Thread 214609112

Flag shagger edition

>>214609112 (OP)
what causes the self loathing?
some Indian hindus are like this too

in my incel dungeon sucking the moisture out of a patch of moss on the wall for sustenance

it's sadder that my dog died than if i died because my dog loved being alive and i'm miserable everyday

>>214609176
self hating westerners do it because its trendy especially online, would assume its the same story with hindus and the recent waves of anti indian racism

oy I'm a schmuck

does that cunt living in africa still post?
angola or some shit,
lives on a homestead or smth and only posts every few months

>>214609267
Pipe down pipsqueak

get the simpsons porn on

>>214609267
He stays in a 5 star hotel in cheadle these days

>>214609267
He posts here all the time, he was here yesterday.

>>214609307
Some a phenomenal Simpsons porn post on /gif/ a little while ago but didn't save it. Regret it every time I'm horny (which is all the time)

Chris Pratt
Underrated actor

borderline not safe for work, that

morning mates, another lovely day

well that's not on

turns out i got a naughty little infection in some tendon in fingerberg lads, booked for some cutting and flushing of it in an hour or so

People really are like ”Should i divorce my partner” and pic related is who they’re asking

Don't even feel like masturbating, I'm too depressed

>Leftydad driving along main thoroughfare towards his suburban home one day
>Suddenly he notices a group of men with a ladder next to a lamp-post
>These men aren't council workers he thinks, they look odd, and what's tha...
>'Oh m...oh my god' he says. This is it. This is the moment he's been dreaming of. His real life chance to become SkyBlue famous.
>His hand is shaking as he puts the window of his Tesla (complete with 'I bought it before Elon went mad' sticker) down and removes his phone from his pocket and begins recording
>As he rolls by, he can barely get the golden phrase out of his mouth such is is complete sensible sweary centrist intoxication
>'FFFFF FFFFFFLLFLLLFFFFFFAGGGG FLAGGGGGSHSSSSSSAAAAGGGEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
>The two men look confused as leftydad's tesla plunges into two school children crossing the road ahead (he turned the emergency braking off because there's a primrose hedge on his driveway that spooks it) killing them both
>When he gets home he writes a BlueSky post about how operation raise the colours is literally killing children

bet the katies are waking up sore x

>>214609340
Impressive milkers, would cuddle with.

thats hot, in a weird way

Gazzas economics just dropped

>>214609406
same shite every week

>>214609384
>>214609340
Lesbian strap on sex is underrated

>>214609392
ktim

>>214609418
Yeah because the daily immigration discussion is so nuanced

>>214609395
who are you quoting

ever had a restorative lower body massage?

>>214609382
just walk it off lad

>bruv wot if you just taxed the rich
genius

>>214609384
Blimey

wanking to plane crash footage

what if nobody had to pay VAT tax every day

Comfiest Sunday film?

Going to buy paint today and also ramen

>>214609484
Poo

>>214609464
I hate this cunt
Made his millions and got his bag
Turns around and says every other cunt who made it must now pay £££ and anyone who has dreams of making it must also pay £££
Fuck you you absolute cretin
Britain actually needs more rich people not fewer

Morning lads. Another day of misery and squalor is it?

at the bus stop scanning people's faces like robocop for signs of mixed ancestry or fetal alcohol syndrome and taking action accordingly

>>214609484
Fellowship of the ring
Grand Budapest hotel
Hot Fuzz
Spirited Away

>>214609474
Look up revenge saving.

Do you think in 50 years time instead of playing old timey black and white films, they'll be playing stuff from our time like The Matrix or Transformers and the kids of the future will scroll past those films the way we scroll past dogshit black and white films?

obviously television won't exist then but if it did

Did you pay your TV license for FY2025 yet?

New Spanian vid just dropped about Jaywick
https://youtu.be/s6wxZKhTRJ4?si=-W9RtI6Q2RsWpzON

*looks up revenge raping*
hm.. don’t think this is related to vat at all..

