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Anonymous Canada No.213976797 [Report] >>213976911
/brit/
rorke at the beach edition
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213976817 [Report]
poo smells lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213976846 [Report]
rapelad in the back
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213976855 [Report]
Can only imagine how bad that lad eating his lentil curry smells
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213976856 [Report] >>213976920
went into the dentist to book a checkup and all the dental nurse women were in a big gaggle talking at the reception and all stopped talking and looked at me when I entered before one finally offered to help

one was pregnant, presumably with the dentist's baby
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213976859 [Report]
it's cryptic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213976862 [Report]
>>213976548
rorke doing the same
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213976880 [Report]
gonna do it to jiheon
Anonymous Ireland No.213976901 [Report]
women dont have personalities
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213976909 [Report]
poo squeal
Anonymous Australia No.213976910 [Report]
that army has got some well nice trenches

DW
Anonymous France No.213976911 [Report] >>213976947
>>213976797 (OP)
was just about to make the new
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213976917 [Report]
women say as they are told
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213976920 [Report]
>>213976856
Was at the pub the other day and two women at the bar were having a mothers meeting while the guy was rushed off his feet
Really odd behaviour
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213976925 [Report] >>213976944 >>213976969 >>213976973
anyone played black myth wukong? is it soulslop
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213976941 [Report]
stewing in my incel cavern
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213976944 [Report]
>>213976925
Yeah it's pretty dull
Anonymous France No.213976947 [Report] >>213977012
>>213976911
not our place
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213976949 [Report]
Can you spot which prisoner has links to Jewish crime?
Anonymous Ireland No.213976969 [Report] >>213977016
>>213976925
love me some black man wanking
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213976973 [Report] >>213977016 >>213977440
>>213976925
it's chinese so i'll never play it
Anonymous Australia No.213976999 [Report]
Anonymous Mexico No.213977001 [Report]
Soulja Boy... tellem. YOUUUUUUUUUU
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977012 [Report] >>213977053
>>213976947
good thing I'm not actually a frenchman
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977016 [Report]
>>213976969
>>213976973
alright well that has nothing to do with the question does it
Anonymous Australia No.213977025 [Report] >>213977047
The Australian picks two blokes. (E)
Anonymous United States No.213977031 [Report]
I’ve got nipples on my ass, one on each cheek.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977047 [Report]
>>213977025
karl pilkington
funny
Anonymous France No.213977053 [Report]
>>213977012
oi!OI!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977069 [Report]
nofap is so hard once you've experienced the dizzying heights of gay porn
Anonymous Australia No.213977072 [Report] >>213977135
you now remember lolcats
Anonymous United States No.213977110 [Report]
Need Emma Watson to do a poopy in my mouth.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977111 [Report] >>213977143
growing up I believed that stupid meme about cats being forced into glass jars and made to live and grow in there

even told my mate at school about it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977113 [Report]
mental how much I did not care about the shadow girantar
I have a shadow kyogre with the elite TM move though!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977116 [Report] >>213977137 >>213977154
there are 400,000 beetle species which represents 40% of all arthropod species and 20% of all animal species.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977135 [Report]
>>213977072
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977137 [Report]
>>213977116
kill them all
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977141 [Report]
96% barbroach encounter from PvP :)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977143 [Report]
>>213977111
scream
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977150 [Report]
Welcome to your very own urban nightmare - a nocturnal world populated by the sad, the lonely and the emotionally crippled on the wrong side of sunlight. The whole spectrum of Cruel Britannia from
dysfunctional families to heartless government departments.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977154 [Report]
>>213977116
it's mad how much we don't know
Anonymous Ireland No.213977160 [Report] >>213977222
>latvian out sick
>be highly depressed due to missing the cehbs
>new toil girl starts today
>her chebs are about twice the fucking size of the latvian's chebs
>twice the fucking size

Lads, Canslad is definitely getting fired for sexual harrassment but the chebs are so fucking chebastic that they're like if the latvians chebs merged together and that was equal to the size of the new toil girl's chebs

Lads I really do think Canslad is getting fired for staring at the massive mounts on the new toil girl's chest

I did also get the cans to celebrate this new toil girl so WHAEYYYYY
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977161 [Report] >>213977235
Carly Rae Jepsen will be officially performing "E•MO•TION" live in its entirely for the first time ever to celebrate its 10th anniversary.

