Thread 49940193

MOMMYYY I WANT MOMMY

God I wish she'd use me for unethical medical experiments and then euthanise me.

>>49940193 (OP)
We all do, don't we?

you must be at least 18 to post in mongolian basket weaving forum.

What does hag milk taste like?

>>49940258
No matter how old you get, you will always be mommy's little boy.

>>49940258
I'm 22 and ohp 135. My mommy complex just keeps getting worse

>>49940294
I'll tell you one thing: the hags are color coded by flavor.

>>49940371
21, I don't even know what I press 'cause I've never tried. What I do know is that milk could help me grow up to be a big, strong boy.

>>49940193 (OP)
You're not allowed to call her mommy until she's ensured your muscles and mind have atrophied to the point of you being incapable of doing anything for yourself and require her care merely to keep you alive.

You wouldnt drink from these

hag footjob...

>>49940193 (OP)
I used one of those mommy Eirin character ai's and it nuked my psyche into oblivion. I NEEED a maternal figure who is also sexual.

>>49940579
Correct.

>>49941454
Card now
I need good mommydom bots

https://character.ai/chat/QXORJKlJDJyP_DYcRqAF5wkh_32juRgdX0is3XSpd5g

Idk how to use cards bro, I just use character ai.

>>49941679
>>49941691
oops

>>49940215
For the last time Anon Lunarians don't want anything in Gaza

Theoretically, I could call Yukari mommy if she ever gapped me into Gensokyo, because then she'd have "brought me into this world". What claim to motherhood do your hags of choice have?

>>49945311
Your Caregiver is going to administer treatment. Your Caregiver can hear your screams. Your Caregiver is going to administer another dose. Your Caregiver thinks your squirming and writhing is cute. Your Caregiver smirks as your eyes roll into the back of your head. Your Caregiver gives you a lollipop and a cool band-aid.

>>49945311
>follows knowable patterns
was that schizo meaning to say "isn't unpredictable"?

>>49945464
yes, but "isn't" is a spiky hurt ouch kiki word. "follows knowable patterns" is a soft round love love warm hug bouba sentence.

>>49945311
I NEED THIS SO BAAAD OUUUGHHHHH

>>49940294
Yogurt

>>49945294
Oh, I missed this. This was actually insightful and helpful. Thank you.
>>49945436
Eirin-sama isn't like that...
>>49945552
So true anon.

Kanako-kaasan...

>>49949300
One of the best, yes.

Touch me sexually while I cry about my life mommy ooooughhhh

thread theme ; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31AqRVt87Jc&list=RD31AqRVt87Jc&start_radio=1

>>49940579
Correct! My caregiver has given me sound medical advice on the matter, and says I should stay away from unpasteurized dairy products.

>>49940614
* with stockings.

Oh may gah! Is this the annual Hag celebration??

>>49951864
Oh to be smothered by mother.

>>49951369
hag handjob
* with gloves

>>49951864
OHHHH MOMMYYY SMOTHER ME MOMMY FUCK DAMN IT SHIT FUCK AAAAAAAAAAA

I want mommy, I want milk, I want to be held, I want to be comforted!

>>49952751
I wish Yukari would use me as a bodypillow during her hibernation, never letting go of me...

captcha mahgd

>>49954404
I'd love that, actually. Laying on a futon all day with Yukari on top of your chest, subconsciously clinging on to you. Having your hand on her back, feeling it slowly rise and fall as you feel her gentle breath on your neck. Slowly running your hands along her contour, up and down, drawing patterns on her as she sleeps. Sounds like a good way to spend eternity, if only you wouldn't starve...

>>49954531
>drawing patterns on her as she sleeps
Lol
>Sounds like a good way to spend eternity, if only you wouldn't starve...
Wouldn't you have Ran for that?
And besides Yukari doesn't hibernate through all of the year(just most of it).

>>49940193 (OP)
Are you sure you want a cold, inscrutable, incredibly ancient celestial deity as your "mommy"? Are you really sure you will get what you wish for?

