Thread 513503556

what we know
>this sumbitch is coming in on the ecliptic plane with all of the planets
>it's either going to hit mars with the force of 9001 nuclear bombs
OR
>it's going to slow down behind the sun and come directly at us as we round our own star
ALSO
>the people running the planet have seemingly completely given up the goose, do not give one fuck what the average person thinks or does
>they're "hotdogging in the endzone" as life deteriorates for everyone exponentially
this thing is either first contact with ayys or one day in December the atmosphere is going to evaporate.

>>513503556 (OP)
Nothing ever happens. Be sure to come back in January and post this shit again so I can call you a nigger.

>>513503556 (OP)
Do the have oil?

>>513503556 (OP)
Space is fake and gay, go to reddit and post on r/science

>>513503556 (OP)
>on the ecliptic plane
OMG THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE EXCEPT TWO OTHER TIMES IN THE LAST 8 YEARS BUT THIS ONE IS DEFINITELY AN ALIEN GUYS

>>513503556 (OP)
Based

>>513503853
>nothing ever happens
israel has been genociding their neighbors for two years, the entire world has been infested with shitjeets in the last 5 years and america is currently destroying itself "totally not royalty" entrenched powers who are driving the western standard of living down to praying to be able to save enough money to move into a new apartment. I'm going to personally come and kill you, tomorrow.

>>513503556 (OP)
>space niggers are coming to fuck our ass
Sadly, I think this is true, at least I got a new Girlfriend.

>>513504047
the other two didn't do that and there's only been three of these things ever though

Keep me posted

>>513503556 (OP)
>space niggers are coming to fuck our ass
Space is indeed fake and GAY

>>513503556 (OP)
Glad I'm not the only one noticing that the "elite" have given up any pretense of governing. They're all getting out of dodge and bracing for what's coming. The writing is on the wall while they ramp up the police state 10x.

Something massive is about to happen.

>>513503853
kek
if this is a happening, it's likely going to be the beginning of actual WW3 and TEOTWAWKI

>>513504047
The other two did NOT enter in that way.

>>513504190
>the other two didn't do that and there's only been three of these things ever though
Probably because we haven't been looking. I guarantee interstellar comets are more common than we think.

>>513503556 (OP)
They are going to Mars to take scans of our tech on that planet.

They scouted Curiosity on SOL 2461.
Captured across 3 frames.

This is the pass where they figure out our technology state, and test to see if our world is a honeypot civilization.
(They've seen it before, and they are wary now.)

If we don't do anything aggressive, or display highly advanced technology, they'll send a diplomatic unit.

>>513504411
yep. The way they are acting does not indicate that the people with all of the resources think society is going to continue for even like 10 more years, nevermind centuries. The have gone completely mask off insofar as taking everything they can possibly grab without any intention of ever improving anything for the billions of people. Not even so much as a promise to go to war to kill off all of the retards that have been spawned due to bad policies. They don't care seemingly beyond like this year. There must be a reason they are saying fuck it, loot the damn place and take the plumbing and wires with you.

>>513504614
>probably
>I guarantee based on nothing

>>513504047
No comet has ever threaded the ecliptic plane. Not interstellar or Solar.

>>513504614
The amount of them that pass through the heliopause and still maintain a trajectory within 5 degrees of our ecliptic plane, is probably retardedly low even if we're off by a couple magnitudes for ice rock classing of interstellar objects.

>>513504104
Shut up, you stupid zoomer bitch. I've seen Y2K, 9/11, 08 financial crisis, king nigger, orange nigger, old dead nigger, covid, and nothing has ever happened. You're a stupid faggot thinking a rock in the sky that kikes are harping about is a happening. It's not.

Go buy some black nikes, cut off your nuts, kys and catch the ayyy comet.

>>513504853
No comet ever has ridden the planetary plane across the entire solar system

none. zero

https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem

>>513504884
>I'm in my late 30s and nothing ever happened (despite living through 3 (soon to be 4) "once in a lifetime" economic events, watching the west be invading by foriegn men for 20 years and all of our governments ensuring nobody does anything about it with extreme prejudice while facilitating it*)
whoa me too bro, do you want to meet up and have gay sex?

>>513505081
In our data, faggot.
We weren't recording interstellar comets in 50 BC

>>513503556 (OP)
They could never find me. I would be like David Copperfield.

>>513504737
I've got a few predictions based on different timelines depending on the course of how the next few months to a year go. We're at such a crucial time in the universal timeline. What happens now is going to determine so much for the next long time. It could end really good or really bad.

>>513504104
>Two years
Nigger they have been doing that for decades now

>>513504884
>Calling people who are posting about Israel Zoomer bitches

Is this the go to, now?

