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>>212146277Convict edition
>>212151631 (OP)he's innocent
free him
With my wife I can do nothing right
Idea: using French outside of Quebec as a Canadian in-group language to communicate separately from foreigners.
>>212151706Thatโs Schizojeet
>>212151512I make 180k a year and am interviewing for a job that'll pay 230k. 300k in burgerland if I move. My life is work, nap, workout. I have a girl who I'll most likely end up marrying
Just ate my first real meal since having my tooth pulled a week ago
>>212151735But what do you do
I work like 2 hours out of my 8 hour shift wfh. IT is a meme field
Niggas bragging about $150k like it isnโt just inflated bullshit currency, and only able to afford a postmanโs โlavishโ lifestyle from 70 years ago. Maybe not even that, since youโd still need a double income to afford a non-dump house at those levels.
>>212151792Would you say Stephen Kingโs IT is realistic
150K in Canada is 40k in America
>>212151797They're lying just so you know
We used to have rich people who posted on /cum/ and they flaunted their wealth
>>212151792"IT" is a wide field there are plenty of shitty tech support jobs where you work the whole shift without a second of break being berated by old people who make 10x your net worth per hour but can't figure out where the power button on their laptop is
>>212151797seething and jelly
>>212151838more seethe and jelly
>>212151867My cousin earns about $400k and his lifestyle is living pretty much paycheque to paycheque renting a little condo with a fat Pajeeta gf. I donโt really see the point in participating in society if thatโs the best case scenario. Emigration time
Every time I stand up I get light headed
Redditpaki is LARPing again
He thinks he'll actually get a job when he graduates but little does he know there are no more codemonkey jobs
How could this happen?! Better import another 100M jeets so everyone calms down
>>212151848>get call>okay let's start by turning it off then on again>I already tried that>okay well for documented purposes I need you to do it again>they reboot again>suddenly problem is fixedwhy do they lie
>>212151955You're either anemic or dehydrated
>>212151996>MY MOUSE IS BROKEN IT GOT REPLACED LAST WEEK AND IT STOPPED WORKING AGAIN WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FIX MY COMPUTER >"Is it plugged in?">OF COURSE IT'S FUCKING PLUGGED IN>"Can you check for documentation purposes?">Oh it was unpluggedHer PC was under her desk and she kept kicking the USB out of the outlet
>>212151995>skyrocketingooof Israelis not gonna like that
hehe
itโs naughty but maybe some of you enjoy this kind of humor
>>212152068Itโs called dark humour, libtards
>>212152038My friend was an IT support worker for a university, he had to help everyone including students and staff. He'd get dumbos calling him all the time with simple stuff and he'd just mess with them. He would tell people to blow into their USB drives if they weren't working, or to open and close the CD ROM bay exactly 5 times in 10 seconds to reboot the CPU.
>>212152089I worked in IT for a bank (internal support only so not customer just other employees) it was fucking hell on earth, the number of people who will just break down and scream at you and have a mental breakdown over incredibly minor non problems is insane
All it took to make the woman not like Indians and never want to go to an Indian place again was a few videos of Indian street food and the classic bloody bastard bitch video
I just applied to an IT help desk position
>>212152149they're probably mad because it's preventing them from doing what they need to do and they'll get shit on by some faggot manager even though it was a computer problem. i know that feel personally. i don't shit on IT about it though because that's pointless.
Iโm not even IT but somehow knowing the most basic computer shit makes you an IT genius to normoids so Iโve become the IT helpdesk at work as the actual IT guy is basically never in the office
>>212152229A woman once screamed (as in actual bloody murder banshee screeched) in my ear so loud that it peaked my headphones and my ear hurt for like a week after, there was no manager or anything like that, she was mad that gifs weren't displaying for her in teams
Why did the Mexican take anxiety medication?
For Hispanic attacks!
lolololololololololololollololllloollooollooloolmao
>>212151924honestly the only reason I wanna make more money is because I want to move to NY and buy an apt there. Also, my gf is hot
>>212152263based crazy lady prioritizing memes i hope you sent her some dick pics i bet she likes to get choked and assfucked
I have a friend that makes 6 figures as an IT help desk monkey because he works in some big investment firm
WOAH
USA was like this before?
wtf what happened bros?
