Thread 216468631

EUV edition
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Good morning /med/.

Good morning again lads, parting in 10 minutes

>>216468708
Onwards, to the land of cuties!

Good morning.
EUV will surely financially make up for the Bloodlines 2 blunder for Paradox.

>>216468631 (OP)
Good edition

>>216468846
It is on the top 3 of most sold games on steam

>>216468960
EUV?

>>216468995
Yes, just checked. Obviously not Bloodlines 2 lol. Yeah, it is going to make up for it.

>>216468631 (OP)
Haven't you guys got enough P*radox slop already?

>>216469071
no

>>216469071
Some people look at this picture and think of fun, all I can think of are my boring classes back from school.

>>216469100
i had boring history teachers too, doesn't mean the subject can't be fun
also, yknow, it's a fucking videogame

>>216469047
Bloodlines 2 was already accounted for with benefits from previous games, that's why they could make it in the first place.
Paradox has had year after year of benefits they probably have a good stash of money ready to spend.

>>216469251
benefits?

>>216469283
Profits sorry, ESL moment.

>>216469251
Yeah, but I imagine that it didn't rake in much for them. I didn't mean to imply that they were going to go bankrupt over it. Of course not.

Good morning sisters.
Woke up feeling strong so I went all out on lat pulldowns and rows. Attempted 87,5 kgs on rows but my form was not correct so I won't count it as a pr.
Should grind until I hit 90 kgs ngl as the short bar weighs only 10 kgs, so I would not need to fuck around with smaller plates and could just slap on 2 20 kgs pl8s on each side.

>>216468080
SAAAAAAAAAAR do the needful kek

>>216468379
Grim.

These requirements are fucking insane

>>216469943
These games have a lot of background stuff going on.

>>216469943
I understand the ram and cpu for this kind of game but the gpu is excessive.

Alhambra time.

>>216470249
*Crusading

>>216469943
I think it's better for them to go hard on requirements now so they can future proof the game and make sure that when they add more stuff people that bought the game can still run it.
Remember this game will have 10 years of support minimum like EU IV.

>>216470068
Thing is most people with a good CPU will have a good GPU too, a 1060 isn't that expesnive if someone is buying a i7-8700k.

Wanna cop a pair of lifting shoes tbf imc.
Also feel like it might be a waste of money imc so I'm not buying imc.
Idk

>>216470694
Having the proper pair of shoes for the proper activity is never a waste of money imo.

Hello /med/

>>216469943
At least it only weights 20 GB <3

>>216470694
>>216471067
Goy you don't understand, you gotta buy:
>le crossfit shoes
>le tennis shoes
>le running shoes
>le hiking shoes
>le hiking boots
>le fucked up shoes for gardening/working outside
>le climbing shoes
>le boxing shoes
>le lifting shoes
But never, NEVER use dedicated sports shoes for a sport it's not made for. Why? Well just, because!
Do NOT buy general use sports shoes, you gotta buy ONE OF EACH.

>>216471197
>>le fucked up shoes for gardening/working outside
This is me, I use an old pair of sneakers when I'm about to paint something or do some gardening.

>>216471067
Sure.
However I feel like if I focus on flexibility more instead of weight I can become more flexible over time which renders lifting shoes useless.

>>216471197
>le running shoes
Running shoes are unironically le good doe. Hitting your foot against the concrete is... le bad for your feet and your knees. Having some foamy structure right below your feet is le good.
t. rooner

>>216469100
I had a teacher I fucking hated and I still loved history and what he taught me

>>216471301
favorite time period?

>>216471197
Running shoes are le better for your le articulations le though

>>216471228
We all need a pair like these. Mines are so fucked up and full of paint, I love em
>>216471256
>Running shoes are unironically le good doe.
Yeah, no shit. What I mean is that those running shoes will serve well for most sports too, I fucking hate the shoes specialization jewery going on.

>>216471366
i like it too, plenty of fun revolutions
you might like victoria 3 then

>>216471369
Obviously but see >>216471421.
Last time I went to Décathlon they had shoes for every fucking sport, it's crazy.
Who needs so many shoes?

>>216471545
I have shower shoes.