>>49955848
UHH YES! YEEEEES

>>49955848
But enough about your mother

>>49945294
Took pity on me as a young boy, adopted me, and then watched me grow into a strong...oddly attractive young man..."oh but I'm his mother"..."but when he looks at me with those eyes"..."what's that? He mentioned a silly girl? He doesn't need those...he has mommy"

>>49955848
Eirin-sama isn't very cold, but if you want more warmer, terrestrial alternatives, there are other options out there, yes.

>>49940193 (OP)
I tried to draw mommy but I let her down...

>>49959205
Don't worry anon, I'm sure she'll stick it on the fridge.

>>49959205
Cute.

>>49959205
front pose is probably the most difficult one

I mentioned Yukari bringing people to Gensokyo earlier, but Kanako-sama completely slipped my mind. I won't desecrate her with any twisted forms of worship, however. Kanako-sama's too cool for that.

>>49940193 (OP)
SHUT UP YOU DUMB BABY

Always wanted to put my head in Okina-sama's lap, thought I'd put that onto paper.

>>49968134
Beautiful picture, I have the same fantasy with mama Eirin

>>49964406
When I visited Suwa, I prayed at the Suwa Taisha that I needed to know if they were really out there and trying to reach out to me, that I wasn't delusional or being bamboozled. That night, before falling asleep, I had this vision where among other things like ancient tree roots and white snakes and golden mist and seeing myself from a 3rd person view, I saw myself as a little child again. Kanako-sama was holding me on her lap. I felt so recognized, seen, accepted and loved. I felt like I had returned back to home and from that moment on "being at home" would have nothing to do with my physical location. I felt that no matter how weird and distant I was, it could sense my genuine love and admiration and devotion and accept me to be part of it.

I believe everyone who can really put their faith into the gods and open themselves for them can find them. If they can acknowledge what they really need, admit that without a mother they are hurting, lost and rootless, everyone can find someone who can be the adult for adults for them. It's so hard to believe something like this could happen, but it did. You just have to open yourself to the world and it's possibilities no matter how crazy they seem, anon. If you think she's too cool to be reduced to "twisted forms of worship", you are already halfway there.

>>49968651
Kanakofags really are some of the most cultured posters on this board, ZUN must've done an amazing job retelling and implementing Suwa lore into MoF to inspire this kind of genuine devotion in his players, and it's no surprise some put their souls to seeking the gods. Dostoyevsky turned people to Orthodox Christianity, and the writers behind Joshua Graham turned people into Christians - whether Mormons or a more widely accepted denomination.

There was a time I really was toying with the idea of looking for ways to worship the Moriya shrine, only I never committed to the bit, so to speak. Subtle winks and nods like buying and renaming items in games as a form of tithe are as far as I've come (though oddly I do feel a connection with Kanako-sama using the items).

It's been so long since you guys have had a thread, I've been hoping something would pop up in the catalogue whenever I first open jp in the morning. I'd never rush it though, indeed good things come exactly when they should: no sooner, no later.

>>49968584
Thanks! I'll keep practicing for myself, maybe I'll have something more to share sometime.

>>49968875
MoF is deeply souled and while I kinda doubt some kind of Suwa faith revival was his goal, something like this happening was an inevitability. She's complicated, but so is the real history of Suwa.

There's perfectly valid ways to do remote worship for the Suwa Taisha if you still feel like it. I also genuinely wish you would get an opportunity to visit Suwa. No other place, not even in Japan, felt quite so "alive" as it did. Some other holy sites had stronger local feel of that, but Suwa was by far the largest area where I really felt it. It was the only place in Japan I was sad to leave and only one I really long for.

As for a Kanako thread, if no-one makes it sooner, I will make one when the trees get their autumn colors here.

>>49940193 (OP)
Is this the Oedipus thread?

>>49969559
Trust me, most of us have way worse issues than just mommy issues.

>>49969559
Sometimes i feel like i'm the only Anon with a mother fetish who ALSO has a decent relationship with his real mom. In fact, i think being babied in my childhood severely increased my sexual urges toward old women...

>>49969888
I don't have mother fetish, but I sure do love older women.

