Thread 106929144

everything is better with technology

>>106929144 (OP)
how come you only see these online but never in convenience stores?

>>106929144 (OP)
All that crap is probably more of a pain to wash than just using regular implements.

Imagine treating yourself like a handicap and not see anything wrong with it.

something about that banana part is very unsettling

>>106929144 (OP)
>Microplastics are yummy and turn you into a teoon in no time
>single function devices clutter is god tier
>cleaning up 17 devices after preparing one meal

IM FUCKING SOLD !

only that egg cracker would seem useful for old people

>>106929144 (OP)
I like the banana one actually iykwim.

>>106929144 (OP)
I'd buy the egg cracker. I can never crack an egg without little shards getting in. Altho it prob needs a certain size egg to work

>>106929350
that's the only one I might want
but you can probably just bore it with a knife

Does any of that not add a pound of microplastics to my blood?

>>106929411
to crack a egg perfectly you need one swift decisive movement. look at the webm in slow motion. it cracks in half instantly. if you hesitate or dont use enough force you end up with a half crack or shards.

>>106929350
I saw no problem with it

>>106929411
>without little shards getting in
You probably crack eggs on an edge instead of flat surface.
It's counterintuitive but flat surface just works better overall.

>>106929350
Peehole

>>106929144 (OP)
usecase?

>>106929535
>flat surface just works better
This.

>>106929426
>>106929535
Always cracked it with the edge of the pan. Guess I'll have to try that

>>106929561
Big Banana Cock

>>106929144 (OP)
Imagine the microplastics

>>106929350
it got SOUNDED

>>106929144 (OP)
I don't need Bluetooth hacking newfags tracking when I am, and when I am not cooking

>>106929535
I'll test this, if it works I'll send blessings your way

>>106929176
Just put it in the dishwasher?

>it's not dishwa

Not worth buying then

>>106930716
Even if it's dishwasher safe, a pipe full of chocolate will never get clean.
I had one of those cutters with the knives like a mesh that you press down, it never got clean. I just spent a few hours cutting onions one day and since then my cutting is fast and precise enough.

>>106929144 (OP)
I have always said this. Every single issue that people have could be solved woth technology

>>106930985
It's nutella, not chocolate and it should clean up fine if you run some hot water through it.

this lil nigga is literally, figuratively and unironically all I need in the kitchen

>>106933120
why do you need a knife for your tendies?

>>106929535
>crack eggs on a flat surface
This probably creates mustard gas or shoot the egg's contents through the whole room, but I will try it once.

>>106929350
thats the only cool one cause bananas are cheap and filling them with chocolate (peanut butter would be way better) is pretty cool
can make super healthy snack and you can basically put whatever the fuck you want inside it

>>106933120
Use the white person version

>>106929411
Just say fuck it and eat the shards.

>>106929411
I doubt a egg cracker has a higher success rate.
They only ever show the shots where it went perfect, not the 6 attempts before.

If you really worry about egg shell you can crack it into a cup before pouring it into the pan.
I just pick any shell out of the hot pan with my fingers and not worry about it.

>>106933155
>white person version
>Made in China

>>106929426
best way ive found is just crack it on my knuckle over the pan, then 'open the crack' as u sorta tilt it so u create an opening for the pouring to happen away from the initial fracture zone
it works well enough but no methods perfect

>>106933194
>Damascus steel
>China
I see you know nothing about knife tech

>>106929144 (OP)
the banana one is totally worthless and looks like a pain to wash

>>106933207
It's not made in Germany or any other white country.
It's also not real Damascus/wootz.

>>106929144 (OP)
>>>/ck/

>>106933228
Why even put chocolate inside banana?
It's not a great combination and even if you really want to mix the two it would look so much better pouring the chocolate over the banana.

>>106933277
its good for kids snack, they dont wanna eat healthy stuff usually

>>106933277
>>106933304
and also its just a specialized mechanism for squirting something into it. they just show chocolate because thats popular. u could put cream cheese in it bud

>>106929144 (OP)
rarted but could be useful for gram gram with arthritis

>>106933304
Bananas aren't healthy, way too high in sugar.

>>106929566
Probably good for people with disabilities. They should stop using able body people for these ads otherwise you have retards(a.k.a modern /g/) misunderstanding its uses.

>>106929144 (OP)
there is probably a more efficient way to inject microplastics in my balls

>>106933240
Germany is not a white country.