Unfortunately, Carlybender was unable to secure tickets.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977215 [Report] >>213977340
canslad has been killed for blogposting
Anonymous Australia No.213977222 [Report] >>213977340
>>213977160
you are the most boring man in the history of this general
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977226 [Report] >>213977339
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977235 [Report] >>213977286
>>213977161
you ever use Twickets or the like?

any time I've had to sell tickets to gigs I could no longer attend they were snapped up immediately. I presume from other Twickets users who had email reminders set to ping them if any tickets for X event became available. Worth trying in future x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977246 [Report]
For the crime of being a nonce, you have been sentenced to DEATH
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977271 [Report]
>30
was akhi hit by death ray or summat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977273 [Report]
would have preferred not to have hovered over that webm but it's done now, least I know the thumbnail for future
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977284 [Report] >>213977342 >>213977358
bit bored and have a shit boring life
anyone have any video games they like to play
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977286 [Report]
>>213977235
it's a one night only show in a venue with only 500 capacity
never had a chance x
Anonymous Ethiopia No.213977302 [Report] >>213977364 >>213977393 >>213977431
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977308 [Report]
just seen a big group of -2 katys outside m&s
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977315 [Report]
Surely the next time I blow my nose will be the last of the mucus. My nose won't instantly get blocked again and start dripping as I will blow my nose really hard.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977320 [Report]
remember rucka rucka ali
lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977325 [Report] >>213977361 >>213977392 >>213978170
Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977339 [Report]
>>213977226
/brit/ niggas post the weirdest webms without any explanation whatsoever
Anonymous Ireland No.213977340 [Report] >>213977429 >>213977437
>>213977215
They're just so fucking big, lad.
Like I literally did not fathom that a woman who's fairly slim can have bigger fucking chebs than that LAtvian who's already pretty slim

The chebs are so rotund that frankly, a toilwank might be a ritual I partake in

>>213977222
Trips of truth or more like trips of I don't ive a fuck because I'm on the cans in a bit WAHEEEEEYYYY
Anonymous France No.213977342 [Report]
>>213977284
mass effect
kill batarirans, all of them
Anonymous United States No.213977343 [Report]
Do you love me?
Anonymous Canada No.213977353 [Report]
i always tell myself these gore videos are ai
Anonymous Canada No.213977354 [Report] >>213977404
Haru "Squibby Head" Urara stuns with 16th place result at Arima Kinen
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977356 [Report]
I love whygena!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977358 [Report]
>>213977284
no I spend my free time waiting to go back to work
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977361 [Report] >>213978170
>>213977325
Love. To. See. It.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977364 [Report]
>>213977302
gad dropping some trvthnvkes there
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977389 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977392 [Report] >>213978170
>>213977325
A bone broth. A green tea.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977393 [Report]
>>213977302
yes to all
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977396 [Report]
Britain = YooKay Ltd
France = La France juive
Germany = BRD GmbH
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977404 [Report] >>213977427
>>213977354
post link
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977426 [Report]
Thoughts on White Nationalism lads?
Anonymous Canada No.213977427 [Report] >>213977457
>>213977404
Anonymous Australia No.213977429 [Report] >>213977502
>>213977340
shut the fuck up
Anonymous Canada No.213977431 [Report]
>>213977302
watched a documentary about him once called the century of self
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977437 [Report] >>213977471 >>213977502
>>213977340
>A woman none of us know or can see has bigger tits than another woman none of us know or can see
fascinating stuff
Anonymous Ireland No.213977440 [Report]
>>213976973
Same, have absolutely zero interest in chinkshit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977442 [Report] >>213977468 >>213977491
What's the issue if she's not the one flying it? If she can walk fucking get her on there and pushing that trolley.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977445 [Report]
women are so predicable
Anonymous Australia No.213977457 [Report]
>>213977427
you will not get away with this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977466 [Report] >>213977515 >>213977562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPZ3YrpmidA
wwwwww
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977468 [Report]
>>213977442
woudl
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977471 [Report]
>>213977437
annihilated that mong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977476 [Report] >>213977502 >>213977566
"Canslad" feels like a typical "says inane unprovable stuff to get attention" Spaino character.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977491 [Report] >>213977636
>>213977442
co-ordination is fucked when you're pissed
virgin don't want a lawsuit after she spills a coffee over an old dear
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977492 [Report] >>213977528 >>213977556 >>213977560 >>213977565 >>213977608 >>213977627
today I saw an indian girl in morrison's with big tits
if anyone cares
Anonymous United States No.213977493 [Report]
Where do we stand on holocaust revisionism?
Anonymous Ireland No.213977502 [Report]
>>213977429
Have a lad, can

>>213977437
Glad you think so, lad. Have a can.

