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a complete collapse of our general's infrastructure

Vendula edish

>>212632274
and what did you expect from a beaner? ICE. now.

>>212632314
what are we gonna do, send him back to mexico?

first

tried glancing at a girl while eating lunch hoping to catch her gaze only to realize her face was ugly as fuck and she had a gross fat pear body shape. i swear she didn't look bad in my peripheral vision. the existence of ugly women baffles me. she's not even trying.

i set off running to wake from the dream

>>212632341
Do you live in San Gimignano?

>>212632323
yea you are right. we can send back his brothers and prolly call the cartels for him

Why does woman in slut clothes turn me on harder than fully nude woman?

>>212632363
I think he would be forced into sexual slavery, probably by an ethnic

>>212632367
Why did Mexico steal the colours of the Italian flag?

>>212632363
what a beautiful babygirl

>>212632397
why do you think slut clothes exist in the first place, dingus?

ebay is super shitty now with the "ai" generated item descriptions

>>212632423
but why does it happen????

>>212632439
it's obviously because the tease is more sexy than the actual thing. like when you order something to be shipped and the excitement of having thing is better than actually having thing itself.

many women don't understand the power that teasing clothes can have and overdo the whore part.

dance with my dawgs in the night time

I'm extremely hungry, but I have to wait for ny sidter and friend to elave before I can go out for food
I haven't tried to converse with them since they saw piss coming out of my flaccid penis

>>212632397
>>212632439
the unknown lets the mind fill in the blanks. your brain dreams something ideal while reality is... reality, where women are sometimes kinda flabby and pussies can be kinda gross outies and all the other imperfections of the human form. i guess i'd also say that a big part of being aroused is the context, and nude women don't always have arousing context (like a greek statue for instance). slutty women do, since the clothes are slutty and are built for stripping, teasing, etc.

>>212632294
Cutest tennis player since prime Sharapova. She'll be worth millions if she's half decent in the WTA.

I promise I'm not drunk
I'm just phoneposting without proofreading

Who even buys these

>>212632567
IDK BC THEY ARE DRY AND DISGUSTING

>>212632567
Hate to admit it, but the brits beat us with their Maltesers

>>212632363
This guy looks concerningly like me

>>212632567
hardly know er o algo

>>212632363
why is she posing and voguing with that caption? It comes off like her saying she wants that to happen.

WTF I HEAR MORE PEOPLE OUTSIDE
THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE

>>212632567
i buy them because i like them. but trying to explain to you why whoppers taste good is like trying to explain to a guy who likes vanilla ice cream why he shouldn't actually enjoy it. it's pointless

>>212632439
anticipation is actually gratifying

>>212632624
99.99% of tranners look like homer simpson, and the rest look like jason

kind of want to penetrate a vagina with my penis

girls will be boys and boys will be girls

the jews really did a number on me

*shrugs shoulder*
Boys will fuck boys

>>212632614
of course he wants it to happen dummy

I got rec'd a Russian mob miniseries set in the 90s called The Law of the Lawless today. I can just tell shit is bomb-ass. Ever watch the BPAT movies? Man, that kicked ass.

>>212632747
Would on the black girl

>>212632747
tomboy are cute b/c they do one or two things like boys, but the other 99 things like a girl
it accentuates their true femininity.

>>212632766
troon hands drew this for sure

i'll be having sweet baby making sex with my beautiful gf while you'll be having shit on your dick from a hairy ugly gay incel nigga just like you and then you wonder why i look down on you

go

>>212632611
>This guy looks concerningly like me
get over here so I can make you troon out and become my boiwife

>>212632806
WHEN YOU GO CAN I GO WITH YOUUUUUAAAAAHHHH

>>212632567
they're actually good

>>212632766
The further mangification of western comicbooks will be fascinating to see

Can't believe we invaded Iraq. that shit was retarded

>>212632747
Amanda won

>>212631761
I would be disgusted to learn that someone DOESN'T do this. People actually sitting directly on a public toilet seat is horrific.

>>212632843
>we
Were you a soldier back then?