>>212152340Honestly good for him, but I feel like that's not even that much any.ore. I make 6 figures and I'm a no college trady
>>212152340i work at big tech and our IT help monkeys only make like 60-70k
>>212152410We started letting the Irish move here
republicucks will never admit that deporting black people would reduce crime rates far more than illegals
>>212152454want a fun fact about my country??
>>212152469I want you naked
The IT guys at my company make like 50k-90k
>>212152469i want several, don't get cheap on me.
>>212152496It's good experience
>>212152498ok here's two:
one, it's better than canada
two, you are also gay
>>212152547neither of those are fun in any way
>>212152557Yes they both are
why do we have so many internationals in this general?
>>212152490ok here's me
>>212152557maybe not for you because you are a faggot but for me they are very funny, i'm having a blast not being canadian and having a lovely sun in my flag instead of a fucking leaf
I would be fine making 70k the rest of my life if the job was low stakes
>>2121525711: Youโre a bonafide gรผey
2: chinga tu madre
>>212152593you are the protagnists of the board and we are the side characters o algo
>>212152601there is no way you are having fun as a brown thirdie you ain't foolin me pal
I unironically bought dubai chocolate and I'm going to eat it and give you a food review
Uruguay is pretty nice actually
>>212152650i'm not brown my grandparents were spanish and italian
>>212152650ur a gay is an upper tier secondie
>>212152664Go look up Montevideo on google maps
Click on any street in street view and see how long it takes for you to find grafitti
>>212152683one drop rule beaner
>>212150985theyre gone. dead.
>>212152683>I'm white!!!>I swear!!!lol this never gets old
>>212152686they're an A tier thirdie at best, there's no such thing as secondies.
>>212152695I said "pretty nice"
I'm comparing it to their fellow Latin(x/e) countries
uruguay is where I plan to flee to if the draft is reinstated
>>212152695Montevideo is a shithole full of negros.
Here's some interesting thing about uruguay actually, i realized it after reading an anon here: we are the only country on earth were the left party is the economically resposible one. Seriously. And it's not that they are economically competent, but it's that the other parties are somehow worse and even more retarded.
>>212152777You were already registered for the draft
>>212152816the right is more economically retarded than the left here
>>212152777be aware that nothing ever happens here
like the usa but worse
*twerks in your direction*
I'm in the shower :3
the hot water feels good on my back!!
>>212152831why do you think im gonna draft dodge retard
>>212152842oh really?
then we are the same
historically it has always been the other way around
weird how times change
>>212152661Dubai chocolate has been dead for two months
Imagine Jason getting drafted
>>212152853*begins walking forward swinging fists in a windmill fashion*
Listening to old Donovan records on youtube. Deffo a singles artist, though the filler is pleasant enough.
Jason would desert and join an Iranian man's harem (after the government forces him to undergo a sexchange)
Unbreak my heart
Say you love me again
Imagine Jason in a court of law asked to denounce Adolf Hitler
Jason would be medically DQ'd from service, he has the bone density of a paper plane and would die if he attempted 5 pushups.
200,000 people a year are killed by freshwater snails. how much of a bitch do you have to be to die to a snail
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony
My mom walked in on me spanking my willy
>>212152968you love me again
>>212153013Why didn't she join and play with her meow meow?
>>212153013happened to me
>>212152998Have you ever met a freshwater snail?
Donโt judge too early
when i was 13 i was smacking off to that picture of nancy spungen with her tits out in the middle of the afternoon for some reason and i got walked in on by my moms boyfriend
>>212152998you dont die to the snail you die to a worm
>>212153097It's illegal in Germany to eat more than 1 egg
They'll arrest you
Should i go to one of these ice riots just to spectate or nah
>>212153132I have never been and never will go to any europoor country
my mom does this annoying thing where she just quietly peeks her head into my room to see what im doing then walks away
I am starting to think she likes watching me nut
>>212153112For hindsight reference, women "accidentally" walk in on teenage boys on purpose. There is a reason every man alive has a 'mom/aunt/sister/babysitter/teacher walked in on me story'.