>>213977476
Don't foget me and spaino are the same person and we're both the same janny and also for some reason, I'm in a wheelchair but for some reason go on incelwalks, lad
And have a fucking can.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977515 [Report]
>>213977466
チョコボールwwww
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977517 [Report]
girls here are soooooo peng
literally none of them are fat either. all lovely slim and shapely with nice arses
not like home where they MUST become an obese monster the moment they turn 18
Anonymous France No.213977523 [Report]
it's over
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977528 [Report] >>213977688
>>213977492
get her shagged
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977534 [Report]
just having my dinner so i'll be afk for a bit lads x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977537 [Report] >>213977620
>Modern Britain begins with Thatcher's election as PM
interesting
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977544 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977552 [Report] >>213977608
>Meltdown after being caught out
>Repeating a catchphrase to death
>Replying to everyone
Definitely Spaino.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977556 [Report]
>>213977492
I care
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977560 [Report] >>213977608
>>213977492
loads of them have massive chebs
they’d all look so good if they dressed normally
Anonymous Canada No.213977562 [Report]
>>213977466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O8cctZLgIE
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977565 [Report] >>213977688
>>213977492
should have colonised her
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977566 [Report] >>213977608
>>213977476
been pointed out many times that an easy way to prove he's a real person and not a spainzilla character would be for him to make a point of taking a photo of "the cans" with the thread in the backround using his mobile phone and posting it to the thread whenever he's allegedly on the sesh

The canadian trawled the archive and there is only 1 recorded instance of him posting a can of lager. And if you ask him to take a photo he will refuse. Certified LARP.
Anonymous Ireland No.213977608 [Report] >>213977688
>>213977492
And how do you know she was indian and not bangladeshi or perhaps pakistani or even a rare breed like a mixture?

>>213977552
Alri, lad?

>>213977560
How big are big? Like 36-38 F-G cups? Because I'd say that's what the new one has

>>213977566
I've never done that, lad.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977611 [Report]
team rock grunt (female): grr!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977620 [Report]
>>213977537
pretty much yeah, it was the start of london turning into a financial hub
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977624 [Report] >>213977702
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977627 [Report]
>>213977492
DO NOT REDEEM
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977636 [Report] >>213977753
>>213977491
>co-ordination is fucked when you're pissed

