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I am /beg/gar and not know draw, can I join?
>Yes x99. Stop asking and start submitting art, chum. Make something!

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A brief history:
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First for free my nigga Kartveli!

is the /dad/ server unironically good?? worth joining? better than any other /ic/ servers?

skulls

>>7660433
was gone for three days just to find out my goat's banned (°□°)︵ ━

>>7660433
Cry more

Please...a crumb....of tier list...it's...it's been a WEEK since the last one....

>>7660544
You make one!!!

>>7660544
Draw yourself begging for it, faggot

>>7660544
I can a most most ticklish dad one if you want

I see.

the hat tier idea was cool and i wanted to do it but i thought of adding a tinfoil hat tier as a joke but i could only think of 1 dad i could put there and i felt incredibly bad for him

art bad
good
attaches 1x1 pixel

>>7660759
Bruh

>>7660408 (OP)
I've been drawing for a week straight now
I haven't posted em in here

kartveli seems mad

tierlist idea: birth order, with bonus only child and twin/multiple birth tier

>>7661216
I'm an only child. It was alright at first, but now I wish I was the cool older brother.

>>7661338
Badass, looks like cake icing or something

>>7661443
Thank you. The texture is because it's a macro shot, the whole thing is on a quarter of a dollar coin.

My summoning powers are no match for whoever reincarnated Cavalier from the dead.

Idk how many horses were sacrificed, but their sacrifices weren't in vain.

I dont like the self portrait challenge. I already had to unfollow one person because of how they look. :c

>>7661771
Why does it matter what someone looks like?

When did the Dad get their First Kiss tierlist

>>7661774

some Dads are racist and can't associated with white piggu go home

>>7661777
i have never kissed anybody and i am not interested in it in the future. it's not part of my list of projects

>>7661777
Lmao I have been kissed though I wish I was not from that certain someone

>>7661777
Why am I in the before 10 category.

Now I'm DEFINITELY not doing my portrait

>>7661774
Because i dont like the dissonance between the two.

>>7661795
You vill make a potrait and vill be rated in a tierlist

>>7661797
>Tier list based on looks
Nightmare fuel

>>7661777
Jokes on you I've been kissed, but I'm 30 and still a virgin

>>7661777
jokes on you, ive never been kissed, but i lost my virginity at 13 to a family member

>>7661777
Yaaaaas! Put the pressure on King and Cobbeli to be the OTP and kiss alreadyyyy! They draw the saaaaame!

>>7660759
calli's favourite dish from her home country

>>7661777
I just turned 24 1 month ago, I see this tier list as a profecy.

>>7661793
cute elementary school playground dare.

>>7661777
what did you base this on

I dont get parents that kiss their kids in the mouth. They basically ruined their kids first kiss. And they're creepy.

>>7661828
it's a physical expression of love, there's nothing inherently creepy about it. and when people talk about one's first kiss, they mean romantically.

>>7661777
>kissed at all
h-haha, y-yeah us normies

>>7661832
Kids are too pure to be passing one's adult germs and herpies on to them. That's why they have such cute fat cheeks.

>>7661849
it not necessarily any pure in intent than if you were to hug your child. if your argument now is that it's unsanitary, you're moving the goalpost, but also it takes minimal effort to keep your mouth clean, and most people seem to get by just fine kissing each other.

>>7661855
>it not
it's*
>any pure
any less*

>>7661777
>19 - 23
I was kiss raped at 14 by a goth girl on the school bus

have to a prostate exam next week. not usually something you have to get in your 20s. my dignity is wearing thin

>>7661855
Kartveli, you have to stop trying to find "innocent" ways to molest kids.

>>7661860
I'm only trying to molest you, a non-child

>>7661859
After refusing to kiss cobbeli, all you'll ever get now is a doctor sticking his finger up your ass, King.

New tierlist drop.

>>7661777
>Kissed before 10
Jokes on you, I didn't even have friends at 10, much less anyone to play truth or dare. Besides why are you imagining me as a kid getting kissed? How creepy...

>>7661867
stop....the passage of time...i can't...

>>7661777
>never been kissed
but I am married..

>>7661869
I wasn't around back then to feel the nostalgia, but it's interesting to see the current page are just a bunch of newbies compared to these old dads.

>>7661777
My experience with kissing’s when my best friend’s girlfriend playing a prank on me and somehow my friend didn’t mind it. Quite fitting to be in never been kissed tier

>>7661867
I miss them

>>7661771
I kinda liked how my self portrait turned out even though I pretty much did a half assed job on it since it made me generally remember how I look like but yeah… I might start doing self inserts this time since I could generally remember how I look like and am gonna start buying mirrors too

>>7661777
Legit.

>>7661777
Crazy, I actually got my first kiss yesterday. Still got me wrong though since I'm now in the after 24 tier.