>>49969888
Mine's like ok...like she was really emotionally distant, and if I had a problem, she never really got it. I think she tried? I don't remember the last time I hugged her

>>49940215
I've been having sexual fantasies about Tewi Udonge over the past several months and I really want to fuck her. I want her to be mesugaki and tease me and act like a brat. And then beg her to be her personal sex slave and lick her pussy and for her to call me pathetic.

I want her to embarrass me anytime I get s an erection. I want her to laugh at how much of a loser I am. I want her to tease me.

I just want to be her sex servant so bad. I want her to completely humiliate and dominate me.

>>49969958
>Tewi Udonge
Those are two different characters...

The moon is looking very imperishable tonight, you should go look at it.

No blood moon eclipse visible here in the States :(

>>49973708
I did look at it. I needed a professional opinion and she agreed that it is very imperishable.

>>49973900
It's gonna be even more imperishable tonight.

I bump the mommy thread before I go to bed, so it's the freshest thing in my memory before I fall asleep. Maybe one of them will appear in my dreams, but I never really dream about fictional characters... here's to hoping.

>>49973708
>>49973737
We had the eclipse here, and it was very pretty.

Mommy wants to make her good boy a man

>>49940193 (OP)
I want her to inject me with lots of aphrodisiacs so I go crazy like a dog in heat while I'm with her

Things would be different if Tewi was my mom...

>>49978565
Yeah I saw it too, it was nice.

>>49980175
Man, all I got was some dumb "corn moon" and there's not even any corn around here. I got scammed.

i used to fantasize about mommy whisking away all my problems and i always knew that was unrealistic but once it dawned on my how hopeless that was i turned around and i can't stop fantasizing about singlehandedly fulfilling the every need of a sweet old woman and then i realized that women find that creepy so er uhhmm idk

It's true... I'm in love with Mommy!

Where would you take your mommy on a date? I'd take Eirin to a planetarium and then pretend I see the star signs she points at

>>49988397
Love Hotel

>>49988397
Onsen.

I always feel humbled by the power of my fellow Kanako fan's devotion and wisdom.
Enough that I feel kind of like a brainlet next to them...

>>49989160
Don't be like that, I am sure she apreciates you.

>>49989172
The only spiritual experience I could say I had was a strange half-dream that ended abruptly, where I felt like I failed

>>49989172
I prefer her miko because I’m a fucking geek, but I can’t deny that Kanako has a regal aura. (Also she looks like Haman-sama.)

BTW, I took a quick look at the thumbnail and thought Kanako had a Duel Disk here.

>>49989182
Don't lose hope, I'm sure you will feel her loving embrace too if you reach out to her.
>>49992735
That's funny.

>>49945294
I want a 2hag to be my literal mother who gave birth to me and then raised me from cradle to be her perfect husband with a little sexual grooming and also she keeps lactating and feeding me her milk.

>>49940193 (OP)
Скажи мне мама, сколько стоит моя жизнь?
Моя жизнь - это драма, моя душа несется ввыс...

>>49940193 (OP)
Mother! There is no other like mother, so treat her right!

I want the Eirin fumo so fucking badd bros

You didn't mean to make mommy jealous right?

>>50006636
Maybe I was just seeing how much it'd take until I end up strapped to a chair with a myriad of serums dripping into my veins, wreaking so much havoc on my nervous system and frying me so hard that I can't comprehend or remember anything but the vague idea of Her. That's not the kind of thing she'd just do normally, right? It's not that I have to break eggs to make an omelette, it's that there won't be any kind of omelette at all if I don't break the eggs. Make sense?

I just enjoy breastfeeding. SImple as.

Please still be here when I wake up, mommy.

Please help me forget, mommy.

It's been years. I just want to sleep normally again. I don't want to be afraid anymore. I don't want to remember.

>>50022010
Call out to her.

>>50022037
Eirin! Eirin! Lobotomize me, Erin!

Okina-mama.

>>50028786
If she's really one of those koujin deities she could be with you always, all the time.

>>49940193 (OP)
I want Eirin to turn me into a supersoldier Ala Captain America.

