Thread 213990626

prozac edition

previous: >>213989265

i like those videos where the guys hire mexicans at the home depot then take them to the theme parks and go on rollercoasters together. those are cute.

Anyone else excited for the new Taylor Swift album?

My faither he wis a Glesga man
My mither cam frae Troon
They baith hae their say the other day
It's time you settled doon my lads
It's time you settled doon

hope that futa guy doesn't show up

Lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

>>213990633
bottoming is way harder than taking dick in your vagina, you have to train for it and stretch and douche beforehand
wish i were a girl so i could escape this chud hell

>>213990654
No her music sucks

>>213990663
You're Mexican and probably listen to reggaeton.

Human sexual relations are fundamentally broken due to the fact that sperm is cheap and eggs are expensive

>>213990654
are you obese, brown or a woman?

women are literally twerking and having sex on top of civilization while it burns

>>213990678
technically, its been this way from the dawn of humanity

Being envious of women for being able to be passive sex havers is probably the gayest fucking thing I've ever read in this thread. Like you like dick more than most women probably

>>213990685
BUBBLES!!!

the moment i start typing something i know it's going to be cringe

>>213990676
I listen to Britney, Beyonce and Rihanna, however

>>213990678
you have way too many false assumptions baked into your post

>>213990648
I do this but then I drop them off at ICE headquarters

>>213990685
not a fan of 1-car garages like that, not enough space and you always feel cramped. would rather just park outside.

>>213990691
um yeah nigga we gay as fuck up in this biiiitch

>>213990699
There are no false assumptions, what I described is a statement of fact

>>213990708
No that's just you, and we want you to leave

Margaret Qualley and Geraldine Viswanathan in Drive Away Dolls

if cheeto hitler and the puritan squad ban pornography, i will probably stop jerking off.
but i won't make any effort to find a bio-hole and continue life in the west.
bringing a child into a collapsing, browning, shittified future is just wrong.

>>213990655
o Troon o' Scotland
when will we see yer like again
who fought and died for yer wee bit hill an' glen
and stood against him

Proud Edward's army
tay send him homeward tay think again

what even is futa

I want a beverage that is coffee, booze, and a protein shake all in one. Somebody invent that please.

>>213990691
sex is an important part of being a human

if you are constantly deprived it will get to you eventually

>>213990717
nyo ;3

>>213990712
you lack the critical thinking skills to have a conversation.

>>213990744
Bluepill cope

>>213990724
White women mog brown women so hard.

>>213990734
i'll do you one better: who even is futa

>>213990702
incredibly based

listening to the album xenotaph by fallujah rn.
ask me anything

>>213990741
Nathan is a western name. Stop being racist.

>>213990685
why is the filename "oops"?

>>213990760
ur MOTHER

>>213990758
what about chinese (taiwan) women, or japs?

>>213990775
White women > East Asian women > brown women

>>213990766
t. Margery Prajujiptu

Kinda crazy how if you download 3fun or feeld or any app like that and you set your location to a city in a white country you find out that most white men have dick sucking fantasies

started watching cheers
it's very seinfeldianesque

what did epstein even do that was so bad
the girls were what, 17 year old runaways?
i mean that's not GREAT but there are worse guys out there and the girls probably got paid well and lived a lavish lifestyle

>>213990774
that would be so weird lol
imagine if your mom was a big sexy futa lady haha eeeewwwwwww

>>213990770
you can see her dildo on the right

gonna go to okinawa for a end of summer karate study camp

>>213990785
mexican sees more than he can count on his fingers and thinks, "dios mio! all these gringos must be as gay as me, eh!"

>>213990763
if you were trapped in the basket of a hot air balloon flying over the city of split, croatia and your fuel tank ran out such that the balloon began to deflate, what would you do

>>213990736
illegal

>>213990657
I almost died from just walking at the anime convention because I didn't drink enough water.

Does he come with the couch?

>>213990804
i would pretend to be redditjeet and brian and goshpedo and i turn my head up and blow hot air until the balloon reinflated, and carried me to safety

>>213990789
They were forced to have sex with old people.