Winged Mouse

>>513503853
based niggercaller

>>513505616
nigger

>>513505271
>late 30s
>still falling for kike space nigger distractions
>IT'S HAPPENING
How about we just meet up, and you can watch whatever talking head is telling you this bullshit, then you can felate yourself like you've apparently been doing for the last two decades, you retarded happening nigger.

>>513505511
Calling stupid bitches who fall for retarded kike shit zoomers is understandable. If you're over 35 and you still fall for this shit you're just a plain stupid nigger.

>>513505694
>it must be.... LE ECELEBS
You're legitimately retarded

>>513505827
So, what is it that's making you fall for this obviously ridiculous shit? Are you just really fucking dumb on your own or what?

>>513505816
zoomer nigger? Kike nigger! Zoomer boomer nigger? Kike. Nigger nigger. ZOOMER! BOOMER KIKE. NIGGER NIGGER ZOOMER BOOMER??!?! KIKE NIGGER!!!!

>>513505968
Mainly you're just a dumb nigger, apparently.

>>513503556 (OP)
Nobody's doing anything about it other than a handful of schizos and the attention whores, likely seeking publicity to sell whatever shitty product or service of theirs...

>>513506032
You appear stupid because you are stupid btw. You can stop any time. Or you can keep posting memebrained chatbot nonsense since you don't have any free will.

I know who it is guys! It's the GayNiggers From Outer Space!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5SANLGK28s

https://archive.org/details/gayniggers-from-outer-space-1992

outer space just flew over my house!

>>513503556 (OP)
is this a new confederate meteorologist post

>>513503556 (OP)
Digits and it's aliens or an astroid. Let's call it high aliens, low astroid
Singles, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>>513506204
this movie is so fucking funny. The eponymous gay niggers were coming to save earth from women

>>513503556 (OP)
THIS IS THE REAL REASON TRUMP MET PUTIN AT ELMENDORF AFB: COORDINATING MILITARY RESPONSE

>>513506203
I'm gonna screen cap the thread. Be sure to come back in January so I can laugh at your dumb ass again.
>the blue beans are coming
You're stupid as fuck.

>>513503556 (OP)
>>this sumbitch is coming in on the ecliptic plane with all of the planets
Only earth is on the ecliptic plane (by definition).

>>513506515
>blue beam is when an extremely novel event happens that can be easily observed
you are younger than this website and completely brain rotted

>>513506558
not anymore

>>513506687
so no planet on the path.

>>513505371
>jus...Make up data bro. Comon..the universe is old enough

kill yourself faggot. We know its not a comet

>>513506655
>extremely novel event
Oh, so now your retarded ass is calling it a novel event, and not an ayyy happening. Make up your mind, fucking retard.

It's amazing how gullible you cattle are to kike bullshit. Did you get vaxed?

>>513506990
>boomer beam

no such thing. You might aswell just say you are afraid of aliens and will never acknowledge they exist

>>513503898
>muh oil
2003 called and wants its joke back.

>>513503853
FPBP

>>513503556 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvQpbBjMpIk

Is anyone elses Synchronicity going off the charts for the last few years?

>>513506332
Yeah, I first saw it in the early 2000s at my friends house. It's something that deserves to be on MST3K.

>>513507277
Yes, mine has and then I learned I have two master numbers. 33 & 22.

>>513503556 (OP)
JWST was scheduled to observe Proxima b in 2023, but had a technical error that day and the data was unusable
in 2019 a radio signal was observed originating from the direction of Proxima b, BLC1, which had clear indications of being a technosignature. However this was later deboonked by researchers citing that it "was unlikely, therefore not a technosignature". Ten days prior another team detected a bright flare in the same direction accompanied by radio bursts.
The only news about Proxima b, our closest neighbor, an earthlike planet in the habitable zone of its star, has been from supposed whistleblowers claiming there is an ongoing cover-up.

It is technically possible for a fusion drive ship to make the journey here from Proxima b in around 70-90 years, meaning if they were arriving this year then they would have left approximately around the time when our first radio broadcasts would have reached them.
Atlas 3i is not on a direct path from Proxima b however it would be fairly easy for a ship using a fusion drive to alter course to arrive on Atlas 3i's approach, perhaps in order to obfuscate the origins. If it is artificial then it is most likely from Proxima b imodesu.

>>513504179
How rough is the new gf Wayno? Desert hippy? Give us the qrd

>>513508393
I would literally become part of the borg alien hive mind as long as they overthrow the jews

>>513509385
not a bad idea honestly, fuck the kikes

>>513504794
All you morons that think this is alien are so stupid. Nothing ever happens, and this whole thing is just a bunch of coincidences. You’re seeing a pattern that isn’t there. It’s a fucking comet flying through space.

>>513510368
>just a bunch of coincidences
A bucket full of coincidences still has weight

>>513509385
Proxima b received Hitler's speeches in 1937, if there is a civilization there they would need an antenna array about 1km in diameter, we have one that can go from 1km to 23km (Very Large Array in New Mexico), so it's feasible that they've heard about Hitler.
By now they've also seen Infinity War and Demon Slayer.