>>7661777
>After 24
My first kiss was when I was freshly 18, I kissed an guy I met online.Tongue kissing doesn't feel good...that was also my last kiss.

>>7661928
PLEASE BE MALE

>>7661949
this

>>7661777
One bracket off! Good job
I was actually kissed at 21 by my husband for whom I was a pure virgin and today I found out he looks at furry porn online and unfortunately this is the final straw and I’m getting divorced. Great tierlist!

>>7661777
I kissed as a teenager but it was from an online long distance relationship so i get why i was placed older

>>7662005
i just realized first kiss and first time this way is probably rare compared to just meeting someone in person

>>7662004
So what I’m hearing is you’re available

>>7661777
I had a girlfriend when i was a teenager, but I didn't like her at all so i classify it as molestation
t. yurifag

>>7662004
This has to be a joke. Who would divorce somebody over furry porn?

>>7661777
Can't believe the retards are still doing tierlist...

>>7662044
A sensible person.

>>7661777
What’s the reasoning behind the tiers? I’m pretty sure you’re right but I can’t remember much about being younger than 10

>>7661949
Yeah I am but it wasn't hot it just felt gross. Everything else was fun though.

>>7661777
Curious why do you get this vibe for the" kissed before 10" tier?

>>7662063
Yay x3 It doesnt matter how you look. Im happy you enjoyed something at least.

>>7661777
haha, what if i had a plan to get us both out of the never been kissed tier, jk jk, unless?....

>>7661777
Truth nuke. This will hopefully be a wake up call to a few dads...

I thought that teall was a kawiwi woman. I demand more DADs post self portraits so I can see how wrong I was about everyone.

>>7662154
name 3 DADs and if you guess me I'll post my portrait rn

>>7660915
Can I join if I draw for another week?
Like I've been drawing for a week straight but never posted in this general
All of it was in either beg or lsg or uhhh the draw generals

>>7662250
go here https://dad.gallery
make an account and start posting, and read the OP for more info
your posts will need mod approval for about two weeks after that they will get instantly approved

>>7661928
>Tongue kissing doesn't feel good
faggot

>>7662255
Can I post my previous stuff as well?
Or do I just start from this week onward

>>7661928
Men kiss so much more aggressively than women, it's crazy

>>7662304
just post whatever you drew on the day you post, there is a weekly setting in your profile settings if daily seems too much so you can post once a week but your account will take longer to get fully approved.

>>7661795
>not doing a portrait with lipstick kiss marks all over your face

>>7661921
congrats either way

I want to do a self portrait, but it's really hard to capture my likeness. Impossible even. I don't feel confident enough yet... Maybe next year... Sorry, I know people here love being nosy, and so do I.

>>7662325
Hot

thanks for the new feature, banana!

>>7662426
HOLY SHIT, WE CAN FINALLY BLOCK PEOPLE!!!

>>7662304
You cannot post stuff that was drawn previously, no

>>7662456
Fair enough

>>7662426
of this page, I would click on the pics by whiff, Lspark, and rayminiscule

>>7662004
I get that you probably have other reasons, but... is furry porn really that bad?
Like, have you never looked at furry porn? Or NSFW art, even a little bit? I know I'm not giving up AO3 when I get married. (Or the comics, hopefully).
Real life porn might be a bit iffy (cause it's other people you could be compared to). And something like paying for onlyfans is a reasonable boundary in a relationship, I think. But just art... I wouldn't give up my goon machine that easily.

>>7662426
That's not very community oriented of you.

>>7662633
if you are going to marry someone don’t keep your power level hidden and private. the issue isn't that someone does shit like that, it's that they never shared it until after they were married.

if you obsess over fanfic and gooning don’t keep it a secret from your partner.

>>7662255
>two weeks
took me two months

>>7661777
Why am I in the Never been Kissed tier?
It's just not fair... let me win

>>7661787
interesting, your art looks like its drawn by someone who kisses his dad on the lips

>>7662737
*kisses you* there b-baka

>>7662154
I don’t know why I keep being mistaken as a woman this frequently but I’m glad I did a self portrait since I’ve had people dm me shit thinking I’m a woman and still trying even when I tell ‘em im a dude.

>>7662782
>I’ve had people dm me shit thinking I’m a woman
Like what?

>>7662800
When I used to be active in an art discord server

>>7662778
u-uwa....
A-Arigato anon-sama!!
*bows*
*runs away embarrassed*

>>7661777
it's accurate, i did indeed have my first kiss between 11 and 18

>>7662808
No I meant, what did people send you specifically because they thought you were a woman? Surely in an art specific server gender shouldn't matter?

i like how my room smells post wank session

>>7662829
Oh.. they’re mostly trying to flirt

>>7662829
nowhere is safe from people trying to get an e-gf

furfaggotry never bothered me because I only open DAD to upload and can control what I give attention to

>>7661777
>Never been kissed
ok, look...

