Thread 509019230

You don't appreciate bread enough

suck my dick, faggot

>>509019230 (OP)
>baguette
>bread
It can be safely considered nafrislop in 2025.

>>509019230 (OP)
I'm diabetic. I can assure you, I appreciate it far too much for my own good.

>>509019269
> Nafrislop

>>509019269
Baguette is probably the only French food that is edible.

>>509019230 (OP)
True because it's overrated.

as for me, it's focaccia

>>509019230 (OP)
Bread is slave food

>>509019305
I've never heard bread being corelated to diabetes in my country, be it being dangerous or safe.

>>509019372
Based unleavened enthusiast. France was always just a meme, that's why women like it.

Bread makes you fat

>>509019230 (OP)
>peasantslop

No thanks

>>509019487
It's amazing people got gaslighted in thinking bread and other grains make you fat.

>>509019230 (OP)
I do, but I don't eat it alot.

>>509019422
That's a plain lookin focaccia my guy

>>509019487
No. This is a myth. You're just a fat pig. Skinny people here eat truckloads of bread. Only fat pigs get fat from bread.

>>509019230 (OP)
bread is made of carbs and /pol/ told me carbs are le bad

>>509019230 (OP)
You know that you need to add rye, do you?

>>509019541
>>509019566
>t. unironically believed in the food pyramid

>>509019230 (OP)
Only when it's real bread.

>>509019541
>>509019566
It's just a maymay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9aTMrjactg

>>509019230 (OP)
Bread is the original goyslop
https://youtu.be/y5lufYHM9hk?si=CUYZq8RCtwMku2fN

>>509019422
If focaccia is bread, then so is pizza lmao

>>509019836
Focaccia pizza is where is at.

>>509019836
Pizza is a variety of bread

>>509019458
France is the most boring place I've ever been. The girls are cute tho.

>>509019230 (OP)
lol this is bread to you blobs? no wonder you guys ARE FAT AS SHIT

>>509019836
Yes

>>509019305
humanity progressed because we just let the carb allergic die
insulin was a mistake

>>509019722
>Bread is the original goyslop

it was the original sin, the end of the traditionalist golden age, the beginning of the kali yuga, the birth of tyranny

>>509019230 (OP)
I can't eat unsealed foods because Jewish Freemasons are poisoning me.

>>509019230 (OP)
You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>509019990
Based Lahmacun enjoyer

>>509019263
Gladly.
*unzips your pants*

>>509020062
It has great branding and design but sandwich bread in general is complete shit on it's own

>>509019541
I stopped eating grains (aside from a small amount of rice flour) about 8 weeks ago - my sleep has improved massively, energy levels are higher, my frozen shoulder cleared up almost instantly, general stiffness diminished, mental clarity improved. My body fat went down from just over 22% to 18.6 currently. Not eating grains again.

I don't know what's going on with the Americans and bread, but when I had some American friends visiting here, I had to tell servers at restaurants to remove the couvert because the Americans would eat a fuckton of bread before a real dish even arrives.

>>509020156
But you stopped pooping. Is it worth it?

>>509020000
Worthy get. Hard truth.

>>509020156
Based, same.
>>509020224
Seems like a skill issue

>>509020264
oh fuck
i said what i said

>>509019434
mutts add sugar to everything

>>509020162
I will enlighten you
The majority of Americans have never had real (bakery style) bread
To the average American bread is sliced highly preserved white sandwich bread
And that's all they've ever ate
So good bread is amazing to Americans

>>509020371
But why? Is it just the classic capitalist greed or are there any deeper reasons? I mean, it's not like real bread is difficult or expensive to produce.

>>509020224
Shouldn't be pooping logs all the time. Fat is oil based, and you should expect it to leave your body in that state.
>>509020306
Post your bread faggot

>>509020224
Not eating grains more or less requires you to eat more fruit and vegetables. Pooping has not diminished - in reality one clears out so completely that the post-poop state of mind becomes almost mystical.

>>509019230 (OP)
Since the vax I developed a Gluten allergy
I miss bread so much
I will never forget what they took from me

>>509020485
I don't know why
It's just the way it is
You will also hear Americans say they love bagels, but most of us don't know what real bagels are
Bagels should have a hard crust, but common bagels here are almost as soft as muffins
It's very strange

>>509019230 (OP)
its a shit baguette, ONLY BAGUETTE TRADITION are good

>>509020371
>>509020485
Even if you make a 4 ingredient bread, their flour is still (((enriched))) which a bunch of shit. A Canadian anon said that it's illegal to sell or produce flour in Canada that is not enriched - it's insane.

>>509020755
>Bagels should have a hard crust, but common bagels here are almost as soft as muffins
I am... Forgotten....

>>509020371
Retard
>>509020485
Believing and taking to a retard >>509020755
> most of us don't know what real bagels are
>Bagels should have a hard crust, but common bagels here are almost as soft as muffins
>It's very strange
You’re the gayest, dumbest motherfucker ITT. Definitely nonwhite

>>509019230 (OP)
>You don't appreciate bread enough
Yes, because the Germans lost the war

>>509021230
Name one thing incorrect about it then

>>509019372
The french don season dey dough?