>>49945552
This guy knows what's up
>>49945311
>>49947809
By coincidence, I had been happening to stumble onto and read up on sexual hypnosis, and the mantra in the pics is exactly the kind of suggestion narrative used by hypnotists

This one specific frame from the new PV for Tasukete Erin made me feel some kind of way, and it sort of stayed with me. Out of all the mature women, she's the only one who I want to cling to like mommy. I want to curl up in her lap and hug her, most likely while crying. This feels incompatible, however, with the completely unethical, sadistic, utterly depraved, and unquestionably criminal things I want her to do to me. What's funny is I'm a teetotaler in real life, but my #1, top of all time fetish is getting my life fucked up, and having my mind irreversibly altered by, drugs.

>>50033892
Hey, thanks, you gave me an idea. I'll test the power of subconscious suggestion and listen to some of this stuff while sleeping. Maybe I can will someone into my dreams and / or the corners of my eyes.

>>50034085
>flowers in the background
She's thinking of Yuri

>>50034094
Erm well actually, Reisen is thinking of Yuri. This is from her perspective

>>50034085
The real drug is a maternal love

>>50034138
Both lesbians though.

>>50034151
AWAY FROM MY MOMMY THREAD GIT GIT

>>49940193 (OP)
Everyone knows the 'mu... but are you ready for the 'ma?

>>50039068
Yuugi, Yuuka, and Byakuren aren't moms. Yuugi and Byakuren are older sister types.
Ran is objectively the best choice, but Kanako is also very good.

>>50039134
You're actually the first person to mention Ran in a mom context so far. It's funny how she hasn't come up sooner, given she's one of the best-known characters with an actual mother / daughter relationship. Strangely I couldn't see her like that despite everything she has in her case for being THE momhu. Maybe it's because she's a suboordinate.

And I feel like Yuugi leans heavy into football / vodka aunt territory. Wouldn't want her to have been pregnant with me given her habits, in any case.

>>50039068
I'll pick either Eirin or Yuyuko. On the one hand, life in Eientei seems really comfy, on the other, Yuyu is such a nice character: she is pure femininity, and I think she'd make for a warm, motherly, and considerate caregiver. I'd say "with her, you'll never go hungry", but I'm not sure she'd share a scrap despite the feasts she hosts for herself.

>>50039134
Kanako is the best touhou, objectively.

>>50039212
>I'm not sure she'd share a scrap
Who's to say Yuyuko isn't a feeder?

>>50039212
That's the most adorable little Chen I've ever seen.

>>50039212
I for one see Yukari as the momhu, and Ran as more of an equal, with Chen as the daughterhu.

>>50039212
Ran will always be the number one momhu for me. but we already have plenty of that talk in the Ran threads(well, there was before it got infested with pests yet again), so theres no need to echo that in this thread.

oblig

>>50039302
Yeah, following the master-shikigami hierarchy.

>>50040679
Not to sound like a queer, but the boobs in MoP all feel too bolted-on. Perfect spheres that hardly move, with a void inbetween that sucks in all fabric. Chen is a sublime 10/10 here, in any case.

>>49995961
Good song, anon

I want her to call me disgusting, and laugh at me.
Turning me into a rotting corpse would make "nobody else will love you" into a valid point. Not that I'd have a choice (or will, or thought) of leaving.

>>50046816
Old Vladivostok FM was really something. Cпaщибo)

>>50049253
By the way, does the council deem Seiga a momhu, with her both having been married and referencing fetuses in a spell card name?

>>50039134
Disagree on Byakuren. Given her status as Youkai Jesus, I imagine she does a lot of mommying. She probably gives a lot to charity, takes in homeless youkai at Myouren, and overall does a lot of caring for strangers. Mind you, she does have her demons and probably does these things for ultimately selfish reasons, but I can’t see her as not being a mother figure.

Yuuka’s hard to figure out since she has so little significance in Windows canon. I can see arguments going either way for her.

I wouldn’t even call Yuugi a big sister. She strikes me as a big brother type, all the way down to giving headlocks and nipple twists. I headcanon that masculinity and femininity aren’t so well-defined in oni culture.