LLOYDS BANK SET TO FINE CUSTOMERS WITH £7,500 IN THEIR BANK DOING NOTHING

i do genuinely take issue with the emergency alert shit

>>214609559
Why

>>214609484
black narcissus

upper management at my work are clueless and half the department seems to be indian
going to be looking for a new job methinks, there's no coming back from jeetification

>>214609559
it violates muh freedumb maaaaan

>>214609548
cant stand this wog bastard with his wog accent
would love these vids if it was a louis theroux type person going to all the roughest neighbourhoods in the world

>>214609382
Why do you post in /brit/ instead of Sverigetråden?

banned from uploading images for no reason

>>214609594
if you could read swedish you’d understand

The rich need to get richer so I can keep paying them rent

>>214609545
Yeah, it's mandatory in the German lands (Switzerland, Germany, Austria), regardless of whether you even have a TV or not.

>>214609559
Just turn it off
I just don't want to be bothered by such things and it's nothing to do with conspiracies or similar

>>214609559
You can turn off the alerts in your phone's settings if you want, or just turn off your phone and you won't get the alert

age regressing at iga

>>214609597
If it says "Upload Failed" it's because the image permissions are locked. If you open the image on whatever image viewer your OS has and export a new version of it, then upload that it will work.

>>214609637
in the VRcat iga

get rid of telly loicense. make big black cock show adverts like the rest of em

>>214609597
what sort of pictures have you’ve been posting?

>>214609594
outer /int/ is a cesspool of insufferable autistic anime posting pedophiles i don't blame ESLs for posting here

Trying to find the insta of that scouse bimbo who got jailed in Dubai because I fancy a wank and she's fit as fuck

yeah they should put ads on black peoples dicks (but not white peoples). ads should be on everything

>>214609676
Wonder which dicks would command more as revenue

if you go to the catalog and press 'Shift' and click on a thread it will hide the thread off the catalog

mental that

>>214609663
horse pictures (not ponies)
>>214609686
black dicks because white people dont want ads on their dicks

writhing around the room like a worm

got a prescription for smoking crack from doctorberg

>>214609697
wish i could shift click on your posts to make them disappear

remember when Just Eat did a telly advert about a white wife cuckolding her husband with a muscular black man?

what was all that about

sven going to a&e for a cut on his finger

>>214609740
Demoralisation
Like everything mass media is

kikes on a mad one

>>214609753
aye, infections are nasty

>>214609598
>>214609669
I just looked at the Swedish thread and yes there's a lot of an*me there. Grim.

i STINK

bit weird that my 3 best friends are women and im not gay

Gary Just Eats

>>214609734
filter me then, you coward

what are you waiting for?

Imagine toiling under such a shite system
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUiE1XQeleU

>>214609740
>what was all that about
it's just reality?

>>214609773
yeah that genuinely is weird ngl

need my testicles to be stomped on till they are a white paste

>>214609773
Not that weird
About half of my close friends are women and half are men

How do white people get rid of earwax?
Need to know pronto because my ear is hurting me.

>>214609815
The doctor can flush it out with water and tweezers

remember that time Joe Biden had dementia then he lost the presidential race then suddenly he no longer had dementia what was that about

>>214609815
pour cow piss in your ear

>>214609577
>>214609570
>>214609630
>>214609636
idiots, actual insect like creatures

red rooster for tea

>>214609826
pour cow piss in your ear

>>214609826
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Budden

>>214609801
Based

>>214609824
so you go to a doctor every time?
>>214609834
is that how white people do it now?

>having female friends
literally impossible to have a female 'friend' that you don't want to shag

I miss the days when we didn't have to hear about the American president and whatever insane shit he's said or done every single fucking day

>>214609112 (OP)
Mental how leftypol gets upset at the sight of their own nation's flag

laboriously reading a childrens picture book out loud to myself on the train

>>214609893
Initially you're right, but once you're friends for 3+ years they start seeming more like a sister

>>214609893
may i introduce to you the concept of female friends that you can shag

>>214609893
This, especially work colleagues. Men and women shouldn't work together.
I'm married and have fallen in love with my mid coworker purely based on proximity bias

>>214609898
Americanisation is only getting worse, people in this country think they're American.
>omg did you hear Trump BREATHED?
I'm fucking sick of it.