She's walking in a straight line from the galley at the front to the one at the back, not solving a maze like a mouse. Get a line up her and get her pushing that cart.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977652 [Report]
rorke eating the pack of melty carrot puffs meant for his little 2 year old niece
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977657 [Report] >>213977676 >>213977708 >>213977709 >>213977715 >>213977737 >>213977802
For the past two years I've just been posting on /brit/ all day. No video games, no films, nothing like that. Just posting on /brit/ either on computer or on phone. And it's crippled my mind. I can only think hateful thoughts and see the worst in everything and everyone
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977676 [Report] >>213977715
>>213977657
ktim except since 2016
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977688 [Report]
>>213977608
>And how do you know she was indian and not bangladeshi or perhaps pakistani or even a rare breed like a mixture?
she had an indian look to her
>>213977528
>>213977565
not sure it's appropriate to do that in a supermarket
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977702 [Report]
>>213977624
i just take a multivitamin and have a generally good diet so my spunkloads are always a good 5 or 6 ropes but since getting on the finasteride (norwood 2-3) it's gone up to 7-8 big spunk ropes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977708 [Report]
>>213977657
just because the thoughts are hateful doesn’t mean they are wrong
/brit/ is the reality of the world and tv and video games are just distractions from it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977709 [Report]
>>213977657
Consider if you'd been doing that since 2014.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977710 [Report]
might take cinder "AAAAH!" ace into PvP and record it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977714 [Report]
>not sure it's appropriate to do that in a supermarket
well you take her to the bathrooms first you melon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977715 [Report] >>213977863
>>213977657
>>213977676
You must do something other than posting on /brit/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977719 [Report] >>213977752 >>213977755 >>213977792 >>213977910
where can i find a curry or chink girl who has white fever?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977737 [Report]
>>213977657
love monging out in front of my computer
no thoughts, just 20 4chan tabs open at a time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977752 [Report]
>>213977719
like with all getting a gf, just ask enough women (in real life)
and go through enough rejection
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977753 [Report] >>213977789
>>213977636
yeah she's also handling hot food and drink, as I said they don't want lawsuits after she drunkenly tips something on someone
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977755 [Report] >>213977783
>>213977719
porn isn't real life
Anonymous Canada No.213977778 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977783 [Report]
>>213977755
no mention of porn was made
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977789 [Report]
>>213977753
and I SAID get a line up her
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977792 [Report] >>213978016
>>213977719
university
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977802 [Report]
>>213977657
heathermong in a rare lucid moment
Anonymous Canada No.213977820 [Report]
i thought brit was an anime free safe space
Anonymous United States No.213977824 [Report] >>213977856
Remotely viewing the ancient maritime inhabitants of the moon's hollow interior. They're speaking in strange tongues. I hate foreign languages/cultures
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977826 [Report]
us
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977848 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977856 [Report] >>213977925 >>213977943 >>213977992
>>213977824
Mental that the CIA actually did this on mars and found an ancient civilisation
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977863 [Report] >>213977890
>>213977715
no
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977867 [Report]
pink and white
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977881 [Report] >>213977960
Maaaan, I might just turn all the electronics in my house off and go to sleep. Y'all ever had some real good sleep?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977890 [Report] >>213977940
>>213977863
don't believe you
Anonymous France No.213977894 [Report]
when mulder hugs samantha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977907 [Report]
dark and light
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977910 [Report]
>>213977719
get a penpal
been doing a language exchange with some japs and they all love whites
there's a reason they want to talk to westerners and it's not just to learn English
Anonymous United States No.213977925 [Report]
>>213977856
I heard about this!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977937 [Report] >>213978000
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977940 [Report] >>213977994
>>213977890
dont care normoid
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977943 [Report]
>>213977856
many people are saying this
Anonymous United States No.213977960 [Report]
>>213977881
can't sleep anymore without 5g signals massaging my brain
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977979 [Report]
we drew and it said I lost!
Anonymous Canada No.213977983 [Report]
we look good in pink and blue
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977984 [Report] >>213978025 >>213978058 >>213978113
if atlantis wasnt real how did that philosopher nigga have the exact city dimensions
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977985 [Report]
watched an episode of the amazing digital circus and it is pure babyshit i wanted fucking KINO where is the KINO these days everything fucking sucks my dense hairy chode
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977992 [Report]
>>213977856
get off the youtube shorts bro :wilted_rose:
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213977994 [Report]
>>213977940
I have no friends or gf, I definitely spend too much time here but I still have a few hobbies, that's aside from the usual watching tv/movies or listening to music. You just stare at /brit/ all day and nothing else?
Anonymous Australia No.213978000 [Report]
>>213977937
good for her <3
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978004 [Report] >>213978035 >>213978047
where do i find a horse faced toothy woman to love
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978005 [Report] >>213978046
carrot and apple slaw made
time to bread the escalopes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978016 [Report]
>>213977792
i'm at university and they all seem very reserved an quiet
they like white guys, but they are too shy to approach me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978025 [Report]
>>213977984
philosopher nigga commonly known as plato
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978035 [Report]
>>213978004
On horses funnily enough
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978046 [Report]
>>213978005
Cor. /brit/ has its own chef, kino
Anonymous Australia No.213978047 [Report] >>213978064
>>213978004
live your truth in new zealand
Anonymous France No.213978053 [Report] >>213978086
>time to bread the escalopes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978058 [Report]
>>213977984
they chucked in loads of bullshit along with legitimate accounts back in those days
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978064 [Report]
>>213978047
true
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978067 [Report]
I would like a Chinese gf with big thick lips
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978075 [Report]
might save up and get a nice camera
using a Powershot G9 now, i've seen people take really nice pictures with it but I think I need the crutch of improved technology as I'm a mongspastic retard
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978080 [Report] >>213978116 >>213978227
It's time to put a little more effort in. Just start small. Maybe some nice trousers or even a shirt. Then you get smart shoes or boots, then you have an outfit that looks better than the sea of trackie bottoms. You are on a mission to improve yourself, that can start with your appearance, even your clothes. Let's get going chaps. Take control of your life, take control of how you look.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978085 [Report] >>213978166 >>213978184
Can't tell if I'm a hideously ugly freak or just normal looking
Anonymous Australia No.213978086 [Report] >>213978165
>>213978053
how many tens of thousands of times dyou reckon youve posted this gay nigger wrist
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978113 [Report]
>>213977984
because it's on wikipedia idiot
> The Atlanta metropolitan area has an estimated population of over 6.4 million and is the eighth-largest metropolitan area in the United States.
Anonymous France No.213978116 [Report]
>>213978080
brilliant gimmick. missed it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978117 [Report] >>213978145
3x rare candies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978131 [Report]
dj gay nigger wrist in the house
Anonymous Canada No.213978145 [Report] >>213978174
>>213978117
can i have one
Anonymous France No.213978165 [Report]
>>213978086
don't know
don't care
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978166 [Report]
>>213978085
if you have never had any women ever approach you and/or say you were good looking then you are probably ugly
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978170 [Report] >>213978237
>>213977325
>>213977361
>>213977392
In light of recent weather changes, it's an honour to be joined by well-dressed men
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978174 [Report]
>>213978145
never
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978184 [Report]
>>213978085
Im a hideous freak both inside and out. The world wil not miss me when i die and i hope there is no hell or i will be in it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978187 [Report] >>213978240 >>213978248 >>213978283
When you’re wearing an overcoat walking through The Horde of Trackie Bottoms it’s like the sea parting before Moses.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978189 [Report] >>213978449 >>213978655
Perhaps the hardest pill to swallow is that even though we speak to one another here every day, none of us know each other. There's a hard cap on how much you can 'care' about other people in such circumstances.

