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Anonymous Canada No.212151631 >>212151667 >>212153735 >>212155062
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Convict edition
Anonymous United States No.212151667 >>212153735
>>212151631 (OP)
he's innocent
free him
Anonymous United States No.212151673
With my wife I can do nothing right
Anonymous Canada No.212151679
Idea: using French outside of Quebec as a Canadian in-group language to communicate separately from foreigners.
Anonymous Canada No.212151680 >>212151706
>>212151575
onlyfans
Anonymous United States No.212151706 >>212151726 >>212151761
>>212151680
are you cute?
Anonymous Canada No.212151726
>>212151706
That’s Schizojeet
Anonymous Germany No.212151731
xD
Anonymous Canada No.212151735 >>212151762
>>212151512
I make 180k a year and am interviewing for a job that'll pay 230k. 300k in burgerland if I move. My life is work, nap, workout. I have a girl who I'll most likely end up marrying
Anonymous United States No.212151752
Just ate my first real meal since having my tooth pulled a week ago
Anonymous Canada No.212151761
>>212151706
i'm alright
Anonymous Germany No.212151762 >>212151821
>>212151735
But what do you do
Anonymous United States No.212151792 >>212151830 >>212151848
I work like 2 hours out of my 8 hour shift wfh. IT is a meme field
Anonymous Canada No.212151797 >>212151838 >>212151867
Niggas bragging about $150k like it isn’t just inflated bullshit currency, and only able to afford a postman’s β€˜lavish’ lifestyle from 70 years ago. Maybe not even that, since you’d still need a double income to afford a non-dump house at those levels.
Anonymous Canada No.212151821
>>212151762
code monkey
Anonymous Canada No.212151830
>>212151792
Would you say Stephen King’s IT is realistic
Anonymous United States No.212151832
150K in Canada is 40k in America
Anonymous United States No.212151838 >>212151867
>>212151797
They're lying just so you know
We used to have rich people who posted on /cum/ and they flaunted their wealth
Anonymous United States No.212151848 >>212151996
>>212151792
"IT" is a wide field there are plenty of shitty tech support jobs where you work the whole shift without a second of break being berated by old people who make 10x your net worth per hour but can't figure out where the power button on their laptop is
Anonymous Canada No.212151867 >>212151924
>>212151797
seething and jelly
>>212151838
more seethe and jelly
Anonymous Canada No.212151869
Anonymous Germany No.212151892
CERVEZA CRISTAL
Anonymous United States No.212151919
Anonymous Canada No.212151924 >>212152289
>>212151867
My cousin earns about $400k and his lifestyle is living pretty much paycheque to paycheque renting a little condo with a fat Pajeeta gf. I don’t really see the point in participating in society if that’s the best case scenario. Emigration time
Anonymous United States No.212151955 >>212152000
Every time I stand up I get light headed
Anonymous United States No.212151971
Redditpaki is LARPing again
He thinks he'll actually get a job when he graduates but little does he know there are no more codemonkey jobs
Anonymous Canada No.212151995 >>212152049 >>212153059
How could this happen?! Better import another 100M jeets so everyone calms down
Anonymous United States No.212151996 >>212152038
>>212151848
>get call
>okay let's start by turning it off then on again
>I already tried that
>okay well for documented purposes I need you to do it again
>they reboot again
>suddenly problem is fixed
why do they lie
Anonymous United States No.212152000
>>212151955
You're either anemic or dehydrated
Anonymous United States No.212152038 >>212152089
>>212151996
>MY MOUSE IS BROKEN IT GOT REPLACED LAST WEEK AND IT STOPPED WORKING AGAIN WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FIX MY COMPUTER
>"Is it plugged in?"
>OF COURSE IT'S FUCKING PLUGGED IN
>"Can you check for documentation purposes?"
>Oh it was unplugged
Her PC was under her desk and she kept kicking the USB out of the outlet
Anonymous Canada No.212152049
>>212151995
>skyrocketing

ooof Israelis not gonna like that
Anonymous Germany No.212152068 >>212152085
hehe
it’s naughty but maybe some of you enjoy this kind of humor
Anonymous Canada No.212152085
>>212152068
It’s called dark humour, libtards
Anonymous Canada No.212152089 >>212152149
>>212152038
My friend was an IT support worker for a university, he had to help everyone including students and staff. He'd get dumbos calling him all the time with simple stuff and he'd just mess with them. He would tell people to blow into their USB drives if they weren't working, or to open and close the CD ROM bay exactly 5 times in 10 seconds to reboot the CPU.
Anonymous United States No.212152149 >>212152229
>>212152089
I worked in IT for a bank (internal support only so not customer just other employees) it was fucking hell on earth, the number of people who will just break down and scream at you and have a mental breakdown over incredibly minor non problems is insane
Anonymous United States No.212152165
All it took to make the woman not like Indians and never want to go to an Indian place again was a few videos of Indian street food and the classic bloody bastard bitch video
Anonymous Canada No.212152199
Anonymous United States No.212152228
I just applied to an IT help desk position
Anonymous Canada No.212152229 >>212152263
>>212152149
they're probably mad because it's preventing them from doing what they need to do and they'll get shit on by some faggot manager even though it was a computer problem. i know that feel personally. i don't shit on IT about it though because that's pointless.
Anonymous Germany No.212152240
Iβ€˜m not even IT but somehow knowing the most basic computer shit makes you an IT genius to normoids so I’ve become the IT helpdesk at work as the actual IT guy is basically never in the office
Anonymous Canada No.212152252
β–Ά
Anonymous United States No.212152263 >>212152309
>>212152229
A woman once screamed (as in actual bloody murder banshee screeched) in my ear so loud that it peaked my headphones and my ear hurt for like a week after, there was no manager or anything like that, she was mad that gifs weren't displaying for her in teams
Anonymous United States No.212152281
Why did the Mexican take anxiety medication?

