking asked for windows 11 or anything that runs on it, most "productivity" software has gotten worse over time, and don't even get a nigga started on LLM slop

>>106401929
That's over copper though not over audio like I said...

>>106401673
>We don't churn out little toys on an assembly line,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daily_build

>>106401955
this is utterly bullshit and you'd know this if you worked anywhere advanced. Industry 4.0 is still years away, MBD is still in its infancy. a lot of very advanced ideas are gatekept by shitty software and integrations.

>>106401857
you work at a jeeted up call centre

>>106402003

People with jobs call that CI/CD and it's notoriously ill fitting for software work

>>106401972
Nigger what

>>106402034
>Model-based definition, sometimes called digital product definition, is the practice of using 3D models within 3D CAD software to define individual components and product assemblies.
Absolutely satanic concept. Parametric modelling has been and will continue to be the way to go for a reason. It just werks.

And if you NEEEEED non-simulatable and non-modifiable subassemblies, every CAD program can already load in instances of other files when you need the same screw 58 times in one panel

can't wait to die in a plane crash because the plane was designed by an LLM though, and the airline just couldn't possibly maintain its fleet of 737s even though the Herc is still dropping timmies in kurdistan despite being over one million years old

>>106400419
>>106401330
I've worked for two companies that required you to constantly log your time to the point of losing concentration on the actual fucking job. Both companies went under, lmao

>>106402157
Did you blame those companies' overbearing hr stacey policies on the President of the United States

>>106402171

If the civil rights act never happened we wouldn't have an army of "HR stacies" anon. This problem is deep

>>106402078
>Absolutely satanic concept
how? it's no different to how modern software development is done. it's just keeping the whole chain consistent.

>>106402171
Can't say it was hr but one of the companies was obsessed with hiring indian works from overseas. Karma literally came all over them, kek

>>106402183
>how?
compiled 3d models are unitless and of limited fidelity, making them less useful for creating tool paths for machinery

parametric modelling is just "I need a screw with 41 threads per INCH inner diameter one INCH outer diameter ONE INCH AND ONE EIGHTH OF ONE INCH" and it just werks since it's up to the CNC lathe or mill firmware to figure out how to cut that

>>106402208
praying to the deva kama to bless me with phat hr roastie booty

>>106402209
not in the mood for this shit. either way, MBD is a requirement for some contracts now, so better get use to it faggot.

>>106402233
when i inevitably lose my job and begin my own startup, i will simply buy my own CNC tools and do the modelling in house by myself

and i will keep a filing cabinet of paper drawings and specifications in case of computer failure

I'm an SRE
if your interview process has a coding test, I'm making fun of you on the call and hanging up before you get to answer

>>106398242
Advertise your shartup somewhere else.

>>106400419
I'm noticing a lack of "telling management they sacked a bunch of important workers and made everyone do busywork bullshit"

I've been getting zero (0) recruiter messages on jeetin for over a year now

>>106402456
reroll new account

why do i feel that QA is more bullshit than webdev or is it tjust me

>>106402456
I got one just this week but it was a position I was ill-suited for.

>entry level
>H1b

How can these two phrases be used in the same sentence and no one seems to care

>>106402306
based
t. devops

>>106402557

>On LinkedIn
>Any arbitrary junior-level tech job. 1000 applicants in 24 hours.
Somehow 70+% have masters degrees

>Same thing but doesn't offer visa sponsorship/requires clearance/us citizenship/etc
>200 applications in a week

If Trump fixes h1b I would vote for him for a 3rd term

>>106402171
Is that why you're trolling the thread in favor of trivial nonsense? Typical fragile faggot.

I fucking hate my QA team. They keep wasting my time asking about the most retarded things.

>>106398185 (OP)
Why is jsfiddle in the Op? Same for a lot of other links. This isn't /utwg/

>>106402044
I wish I was because at least then it would make sense. But instead I work at a fortune 500 working on website BS

>>106402674
>>106402557
If he flat out reduces H1Bs and makes it where only the cream of the crop can get in that would be nice. If they want to stay so badly, they can go into academia.