Eating a can of fruit cocktail

>>212632791
Wrong
>>212632839
it's from 2002
The early 2000s had all kindsa funky art in comics, especially minis

>>212632846
1guanas get the last laugh

me when they show up

>>212632867
I have a perfectly regular shit schedule. I shit every morning at the same time
I can't imagine shitting in a public restroom like an uncouth savage

>>212632843
t. defender of the Axis of Evil

Fruitcake eating a fruit cocktail, lmao.

>>212632891
Nigger fatigue is a real condition get some rest in a nice comfy suburb far away from "urban" folk, fren

>>212632887
Iman inna Ethiopyah deh praise be to Jah! Haile Selassie I!

>>212632878
>The early 2000s had all kindsa funky art in comics, especially minis
I was referring more to the situation.
>remark that is ambiguously sexual
>panel showing characters face, slightly sweating

>>212632922
New Diiv just sounds like MBV 2.0

I wish I looked as good as Freddie Prinze Jr in I know what you did last summer

>>212632946
I listen to Dopamine to this day. Beautiful, beautiful indie pop song.

not gonna jerk off today

>>212632921
i'll need a more powerful prescription.

>>212632930
I see, I think
Would this also fit what you're talking about?

starting to get doubts about whether this girl is actually into me because mixed signals and my wingman hasn't responded to me all day

gonna start taking magnesium something, heard it can give diarrhea

There was an eager men's ergonomic underwear salesman at the store wtf

>>212633035
magnesium glycinate

it didn't give me diarrhea, but it did give me VERY fucked up realistic dreams for about 2 weeks.

>>212633071
gotta get that commission

>>212633006
Perhaps a game of hit the nigger baby might relax you?

>>212633083
i also take magnesium glycinate for sleep and I have noticed more vivid dreams

it beats taking ambien 100%

barberberg fucked me up YET AGAIN i literally just asked for a trim and they cut all my hair off. i swear it’s like im speaking chinese to these fucking people no matter where or go or what i say they just do whatever the fuck they want PISSES ME TVE FICK OFF i’m cutting my own hair from now on. also took an hour

>>212633035
You don't need magnesium for diarrhea when you have thirdie food in your country.

>>212633019
You can tell from the cat's coat colours that she is female. Only female cats can be red, black and white at the same time.

>>212633086
He talked to me about it for 5 minutes

I'm so sick rn cum bros
I don't deserve this I'm a good decent human person

>>212633120
why did you indulge him? also wtf is "ergonomic underwear"

>>212633120
Why even wait 5 minutes just slam the door?

>>212633125
Many horrible horrible things have happened to good decent human persons

>>212633138
Me too kid .. me too

>>212633105
I didn't take it for sleep, didn't really know it helped with that but makes sense. It's supposed to have a whole range of benefits though.

Most of the time I forget my dreams but these I remembered and they were all about real life people and things

I had a dream once about being chased and then killing my pursuer with scissors. It was very real.

singing along to Smooth Operator because I know all the lyrics and think it's a knockout song. Same thing with Chaka Khan's Ain't Nobody. Just love some of these pop R&B radio jams.

>>212633138
kafkaesque

Some people are born to suffer and be losers (you) so that people like me can be successful flourishing winners (me)
It's just the way it is

>>212633237
das right

I am very lucky to see hummingbirds, sparrows, lizards, opossums, and butterflies right outside my bedroom window frequently

>>212633105
>>212633190
nta but I discovered years ago that taking a teaspoon of honey before bed would give me insane dreams. something about the sugars or enzymes causes your brain to go into overdrive while you sleep, wild shit like me running through a city that got nuked and chasing people on a motorcycle.

Peasant meal

Sometimes I think canada, then I know canada

>>212633237
Will you drive us before you to hear the lamentations of our women?

>>212633277
What is the white stuff?

>>212633277
Is that barley?

I used to see frogs, toads, snakes, monarch butterflies, grasshoppers, dragonflies, and praying mantis all the time
One by one they disappeared

>>212633277
Looks better than most of Jason's slop but why do you eat oats for dinner?