For Hispanic attacks!

lolololololololololololollololllloollooollooloolmao
Anonymous Canada No.212152289
>>212151924
honestly the only reason I wanna make more money is because I want to move to NY and buy an apt there. Also, my gf is hot
Anonymous Canada No.212152309
>>212152263
based crazy lady prioritizing memes i hope you sent her some dick pics i bet she likes to get choked and assfucked
Anonymous United States No.212152340 >>212152425 >>212152436
I have a friend that makes 6 figures as an IT help desk monkey because he works in some big investment firm
Aleph !JnM7iCkwGQ Uruguay No.212152410 >>212152440 >>212152454
WOAH
USA was like this before?
wtf what happened bros?
Anonymous United States No.212152425
>>212152340
Honestly good for him, but I feel like that's not even that much any.ore. I make 6 figures and I'm a no college trady
Anonymous Canada No.212152436
>>212152340
i work at big tech and our IT help monkeys only make like 60-70k
Anonymous United States No.212152440
>>212152410
We started letting the Irish move here
Anonymous United States No.212152448
republicucks will never admit that deporting black people would reduce crime rates far more than illegals
Anonymous Canada No.212152454 >>212152469
>>212152410
ur a gay
Aleph !JnM7iCkwGQ Uruguay No.212152469 >>212152490 >>212152498
>>212152454
want a fun fact about my country??
Anonymous United States No.212152490 >>212152601
>>212152469
I want you naked
Anonymous Canada No.212152494
Anonymous United States No.212152496 >>212152532
The IT guys at my company make like 50k-90k
Anonymous Canada No.212152498 >>212152547
>>212152469
i want several, don't get cheap on me.
Anonymous Canada No.212152532
>>212152496
It's good experience
Aleph !JnM7iCkwGQ Uruguay No.212152547 >>212152557
>>212152498
ok here's two:
one, it's better than canada
two, you are also gay
Anonymous Canada No.212152557 >>212152571 >>212152601
>>212152547
neither of those are fun in any way
Anonymous Germany No.212152566
I want you to want me
Anonymous Mexico No.212152571 >>212152624
>>212152557
Yes they both are
Anonymous Canada No.212152593 >>212152630
why do we have so many internationals in this general?
Aleph !JnM7iCkwGQ Uruguay No.212152601 >>212152650
>>212152490
ok here's me
>>212152557
maybe not for you because you are a faggot but for me they are very funny, i'm having a blast not being canadian and having a lovely sun in my flag instead of a fucking leaf
Anonymous United States No.212152619
I would be fine making 70k the rest of my life if the job was low stakes
Anonymous Germany No.212152624
>>212152571
1: You’re a bonafide gΓΌey
2: chinga tu madre
Aleph !JnM7iCkwGQ Uruguay No.212152630
>>212152593
you are the protagnists of the board and we are the side characters o algo
Anonymous Canada No.212152650 >>212152683 >>212152686
>>212152601
there is no way you are having fun as a brown thirdie you ain't foolin me pal
Anonymous United States No.212152661 >>212152880
I unironically bought dubai chocolate and I'm going to eat it and give you a food review
Anonymous United States No.212152664 >>212152695
Uruguay is pretty nice actually
Aleph !JnM7iCkwGQ Uruguay No.212152683 >>212152720 >>212152742
>>212152650
i'm not brown my grandparents were spanish and italian
Anonymous United States No.212152686 >>212152742
>>212152650
ur a gay is an upper tier secondie
Anonymous United States No.212152695 >>212152774 >>212152816
>>212152664
Go look up Montevideo on google maps
Click on any street in street view and see how long it takes for you to find grafitti
Anonymous Canada No.212152712
OOOOOHHH CAAANAAADAA
Anonymous Canada No.212152720
>>212152683
one drop rule beaner
Anonymous Mexico No.212152727 >>212152839
>>212150985
theyre gone. dead.
Anonymous Canada No.212152742
>>212152683
>I'm white!!!
>I swear!!!