>>214609815
I use the pointy end of a pen lid. Just put it in my ear and scoop the wax out.

>>214609916
thats hot

>>214609916
even better

why aren't there two separate words for male virgins and female virgins

>>214609916
so after 3 years you want to shag them even more

>>214609893
You can have one if you're not attracted to them in the slightest

>>214609943
based

>>214609826
It was the other way round as I remember it. Months and years of the public being gaslit that he was fine despite protestations he was quite clearly in the throes of dementia.

Then for some reason his team decided to put him up for debates and even with their most potent amphetamine cocktails beforehand he unsurprisingly came across as someone with dementia. Then after that even the most ardent deniers were forced to admit he did actually have it and wasn't fit to run.

The hardest part for me to understand is the people who were Biden supporters prior to his appearance on the debates but who decided afterwards that he had dementia. What were these people seeing before then? He was quite obviously not well. I can understand politically driven mongs pretending he didn't have dementia in desperation to get their Team and their Man to win the election. But I can't understand the people who honestly didn't see he was unwell prior to those debates.

you make pigs smoke

baby rorke? pending

>>214609854
?

>>214609983
blow dat lil nikka head smoove off

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CvlNr29rh2I
this guy works with women. hes also married (to a woman) (wow)
very surprising

>>214609972
You will never be American

>>214609983
so this is rorke ii

Might sound a bit Matt Le Tiss this but the only time the govt will use the emergency alert thing is to remind you that your very existence is problematic and causes climate change

about to have the biggest wank ever

leftypol blowing babies heads clean ouf

>>214609983
project rorke

>>214609898
Same

Youtube shorts links don't [Embed] so I never view them. Just so you're aware.

mad how every single aus post in this fucking thread are dogshite

>>214610079
It's mad how /int/ claims aussies are the best shitposters when I rarely see anything funny coming from them

>>214610079
this has been debunked

sincerely hope none of you waste your time reading my posts

>>214610079
all me

Does anyone have the list of rightful British clays?

>>214609548
whats a wog

>>214610115
working off grid

>>214610114
Ceredigion

kino

>>214610077
Same. Way too much effort to open up those links

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GvMVI3Mv5f0
hes still doing it

>>214610115
*holds a mirror up to your face*

anyone off to church today?

Right lads, place your bets

How many thirteen year olds can Warwick Davis fight off one by one?

can you do chest press on the floor with dumbells??
dont have a bench at home

>>214610155
one by one? probably like 1-2 before the 13 year olds win

hate it when I accidentally post some gay shit here thinking I'm on /gaygen/

Spent the entire weekend smoking weed and drinking pints

>>214610155
0

>>214610155
maybe like 5 or 10 he's small but i reckon he'd be ferocious like a chihuahua

>>214610174
grow up

>>214610163
yeah go for it lad remember to post results

run toil done
10km
about 1min/km slower than i was a peak fitness in the spring
disgraceful

be honest do you have crooked brown rotten teeth?

>>214610163
Yeah but you can't a full range of motion
Might as well get parallel bars to do dips on

>>214610163
Yes but you won't get the full range of motion, you might be better off doing push ups and other exercises

>>214610172
/brit/ is a bisexual general x

>>214610191
yeah

>>214610177
Almost definitely wrong

>>214610166
You're underestimating him I think

>>214610182
Yeah you're probably right

Any more? The fight starts at 10:30am

>>214610191
my teeth my be crooked and yellow but by God theyre not rotten

Playing the first Hollow Knight
Lot more enjoyable with the Benchwarp mod x

>>214610181
i bring you love

>>214609928
Just look at the reform UK conference if you want to see how Americanised our politics has become

sir poo seal

>>214610211
probably couldnt even fight a 13 year old girl. hes so tiny

>>214610191
I have no fillings and my teeth are a good colour, I don't use whitening. I have a tooth at the bottom slightly angled backwards which developed as an adult, to get it sorted I'd need to wear a retainer for the rest of my life and it's expensive so cba, it doesn't look that bad.

i post funny reddit cartoons on 4chan llol

>>214610163
You will not get the full range of motion. Do something else.