>>509021006
Shouldn't be necessary
Still tastes weird compared to true bagels when toasted

Only French, German and Italian anons are correct ITT

>>509019230 (OP)
I hate bread and other pre-cooked food circa 10 February 2025

>>509019230 (OP)
based, I actually bought baguettes twice in the last few days, I rarely buy bread, especially fresh bread, I normally just keep crisp bread at home which lasts forever

>>509021827
>True bagel
You only posted a generic loaf, show me what you mean because >>509021230 seems accurate
>>509021932
>resorting to identity politics in a breadthread
flag checks out

>>509019230 (OP)

Fuck up, kike

>>509022276
>identity politics
It's an objective fact that the bread ftom those countries is simply better than the rest.
Especially American bread, which traced it's lineage to mass-produced Dutch and English sandwich bread

Nothing better than homemade bread.
>>509019305
That's because the "bread" you eat is poisoned with sugar and chemicals, you retarded muttglob.

>>509022276
Look it up
Supermarket bagels (what 99% of Americans eat) use different ingredients and are even cooked differently from traditional bagels
It results in a completely different texture
That other guy is just seething because he feels called out
Basically they are baked at a lower temperature and instead of a brief boil they are steamed
It's not a bagel, it's a bun

>>509019230 (OP)
Stopped buying it when I found out they put mold spores in the bag to make it purposely go bad quickly.

>>509022517
>they put mold spores in the bag to make it purposely go bad quickly.
Is that true?

>>509022517
Make your own, it's not hard

Worst thing is that Americans tried to subvert our long-established boulangerial culture with this shitty moldy tranché bread

>>509022425
>That's because the "bread" you eat is poisoned with sugar and chemicals, you retarded muttglob.
Ah yes, chemicals. I wonder what other common food items have chemicals in them? Might even be made from chemicals. Spooky.

>>509022210
I prepared a Swedish classic, baguette with butter, meatballs and "beetroot sallad", which is chopped beetroot with mayonnaise I think, basically a sauce. Messy, but filling.

>>509022564
When you make your own, it's impossible not to notice the shelf life difference.

>>509022933
Depends on what you put in it. If you put fat or oil and sugar it can stay fresh for longer. When I make it I put only salt, water, flour and yeas. And after 2 days it's starts to get stale.

>>509019230 (OP)
>bread
The most poorest of poorfag food

>>509022644
Since a frog just joined the chat, how do the french make brioche taste flowery?
The brioche in France was so much better than the slop we have here. Even the cheap one.

>>509022933
But yeah they put stabilizers and preservatives, emulsifiers,enzymes

Why do jews sell so many different types of fake ass breads? A bread will be labeled like, "SUPER AWSOME MEGA MULTI GRAIN, EXTRA VITAMENS, PROMOTES GUT HEALTH", and then you look at the nutritional label and it say 1 gram of fiber. These people belong in jail.

>>509023257
Alchemical magic

>>509023304
Consumerism is a plague and is responsible for breads like >>509022644 >>509020062. Everyone does that shit and I hate it too. Thought my generation would know better.

>>509019230 (OP)
I love it but I'm starting to think its unhealthy. Gives me a bloated gut.
I'll read William Davis
Wheat Belly: Lose the Wheat, Lose the Weight

>>509023763
I Lost more than 20kg since new years and I eat bread all the time.
Just eat more ruffage and cut down on empty calories like beer.

>>509019230 (OP)
It used to be good for you, but you guys fucked up the grains and the flour.

>>509019263
That's "faguette" in this thread, dumbass.

>>509023763
Probably gluten intolerant because youre limp wristed german pussy

>>509023552
That's what I thought, I guess I'll have to come visit you again

>>509019230 (OP)
Im secretary of my local bread appreciation club

For me it's la baguettet.

>>509024178
>Luv' me sticky dung
>Luv' me frogs an vops
>Luv' me bloomin’ barrel

>Ate crusty bag-ett
>Ate foekaysha
>Ate tearamissoos
>(not faget, jus luv' em)

>simple as

>>509023763
See
>>509020000

>>509019230 (OP)
Pizza is bread. Everyone loves pizza. Fuck you on about OP? having your period?

>>509025113
Read the thread, gluten is under siege by subhuman cockmongers

>>509025218
It's not necessarily the gluten, it's the shit they enrich the flour with, also the types of wheat used.

>>509024041
>ruffage
?
Btw good for you

>>509025113
Pizza isn't bread.

>>509019230 (OP)
I eat bread at every single meal nigger

>>509026294
>bread for lunch
are you Ukrainian or Russian?

>>509026355
I don't take lunch tho

>>509025278
The "folic acid" they use is the wrong form and is poorly processed by the body.
Extend that to every other additive, because of course they cheap out.
Tack on the unnecessary bleach and glyphosphate contamination, especially when the dumb fucks decide to spray to kill the wheat instead of waiting for it to dry naturally.

>>509026463
Yep. Also all the synthetic vitamins they enrich it with that that body can't process.