lol this never gets old
>>212152686
they're an A tier thirdie at best, there's no such thing as secondies.
Anonymous United States No.212152774
>>212152695
I said "pretty nice"
I'm comparing it to their fellow Latin(x/e) countries
Anonymous United States No.212152777 >>212152831 >>212152847
uruguay is where I plan to flee to if the draft is reinstated
Aleph !JnM7iCkwGQ Uruguay No.212152816 >>212152842
>>212152695
Montevideo is a shithole full of negros.
Here's some interesting thing about uruguay actually, i realized it after reading an anon here: we are the only country on earth were the left party is the economically resposible one. Seriously. And it's not that they are economically competent, but it's that the other parties are somehow worse and even more retarded.
Anonymous Canada No.212152831 >>212152875
>>212152777
You were already registered for the draft
Anonymous United States No.212152839
>>212152727
pendejo
Anonymous United States No.212152842 >>212152878
>>212152816
the right is more economically retarded than the left here
Aleph !JnM7iCkwGQ Uruguay No.212152847
>>212152777
be aware that nothing ever happens here
like the usa but worse
Anonymous United States No.212152853 >>212152883
*twerks in your direction*
Anonymous Canada No.212152874
I'm in the shower :3
the hot water feels good on my back!!
Anonymous United States No.212152875
>>212152831
why do you think im gonna draft dodge retard
Aleph !JnM7iCkwGQ Uruguay No.212152878
>>212152842
oh really?
then we are the same
historically it has always been the other way around
weird how times change
Anonymous Germany No.212152880
>>212152661
Dubai chocolate has been dead for two months
Anonymous Canada No.212152881
Imagine Jason getting drafted
Anonymous Canada No.212152883
>>212152853
*begins walking forward swinging fists in a windmill fashion*
Anonymous Slovenia No.212152895
Listening to old Donovan records on youtube. Deffo a singles artist, though the filler is pleasant enough.
Anonymous United States No.212152919
Jason would desert and join an Iranian man's harem (after the government forces him to undergo a sexchange)
Anonymous United States No.212152968 >>212153019
Unbreak my heart
Say you love me again
Anonymous Germany No.212152971
Imagine Jason in a court of law asked to denounce Adolf Hitler
Anonymous Canada No.212152989 >>212153024
Jason would be medically DQ'd from service, he has the bone density of a paper plane and would die if he attempted 5 pushups.
Anonymous United States No.212152991
she's so fucking cute
Anonymous United States No.212152998 >>212153077 >>212153113
200,000 people a year are killed by freshwater snails. how much of a bitch do you have to be to die to a snail
Anonymous United States No.212153003
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony
Anonymous United States No.212153013 >>212153036 >>212153071
My mom walked in on me spanking my willy
Aleph !JnM7iCkwGQ Uruguay No.212153019
>>212152968
you love me again
Anonymous United States No.212153024
>>212152989
kek
Anonymous United States No.212153036
>>212153013
Why didn't she join and play with her meow meow?
Anonymous Canada No.212153059
>>212151995
>south asians
Anonymous Mexico No.212153071
>>212153013
happened to me
Anonymous Germany No.212153077
>>212152998
Have you ever met a freshwater snail?
Don’t judge too early
Anonymous Canada No.212153097 >>212153132
just ate 5 egg yolks
Anonymous United States No.212153112 >>212153173
when i was 13 i was smacking off to that picture of nancy spungen with her tits out in the middle of the afternoon for some reason and i got walked in on by my moms boyfriend
Anonymous United States No.212153113
>>212152998
you dont die to the snail you die to a worm
Anonymous United States No.212153132 >>212153148
>>212153097
It's illegal in Germany to eat more than 1 egg
They'll arrest you
Anonymous United States No.212153137
Should i go to one of these ice riots just to spectate or nah
Anonymous Mexico No.212153142
>my moms boyfriend
Anonymous Canada No.212153148 >>212153198
>>212153132
I have never been and never will go to any europoor country
Anonymous United States No.212153151
my mom does this annoying thing where she just quietly peeks her head into my room to see what im doing then walks away

I am starting to think she likes watching me nut
Anonymous Canada No.212153161
diabolical unironicallly
Anonymous Canada No.212153173 >>212153224
>>212153112
For hindsight reference, women "accidentally" walk in on teenage boys on purpose. There is a reason every man alive has a 'mom/aunt/sister/babysitter/teacher walked in on me story'.
Anonymous Canada No.212153195
Just volunteer for the air force if you get drafted
Anonymous Germany No.212153198
>>212153148
Reconnect with your polish roots
Anonymous United States No.212153224 >>212153347
>>212153173
i don’t. that’s how much of a truecel i am
Anonymous United States No.212153226 >>212153246 >>212153270
professional porn doesn't do anything for me anymore
Anonymous Canada No.212153246
>>212153226
the guys who do it are annoying now, they used to be essentially a supporting character but now they try to be the star and it pisses me off
Anonymous United States No.212153270 >>212153439
Alright im heading to the protest hopefully there is some kino
>>212153226
Been watching shit from the 60s lately
Anonymous United States No.212153281
Remember when they were threatening to kill the Ayatollah and acting like hot shit and now they begged for a ceasefire and the (((IAEA))) is kvetching because they don't know where the material moved from Frodo went lmao