Don't get me wrong, when lads pipe up that they're going through it or sad or having thoughts of the ol' 'cide I'll sincerely try to talk them down but if you take time to really think about the nature of the interactions here, it's a very hollow simulation of what real connection looks like.

For me, I have no one else in my life. No friends, no gf, family are strangers to me. I use this thread and website as a sort of methadone-like social maintenance subsitute, as sad as that is. But if you compare this environment to real relationships that normal people have, it's not even close. Real people have obligations to one another and it adds a significance that we can never experience.

I could die tonight and none of you would know. I've posted here for 11 years and literally no one would notice or care if I stopped. You can put as much time into this place as you want and you'll never get anything out of it because all the interactions are totally dissociated from reality, by design. But I get that for most of us here, this is what he have, this is what we're working with. If I thought I could go out and be Mr Superstar socialite with friends and girlfriends and all that then I'd do it.

Instead we're all stunted in our own ways and this environment serves as a lifeline of sorts. It serves to just about satisfy the human need for interaction and socialisation. Deep down you know it's false, unsatisfying, a pale imitation of real connection but for many of us it's all we have.

>long post, didn't read fuck you
Understandable.
Anonymous United States No.213978205 [Report]
do you know about the manning family? do they look like brits to you guys?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978213 [Report] >>213978260 >>213978272 >>213978300 >>213978486
in 2018 i met a lad off /brit/ we went to the pub and watched a game of footy, was surprisingly normal and he bought me 4 pints too what a good lad

cant fathom meeting any of you freaks based on the current state of /brit/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978227 [Report] >>213978246 >>213978295
>>213978080
Any recs on shoes lad? I want to find a casual 'shoe' that I can wear with a nice pair of trousers that isn't narrow
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978230 [Report]
Evelyn whinge ova here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978237 [Report]
>>213978170
>well dressed
>trainers
>beany hat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978240 [Report]
>>213978187
Classic post.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978246 [Report]
>>213978227
birkenstocks and socks combo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978248 [Report] >>213978286
>>213978187
>ayo Moses how bout you part with that wallet

>coat too
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978260 [Report] >>213978307
>>213978213
Didn't see him again then?
I used to play Rocket League with a lad from /brit/, very nice bloke
Anonymous United States No.213978272 [Report] >>213978363
>>213978213
how did you even set up the meetings? did you just post where you were going or did you guys get each others contact via /brit/?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978283 [Report]
>>213978187
Bane?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978286 [Report]
>>213978248
*pulls out a concealed pistol and blows them all away*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978292 [Report] >>213978311
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978295 [Report]
>>213978227
Chukkas and dessert boots are the best casual shoes
Cheaney
Crockett & Jones
Loake
Time to get a move on.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978300 [Report] >>213978441
>>213978213
>he bought me 4 pints what a lad

So there's 2 possibilities here, either he bought you 4 pints and you bought him 4 back, in which case both of you broke even so it's no gesture at all. OR he bought you 4 pints and you didn't buy him 4 pints back in which case you've come across as a complete knob.

Which is it?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978307 [Report]
>>213978260
nah he got the train from the north east down to london, he offered me a night out in newcastle but i couldn't be arsed

still have him on ig i think
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978311 [Report] >>213978349 >>213978411
>>213978292
Common 2016mong L (he is never right)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978321 [Report]
Anyone else noticed more white lads dating/marrying jeetas now?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978322 [Report]
>Goldman couldn't predict what that would look like, but he said that's the intermediate step. "I'm going to jump to the end step," he said. "The end step is that most online users are going to be required to age authenticate most of the time they visit websites. That's going to become the norm." In a paper he wrote, Goldman called these statutes "segregate-and-suppress" laws.

https://mashable.com/article/age-verification-is-going-to-destroy-the-entire-internet

Well, that's it. The internet is fucking dead. Fucking grim.