>>7662426
lspark soul and cute shinku spotted. they were unfairly ranked in the tier lists

>>7662315
i want to kiss a man

>>7662315
>Men kiss so much more aggressively than women,

You haven't met the right women. There are passive kissers and those who try to live inside of your mouth

Your value as a DAD is based on if youve ever kissed soemone before.

First to reach the 999,999 streak limit wins DAD.

Your value as a DAD is based on the same-sex kisses you've given and received ONLY!!!

>>7662633
No it’s not that bad but it’s funny that it was the last thing I found out.
Blogpost if you’re curious:
So basically we got together and I didn’t wanna be with a gooner so no porn or shit like that (only content of each other) he completely agreed so we were compatible and things were cool (I thought). Then one day he unlocks his phone in front of me and it’s pornhub. It was upsetting cause I always said if you want it we can talk about it just don’t do it behind my back. But ok we move on from that.
Then I see his TikTok and it’s a bunch of softcore porn and booty shaking. I ask him to show me the search history and he does but he didn’t know about the extended search history (goes up to 6 months) and it’s a bunch of searches of these thirst trappers OF girls BY NAME. So it’s worse because remembering specific names and looking them up everyday is weird. But ok we move on
Then I find out he has an OF account and after a bunch of lies from him I find out he was paying subscription for one of those girls he saw on TikTok. I explained how hurtful it is and my self esteem took a big blow from that. He promised to never do it again and deleted TikTok and OF. For a month I’m really struggling to trust him and in general it just hurts, but I believe he’s keeping his promise.
After he deleted TikTok he started browsing Reddit. I had him on there and didn’t see anything weird on his profile. We had more conversations about how this whole thing hurt me and again he swears up and down he stopped and will never do it again.
So yesterday idk why I went through his phone for the first time. Just gut feeling. And he was logged into another Reddit account, I look at the history and it’s girls. The same 10 girls looked up everyday by name for the past month when I was trying to heal.
I asked him why and he basically said that it was thrilling to do it behind my back and that he thought it’s harmless and I would never find out

>>7661777
>Kissed between 19 and 23.
I still have some time.

>>7662925
blink and you'll be 25 gloom

>>7662315
I feel like men kiss more aggressively because they don't know how to kiss in the first place, so they just think moving and swirling their tongues a lot makes up for it.

>>7662916
lol this is like a meme where you have the coomer that coooms and you can't shame them or do anything because they'll just find it arousing and cooom more

>>7662914
about 12 or so

But I thought everyone on 4chan was a virgin, shut-in anon like me....
*sobs*

christ this thread is worse than lsg for psychotic off-topic faggotry

>>7662951
Okay Okay back to drawing everyone.

>>7662951
lsg is solely off-topic without a on-topic site. in short: no and kys .pdf

So many dads are desperate for their first kiss lol.

sentry down

>>7662951
we actually draw, it's just on a different website
this is the off-topic chatroom

>>7661777
>Kissed between 11 and 18
Nope. Single digits

>>7663061
ENGINEER POOTIS HERE

>>7662916
So part of the reason I asked is I've seen this community on reddit, of women dealing with their porn-addicted husbands. And it sort of starts off well intentioned, but then their methods spiral out of control. They consider anything vaugely porn-related to be the worst (like watching a normal movie with a kissing-in-bed scene = just as bad as having sex with other women). They restrict everything: computer access, phone access, going outside alone, any private life. They make demands in the bedroom like "if you don't get hard in the next 60 seconds, (it must be because you're cheating so) I'm gonna take away your phone for a month". And then they cheer each other on.

To me, it felt like those relationships could've been saved at the start, but after the reddit community's strategy, the husband is just destroyed, along with any hope for the relationship. And like, in conditions like that, porn seems like a natural escape (The pornstars don't judge you for not getting hard).


But yeah, you gave him a bunch of chances. And trust.
And the lies... It's one thing to catch someone doing something they shouldn't, but the feeling when you catch one lie that there's just more lies underneath, in layers... I could never deal with that.
And you could *try* to blame it on an addiction, but
>it was thrilling to do it behind my back
This is just sadistic. He really doesn't care about how you feel, huh. You deserve much better than that.

DRAW YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
DRAWWWWWWWWWW

>>7661777
>severe c.ai addiction
>still made it to top tier

>>7661867
how times change
REINSTATE ME DAMMIT

>>7662916
you did the right thing.

>>7662916
>he basically said that it was thrilling to do it behind my back
absoLUTELY a red flag there, jesus

>>7662771
that's way too gay

I think the tierlist will continue, at this point it have lost all its functionality but the humor is much needed, God knows people here could use a laugh or two.

>>7663207
what?