Imagine getting humiliated that hard.
Anonymous Germany No.212153303
OF has reshaped the world of porn
Why watch some plastic titted ugly bimbo when you can jerk off to a prime natural 20 year old girl next door type QT who spreads her pussy to pay through college
Anonymous United States No.212153320
In a world full of goshkin and urkelkin, be a Jason
Anonymous United States No.212153347
>>212153224
it's not too late get your dick out
Anonymous Germany No.212153351 >>212153420
Jason trooning out be like I’m Jadaughter now
Anonymous United States No.212153353
NOOOO ANNA WINTOUR IS STEPPING DOWN
Anonymous Canada No.212153370
i beat the shit out of Jason on a near weekly basis now. soon his step dad is gonna feel like i'm coming for the heavyweight title - and i am.
Anonymous Mexico No.212153381 >>212153428
Say racist things
Anonymous United States No.212153402
Been eating one meal a day and shitting more. Not sure what's up with that
Anonymous Mexico No.212153420 >>212153471
>>212153351
the legendary kraut humor & wit
Aleph !JnM7iCkwGQ Uruguay No.212153428
>>212153381
racist things
Anonymous United States No.212153439 >>212153495
>>212153270
What are you protesting
Anonymous Canada No.212153449
Why is it always blacks doing smash and grabs
Anonymous Germany No.212153471 >>212153510
>>212153420
Para ti, mi querido gΓΌey:

A veces llegan personas que sin pedirlo se vuelven parte del alma, y tΓΊ eres una de esas.
Tenerte como amigo es como tener un refugio cΓ‘lido en medio del caos, una risa que siempre llega justo a tiempo.
Gracias por ser tΓΊ β€” autΓ©ntico, noble, un poco loco (sΓ­, lo sabes), pero con un corazΓ³n que vale oro.

No necesitas hacer nada especial para ser importante para mí… ya lo eres.
Y si algΓΊn dΓ­a dudas de ti, recuerda esto:
Siempre habrΓ‘ alguien que te piensa con cariΓ±o, que te aprecia de verdad… y que te guarda un lugar especial en el corazΓ³n.

Con todo el cariΓ±o del mundo,
Tu Footkraut
Anonymous United States No.212153484 >>212153497 >>212153508 >>212153610 >>212153691 >>212154388
should i get black or white?
Anonymous United States No.212153487 >>212153533
SYLVIAAAAAAAAAAAA
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE OVEN
Anonymous United States No.212153490
armpits smell bad--likely from all the dairy i ve been consumoooooing lately what in the form of yogurt, cheese and whey protein powder mixed with milk but also all the butter and cream
Anonymous United States No.212153495
>>212153439
Im not protesting anything just want to see it
Anonymous Canada No.212153497
>>212153484
white
Anonymous Germany No.212153508 >>212153550
>>212153484
Umm I already told you when it was still white white vs white
Anonymous Mexico No.212153510
>>212153471
thanks o algo
Anonymous Canada No.212153533
>>212153487
SYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wESe2TlqLH4&list=RDwESe2TlqLH4&start_radio=1
Anonymous United States No.212153550 >>212153573
>>212153508
i never asked this question before
Anonymous Canada No.212153566 >>212153590
Accused sex pest Andrew Cuomo
Anonymous Germany No.212153573 >>212153585
>>212153550
Interesting because a few days ago someone posted the exact same shoes !!
You two need to link up
Anonymous United States No.212153585 >>212153625
>>212153573
interesting indeed
Anonymous Canada No.212153590 >>212153680
>>212153566
lol i love that term "sex pest"
Anonymous United States No.212153609
might go to the beach tomorrow depending how bloated i am in the morning
Anonymous United States No.212153610 >>212153685
>>212153484
Stuff a few more coins in that purse and go with New Balance for autistic comfort and stride.
Anonymous United States No.212153623 >>212153639 >>212153721
I am a sex pest
Anonymous Germany No.212153625 >>212153685
>>212153585
Here look this has to have a deeper meaning

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/212025652/#212026563
Anonymous United States No.212153627
most enjoyable things in life: gooning, heroin, eating doritos
most gay boring shit in life: reading books, eating chicken breast, going on walks
why didn’t god make the fun shit good for you and the boring shit bad for you. is he a square
Anonymous Canada No.212153639 >>212153662
>>212153623
based and pestpilled

how do you pester?
Anonymous United States No.212153662 >>212153688
>>212153639
>how do you pester?
by always trying to get sexo
Anonymous United States No.212153680 >>212153729 >>212153809
>>212153590
That term started with me
Used to tell girls in my college art program that they inspired me to paint... their faces with my sperm
It all got blown out of proportion on the school chat forum and the rest is history
Anonymous United States No.212153685 >>212153778 >>212153780
>>212153625
wow
>>212153610
new balance is ugly and i cant stop thinking about the virgin walk and autism shoe memes when i look at one
Anonymous Canada No.212153688
>>212153662
has the cat ever scratched you because of it?
Anonymous United States No.212153689
Anonymous United States No.212153691 >>212153732
>>212153484
get the one thats all white, that's what I wear
Anonymous Germany No.212153712
I keep getting these Temu ads with disgruntled costumers shit talking the CEO for being a liar and cheater and then he explains how they’re wrong and they’re all dubbed in German in such a cheap way it’s so funny and I just love them
Anonymous Brazil No.212153721
>>212153623
i'm more of a sex beast
Anonymous Canada No.212153729
>>212153680
that's pretty cool you should copyright the term and license people to use it for a feee
Anonymous United States No.212153732 >>212153773 >>212153789
>>212153691
this one?
Anonymous United States No.212153735
>>212151631 (OP)
>>212151667
Anonymous United States No.212153742
im convinced every AI company CEO is a demon wearing human skin
Anonymous Brazil No.212153749 >>212154492
holy mother of world destroying truth bomb
Anonymous Germany No.212153768 >>212153797 >>212153966
Germany
>get jailed for denying one of the greatest tragedies ever committed
Americans be like
>noooo free speech!