>>106933363
thats not processed sugar which is bad for you because its just basically sugar and water, a banana has actual nutrients aswell

>>106933240
You know nothing about Damascus steel, chud

>>106929144 (OP)
the stirring thing is actually a good idea doe

>>106929144 (OP)
First one makes sense. Some (hell, I'd say many stove top) food cooking need constant attention, so this is usable partially. The onion peeler looks garbage there are better ways to do it. Banana one is too niche.

>>106933558
I know people often call pattern welded steel "Damascus" but I also know it's wrong.
Real Damascus steel (aka wootz) wasn't made by folding/layering steel, it's a high carbon steel alloy containing (among other things) vanadium which causes crystals to grow in a distinct pattern.

Shit like >>106933155 isn't real Damascus, it's fake """Dmascus"""" pattern welded garbage made to look pretty for sissy boys to collect.

>>106929144 (OP)
That onion peeler wastes a perfectly good layer.

>>106929232
Pre-AI classic stuff like this will probably be casually dismissed as fake in the future.
That pic of the guy was too good.

>>106929535
i usually crack it at the edge of the sink. works just fine.

>>106929350
If you can't tell that the banana one wouldn't actually work and they did a cut in the ad to avoid exposing the reality of that to you, there is no helping you

>>106933120
>real german knife
>>106933155
>fake chinese shit, but dubs

which way white man?

>chocolate filled banan
no wonder there's so many obese fucks. Fruit is already full of sugar you don't need to sugarcoat it even more ffs
and then daddy gubmnt sees lardasses increase and forces tariffs on sugar and other retarded laws that don't fix the root problem

>>106929144 (OP)
Those all seem pretty useless

>>106929144 (OP)
A lot of these aren't worth it because of the clean-up involved afterwards. No matter how convenient they are in the moment, if I have to disassemble and scrub these things by hand, it defeats the purpose.

>>106929392
This is the only kitchen gadget you need.
>put everything in one pot
>turn on
>wait
>delicious food
>clean one pot, maybe a bowl if you're fancy
Also possibly a bread maker if you're on a budget and trying to eat well. When I was a single man I'd have my bread maker on a timer so it would have a loaf of hot fresh bread ready for me when I got up to go to work in the morning. Had it down to a fine art where it took me less than 30 seconds to fire all of my ingredients in and turn it on.
Then I'd dip hot, fresh buttered bread into my slow cooker full of venison, potatoes, mushrooms.. anything I could find that was in season. Absolute pinnacle of cheap, healthy, easy food.
Now I'm hungry and my wife won't let me cook anything :(

>>106929426
wtf so hesitation is defeat?

>>106935272
but aren't you limited when it comes to cooking things like rice or pasta?
sure, you can throw in a bunch of potatoes, but that doesn't work with every carb

>>106934744
you are aware most Solingen knives are chinese imports shrapened up a bit and put in a nice box?
still at least they don't have the horrible ergonomics of asian style ones

>>106933151
Nothing about that is healthy bananas themselves aren't particularly great either.

>>106929144 (OP)
Here's your AI food, bro

>>106929144 (OP)
Inventions for retards and boomers with dementia.

>>106929144 (OP)
What even is that?? Is it chili or something? Looks fucking nasty

>>106936303
Its a soup anon...Oh I mean a nothamburger. Forgot this was a burger site.

>>106936319
how do you know ground beef isn't in that chum bucket shit

>>106935299
You may have 1 (one) saucepan

>>106935272
Slop. Wouldn't serve that to a nigger.

>>106929535
I use the edge of a fork/spatula.

>>106935279
>if he can't crack an egg without eggshells shards mixing in the egg then he won't make a good samurai -Isshin Ashina

>>106934789
Chocolate isn't only sugar. It's also a lot of fat. Which Bananas are lacking in.

>>106936530
>2025
>living through the worst economy in 100 years
>not peasantpilled slopmaxxer
ngmi

>>106937132
>xe didn't make it big from buttcoin and now has to live like a serf
ngmi

>>106937132
>living through the worst economy in 100 years
Orange man bad NPC detected. kys

>>106937290
I'm not even an American faggot, I live in New Zealand and we're communist as fuck.

>>106937521
>I'm not even an American faggot
Is there any other kind of American?

>>106929232
This is a product made for people with certain disabilities. That's pretty obvious to see too given the hand.