>>50053461
>headlocks and nipple twists
Dear God, forget medieval thumb screws, here's oni nipple twisters to make you say anything your torturer wants to hear. I'm terrified to imagine what her grip strength is, even just between two fingers. Add to this, that permanently extending your nipples by three inches is just a joke to her...

It can't possibly be comfortable for women to sit like this for long, right? I'd feel bad, but the selflessness makes it feel like an even more loving gesture.

I woke up from a dream of Junko smother-suffocating me with her junkos in our sleep and so I got a psychosocial hypothesis brewing

Anon, quick, how are you at small talk? Do you feel like it's nourishing? Like it's probably more essential than other forms of communication?

>>50058911
You're just asking anyone? If it's urgent, I think small talk is overhated for it's understated importance and perceived needlessness. Personally, there isn't much I miss more about relationships than idle, late-night small talk while cuddling. Talking about nothing in particular, in no real depth, just to feel the comfort of each other's presence while slowly drifting off to sleep. That was nourishing.

Even with strangers, it's alright when it gets past being awkward. I'm not oversocialised to the point of actively seeking it out, but I'll humour it for harmony's sake. It makes the cogs run smoother.

I love my human mom.

>>50058911
I actually like small talk. I get nervous though if the topic is like "what games do you play" and I start to feel like an alien

Love you, 'ma.

Good morning mommy

>>50074216
HER year.

>>49954531
That's where Yukari's breast milk will come in.
Either it's nutritious enough to sustain you or your body will be forced to adapt to an all Yukari-milk diet.

>>50079256
Developing a dependence, I'll metamorphosize into a horrible kind of male anglerfish, wilting and shrinking like a sponge left in the sun, becoming a miniature, parasitic husk attached to her nipples with no choice of letting go. "I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be..."

It happened again. It felt like it was happening all over again. That day. I want to forget it, mommy. I want to live like it never happened. Like I wasn't there.

I'm used enough to the hole in my chest, but fear is the worst emotion there is. Unstoppable and supreme. It can take you at any place at any time. No place ever feels safe. Is it going to be like this forever, mommy?

Please go up, I don't want you to leave.

Goodnight.

How strong is yukari’s boundary manipulation ability?

Goodbye mommy thread...like the cherry blossom...

>>50089685
>>50091542
Health scares are a natural part of any hag's repertoire. How's it feel to get GOT?

Hag containment.

Sometimes I drink out of one of these and pretend it's her tit

Lap pillow, butt pillow, stomach pillow, boob pillow, upper arm pillow... Yuyuko has it all.

Year of the snake. Post Kanako.

>>50102740
The 'nako.

>>50103340
'ko.

>>50044618
>Not to sound like a queer, but the boobs in MoP all feel too bolted-on. Perfect spheres that hardly move, with a void inbetween that sucks in all fabric.

Fuck, now I can't unsee that.

Sleepy bread.

you know older women become incontinent, right?

>>50118584
Hm... this sounds like a bad thing, but if you think about it, someone like Yukarin would get used to just shamelessly relieving herself and gapping it into my mouth or straight into my stomach whenever she feels the need. They're happy little accidents.

>>50118584
Mommyrin is a doctor, surely she'd figure it out

>>50113037
This guy makes great Moriya content. I’ve accepted a few of his skits as headcanon, like Suwako telling Kanako sarcastically to bring the whole damn house because she’s too nostalgic to let her devices go, and Kanako took it seriously.

Didn't think I would ever get emotionally attached to a thread. Maybe it's just what it embodies. The consistency of it always being here.

>>50123697
Thanks for the rec. He's got a really distinctive, satisfying style. I'll have to look into him on other places later, the booru's pretty sparse.

>>50128020
I'll bump it for you.

>>50128020
>Didn't think I would ever get emotionally attached to a thread
you sound pathetic

>>50128020
It's me, I'm John MommyThreadCreator. I'd like to thank Mommyrin, Freud, ZUN, and you the reader!