USA
>get deported for a meme
Americans
>i sleep
Anonymous United States No.212153773
>>212153732
oh I thought they were killshot 2's
Anonymous United States No.212153778 >>212153822
>>212153685
get old adidas sambas
Anonymous United States No.212153780
>>212153685
NB 990s have been the trendiest sneaker for like 3+ years. unironically, if you can't make it look good at this point, it's a skill issue.
Anonymous United States No.212153782 >>212153887
He's got a point
Anonymous Canada No.212153789
I got these>>212153732
Anonymous Germany No.212153791 >>212153824
Get Adidas Superstars with fat laces
Anonymous United States No.212153797
>>212153768
i honestly wonder what they'll do to american they find with "offensive" memes
Anonymous Canada No.212153800
The TRON movie remake is seriously underrated and a modern visual masterpiece. It goes to show Disney is capable of making good movies when they want to, but for various reasons they've chosen to stop doing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpzXg1jI5bc&list=RDwESe2TlqLH4&index=3
Anonymous United States No.212153809
>>212153680
pretty based. must have taken a brutal diet to create all those hues tho
Anonymous United States No.212153817
I wear white stan smiths cause im a basic bitch
Anonymous United States No.212153822 >>212153865
>>212153778
i had those a couple years ago
Anonymous Canada No.212153824 >>212153845
>>212153791
Anonymous United States No.212153845 >>212153876
>>212153824
Anonymous United States No.212153865 >>212153899 >>212153945
>>212153822
start dressing up and get pennyloafers
Anonymous United States No.212153872 >>212153902
I wear skechers
Anonymous Canada No.212153876
>>212153845
kino
Anonymous Slovenia No.212153887 >>212153969 >>212154496
>>212153782
What the hell is SFHs and 10% of the men would be gay anyway and want husbands or male hookups. He didn't touch on that, did he.
Anonymous United States No.212153899
>>212153865
more like queer loafers
Anonymous United States No.212153902 >>212153993
>>212153872
I stopped wearing sketchers in 6th grade when a black kid made fun of me so I asked my mom to get me some nike's
Anonymous Canada No.212153916 >>212153982
when women rate themselves do they think of themselves before applying makeup or after? I have a hunch that these wenches think their makeup is part of their identity
Anonymous Canada No.212153918
Apparently wearing sneakers is pretty common and something Navy SEALs started back in the 1970s with old Chuck Taylors/Converse canvas sneakers. They were thin and light enough to fit under their swim fins but good enough to run and fight in.
Anonymous Canada No.212153945
>>212153865
gayest shoes known to mankind
Anonymous Canada No.212153953
Swimming in cold water is not bad once you get used to it
Anonymous United States No.212153958 >>212153981
If I buy the games in my Steam cart, I'll have to delay my suicide. I kinda want to do it but I also kinda don't.
Anonymous United States No.212153966
>>212153768
The holocaust is a fake anti white blood libel
Anonymous United States No.212153969
>>212153887
Single family homes
Anonymous Germany No.212153972
A good heart these days is hard to find
Anonymous United States No.212153975 >>212153992
>drop a trvth nvke on a /his/ thread about the racial reality of US history
>thread deleted less than a minute later
The weak man fears the truth
Anonymous United States No.212153981 >>212154019
>>212153958
what games are you looking at anon
i've got eu4 (with all expansions), yakuza 0, and a few others in my cart
Anonymous Canada No.212153982
>>212153916
some girls basically don't exist without makeup so i'm sure your assumption is fairly accurate. the kind of girls who rate themselves and rate themselves HIGHLY at that are the kind who wear 15lbs of makeup anyways.
Anonymous United States No.212153988
just ordered some edibles
Anonymous Canada No.212153992
>>212153975
can confirm
t. weak man
Anonymous United States No.212153993
>>212153902
that happened to me when my mom bought me a fake ralph lauren shirt. that was a bad day
Anonymous United States No.212153996 >>212154033 >>212154034 >>212154099
get yourself a gf who doesn't wear makeup
Anonymous Canada No.212154013
stop spending money on weed you fucks this is the year you need to get fit
Anonymous Brazil No.212154017
Is this considered a white girl in the united states??????????
Anonymous United States No.212154019 >>212154053
>>212153981
Ghost of Tsushima and Horizon: Zero Dawn are the two big ones, but I've also got some smaller, obscure games.
Anonymous United States No.212154022 >>212154040 >>212154056 >>212154079
why get fit when I can spend all my money on weed
Anonymous United States No.212154026
where are the mejicans?
Anonymous United States No.212154033 >>212154065
>>212153996
doesn't exist and if they do they're ugly
Anonymous Brazil No.212154034
>>212153996
>get yourself a gf who doesn't wear makeup
what if she has blue eyes and wears blue eyeliner
Anonymous Slovenia No.212154040
>>212154022
I hear ya, brother