I think I would be happier if I believed in god

>>213990834
i'm forced to work a real job, busting my back in the hot sun for 9 hours a day for the rest of my life

>>213990839
I believe in Yoko & me

>>213990736
alcohol impedes protein synthesis
but you don't care about that, so just brew a coffee with some protein powder as creamer and then pour in shots of liquor to taste
easiest thing in the world

>>213990848
Yeah but you can quit when lever you want

>>213990802
You sound upset, why is that

won an atheist vs theist debate earlier

>>213990839
life isn't about just being happy all the time

>>213990854
and then what, starve to death and be homeless?
those whores can just get a different job or find a new sugardaddy, or just marry some dumb chump

>>213990868
You can't find a different job? How that their fault? Why are you mad at them?

>>213990839
Well God believes in you, brother.

>>213990868
>those whores being held on an island can just get a different job

Yoko Ono was a trick ass hoe but honestly she ruined nothing. John was a thoroughbred cuck and wanted to be a shamepig. Getting his shit pushed in by that snubnose .38 was a dream come true for a turbocuck like Lennon.

its crazy that only Iberian-Americans can hang and beat Europeans when it comes to

If I hear see the slightest curly perm
trap music playing on spotify
people in their 20s pretending to be sedevacantists
Then you get to ring ishowspeed's doorbell

>>213990789
it's antisemitism plain and simple

>>213990917
time to FUCK

>>213990848
That's exactly like a child being raped yeah

stop smoking weed, drinking alcohol, and gooning
grow tf up

>murder is le wrong
>except when it's terrorists, extremists, serial killers, or anyone whose political opinion happens to be different from mine
K so murder is fine so long as you can rationalize it

>>213990917
its a cosmic joke that i cant have consensual sex at least ONCE with a woman who looks like this

>>213990926
Here take this

I'm gonna get drunk and kill myself tonight if anyone wants to watch

i'm broken and no man will want me.

>>213990789
I mean that alone isn't horrendously bad but he would film all of it to blackmail people. He was a serial black mailer
Definitely a sleazy creep

>>213990950
stream where

its crazy that only Latinos can hang and beat Europeans when it comes to anything sports.

Boxing, Muay Thai, Wrestling, Jiu Jitsu, Football, Tennis, Baseball, Formula 1.

>>213990917
ugh... la belle juive...

im back

it's 'moderately attractive' or 'plain', not 'mid'

>>213990935
>murder is fine so long as you can rationalize it
that's the gist of it, yes
>stealing is wrong
>except when it's the government taking it from your paycheck

>>213990926
>>213990936
Real, sounds like it’s time to hit the gym bros

>The Latinx schizo is back
Hooray

I don’t really dig the 4chan atmosphere anymore. People just trying to make each other mad or trying to win some argument. And for what? Just to spread negativity as much as possible? I’ve won arguments, baited people, and insulted people and honestly none of it made me feel any better. When I think back on my years on 4chan, the best moments are the moments of genuine, but fleeting, connection and camaraderie. That’s the stuff I like. But I’ve come to understand that all the pervasive nastiness is pathetic. All the baiting and fighting and insulting are the signs of desperately sad anons projecting their anger and hate on anyone and everyone. And that’s why I’m leaving 4chan but I’ll be back later obviously because quitting is not possible and I’m gay.

TL;DR: 4chan should be a chill hangout spot, not thunderdome for retards.

need a juicy mid slampig like this

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Pussy bald call that Jeanette McCurdy

>>213990917
Mid.

think i got a fetish for women with big thighs when my hot 1st grade teacher would always wear shorts

Pulcinella is scary as hell

>>213990992
I’d be down for that too

>>213990993
Sexo with mature aged legal teens who just turned 18...

it's crazy that Latinos make better Metal than Europeans

I wonder if the camp counselor that molested me is still working

it's crazy that latinos make better trannies than europeans

>>213990988
Shut up nigger faggot i'm not reading all of that

am not chudmaxxed so no asian women

>>213991039
I got molested by my friend's brother when i was 5

>>213991042
No they don't

>>213991039
>>213991054
Fags are not welcome here

>>213991039
>>213991054
Did you guys turn out gay?