>>212633315
>What is the white stuff?
he asks in the /cum/ thread

>wake up in a panic because I forgot that I signed up for a class and its near the end of the semester and im hopelessly failing
>realize im 30 years old and finished grad school 5 years ago
>this will happen again in a few weeks

>>212633315
>>212633319
Oats
>>212633328
Cheap, filling, facilitates my shits

>>212633322
>monarch butterflies
miss those guys

>>212633349
the meat looks great btw, totally makes up for the sad looking side dish

>>212633269
did you take honey just for crazy dreams or some other reason

>>212633322
that's what happens when you grow up

>>212633370
Thanks. It's smoked pork ribs

>>212633358
i see them every day

Sex with jeeta? Im thinking yes

>>212633403
tell them I say hi

>Joan Baez dead at 84
that came out of nowhere

>>212633407
Jeetas are frequently quite pretty facially but a lot of them are really skinny and flat or else pudgy but not busty.

>>212633277
In winter like half the time dinner is pea soup or lentil/soup (sometimes with a little meat) and homemade bread.

>>212633434
good riddance, hopefully Bob Dylan dies soon

>>212633434
idk who that is

ma'am are you a prostitute?

>Ela pensa em casamento
>Eu nunca mais fui a escola

>>212633511
REALLY not beating the "communism is when ugly, deformed freaks make it illegal to be normal" accusations.

I am queer and I stand for Palestine!

>>212633434
Link?

>>212633573
twitter

Fuck You

Dicks out for Harambe

>>212633522
My wife

>>212633511
I feel like if an actual islamic Palestinian would see this they would be immensely demoralized

So women can be whores but we still can't cheat

our society these days

>>212633633
lol

>>212633633
Me on the bottom left

>>212633621
I have two sides...

I use Dior Sauvage because I want to have sexy with crazy hot women like Johnny Depp.

>>212633134
The underwear had a "man pouch" and "you don't need to adjust anymore" etc. Also I don't know what to do in these situations. Dude told me how "the boys won't stick to your legs". The brand was Manmade
I think I embarrassed him by answering his question at the end and he started ignoring me.

I wear polo black myself

I don't use dior sauvage because its the most popular fragrance of all time. I usually wear vesace dylan blue or aqua di gio parfum

I'm in a much better mood now that my screeching sister is gone and my belly is full of pork ribs

>>212633710
>or aqua di gio parfum
I liked this one a lot. never tried the other one

>>212633723
everyone's sister is a complete bitch, come to think of it, it's just that you want to fuck at least some of them so you overlook that.

Tom Ford grey vetiver is probably the best office scent

Old Spice is the only acceptable cologne for hetero men. Everything else is queer shit for fags.

>>212633802
boomer ass smellin nigga

i jerked off to a lab diamond ad in a magazine about 16 years ago
the smell of magazines arouses me sexually still

I wear a cheap tjmaxx cologne I got for christmas. I thought it was ralph lauren at first, turns out its logo just also has a horse on it

>>212632219 (OP)
Source? Looks like a friend's sister

>>212633802
I don't wear cologne but I use Old Spice body wash
different scent every time, right now I have Fiji

>>212633756
I don't want an office scent, but I did love Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille. In fact I should buy some more of it

Man some of the niggas on this board really are retarded

>>212633825
I don't mean the brand, I mean the original scent cologne. Old Spice used to be just a cologne and then an aftershave that smelled the same as the cologne. Now they have all kinds of shit but they do still make OG Old Spice cologne and bitches love it. >>212633814
It literally got hundreds of millions of women to spread their legs.

>>212633816
don't wear that shit. it's worse than nothing

>>212633848
Name them

https://files.catbox.moe/moy4ev.mp4
need your opinion on this

>>212633864
so THATS how they got the funding for those insane commercials back in the 2000s

>>212633837
Women hate that one though, I think Noir Extreme is better

>>212633889
I'm not clicking your link.

>>212633848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwXALk-OR2M

>>212631719
I don’t get it

>>212633881
There are a lot of cheap dupes of popular fragrances which smell very similar to their original.