>>106401673
retarded managers want us to start reporting hours in tickets so we just took the fibonacci points sequence that is actually useful and multiplied everything by 8

so we tell them 4 8 16 32 40 so their little minds are satisfied but we actually know it's points

>>106402890
*24 not 32 before an autist complains

I can't fucking concentrate. I don't want to work today. for some reason I've been waking up early in the morning. I have a lot of personal stuff to do, and now my cat is ill and apparently has lymphoma...
I really, seriously need a long vacation.

Got a new hire at work in the IT department. HR roasties finally did something right. The guy fucking sucks at coding but he's submissive and breedable

>>106402971
Imagine being hired because your recruiter's manager wants to stick it up your pooper

>>106402971
Describe how he's submissive and breedable.

>>106402890
>fibonacci
how is this useful for assigning arbitrary points denoting complexity of a task?

when did this thread turn into a bunch of NEETs shitposting?

I work in a data center
I hate it
This job is stupid

>>106403018
I doubt it is because point assignment itself is just arbitrarily picking a number and checking if everyone else agrees

>>106403004
when I told him his uniform he didn't complain

he's currently on PIP for using a company machine to go on imgur though (he sent me an uwu sticker on Slack. while cute this is in contravention of ITSec policy)

Which certification will get me a better job?

>>106403082
Start with these

>company is a sinking ship
>some guy got an offer for a different company
>puts in two week notice
>company says farewell
>one week later company reached out and gave him more pay to stay
>guy reneges the new offer
>goes back to original company
Dude took the counteroffer and possibly burnt a bridge for a company that's sinking. How fucking retarded can you be to do something like this?

>>106403082
start with the greeks
wait, wrong board...

>>106403082
welding or smth idk I don't do certs

>>106402674
>0.1% chance
>0.5% chance
That's like 5 times difference. Do you really think this net 0.4% would make any difference for you?

>>106403026
When we got laid off.

>extended family work in tech
>never hooked me up with a job
>got a job on my own
>now a lead
>same family members are asking me to hire their kids or friends and keep sending me their resumes

Half my work is solving issues with the myriad of ERP programs my clients use. Do you think AI will replace a monkey like me? My colleagues fear it will actually make video guides, for example how to open registry, what value to change to make the broken window appear again. In a way even a 50+ Karen from payroll dept. could follow.

Personally i've worked with enough people, to know there are some that will not lift a finger, if it's not in their job description, to the point of refusing to plug a printer to the wall. They will call me, guide or not, but i'm not sure.

>>106403102
Does a CCIE even get you a job anymore?
Did it ever get you a job in the first place

>>106403392
no and no

>>106403063
>he sent me an uwu sticker on Slack
Jesus fucking christ, he's practically begging for you to slam his face into a pillow.

>>106403374
>>never hooked me up with a job
Did you ask?

>>106403380
>My colleagues fear it will actually make video guides,
the problem with this kind of thinking is that the video guides already exist, and are easier/faster to make by just having a user do the thing once and recording it. and lmao trusting a hallucenating AI to make a video guide on a very specific proprietary application. at best you might want the AI for a voiceover but even then you can have Stacey in HR do it in two takes over her lunch break to make her feel like a movie star

>>106402994
this is standard hiring practice in 2025

>>106403457
Yes. They say I don't have experience. Now they're sending me their kids' resumes and they have no experience.

>>106403380
>AI
none of the grifters produced anything of value to date, but I'm sure the billion dollar solo startup is just around the corner, likely in a fortnight

>>106403461
>Stacey in HR do it in two takes over her lunch
Funny you say that, one of them did exactly that. I've hooked them up with one of the voice over ones, bought tokens, next week's intranet health and safety video was the Stacy talking.

>>106403564
Why pay for AI tokens and shit when you can just have stacey do it for free? As a bonus, now stacy thinks she's a sexy voice actress and morale improves. Everybody wins.

>>106403032
why?

I've never done a code review
Is it like a teacher judging your code in front of the class, what is it like?

What kind of side hustles do you guys do?
Ever pick up an extra contract?

>>106402674
Birth rate in the US has been declining for decades so it is critically important to keep up immigration.

>>106403710
why not just ban birth control?

>>106403742
You don't want a sudden ramp-up of blacks population.

>>106403794
They don't wear condoms anyways. Get rid of that, birth control, condoms and spermicide. Then go further and ban dildos, pocket pussies, sex dolls.

>>106403704
Wordpress sites here and there, installing cheap VPN+remote desktop in offices. Fixing laptops as well, if it's something fast, like LCD or ssd replacement. I'm not going over boards with a microscope.