>>7663165
Whats the lore behind nsix losing his streak?

>>7663212
first time lost my streak was because my stupid fucking job.
every time after that its because i post on discord or somewhere and forget to post on dad.
then i have to beg banana to reinstate.

>>7663220
Ah, so nsix's streak was alone and waiting for nsix to come and save it, but he never did. That's tragic.

>>7663228
streak is temporary.
gains are eternal.

>>7663235
So nsix only uses streaks to gain power and could care less how many die along the way. He's giving me Banana vibes. Definitely a DAD villain. One of the strongest ones by the looks of his pfp.

Where can I find kartveli? Does he have a blog?

>>7662844
Jokes on you, I will now DM you to flirt knowing you're actually a guy.

mods, approve my submission.

>>7663317
what does this even mean

>>7663070
we already know your dad raped you sens we could tell

>>7663329
Jesus Christ dude.

>>7663329
u smoked? no? oh ok. just yo brain?

Which dad is the most ticklish?

>>7663094
I definitely see this as an easy pipeline to fall into.
I have no desire to control another person, if he lacks the integrity then he’s NGMI and no amount of micromanaging is gonna change that.
Even if you lock a gooner in the basement. He’s gonna jork it to dust bunnies!!
Lies are the worst… Everything could be talked out, but at the point where you can’t believe a word the other person says it’s impossible to. At least now I have the fuel to draw

>>7662916
It is impossible for a man to not look at porn. Like 1/10000 kind of thing. Also have you heard of femdom because he probably only agreed to it because of that.

Let me explain more, so the male brain has haptic centres that get turned on by asses shaking and thick thighs so if a big ass is shaking in my face I'm gonna get turned on. If you tell him, don't get turned on by that, he will still get turned on, you understand? But now he thinks, this is so hot I bet she would be so mad to know I'm jerking off to this big ass and he's basically jerking off to the mental image of you being angry.

So imagine his fantasy: you him and a big booty girl are in a bedroom and your telling him to stop fucking her but he's still doing it...yes that is the male fantasy. Many guys have this fantasy, me included.

>>7663470
Okay me reiterate, it's not exclusively this fantasy most guys have but rather it's the mental image of your gf not knowing how fucked up you are. Every guy in existence is fucked up whether it's weird fetish, bad fantasys like Loli and bad shit like that. But our gf would never know this and if she did it would immediately make that stuff not exciting.

So if you see a married couple don't think the guy is controlled you can't control us. He is probably thinking bad things she wouldn't have an inkling about like if they have a daughter, well, GG.

>>7663479
before i quit porn i always wondered like
how dudes into daughters even function. like i understand momcest but theres something a little fucked about daughtercest by then youre the parent

>>7663502
Have you ever noticed how pedophile fathers only sexually abused their daughters when they are under 10? It's because 1. She's less likely to fight back 2. Almost all male pedophiles are into girls under 10 and the rest are just your average guy.

men are disgusting. men dni

>>7663530
.

>>7663530
You may think most mtfs are gross fetishists but the reality is a lot of guys don't want to be disgusting inhumans and they see changing to female as a way to not be a man, which is sad because they can be the exception not the rule. However it's stupid to not let men watch porn because women do as well it's just erotica.

>>7663103
>>7663542
i wish i was a man.... this life is truly a curse

>>7663558
>i wish i was a man
why?

>>7663558
draw more cowboys Urazi, you'll feel better

>>7663479
>>7663470
Not reading a word of this drivel

>>7663565
thank you

>>7663558
Men are ugly and retarded why would you want to be a rape ape.

>>7663565
I wish it wasn't true either. But women truly are the more sympathetic gender.

>>7663573
>women truly are the more sympathetic gender
and the more volatile

>>7663569
this lol

>>7663561
penis isnt the only or most important reason but it would help right now
>>7663569
>>7663577
Having breasts and female voice just is like gyno and little boy voice, for me

>>7663579
Sounds like you need to be medicated or lobotomized. Probably both

>>7663579
>penis isnt the only or most important reason
then what is?
>but it would help right now
with what specifically?

>>7663470
But then that makes the woman an unwilling participant in a fetish she’s not into or even aware of. Yes it’s natural for a man to get turned on by that, so the thing is to avoid searching for that content. Especially if it’s not impersonal porn but couple specific girls profiles that they beat it to everyday. It’s a massive turn off.

>>7663479
>>7663502
I don’t think this would ever happen to a PRESENT parent ever. Daughter fantasy is for people with no daughters and deadbeat dads who met their offspring at their graduation

lol i had to do a double check to make sure i wasn't in /clg/ with all this misandry

As a male I don't feel safe in this space that's antagonizing me based on some anons' insecurities and projections.