Warwick wingardium leviosaing all the youth gang members and then killing them leprechaun style

>>214610188
anecdotally I find all my lifts go up and I can handle much more volume in the lead up to spring / summer. I really believe there is a natural test boost happening during that period, related to the drive toward mating.

Carrot cake. Something you don't see anymore

>>214610240
You're right but I think they're trying to stand out and appeal to zoomers, it seems to be working.

>>214610269
i see carrot cake in literally every coffe shop i go into
what the hell are you talking about

gymtoil complete

more lead volume

>>214610183
Why? I'm only 30

>>214610267
this is 1000000% true you always wank way less in winter

>>214610284
So impressed by the quality of steroids this man has managed to get his hands on

>>214610269
Carrot cake carrot cake, have ye any nuts?
It says... Noooo

>>214610269
Carrot cake is everywhere and fucking lush desu

>>214610284
he looks very silly

Never had a teenage romance
Starting to think that's why I'm so successful

>>214610287
czechia? i hardly know her!

>>214610299
he was taking quite mental amounts over many years. unsurprisingly, he died prematurely

>>214610313
what do you look like?

>>214610315
this may be true for a lot of people but the same goes for successful people fucking their moms and getting the best of both worlds

gf bought this absolute slop

ran out of printer ink

Teen romance? I've never had adult romance! haha

pluse x minum fleshlight

>>214610115
You'd know, clogwog

>>214610355
this unc printing shit like its 2010 loool

>>>/v/720016216
mental how the word melty started here and now it's everywhere

>>214610287
czechia self before you wreck yourself

>>214610355
*surreptitiously wipes a suspicious black smudge from the corner of my mouth* thats mad ahaha

I exist

>>214610371
leave him alone

>>214610343
based

dont want to go oustide

>>214610379
grow up

thunder and lightning overhead

>>214610399
no there's not

>>214610394
*rapidly ages, dies, and crumbles into a pile of dust and bones before your very eyes*

Normally I put people off buying more shit they don't need however if you're planning on doing pushups at home regularly I would advise you to get parallettes. Means your wrists will be aligned with your forearms rather than being bent back at 90°. At the start you can get away with pushing off the floor but if you're at it for years eventually your wrists will feel it.

You don't need fancy ones, literally just search on Amazon and buy any of the wooden ones. You could even make them yourself if you're so inclined.

t. eggmong

>>214610379
i wanted to make this exact post but i cba so im glad you took on the challenge

>>214610393
ktim

>>214610393
That's because you are a shut-in loser.
*Exits /brit/ and sits comfortably watching a movie on the sofa underneath a cosy blanket*

you lads know the australian poster is a bot yeah?

>>214610418
um...wrong!

>>214610372
The /brit/ish empire reigns supreme across the internet

>>214610394
You'd like that wouldn't you pakistani groomer man, or maybe you wouldn't haha

>>214610439
doxxed

>>214610420
Hope they snap while you're using them and your face goes SLAM into the floor and your nasal bone gets lodged in your brain

>>214610439
grim place to live

>>214609740
People who use delivery apps should be turned into fish food.

>>214610420
cant afford it

>>214610466
yeh its shit. dont come here

subscribed to the spectator for 3 months for £3, already deeply regretting my foolish actions. Absolute zionist slop page to page

Fun morning at car boot sale

>>214610439
Bodes ill for Doctor Foster

>>214610473
Thats elon musk

Good morning to all National Socialists and Fascists.

>>214610486
Buy anything good?

>>214610475
You'll be alright. If you're training sensibly and listening to your body, your wrists will tolerate normal pushups for a long time.

Years down the line though if you begin to get pain or numbness, buy the bars. You can use the time between now and then to save up twenty pounds.