>>106400779
Read "bullshit jobs"

The fact that child benefits are more credits than deductions is the entire issue. Credits help both workers and welfare queens alike. Deductions only help workers. Child benefits should be deductions and raised, more like $5k deducted per child in taxes. That way you encourage parenthood amongst the productive not your dregs.

>>106403855
to float this idea properly you'd have to guarantee some minimum basic job to everyone
then that's basically communism

Randomly got contacted by a recruiter on LinkedIn about a job listing in my area very similar to my job but pays over 10k less and has harder requirements.
Where do these people get off offering lower salaries for more work, especially to employed people.

>>106403890

No. If you aren't working why would you be getting extra benefits?

>>106403018
>how is this useful for assigning arbitrary points denoting complexity of a task?

if you're hesitating whether or not a task takes 3 or 5 points, it's probably leaning towards the pessimistic upper bound of 5. It's too hard to estimate complexity and uncertainty of larger tasks.

If you're going to estimate 4 story points on one task and 5 on an other, and maybe another task 3, you're estimate is going to be wrong and inconsistent as soon as you have some unforeseen problems.

Better to let the middle management monkey circus know a pessimistic upper bound instead of getting shit on because someone believes one can estimate complexity and uncertainty calculated hour per hour.

>>106403855
look into hungarian family policies, literally no income taxes for mothers after 2 children. Does very little for birth rates. Turns out having a family is a spiritual/emotional journey and money does very little in this regard. If pedobankers would not be busy building the worst dystopia imaginable everyone would be better off, alas that is not the target metric

>>106403962
>if you're hesitating whether or not a task takes 3 or 4 points, it's probably leaning towards the pessimistic upper bound of 4.
Again, why fibonacci meme numbers instead of a linear scale? Is it just more techbro lunacy trying to ape concepts from fields they know nothing about?

Instead of assigning my junior devs tickets and checking their PRs, I'm currently jacking off to father incest AI gooner bots.

>>106403018

You round up. Because it's impossible to estimate anything accurately. You get a feel for a task and can tell if it's more a 1 day-er, 3 day-er, or week+. Hour-based granularity is impossible in software and immediately outs someone as an imposter who doesn't know what we actually do. There are many unknowns involved with any given task, it's never a copy paste job. Especially in modern, convoluted tech stacks that want you to jump through many hoops to get a single code change merged and deployed in.

Agile is such a scam

>>106403980

Who the fuck is this guy, constantly going on about "tech bros" and carrying water for business faggots? Why are you here? Lol

To remind us of how fucking stupid your average PM is? Suck a dick you ape

>>106403970

I don't buy it. I want to see it implemented here (and not just for 2+), make it big and juicy like $7k deduction annually per child, and promote it. PROMOTE IT. In the US, we have bigger houses that allow for family rearing. The culture is more primed for parenting. I can already tell we're teetering on the edge of the backlash, where having kids is a status symbol, the women are going wild on social media about tradwife mommy status. All this powder keg would need is a spark like big tax deductions per child.

>>106403980
As complexity of a task mounts so does uncertainty, instead of spending the mental load of guessing whether or not the feature is a 7 or 8 or 9 just take the next number. because in my experience, there's always some unforeseen thing that needs solving.
I find it much easier assigning 1 2 3 5 8 to tasks then if it were on a number scale of 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8. Kinda agree with you if you said it might as well be 1 2 4 8 16

>>106403996
the ways in which techbros have ruined everything by insisting they're masters of domains they have never even thought of let alone touched has created a debt that shall be paid in BLOOD

>>106404034
>As complexity of a task mounts so does uncertainty, instead of spending the mental load of guessing whether or not the feature is a 7 or 8 or 9 just take the next number.

>7, 8, and 9 cannot be "next numbers"

>techbros come up with counting, but bad

ps
>Kinda agree with you if you said it might as well be 1 2 4 8 16
you could easily make it an exponential scale but the points are still "linear" where 2 is twice as hard as 1, 3 is twice as hard as 2, etc. literally just 2^(n-1). but techbros, despite being obsessed with computers, have probably never realized the mathematical and logical relationship that makes numbers like 1,2,4,8,16,32,etc. important to computing so they have to use a much more fart-huffing sequence

working with a virtual desktop is fucking horrible. hate this shit so much I'm going to quit

Anyone has any experience with working in a company with lots of freedom and "ItJustWorks"(tm) tech stack before a new managament took over and forces you to be compliant and taking away your freedom / momentum and spend thrice as long doing mundane tasks because of procedures and muh compliance?

