Thread 64255249

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>Image limit reached

https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!

>>64255265
>ambushed by a (sexual) predator

>>64255321
fluffy palm-top foxo can do anything she wishes to me

TOMBOY HAS REDFLAGS! I SAY AGAIN! TOMBOY HAS REDFLAGS! RTO GIVE ME THE RADIO I'M CALLING IN AN AIRSTRIKE!

"Viper 2-1, this is Schizo 1-2, I have a priority target for immediate engagement, over."
Viper 2-1:
"Schizo 1-2, Viper 2-1, send your 9-line, over."
1. IP Vulture
2. Heading 210, offset right
3. 5 nautical miles
4. Elevation 850 feet MSL
5. Single entrenched crazylady in third-story window of concrete building, reinforced with sandbags
6. Grid CP11227845
7. Marked with IR laser, code 1688
8. Friendlies 300 meters south, rooftop, marked with green smoke
9. Egress northwest to IP Falcon
How copy?
Viper 2-1:
"Copy all. Ready for remarks and restrictions."
Schizo 1-2:
“Request single AGM-65 Maverick, PID confirmed, laser code 1688.”
“Final attack heading 200 to 220.”
“No civilians observed in structure or surrounding area.”
“Target is static, no movement in last 5 minutes.”
“Friendlies lased target and are eyes-on.”
Viper 2-1:
"Copy all. Inbound IP Vulture, one mike out. Laser code 1688 confirmed. Confirm IR spot is active."
Schizo 1-2:
"IR laser is active. Call contact."
Viper 2-1:
"Contact laser. Tally target in window. Standing by for clearance."
Schizo 1-2:
"Viper 2-1, you are cleared hot."
Viper 2-1:
"Cleared hot, rifle."
Viper 2-1:
"Impact good. Target structure neutralized. No secondary explosions. No additional enemy movement observed. Egressing northwest."
Schizo 1-2:
"Solid hit, target neutralized. Great work. Schizo 1-2 out."

>>64255279
How does kemomimi earpro work? Doesn't something like that limit their movement?

>>64254294
the full paragraph:
>"While we are on the topic of working as a team, why are we still assigning the least experienced witch as the Tail-end Charlie?" Illu asks for the umpteenth time, though this is the first time she has asked it in front of the cadets.
>"Where else would we put them?" Barkhorn asks.
>"How about as the wingman of the flight leader? "Hasse" insisted on doing that & her flight rarely lost anyone, and she NEVER lost a wingman" Illu says, getting visibly angrier with every word she speaks.
>"That's because you guys doctrinaly split your flights into two pairs with one flying above the other ready to pounce on anyone trying to sneak up to the pair flying lower" Barkhorn retorts, not realizing she has left an opening.
>"And why would doing that be a bad thing? More flexibility AND better coverage" Illu argues back.
>"Because this is the United States of Liberion Armed Forces, I wouldn't be surprised if some of the generals in the Army were still convinced that breech-loading rifles are a passing fad" Buttelmann jokes before she can stop herself, eliciting a laugh from everyone in the O-club, instructors included.
>"I bet the Navy still has admirals who think all a proper Fleet needs are sail ships with wooden hulls & a hundred muzzle-loading cannon!" someone exclaims in between coughs from laughing too hard.
>"Well, the USS Constitution *is* still in commission" someone else jokes, causing everyone to laugh even more.

>>64255439
to my knowledge, all canids' ear canals are capable of closing fast enough to prevent hearing loss from the sound made by firearm discharge, so I presume the artists are giving their foxgirls earpro simply to avoid the flood of complaints about hearing damage.

>>64255477
Interesting. It was a concern that has plagued me for a long time but I guess it was needless.

fox Friday is da best

>fox women
somebody post it

>>64256075
I presume you were referring to this?

>>64256091
No. All you foxlovers know EXACTLY what im talking about. The cold hard proof that all fox women STINK

>>64256113
Do they stink good?

>>64256075
I gotchu, only this one time though

>>64256119
no they do not...
>>64256124
Sad. Imagine smelling THAT bad that an entire house has to evacuate. This is why wolf women are superior.