Is I2P the future?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978343 [Report]
>dessert boots
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978349 [Report] >>213978370
>>213978311
He's right though. 4chan will almost certainly be blocked by the end of the year.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978350 [Report]
connor getting done for nicking cornflakes from asdas
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978363 [Report]
>>213978272
gave him a temp email to send me his ig
Anonymous United States No.213978364 [Report] >>213978606
if you don't monero, use ip2/tor and host your own email server you are ngmi
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978370 [Report]
>>213978349
Why are you talking about yourself in the third person 2016mong?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978378 [Report] >>213978430 >>213978465 >>213978603
leftypol turning a blind eye to this one

>It was September last year when 24-year-old Kelly was on a Qatar Airways flight from Doha to London Gatwick after a trip to Africa. But two hours before landing, Kelly - whose name has been changed for this article - was woken by the man sitting next to her, sexually assaulting her.

>"His hands were down my trousers and I said to him, 'What are you doing?' I said, 'Stop'. He said, 'No, please'. And I had to force his hand out of my trousers and that just made me get up straight away. I left my phone, I left my bag, I left my passport, I left everything. I left my shoes and ran into the toilet, left the door open [and] told the flight attendant," she says.

>Momade Jussab, 66, was arrested as soon as the flight arrived into Gatwick. He was subsequently charged with one count of sexual assault by penetration and two counts of sexual assault, and was found guilty after a trial in March. He is now serving a six-and-a-half year prison sentence.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978402 [Report]
invest in a nice pair of leather boots
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978404 [Report]
Dressing smarter in this slovenly world is an Act of Defiance.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978405 [Report]
Crumblign
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978411 [Report] >>213978422
>>213978311
you are actually mentally deranged at this point lmao
Anonymous Australia No.213978416 [Report]
owbout dat pwix faishe when he saw da gyatt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978422 [Report]
>>213978411
Lol you're one to talk.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978430 [Report]
>>213978378
Talk about flying blind
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978441 [Report] >>213978476
>>213978300
nah he got 4 rounds in
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978449 [Report] >>213978546
>>213978189
no one here is in denial about this
everyone is in here because they are unable to experience those real relationships you mention
it's an escape from reality, but a reality that does not exist for us even if we tried
Anonymous United States No.213978465 [Report]
>>213978378
>Momade Jussab,
pakijeet strikes again, why are all types of jeets always raping women
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978471 [Report]
Need NEED NEED an obese white woman with a bitchy attitude and smelly breath to have really bad sex with when she's not watching shite on TV all day
Anonymous United States No.213978475 [Report]
Here's a list of games that Buddha would not play:

Games on boards with 8 or 10 rows. This is thought to refer to ashtapada and dasapada respectively; however, later Sinhala commentaries refer to these boards also being used with games involving dice.[2]
The same games played on imaginary boards. Akasam astapadam was an ashtapada variant played with no board, literally "astapadam played in the sky". A correspondent in the American Chess Bulletin identifies this as likely the earliest literary mention of a blindfold chess variant.[5]
Games of marking diagrams on the floor such that the player can only walk on certain places. This is described in the Vinaya Pitaka as "having drawn a circle with various lines on the ground, there they play avoiding the line to be avoided". Rhys Davids suggests that it may refer to parihāra-patham, a form of hop-scotch.
Games where players either remove pieces from a pile or add pieces to it, with the loser being the one who causes the heap to shake (similar to the modern game pick-up sticks).
Games of throwing dice.
Dipping the hand with the fingers stretched out in lac, or red dye, or flour-water, and striking the wet hand on the ground or on a wall, calling out "What shall it be?" and showing the form required—elephants, horses, etc..
Ball games.
Blowing through a pat-kulal, a toy pipe made of leaves.
Ploughing with a toy plough.
Playing with toy windmills made from palm leaves.
Playing with toy measures made from palm leaves.
Playing with toy carts.
Playing with toy bows.
Guessing at letters traced with the finger in the air or on a friend's back. (letters in the Brahmi script)
Guessing a friend's thoughts.
Imitating deformities.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978476 [Report] >>213978559
>>213978441
In what world did you think that was OK lad?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978480 [Report] >>213978512 >>213978539
severe increase in indians in my locale
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978484 [Report]
mommy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978486 [Report]
>>213978213
ever shag him up yhe arde?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978512 [Report]
>>213978480
My girlfriend
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978530 [Report] >>213978579 >>213978583
I don't live in an etchnic povvo area yet two of my neighbours have motability cars. I checked.