@Gironde
Knowing what a cinemapilled moviechad you are, would you watch this kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyhCqlzEBIw

>>216471421
>What I mean is that those running shoes will serve well for most sports too
I'm going to be a contrarian faggot now.
Most running shoes people buy are actually made for running on trackfields as running with them on concrete is le bad. Running shoes meant for running on concrete are much more expensive. I tried running on a trackfield with them once and it was shite.
So running on concrete in shoes meant for running on trackfield is... le bad. And so is running on a trackfield with shoes meant for running on concrete. It's just... le bad... okay?

>>216471301
You're lucky that you held strong. I loved math until I got a fucking shit teacher and stopped taking math afterwards. VERY big regret now.

Redeemed.

>>216471545
I do in fact own a pair of sex shoes, sex repellent shoes that is.
Their strong autism vibes make sure all women run away.

>>216471630
Another thing peoplke don't understand is that running shoes are supposed to have soft soles, meant to get rubbed away on the concrete or trackfield.
This means you will pay 160-200€ for GOOD running shoes to only see them turn to shit in 6 months tops.

>>216471986
I have a pair of superblast 2 I copped for 220 euros and fr I virtually never wear it as I don't want them to turn to shit that fast.
Reason I'll unironically switch to riding the bike to and back from the gym and doing cardio on the machines there is that these shoes are expensive af.
Should roon a marathon next year o algo.

>>216472067
>shaved
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>216472067
>shaved
BAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

>>216471630
>It's just... le bad... okay?
I agree to an extent but I still fucking hate it so much. The specialisation makes sense, it makes sense to have shoes dedicated for running and tennis/badminton (endurance vs short burst sprint) but it just pisses me off. I hate having so much shoes.
>would you watch this kino?
Kek, as an advanced kinophile, I would.
I watched a few classics like that, absurd movies where nothing much happens like Last Year at Marienbad. The plebeian would say boring as fuck but the patrician would call it introspective and thoughtful.

>>216472067
>buys expensive stuff
>never use it because le expensive
Then why buy it?

>>216472127
Never seen this one before, had a hearty chuckle.

>>216472067
Holy autism
>>216471890
I require a photograph for educational purposes

>>216472163
>Then why buy it?
I use it doe, just rarely. It makes no sense to wear it for low intensity low distance jogs.

>>216472206
>Holy autism
Neurotypicals spend 3000 euros on limited edition shoes doe.
Therefore it's holy not-autism.

>>216472085
you like them hairy but he's the gay one?

>>216471545
You don't need a pair of shoes for each activity, but for certain activities certain kind of shoes work better. I mean, I wouldn't hike over a snowy trail using my flip flops or a generic set of sport (jogging/tennis/etc) shoes

>>216471516
Do you practice all the sports listed in decathlon? I mean, I have a generic pair of sneakers or two, and something specific for the 1-2 sports I practice.

>>216472085
Out.

>>216472281
Gman could literally look like that btw.

>>216472339
>not having leg curl shoes
NGMI

>>216472257
I'm neurotypical and I don't do that, and I think I reflect the attitude of most people of my ilk

>>216471986
I had work mates who ran half marathons and switched onto new pairs of shoes each 2 months, they told me that while the shoes looked ok, their gel chamber got ruined after regularly trained.

In my case, good hiking boots can be resoled at my local cobbler.

>>216468631 (OP)
when is it coming out? how many hours left?

>>216472491
>I don't do that
Sure.
What I meant to say was that the "people" buying the limited edition shoes for 3000 euros are all neurotypicals.
You can't sell that shit too neurodivergent folkx as they won't buy it.

>>216472493
>half marathon
dyel equivalent

>>216472678
I disagree, I think collectionism is inherently neurodivergent

>>216472706
Collectionism is not the same as buying overpriced limited edition items doe. I doubt there are many neurodivergent people who buy from brands like hermes (you can get the exact same item minus the logo on it from china, it's even the chinese who make the item itself to begin with, it's just that they put the logo on it here in Europe so the EU laws allow them to brand it as "made in Yurop" o algo)
Anyway, we should talk more about black girls instead of this bullshit o algo.

>>216472929
I don't have anything meaningful to contribute to that topic because, unlike you, I'm not a sexhaver

Wish kween posteurs would be sent to Paris suburbs for a few months

>>216473218
you think the 4channer posting instagram models is a sexhaver?