>>64256124
>sample

>>64256202
Agreed, wolf girls are best girls
>>64256243
I apologize for my retardation. It will happen again

>>64255414
>Viper

I'm pretty sure I had some kind of panic attack today so I'm gonna go jerk off incase anyone needs to stock up on ammo

>>64256819
oh shit

>>64256819
I thought you whacked it already when Charlie died. Anyway thanks for the heads up

I want to FUCK this CUTE fox!

>>64256865
I want this sexy fox to break my arm at the elbow while telling me she loves me!

>>64256889
fox dorks!

>>64256819
>I'm pretty sure I had some kind of panic attack today
You good Radovan?
>gonna go jerk off
God help us

>>64256819
hopefully, the next man to die is someone who deserves it

>>64256819
oh fuck

>>64256819
DON’T

>>64256256
>pic
I’m gonna make more honey pickled apples this fall. I had fun doing it last year

>>64257191
Are you a fan of spice & wolf perchance?

>>64257216
literally me right now

>>64257191
I knew I'd summon you

>>64257200
It's a possibility
>>64257256
Oh no, I've been caught

New 'shimi just dropped

>mfw going into the woods for one day without cell service and the entire country has gone to shit in the 36 hours I was gone

>>64257410
blame Radovan

>>64256826
>>64256830
>>64257109
>>64257084
No happenings as of now, although that was a great session

>>64257068
Who would deserve it?

>>64256976
>You good Radovan?
Not sure, I was just walking and I don't remember my exact train of thought but I was tripping for like half an hour. Not like a schizo but like the scene when Hank is driving home from Walt's house when he found out

>>64257435
https://youtu.be/bOR38552MJA?si=Cm1ZpriPsD3tPREk&t=21

>>64257490
>3 hours
we're all going to die

Would you, could you, with a 'yote?

>you will never fall asleep full cocooned in a sea of fluffy kitsune tails
I blame Radovan's masturbation habits as the reason kitsune don't exist

>tfw you're jerking off to mother son incest on rule 34 and the main thing that takes you out of the experience is noticing one of the pictures has a Krtek plushie in the corner
Don't you dare bring my childhood innocence into my depraved fetishes!

>>64257553
That's a pitbull.

>>64257638
so the people on the internet lied to me. still deserved, fuck pits.

>>64257562
>Radovan's masturbation habits
I don't plan on killing the pope and not fapping for about 5 months, and then getting a political commentator killed

PTSD, is it real? I also want a cute anime girl to teach me how to drive stick.

>>64257877
Yes, and we made a huge mistake by no longer believing in magic. Used to be you just paid a witch doctor to cast out the spirits of the slain men you had vanquished and that solved it.

>>64257913
Isn't there some old like Mesopotamian record where it was like:

>Yeah, the spirits of the people you killed in battle are haunting you that's why you have flashbacks
And it was PTSD

>>64257562
>ywn brush the fluffy tails of a kitsune
sad

>>64257553
AND IT WILL COME. LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN

>>64257939
Yes, that's actually a common theme in ancient sources, believing it was spirits or demons causing PTSD. They had all kinds of crazy ideas about how to get rid of them as well. (Hittites had a ritual where they would consume the entire body of a dog, including dung, so the spirit of the dog would chase off the spirits tormenting the 'patient.' Iranians likewise believed dogs could chase off evil spirits, but were less into weird shit so just said a dog looking at a spirit would drive it away)

>>64258002
Dogs truly are the best huh? There for us in all worlds.

Anyone else watching Tougen Anki?
It’s basically if one of us got anime bullshit powers.

>>64258002
these days cat people *know* that cats can see the evil spirits & will chase them away.

>>64258082
>cats can see the evil spirits
Of course.
>& will chase them away
Nobody who has ever owned a cat believes that. Even the nicest cat will at most be indifferent. Most will actively collaborate.