>>212633909
it's a catbox link nigga!!!

women should shut up

>The Battle of Hong Kong began on December 8, 1941, the day after the attack on Pearl Harbor. Gander helped fight the Japanese invaders on three occasions. The last time, Gander picked up a thrown Japanese hand grenade and rushed with it toward the enemy, dying in the ensuing explosion, but saving the lives of several wounded Canadian soldiers.[3]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gander_(dog)

>>212633925
and most of them are dogshit with way too much alcohol. You can buy a bunch of sample bottles for $5 each and get the real stuff to try until you find something you like.

everybodys skin reacts differently to cologne and so you can get a different smell than you wanted too. or just smell like a middle schoolers locker room

>>212633954
did you click my link lol

>>212633957
Based Gander killing nips like a good boy

[Serious]

Would you make a good boiwife?

>>212633957
>GAIJIN WAN SAVE WOUNDED SORUDJAR? FUCKU U, HERE BOMB!

Shit thread (again)

>>212633621
be funnier if it said “the devil shitters”

A lot of people keep complaining about the thread quality but nobody says what we could do better.

>>212633980
yes, except I'm too tall for most guys

>>212633986
Its fine

>>212633987
that's the great thing about gamermemes though, the subtle nuances are actually quite clever. if they'd had more than1 typo it would be obvious that it was on purpose. but that macro is just cringe and just stupid enough to be something a real gamer would actually create.

I wish i had a job like in The Lighthouse
Just chilling with some deranged drunk old curmudgeon on an island
There's pretty much zero downsides

>>212634016
you could write us a greentext like they used to do

>>212632219 (OP)
10 degrees cooler tomorrow

>>212633980
No, my butthole is always at least a little shitty, and I can't cook anything besides chicken breast and steak

>>212634048
I hated that movie and I love both Dafoe and Eggers and tolerate Pattinson. Hated Nosferatu too though, it seemed like a whole lot of nothing.

>>212634051
Don't want to spend my time writing a quality greentext only to find it getting reposted on r/greentext next week.

>>212634089
MOAR!!

>>212634048
The only downside I can think of would be going crazy, fucking a mermaid, and then killing everyone and everything around you before starving to death.

The Lighthouse is a very underrated movie though. It's awesome how they actually filmed it too, they used real film and B&W exposure was so low they had to super-light the entire scene with giant lamps so the actors were constantly sweating. They needed massive spotlights just to get enough light into the cameras for even dim scenes.

have you ever tried the Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza

>>212634066
Fookin 'el

>>212634109
I don't like ranch, or at least what I've tasted of it here. It's unpleasantly sour.

Pat dogbergs head with my foot. His fur is so soft up there.

The Irish have had enough, it seems.

what did she say?

>at a drive through
>old woman in front of me
>has her turn signal on
>front and rear windshield wipers on
>sitting idle for 10 minutes and didnt notice

My top 5 music albums:
>Wishbone Ash - Argus (1972)
>Felt - Crumbling the Antiseptic Beauty (1981)
>Feelies - Crazy Rhythms (1980)
>Aswad - Hulet (1979)
>The Velvet Underground - s/t (1969)

just ate some gen-you-wine Edam cheese wrapped in some red wax n evrythang

>>212633985
So true

>>212634171
>woman
>driving

nuff said.

thinking of train hopping and hitchhiking across america

I love you

>>212634042
Get his ass

I guess I completely misunderstood what a rape kit was

My remaining top 10 music albums:
>Quicksilver Messenger Service - Happy Trails (1969)
>Wishbone Ash - s/t (1970)
>The Cleaners From Venus - Midnight Cleaners (1982)
>Bob Marley - Uprising (1980)
>Television - Marquee Moon (1977)

>>212634198
>no slim shady LP
cringe

How about Stim Shady and he’s autistic

>>212634268
My entire longhair image and retro music taste was a reaction against Eminem and Limp Bizkit at first

>>212634171
BOTH OF THEM?!
Top tier sex and drugs is a mother fucker

Music autists piss me off

>>212634226
i think we should give women more power and responsibilities, without holding them accountable.

How about Srim Shady and he's just chinese Eminem

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752095761496814.webm

>>212634287
quirky and zoomer pilled XD

>>212634268
Slim Shady? More like twin babies! Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs!

>>212634268
He's a Serb, not a American suburb wigger

I don't know a single album name from the 60s or 70s.