t. rollin a number
Anonymous United States No.212154049
I can sense you're in a lot of pain
Anonymous United States No.212154053
>>212154019
H:ZD is on my wishlist too but I've got a budget to stick to, lol. maybe during the winter sale.
i've heard good things about the remaster though, i'm sure you'll enjoy it.
Anonymous Canada No.212154054 >>212154087 >>212154092
because weed makes you a piece of shit whereas getting fit doesn't

plus you'll have extra money to spend on supps to get even more fit and be even better than your former weedhead piece of shit self
Anonymous Canada No.212154056
>>212154022
i never understood the weed hype. it makes me feel even more retarded. i prefer beer
Anonymous United States No.212154057 >>212154078 >>212154094
Ok I'm only asking this once: who here wants a hug?
Anonymous United States No.212154065 >>212154134 >>212154177
>>212154033
my gf is a solid 6 and doesn't wear makeup but she's nice and has a big butt so im gonna marry her
Anonymous United States No.212154078 >>212154107
>>212154057
me but im also incredibly horny
Anonymous United States No.212154079
>>212154022
I can walk and chew gum
Anonymous Brazil No.212154087
>>212154054
i had to miss like three days of going to the gym because i caught the flu. It fucking SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.212154092 >>212154140
>>212154054
the only protein powder i like is plant based (less calories) and expensive, its so over
Anonymous Mexico No.212154094 >>212154106 >>212154107
>>212154057
i want a fug ie. el sexo
Anonymous United States No.212154099 >>212154126
>>212153996
you cant even tell virgin
Anonymous United States No.212154106 >>212154169
>>212154094
sexo con mejican cummy bummy
Anonymous United States No.212154107 >>212154169
>>212154078
>>212154094
I think I know a way you two can help each other out
Anonymous United States No.212154117 >>212154142 >>212154146 >>212154150 >>212154187
Cons of getting fit:
makes you tired
Makes you dumber
makes you vain
Makes your mind dull from constant overeating
wastes valuable time

Cons of weed:
Anonymous United States No.212154125
ever since the ICE raids started, the local taco stand hasn't been stopping by.
i will never forgive ytpipo for this.
Anonymous United States No.212154126
>>212154099
You forgot to call him a manlet and incel, spinny
Anonymous United States No.212154131 >>212154143
Can I go to an urgent care for constipation that's lasted like 3 weeks? I can't go to an ordinary doctor's office because it takes literally MONTHS to get seen.
Anonymous United States No.212154134
>>212154065
cute. i'm glad you have a girl who's nice to you anon. how can i find a nice girl?
Anonymous Canada No.212154140
>>212154092
you should be prioritizing natural protein vs. powders anyways. if you don't like supps just buy more actual protein. i know a guy in BC who catches a ton of fish and smokes them, it's high density, natural, healthy and free protein. he mountain bikes and he's more shredded than a julienne salad.
Anonymous United States No.212154142 >>212154253
>>212154117
makes you more aggressive
makes you self conscious
Anonymous Brazil No.212154143 >>212154342
>>212154131
No. You have to go to the ER.
Anonymous Canada No.212154146 >>212154167 >>212154176
>>212154117
Cons of weed:
Makes you retarded
Ages your brain
Wastes your money
Demotivates you
Anonymous United States No.212154150
>>212154117
por que no dos?
Anonymous Canada No.212154167 >>212154176
>>212154146
you forgot

>makes you stink
>makes you a weedhead faggot
>makes you fat
>alienates you from decent people
>leads to normalization of substance abuse and other drugs that are even worse
Anonymous Mexico No.212154169
>>212154106
>>212154107
Anonymous United States No.212154176
>>212154146
>>212154167
seethe anti weeders
Anonymous Canada No.212154177 >>212154208
>>212154065
how old are you?
Anonymous Mexico No.212154181 >>212154186 >>212154191 >>212154218 >>212154220 >>212154222 >>212154229 >>212154243 >>212154299 >>212154349 >>212154389
Post AI slop
Anonymous Brazil No.212154186
>>212154181
Anonymous United States No.212154187
>>212154117
Weed is great
Anonymous United States No.212154189
>makes you tired
no
>Makes you dumber
no
>makes you vain
no
>Makes your mind dull
no
>wastes valuable time
no