Speaking of simulation auditory hallucinations...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYpCy61c8JE

Yukari is dead and Radovan killed him

>>64255448
Meanwhile in East-Berlin, Waltrud Lehweß-Litzmann is woken up by someone pounding on the door of her apartment. Covering up herself before going to the door to see who it is, she already has an idea regarding her visitors.
Opening the door, she sees men in civilian clothes, everything about them reminding her of Gestapo, and here in East-Berlin there is only one possibility as to their identity.
>"Oberstleutnant Lehweß-Litzmann?" asks the man who seems to be in charge.
>"Yes" she answers, trying to remain calm, Stasi might take even the slightest hint of fear as proof of guilt.
>"Pack your bags, you are going to Siberia" the Stasi man says with a barely suppressed grin.
>"What do I need bags for out there?" she asks.
>"You can't do much for your country without the essentials, and I doubt you can get most of them out there, so better stock up now, don't you think?" another Stasi man responds with a grin.
>"...So, it's not the Gulag then?" she asks for confirmation.
>"Why would we send an invaluable witch to die in the ruski Hell? You are going there to train our socialist sisters to rid the World of the capitalist swine" the leader of the Stasi goons answers with a chuckle. It seems he had chosen his words deliberately to mess with her, Karlsländer humor at its best.
>"Why me? Orussians have no shortage of experienced witches" Lehweß-Litzmann asks.
>"Orussians have exactly zero witches with combat experience fighting against witches trained by the West, plus, the Liberion Air Force has started using Karlsländer traitors as instructors, and there are precious few good socialist witches remaining in Karlsland who received proper training during the war."

Foxes!?

>>64256889
Evil fox.

>>64257877
>how to drive stick.
press pedal, select gear, press the other pedal

>>64258798
ease accelerator, press clutch, select gear, ease your foot from clutch while adding acceleration.

>>64258825
for me, if it's not the first gear it's also "tap on the gas to rev the engine a bit so it kinda matches" kinda thing, so i look like a pro driver

>>64258843
Based and Takumi-pilled

>>64257630
why is there always some guy talking about masturbating to incest porn

Czechs are pretty neat, they're like the Polish without the negative aspects

>>64259243
If you look around at your friend group and you can't identify the guy masturbating to incest porn: it's you.

>>64258216
>This is the moment he became the Butcher of Bosnia

>>64259243
Just that kind of place

>>64259435
mogged by Serb/Croat women

>>64258467
STINKY

>>64259491
Czechs have severe autism that makes them incapable of just using other countries guns and constantly make their own weird proprietary shit, for that reason alone they're based as fuck.
Also have pretty much the best gun laws in Europe.

>>64259435
what are some negative aspects of the polish?
t. polak
pic tangentialy related

>>64259557
>what are some negative aspects of the polish?
1) Slavs
2) Catholics
3) the two points above are more than enough

>>64259517
Checked and Poland actually sounds really nice, Serbia has similar laws (Serbia is #3 in gun ownership in Europe and has a gun culture similar to the US) but BP is completely unregulated whereas some models are regulated in Poland

Shoutout wikipedia

>>64259564
based

>>64259557
Mostly mental illness, "crazy as a Polack" or just "crazy Polack(s)" are sayings. A shockingly high number of polacks are self aware of the issue and say the same shit about themselves and other poles. I hear way more polacks bringing it up than non poles honestly. That's the only common claim I'm aware of for the US.

>>64259557
Poles are infamous through pretty much all of Europe for being as money hungry and deceptive as jews without the intelligence, an entire nation and culture built around backstabbing at any opportunity no matter how badly it fucks them over long term.
You just don't trust a Pole is about the most "duh, no shit" advice there is.

>>64259564
>>64259575
>>64259624
understandable, have a nice day

>>64259566
I was in Poland this summer. Wish I could’ve visited a range but I was busy on an autistic museum pilgrimage

>>64259663
list city and museums

Marseille shows up in front of you with multiple steins of beer, WWYD?

>>64257490
>YT link
>Blame Canada -
To be fair even Canadians themselves blame all their grievances on Canada too. Sometimes /n/ords are kinda based, not gonna lie.
Cross link related >>>/n/2053774

>>64259675
Tell her I don't drink.

>>64258690
How can somebody so cute possibly be evil? Slander, I say

Never forguette the day of the baguette. Most tragic day in in all of Brussels.
>https://youtu.be/zJV0eRwKooU

>>64259557
Here in norway you guys have the reputation as carpenters that you hire for cheap and pay under the table, and with the results either being pretty good for the price or absolute shit. It pretty much saying here "Just hire a band of polaks" if you don't want to spend the money on proper professionals. My old landlord, a cheapskate iraqi fuck, hired the cheapest poles he could find to renovate his bathroom,and to no one's suprise, they fucked it all up, flooded the entire floor and then ran away back to Poland. The guy deserved it but still, pretty shitty, and it isnt a uncommon story here.