>>212634198
>>212634266
Good taste especially Felt

>>212634198
>>The Velvet Underground - s/t (1969)
Picking this over the banana album is contrarian and absurd.

>>212634293
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!

>was a reaction against
dial8

>>212634323
Dark Side of the Moon, Led Zeppelin 4, Machinehead.

If you know anything beyond that you're a music snob hipster douche.

>>212634312
I'm not a Serb, though my mom's dad was Serbian. I still can't speak Serbocroatian fluently. Slovenian and Serbocroatian surnames are different, sort of like English vs. Dutch ones.

>>212634104
>fucking a mermaid
That's a downside for you? Wtf is wrong with you man where's your masculine drive?

>>212634323
your country produced some excellent experimental electronic and progressive rock music in the 70s, did you know that?
https://youtu.be/w5js_AWq0zs?si=pX1iLIZK0oR2T2n5

What if it's another day in my shit chungus life but instead of squeezing the life out of my pizzle, I stick it into a brunette jewess with a hairy cooze

>>212634353
I don't believe you

>>212634082
Why did you hate it? I thought it was decent

>>212634357
Mermaid pussy is lined with razor sharp teeth.

Slovenians and Czechs are the most germanized Slavs. They are not as primitive as Serbs or Russians.

>>212634339
If it had both Heroin and Sister Ray then I'd reconsider. The Nico songs piss me off, though Nico solo is pretty fucking crazy.

>>212634376
What about Slovaks?
And are Baltic people more germanized than any Slav?

>40 year old virgin
what a laughable concept

>>212634366
This + domestic abuse, heck yeah

>>212634368
of course you don't, you Latinos are all the same. But yeah, Slovenian vs. Serbocroatian is sort of like Portuguese vs. Spanish.

You are you guys so gross?

working out until i throw up

>>212634364
I only know Kraftwerk because, unfortunately, I'm not at all familiar with retro music.

>>212634376
What about Hungarians where do they fall on the civilization scale?

>>212634394
what a laudable* concept

>>212634384
Slovak trad dress and music are Hungarian.

Throwing up until things work out

>>212634410
Suck the dick cheese out of my foreskin

>>212634407
Serbs and Croats think they are different ethnicities.

>>212634426
behind Slovenians, Czechs and Croats, sort of on level with the Serbs, Slovaks and Polacks

>>212633290
>tfw no woman would lament my death

A very straightforward fact about the United States that progressives have tricked them themselves into believing is the opposite of reality is that there are far more neighborhoods in the United States in which a white person would be treated by minorities as unwelcome than there are white neighborhoods in which minorities would be treated as unwelcome.

>>212634384
Baltic people are semi-Nordic. They are also relatively civilized for people who live next to Russia.

W E W

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752081391779577.webm

>>212634482
I would rape out her puddy

>>212634482
bodied that freak

>>212634421
Neu! bro, they were great reimaginers of the German romantic music tradition. Cluster, too. I should have included Neu! '75 in my top 10, I love that album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO7w90YG3Rg

Many of us are probably the descendants of rape babies created hundreds of years ago during some awful war.

I can't sleep
I got no hoes
But I'm one step ahead of youuuuu uuu

>>212634482
>prerogatory

anyone willing to get drunk with me this fortnight?

Roommateberg always comes out at the worst times
Pizza almost done but he's out there what do i do? I don't want it to burn

>>212634532
AI captioning is still retarded and useless.

Nonetheless, I must suck on Ms. Mace's titties.

>>212634542
You don't leave your room when your roomates are in the kitchen/living room?

>>212634482
not watching a video of women talking

>>212634571
Why would i do that? Common courtesy is to let them use the space until they're done with whatever he is doing

>>212634542
How can you LIVE with someone but be afraid to see or talk to them? Nigga are you fucking RETARDED?

>>212634608
what the fuck where did you get that idea you're trolling

>>212634532
remember when Britney Spears had that song, My Prerogative? I thought that was hilarious in the sense that showbiz people really would do anything just to get a response.

Drinking to forget. And it’s only getting me mad instead.