>>216473263
Never been to Paris yet Brune, so I wouldn't mind
>>216473268
Nel caso di specie, sì

>>216473263
I wish they would be force to live in Peckham for one week.

>>216473263
It would be paradise for them.

>>216473263
Most of them black girls I have seen in Hungary are absolutely breedable.
Some of them are uggos sure, but they get outnumbered by cuties.
Maybe you just get the ugly ones in France because le open borders.

>>216473993
Looked up the census.
Grimtastic.

>>216474055
more

>>216472929
>>216472067
>>216474161
good posts

>>216473263
>>216473993
As long as I worked in some office where the HR manager was some sexy MILF, I wouldn't mind

>>216474470
>black and white cat
Looks like a bad neighbourhood.
>>216474611
If internet memes are to be believed, every HR manager is a neurotic turbo-karen in her 50s who subsists on a diet of wine and SSRIs. I don't think you want this person in charge of your fate.
>>216474619
That is the amogiest amogus I've ever seen.

>>216474619
To be fair, a good photo (often taken in some faraway place) takes a lot more effort than whipping out your phone and tapping in an AI prompt

>>216474703
this
the author doesn't know shit about photography

>>216474619
I didn't know that machines stopped being tools in the hands of their users, gained free will and started creating and being the authors of their own creations

>>216474673
There must be exceptions to this rule

every EUV preview I've seen showed the game as having significant stability issues
everything about it looks like just about the most fun game ever, I'm sure it'll be great in a year after you guys are done beta testing it for me

>>216474843
>significant stability issues
well that explains >>216469943

>>216473218
>unlike you, I'm not a sexhaver
Well I'm not a sexhaver either.
"haver" implies that we're talking present tense, sis.

>>216474767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9HwA5IR-sg

>>216475122
he means non-virgin

>>216475122
Semel copulator, semper copulator

>>216475122
Organic and inorganic beings should unite for the common good

just found out in British English they write the plural of jail as "gaols"
look it up, it's a real word

did you know that?
I was stunned, ROCKED even, had to pause my book reading wondering "what the bloody hell are gaols?"
turns them you're just supposed to read gaols as jails

>>216475356
I know this because of Elden Ring

>>216475356
*AHEM*
>The spelling "gaol" is obsolete in modern speech but is still found in older texts, and in historical and legal contexts

>>216475423
here's another thing I found out
a jail/gaol is just a corruption of our word gaiola(or gaiole in Norman)
turns out English smoothbrains just couldn't handle the word's Romance majesty baka fr

>>216475644
https://fr.wiktionary.org/wiki/ge%C3%B4le

>>216475682
>wiktionary
based

>>216475644
whatever you say Mr. Google
my sci-fi sloppa says otherwise

>>216475682
>fr
Absolutely discarded

>>216475803
VGH the typeset, the ligatures... the perfect spacing, the unnecessary archaic words...

>>216475356
The plural of "jail" is "jails", and the plural of "gaol" is "gaols". They're just two different spellings of the same word.
Why are you being so silly?

>>216475889
I love it
another fun one is "munificence", generosity is sooo last century
>>216476010
>Why are you being so silly?
prolonged exposure to British literature

too many cats ITT

>>216476375
>POV: catnigga preparing to beat you to pulp after you mentioned there's such a thing as too many cats

>>216475803
Holy cringe.

>>216476375
>too many
no such thing

>>216475663
the state of angl*s

>>216476010
>Why are you being so silly?
Anglo-portuguese alliance officially broken?

>>216476789
Finally we can attack Portugal.

>>216476441
You read my mind Andalusanon

2 hours

>>216476789
>>216476903
this shit again, getting real sick of your shit Juanito
go ahead, it's been too long since you've tried and failed humiliatingly

>>216477157
I have to go to the gym and buy some stuff so I probably will have like 1 hour today only.
Then tomorrow I can play during my work hours.

>>216477159
This time will be different, we have a plan

>>216477249
>play during my work hours
Based.

>>216477286
>using both Habsburg and Borboun symbols
Shiggy diggy.