Just volunteer for the air force if you get drafted
>>212153148Reconnect with your polish roots
>>212153173i donโt. thatโs how much of a truecel i am
professional porn doesn't do anything for me anymore
>>212153226the guys who do it are annoying now, they used to be essentially a supporting character but now they try to be the star and it pisses me off
Alright im heading to the protest hopefully there is some kino
>>212153226Been watching shit from the 60s lately
Remember when they were threatening to kill the Ayatollah and acting like hot shit and now they begged for a ceasefire and the (((IAEA))) is kvetching because they don't know where the material moved from Frodo went lmao
Imagine getting humiliated that hard.
OF has reshaped the world of porn
Why watch some plastic titted ugly bimbo when you can jerk off to a prime natural 20 year old girl next door type QT who spreads her pussy to pay through college
In a world full of goshkin and urkelkin, be a Jason
>>212153224it's not too late get your dick out
Jason trooning out be like Iโm Jadaughter now
NOOOO ANNA WINTOUR IS STEPPING DOWN
i beat the shit out of Jason on a near weekly basis now. soon his step dad is gonna feel like i'm coming for the heavyweight title - and i am.
Been eating one meal a day and shitting more. Not sure what's up with that
>>212153351the legendary kraut humor & wit
>>212153270What are you protesting
Why is it always blacks doing smash and grabs
>>212153420Para ti, mi querido gรผey:
A veces llegan personas que sin pedirlo se vuelven parte del alma, y tรบ eres una de esas.
Tenerte como amigo es como tener un refugio cรกlido en medio del caos, una risa que siempre llega justo a tiempo.
Gracias por ser tรบ โ autรฉntico, noble, un poco loco (sรญ, lo sabes), pero con un corazรณn que vale oro.
No necesitas hacer nada especial para ser importante para mรญโฆ ya lo eres.
Y si algรบn dรญa dudas de ti, recuerda esto:
Siempre habrรก alguien que te piensa con cariรฑo, que te aprecia de verdadโฆ y que te guarda un lugar especial en el corazรณn.
Con todo el cariรฑo del mundo,
Tu Footkraut
should i get black or white?
SYLVIAAAAAAAAAAAA
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE OVEN
armpits smell bad--likely from all the dairy i ve been consumoooooing lately what in the form of yogurt, cheese and whey protein powder mixed with milk but also all the butter and cream
>>212153439Im not protesting anything just want to see it
>>212153484Umm I already told you when it was still white white vs white
>>212153487SYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wESe2TlqLH4&list=RDwESe2TlqLH4&start_radio=1
>>212153508i never asked this question before
Accused sex pest Andrew Cuomo
>>212153550Interesting because a few days ago someone posted the exact same shoes !!
You two need to link up
>>212153573interesting indeed
>>212153566lol i love that term "sex pest"
might go to the beach tomorrow depending how bloated i am in the morning
>>212153484Stuff a few more coins in that purse and go with New Balance for autistic comfort and stride.
>>212153585Here look this has to have a deeper meaning
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/212025652/#212026563
most enjoyable things in life: gooning, heroin, eating doritos
most gay boring shit in life: reading books, eating chicken breast, going on walks
why didnโt god make the fun shit good for you and the boring shit bad for you. is he a square
>>212153623based and pestpilled
how do you pester?
>>212153639>how do you pester?by always trying to get sexo
>>212153590That term started with me
Used to tell girls in my college art program that they inspired me to paint... their faces with my sperm
It all got blown out of proportion on the school chat forum and the rest is history
>>212153625wow
>>212153610new balance is ugly and i cant stop thinking about the virgin walk and autism shoe memes when i look at one
>>212153662has the cat ever scratched you because of it?