I started lifting as a kid so I could get molested but it never happened

>>213991062
>>213991069
I'm not gay

>>213991057
Yeah they do

I want to get high tonight but I have nothing to do. So I’ll just sit there high and bored. So I will not get high.

>>213991018
Wouldn’t really say that’s a fetish, most guys are just naturally attracted to thighs unless you are obsessed

this guy named stanley offered me a dollar a minute to suck his dick when i was a kid. I said no but i almost caved

>>213990626 (OP)
me on the left

my sausage in a bun was cold by the time i got them put together with condiments

>>213991069
im a bisexual top but im like 90% towards women tho

>>213991069
Most people that get molested don't turn out gay

>>213991085
>>213991057
>>213991042
we are anti-tranny because we are devout Catholics and loyal to our history whereas you sell out your people to the jews

Would you like to expand on your phobia of alcohol and social gatherings, give us the *tiktok* point of view?

stop posting about trannies. seriously.

>>213991085
Sepultura and what else? And technically Sepultura aren't even latinos.

>>213991088
its been a mild obsession even before puberty which is why i even mention it

>>213991070
lel

the newsom vibe shift is crazy, a vance guy talmud interpreter at palantir was like “my rabbis really excited about gavin, i love seeing him excited about politics. i might vote for him” what’s goying on

>>213991123
I have to post about trannies and indian immigrants every single day or I will actually pass away and become dead.

Inflation is out of control.

>>213991149
Stop stealing tweets and reposting them here

>>213991121
>We Latinx are anti-tranny
Please consult this chart

>>213991149
It's completely artificial they're just astroturfing. No one genuinely likes that faggot

>i'm a sick fuck, i like a quick fuck
kanye truly is a sick and twisted individual

>>213991123
ok but who's your favorite tranny

Remember that at the minimum 8% of all your wages are taxed and sent straight to boomers who can buy a house when you can’t.

>>213991130
Oh yea nvm then, it didn’t grow on me til way after

>>213991188
good. they earned it.

Are they discord troons? Soyteens? No matter. They are not equipped for an engagement with us.

>>213990766
Nathan is a Hebrew name

does anyone have the i'm riding with biden copypasta?

>>213991222
yeah

>>213990812
Is that Snacks?

>>213991227
can you post it?

I don’t want to work

>>213991237
no

>>213991240
be a neet incel

I just want to bang on my drum all day

>>213991240
i juuust wanna baaang on the drum all day

>>213991253
>>213991254
based and drumpilled

catberg REALLY wants to play but i'm so sick i can barely stand.

its dessert time for this guy

>>213991248
rude

Eating flan
Don’t like it

if i die least i get to stop suffering

the key to enlightenment?
gay tantric butt sex.

>>213991281
yeah i never liked it

>>213991266
it's August how the fuck are you sick do you have AIDS

I hope you don't have AIDS honestly.

Watched most of an anime called Kowloon Generic Romance, it's pretty good, I see themes of humanistic psychology in it.

>>213991295
aids isn't real

>>213991295
it started out as a sore throat but now i'm coughing and i have a fever.

>>213991292
Okay but where do I find someone to touch my butt with their dick?

>>213991307
yeah hiv

>>213991281
I love flan

>>213991305
Brian shut the FUCK up.
>>213991307
Vaxxx status?

i dont think it's possible to not like flan

>>213991295
theres been an uptick in respiratory illnesses in the us in the last couple weeks

Watching INCEPTION. Really like the part where they're dreaming.

>>213990812
$300 foe a beat up old sofa? some people just have no shame (or they're jewish)

weather gets drier and hotter every year, currently smelling smoke

>>213991328
its very mid. definitely wouldnt be my dessert of choice

>>213991308
grindr
>>213991323
facts don't care about your feelings

I cannot beat purple stake in Balatro. I just can't. It is forbidden to me. It cannot be done. Me beating purple stake must violate some law of causality.

>>213991344
you're having a stroke

foids can't go on the internet without turning into WHORES

>>213991334
sounds like another ramp up for a Scamdemic 2.0 if you know what I mean

>>213991356
nope there's just grass burning in a field somewhere

>>213991363
hot

Suitcase dirty af. How do I clean this?

can we talk about something serious for once

>>213987972
i'm not a tranny
>>213962239
how many times must i repeat myself
i was never molested. i simply exchanged CONSENSUAL handjobs with my cousin when i was 8 years old. big difference.