bad if you don't pair it with cardio though
Anonymous United States No.212154191
>>212154181
post your cute bum hole
Anonymous Canada No.212154192 >>212154231
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750912519672904.mp4
Anonymous United States No.212154208 >>212154301
>>212154177
28
Anonymous Mexico No.212154218
>>212154181
Anonymous United States No.212154220
>>212154181
Anonymous United States No.212154222
>>212154181
I have a whole folder of ai slop character designs
Anonymous United States No.212154224 >>212154234 >>212154241 >>212154250 >>212154447
What is the quintessential Vietnam war movie ?
Anonymous United States No.212154229
>>212154181
Anonymous United States No.212154231
>>212154192
> video can't play because the file is corrupt
why are you corrupting the voices and minds of our impressionable youth
you scoundrel
you fiend
get away from my daughter
Anonymous Brazil No.212154234
>>212154224
apocalypse now????????????
Anonymous United States No.212154241
>>212154224
Full metal jacket
Anonymous United States No.212154243
>>212154181
love this one
Anonymous Canada No.212154250
>>212154224
Apocalypse Now would be my first choice. Platoon is a close second.
Anonymous United States No.212154253 >>212154274
>>212154142
>makes you more aggressive
less actually
>makes you self conscious
that's a good thing. chud's like you need more empathy & self awareness
Anonymous United States No.212154256 >>212154269
>post AI slop
ruined the thread
Anonymous Canada No.212154257
I look like this
Anonymous Mexico No.212154269
>>212154256
Anonymous United States No.212154274 >>212154449
>>212154253
>less actually
when i worked out a lot i was way more aggressive
Anonymous United States No.212154290 >>212154321 >>212154332
Why can't i post webp images to this bronze age cesspool yet?
Anonymous United States No.212154296 >>212154314
are nsfw AI chatbots any good
Anonymous Canada No.212154297
In the time between graduating high school and graduating college my country was successfully invaded and occupied by a foreign nation.
Anonymous Brazil No.212154299
>>212154181
Anonymous Canada No.212154301 >>212154322
>>212154208
I turned 28 recently too and I am also about to get a gf. I think she looks amazing :)
Anonymous Canada No.212154306
>saving webp files
Anonymous United States No.212154313 >>212154334
Weed is unironically worse than heroin. Why else do you think our governments are pushing it so hard? They did away with tobacco cigarettes, a native plant to North America that has known medical benefits and push this niggerweed instead. Many many Canadian twinks lost to that noxious plant!
Anonymous United States No.212154314
>>212154296
In my experience, they're only passable if you pay for them, and then they get incredibly addicting at the cost of your soul. Not worth it
Anonymous Mexico No.212154321
>>212154290
4chanxt converts them automatically
Anonymous Brazil No.212154322 >>212154386
>>212154301
how old is she???????? 18???????????????
Anonymous United States No.212154332
>>212154290
anon the site just got hacked because gookmoot hasn't bothered to apply security updates to the servers for 10 years, you really think they're gonna bother?
Anonymous United States No.212154334 >>212154458
>>212154313
>Why else do you think our governments are pushing it so hard?
Erm it's still federally illegal chud
Alcohol is about 10 times worse. The only bad thing about weed is how safe it is really
Anonymous United States No.212154342
>>212154143
Well it's not that I haven't shit at all in 3 weeks. It's just that I've shat very little in that time. The amount going in does not match the amount coming out.
Anonymous Brazil No.212154349
>>212154181
amerika girl
Anonymous United States No.212154362
ain't no way zoomies think webp is a superior format
ain't no way
Anonymous Canada No.212154386 >>212154395 >>212154414
>>212154322
27
Anonymous United States No.212154387 >>212154395 >>212154414
I turn 27 this time next month
Anonymous Canada No.212154388 >>212154440
>>212153484
I can't wear shoes like this. They are too narrow for my stupid feet.
Anonymous Brazil No.212154389 >>212154402
>>212154181
It's just a hot amerikan girl
Anonymous United States No.212154391 >>212154425
I'm not taking the meds anymore
Anonymous United States No.212154395
>>212154386
>>212154387
Anonymous United States No.212154402
>>212154389
Amerikkkan
Anonymous Brazil No.212154414 >>212154444 >>212154449
>>212154386
>>212154387
i'm 25 but i just want to date/fuck 18-19 year old girls
Anonymous United States No.212154425 >>212154435
>>212154391
What if the voices start coming back
Anonymous United States No.212154435 >>212154444
>>212154425
I don't care. I can't get a hard on
Anonymous United States No.212154440 >>212154518
>>212154388
what shoes do you wear then
Anonymous United States No.212154444 >>212154460
>>212154414
Uh oh, the foids are NOT going to like this post one bit
>>212154435
Permanent post nut clarity sounds alright to me
Anonymous Canada No.212154447
>>212154224
Apocalypse Now is pure kino of the highest order