>>7663447
This is an art group and an art discord. People might pick this drama apart and have fun with it, but dad should not become normie central with normalfag redditor drama gentrifying out gooners, furries and other assorted internet misfits. These are the only people who don't treat drawing as an afterthought. Misfits should feel safe and free to hang around and not feel under constant attack by religious fundamentalist life optimizing hylic FREAKS who will never produce something with soul but just drain everyone around them of their creative juices.
As for the drama itself - if you were behaving 5% like a proper woman instead of a frigid bitch your husband wouldn't have enough sperm left in his testicles to jerk it to cartoon animals, you should be ashamed of admitting your failure as a woman publicly

>>7663606
Proper woman is a KEK

>>7663605
they have poor emotional regulation given their hormones and have a hard time not making hyperbolic, uncritical analyses of things.

>>7663580
lobotomy is actually one of my biggest fantasies because i genuinely think it can cure the masculine sexuality problem but there is also a personality loss aspect to it so its like feminizing bimboification. is there an audience for that? drawing, not doing it, sadly.
>>7663581
too off topic for here and doesnt go well on discord either

>>7663603
Misandry doesn't exist

>>7663624
You sound genuinely crazy.

>>7663624
>too off topic for here
these threads are virtually never about art and sometimes not even about dads (talking about other dads); the topics here are very loose as is. that said, if you are simply uncomfortable talking about it that's fine, I just find it interesting and wanted to ask.

>>7663627
how do you figure?

>>7663624
>feminizing bimboification
lol'd

>>7663619
That's not an excuse for why guys do things, but testosterone doesn't help with sexuality so your half right.

>>7663636
I'm talking about women

i am grateful to be gay. i might draw something gay today

>>7663646
>i am grateful to be gay
why?

>>7663647
women are insufferable

>>7663639
But men are controlled by hormones.

>>7663648
as are queers

>>7663650
i am not a "queer"

>>7663649
a different set. when I said "their hormones" I was mainly talking about estrogen

>>7663655
I guess so.

>>7663628
i think you have to be to seriously want to alter sex characteristics
>>7663629
there is just fully another board for it /lgbt/, if youre interested in my perspective i could dm you elsewhere, i dont find it interesting. insofar as its related to art anyways the differences in male and female proportions including skeleton stick out more than the genitals but then its hard to ignore those.

>>7663661
only mentally ill women use that word. as far as i know gay men aren't even considered queers these days

>>7663666
(Sometimes derogatory)

>>7663664
like I said I am interested, but 1. it seems like you don't normally like going that much into detail about it, and I don't wanna make you feel like you're wasting your time for some random, and 2. I'm not sure how we'd securely exchange info without the chance of someone trolling/foiling it

>>7663666
>only mentally ill women use that word
lurk more
>as far as i know gay men aren't even considered queers these days
among some zoomers, sure, but that's about it

Okay it's time for a tier list.

>>7663674
>lurk more
i think most people would prefer using the word faggot. queer doesn't sound serious at all. faggot doesn't even carry the weight it used to.

>>7663679
plenty use both, just depends on the context

>>7663606
Trvke

Women ruining spaces as usual.

>>7663673
true i am in the discord but last time i said anything to someone from /ic/ they brought up suicide so now i dont because i dont like thinking about that

>>7663679
Being told im a faggot makes me happy. :3

>>7663695
>i am in the discord
I'm not
>last time i said anything to someone from /ic/ they brought up suicide so now i dont because i dont like thinking about that
that's understandable. it's really not a big deal then, I just had a mild curiosity. but I appreciate you offering to talk more about it.

What do you guys even do in the discord? Does Whizzard just sit there and do his 5 min daily doodle while shitposting in the VC with other DADs?

First they came for the pedos, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a pedo.
Then they came for the rapists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a rapist.
Then they came for the incestbros, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not an incestbro.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

>>7663706
same

>>7663706
>>7663754
what about aids-spreader?

>>7663757
well one time someone offered to give it to me and i said no so not sure if itd fit

>>7663606

there's nothing creative about drawing furries jacking it. it's soulless and shows no tact.

they're furries, their penises can be any shape or size, they can have dozens of breasts, they could even have a triple threat studded penis. this is soul. this is creativity.

always remember incel bros: women spend thousands of hours READING about child being raped and shit on AO3, they simply sympathize so greatly that visual stimuli can bring their entire day to a crawl.

this is the burden of vagina.

personally i think what the blog posters need to do is incorporate their day more into the drawings themselves.

also can we get another tierlist? maybe a DAD income tierlist?

>>7663742
>then they came for me, because I was pounding their stupid cunt hard they could hold it back any longer

>>7663729
The new list just dropped today. We're not stopping at perversion, boys. We're not stopping at sexual things either.

>>7663528
Here's your daily sponsored Visa® and Mastercard® reminder to wash your penis, and don't even think about pissing with it, even in a non-sexual way.