I got a feeling it's starting to happen here

>>106404044

"Techbros" created tech, knuckledragger. You are in their space, their domain, their world. You're an imposter that has perverted what was once a pure space gatekept by these very people you now whine about.

>>106404091

I think I got hired at a place that went through that process, so I've only ever known the "endless tedious mundane bureaucratic and regulatory bs in the way of doing real work", not the "it just works fun loving tech stack" phase, which was probably late 2010's for them.

Can confirm it's insanity and I want to go postal

>>106404070
Tbf, the reason for its existence would probably be to please the management

>>106404091
I was in the navy doing IT slowly seeing Shared Services take away all my toys and passwords, does that count

tbf after the transition it JustWerks.ca again but is arguably a little less fun, though janky stuff still happens to hardware and anywhere with a "tactical requirement"

>>106403855
Childcare is only so cheap that we give tens of thousands of dollars to poor people to raise them and the median household income of a married couple with at least one <18yo is almost $140k. The problem with most of these schemes is that they're peanuts, nor do they solve the status question for dating.

>>106404256

Then raise it higher. Seriously. Just find the fucking number. It's there. Make it so that the mom can easily work part time.

>>106398185 (OP)
>this bullshit video
>what if we this
>what if we that
WHAT IF WE PUT ALL THE FINANCIAL CHARGES ONTO THE CONSUMER FOREVER
EVEN IF THE CONSUMER NEVER PROFITS FROM ENERGY SOURCE

>>106403855
>>106403890
to this day I still don't understand why UBI proponents don't just treat it like a tax credit/deduction instead of JUST MAIL ME THE CASH BRO

literally just if you make below some value, your tax return automatically gets 20 grand (of surplus) or whatever put on it. For each buck you make above the stated poverty line, reduce that number or you start to owe money according to the rest of the tax system. Literally just progressive tax except below a certain value instead of being 0% it's negative and the gubberment owes you money suddenly.

>bbbut then poors would get a free gazillion bucks and buy new cars every year!!!
1. yes. good. stupid people will increase economic velocity around tax season
2. skill issue, then they can't eat for the rest of the year because they bought fifteen iPhones instead of putting the money into savings and using it to pay bills and grocers (such behaviour will also help number refrain from go down since poors will be putting their money in the banks who will re-invest it regardless of whether the poors signed up for a proper investment account or just let it rot in checking)

I hate chatgpt and i'm being forced to use it. It's so fucking slow and stupid.

>>106398185 (OP)
My company adds $100 to the paycheck for every monthly security and HR bullshit courses completed. Still annoying tho

What temporary job should I get if I can't get a tech job right now? I have zero social skills and I'm quite retarded when it comes to creative tasks.

>>106403638
The job is mostly hard drive replacements or resetting things
Sitting for 7 hours just staring at my phone

>>106404387
sounds comfy

>>106404388
It's incredibly boring

>>106402674
>If Trump fixes h1b
lol

>>106398185 (OP)
nuclear is the most expensive form of electricity generation. not sure if a nuclear shill or tech bro retard but go ask an engineer for help.

how much leetcode do I need to do if I want to get an internship in a top tech company in my country, realistically?

>>106404411
The hell is PV

>>106404411
nuclear is expensive because of regulation and cost to deploy, building these power plants takes decades. But once they're built the actual energy is dirt cheap.
Meanwhile anyone can buy a few thousand dollars worth of chinese solar panels and install them on their roof.

>>106404450
penis (in) vagina

>>106404459
Stealing energy from the Sun is bad for climate. Solar panel people should be taxed.

I believe leetcode isn't relevant.
People want hands on experience. Solving problems in integrating different applications/systems, system design, problem solving, being able to push systems to production. They want engineers who know the right tools for the job and are able to solve complex problems with clean and robuust solutions.
Leet code is one thing but nowadays you can just google the solution or let an llm barf it out. If you can prove however that you took ownership of a project and pushed in into production, thereby encountering problems and solving them, you're much more likely to get hired

>>106404387
is the pay decent?