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750048319224978.webm
Anonymous United States No.212154449 >>212154482
>>212154274
actually i thought you were talking about weed.
but for me it applies to fitness too
>>212154414
hold on brother. one day you will have the money to denigrate college sluts
Anonymous United States No.212154458 >>212154469
>>212154334
It isn't good for your short term memory and makes some part of the brain responsible for speech to atrophy (that stonerrrr slurrrrr dudeeeeeee hawh hawww)
Anonymous Brazil No.212154460
>>212154444
but i look like i'm 19-20 that's what everyone fucking tells me i just want a young girlfriend that turns into my wife thank you
Anonymous Brazil No.212154463
i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
Anonymous United States No.212154469 >>212154499
>>212154458
Yeah and alcoholism makes people stop showing up for work and beat their wife
Everything in moderation
Anonymous United States No.212154475
Brought my camera poopies with me and got some pics of a deer with a catadioptric lens
I'll show all yall when i get it developed
Anonymous United States No.212154481
Taylor Swift's red lipstick looks like Kiss makeup
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.212154482
>>212154449
i'm in university
Anonymous United States No.212154489 >>212154505
photography is a cringe hobby
Anonymous United States No.212154492
>>212153749
we all know that women wish death on every man that isn’t a 7 foot tall rapist barbarian. but knowing is only half the battle the question is what is the final solution to the foid problem
Anonymous Canada No.212154496 >>212154509
>>212153887
Single family home. In America that's a detached 3 bed 2 bath, two car garage, full front and back lawns. Standard burb house.
Anonymous United States No.212154499
>>212154469
I'd beat you sober.
Anonymous United States No.212154500 >>212154548 >>212154637
Usually I buy alcohol and get drunk every weekend but I won't be this weekend or any weekend going forward
Im trying to save money you see
My goal is to reach 30K in savings by the end of the year, I habe 23K now so I think I can do it.
Anonymous United States No.212154505
>>212154489
No it's not, it's just one of those things that have a low barrier for entry so most of the people who do it aren't good at it
Anonymous United States No.212154509 >>212154551
>>212154496
I already answered him dickhead
Anonymous Canada No.212154514
I just graduated high school and I'm begging for my bussy to get pounded..
please clap my little cheeks..
please.
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.212154518 >>212154538
>>212154440
Anonymous United States No.212154535 >>212154547 >>212154594
I admit I have no idea how money works
Anonymous United States No.212154538
>>212154518
Sovless Federer company
Anonymous United States No.212154547 >>212154626
>>212154535
it can be traded for goods and services
Anonymous Canada No.212154548 >>212154574
>>212154500
saving money doesnt get you more money. making more money does
t. knower
Anonymous United States No.212154549
Start working on the new. I have a :fire: meme to post
Anonymous Canada No.212154551
>>212154509
A russkie sfh is probably a 2 bed 1 bath apartment in a commie bloc
Anonymous Canada No.212154558 >>212154565 >>212154575 >>212154577
Apparently it's now a big thing in Europe where people go to crowded places like music festivals and randomly stab people with needles to infect them with diseases or inject them with date rape drugs.
Anonymous United States No.212154565
>>212154558
fr?
Anonymous United States No.212154574 >>212154587
>>212154548
And how do I do that?
Anonymous Canada No.212154575
>>212154558
didnt that happen in canada? a few of my coworkers were talking about it
Anonymous United States No.212154577
>>212154558
I bet I can guess the complexion of those people
Anonymous Mexico No.212154578
emptied my bowels award
Anonymous Canada No.212154587
>>212154574
get better job? get same job at better company?
Anonymous Canada No.212154594
>>212154535
It's all made up.
Moe Lested United States No.212154625 >>212154643
i have never added someone on steam
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.212154626
>>212154547
>it can be traded for PUSSY
PUSSY IS A COMMODITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.212154630
Why my legs aint makin melanin but aways get burnd?
Anonymous United States No.212154637
>>212154500
ideally you should keep at least 6 months rent + food in your bank account
you should be keeping most of that in a high interest account once you start saving
anything after that i would put in an index fund
if your employer does 401k matching you should use it
you wont beat the market trading stocks so dont try unless you have insider info
Anonymous United States No.212154638
the fbi agents hiding in my walls don't even have the decency to wish me good night :/
Anonymous United States No.212154639 >>212154645
Soon...
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.212154643 >>212154666
>>212154625
I don't have time for kiddie shit like videogames i am a fucking ADULT i have to work and study and work out for HIGH QUALITY PUSSY since PUSSY IS A COMMODITY!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.212154645
>>212154639
dems odds of winning just increased
Anonymous United States No.212154660 >>212154668
noticing a distinct lack of new threads.
Moe Lested United States No.212154666 >>212154672
>>212154643
Stfu stupid latino
Anonymous United States No.212154668
>>212154660
very astute of you. are you a professional investigator?
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.212154672 >>212154677 >>212154703
>>212154666
suck my dick
Anonymous United States No.212154676 >>212154694
Next post will be the new thread
Anonymous United States No.212154677
>>212154672
Sent that freak flying
Anonymous Canada No.212154688
this post is to tell everyone a new thread does not exist
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.212154694
>>212154676
>Next post will be the new thread
PUSSY IS A COMMODITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.212154699
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Moe Lested United States No.212154703 >>212154710
>>212154672
I ain't sucking no brown brazilian chode
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.212154710 >>212154757
>>212154703
it's too big to fit in your mouth anyway
Anonymous Canada No.212154723
this will be the last /cum/ ever
Anonymous United States No.212154736 >>212154754
>>212154726
Anonymous United States No.212154743 >>212154750 >>212154754
new
>>212154734
>>212154734
>>212154734
Anonymous United States No.212154745
Why are the girls in the city so much prettier
Anonymous Mexico No.212154750
>>212154743
of course
Anonymous United States No.212154754
>>212154736
>>212154743
EVERY TIME
Moe Lested United States No.212154757 >>212154763
>>212154710
Shut up monkey, go back to your own general btw
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.212154763 >>212154779
>>212154757
no you shut up faggot
Moe Lested United States No.212154779 >>212154791
>>212154763
Thread already hit the limit, I'm out of here, go fuck yourself.
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.212154791
>>212154779
i will and then i will cum on your face
Anonymous United States No.212154841
last post award
Anonymous United States No.212155062
>>212151631 (OP)
BAD KITTY