Thread 211753214

chicken boy edition

mad how

beer

janny get over here

>>211753252
Baby ugly asl no hate to him tho rest in peace little man fewer horrors in the afterlife im sure

>>211753294
right well thats not a very nice thing to say about a baby that got raped to death is it

ah yes janny is a barely functioning retard and therefore unable to enforce the rules consistently
haha silly me I forgot

>>211753336
You know the rules.... if you're not janny you're little people

>>211753313
Probably not really raped to death I think the italian turkaboo cryptonazi is just sensationalizing an already horrible CSA and murder case
but yeah you’re right…

>>211753252
there's no way I can and will ever accept homos, sex crimes notwithstanding. it's the utter faggotness of their faces. they all have something wrong with their face which make them look like little snidy bitch boys. they shouldn't be allowed anywhere in society desu with their gay faces, and if anything it should be completely legal to punch their smirking disgusting faggot heads in (except for the ones that get off on that sort of thing, there's other options for that)

mad how your brain can go to the past and time travel

>>211753365
oh, be nice

Saw some guy taking pictures of my cat as people often do, went out to say hello

Started talking to him, he's an American guy from San Diego or San Franciso or something and he's consultant giving a speaking tour across Britain and he's doing a talk in my city about business employee retention

Said he'd been to every US state and met a load of famous musicians

My cat does open up interesting moments

>>211753336
fuck you you bootlicking knob jockey getting upset at "early news" on "4chan" all made up words grow up

>>211753349
you're getting banned soon faggot
go cry about it

>>211753373
Yeah and can go to fictional worlds and hypothetical scenarios

>>211753394
Rare npc event

>>211753373
mine can see the future where you die a virgin

>>211753400
yeah right explain why some people should get warnings and bans for doing it and not others
janny is a scum and he's going to get fucked

>>211753365
Gayface is real.

>>211753429
i think you might be thinking about these things a bit too much x

So is Romanian face

chicken boy edition

>It Ain't Me instrumental starts playing

KINO
I
N
O

coffeeberg sipped
runtoil looms

>>211753444
I think you might be ready to die
if that's what it takes for you to stop posting on 4chan

>>211753409
stfu colonial

>>211753429
get a life you seething cunt this isn't the UN

bro did not get the memo

bingo bango bongo i'm so happy in the congo i refuse to gooooo

Don’t let this little rat represent the rest of us yanks, we’re already bad enough so don’t start thinking we’re *that* bad!

>>211753475
Too right.

*eats 10 eggs a day*

>>211753481
>get a life
says the ugly little monkey who does it for free teehee

>>211753478
>>211753497
log off before your impotent sperg rage consumes you

>>211753493
stfu vpn freak

Poos are so much easier to pass now that I've been eating more fiber and staying hydrated x

>>211753433
yeah it's a genetic condition, mormons also have it often but because they are religious they repress their gay urges (or do it in top secret)

>>211753503
you can't tell me what to do you stinky cocksucker fuck off lmao

>>211753535
sad, angry little man

>wahhhh boohoohoo you're RUINING my shit thread! nooooo!
hahahahahah little fucking monkey goblin retard australian hahahah

>>211753488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYj5o4kQsXs

Um sorry sweaty, but the crucifix necklace stays on during intercourse.

>>211753525
Reckon I need a break from the ol' 4chan, thought this post was about indians for a minute you see

The Ghana Drunkards Association has issued a three-week ultimatum to the government to reduce the prices of alcoholic beverages in the country, citing the recent appreciation of the cedi against the dollar and other major currencies.