Look at these dorks!

>>64259742
What are band girls like?

Back, erotic

>>64259756
I want to plant gentle kisses on AN-94's spine from top to bottom

>>64256113
I have an extremely sensitive sense of smell for pheromones, especially the female pheromones...

The worst thing is that approximately 80% of women can smell it when they have their period. And I'm sure it will be similar to Foxgirls, I'm afraid... D:

>>64259736
>Extra capers
I'm not eating this.

>>64259744
Nerdy but uptight

New 'shimi

>>64259691
what about the...other things she has to offer?

>>64259771
Oh you are. And you better leave the fucking platter squeaky clean

>>64259784
or what huh?

>>64259756
>>64259766
napes are extremely lewd

>>64259790
They are made for kisses

>>64259788
do you think you're a tough weeabo? do you think you can simply choose to not eat the capers? You will be proven wrong

>>64259794
indeed

>>64259780
Pole dancing lessons? Thats not really for me sorry.

>>64259802
what if she does all of the "dancing", on your "pole"?

>>64259798
......n-now that i think about it capers really aren't so bad.... and the pepperoncinos look good too....

>>64259678
>Cross link related >>>/n/2053774
Oh wow that's grim, is it really THAT BAD in leafland right now?

>>64259813
yeah.

>>64259808
Erm I don't own a pole of any kind personally unless you count wooden beams. I got some of them but I don't think its possible to dance with those

I wonder what it is like to have a dorky pyromaniac wife

>>64259772
>>64259794
female in a suit, erotic

>>64259904
Amen

>>64259813
yeah.

>>64259744
Stupid because they don't usually let accordionists in

>>64260003
>terminator wannabee

forgot pic

>>64260037
Holy fuck, MOMMY!

>>64260037
Jesus that is some fucking peak female physique

>>64259770
>The worst thing is that approximately 80% of women can smell it when they have their period

Does it smell good?

God I wish women were real

>>64260185
Well invent them someday.

>>64260194
If only...

>>64259813
Our economy is in a death spiral and the only thing that's kept our GDP from completely tanking is just bringing in absurd levels of immigrants, and now even people from India are starting to think Canada is a shithole and are leaving, which has the government in a total panic because that was literally the only strategy they had to keep the economy from crashing with no survivors.
We're fucked, Canada is like a textbook example on how to destroy a nation, the RCMP's own official "5 year report" basically says "yeah, we're probably gonna collapse before the decade is over."

>>64260185
me too

>>64260198
>"yeah, we're probably gonna collapse before the decade is over."
when that happens we will except you as a burger

>>64260198
>and now even people from India are starting to think Canada is a shithole and are leaving
Every cloud has a silver lining, I suppose.

>>64260209
Why the hell would we accept them? Certainly not anything east of sasquatch-wan.

>>64260209
Maybe if they can't vote and are considered a protectorate or something
>Inb4 that isn't fair
If things get to that point then you've proven you can't handle that responsibility by virtue of requiring the burgers to save your asses

>>64260222
there are no humans east Saskatchewan, so no problem.

>>64260209
>lettuce
>that thick ass tomato
do people really...

>>64260209
My hope is Sask, Alberta, and BC (after mulching all of Vancouver) form a new nation free of Ontario's retardation. As the age old mantra goes, "let those Eastern bastards freeze in the dark"

>>64260238
Can Yukon and NWT join too? They were really pretty, and I don't want nu-Canada to have them.

>>64260231
Nigger your half jeeted at this point. For real though we need to stop this. We where like 90% white here until 2020.

>>64260198
We imported to many. We fudged the numbers on gdp by importing people but that just delayed it and made the inevitable worse.

mommy

>>64260247
We were literally importing over a million pajeets a year after covid, it's frankly insane how liberals thought they could do that shit and then act surprised that immigration became a dirty word in politics.

>>64260258
How would all the DEFY girls rank as mothers?

>>64260247
>your
I'm American.
but I know what you mean, it is grim up there.