>>213991375
sure let's help this guy out >>213991369

people that reply to brian are the cancer killing cum

>>213991381
nice of u to join us kanye

>>213991363
attention whoring is like a drug, eventually they get numb and have to do harder stuff to get a buzz

>>213991363
and they profit off of chuds like you. girl bosses for the win

>>213991389
whose the victim? we enjoy the ride and she gets the attention

>>213991391
it's indians and boomers, they don't even know what chud means

>>213991387
why are there third world apezilians in cum

>>213991389
so it seems, just kind of strange they all do it. who the fuck is paying for that shit anyways? I assume your average incel libshit

>>213991401
i would profit off of billions of indians and boomers with my erotic photos if i could

>>213991401
The fag isn't smart enough to figure that one out though

stream of conscious
stream of piss

I’ve seen the light. I hate fat bitches now

>>213991280
I never had it in the first place

Gotta look out for number one

>>213991409
liberals are literally the opposite of incels. we respect women and are sex positive thanks to our secular views.

cool, my nose randomly decided to start bleeding

*stiffens my upper lip*
women are human too

the mature section on xhamster is severely lacking, I'll tell you that much

>>213991435
my nose would bleed all the time when I was a teenager

just turned on my nose bleed ray and pointed it across the atlantic

>>213991401
>>213991418
LOL chuds btfo'd

>>213991433
yeah alr jason

>>213991431
Indeed

why hasn't blackrock or private equity bought www dot four chan dot org yet

>>213991451
fortunately my state doesnt touch the atlantic

>>213991456
They had some hot bitches on that show

>>213991458
cause it's not profitable

>>213991452
imagine what kind of people those 20-30% of women are

>>213991458
real question is why elon hasn't done it

in previous decades i wouldnt have been a..... oh who am i kidding. never mind

>>213991464
but what about my four chan pass

Ate a pbj sandwich, it is getting dark outside

hot bitches you say???

>>213991459
it crossed that and the states in between >:)

god help me I hate summer so much

>it's all indians and boomers

>>213991467
powerful girl bosses who take advantage of white chuds like (you)

White women belong to Latinos

specifically Mestizos

is bully anon here?

>>213991490
it was maybe 80 degrees here today

>>213991492
I wouldn't mind the mayo sandwich curse.

weather is once again starting to be too hot to wear clothes

>>213991490
grew up in this and played outside in the sun then

i need to spread a straight white boy's hairy musky ass cheeks open

HE TOOKMY INNOCENCE
HE MOLESTED ME
HE MOLESTED ME
HE MOLESTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

never chudmaxx
https://voca.ro/11UXAjqOlEHu

>>213991512
>it's going to be summer in Brazil soon

bizarre

>>213991493
yeah ur dumb haha get bullied nerd

terrone boy summer o algo

>>213991512
i would walk around my house fully naked, cock flopping around if i didn't live with others

>>213991529
you're not bully anon

i shoulda become a lawyer

>>213991548
do law schools exist in middle of nowhere small town USA

>>213991552
idk

>>213991548
do you know how many failsons and faildaughters become lawyers after spending their 20s and early 30s living as bohemian bead salespeople
never too late

crazy how shit starfield is, even 76 got its redemption somewhat, starfield is just a irredeemable pile of shit

>>213991563
i dont have a rich family or the money to pay for it

i have the secrets to financial succeess
shan't be sharing them though since my enemies browse this general unfortunately

>>213991582
it's actually the first ultra shit no hope bethesta game, fallout 4 and 76 can be enjoyable

My girlfriend's large adult son just gave me a wedgie and took my vape

>>213991582
Ummm New Vegas is the best game ever made sweaty

>>213991603
what does NV have to do with bethesda?

>>213991582
just buy his games chud

i'm sorry that i'm such a weirdo

>>213991601
molest him

>>213991610
Keep /cum/ weird

we need to bring back mandatory nude swimming classes. boomers got it right.