The Association has threatened that its 16.65 million members nationwide may stage a massive demonstration if the prices are not reduced after the ultimatum expires.

imageboard poast imagers

>>211753599
sloo

>>211753560
*Does a hardhitting investigative series on how they in fact do not make it in the Congo*

>>211753587
fun country desu, even the biggest autist on this website would be smothered in thick Ghana booty as soon as he sets foot outside of the airport

posting the images on the imageboard yay

>>211753656
I'd really like to fuck a gypsy one day

could never go to america cos i'd just start instinctively swinging at cunts the minute i step off the plane

unironically though this website is as garbage as most of you are
that's why you post here

>>211753693
go to bed bro

>>211753679
you'd get shot before one of your limp wristed slaps connected

there's an american at my work and everything she says sounds like she's performing it for an audience

>>211753252
virtually every homosexual is a paedophile. paedophilia is mostly a homosexual thing
paedophilia is actually rare among normal(straight) people

That's why I'd release the emus first

pov you wake up in turkey

>>211753701
uh where do you think I am right now

>>211753693
>>211753722
geninely cant even tell if you're trying to fit in or you're actually mad

>>211753735
that's because all you watch is american movies and television so you associate the accent with performers

in the car, off with horseberg for some jump competition

gaming while listening to northernlion clips and drinking 100% pure water

>>211753718
screaming

ey cody dude the mawderation on this bawerd like totally sucks dawg its like a total bummer man im gonna go jag off my cawk with some loob see you later bro

>>211753760
have you looked at your own flag recently hun? get a clue

>>211753760
wanna find out bruce

children and dogs were getting it and as soon as it was revealed that it could only be transmitted through sex monkepox suddenly stopped existing and the mainstream media stopped talking about it and pretended like it never existed

>>211753773
british etiquette is too subtle for the yank to grasp

>>211753693
Tried using twitter the last couple weeks but I still don't really understand it. My home feed is pure drivel: yank politics, hot topic propaganda from the left/right, Elon Musk drivel, football news, facebook boomer shite. Coupled with the fact I know other people are seeing different feeds, curated to them.

I don't know how to enter pockets of discussion like you would on another website. Yeah I know I can comment on a post but I don't want to post my comment in a sea of 3,000 comments on an existing post. When I'm on 4chan or reddit I know where I am, I know what thread I'm in and I can see all the other posts.

Evidently there is something I'm not getting as people say thousands of 4channers have left here for twitter over the years. If 4chan-esque discussions are happening there, I am too much of a boomer to find them. I need to stay here because I understand how to use this website with it's 2004 HTML + CSS format.

>>211753774
Hope you get thrown and your head gets pushed down into your chest and then you have to wear a dummy head to go out in public

>>211753786
I talk like this but I don't use lube when jerking off.

>>211753786
Don’t reckon I’ve ever used lube to jerk off.

happy dmc5 day

katy waking up, empty galaxy gas canisters all around x

>>211753831
>>211753833
these niggas never experienced the glory of a slippery wank

>>211753820
most of twitter are people shouting shite into the ether, never to be seen
>>211753830
um

Yanks like tipping and males begin tipping at birth if you get me

Father's day today

I haven't spoken to my father in about 7 months. Last I heard he's got cancer and his stitches tore open recently and he had to go back to the hospital in agony.

Hahaha. This will be his first father's day in nearly 30 years without any children or grandchildren present. His first father's day since giving up on fatherhood. I on the other hand will be going to some expensive restaurant with my sister, brother in law, and my nieces.

How's your father's day going to go?

>>211753786
genuinely can't make heads or tails of this post

>>211753898
might have a wank to dilf porn

>>211753902
of course you can’t, you’re a yank

>>211753902
reckon theres a lot that goes over your head mate

>>211753898
qrd on your dad

>>211753940
your mothers tongue goes over my head repeatedly if you get my drift ;)

had my contact lenses for a week now but I don't think they're working right as things don't seem as focused as they did with glasses and also I get slight vertical double vision with the lenses

I've given them a week to bed in and it's still happening. Need to call the opticians and go back and complain to them that they've fucked up somehow. Taking the lenses in/out is fine now but I don't think it's meant to be like this vision wise. I want it to be like when I'm wearing glasses, clear and sharp.

might clean the whip

>>211753964
She's a slut

>>211753938
be quiet now my little swedish chef

i feel you /brit/... every beat

>>211753973
mumsy bought me one of those handheld car hoovers

never used it as I can't be arsed

yanks cant wank without lube

>>211753993
are you black?