If you notice at any time that a birthing person has started their period, is anorexic/bulemic, or has self harm scars, please report this to your manager so we can promptly ban them to the forest where they belong. In a show of equality for Trans Womxn who cannot meunstrate, we will be implementing instead a no sissy hypno policy. If you overhear sissy hypno or discussion relating to it, report it to your manager immediately.

We hear Everything, we are Everywhere.
Have a Priceless day!

the tierlist SUCKS

>>7663778
shut the fuck up I love pussy
I don't want stupid feminist whores who live across the continent and will never let me fuck their pussy to be shitting up my personal space

>>7663796
why do anatomy courses never include dick or pussy if its part of the model

>>7663789
>We're not stopping at perversion, boys. We're not stopping at sexual things either.
>we
you mean one AI platform. and even if other AI platforms follow suit, why should they let you generate whatever you want anyways?

>>7663804
Just wait for the next one anon.
First it was steam, itch.io had slightly worse demands, today it's this AI platform with even stricter rules. Not every platform affected is showing us the list.

What freedom will they take from you tomorrow, as you sit here and call it a nothingburger?

this all started cause banana banned kartveli.....

>>7663804
I sure hope you guys don't make money posting nsfw art on X

sfw chads rise up

>>7663823
we will inherit the earth

>>7663814
>What freedom will they take from you tomorrow, as you sit here and call it a nothingburger?
what freedoms are there, exactly? says what? it could simply be the case that "freedom" is - and always has been - what those in charge want or allow. again, why should steam, itch.io, pixiv, etc., necessarily allow whatever you want to upload?
>>7663819
I don't, and have no problem with X banning porn from its platform. the less porn, the better.

if porn is hard to cum by it'll increase the value of the porn artist. the underground porn market is where the real money is anyway.

>>7663830
>"freedom" is - and always has been - what our elected officials allow
FTFY

>>7663856
>what are doners and/or interest groups/lobbyists?

>>7663819
>someone making barely minimum wage from drawing lewds of characters that don't exist is sexploitation but women making bank from onlyfans and porn is empowering
i hate these cunts so much

i don't care for women. i wish cute boys sent me pictures of them wearing uniforms

>>7663864
OnlyFans is Visa and Mastercard approved, isn't it? Hilarious.

not your blog, diaper-needer

>>7663882
Not yours either, smegma cultivator.

>>7663864
Us men aren't blameless desu. Only retards like OF simps would pay money for porn and nudes. Men allowed for this to happen.

>>7663882
no idea who this was directed to but you think way too much about that

>>7663885
Girls get smegma too. Between the clitoral prepuce.

This should be a wake up call to AI bros to learn how to draw, once they start censoring AI gen and ban porn everywhere where are you gonna get your big mommy furry milkers from? That's right, you're gonna have to make them yourself!

>>7663727
Why don't you apply and find out?

>>7663904
>once they start censoring AI gen
Already are.
For now, poop and furry mommy milkers are safe. For now...

>>7663916
>poop
AQUABATS CHADS STAY EATING

>>7663908
Not that anon, but i used to be on the discord and chimped out and left the server. I dont think anybody cares, but i would feel too bad about asking to rejoin now:

>>7663875
i dont have a uniform but i bought a pvc biker hat during june

>>7663606
>>7663688
You do realize you retards are the problem here right?

DAD is a place with many different people. The normies talk about normie problems (constant lying in a relationship isn't exactly good). The gooners talk about gooner problems (see >>7654819 ). And so on. We coexist.

But no, you're offended that someone different than you DARED to participate. The very existance of opposing opinions is too much for you.
>Misfits should feel safe
And you'll only feel "safe" when everyone else is silenced?

The normies are welcome here, as are the gooners and furries. (You) don't belong. Go back to your safe space.

>>7663936
Why did you leave? I'm in, I have zero presence and am just lurking and it's been quite comfy. In the worst case it's just another server on my tab that I rarely check out. I'm just there in case there's someone that might want to reach me directly.

just a while ago /dad/ was aflame throwing the word incel around, wishing death on men and celebrating men's mental health struggles and societal issues non-stop for a few months, how many of these were ugly fat malding whores? such spite is usually only found in soulless women with deep grievances against specific men in their lives that they take out on anyone they think they can get away with (IE: powerlessly screeching about all men in public spaces while being ignored lmao)

Doggie is a woman!?

>>7663961
(You)

>>7664035
please be bi/gay or trolling

>>7663988
I dont really like lurking. It makes me feel bad to stalk others, but im happy that you dont have the same problem and are having a good time. I used to be a lot in the vc for a short amount of time, but i didnt like my drawings nor the things i said and thought it would be for the better to leave the server. Thank you for asking, writing this out made me realize i should definitely not join ahaha.