>>216477286
>>216477324

>>216477249
>I suffer in Adalucia

>>216477372
I think bardiches look cool.

>>216477405
I don't know about Adalucia but in Andalucia I do suffer.

>>216476789
>alliance
more like angl*-portuguese scam
here people say it's a partnership where "um entra com o cu, outro com o pau"

>>216477472
>"um entra com o cu, outro com o pau"
Kek

>>216477286
>>216477472
it seems our continued existence has led to yet another controversy
looks like Portugal's butthurt belt is almost all here, now we just need some angry Angolans or a few dutchies calling us lazy and on EU/€uro-welfare ou algo

>EUV releases at 6 AM local time in New Zealand
There's probably some madlad there who took out the whole week as a vacation from the cagie just so he can wake up at 6 AM, turn on the pc, and gaym 12 hours a day.

Also
>EU niggas explaining why they MUST give 2 and a half billion euros to Orban right before the elections
This shit is crazy lads.

>>216477871
>new worlders can't Play their country
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>216477652
>lazy and on EU/€uro-welfare
Stop trying to appropriate Greek culture.

>>216477894
it's just a bribe bro so he doesn't chimp out

>>216476375
>too many cats
>>216476789
>>216477472
The Anglo-Portuguese alliance is the world's strongest ratified friendship.
Your countries can only ever dream of being in such a close-knit relationship with another country.

>>216475341
Based doggo

>>216478019
Don't think so.
The other guy said he wants to put a 1% tax on total wealth for anyone with more than like 1,5 million euros or some amount like that.
Now, German billionaires (you know the ones who run the EU) LOVE our current govt because he gives them tax exemptions on profits made in Hungary o algo.
Would be such a shame losing out on their profits ig. They probably realized that by playing against the current govt they played against themselves.
>he doesn't chimp out
Meh, he is the type of guy who cares more about being a PM than about money.

>>216477652
>butthurt belt
nigga, I'm actually trying to defend you against the perfidious alb*on

>>216472611
>paradox game
yeah, gonna wait around 1-2 year to buy it. 36 USD is too much for an unfinished game
also, there's asia DLC incoming 15 days later

>>216478594
EU V DLCs are starting on Q2 2026.

>>216478679
I meant HOI4 DLC>>216478594

>>216478594
just wait 1-2 days and pirate it

>>216478594
to be honest I care more about the features (factions rework/coal & energy/doctrine rework) and how they can be applied to mods than to the base game focus trees I'll play maybe once

Am back from Germoney, I bought many clothes it was nice.

Kebab was sadly closed so we had to eat something else.

Then we went to the German grocery store, I found some Tony's Chocolonely that I saw on the internet.

>>216478777
>asian
>brown skin
SEX
Sad how most of them want a porcelain white skin.

>>216479484
Me too

>>216479249
sometimes you'll see Asian tourist ladies here with parasols walking about, it's a weird obsession

Hi frens
How are you?
I'm having a mocha right now.

>>216469943
>it's over

>>216469100
I'm playing the glorious house of Habsburg

>>216480030
get a new pc

5 minutes

>>216480203
>Hungary

>>216479993
Based. I'm drinking shitty decaf coffee but it's good enough for me

Big fucking day today. Got a business trip at the end of the week, it fucking sucks ass.

>>216480786
>vghh I hate it
>does above and beyond work
Imagine trying to meet the 'ussy tomorrow

>>216480786
Is the business trip far away from the cagie ?

>>216480786
have you tried being lazier?
that way they might not pick you for that kind of stuff

Sex fuck

>>216481280
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I miss Nigerianon and Masri.

>>216480786
>Got a business trip
You MUST tell us how the office cuties you met on the trip were.

I like my new clothes
>>216481448
Haven't they be gone for like less than a week ?

>>216481541
Maybe.
My sense of time has been ruined since late 2019.
>I like my new clothes
Of course you like german clothes.

>>216481605
I'm pretty sure none of them were made in Germany

>>216480925
>Imagine trying to meet the 'ussy tomorrow
I don't get it, my brain is fried. Like you, trying to meet him again?
Also bossman told me this evening he chose me for a big thing coming up but will only tell me about it tomorrow.
>>216481011
No, it's actually quite close, in Toulouse. But all the logistic surrounding it tires me.
>>216481150
I'm being strategically productive now so I can slack more later. Most of the time I just chill at my own pace but I have to go through hectic periods a few times a year.