>>212153484get the one thats all white, that's what I wear
I keep getting these Temu ads with disgruntled costumers shit talking the CEO for being a liar and cheater and then he explains how theyโre wrong and theyโre all dubbed in German in such a cheap way itโs so funny and I just love them
>>212153623i'm more of a sex beast
>>212153680that's pretty cool you should copyright the term and license people to use it for a feee
im convinced every AI company CEO is a demon wearing human skin
file
md5: b428b56ec494211798c5a93afd7ca559
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holy mother of world destroying truth bomb
Germany
>get jailed for denying one of the greatest tragedies ever committed
Americans be like
>noooo free speech!
USA
>get deported for a meme
Americans
>i sleep
>>212153732oh I thought they were killshot 2's
>>212153685get old adidas sambas
>>212153685NB 990s have been the trendiest sneaker for like 3+ years. unironically, if you can't make it look good at this point, it's a skill issue.
Get Adidas Superstars with fat laces
>>212153768i honestly wonder what they'll do to american they find with "offensive" memes
The TRON movie remake is seriously underrated and a modern visual masterpiece. It goes to show Disney is capable of making good movies when they want to, but for various reasons they've chosen to stop doing this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpzXg1jI5bc&list=RDwESe2TlqLH4&index=3
>>212153680pretty based. must have taken a brutal diet to create all those hues tho
I wear white stan smiths cause im a basic bitch
>>212153778i had those a couple years ago
Wz8cq
md5: 0c708614204db77909663cd879f26f38
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>>212153822start dressing up and get pennyloafers
>>212153782What the hell is SFHs and 10% of the men would be gay anyway and want husbands or male hookups. He didn't touch on that, did he.
>>212153865more like queer loafers
>>212153872I stopped wearing sketchers in 6th grade when a black kid made fun of me so I asked my mom to get me some nike's
when women rate themselves do they think of themselves before applying makeup or after? I have a hunch that these wenches think their makeup is part of their identity
Apparently wearing sneakers is pretty common and something Navy SEALs started back in the 1970s with old Chuck Taylors/Converse canvas sneakers. They were thin and light enough to fit under their swim fins but good enough to run and fight in.
>>212153865gayest shoes known to mankind
Swimming in cold water is not bad once you get used to it
If I buy the games in my Steam cart, I'll have to delay my suicide. I kinda want to do it but I also kinda don't.
>>212153768The holocaust is a fake anti white blood libel
>>212153887Single family homes
A good heart these days is hard to find
>drop a trvth nvke on a /his/ thread about the racial reality of US history
>thread deleted less than a minute later
The weak man fears the truth
>>212153958what games are you looking at anon
i've got eu4 (with all expansions), yakuza 0, and a few others in my cart
>>212153916some girls basically don't exist without makeup so i'm sure your assumption is fairly accurate. the kind of girls who rate themselves and rate themselves HIGHLY at that are the kind who wear 15lbs of makeup anyways.
just ordered some edibles
>>212153975can confirm
t. weak man
>>212153902that happened to me when my mom bought me a fake ralph lauren shirt. that was a bad day
get yourself a gf who doesn't wear makeup
stop spending money on weed you fucks this is the year you need to get fit
Is this considered a white girl in the united states??????????
>>212153981Ghost of Tsushima and Horizon: Zero Dawn are the two big ones, but I've also got some smaller, obscure games.
why get fit when I can spend all my money on weed
>>212153996doesn't exist and if they do they're ugly
>>212153996>get yourself a gf who doesn't wear makeupwhat if she has blue eyes and wears blue eyeliner
>>212154022I hear ya, brother
t. rollin a number
I can sense you're in a lot of pain
>>212154019H:ZD is on my wishlist too but I've got a budget to stick to, lol. maybe during the winter sale.
i've heard good things about the remaster though, i'm sure you'll enjoy it.
because weed makes you a piece of shit whereas getting fit doesn't
plus you'll have extra money to spend on supps to get even more fit and be even better than your former weedhead piece of shit self
>>212154022i never understood the weed hype. it makes me feel even more retarded. i prefer beer
Ok I'm only asking this once: who here wants a hug?