>>7663688
>t. anon who draws worse than the MOMs of DAD

>>7664035
You sound ugly.

>120 new posts
>not one of them worth replying to
sad to see

>>7664035
All of them, I assume.

Attractive people are generally more pleasant.

>everyone agrees porn is bad
>hysterical retarded feminists put social pressure on payment systems to overstep their authority and set a precedent
>disagreeing with this means you’re a gooner
>implying there’s not a better way to handle porn or porn addiction

I couldn’t help but notice Collective Shout isn’t crusading against female gooner meccas like B&N or ao3. I wonder why that is.

Porn is bad, after all.

>>7664105
Politics go to /v/

>>7664114
Tell that to the 100 replies before mine.

>>7664105
dont you dare touch my yuri fanfics asshole

Who is (You)r favorite dad?

>>7664127
it changes but it's Juno rn

>>7664127
>>7640225
My favourites (I already revealed) are as follows. In order this time.
>Whiff
>Teall
>Masmo
>Mysz
>Kedskaput
>Tiezhu

>>7664055
tits or gtfo

>>7664146
<3

>>7664127
probably teal and urazi, i hope im no ones favorite

>>7663961
you should go back to wherever you came from and take your friends with you

>>7664153
Post dong first

>>7663961
my gooner solution to a normie problem:
just get turned on by his degen fetishes. For example, consider a cuck fetish. I get turned on by the idea of my partner being with other people. And because of that, they're disgusted by the idea of cheating on me. win-win.

>>7664309
post cuts first

I'm ticklish by the way

respect for vampire who commented on all calarts submissions

>>7664035
whoa is that calli's mum!?

>>7661867
Ah shit.

>>7661777
Good. I shall remain a pure virgin while the rest of you degens burn in the hellish inferno of enternal damnation! Glory to the Lord and all his works. In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.

>>7664435
Enjoy your lowered happiness

>>7661777
>never kissed
WRONG

btw if the end date of a challenge is the 27th, does that mean you have until the start of that day or the end of it?

>>7664445
>library, museum
>+8.77
in what world

>>7664452
i like to go to the library and the museum

>>7664451
You have the beginning of the 27th, i.e. 11:59GMT Saturday.

>>7664451
You only have 27hrs left for the train challenge if that's what you're asking about

>>7664453
ew what neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd

>>7664445
I hear some people can multitask and do Browsing the internet and Grooming at the same time

>>7664477
uu...uuuu...ueeee...

>>7664445
yeah but where does meth rank?

I wish... I were a bird....

Fun idea: DAD's can only choose a pfp from their own gallery. Give me all the downsides NOW

>>7664534
I'm bad at drawing and can't into color....

>>7664544
But i still wanna see your own honest attempt at a pfp... this isn't necessarily a skill thing i just wanna see how the average dad chooses to express themselves with their own art like an introduction of their character. Still a valid complaint however it would suck for people who aren't confident and don't feel comfortable about the idea

>>7664560
Make a challenge, make your own pfp challenge

>>7664503
i dont want to be a bird and often pondered because that involves having a cloaca which is like a vagina, so one you are dickless but then even worse you shit out the same hole as well

I am already using my own art for pfp

I'd draw my current pfp kek idc.

>>7664445
idk whores and prostitutes live miserable lives and look unhealthy as shit, this is not a valid metric but then again you're baiting

>>7663329
I'm not Sens.

>>7663238
scared? you should be.

>>7664606
and i love you for it *mhwa*

>>7663530
Boop* pinched your nose, haha

>>7664632
ok wrong twin

>>7664637
Should i draw my own pfp cause no one ever kisses me

>>7664662
yes

>>7664681
is a sketch enough?

>>7664698
And this is why nobody wants to kiss you. At least colour it.

>check notification
>there are comments from months ago that I didnt even notice.
I'm sorry to anyone who left a comment that I havent replied to. Maybe I'm dumb or something but I swear they werent there before. I promise I'm not ignoring you.

>>7664705
now i dont know what subject to draw

they're gone....your comment could have saved them....

I'm tired of drawing skulls, should have been 4-5 days.

>>7664456
>>7664459
thanks. I was hoping I had another day oh well

>>7663819
it's actually FA more and more these days.
if the bored, unfucked and SSRI binging roastie brigade wants to take a shot at the diaper fur community, I say let them lol.
I hope they enjoy getting doxxed and endless FedEx deliveries of shit filled adult pampers

Hahhh... Not a single person in the self portraits looks like I imagined. Not even the genders match. Maybe I shouldn't have looked after all, why can't you all just stay anime girls in my head...

>>7664769
Details please. I want to know what you were expecting.

