The promised Magyar-gf edition

Colonised : >>212092782

First in Brunoid's thread

>>212129671 (OP)

>>212129706

Got a new match, awaiting the "come on instagram" message.

>>212129671 (OP)

>>212129833

>>212129811
Racial classification of this latest match?

>>212129892
White

>>212129892
Why is that relevant?

Racism scum

Just in case

You know those cheap deodorants advert where thousands of women want some dude? they're not actors, it's just portuchad in a mask

@Catnigga
Why are you bongs like this?
>>212114250
>>212114424

Also,
>>212129892
Remember that company that makes the bajtra liqueur that has other flavours as well? I have yet to try this but I can bet it is great.

>>212129911
Bonne chance et tout les succes.
>>212129960
Data collection purposes. Also, everyone in /med/ who uses dating apps seems to go for brown girls for some reason.
>>212129992
Most (you)s I've gotten on /int/ in a long time. In reality, I'm not sure why that thing is attached to the window - probably some baby lock that they didn't take off.

>>212130044
>In reality, I'm not sure why that thing is attached to the window
kek

>>212130043
>almond liqeuer
I bet it smells fantastic. I've tried something similar before, but it was from Italy and I can't remember its name.
Are you going to buy some if you see it while out on your woolks?

>>212130044
>Most (you)s I've gotten on /int/ in a long time.
Wait, that was (you)?
KEK

>>212130043
To answer your question.
I think EN-MT-IT is grim because it should be MT-EN-IT.

she waited that i text first to tell me to go on insta
unmatched, simple as

>>212130135
It is already bought and in the fridge.
>>212130136
Yeah, that is true, but the fact that Maltese is on the label is already eye-catching, given that it is not something guaranteed to begin with, and I'm talking about local products here.

Hello /med/ders, my parents and I went to the mountains to escape the heat and also so I can study in peace, and in fact it is bearable at least but we're at fucking 1300mt and it's still hot

>>212130184
What a bitch, what a terrible time to look for a relationship

>>212130136
Is this supposed to be funny?

>>212130213
You need to go higher. Our mountains are at a cozy 30 degrees this week (2000m).

>>212130184
>tell me to go on insta
But why?
Unironically asking this question, not just baiting.

>>212130281
Yh. I just like her cause I think she's cute.

>>212130136
Yes, I was just lonely and wanted some (You)s.
>>212130203
>It is already bought and in the fridge.
Oh, well then evening cannot come soon enough.
I can't stand the taste of most alcohols, but I do have a fondness for liqueurs. A shame that they have such a mind-bogglingly large amount of calories in them - one glass of Baileys is the equivalent of a small meal.

>>212130399
I mostly like wine and liqueur. Moderation is the key.

>>212130399
>88 (you)s
Woah, look at big boy over there.

>>212130341
to have one more sub and see if i'm retarded to buy crypto o algo i guess

>>212130281
>Our mountains are at a cozy 30 degrees this week (2000m).
Grim

>tfw most (You) on one post was like 50

>>212130894
Who cares about getting approval from 4chudders

>>212130910
gotta feel appreciated sometimes

>>212130399
Once a couple of years ago with a friend of mine we had 2 bottles of Bailey's at like 7PM, it was an interesting night

>>212130976
>t. sexhaver

>scrool /pol/ and /r9k/
>get demoralized
I unironically deserved that for being so retarded no cap.

>>212130552
I see.

>>212131016

Stupid sexy small milf

>>212131366
Stupid*, that's that

>>212131022
>pic
Americans are insane

>>212131366
>getting your country destroyed by an old man with a cool 'stache
:(
>getting your country destroyed by a hag with large tits
:)

>>212131681

>>212131366
She has the looks of the kind of woman that one would seek her attention and help her out with chores and stuff because she is the weirdly attractive mature lady out from the neighbourhood and then go home and it would be a miracle if this hypothetical helper doesn't furiously wank it to her and then shower in shame.

>>212131835

>>212131835
Peculiar post

A girl told me my chest has become too big.
I feel cheated by Andaluzanon.

Anyway, stuck on 68kg now but my lifts have gone up, so I’m good.

>>212131957
>A girl told me my chest has become too big.
She wants you to stop training chest because she does not want other cardio bunnies staring at your milkers.
Also,
>A girl told me
Fucking fakecels.

>>212131957
Can you describe exactly how that conversation happened?

>>212131957
are you bloatmaxxing?
I have never heard of a wamers that didn't like lean muscle

>>212132667
He's 68 kg he's a twink.