Trynna figure out what this thing called life is in the streets of Bakersfield o algo

>>212634608
Do you live in a shoebox?

Post more incredibly based webms of trannies getting diced and being and asking for apologies

>>212634542
What do parents and pizzas have in common?
If they are black there is no food.

>>212634603
*woman
>>212634540
i cannot i have to wageslave tomorrow + do stuff on the weekend

>>212634608
You don't talk to them?

What do delivery drivers and gynecologists have in common? They both have to smell it but they can't taste it

Eating pussy is kinda gay.

>>212634649
This isn't true in either case. Absolutely nothing to stop them from licking their fingers after the job is done.

>>212634558
I saw her as giga Stacy until I learned her tits are fake

>>212632284
Faustian

>>212634670
nah nigga
i ask her to glaze my face like a donut

>>212634670
Damn right
>yeah let me lick this penis receptacle

>>212634670
It's based

thoughts?

>>212634670
cazzata Malanga!

Did you say happy birthday to Moo Deng?

dear faggot leafs

>>212634649
Not true.

t.gynecologist

*starts dancing up in this mother fucker* yal think I'm playing huh

>>212634718
what's wrong with your nose tho

>>212634701
Lol, watching the episode of The Sopranos last week where uncle Junior gets made fun off for eating pussy.

>>212634670
I agree. Men should at most finger pussy if they aren't using their dick. The clitoris should never be touched. I have an inherent revulsion to the clitoris... I think it's my chad genes subconsciously recognizing it as a recessive underdeveloped micropenis. Women should suck and stroke and receive penis both vaginally and anally though. And no, I'm not being ironic or whatever

Girls have discussions about sucking dick

You dumb white crackers

>>212634757
so do boys

>>212634757
They also talk about how gross their pussies are

>>212634713
Why are some random words capitalized?

The Tang dynasty was so kino. Wish I could've been there.

>>212634638
didn't watch it long enough to spot the troonoid

>>212634776
In all of those girl discussions about sucking dick is atleast one gay man.

>>212634699
only white people who offend browns can be arrested for any reason in the UK

>>212634747
There is a practice of cutting off the clitoris in some African cultures. Maybe they have similar thoughts like you.

>>212634801
We just call it "the 90s" bro

>>212634713
definitely a real letter that was actually sent by the President for sure for real

>>212634830
>There is a practice of cutting off the clitoris in some African cultures
wtf that sounds incredible painful

between you and me i just farted

>>212634801
ching chong ching chow

>>212634834
kek good one brosef

someone bake a nu

Jorked my penis and took the trash out

>>212634610
I can do it easily. I stay in my room most of the time
My home is my place to rest not to make stupid small talk

>>212634783
Our current administration reads and writes on the level of a 12 year old

Bros we cant cut medicaid then how will single women get abortions and continue to be leaches on society

>>212634801
the sequence of genocidal destruction of the Tocharian oasis cities, losing battle with the Arabs and the cataclysmic rebellion by that half-Sogdian general that followed and forever crippled the dynasty is pure kino. Chinese history is very interesting and dynamic.

Might go on an all meat cleanse for 3 months

>>212634648
I say hi excuse me. Then go about what I was doing

>>212634913
dont use this

>>212634858
Are you Albert

I find the India, China, Korea, and Japan beef so funny like nigga your cultures are intertwined dawg
It's like an Italian and a Greek arguing that the other is subhuman

>>212634838
google it, it’s real

>>212634921
I used to do the same with my roommates and they still acted like they didn't want me there

>>212632747
Some kinda dyke bar?

>>212633138
Yeah

>>212634713
I'm not responsible for what the libs do. They fuck me over personally more than they do the united states in general.

Guys listen up. Imagine an Olympic sport like throwing javelins but instead of a javelin the Olympians are pairs where one throws the other. Just throwing a person. The thrown person would have to have good athletic ability too. There can be gender mixed pairs and also men's and women's pairs.

It's insane how much better life is for the middle class in the Middle East. I spent a semester in Jordan and everyone had a maid, chauffeur, etc.
We used to have that here in the U.S. until around 100 years ago. Why the fuck do we have so many illegals and they're still too expensive to hire!!!!