>>7664631
Actually I don't think so
I saw a whore get $100k to remodel her kitchen from a high end client from a confessional reddit
And they seem to have better than average health and immune systems (or else they wouldn't be able to stomach this work)
I can see why people hate them. They live life on easy mode

>>7664794
i think its not possible to claim whores have it easy as a blanket statement when some are trafficked and/or not high end at all

>>7664794
This is like .0001% tho

I’m happy with my post today, hope someone will notice it and say nice things

Damn did you guys see Anon's post today?
I feel like they're finally finding their groove and getting the hang of things, you love to see it

>>7665004
I noticed that but I didn't want to say anything

SPY IS NOT OUR SPY

>>7665020
DEMOMAN IS A SPY

>>7664445
Where does raping my ai waifu go?

>>7664769
You didn't expect most people to be balding neckbeards?

>>7664769
Funnily enough if you check the sexuality tier list
>>7645687 everyone's gender so far ,except maybe Fence, was called right before the challenge even started

>>7665099
a good number of us have already done a self portrait so it's not "called", that anon just did his homework.

>>7665099
i guess i should be glad people think my self portrait is a girl if it makes them not notice any mistakes

>>7665131
oh, you're a gay femboy, post bussy

>>7665135
That femboy wasn't lying that buddy can squirt...

>>7664769
pfft yeah right, what are you talking about bro, next you're gonna tell me cavalier isn't an actual horse

>>7665131
>>7665135
who are we talking about?

>>7665182
i assume it's qalb since he's the one giving the most androgynous vibes

>>7665193
That makes sense, i feared they meant orangexcess. I wouldve shot myself if they are male.

>>7665195
the crush schizo is here, put me on your v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶ crush list too!

How was it a known fact that orangeexcess is not a man, I feel like I am the only one out of the loop before the self portrait challenge. Are you all just socially skilled enough to extract that by pure vibes from blogposts?

only women yap that much tb h, and cras i guess

>>7665197
Im not the crush schizo. Im just envious.

>>7665204
If the blogpost is a very annoying sob story it's a man, if it's about something you don't give a shit about it's a woman, anything else it's a trans person

which dad is the least ticklish

>>7665272
wad, he'd pretend to be the most ticklish cause he's a psychopath but he'd be the least ticklish one in actuality

>>7665287
There is nothing worse than a ticklefaker

>all women
what were they doing at rollover?

>>7665306
Touching grass

>>7665306
getting that divorce

I wake up in the morning and pray the pakis and other shitskins decimating brits finally get sens for being a clueless ignorant retarded white bitch and calli for being a westernized faggot woman who thinks she has human rights in her own religion

>>7665322
I dont get the calli hate. Did she do anything that is worthy of even having a negative opinion? Surely the shit eating was a little bit out there and not to my taste, but it doesnt warrant any harassment.

when a challenge doesn't have a custom badge it's an instant turn-off honestly. like how hard is it to pull an image off google or better yet, draw it yourself

>>7665162
femboy squirt is shit like feces
>>7665193
yes

>>7665354
all the challenges have badges, you're not seeing them cause you have safe content mode on and the challenges have an explicit level

>>7665306
i was drawing a commission and completely forgot to upload, commission me and i will gladly lose my streak again

>>7665211
i do all three and i am male. your classfifications don't work on me (the master blogposter)
i also suspect that these classifications don't work on spergs. some spergs never blogpost and some blogpost way too much, and some that blogpost a lot at once and then go months without blogposting. doesn't seem to have anything to do with gender or low functioning high functioning distinction. i know a lot of autists

>>7665357
femboy shart...mmm..

please don't leave forever indi

>>7665573
Try summoning him whenever it feels right.
Don't force it. You'll know when the time is right.

>>7665327
xe is british

>>7665392
You are annoying
You fit in the male category

>>7665829
i don't think i'm that annoying...
>>7665847
i did not post this just to make it clear

>>7665883
Men should be seen and not heard

why are you guys bickering about boys/girls being icky like school children, just draw!

Is /DAD/ brave enough to make this sloppy fat wet pussy I just painted the next OP?

>>7666067
i clicked the image not reading the text without my glasses and i thought it was a really juicy meat-sandwich and i got kinda hungry ngl

>>7666067
Looks scary

>>7666064
I will draw you getting pregnant

>>7666110
You don't even know who i am!

>>7665306
freaking out about the ID leak

>>7666118
Yes I do. You are 7666118 poster

>>7666067
There's no way you didn't use the Beneviento baby as reference for that. Scorn contraption looking ass pussy. That's the kind of shit you see crawling towards you in a Caelid cave. Fuck that (figuratively, of course). Kind of shit to pop out of a ganado's neck if you shoot them enough.

>>7666245
kek! it's just a comm of someone's OC I swear

>>7665392
Master blogposter? There's only a handful of people that blogpost regularily and I don't think any of them are male.

>>7666284
There are a couple male blogposters

>>7666217
Bus driver? The safety regulations on this board have gone downhill.