>>212132716
then that woman is a dyke and he should not associate with they/them

>>212132829
*scratch*

I had gnocchi with butter and cheese for lunch

>>212132829

>>212133093
I sometimes miss playing TF2 desu. I'd spend hours playing mindlessly on CTF maps.

>>212132959
Grim.

>>212132959
I am sensing a trend with food posted here and the colour white.

>>212132147
>know girl at work, don’t see her often, our paths cross
>hi anonette, how have you been?
>hi anon, fine, and I can see you’ve been putting some additional work *stares at chest*
>hmm yes I guess
>just make sure not to overtrain or you’ll end up needing a bra
>*fumbles* ahah yeah, wife made me wear one of her bras and said I looked cute so now I’m indulging her by trying to get a chest as big as I can
>right, sure anon

>>212132667
No, I currently have abs.

>>212132716
Don’t slander us short kangz please.

>>212133122
It's not like the game stopped existing, you can play it
>>212133156
I wonder what the connection is

>>212133171

>>212132959
Tastefully simple, but andaluz would tell you need more brotein.

>>212133171
That doesn't mean you've been told your chest look too big.

>>212133265
Uh oh, neurodivergent moment!

>>212133181
>It's not like the game stopped existing, you can play it
True.
>I wonder what the connection is
Who knows.

>>212133283
He literally hasn't been told that his chest is too big.
The woman complimented his progress and then made a joke about his chest possibly getting too big.

>>212132959
What is this lunch for ants.
How are you supposed to become big if you eat this little.

>>212133402

>>212133536
That's literally what you described.

>>212133171
>>ahah yeah, wife made me wear one of her bras and said I looked cute so now I’m indulging her by trying to get a chest as big as I can

>>212133402
autism moment

>>212133559
Was it too much spaghetti? kek

>>212133546
I’d say you need to read between the lines.

>>212133614
>Was it too much spaghetti?
lol yeah a bit
but its funny

i can see my house from here

>>212129796
black cats are fascinating creatures

>Getting silently judged by grandpaberg
Ouch.

>>212132959
Would eat.

>>212133672
another terrible take from this bozo

>>212133614
She was complementing you, if she told you your chest has become too big, that would mean she told you your chest is unattractive because it has too much size, but for what you describe in >>212133171 she never said your chest is unattractive because of its size.

>>212133672
I don't get what he's trying to say.

>>212133730
this has to be bait

>>212133763
No, it's not bait.
Portuchad wanted to humble brag again and I'm calling him out on it.

>>212133707
>Getting silently judged by grandpaberg
What was the /v/eredict?

Ok, gonna play.

>>212133778
Right, sure anon.

>>212133912
>oh my science you get paid a nice wage? and even outearn those who have a degree?
>ehm sweetie akhctually it does not matter as you have no degree therefore you're dumb or however the pension is paid

>>212134062
>you have no degree therefore you're dumb
Did he work for human ressources in France?

>>212134094
He was a teacher just like my grams.
It's just that they were raised like that y'know. Having a degree means more than not having to start saving at the end of the month because you already spent your shekels.

>>212134094
In every country it seems.

Always fun seeing degree havers seething at tradies getting rich by the way.

ungrimming the thread

>>212134265
Brunoid, you outdid yourself.

>>212134265
congratulations on using a color camera

>>212133122
they managed to get rid of a lot of the bots lately it's a good time to check it out again

>>212134265
France is healing.

>>212134062
His opinion is worthless then, if you are making good money working from home who the fuck cares about a degree

>>212134293
>>212134319
how dare you

>>212134380

>>212134265
Looks decent

>>212134265
Fucking finally

>>212134265
Not white enough.
>>212134323
I noticed. That's good.

>>212134361
>His opinion is worthless
Still hurts a bit ngl tbf desu bussin' senpai ong fax no printer.

>A study into potential serious side effects of weight loss jabs has been launched after hundreds of people reported problems with their pancreas.
>The Medicines and Healthcare Regulatory Agency (MHRA) and Genomics England are asking people on weight loss drugs who have been hospitalised by acute pancreatitis to get in touch.
>There have been hundreds of reports of acute and chronic pancreatitis from people who have taken drugs such as Mounjaro, Ozempic and Wegovy, although none are confirmed as being caused by the medicines.
I knew it was too good to be true.

Hay fields

>>212135080
looks worse tho

>>212135248
erm

>>212135248
>

>>212135248
Australian tourist

>>212135248
mad aussie cunt

>>212135290
>>212135326
>>212135327
>>212135379
It's my chinkphone's fault

>>212135080
Ah, what a qt.
>>212135248
Photograph by Mussolini.

>>212135548
>Photograph by Mussolini.