>>216481691
>quite close
>250 kilometers away

We don't have the same definition of close, you and me

>>216481448
>You MUST tell us how the office cuties you met on the trip were.
Most of the time, the real cuties are with us. We go meet partners/clients with more traditionnal team breakdowns so more regular dudes and hags.
We got mogged a few times though but it's rare.
Also new office girl is cute but not a true office cutie.
This arc is over.

>>216481280
in literally 20 minutes lmao
>>216481752
depends on how accessible trains are where you live

>>216478777
literal sex

>>216481767
>Also new office girl is cute but not a true office cutie.
What does that mean Gironde? Also good luck for your trip

>>216481752
Kek yeah all is relative.
Usually we go much farther, all around France.
Sometimes we go to the DOM TOMs and I went to Italy once.
It's cool to travel and visit but always very tiring days, sometimes the meeting goes wrong and it becomes conflictual. So quite draining.

>>216481246
Mmmm

>>216481861
Grazie fratello!
>What does that mean Gironde?
She's cute but in girl next door kinda way. Not my type or conventially cute/beautiful like some other cuties.

>>216481968
Maybe she'll be the one for you still.

>>216480273
/brit/ made an edish in honour of Catnigga

>>216482001
She works in my direct team, we're in contact all day everyday so big nono.
An office gf would be fine as long as she works in another department and I don't have to see her everyday.
I've given up for office qts a while ago, I'll find somewhere else.

Alhambra was good but in the end the Muslim decoration is repetitive frfr

>>216481691
I mean our timing was good, now it will be impossible to get the ussy to touch grass
Btw the greentrxt and the rest of the port was not linked fr

>>216481968
You love girl next door type doe

I can post here because Gibraltar is British, I am a /med/cel

>>216482361
how's the weather in milton keynes?

>>216482273
>impossible to get the ussy to touch grass
You had one shot to take him out of his hole, now he's going dark forever. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
>Btw the greentrxt and the rest of the port was not linked fr
Yeah that threw me off
>You love girl next door type doe
Lord knows I do, I expressed myself wrongly.
She's definitely gf material but a bit less my type physically. Still a good 7/10

>>216482273
the "no images allowed" thing really ruins a good chunk of the fun
but the place is cool and I really enjoyed the aromatic gardens

Today's training.
Low pin squat 1x1 with 180 kg, 3x3 with 165 kg.
Felt a tweak on the top part of my left adductor and biceps femoris so I chose to stop training.
I'm all fucked up as of late.

>>216482707
>"no images allowed" thing
Desert pypo religion is soooo dull...

Well that wagie sesh was utter dogshit.

>>216482718
>I'm all fucked up as of late.
Maybe you could just... idk... you know...
rest for like a week...
You wouldn't lose any strength

I not an intelligent man.

>>216482820
>>216482863

>ooooooh, an interior patio, nice
>what's behind?
>ooooh, another interior patio
>and another interior patio

Got punched in the gut

Two new guys in the form, I guess they arrived today in town, seems like they leave tomorrow?
Whatever, they're planning stuff and are like, "if we do this we won't be able to meet those girls"
"Oh well I'd rather visit"
"Damn plenty of crazy matches, look"
I look my tinder and my new like is a pictureless profile 100km away kek
Didn't see what they looked like doe

>>216482707
At least the generalife alcazaba and nasrid palace all gives different stuff
I guess i was a bit tired by the three weeks and already having seen stuff like this (not as beautiful)
Make me crazy to imagine so much work just to show off to some diplomats o algo

>>216482718
Don't fuck up your carpal tunnel painting maps

>>216482950
It do be like that
I have the pic of the previous patio me think
Malaga alcazaba right?

>>216482990
Well they just arrived so luck of the newcomer + they're normies and they've always been while you've gone from 'cel to chad in a short few years.
You might never get the success they got but you'll get more than enough

>>216483059
Exactly! I've been there like 2 years ago.
It was during the feria, got drunk in the streets, quite kino

>>216482432
Io sono stato esattamente là a marzo

>>216483231
lol why

>>216483105
Wait, but you also went to Málaga more recently? Or was that already two years ago? No way
Completely lost with time fr fr

>>216483289
I only went once 2 years ago, so yeah, time fucking flies!