>>211753982
her stench holes may be slutty for anyone but her tongue is for my knob only x

>>211754013
your mom's spit works just fine

>>211754013
you know this from experience I imagine

might suck a 'fefe

wanks cant yank without lube

Brisbane, I love you, but you're bringing me down

>>211753954
brain damaged freak who invested nothing in his children and undermined them and then cut them out in adulthood at the behest of his mentally ill wife who wanted to steal her daughter's children to have a do-over in life

About to take nasty kebab shit

>>211753898
my dad died in 2023 i miss him a bit he was a good bloke

ever shag your sisters arsehole?

no more yanky my wanky THE DONGER NEED FOOD

oriental women always have a fringe because they don't want people to see their massive foreheads

>>211753993
the aura from this post is crazy

>>211754079
how do you know this

>>211754084
there he is

>>211754029
>>211754039
you niggas get carpet burn on yo dick if you wank without lube

one conspiracy theory i wholeheartedly believe is that circumcision as an infant is so traumatic that it irreversibly fucks up a person's mind for life which is why yanks are the way they are

>>211754056
Is mentally ill wife your mum and is said daughter the sister you're going to the restaurant with?

>>211754112
That is correct

>>211754084
Adolf Catler

anyone remember how gay the threads got last nite lol x

>>211754110
is it a conspiracy?

you're not going to trick me into talking about daddy's foreskin again

>>211754093
just by looking at them

>>211754128
Did she get caught with a joint and then the magistrate told them to bugger off when they applied for custody or something like that

>>211754110
i believe western countries can be in debt

>>211754160
but if the fringe are hiding the forehead how you know this

Feel very sad that I was born into this gay age.

Had I been born 80 years earlier I would've been in the Einsatzgruppen.

>>211754079
went to a chinese in berlin and heard 2 asian students a few tables away "talking" to each other in partially broken english using terms like low key and vibes it was the most bizarre thing ive ever heard

>>211754225
they put our man in prison for this

>>211754205
>*dies of polio at age 6*

bite and sniff foot

not close to either of my parents at all but once they both pass away there will be nothing to anchor me in life

it'll just be me toiling among strangers who hate me for being a weird cunt. Reckon it'll be a good time for the ol' 'cide then.

>>211754201
because you can see behind it look it's massive

the toil freaks will be back at toil first thing tomorrow
hahahhahaha toil freaks

>>211754175
No basically my parents wanted to see their grand children with no rules or boundaries or anything and then cut my sister out when my sister tried to in any way assert her position as the parent

I spent a lot of time and effort trying to reconcile them but my mother was adamant about not having my sister back as "she'll never change" and then cut me out when I told her to stop threatening to cut people out

My parents cut out their children and grandchildren as a move, basically

>>211754304
those are tits

>>211754307
https://i.postimg.cc/660YqZSt/20250615-115313.jpg
Stuck.

>>211754270
why don't you get a one way plane ticket to the congo and go on adventures instead

>>211754270
I thought the same but when I realised my parents didn't love me I changed my tune. I want to see them die

wait today is sunday? hhaha I thought all day it yesterday it was sunday and I thought the day before was saturday
what the fuck is happening

get the niggers pulverised into a thin glue

>>211754328
they've probably got kids by now

>>211754324
people in my own city, in my own country, of my own race, think I'm a weird cunt within seconds of setting their eyes upon me

somehow I doubt I'd fair any better in the deepest congo

>>211754364
even morgan freeman?

>>211754367
I dunno mate, not sure it all worked out how the lad in the hat wanted it to.

just laid a smelly brown egg

>>211754395
he can narrate the pulverisation footage then go last

>>211754307
i literally can't argue with this

>>211754304
she is facetuning her head to look bigger like an anime woman
that's why it looks like that

>>211754389
not sure what your point is

a 7 day cruise

>>211754450
good pot noodle flavour

>>211754436
Stop. Apply. Russian.

>>211754356
Mine are both crap parents in their own way. Strong argument to be made that neither of them should ever have had children and questions to be raised as to why either of them ever thought themselves capable of successfully raising kids.

I'm in contact with them but really we are strangers to one another. The conversations are brief, polite, empty.

monitoring events in tel aviv and Tehran closely in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

>>211754360
does that mean you skipped work on friday?

mad that you can force someone into existence just by having sex and then they have the burden of life thrust upon them

a shower a shave a pube trimming a plan a journey

>>211754506
In most cases they retain the ability to commit suicide and completely crush the parents in the process though.