Seems almost everyone is rinsing the system except me.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978539 [Report]
>>213978480
thought they didn't drink
Anonymous United States No.213978540 [Report]
nah but fr guys you should buy monero, it'll be worth like $1k in one years time
Anonymous Australia No.213978546 [Report]
>>213978449
fuck off to /r9k/ or some other freak containment zone if you're seriously operating under the assumption that every /brit/ poster is a friendless incel
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978559 [Report] >>213978615
>>213978476
idk i offered to get a round and he said no so i stopped asking
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978571 [Report]
I want to dress smarter but I live in a council estate so I might get stabbed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978579 [Report]
>>213978530
you can barely spell ethnic mate put the graphs away
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978583 [Report]
>>213978530
good. everyone should be rinsing them as much as possible.
they dont like it? change the system
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978587 [Report]
leftypol's daughter was gaped by a bame
but have no fear, he knows who's to blame
the billionaires, he says with exact precision
they're the source of our country's derision
paying no taxes, and everything for free
"young mbombo isn't to blame" he says with glee
Anonymous Canada No.213978603 [Report]
>>213978378
why aren't you posting the current news article about how she's been denied victim compensation because the airline isn't uk registered?

this is where the american or even canadian civil lawsuit system is useful
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978606 [Report] >>213978822
>>213978364
What outbound gateway do you use for your email server
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978612 [Report] >>213978623 >>213978659
aha a racist little rhyme, how droll
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978615 [Report] >>213978692
>>213978559
I appreciate you didn't know due to your autism however it's not good to be letting someone else buy 4 (four) rounds for you while you sit there doing nothing. If he says no you just stand up and physically go to the bar, saying "it's my round what do you want?".
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978623 [Report]
>>213978612
shut up you biomass cunt
Anonymous Australia No.213978625 [Report] >>213978673
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978632 [Report]
Off to the local Indian, anyone want owt?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978650 [Report]
calling something racist doesnt make it wrong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978652 [Report] >>213978826
Fuck it. It's Autumn.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978655 [Report]
>>213978189
This is true and why I've stopped trying to make friends online. It's every website, not just here. You could probably be more successful in real life than you think. You don't have to be a super socialite, having a few people you can connect with is good enough.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978658 [Report]
would be mad if they actually banned porn that would be mental
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978659 [Report]
>>213978612
glad you enjoyed it
hoping to get it onto a poetry book
should be on the reform webshop this autumn
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978663 [Report]
can't wait for all the PIPscum to be thrown to the wolves
Anonymous Australia No.213978669 [Report]
get the brown biofuel fed into white hot fission reactors
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978671 [Report] >>213978732
Wish I was Indian so badly
Anonymous Canada No.213978673 [Report] >>213978729
>>213978625
what form of mental illness causes someone to make an image like this let alone post it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978674 [Report] >>213978717 >>213978735 >>213978741
eating a tesco finest spaghetti carbonara that went in the microwave for 4 minutes
isn't very nice and i'm going to learn to cook i reckon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978683 [Report]
You lads seen the results of operation raising the colours?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978692 [Report]
>>213978615
not a fucking gimp nor a woman if i offer you a beer either say yes or no not a 'no but actually yes except you need to read my mind'
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978696 [Report]
britain is hell on earth
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978703 [Report] >>213978760
White men complaining about Indian testosterone again
Anonymous Ireland No.213978714 [Report] >>213978737
Right, lads.
Starting the fucking cans early. WHAEEEEYYYYY
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978717 [Report]
>>213978674
are you
will you
mental
that's mental
mad
mad how
mad how mental this is
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978724 [Report]
anyone have that webm from last week its like a woman on a boring date then it cuts to her fucking the guy and she says something like "bet you didn't expect this" i think it was maybe a french flag poster

yes i have already looked at all webms posted by brits in the last week and a half
Anonymous Australia No.213978729 [Report]
>>213978673
probably after his breadwinner gf got back from a long day at the construction site and he got a whiff of that sea herring pussy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978731 [Report]
helperlad has died
Anonymous United States No.213978732 [Report] >>213978984
>>213978671

https://youtube.com/shorts/uwzyRdhaxyU?si=EsSPmWAtQf3eczMo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978735 [Report]
>>213978674
i can teach you if you want
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978736 [Report]
DO YOU WANT TO SEE A GUILLOTINE IN PICCADILLY
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978737 [Report] >>213978771
>>213978714
grim alkie twat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978741 [Report]
>>213978674
good move but start with an easier type of 'ghetti than carbonara, it's pretty easy to accidentally make scrambled eggs with the sauce
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978758 [Report] >>213978804 >>213978862
Mental how it actually is the bankers the bonuses.
Anonymous Australia No.213978759 [Report]
mad how mental it all is
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978760 [Report]
>>213978703
don't think it exists

10 olympic golds. in total.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/India_at_the_Olympics
Anonymous Ireland No.213978771 [Report]
>>213978737
Have a fucking lad, can
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978773 [Report]
Just found out the original Britons were actually Spanish and not Celts