>>106404481
well the actual problem with solar panels is that they're all made in china and are unbelievably expensive to recycle

>>106404513
>expensive to recycle
lol, westoids...

>>106404399
you know the old saying: no news is good news

if you want excitement, join the infantry

>>106398646
Funny part is they didn’t pay zillenials jackshit so they have no exit liquidity neither.
Even the lucky inheritance millennials are going to have a fun time
>Alright son, here’s your house and stock options. adieu, I’m off to the afterlife.
>Millenial: Hmmm, can i turn this extra house into cash?
>(Average homebuyer is / was over 70 years old, and had to die to give millennial andy his inheritance)
>wtf everyone is broke and I can’t get any cash for this house???
>wtf my stocks aren’t selling either???
It’s going to be quite the clusterfuck.

>>106404525
well considering the environmental impact of mining all the materials, you kinda want to figure out a way to recycle them instead of shipping them to jeetland to become biologically dangerous waste

>>106404528
>>wtf everyone is broke and I can’t get any cash for this house???
>>wtf my stocks aren’t selling either???
this is already happening in typical boomer retirement zones like florida. house listings are INSANELY high but no one is buying and most properties have been on the market longer than previous averages

>>106404583
Why don't the prices fall if no one's buying?

>>106404607
>>106404583
>>106404528
enjoy megacorp buying up all the houses and renting them back if you're lucky

>>106404505
28/hr
In Miami

>>106398009
Fully agree. I'm trying really hard to make more effort in a personal direction instead of relying on work for meaning. How can I fit in more programming time for myself? I get to the end of the day and my brain is fried

>5am wake up and eat
>5:30am leetcode
>7:30am quick walk before work
>8am work
>4:30pm finish work, eat dinner
>5pm gym
>6:30 home from gym and have showered, do german practice
>8:30 finish german practice and go to bed

How the fuck do I fit in more programming?

>>106404607
NARRATOR: The Facebook Marketplace user, in fact, knew not the value of what he got.

>>106404647
>german practice
wtf?

>>106404647
unironically i just play engineering games. i've probably learned more about cooooding and basic engineering from playing gmod than i ever did in school or on the job

>>106404685
Haha bro I'm sure a satisfying life is on the other side of a fully modded Factorio playthrough that will suck 200 hours our of your soul and leave you empty handed.

Don't worry recruiter; I have some gut feeling of mathematical principles I only nebulously understood through pure repetition and can't intuitively explain to anyone (the people who pay)

Terrible advise. Video games are for children and you're trying to chase something you can never get back IMO.

>>106404583
Yeah the volume of home sales is certainly getting pinched.
Art auctions are starting to fail to launch now as well.
Car dealership turnover is getting longer and longer.
Crypto trade volume sinking.
Basically all the hallmarks of a liquidity squeeze.

>>106398185 (OP)
>no coding experience whatsoever
What tech job is right for me?

>>106404783
PM

>>106404615
>Ten thousand different counties around the country suddenly unleash property taxes upon the Private Equity great satan.
Taxing is trendy.
Trump’s tariffs made them vogue

>>106404809
How do I get that role?

>>106404783
Hell desk

>>106398192
>>106398203
I work from home and beat my dick at least 4 times a day

>>106404750
factorio isn't an engineering game, it's a logistics game. something like gmod(sanbox with shittons of wiremod!!) or maybe spengies or flyout or FtD and such are engineering games.

>>106404016
there is a very loose correlation between number of children and wealth. Just look at all the poor people having a gorillion children. When sane people decide to bring a child into their life they don't consider their economic utility. 7k is nothing btw, even very young children a quite expensive.

In Hungary there are many more incentives to have children besides income tax deductions.
Moms with a degree gets their student debt canceled. Parents have access to subsidized mortgage plans up to 150k. If they have 3 children they get to forfeit 60k of that outright. Same with loans, 30k outright to anyone promising having 3 children in 5 years. Another 15k can be deducted from existing mortgages if you have 3 kids. There used to be a one time payment of 8k to a 7seater car if you have 3 kids no questions asked. +7 extra vacation days/year after 3 kids. Free books, meal plans etc in school. There are very comprehensive incentives yet people are not impregnating Hungarian qts en masse due to Hungary is not a very good place to live in for the vast majority of people
Btw iirc Trump was very fond of Orban's policies

>>106404607
because no one needs to sell. Why sell a house if you can liquidate it with a line of credit? or in many cases, why sell a massive 5 bedroom house to downgrade to a 2 bedroom shitshack and pay thousands a month in mortgage + interest?