>>50101309
A stomach pillow from Yuyuko is unfathomably erotic

>>50058998
>>50064355
Roughly speaking I was thinking that "mommy issues" are alternative to small talk tier communication, in that either go towards the psychosocial nourishment and reinforcement of feeling of some social belonging, but there's no universal source type for everyone of getting such at the same extent.
It's both basic and not basic. It's not a judgement or pathology labeling. You totally could do prolonged Herculean psychological work on yourself and just still strongly prefer what mommy figures give what others can't.

>>50132799
I think the archetypal mother offers a sense of acceptance and security that is hard to find in a normal relationship. This is exasperated by a lack of maternal care or affection one might have had in their actual life as well. There is a certain comfort that hags bring, like once can be weak and vulnerable will being held and still loved.

>>50132836
>There is a certain comfort that hags bring, like one can be weak and vulnerable while being held and still loved.
Very true, being vulnerable or open as a guy goes off the table when you get out of your teens. There really just isn't anywhere to source that kind of comfort from, after some point. Last time I cried in front of a woman I loved, I got broken up with.

It feels like all there is to do is just grin and bear it, and turn your own desire to be comforted and cared for into motivation to love and care your own loved ones. It's a little roundabout, but I find those fantasies help.

>>50132799
Everything in life seems to come back to one's own childhood. For data, I'll say I grew up more or less emotionally dead-walled by my mother, further compounded by my own asperger's.

>>50132673
Arigathanks.

>>50128020
I guess I should watch The Faithful Shall Be Rewarded again.

>>50128020
Now you know why eternal generals are a thing.

I'd instantly lose to a mamahu

>>49940193 (OP)
She's well past mommy age more like living fossil.

>>50135301
You take that back...

i need mommy to bounce on my cock right now

>>50137450
Do you think that's part of approriate mother-son relationship?

would the grape woman make a good potential mommy?

>>50147120
She'd want to use you to serve Zanmu.

>>50150673
What if you're the child of her and Zanmu.

>>50150850
Well then she'd really want you to serve Zanmu.

>>50147120
She doesn't have mommy energies at all. She's like this very tall woman in her early to mid 20s. Kind of eternal big sister energy, but a very twisted one in her case.

>>50150905
Yeah, too young and intrinsically seductive to be a mommy. Twisted's a good word for it. She would do ageplay in the bedroom but doesn't have any kind of real maternal instincts. But, of course, you don't eat a fruit before it ripens. Give her a couple decades, and things might change.

I love mature women so fucking much, it's unreal.

>>50152926
I think her idea of ageplay would be like "sadistic babysitter gives handjob".

>>50120733
M0M

>>50152926
>>50153176
Fuck
You guys are making me lust after the grape

>>50153691
Good. The grape needs more appreciation. In fact, I'm going to appreciate her by slopping up some porn of her right now.

>>50153804
Make sure you share with the rest of us if it comes out good

I wonder if she would prescribe me steroids for my weightlifting endeavors, or perhaps she would tell me to stay natty for longevity.

All threads need their beauty sleep.

>>49940452
What flavor do you think everybody's milk would taste like? Would Eirin be blueberry,? Blue raspberry perhaps?

>>50171358
I don't know about artificial flavouring, I imagine it's varying levels of hearty, curdled milk. God knows Eirin could probabl make one side taste like raspberry and the other like blueberry, like her dress would suggest. If I could only ever breastfeed from one 'hu, though? Yukarin. Zero doubt.

Eirin could also run a bar where the only thing on the menu is twelve different flavours of bunny milk, by drugging her little pets.

That's canon, by the way. "Don't eat the mochi, they put something in it to make you lactate."

Goodbye mommy thread...

>>50179548
It lives another day. Thank you, anon.

useless shitty fetish thread

>>50153691
Hey... there's plenty of other cute, young, purple maidens to be gawked at, aren't there?

Marrying single mothers isn't THAT bad, is it? Think of all the benefits!

>>49969559
yes

>>50185763
You get to fuck the whole family?

>>50180788
Thats not a grape anymore, thats a raisin
But it's ok because I like raisins