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Anonymous No.107106097 [Report] >>107106115 >>107106156 >>107106282 >>107106387 >>107106398 >>107106810 >>107106853 >>107106861 >>107108071 >>107108298 >>107109629 >>107110145 >>107110780 >>107110786
Google is building a Dyson sphere to power AI slop.
The slop must flow.
Anonymous No.107106115 [Report]
>>107106097 (OP)
>saaaars we are doing the space needfuls called as DYSON SPHERE kindly redeem the buying of stocks with the same
Anonymous No.107106156 [Report] >>107109651
>>107106097 (OP)
This is what happens when a company has too much money and it doesn't know what to do with it
Anonymous No.107106282 [Report] >>107106413
>>107106097 (OP)
all of this for a dancing cat video.
SmoothPorcupine No.107106379 [Report]
I could lowball to 500$m for consulting right now how toxic of a move this will end up as
Anonymous No.107106387 [Report]
>>107106097 (OP)
>Latest investment scam just dropped
Anonymous No.107106398 [Report]
>>107106097 (OP)
Meanwhile tards on linux say, "I don't know anyone that uses AI. My 2003 stinkpad works just fine and I run gentoo on it."
Anonymous No.107106413 [Report] >>107106883 >>107106898 >>107108036 >>107109579 >>107110136 >>107110645
>>107106282
All worth it.
Anonymous No.107106810 [Report]
>>107106097 (OP)
there would be a lot more progress if google handed the money to real scientists and not kept for nepo projects. Also their quantum computer is a fucking scam much like the MS and IBM project.
Anonymous No.107106841 [Report] >>107108001
How come my instincts kick in and instantly distrust anyone with an indian name/accent(I've hung up on interviews with an audible laugh), but these giant corps don't? WHAT IS THE END GAME?
Anonymous No.107106853 [Report]
>>107106097 (OP)
No, they're not.
Anonymous No.107106861 [Report] >>107107255
>>107106097 (OP)
>coomers porn demands will get humanity to build a dyson spehere quicker than generations of scientists
I'm not sure if I hate or love this timeline.
Anonymous No.107106883 [Report]
>>107106413
why does AI make me want to puke?
That felt like hindu humor
Anonymous No.107106898 [Report] >>107106917
>>107106413
kek
Anonymous No.107106911 [Report]
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee AI is stealing from artists
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee AI is jeetslop

Why are wingcucks turning into luddites? Just buy NVDA lmao
Anonymous No.107106917 [Report]
>>107106898
but more seriously i dont think a crappy ai cat video worth that much wasted energy
Anonymous No.107107255 [Report]
>>107106861
Hate. We could have virtual isekai heaven. Instead we get commercialized jeet hell.
Anonymous No.107108001 [Report] >>107108041 >>107108044
>>107106841
>why am I blacklisted from the industry?
Anonymous No.107108036 [Report]
>>107106413
haha, that was fun
Anonymous No.107108041 [Report]
>>107108001
>SAAAAAAAAAR WE WILL NOT HIRE YOU
Anonymous No.107108044 [Report]
>>107108001
lol that may be. I got so fed up that I'm just setting up my own shop sometime next year and will ride it out at my current position.
Anonymous No.107108071 [Report] >>107108634 >>107109640
>>107106097 (OP)
>slop
God I hate what you niggers have released on the internet
Anonymous No.107108298 [Report]
>>107106097 (OP)
really have to use poo color innit'
Anonymous No.107108634 [Report]
>>107108071
shame everyone dropped the goy part.
Anonymous No.107109579 [Report] >>107110631
>>107106413
Oh OH
I thought she threw the cat off a building in anger and some random firefighters saved it and then later she was in a burning building
Okay it makes more sense now that I realize what went on there
Anonymous No.107109629 [Report] >>107110786
>>107106097 (OP)
HOW
DO
THEY
GET
RID
OF
WASTE
HEAT
IN
VACCUM
Anonymous No.107109640 [Report]
>>107108071
It wouldn’t be used if there wasn’t slop to begin with. Propose better name for worthless digital content mostly made with AI for no reason aside from farming online engagement.
Anonymous No.107109651 [Report] >>107110671
>>107106156
They could try giving some of the cash to stock holders as dividends. That money could then go into other parts of the economy, creating a healthy economic ecosystem. Or they can keep burning it.
Anonymous No.107110136 [Report] >>107110698 >>107110837
>>107106413
Anonymous No.107110145 [Report]
>>107106097 (OP)
Why is all of google's AI hot garbage? Gemma sucks and Gemini sucks.
Anonymous No.107110631 [Report]
>>107109579
same i had to watch it twice
Anonymous No.107110645 [Report]
>>107106413
Anonymous No.107110659 [Report]
This has to be the end game of AI or else AI is a ridiculous waste of tespurces and will run civilization into the ground.
Anonymous No.107110664 [Report]
Dyson spheres are theoretically impossible. The thing will crash into the sun.
Anonymous No.107110671 [Report]
>>107109651
>think of the stockholders
fuck off, burning money means throwing it back into the economy
Anonymous No.107110698 [Report]
>>107110136
Based
Anonymous No.107110749 [Report]
Yeah I imagine thermal management would be a problem NEXT TO THE FUCKING SUN
Anonymous No.107110780 [Report]
>>107106097 (OP)
The Dyson sphere is a shitpost I hope they actually try to build it
Anonymous No.107110786 [Report]
>>107106097 (OP)
No they don’t, we don’t have solar panels in space who can send energy to earth,you think we can make some like that ? Not in a hundred years
>>107109629
Stop asking silly questions anon, AI slop will fix that
Anonymous No.107110837 [Report]
>>107110136
>russia-ukraine war