OK chums
Let's crawl out of bed
Get the laundry on
Get the breakkie going

also have you noticed that in waves a lot and physics there is often a +1 known or missing (its aways there it seems)

>>214610550
give 5 examples

>>214610486
Why's that fella dressed like Luigi

>>214610486
lots of foreigners at these things nowadays
i remember going to the carboot sale with my dad in the 1990s
mostly old people and honest working class folks back then

>>214610529
Found some old Warhammer bits for fifty pence

>>214610550
dont bother giving examples we believe you

>>214610559
in waves, frequency, band gaps, navigation (like the missile knowing where it is). thats all of them I can think of rn

so thats rorke

>>214610572
Nice. The last time I went to a flea market I found some PS1 games I wanted.

Remember the 3rd person mode on CoD Modern Warfare 2? Ludokino

Mad how they stopped Fawlty towers after only 12 episodes. Same with Father Ted stopping after only about 24.
Meanwhile shit US sitcoms keep going for over 200 episodes

It kills me how much alcohol is consumed in the Uk and grown adults 40+ get so drunk with their buddies like it’s their first night out ever! Fortunately, I believe kids are drinking less and less these days so hopefully it won’t be as bad in the future.

>>214610594
HES GOT A BELLEND
FOR A HEAD
HES GOT A BELLEND
FOR A HEAD
HES GOT A BELLEND
FOR A HEAD
HES GOT A BELLEND FOR A HEAD

>>214610473
It annoys me how many people reply to that image seemingly without understanding someone just pasted a data point there because it's funny.

The actual graph in the paper doesn't have someone with a 160IQ and 1600ng/dL test. That person doesn't exist.

>>214610594
grow up mate

>>214610609
less is more

Windowsberg being a funny cunt again

Faulty towers was never funny, poms aren't funny
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JD3VKYoN5zI

>>214610609
got the frasier boxset but don't intend in watching all of them

>>214610633
Use Linux

>>214610563
You see all sorts haha

>>214610571

Aye it's a mix these days, funny seeing the Romanians getting told to fuck off when they barter lel

>>214610599
I got Star Wars Battlefront 2 for PS2 the other week very happy

>>214610620
oh shut the fuck up you boring autistic mongoloid

>>214610609
British brevity is this whole thing
There's a few things that drive it including cultural differences in storytelling and different funding and production models

Pokemon Go

>>214610641
Actually Frasier is pretty good desu, shake about Daphne though, I think she's the weakest character and ruins it significantly

>>214610654
It upsets me when people don't understand things.

Hail Wotan
Hail Zeus
Hail Jupiter
Hail Europe
Hail our People
Hail Victory

>>214610639
Disagree
https://youtu.be/GZY0SdiNzfw?si=HbfnyR3RaHOrcBny

Rorke rolling dice to pick which episode of F*R*I*E*N*D*S he'll play from his DVD box set

>>214610623
alri literal dick head

>>214610679
most people grow out of this phase when they're 14. you can't control how people think, get over it

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most bonkers bout you've ever laid eyes on! I'm Bradley Walsh, your ringside commentator, and tonight we've got a scrap that's straight out of a fever dream. In one corner, the legendary Warwick Davis – actor, icon, and apparently, a pint-sized powerhouse ready to rumble. In the other, an endless parade of thirteen-year-olds, entering one at a time, each replacing the last as Warwick sends 'em packing. But here's the twist: after every two defeats, these lads get fatter and fatter, bulking up until they hit the max wobble that still lets 'em swing a punch. Warwick's family – his lovely wife Samantha and the kids – are right there on the sidelines, cheering him on like it's the FA Cup final. Hold onto your seats, folks; this is gonna be brutal, thrilling, and utterly mad!

First up, a fresh-faced thirteen-year-old, all gangly limbs and spots – let's call him Lad One. Prediction: Warwick's got the experience, the grit; he'll swat this one like a fly. Easy win for Davis!