>>213991623
brian...

Was this your childhood?

>>213991632
young men shouldn't be scared of nudity. god forbid you see a penis.

>>213991639
for a time

>>213991639
my dad was always working

>>213991639
yes but only if you move each member of the family into their own room where they can go weeks without ever talking to each other

Washed my comforter and sheets for the first time in months.Damn this shit feels comfy. Who knew sleeping in dead skin cells and100000 farts made your bed less comfortable

kek he crashin out

https://x.com/6ixbuzztv/status/1957959407444324536

>>213991639
no, this was

>>213991663
Penis me

>>213991663
no one cares

anyone playing the house of the dead 2 remake

>>213991663
I feel his pain
TJD

>Mississauga
>Rabba
Not real words

im a fuckin failure

if i was mega rich i'd have a gaming room full of arcade cabinets and shit

wearing pants in public should be illegal

Suki and me, me and Suki
Trying to find it out
Working it all out
Now that you’re gone
I’m living life

>>213991677
i only play arcade cabinets of it

Texting with women scares me. like i become so anxious when i hear the notification sound a knot forms in my stomach that can only be quelled with lots of alcohol

The only women who ever text me is my aunt mom and sister

oh... *starts hurting eveyone with my dark beast mode.*..

>>213991639
no

no one ever texts me

if they ever build a slaughterhouse for people they should build it in mississippi so that they can have central access to all of the fattest people in the world

Boyfriend wants to suck on my toes again

>>213991710
i rarely ever text women but i get this with texting them and a new job prospect

And you’re complaining

I think emotional pattick is a funny skit

>>213991710
it's really not that big of a deal

young white male smelly toes

>>213991729
the only people who ever text me are spammers and wageberg asking me to cover someone's shift
i'd rather no one texted me.

Hit or miss
I guess they never miss
huh

me personally, i am cultivating a friend group of emotionally intelligent people

>>213991761
i wish i had a job, you dont suffer

>>213991729
It's some rando I added onto discord from interpals, so it's not anything real

>>213991750
No one ever gave me a chance with no record. I guess society doesn't like nice guys like me.

>>213991764
GOT A PENIS, I GUESS THEY DIDN'T SNIP YA

>>213991764
whats the name of that girl, think she has an onlyfans now

>>213991768
/cum/ is exactly that

>>213991773
sell coke
sell kimbanda services (to me)

>>213991764
this was patient zero for 4chan tranny obsession

let's go skydiving and hold hands while plummeting to our deaths :)

What does emotional intelligence even mean? You know what all the emotions are called and you know what causes them?

>cum
>emotionally intelligent
LOL

I get stronger boners wearing a cock-ring, my cock head gets stiff stiff.

man staying off beer really does wonders for you too bad I miss being drunk often

I can't see myself ever doing anal but if someone wanted to hotdog me I'd let them

>>213991773
>being a shitty wageslave is better than neeting
what the fuck are you talking about
if you really thought that you could walk out and get a mcwagie job right now

>>213991799
it means you don't chimp at out people when things don't go your way.
it means treating others with basic decency and respect.
men are the niggers of gender.

*dabs on em*

>>213991818
no, i want to work from home

>>213991817
I want to

>>213991807
those aren't stronger erections. it's more like you're cutting off circulation and forcing the blood to stay in your penis.

>>213991818
>financially illiterate people think the only options are wage slavery or neeting
ngmi

>>213991799
It means doing what I want and being nice to me even when I'm abusing you

>>213991799
controlling your emotions
understanding your own
understanding others' emotions
helping them feel theirs and work through them
helping others through hard times

>controlling your emotions
pussy mentality

Happiness became a chore

i could kill every single person in this thread in hand to hand combat and i would enjoy every second of it

>>213991876
im a pussy i pull out a knife or a gun immediately if someone attacks me

while you were slapfighting with the girlies, i was studying the blade

>>213991876
I'll fuck you up I am a navy seal with over 300 confirmed kill

>>213991799
basically all the things women are good at

>>213991864
she was cutest in the leftovers

>>213991898
>>213991898
>>213991898

HEY! FUCK *Bleeeeep*

>>213990654
you are gay