>>106404768
I am seeing the liquidity squeeze on everything collectable to include expensive clothes, luxury watches(used market), and every card game that is not Pokemon or MTG.

People say deflation won't happen but it is for certain items.

>be an R&Dfag (physics) in the EU
>be envious of ITfags' salaries in the US
>ITT: logging your bathroom breaks, agile assraping, office drama, shitdians, etc
>don't feel so bad anymore about my life choices

3 years as a data analyst and I want to pivot into data engineering. How can I prove I'm competent? Please advise saars

>>106405064
>he thinks IT workers get paid well here
Lol
Lmao
Programmers get paid well
IT workers get fucked

>>106404016
>tax deductions per child
Surelt you mean
>increased taxes on everyone, but a bit less for having children
>>106405042
>all these "incentives"
Did it help much?

>>106405064
IT workers get like 1/3rd the amount of programmers. But its still 5x that of any europoor.

are we crudsters just digital plumbers?

>>106404607
>homeowners refuse to sell at lower price
>homebuyers refuse to buy at higher price
>nothing compelling either to budge

>>106404681
I came from Uganda

>>106403996
there are regulars in this thread who i believe have never held a job of any kind. like theres some guy in here who tries to bring up unions and other reddit socialism points every single thread now.

>>106405148
Houses sell instantly if they’re correctly priced. Houses that don’t sell are overpriced and lots of people overpaid during the pandemic

>>106405106
absolutely nothing. Tbf the rules were curated to exclude minorities (there is a strict requirement of having a job for 3 years straight) yet they are effortlessly outbreeding whites

you either have the desire to create and nurture life and bring more love to the world or you lost it somewhere along the way of looking at blinking screens and consoooming too much psyop. That's my theory at least
t father of 4

>>106404647
literal serial killer routine
stop cramming shit into your day and enjoy the short time you have on earth

>>106404820
we're gonna start taxing wealth instead of work? that'd be swell anon

>>106404750
Untrue. I learned how to communicate in a group because of hardcore MMO raiding and that directly transferred to my job outside of college. Factorio is exactly the same planning brainpower as programming. Brain surgeons play video games to keep their minds sharp. I also play games knowing you seethe and it makes me smile.

But you won without playing because trannies ruined gaming

>>106405042
All the birthrate problems were already solved by Germany over a century ago. They came out of weimar with one of the worst birth rates ever.
That’s why the nsdap put so much emphasis on lebenstrum (living space) and ‘revitalizing Germany’s spiritual core’ as well as had the desperation to engage in riskier things like eugenics.
And it did kind of work, before they blew themselves up in a World War again.
>Inb4 noooo you can’t talk about the nazis like that!111
L + ratio + you’re jewish + your holocaust card expired in gaza + i am mature enough to analyze history and separate the good decisions from the bad decisions without advocating to herd people into death camps, unlike you.

>>106405187
nice bait

>>106405232
Trump established that taxing people is fine if they are the globohomo badguys.
Does you private equity firm pass the sniff test?
Idk bro you tell me.

>>106404607
Because deflationary spirals grind economies to a halt.

>>106404607
because boomers have leveraged their houses 10x and now they can't afford to sell for any lower than their made up number

>>106405236
Disagree, in fact, I haven't found any credible evidence that declining birthrates are a bad thing except for slave owners. You can't really compare Nazi Germany to the social media addicted hellhole we live in today. For most people putting down their phone is nigh impossible. Having kids is a commitment fewer and fewer are willing to undertake in the age of shallow instant gratification.

>>106404607
Look up how the japanese imperial palace was worth more than the entire Californian real estate market.

>>106405236
Germany's birthrates were solved by importing millions of Arabs to rape their women.

>>106405364
Weimar is the closest you can get to the smartphone age without smartphones.
I’ll agree to disagree.