The celts came a few thousand years later
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978781 [Report] >>213978871
the tories the tories the tories
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978804 [Report]
>>213978758
rorke has been saying so for years
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978815 [Report]
if i ever start coming to /brit/ to larp get me bished bashed and boshed
Anonymous United States No.213978822 [Report] >>213978900
>>213978606
https://github.com/lukesmithxyz/emailwiz
Anonymous United States No.213978826 [Report] >>213978884
>>213978652
That looks like America where we say fall
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978836 [Report] >>213978870 >>213978893 >>213978919 >>213978950 >>213979107
get it sucked rorke
Anonymous United States No.213978854 [Report] >>213978882
That’s a tranny willy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978862 [Report] >>213978897
>>213978758
nah it's the benefit scrounging scum who need to be ground down into mincemeat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978870 [Report] >>213978898
>>213978836
feel like I remember her from somewhere
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978871 [Report] >>213978916
>>213978781
Nigel faridge
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978882 [Report]
>>213978854
and it's on MY computer screen
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978884 [Report]
>>213978826
It's Pembroke, MA. My hometown.
Anonymous Ireland No.213978893 [Report]
>>213978836
Willard alert! Tranny in the dungeon!
Anonymous Australia No.213978897 [Report]
>>213978862
the white biomass
Anonymous United States No.213978898 [Report]
>>213978870
>her
Anonymous United States No.213978900 [Report]
>>213978822

>Read the Word of God from your terminal

Imagine having 90% of your repositories written in shell or CSS. Grim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978908 [Report] >>213978926
right well that's a woman standing naked showing off her tits and willy and then turning around and rapidly shaking her bum
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978916 [Report] >>213978971
>>213978871
hate this little cretin
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978918 [Report] >>213979007
shell is based
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978919 [Report]
>>213978836
who dis?
Anonymous United States No.213978926 [Report] >>213978979
>>213978908
Right but it isn’t a woman is it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978934 [Report] >>213978958
Spainpaedo just spamming tranny porn
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978950 [Report]
>>213978836
Cut marks. Oof. Perfect for Timmy x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978958 [Report]
>>213978934
He's seething that I done him earlier. Throwing his toys out the pram as it were.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978971 [Report] >>213979023
>>213978916
now... you see... the people of /brit/... say they don't like me...
i think.... it's hard... to see... why!
Anonymous Ireland No.213978979 [Report]
>>213978926
Depends on your defition of woman, lad
If you're a normal person with a normal brain then it's a lad with tits
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213978984 [Report]
>>213978732
>the punchline is just being Indian
>crowd explodes with laughter
Almost feel bad for the jeets
Anonymous United States No.213979007 [Report]
>>213978918
Java/Spring apps are the future. Get with the program
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213979023 [Report]
>>213978971
aaaaAAAAAAAA i'm going to squeeze your bald head i'm going to pull your little beard off
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213979051 [Report]
Need to stop noticing shapely buttox in my side eye
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213979059 [Report] >>213979091 >>213979114
I reckon one or two lads are genuinely evil hate-filled cunts and for that reason I am announcing my retirement from /brit/posting activities, effective immediately
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213979091 [Report]
>>213979059
see you tomorrow
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213979101 [Report] >>213979138 >>213979142
your dinner, rorke.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213979107 [Report]
>>213978836
cockmogs me!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213979114 [Report]
>>213979059
Me and a couple of other lads are genuinely good love-filled angels which balances it out thoughbeit. Stay please.
Anonymous United States No.213979117 [Report] >>213979146
Google's definition of "mainline":

main line
/ˌmān ˈlīn,ˈmān ˌlīn/
noun
noun: mainline

1.
a chief railroad line.
"the crash blocked traffic on the main line"
North American
a chief road or street.
2.
informal
a principal vein as a site for a drug injection.

verb
verb: mainline

informal
inject (a drug) intravenously.
"Mariella mainlines cocaine five times a day"

>"Mariella mainlines cocaine five times a day"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213979120 [Report]
um
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213979125 [Report] >>213979153 >>213979179 >>213979248
Anyone watching Opening Night Live?
Anonymous Canada No.213979132 [Report]
bit gay if you ask me
Anonymous United States No.213979136 [Report]
I want to smell Emma Watson’s farts.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213979138 [Report] >>213979184
>>213979101
who dis?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213979142 [Report]
>>213979101
gets on my knees
Anonymous Australia No.213979146 [Report]
>>213979117
mariella on a mad one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213979153 [Report]
>>213979125
don't know what that is
Anonymous Ireland No.213979156 [Report]
>>213979150
>>213979150
>>213979150
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213979179 [Report]
>>213979125
Keep us abreast of any interesting gaming developments
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213979184 [Report]
>>213979138
xoangeldoll
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213979248 [Report]
>>213979125
no, opening night is always boring
shall wait for gematsu to drop the good bits