>>212154033my gf is a solid 6 and doesn't wear makeup but she's nice and has a big butt so im gonna marry her
>>212154057me but im also incredibly horny
>>212154022I can walk and chew gum
>>212154054i had to miss like three days of going to the gym because i caught the flu. It fucking SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>212154054the only protein powder i like is plant based (less calories) and expensive, its so over
>>212154057i want a fug ie. el sexo
>>212153996you cant even tell virgin
>>212154094sexo con mejican cummy bummy
>>212154078>>212154094I think I know a way you two can help each other out
Cons of getting fit:
makes you tired
Makes you dumber
makes you vain
Makes your mind dull from constant overeating
wastes valuable time
Cons of weed:
ever since the ICE raids started, the local taco stand hasn't been stopping by.
i will never forgive ytpipo for this.
>>212154099You forgot to call him a manlet and incel, spinny
Can I go to an urgent care for constipation that's lasted like 3 weeks? I can't go to an ordinary doctor's office because it takes literally MONTHS to get seen.
>>212154065cute. i'm glad you have a girl who's nice to you anon. how can i find a nice girl?
>>212154092you should be prioritizing natural protein vs. powders anyways. if you don't like supps just buy more actual protein. i know a guy in BC who catches a ton of fish and smokes them, it's high density, natural, healthy and free protein. he mountain bikes and he's more shredded than a julienne salad.
>>212154117makes you more aggressive
makes you self conscious
>>212154131No. You have to go to the ER.
>>212154117Cons of weed:
Makes you retarded
Ages your brain
Wastes your money
Demotivates you
>>212154117por que no dos?
>>212154146you forgot
>makes you stink>makes you a weedhead faggot>makes you fat>alienates you from decent people>leads to normalization of substance abuse and other drugs that are even worse
>>212154065how old are you?
>makes you tired
no
>Makes you dumber
no
>makes you vain
no
>Makes your mind dull
no
>wastes valuable time
no
bad if you don't pair it with cardio though
>>212154181post your cute bum hole
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750912519672904.mp4
>>212154181I have a whole folder of ai slop character designs
What is the quintessential Vietnam war movie ?
>>212154192> video can't play because the file is corruptwhy are you corrupting the voices and minds of our impressionable youth
you scoundrel
you fiend
get away from my daughter
>>212154224apocalypse now????????????
>>212154224Full metal jacket
>>212154224Apocalypse Now would be my first choice. Platoon is a close second.
>>212154142>makes you more aggressiveless actually
>makes you self consciousthat's a good thing. chud's like you need more empathy & self awareness
>post AI slop
ruined the thread
>>212154253>less actuallywhen i worked out a lot i was way more aggressive
Why can't i post webp images to this bronze age cesspool yet?
are nsfw AI chatbots any good
In the time between graduating high school and graduating college my country was successfully invaded and occupied by a foreign nation.
>>212154208I turned 28 recently too and I am also about to get a gf. I think she looks amazing :)
Weed is unironically worse than heroin. Why else do you think our governments are pushing it so hard? They did away with tobacco cigarettes, a native plant to North America that has known medical benefits and push this niggerweed instead. Many many Canadian twinks lost to that noxious plant!
>>212154296In my experience, they're only passable if you pay for them, and then they get incredibly addicting at the cost of your soul. Not worth it
>>2121542904chanxt converts them automatically
>>212154301how old is she???????? 18???????????????
>>212154290anon the site just got hacked because gookmoot hasn't bothered to apply security updates to the servers for 10 years, you really think they're gonna bother?
>>212154313>Why else do you think our governments are pushing it so hard?Erm it's still federally illegal chud
Alcohol is about 10 times worse. The only bad thing about weed is how safe it is really
>>212154143Well it's not that I haven't shit at all in 3 weeks. It's just that I've shat very little in that time. The amount going in does not match the amount coming out.
ain't no way zoomies think webp is a superior format
ain't no way
I turn 27 this time next month
>>212153484I can't wear shoes like this. They are too narrow for my stupid feet.