Off tomorrow and Tuesday aren't I

My life is a straight up damn movie

>>211754494
they're all dancing to my smelly incel tune

Can't stress how grim it is working at a car company

>>211754568
I work at a car insurance company

>>211754497
work?

>>211754605
is this real???/

israel will rape the whirlwind

>>211754605
TikTok.

>>211754612
um um um

>>211754609
eye couldn't tell you mate

On the cans of brewdog at 10am on a sunday

pakistan zindabad

pakistan zindabad

>>211754644
Eating a Poo.

Live in very rural somerset and suggendly since 2022 there are wogs everywhere, it's over

>>211754672
Boriswave arrivals.

>>211754672
b o r i s w a v e

is Bali worth visiting?

umcord

its just not the same anymore

no one should ever have to poo
it's disgusting

>>211754710
Died.

>>211754715
it's a shame that all those pretty women out there poop and have stinky butts and farts every day

Orded a sausage baguette, bacon sarnie and coffee from the local greasy spoon on justeat
Fat boy brekkie

>>211754744
its a wonder is what it is

writhing and wriggling in the worm dimension

>>211754763
Deal.

>>211754763
screm

>>211754752
cost?

>>211754638
could do with a pint me after last night but im stronger than that

>>211754752
Thank you for supporting illegal immigration!

white people on the dance floor be like >>211754763

>>211754795
£15

>>211754831
Fine.

Can't think of anything more guardianista-y than brewdog. IPAs in general.

>>211754802
Love it

hope ww3 breaks out in the next 23 hours so I don’t have to go to may gay globohomo office job surrounded by w*men, browns and literal real life trannies please god grant me this

cloþes

>>211754456
get RKO'd

>>211754845
I had an angry argument with chatgpt yesterday

>>211754845
:(

how can anyone enjoy weed you wake up the next morning feeling groggy and shit

still giggling at this its so funny

one for the bruce who likes seals

https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1749934332381016.webm

>>211754903
you smoked the wrong weed

>>211754909
how do i get a wife like this?

Sperg and virge here, have a chance to fuck a fat bird, do I do it?

>>211754920
go to the beach

>>211754908
wasn't it something to do with his girlfriend fucking david sylvian or something? weird

>>211754936
only if she doesn't smell bad

>>211754920
be a seal

>>211754831
Could've bought sausages, bacon, tiger baguette and a loaf of bread for about half of that and cooked it yourself. But you're too fucking lazy I guess?

poo seal

>>211754920
lie in bed farting posting drivel on 4chan all day and wanking to child por... loli drawings on gelbooru

>>211754909
this is not nice :(

>>211754958
Dope.

Had a diabolical last week. Fucked my back up, was literally screaming for 3 days. Recovered a little now I got the flu and all my joints hurt, I feel sick and I'm boiling.

Shits fucked

>>211754936
Go for it. Might fix the virge in you

>>211754919
What do you mean

>>211754951
I'm hungover and back on the cans

>>211754971
aw

>>211754936
promiscuous sex is immoral and will land you in hell

>>211754971
you need drugs

>>211754965
webm is mainly about the arse rather than the animal forced live in captivity and perform tbf

>>211754984
you shouldn't feel like that the next day
that's not normal

>>211754996
hell doesn't exist

>>211754996
Get to fuck christcuck

>>211755018
it is still sad

>>211755040
I want to achieve full Anglo-Saxon phenotype with no Indian tutorial.

lying in bed screaming

>>211755059
When?

>>211755033
ew can you not
promiscuous sex is not healthy for anyone's body spirit heart soul or mind
sex should never be used for entertainment or ego fulfillment
very unhealthy

crazy that gary isn't short for garold or something

shit bait won't even give it a (You)

>>211755073
Pharaoh.

>>211755076
Gareth?
Garret?