>>106400746
imagine being a manager though
I can barely suffer through the daily standup and the weekly meeting without killing myself
imagine doing useless, inane meetings all day every day
this is literal hell on Earth
no amount of money would make me do it

>>106404513
>>106404582
why do americans keep repeating this shit? PV panels are mostly glass, aluminium and plastic, and recycling them is basically a matter melting the glass.
americans also complain about lithium batteries... well, lithium is obtained in a process that consists of letting the lithium carbonate separate from salt by gravity. LiFePO4 batteries are made out of lithium and fucking iron.
meanwhile, murica pollutes everyone with their oil, shitty plastic products, processed/artificial/genetically modified "food" and additives, etc., etc.

why are americans so brainwashed and malicious?

>>106405064
it's wild. even in canada i havent experienced most of the horrors this thread prattles on about nor know anyone who complains about anything worse than dumb lusers or wanting a raise

i'd figure it must be psyops and trolling but i've been to the states a couple times in speaking with the locals, they do really

>>106405364
>>Disagree, in fact, I haven't found any credible evidence that declining birthrates are a bad thing except for slave owners.

it sounds like you havent actually read anything about this outside of pol. the issues would go far beyond just boomer pension ponzi schemes becoming insolvent.
whether the heroic gamble to save western countries by suddenly making >30% of the population first gen immigrants from low iq countries overnight is going to actually work is another discussion. but the problems are very real if they dont try it.

Got an interview at SnapChat. This will a its over moment probably.

>>106405108
>get paid 5x as much
Doesn't matter when you throw it all away to Dr. Sheckelstein and Mr. Goldberg

>>106405458
>and recycling them is basically a matter melting the glass.
we have the most advanced manufacturing technology in the world and we still can't recycle plastic bottles more than like twice

>>106405564
just refill the bottle 5head

>>106405492
grok me a quick rundown

>>106405489
do retards really think this will protect them from nukes?

>>106405592
anon they dont buy these for nukes, they buy them because they're afraid of the fbi coming to waco them for being white

>>106405579
Sure thing!

1) Diversity is our strength.
2) Infinite growth is sustainable.
3) When 3/4 of your citizens are retired, this is a bad thing in almost every aspect.
4) Genetic diversity is a good thing -- especially when mixing european genes with 70 IQ populations.
5) Population collapse is bad because chin- I mean communists will escalate and steal all land and resources from the good guys (us!)

>>106405592
A deep enough pool of water could save you from nukes.
Water boils at 100C, which means that’s as hot as your pool would get.
Sure it might give you some nasty burns, but it sure beats the instant disintegration you’d get face tanking the blast wave.

>>106405579
the actual non b8 non pol simple answer is that old people dont work so if the next generation is smaller than this one, there will be open jobs and "lost" productivity, even if you dont pay out social security and leave all the olds to die in puddles of their own shit

>>106405564
... and? what the fuck does plastic bottles have to do with glass, you retard?

>>106405573
Sounds like communism to me.

>>106405644
be nice

>>106405682
This is AMERICA only the STRONGEST survive!!!

Stop posting in this thread and get back to work

>>106405220
Minorities and immigrants get huge benefits.
They get preferential section 8 type housing and an absurd amount of grants and low interest loans
Just search for “immigrant small business grants” and try not to burst a blood vessel over all the free money none of your 4 kids will ever have access to.

>>106405233
>Brain surgeons play video games to keep their minds sharp

This is such a irrelevant reddit factoid. Who said I was aiming for co-ordination here? I want to be smarter.

>>106405788
>LE JUST LOOK IT UP BRO
or maybe you can post an actual source

It's crazy how even as a meager 130 iqer I can't find a gf that's at least as smart as me. Ideally I'd want one smarter but that seems like a pipe dream. All the bitches at my job are ugly hags or dumb as rocks.

>>106405823
you didnt say that the first time, you just said "programming time". if you want to be smarter in general take nootropics and watch grustle hindset tik toks

>>106405842
Hahaha, yeah I know that feeling. It's extremely rare that I bump into a woman where we share a mutual attraction. Most of the time it's either people who are dating somebody else or I'm not interested in dating. That's mostly because I'm stubborn and refuse to go on dating apps.

>>106405912
Unless you're in the top 10% of guys you wouldn't do that well on apps anyways. I see women I'm attracted to all the time but I want a gf and to have a family eventually and I cannot stand being around boring dumb people all the time.