>>212135248
>tfw emilio left the anti-gravity machine on again

>>212135548
lol

>>212135548
>Photograph by Mussolini.
kek

>>212135548
Kek

>>212135080
Ahhhhh she could be some qt from your neighbourhood that you once run into and fucks your brain up.

>>212135548
Lol

I am glad to see that the servers that I used to play on are still alive and well lol.
>>212135597
Kek.

>>212135069
There are no shortcuts.
You can't replace a proper diet and workout schedule.

https://files.catbox.moe/1truw8.mp4
bros graduated , they're now offically civil engineers, after 5 years of hard work

yesterday was pretty fun

>>212135548

Gman exposed.

Wasted another day.

>212136476
Congrats.

>>212136476
Congrats.

>>212137779
>no rock
Fucking newfag

>>212137850
Did you watch Summertime Render?
If so it wasn't wasted.

>>212137850
same

>>212137916
>Did you watch Summertime Render?
I was lifting, slacking, and sleeping in the afternoon so far. Still felling tired as I could not sleep enough during the nighttime. Could not wage in the morning because I was doomscrooling, could not wage in the early afternoon because gramps was visiting, and won't wage now as it's already late to start. and I'm absolutely not in the mood to start anyway.
I will nonetheless watch summertime render but I'm shaving my face and jerking off first.

>>212138163
Shaving in the evening? I always shave in the morning when my face is still fresh and relaxed

>>212138163
>Still felling tired as I could not sleep enough during the nighttime
What? You went to sleep at 9pm yesterday

>>212136476
based
Good job anon

>>212138262
I always shave in the evening, because I can get naked and immediately take a shower afterwards, since the sink is in the same room as the shower.

>>212138484
let it grow and take part in a shariah patrol

>>212138262
I have the facial hair growth of a babby and even though I have not shaved in like 4 days, you still can't notice that I'm not clean shaven if you stand more than half a metre away from me. It's some genetic shit, not hormonal, and idk what causes this but I'm not complaining that much, even though it would be nice to try growing it out once. Maybe I just grow armpit hair instead as that's a fucking jungle fr fr.
>in the evening?
When the sweat gets into the invisible small cuts when lifting now that's fucking annoying no cap, so I usually shave after coming home or in the early afternoon.

>>212138345
>9pm
I scrooled until 10:30 cuz I was not tired, then when I went to bed I could not sleep for another hour. Then I woke up at 5 AM.

>>212138262
Also, forgot to add in the previous post even though I wanted to.
I only shave twice a week.

>>212137779

>>212138523
did you watch arcane nigga, i assume you did but not sure (regarding the edish)

>>212138484
Quod Catnigga placuit, habet vigorem legis
>>212138523
Mine also grows quite slowly, I shave once every two days usually

>>212138523
Your sleeping schedule is worse than what you make us believe

Good day med, I got called in the morning by a masked number this morning speaking in arabic the, he asked me "Are you First Name/Last Name" and then he told me I did a bank trasnfer of 6.000€ to him and then I said no and I hung up the phone.

>>212138709
How did you understand it?

>>212138658
Actually my sleeping schedule is quite good, it's just that it has been kinda grim for the past 2 days, I assume because I'm mentally too tired thanks to all the pressure that's on me.

>>212138752
Because he spoke French when he realized I didn't understand him

>ancestor of relative moved out while husband stayed
>certificate mention a town named by a notary
>it doesn't seem to exist
Peculiar, I'm ROCKED

>>212138709
>even answering
I'm surprised, Momo.

>>212139142
Sometimes masked numbers can be a doctor or the police, also he called twice back to back so I thought it was something important

7/10

Good movie, but can't understand how they managed to make 240 movies after it, won't bother watching any more from the saga

>>212133669
Oh my! Mmmm... she's so cute <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsuN_ypSxUQ

>>212134265
Yummy. Can I get a list of all the ingredients that can't be deduced from the photo?

>>212135080
Sorry but "before" was better than "after"

>>212135248
Beautiful indeed

>>212138523
Neat ass

>>212138560
>I only shave twice a week.
Prove it :D

>>212138617
>I shave once every two days usually
Same in my case

>Southeast Asia mixed with Latin American
spicy admixture
would you dare take a bite of the ethnic mystery meat?

>>212140304
sexo incarnate

Don't ask me for directions; you will catch me off-guard so I will say dumb shit, my English is horrid, and I'll pull a "you too".

>>212141896

>>212142133
How many times have you pulled the "ééééée...no parle inglese, mi despiace" trick? Be honest.

>>212142507
Never.

>there is no insecurity, it's a far right myth
>there is insecurity because of the far right

>>212142904
I was reading a reddit post about how 150 peepo got stinged with syringes at the french music festival.
Then one of the upvoted comments was just casually blaming the far right because all of that happened because of them. Neolibs are truly something else.