And they're off! The bell clangs, and Lad One charges in, fists flailing like he's playing tag. Warwick, nimble as a leprechaun, ducks under a wild haymaker and counters with a sharp uppercut to the gut. Oof! The kid doubles over, winded, but Warwick's not done – he grabs the lad's arm, twists it into a lock, and slams him face-first into the mat. Blood sprays from a split lip as the boy howls.
Warwick's family erupts: "Go on, Dad! Smash 'im!" Samantha's pumping her fist. Lad One taps out, defeated, dragged off whimpering. One down!

Next, Lad Two – same build, same eager grin. Prediction: Warwick's warmed up now; this'll be quicker than the first. Davis takes it!

Bell rings! Lad Two feints left, but Warwick reads it like a script, sidestepping and delivering a vicious knee to the thigh. The kid buckles, thigh muscle screaming, but he lunges back with a headbutt attempt. Warwick weaves, grabs the collar, and yanks him down into a chokehold.

what's his problem?

>>214610649
whys that affy on the left got white feet

>>214610343
you'd be able to pull this off if you had blonde hair and blue eyes

>>214610670
season 1 daphne is the pengest ting I've ever seen

>>214610670
All the worst characters are Daphne's family adjacent. I switch off episodes involving her mum or extended family.

hoping that I can learn to throw at the excellent throw part so my buddy can bounce back the balls and get me more xp when it happens if its a Pokemon that attacks when its in that range. also to over time learn which Pokemons do the attack or try to evade or fy away

nibba head like YAKUB

>>214610698
nary a word

>>214610700
kek

Want a northern milf with big tits to ask me to spaff my spunk on her jubblies

>>214610697
well I don't have autistic outbursts in real life yeah but here where we can speak freely I feel that I must call out such things

>Pope Leo XIV has officially canonised 15-year-old London-born Carlo Acutis, making him Britain's first Gen Z saint
No point waiting to ask Diego about this, he'll let us down. If someone can find some other boring Christian to post here we can ask him about it

>>214610594
dickhead literally x

>>214610707
n

>>214610620
>That person doesn't exist.
Yes he does. You're talking to him right now.

sitcoms dont work with binge watch culture, they worked back in the day because they were spaced out over weeks but now people bang out 6 episodes a night and complain about repetitive jokes

>>214610670
mad how English accents sound fake when they're in American sitcoms

>>214610707
never found her attractive.
Roz on the other hand...

Daphne's brother with the shit accent is an Italian Australian

>JUST IN - Pope Leo XIV declares 15 year old computer programmer Carlo Acutis the Catholic Church's first millennial saint
saint zoomer

talking about the Hollyoaks

>>214610698
Veins bulge, face turns purple – the lad's kicking wildly, nails scratching Warwick's arms, drawing red lines. Brutal stuff! Finally, he goes limp, out cold. Warwick stands tall, bloodied but beaming. Family cheers: "You're unstoppable, love!" Two defeated – and now, the twist kicks in. The next challengers are plumping up, folks. Chubbier, heavier – this is getting interesting!
Enter Lad Three, a pudgy version now, cheeks like chipmunks, belly jiggling under his shirt. Prediction: The extra weight might slow him, but it'll pack more punch. Still, Warwick's cunning; I reckon he edges it.
Ding! Lad Three waddles in, throwing a heavy overhand right. Warwick dodges, but the kid's mass clips him, sending him stumbling. Warwick recovers, launches a flurry of body shots – fists thudding into soft flesh, eliciting grunts and wheezes. The lad swings back, a meaty fist grazing Warwick's jaw, splitting skin. Blood trickles! Warwick's eyes blaze; he drops low, sweeps the legs. The chubby teen crashes down like a sack of spuds, mat shaking. Warwick pounces, raining elbows – crack! A nose breaks, crimson gushing. The boy yields, sobbing. Three down! Family: "That's my hero!"

Lad Four, even chubbier, rolls in like a bowling ball. Prediction: Warwick's tiring a tad, but his technique's top-notch. He'll outmanoeuvre this one.