>>106400253
Gemini or Claude
ChatGPT is only good for writing essays

>>106405720
You already fired me, asshole.

>>106400814
By market share it's AWS > Azure > GCP >>> the rest
Azure has a niche in things like healthcare

>>106405842
>All the bitches at my job are ugly hags
send those snaggle tooth boomer bitches my way, im into that

>>106405938
Be lucky if they are boring. Dumb people do shit that harms themselves, their families and their friends. Rather have them boring and smart than dumb any day.

>>106405938
>cannot stand being around boring dumb people all the time.
>wants a family
bro do you know how stupid kids are

and they always talk about the same shit

do not have them if you have a low tolerance for stupid boring people

>>106405579
Declining birthrates lead to eventual societal collapse.

>>106406119
Kids are dumb in an endearing way, or at least, that's how normgroids justify it

>>106405833
Do you have one single darn peer reviewed source that single mothers use lots of welfare? NONE? Downvoted.
Do better.

>>106405641
still sounds like the sunken cost ponzi fallacy. Why should I care about productivity? What does it even mean besides numbers must go up? Lets face it, most jobs including ours are very much bullshit jobs, they exist for the sake of existing and keeping the drones busy. What is the productivity in working for years on a project which gets canceled before release? Implementing all the dystopian shit no one needs for rent seeking. Best allocation of capital and trickle down - not buying it.

>>106404450
Photovoltaic

>>106406444
What isn't a bullshit job?

Give it to me straight, I want a job that has zero Indians or at least maybe only 1-2, where can I find companies that only hire Americans or more specifically white people? Lockheed? Defense industry? I'm trying to think of places that poos are nonexistent.

At this point I'm seriously considering joining ICE, I can qual probably expert in pistol and am basically a /k/ommando at this point, not fat, white.

>team recently restructured
>think good things might come because a lot of slow people were fired
>turns out the people replacing them are even slower
>code is becoming worse and worse each day, despite my efforts at trying to clean things up
it is joever for me, fuck.

>>106406628
time to bounce, it was a good run

>>106404857
y-you mean help desk right

>>106406607
Defense is probably your best bet for tech, since the clearance requirements filters out most foreigners. There are still a good number of defense jobs that don't require a clearance, so you'll likely still run into Indians though. Just less than most other industries.

This shit is AIDs, literally every company is fucking Indians, I can't get away from them, even companies that you would think would be Murican'. Gotta find something that is top secret or something, or if I can get a security clearance maybe.

>>106406607
Government and defense industry since they won't hire foreigners
I'm really lucky; my office has only one [US born] pajeeta and all the pajeets are silo'ed away as test engineers/QA at our NYC hq

>>106403537
AI has already produced $2T in productivity. Cope.

>>106406592
plenty, just look up who didn't stop working when the rona came around

>>106406997
So these are bullshit jobs?

https://www.aarp.org/work/job-search/coronavirus-occupation-job-loss/

>Service Workers
>Arts, design, entertainment and media workers
>Small business owners
>Construction or mining workers
>Sales workers
>Transportation workers
>Manufacturing or production workers
>Installation, maintenance or repair workers
>Clerical or office workers

And these are not?

https://www.myhrtoolkit.com/blog/most-popular-jobs-pandemic

>Care Assistant (6,000 jobs available at time of writing, up 2,165%)
>Warehouse operative (3,600 jobs, up 63%)
>Registered Nurse (2,000 jobs, up 30%)
>HGV Class 1 Driver (1,200 jobs, up 95%)
>Forklift Driver (700 jobs, up 120%)
>Courier Driver (500 jobs, up 37%)
>Parcel Sorter (450 jobs, up 1200%)
>Food Production Operative (450 jobs, up 198%)
>Healthcare Support Worker (300 jobs, up 159%)
>Order Picker (220 jobs, up 90%)

someone pls suggest some movie to watch. I feel tired af today, I haven't slept well in a while...

Anyone feel that indian hate is a little too artificial? Algorithm is pushing it too hard.

>>106407612
Tombstone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oDz5rj4O6g

>>106406628
Same. You think my boss would slow down and just try to reorganize but now it seems like every day he's trying to revamp features all the fucking time to make our product seem relevant. I'm trying to bounce too but fuck nobody's picking up.

>>106407715
>>106407715
>>106407715
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>>106407665
meh. any other recommendation?