>>64259675
slap them out of her hands and demand that she brings me a gallon jug of coffee and pineapple juice to atone for her insult.
>>64259744
they eat some mean ass

>>64260209
fuck-off, we're full
>>64260198
God I hope I can become a burger partisan in the canuck civil war. I can shape the north into my image. Or just get killed by moose. whichever comes first.

>>64260265
>AN-94 Great mom, family would have a lot of pets
>AK-15 Pretty poor from a emotional standpoint but very protective, anybody trying to fuck with her children would get brutally ripped apart
>AK-12 would probably be a mixed bag, a mix of being a little too detached and absent at times but also a lot of genuine care, kid would probably end up pretty alright but with a lot of abandonment and trust issues under the surface
>Rpk-16, great girlfriend, traumatizing mother, at best the child would end up just like her, for better and for worse

>>64260258
>>64260263
deserved better

>>64257663
I'll give him points for punching the shit out of it but getting it into a choke hold and crushing its ribs until you strangle it seems the optimal way of dealing with a dog if you can manage it.

>>64260198
>the RCMP's own official "5 year report" basically says "yeah, we're probably gonna collapse before the decade is over."
Link plz

>>64259773
Not the one I dated.

Yuri NTR nigger here. I have come here to ask you guys a favor. there's an """artist""" called gotsuura that makes Yuri hentai, he commissions art completely free of charge, I want to fucking troll the shit out of SS, problem is I don't have a Patreon account and that's the only way to commission him. can someone go Commission art of Lee fucking Springy or his OC Mytilene fucking Springy.

>>64259672
Warsaw, I actually posted an Anne Frank pic here while there. I visited the Polish Wodka Museum, Warsaw Uprising Museum, Cold War Museum, and the Life Under Communism Museum. Polish Army Museum would’ve been visited but it was closed while I was there. I was also in Krakow for a few hours and I’m sure some people remember my failed attempt at getting a pic at the Auschwitz museum

>>64260729
Why are you like this

>>64260037
>tummy
PEROPEROPERO

>>64260198
There’s no collapse coming to Canada. Nothing ever happens. Like America slowly turning into Brazil, Canada will become India

>>64260209
Canadians give me the ick they’re not joining my country

>>64260729
Go get fucked Yuri nigger

>>64260736
>I actually posted an Anne Frank pic here while there.

Everyone kneel in respect for this guy

>I visited the Polish Wodka Museum, Warsaw Uprising Museum, Cold War Museum, and the Life Under Communism Museum. Polish Army Museum would’ve been visited but it was closed while I was there. I was also in Krakow for a few hours and I’m sure some people remember my failed attempt at getting a pic at the Auschwitz museum

Any plans to visit any more?

>>64260756
>tHe CoLlApSe WiLl NeVeR hApPeN hErE!

Every civil war, revolution, and other society-ending catastrophe was immediately preceded by people insisting that "it can't happen here"

Well Nepal just had a revolution all because the Boomers in charge tried to crack down on the Internet because they hated being called corrupt and nepotistic and it backfired spectacularly, the Streisand effect is real.
Hopefully this ends well in the long term [spoiler]and hopefully China doesn't take advantage of the unrest to annex more Nepalese land.[/spoiler]
>https://archive.ph/qmThy

>>64260952
It was pretty funny, I actually saw people (shills) defend the crackdowns because it was to combat hate speech. Unironically. And some retards out there agreed with them.

>>64260952
>One Piece flag becomes the Confederate flag of Nepal

>>64260952
they elected there new PM with a discord poll

>>64260424
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/24512494-rcmp-whole-of-government-five-year-trends-for-canada/
The funny thing is like 90% of it is redacted and it's still extremely grim and hopeless, I don't even wanna imagine how bad the unredacted report is.

>>64261023
KEK

>>64260870
Baka baka baka

Fun fact, humans are pretty much the only mammals who have a "lactation by demand" feature, meaning they're one of the only mammals who can continue to lactate even years if not decades after pregnancy if their breasts are regularly drained, and also the only mammals who can induce lactation without pregnancy at all. It's believed this was an evolutionary advantage to have additional food sources for our relatively slow to mature children when other food sources were more scarce, weaning basically being a "whenever it's convenient" thing.
In comparison, most mammals lactation pretty much only happens for a fixed period after pregnancy, after which they will stop lactating even if regularly drained until re-impregnated, forcing a "hard weaning" period.