>>106929411
>>106929535
I crack eggs on a flat surface so that there's a dent, then I put my thumbs in that dent and start pulling a little so that the whole shell cracks a full circle and the egg pours out from the opposite side. There's hardly ever any shards.

the industrial revolution, consequences, etc

>anons thinking the banana one looks great
are you guys americans or why do you want to put chocolate inside your bananas

>>106933194
Chinese are white. Some of them anyway

>>106937838
Some anons want to put their bananas inside chocolate if you know what I mean

>>106936249
All that shit is doing is rotating the wok and the rice, someone has to give it the 50 ingredients its slowly pouring in

I don't like kitchen gadgets because they take up lots of space and they're always way too specific on what they do. Unless you eat bananas with chocolate every day, it's not worth it

>>106929411
I just tap one egg on the side with the tip of another to crack it, then pull it apart. Works great and you don't have to worry about leaking on the counter.

>>106937552
no but there are other kinds of faggots

>>106937521
I'd rather live in India than New Zealand.

>>106938265
>they're the same picture

>>106929144 (OP)
instead of cleaning just one or two utensils, I have to clean tens for each dish. no thanks.

>>106936249
Impressive. Too slow though.
>

>>106933400
Usually I'm just stunned by how sanitised and performatively conscientious this webm is, but this time I noticed how many labels are facing the camera throughout. How many niche products are shown.
Every segment is just a mini-advert for whatever he's using in that segment, isn't it? I'm not even just seeing a faked overly clean versoin of this guy's life, I'm seeing 5-10 short adverts one after the other.
Computerised toaster. Robot mop. Motorised exfoliator. Variable exercise weight. Bar lifter.

>>106937629
>>106929232
lol no not really i've had bottles rip my skin off because they were so fucking tightly screwed on. Not that I need one for jars but I can see how it would be useful to open annoying fucking jars. However I just use the spoon method cause im not a retard.
>>106934418
kill yourself

>>106933120
Trvke

>>106938866
>lol no not really i've had bottles rip my skin off because they were so fucking tightly screwed on.
use a tshirt over it, it's a forgotten tech

>>106933400
American Psycho in Paris

>>106936249
What the fuck was the point of the spatula part? It did literally nothing.

>>106938942
I usually do that for the metal caps but those plastic caps on the cheaper water bottles can rip skin

>>106929144 (OP)
I used one of those egg crackers

it wasn't that much better than doing it yourself and it was a pain to clean

>>106929157
The manufacturer doesn't sell / make enough of these or have the supply chain to economically stock shelves.

>>106936268
I don't like cooking. anything that makes my life easier is good.

>>106934098
>>106934162
for spreading burned plastic particles? sure

>>106940241
Silicone dont burn at cooking temp. Thats why silicone are common in cooking/baking. Not sure if you know this or not

>>106938866
>kill yourself
I think you're missing the whole 'onions' + malnutrition context of the picture if that's you're response.
Unless I'm missing something and you're actually disabled and you thought it was some kind of personal attack.

>>106929144 (OP)
This stuff is cool but then you have a bunch of gadgets taking up space in your kitchen that are only good for one thing which sucks if you don't live in a 5k sqft mcmansion

>>106938830
>Adverts adverts everywhere but not a thought to think

>>106929232
There's something funny about whoever decided to censor this image wanting to make fun of onions drinking faggots while being too much of a pussy to use the original version on whatever normalfag website he posts on.

>>106934744
I guess dubs wins.

>>106939000
prob because cooked rice is sticky so there's no guarantee the lump of rice will land in the middle of the pan so the spatula will push it if it isn't

>>106933155
>placebo pattern steel

>>106929144 (OP)
The self stirrer i could actually see myself using if it didnt suck (looks like it does) but what in the fuck is that banana crustbuster machine

>>106940717
You are a redditor. fuck off. The way you talk is fucking gay reddit like. KYS

>>106938830
Don't forget the Huawei TV that he uses to talk to one character in BG3 before bed. No wonder he's still in the first half of Act 1.

>>106933363
This is just one of the MANY reason why you're fat.

>>106938830
he actually made me want to buy the bar lifter

>>106944896
The stirrer isn't meant to be a full-on mixer. Just to keep things moving so it doesn't burn. Is it perfect? No, I'm sure those pan edges will dry out. But it's got utility for some people/situations.

The egg cracker as someone noted, is good for those with disabilities.

The onion peeler might be useful in a some restaurant setting if you got a high turnover rate with people doing all the prep-work tasks. But at the same time, it's made of plastic, so it was targeted for home use, not a commercial setting.

The banana thing is a novelty. Would be fun for a party, especially with kids. But nobody is going to go through all that and clean up for just one banana.

>>106929144 (OP)
First one could be plausibly useful for polenta, maybe.

>>106929144 (OP)
That pan stirring thing is stupid, and the onion peeler is awful.

>>106933155
my brother of European origin

>>106944711
>placebo
*pretty
Silly ESL friend.

>>106938104
It's as if they are workflow dependent.