>>212154181It's just a hot amerikan girl
I'm not taking the meds anymore
>>212154386>>212154387i'm 25 but i just want to date/fuck 18-19 year old girls
>>212154391What if the voices start coming back
>>212154425I don't care. I can't get a hard on
>>212154388what shoes do you wear then
>>212154414Uh oh, the foids are NOT going to like this post one bit
>>212154435Permanent post nut clarity sounds alright to me
>>212154224Apocalypse Now is pure kino of the highest order
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750048319224978.webm
>>212154274actually i thought you were talking about weed.
but for me it applies to fitness too
>>212154414hold on brother. one day you will have the money to denigrate college sluts
>>212154334It isn't good for your short term memory and makes some part of the brain responsible for speech to atrophy (that stonerrrr slurrrrr dudeeeeeee hawh hawww)
>>212154444but i look like i'm 19-20 that's what everyone fucking tells me i just want a young girlfriend that turns into my wife thank you
i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
>>212154458Yeah and alcoholism makes people stop showing up for work and beat their wife
Everything in moderation
Brought my camera poopies with me and got some pics of a deer with a catadioptric lens
I'll show all yall when i get it developed
Taylor Swift's red lipstick looks like Kiss makeup
>>212154449i'm in university
photography is a cringe hobby
>>212153749we all know that women wish death on every man that isnโt a 7 foot tall rapist barbarian. but knowing is only half the battle the question is what is the final solution to the foid problem
>>212153887Single family home. In America that's a detached 3 bed 2 bath, two car garage, full front and back lawns. Standard burb house.
>>212154469I'd beat you sober.
Usually I buy alcohol and get drunk every weekend but I won't be this weekend or any weekend going forward
Im trying to save money you see
My goal is to reach 30K in savings by the end of the year, I habe 23K now so I think I can do it.
>>212154489No it's not, it's just one of those things that have a low barrier for entry so most of the people who do it aren't good at it
>>212154496I already answered him dickhead
I just graduated high school and I'm begging for my bussy to get pounded..
please clap my little cheeks..
please.
I admit I have no idea how money works
>>212154518Sovless Federer company
>>212154535it can be traded for goods and services
>>212154500saving money doesnt get you more money. making more money does
t. knower
Start working on the new. I have a :fire: meme to post
>>212154509A russkie sfh is probably a 2 bed 1 bath apartment in a commie bloc
Apparently it's now a big thing in Europe where people go to crowded places like music festivals and randomly stab people with needles to infect them with diseases or inject them with date rape drugs.
>>212154548And how do I do that?
>>212154558didnt that happen in canada? a few of my coworkers were talking about it
>>212154558I bet I can guess the complexion of those people
>>212154574get better job? get same job at better company?
>>212154535It's all made up.
i have never added someone on steam
>>212154547>it can be traded for PUSSYPUSSY IS A COMMODITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why my legs aint makin melanin but aways get burnd?
>>212154500ideally you should keep at least 6 months rent + food in your bank account
you should be keeping most of that in a high interest account once you start saving
anything after that i would put in an index fund
if your employer does 401k matching you should use it
you wont beat the market trading stocks so dont try unless you have insider info
the fbi agents hiding in my walls don't even have the decency to wish me good night :/
>>212154625I don't have time for kiddie shit like videogames i am a fucking ADULT i have to work and study and work out for HIGH QUALITY PUSSY since PUSSY IS A COMMODITY!!!!!!!!!!
>>212154639dems odds of winning just increased
noticing a distinct lack of new threads.
>>212154643Stfu stupid latino
>>212154660very astute of you. are you a professional investigator?
Next post will be the new thread
>>212154672Sent that freak flying
this post is to tell everyone a new thread does not exist
>>212154676>Next post will be the new threadPUSSY IS A COMMODITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>212154672I ain't sucking no brown brazilian chode
>>212154703it's too big to fit in your mouth anyway
this will be the last /cum/ ever
Why are the girls in the city so much prettier
>>212154710Shut up monkey, go back to your own general btw
>>212154757no you shut up faggot
>>212154763Thread already hit the limit, I'm out of here, go fuck yourself.
>>212154779i will and then i will cum on your face