>>212139981
>Prove it :D
Wdym, sister?

>>212140304
Uncanny face. Childish body (idk why I just can't explain why it looks childish to me)
Would not.

>>212143070
See >>212138575, you need Ambessa

Also, my chest looks so much better even though I only started doing this type of pause incline deep ROM bench only 3 weeks ago. Even 3 fucking weeks was enough to see the results.
Dr. Kike unironically is the GOAT.
Also, I'm sure that wide grip smith also has a nice effect, but that's something I just found out while fucking around.

>>212143113
Was going to reply to your post but I unironically forgot no cap.
I have not yet watched Arcane, but I do plan on watching it in the future. Just the animation being made by the French makes it worth giving it a shot, it looks nice.
>Ambessa
I would plap the gilf. Simple as.

>>212143277
>I would plap the gilf. Simple as.
you'd love some scenes fr fr

>>212143277
3 weeks seems like a small time to see much change, even for someone who's been training for less than 1 year.
But maybe they are really that goated idk.

So goddamn hot ffs, makes me want to kill some tycoons

>>212143459

>>212143474
Ok Luigi

>>212143513
Based Luigi, sad he couldn't hit someone higher up in the chain

>>212143482
What did you mean by this?

>>212143633

>>212143677
I dont understand what you meant by this either.

Also I hope that someone drowns Bezos and his whore in some canal and lets them sleep with the rats

>>212144455
I'd be angry if I was Venetian.

>>212144476
I'd be too, the city has been sold out for decades, but this is on another level

What do you think of the new Pokémon pocket cards ?

>>212143459
You probably did not see this vid so I'm posting it again fr.
>3 weeks seems like a small time to see much change, even for someone who's been training for less than 1 year.
Honestly I think it's a mix of 3 sets dr kike style incline, 3 sets wide grip smith incline, and 3 sets pec deck. All of them absolutely destroy my chest. Increased pec deck by another 2,5 kgs btw so now I'm at 85 kgs fr fr. Honestly as much as technogym sucks ass, their pec deck is pretty nice as I instead of holding it with my hands, I just push my forearms against a padded thingy, and don't even have to hold the thing with my hands. An anon on /fit/ with a really nice chest said he spams that and he does not bench at all so I started doing them again (used to hate them earlier) and holy shit are they GOATed. Technogym can nonetheless fuck off with their shitty machines.
Also I increased brotein from 140g to 180g and I assume that has an effect too. Added more fruits to my diet and it's also possible that the sugar from them also help as they are slowly metabolized instead of quickly like kinder bars.

>>212144455
I liked that big poster about taxes people unveiled in Venice

Also I read that the mayor of Venice is himself a millionaire, so no wonder he has jumped to defend Bezos's extravagance

The Almond liqueur has slightly disappointed me. I expected something more.

>>212145013
I saw it, I also saw it years ago on /fit/, had nothing to add to it so I didn't say anything.

Why do Russian twists hurt so much /med/ ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOrT5RsGEHo
They got backlash for criticizing Spaghetti eis desu

>>212146538
No idea as I don't train obliques.
Maybe I should. Idk tbf.

Ate a giant borguir ate a nice place near the beach.
Home made bread buns, homemade patty, homemade everything.
300g of meat, plus the rest.
I’m FULL (still ate all the fries on top and a beer).

I arranged a date with the pajeeta on Saturday but we didn't vibe lately. There will be irl icks and there will be ghosting.

Oohh the Kinnie Rumba is goood

Anon was right.

>>212148723
>

>>212149117
???

>>212148982
Noted. Trying it will be my goal when in Malta

>>212148723
Even if you are destined to never become one from two, perhaps you can still give her the big willard before you part ways forever.

>>212149311
Stop saying she ghosted you because she didn't answer for 10 minutes, the it's over/we're so back is tiresome

Renoir is a cool name

>>212149957
We wouldn't want to tire out the poor little sexhaver, now would we?

>>212150018
Kind off

>>212150301
Teasing too much is le bad

Oh, I bid farewell to the port and the land

And I paddle away from brave England's white sands

To search for my long ago forgotten friends

To search for the place I hear all sailors end

As the souls of the dead fill the space of my mind

I'll search without sleeping 'til peace I can find

I fear not the weather, I fear not the sea

I remember the fallen, do they think of me?

When their bones in the ocean forever will be

>>212151545
Good luck in the dreamscape.

gotta work tomorrow morning, life is so unfair sigh

>>212152914
thanmks

>>212137779
Kek, good shit.