Garothon Glitter

>>211755040
tell you what's not sad: the arse on her

look at ME gary

Garoid

time for salicylic acid on the scalp then a shower to hopefully treat the scalp psoriasis i developed as a result of the covid vaccines

Sloppa is here

Garc Glarkson

>>211755114
Russian.

geremy gorkson

it's like how you can only go to bed with aidan quinn if you love him and he loves you and you're going to get married

Get a paki pizza booked

what is the charge? enriching uranium? succulent Persian uranium?

>>211755178
Match.

>>211755159
Bit early isn't it lad

In Lithuania lol it's class

>>211755187
No.

>>211755202
bros in lithuania

want to play WoW again :/

>>211755202
Stay there, slavoid.

Diversity in action
https://x.com/thegriftreport/status/1934147613131243687

Mad how leftypol wants his country to be a shit hole so he can show how tolerant he is of it being a shit hole

Simply not clicking links to twitter, /gif/, youtube, or anywhere outside of /int/.

don't @ me,
don't gas me,
don't make man pop pop, from the gat, seen?
don't make a man cop black taxi,
jamaican man, cop that tracksuit

Going to touch two cats next week

>>211755230
funny this phrase 'say it like it is', i've noticed it can be translated to something else that more accurately describes it. see it used everywhere

Daily reminder that Queer Starmer is a homosexual who is effectively separated from his wife and that pack of Ukrainian "male models" who rampaged around west London torching his property were rent boys. Also he is married to a Jew and their kids are being brought up as Jews which you weren't allowed to know at the general election.

>>211755359
i touch two black cats, that's an ebony threesome

homosexuality is a dangerous mental disorder

playing geoguessr against rorke and clicking directly on his house in every single round

welp there's my driving licence gone
thought this road was a 30 but apparently it's a 20 now
did 28 both there and back so that's 3 points each way
shall be getting a letter in 2 weeks to say i'm disqualified for sure
might go for a few joy rides to make it worth it

Hurt me arse putting me sisters barbie doll up it. Shan’t be trying it again, may need a dildo

>>211755396
you still banking this tired drum rorke

>>211755394
all these pajeets, they be regrettin' the chopper,
i be the money terminator, bitch, i get to the guap

>>211755359
https://youtu.be/UIDBSFIw_2g

Does not the potter have the right to make out of the same lump of clay some pottery for special purposes and some for common use?

Get in the sun and sunbathe ffs

>>211755430
annoying people to get a reaction is zoomer tiktoker behaviour. he isn't auditing anything.

>>211755023
Do you think I smoked

>>211755430
He's not even British. He needs to go back.

>>211755455
seems he got a reaction out of you

wanked twice

>>211755469
my reaction is to people's reaction thinking he's based

>>211755471
whomst'd?

>>211755430
mad how they always take the bait

>>211755464
Do you think I smoked spice ***

>>211754937
>>211754948

mad that south africa had nukes

I like wanking over traps, transsexuals, femboys which is weird because I'm a hundred percent straight

>>211755522
stay goated

Why won’t you guys let us be an independent country :( I hate the union hack

im literaly niles from fraser

did poo wank shower in reverse today

>>211755543
what so you can be taken over by china sooner?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx270vklvv7o

Israel knows how to do propaganda

Wonder what poo seals up to now

>>211754328
black qweenz in the back wanted the white D

>>211755502
I don't know
spice is just plant material sprayed with synthetic thc as far as I'm aware
there probably are some assholes out there spraying the weed they're selling with synthetic thc
my only experience with synthetic thc was from some shitty delta 9 whatever petrol station vape pen which claimed it was cbd only (it wasn't) and yeah it didn't feel great, but I don't particularly remember feeling groggy the next morning
maybe that could be the cause if you were really hitting it a lot though idk

>>211755573
Yes, I love Chinese food

Might do a spot of bottoming

>>211755577
BBC covering this like a holocaust just happened

New brit
>>211749162
>>211749162
>>211749162

>>211755607
oh fair enough

>>211755577
according to the zionist-run health ministry

been to three festivals and without fail i spaffed in the toilets because all the girls are like this

new

>>211755665

>>211755665

>>211755665

>>211755659
Why not nut in the girls instead of the loo?

>>211755659
Really annoying that you're not allowed to touch them