Bell! The fat lad barrels forward, using his bulk to pin Warwick against the ropes. Warwick squirms, but the pressure's immense – ribs creaking. He headbutts the kid's chin, stunning him, then slips free and unleashes a barrage to the kidneys. The boy howls, fat rippling with each impact. A wild punch from the lad connects, busting Warwick's lip – blood flies! Warwick retaliates with a choke, squeezing until the eyes bulge. Tap out!

Four gone. And now, after two more, they're fattening up again – these next ones are proper porkers, obese territory!

>>214610473
me in blue
how do i fiks it

Hatred of blondes is fundamentally jewish.

I LOVE blondes

>>214610815
take tests

>>214610825
women love my thick brown mediterranean wog head doe

Good morning you little rascals
Farted so much in my sleep last night my bedroom absolutely reeks of bums

>>214610832
I'd like to say, uh, I too am partial to the blonde

Frasier was weird because most of the seasons was the broadest comedy imaginable and not particularly funny (the dog, bulldog at the station etc) but then the later seasons there were some absolute bangers and the quality of the comedy dramatically improved

>>214610798
Lad Five saunters in, belly overhanging like a muffin top, breaths heavy already. Prediction: The weight's a weapon now, but Warwick's got heart. I say Davis digs deep and wins.

Ding ding! The obese teen charges, a human wrecking ball. Warwick sidesteps, but the kid's arm catches him, slamming him into the turnbuckle. Ouch – shoulder jars! Warwick bounces back, targeting the knees with low kicks – thwack, thwack! The lad's legs wobble like jelly. He grabs Warwick in a bear hug, squeezing tight, air whooshing out. Warwick's face reddens, but he stomps the instep – crunch! The boy releases, howling. Warwick follows with hooks to the jaw, teeth flying in a spray of blood. Down he goes, defeated. Five out! Cheers from the family: "Keep going, Warwick!"

Here comes Lad Six, matching obesity, sweat already beading on his forehead. Prediction: Warwick's bloodied, but unbowed. He'll turn that fat against him – victory for Davis!

Bell! Lad Six lunges with surprising speed for his size, fist smashing into Warwick's cheek – bone cracks, swelling instant. Warwick reels, vision blurring, but counters with a groin kick that folds the kid. As he bends, Warwick climbs his back like a monkey, arm around the neck in a sleeper. The obese boy thrashes, fat quivering, slamming backwards into the mat – Warwick grunts in pain but holds on. Face turns blue, veins pop – surrender! Six defeated. Two more down, so the fatness escalates again. These next challengers are verging on morbidly obese, folks – waddling warriors at max fightin' fat!

Lad Seven, a colossal thirteen-year-old, belly like a beach ball, thighs rubbing as he enters. Prediction: This one's a tank, but Warwick's clever. I predict a hard-fought win for our hero.

>>214610782
honestly so cringe they still do this shit
i can understand retards in the past falling for it but how can you have a 21st century educashon and still think some twink getting railed by half the clergy on the opposite side of the planet somehow cured your lame leg or whatever
and of course 90% of these "miracles" come from mutted shitholes in south america or africa

me? No friends

>>214610825
Indigenous Europeans had brown hair, blonde hair is asiatic

>>214610846
grow up mate

>>214609548
Why does this guy say brother like the "brother ewww" guy
Brothaaah

Must suck being human

>>214610871
you got no replies when you tried posting all this last night mate read the room you put in effort but no one cares, it's not funny, best to move on

mental how babies grow up to floss dance to skibi toilet ohio

>>214610873
bit blasphemous this bruce

>>214610742
he performed two confirmed miracles
thats why theyre making him a saint
some "old heads" in the church arent happy because the process usually takes decades but because he was "gen z" it was fast-tracked and he got sainthood within 10 years of his death

>>214610782
problem leftypol?

>>214610884
fyrom me to the moon

>>214610880
If by "Europeans" you mean the brown southern farmers that Nordic Aryans conquered 5000 years ago sure.

>gen z
He was 15 and died in 2006.