>>64260832
>Everyone kneel in respect for this guy
You never saw it? It got some decent traction when I first posted it.
Also absolutely, planning to be back someday! Loved it there. Will plan on focusing on Krakow next time. Gonna see the Air Force museum, also will probably take a train to Gdańsk and Gdynia too since there’s naval stuff out there

>>64261084
How does one initiate it without pregnancy? Didn’t even know that could happen

>>64261120
Hormone pills are the easy way.
But outside of that, manual stimulation of the breast, basically just pumping an un-milky tit long enough and frequently enough will cause it to start producing milk, lactation can even be induced in men with this method (it won't be true milk in men though, more of just a watery discharge)

>>64261090
>he's trying to hide it tee hee XD

-at least 2 gals in that museum

>>64261168
Don’t remind me

>>64261127
>(it won't be true milk in men though, more of just a watery discharge)

>>64261195
Do not remove the part of you that is cringe, remove the part of you that cringes. I have almost mastered this art

(and remove kebab)

>>64261224
I'm still slurpping all that fake tity milk up no matter what the Jews say

>>64261224
Men technically have breast tissue and milk ducts, but it's mostly vestigial, since testosterone and a lack of estrogen causes them never to develop into full on milk glands, so men simply will not product true milk.
In some rare cases such as hormone therapy or a specific tumor that effects hormones, men will produce something that is "almost milk," kinda resembling milk early in a pregnancy, but it won't have anywhere near the nutritional value as proper woman's milk, and it'll be produced in much small quantities.

>>64261243
aw shit we were talking about man milk not forced woman milk

dammit

Has anyone here ever made their own pasta noodles? Im thinking of trying it but im wondering how much of a bitch it is.

Also semi-tangibly related to the topic, another fun fact about humans is we technically give birth to children way too early in terms of their development in comparison to most primates, if we gave birth at a stage more in line with how most mammals are developed once they come out (outside of marsupials) we'd actually have a gestation period of 21 months, giving birth to full on toddlers that could potentially walk and talk mere minutes after leaving the womb (obviously probably just able to say like three words they heard repeated a lot in utero). Issue is our upright anatomy causes women to have notably narrow hips while human babies have notable large heads, we give birth at 9 months because, effectively, the baby would be too big to actually deliver otherwise.
If you've ever wondered why most animals are able to outright walk immediately after birth while human babies are pretty much useless potatoes for like an entire year after their birth, that's pretty much why, they're not really babies, more like external fetuses.

>>64261271
Of course. It's easy. You just make a really simple dough and cut that shit into noodles after rolling it out. If you have a kitchenaid it's even easier.

However even more importantly, you could just make spätzle and those mog noodles. Or pelmeni/pierogi.

>>64261313
>If you have a kitchenaid it's even easier.
Sweet.
>However even more importantly, you could just make spätzle and those mog noodles. Or pelmeni/pierogi.
One step at a time. Just wanting to make basic noodles at the moment and a homemade sauce to boot. I'm gonna try and give it a go this upcoming week, just need to get some flour and eggs. Thx anon :)

Some nights feel like rock bottom but I know I'm not quite there yet

>>64257114
What recipe do you follow, if any?
Do you use spices or herbs or simply honey?

"A weeb in the dark is worth an army at noon"

>>64261303
>>womb (obviously probably just able to say like three words they heard repeated a lot in utero).
>baby is born
>says I hate niggers immediately

>>64261731
I use this one from a long time ago
https://www.tumblr.com/otakuhealth/36907790639/spice-and-wolf-honey-spiced-apples-how-to

>>64261224
>>64261243
It's true, I saw it happen on the bus in middle school.

>>64261910
Thank you Anon.
When the time is right I will harvest my parents apple tree and make some batches.
I'll use this as reference to begin with and see what else you could add.

I got some distilled apple cider (40%) that I think would give a nice kick.

>>64260183
It's a sweaty, rancid odd smell. And completely independent of age or fitness level. The smell is a little different for every woman, but it's usually very similar.

>>64262031
But do you enjoy the smell? And do you tell women that you can smell their period?