My autistic self is trying to achieve this

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_uRge4CYd5Q

Le Maltabro/Polebro gaming experience
>>216483618
Based, that kind of autistic tricks is always fun

>>216483288
Ci abita mia cugina e l'ho visitata con la famiglia

>>216482950
>portuanon goes to Morocco
>everything is interior patios
It do be like that mon ami.

>>216483758
>1000040083.jpg
What kinda technician are you, lady?

>>216483953
well, to be fair a good interior patio is indeed nice

>Energetic, fast-paced, frequent bouts of raw, sexual passion
SEX
>known to be ready to rail her favorite boytoy
AYO WHAT THE FUCK MANE

>>216483758
Lol no.

>>216484184
Agreed.

EU V runs well despite me having a GPU below the minimum requierements.
As for the CPU, the game runs decently fast though it's obviously slower than EU IV.
As I expected, Paradox chose to be extra safe when setting the requirements.

>>216484845
Just wait until you're 100 years in, it will chug like a motherfucker I bet.

>>216484845
tell me when you reach 1650 or therabouts how it's running
I'm serious, the previews left me super worried with people reporting constant crashes as early as the 16th century

>>216484882
>hmm today I will play a member of the hre
ACK

The real Maltabro(TM) gaming experience

>>216484982
Gotta faceswap her with Sanna Marin to make it perfect

>>216484982
why are Anarch girls so hot?

>>216485186
Gem.

>>216482432
It's windy and wet right now in a place that is not Milton Keynes

>>216486056
>in a place that is not Milton Keynes
or gibraltar

>>216483758
So far I can't do it, I can do the Donald Duck sounds like the comments said. This is way harder than it looks.

>>216484982
That smile is so weird. The AI failed there.

>>216483758
Sorry brother, but she's too fat for my taste
Besides...
>dick
:|

>>216486886
>Catholic Goth
I am one myself :D

>>216485309
There's this local actress that reminds me of Damsel. I don't know her name.

>>216486886
I like her schizo smile ngl. Ofc I can understand why you find it fucked up.
Have a better one then ig.

>>216487454
Yes, of course I will go vandalise the art exhibition.

Good night, sisters.
Couldn't watch tranime as the site went down halfway through the episode. Ovah.

>>216487497
Idgi.

The game mechanics look a little slow so far, control takes a century to reach 100%, but I'm liking it so far

>>216487766
One of the missions that she gives you.

Kemet...

>>216488891
Cumette.

>>216488891
I'd Kem her Et if you catch my sand drift.

>>216489461
Et tu? :D

>>216489484
>absolute cute face
>those bosoms
>the hips
>the piece of skin between the jeans and the bodysuit
>that amazingly curvy hair
>that gaze
Especially me, polebro, especially me.

>>216488891
This is who the Egyptian anon sleeps with every night by the way

ugh... I'm gonna frecklUUUUMMMMMM

>>216489596
yet he claims he suffer in مصر

>>216489693
Why do you know the Zuttspeak?

>>216489713
>>216489740
>>216489779
>>216489802
Freckles, you say?

>>216489756
>Zuttspeak
meme of the year
saw some really butthurt people when that shit got reposted about

>>216489841
I have to admit, I am currently evaluating "reupholstered" bosoms in my country right now. Case in point.

>>216489756
why not?
also, I only know a few words/expressions

>>216490552
"oxalá" doesn't count

>>216490605
أهلاَ و سهلاَ, ال برتو
also the correct one would be ماشاء اللّة

>>216490840
Why do you know this shit?

>>216490943
refer to >>216490552

>>216491027
It doesn't matter, send me feet

>>216491481
Feet are beautiful and mora, there is no perversion in that

>>216491603
based

>>216492055
Hello piedini, long time no see.

Plane crashed in the USA again, killing a bunch of people.

I'll give you ten guesses as to who the manufacturer of the plane was.

>>216492866
Hmmm...uuuhhh...Airbus? Embraer? Antonov? I really don't know.