>>214610871
Ding! The morbidly obese lad advances slowly, but his swings are like sledgehammers. One glances Warwick's arm – bruise blooms purple. Warwick dances around, peppering jabs to the gut, sinking into flab. The kid roars, grabbing Warwick and lifting him high – slam! Back hits mat, wind knocked out. Family gasps: "Get up, Dad!" Warwick rolls away, springs up, and targets the eyes – fingers rake, drawing blood. The lad blinds, swinging wildly; Warwick trips him, mounts, and pummels the face to pulp. Bloody mess – he taps! Seven gone.

Lad Eight, equally enormous, lumbers in. Prediction: Warwick's aching, but the family's fire keeps him going. He'll prevail, just.

Bell rings! Lad Eight charges like a rhino, colliding with Warwick – they tumble in a heap of limbs and flab. The kid's weight pins him, fists hammering down – thud, thud! Warwick's ribs crack audibly, blood coughing up. He wriggles free, vision spotting, and delivers a knee to the temple. The obese teen staggers; Warwick follows with choke – but the neck's buried in fat! He squeezes harder, muscles burning. The lad gasps, face mottling purple, and finally slumps. Eight defeated! Another escalation – but wait, they're at max fatness now. No more bulking; it's peak pork from here on!

Lad Nine enters, at that maximum fatness – a wobbling behemoth of a thirteen-year-old, still mobile but barely. Prediction: Warwick's battered, bruises everywhere, but his spirit's unbreakable. I reckon he scrapes through.

Ding! The max-fat lad shuffles forward, arms swinging heavy. Warwick, limping slightly, feints and strikes the knee – buckle! But the kid catches his arm, twists – pop! Shoulder dislocates. Warwick screams, but adrenaline surges; he headbutts the chin, splitting skin. Blood mixes with sweat. The lad presses his bulk, smothering Warwick against the ropes – breath hot, weight crushing. Warwick's family yells: "Fight back, love! For us!"

>>214610883
It's a Leb thing

always wanted to cum on a catholic girl's cross necklace after she's done giving me a gobby

>>214610881
might do

Asian pharmacist trying to fuck NileRed again >.<

oh no no no

>>214610949
love when girls with big tits wear necklaces and they get caught in the cleavage

>>214610933
>Nordic Aryans
The Aryans were asiatic. Nordics are turbo mutts have you seen haaland

>>214610978
>>214610978
>>214610978

be right back forum, I ran out of Pokeballs

>>214610966
soviet union withdrawing from afghanistan in 1989

>>214610966
donald trump removing his face plate to show the chinaman steering him around from a seat in his head

>>214610977
Wrong. Haaland has likely Finnic admixture

>>214610939
He slips low, uppercuts the groin – the boy howls, doubling. Warwick mounts, elbows crashing down – nose shatters, teeth scatter. Defeated! Nine down.

Lad Ten, another max-fat monster, steps up. Prediction: Warwick's hurting bad, dislocated shoulder dangling. This could be close, but I'll back Davis to gut it out.

Bell! Lad Ten barrels in, using his girth to corner Warwick. A massive fist connects with the ribs – crack! More fractures. Warwick spits blood, eyes fierce, and counters with rapid strikes to the throat. The kid chokes, fat jiggling, but retaliates with a headbutt that opens a gash on Warwick's forehead. Blood cascades! Warwick stumbles, but grabs the ears, yanks down – knee meets face, crunching bone. The lad topples like a felled tree, out cold. Ten gone! Family: "You're a legend, Dad!"

Enter Lad Eleven, peak fatness, eyes determined. Prediction: Warwick's a mess – bloodied, broken – but he's got that warrior heart. Tough call, but I say he wins one more.

Ding ding! The enormous teen advances, Warwick circling warily on wobbly legs. A wild swing misses, but the follow-up clips his jaw – teeth loosen. Warwick ducks under, hammers the kidneys – the kid grunts, urine staining his shorts from the impact. Brutal! He turns, engulfs Warwick in a clinch, squeezing like a vice – pops and cracks echo. Warwick's vision tunnels, but he bites the ear – chunk tears off, blood spurts! The lad releases, screaming; Warwick finishes with a choke, holding till limp. Eleven defeated.