>>64262155
Oh she's a HOMO, she's gonna yuri NTR some guy.

>>64261023
>have a poll to elect a new PM
>somehow the winning ticket isn't "Adolf Hitler"

>>64262241
imagine if it was an English-speaking country & one of the contenders was named "Michael Hunt"

Dominant women don't exist in real life and all you niggas pining for your non-existant dommy mommy gf are going to be in for a rude awakening.

>>64262521
But you can just move to Serbia or Croatia

>>64261051
>Whole pages blocked out without any clue to their topic
>What is shown is very pessimistic
Grim

>>64262521
>none of the prostitutes I paid for wanted to be dominant even when I tipped extra so they do not exist

>>64262521
i know at least two but they're fat.
and no i'm not givin you fat fucking perverts their contacts because fat women must suffer and die alone

>>64262613
kek

>>64262521
What if she is submissive in bed but she spikes your drink the next morning, and while you are out she rapes you a couple of times, changes every lock in the your house,carves her name in to your neck right next to your artery, and then makes you breakfast for when you wake up, acting like you now are a married couple? Which you are. Would she be considered submissive or dominant? OR just cute?

>>64262521
>bdsm participants

>>64262829
I feel like there's a difference between leaving bite marks where people can see them, and this shit. Honestly guys, if I wake up and see the girl I brought home did all this, I'm killing her ASAP.

>>64262829
You are gay
>>64262832
BDSM is a lot more than leather and riding crops, there's stuff like DDLG. And honestly that's one of the better examples; for every dominant man in that scene there's 2-3 submissive women.
pic rel is something that does not exist irl

>>64262849
I think it just she really loves you and it shows she is really committed. The deeper the scars, the deeper the love, you know?

>>64262521
>>64262867
>the hooker-kisser has a opinion

>>64262888
Checked. My mind says no but my body says yes

>>64262930
>My mind says no
Does it really?

>>64262963
Yeah but breathing in my ear like that would destroy what rational thinking I had left.

>>64261303

Very much on topic, imagine being Pazu and a two weeks past-due Sheeta pins you to the wall with her huge belly, demanding that you put her into labor right now, before throwing you onto the bed and riding you until she's practically drained your balls.

>>64261303
>we'd actually have a gestation period of 21 months,
>Issue is our upright anatomy causes women to have notably narrow hips
Imagine if women just had wider hips instead anyway

>>64263048
They'd need to be pretty absurdly wide to birth a 20-30Ibs toddler, like we're talking porn art levels of dump truck, you know the ones, the mating press pictures where the girls ass is like 3x the size of the dudes.
Imagine...

>>64263061
Extra wide childbearing hips... erotic...

>>64263103
woman with eye patch erotic

>>64261230
holy shit, radovan is gay?!?!?!?

>>64262867
Yup, it's always surprising what you run into in the lifestyle.
>t. has a rope bunny ex-gf

>>64263315
that's a particularly shocking revelation given that I always assumed you brits had missionary sex with the lights off while thinking of the Queen

>>64263121
Don't know why it is so hot

>>64263248
The real question is what diabolical material he wanks it to that makes something happen

>>64263342
Don't think I have seen a woman with an eyepatch in real life, ever

I want a drund, violent woman that is incredibly insecure about her missing eye to get me drunk and rape me!

>>64263357
*drunk

>>64263348
I did once when I was in Lowe's. She looked to be about 40 or 50

>>64263323
Oh, that's just the papers when one or two (slightly famous) consenting adults so much as wear a cowboy hat in the bedroom

>>64263248
I wanna seggs with women, checkmate

>>64263331
Best to keep sources limited but it's straight and doesn't involve cuckold or shit like that

>>64263323
It's particularly shocking you fuck floozies

>>64263511
Defyfag, I had sex with a prostitute once. I know this is the only W you have over me, so I'll let it go.

>>64263608
>I had sex with a prostitute once
one time too many

>>64263608
>sex with a prostitute once

>>64263608
It's a pretty goddamn big W, probably the single most degenerate thing anyone in these threads has ever done until someone confesses to fucking a dog or something

>>64263661
there was that guy that jerked it to his Mom's panties.

>>64263670
Yeah that was pretty bad... I'd say that takes #1 spot desu