>>513504004
You worship jewish demons as god.

>>513507277
All the way to hell world matrix and back again, yeah.

>>513504179
They're not getting mine, i have a well concealed cave at a remote, inland location -just need to get there in a timely manner. My arse eill be underground and ungettable.

>>513504411
Yep, shit's lit my nigger.

>>513505271
What's the aayylmao position on blatant grooming?

>>513506332
Kekked at basedface niggerman

>>513506332
>save earth from women
based nigcels

>>513503556 (OP)
Nothing ever happens faggot

>>513506159
>schizos
Neck yourself, faggot

>>513503556 (OP)
>this thing is either first contact with ayys or one day in December the atmosphere is going to evaporate.

Two more months ...

>>513507081
Your "aliens" are fallen angels
Real aliens don't give fuck about your shithole

>>513513638
My testimony is pretty damn crazy, and I still use the schizo slur. It gets the point across without cringing as you type it out more specifically

>>513513958
Doomsday stuff from the bible is God calling armies from the ends of the heavens for war though.

>>513505511

Hello retarded leftist, in case you're unaware, nobody here gives a fuck that Israel is killing a bunch of sandniggers in their fake country. We care about JEWS importing NIGGERS and FUCKING society.

>>513510703
Anime should be illegal in the USA.
It is for mentally ill people.
More so, autistic losers. Then they transition to full blown mentally challenged people.

It's very sad.

>>513504737
The Biden administration was nothing but looting. Trump is just continuing the trend. Party has to end sometime.

>>513508393
so.. They got our radio broadcasts, and in the darkness of space decided the only sane thing to do is launch a rock at us, and we're all fucked i guess eh?

>>513507277
66 and 77 (checkum) keep showing up for me. I must not have solved it yet.

>>513504717
>Captured across 3 frames.


source?

>if our world is a honeypot civilization.

what is that?

>>513503556 (OP)
HOLY SHIT RETARDS lol lmao even this one pixel is out there to get me

>>513506159
but seriosuly, what can you even do about it? if it hits it hits. its going to wipe out california anyway and thats it.
if its aliens, the chinese will eat them.
nothing ever happens anon.

>>513517287
>if it hits it hits. its going to wipe out california anyway and thats it.
Baja Midnight

>>513503556 (OP)
Digits and it hits Telaviv

>>513503556 (OP)
>I bought into the bluebeam
He bought into the blue beam hahahah

>>513504179
>>space niggers are coming to fuck our ass
cute female alien mommy dommy's? Hmm. That could work. AlienGirlsGoneWild!

Digits and it hits Mars and Elon is sad.

Hits Deimos during the feast of trumpets in late September. this is seen by the world and is what saddles up the 4 horsemen. The resulting debris field is ejected sunward, earth passes through it 231ish days later in june, during the feast of Pentecost.

"Rev 6:13 And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind."

"The fig tree harvest season in Israel generally occurs in two main periods:
Early crop: June–July, known as the "first ripe" or "early figs," which are typically smaller but have the best flavor.
Main crop: August–September, when the bulk of the figs are harvested. This crop is larger and is often used fresh or dried, sometimes made into cakes for winter use."

"Rev 6:17 For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?"

>>513504737
>>513505458
Whether it's ayys or related to the red heifer shit, they obviously want to secure a part of Ukraine as their backup, as well as Maui, Malibu, Argentina, and they're building a "mini Israel" in the Carolina mountains rn, in addition to all the bunkers. They clearly see significance in the 2030 as a breakaway year. Wouldn't be surprised if half this board doesn't make it to 2030 and that's not doompilled, the Boomers dying off is tied into their equation.

>>513519401
They know something we dont

read this if you want to know the truth
>>513518542
and there's far more to it than just this

>>513513958
>It's not aliens it's just mythological demons

Oh that's way more plausible. Right

It's a being of pure energy, an Ophanim (aka Biblically Accurate Angel). Not technological at all but when it gets here it will "emanate" a bunch of its "Angels" into physical form to serve him. It can create intelligent life out of thin air.

>>513503556 (OP)
This is why there were "alien" drones looking at nuclear sites 6 months ago.
This is why the elites just finished their doomsday bunkers.
This is why the elites have completely given up on their agendas they were forcing on humanity.
"Aliens" are "coincidentally" arriving right after we took a DNA altering "vaccine" only 2 years ago.
Not of it is a coincidence.

>>513503556 (OP)
I remember there was a screencap of some /x/ schizo in 2022 claiming aliens would come after trumps second term started. He said they'd come on some weird silver cigar shaped ship and they're synthetic, not alive. He claimed they'd kill/abduct everybody and basically make you immortal so that they could torture you forever.

>>513509385
>if the sheep ever lose faith in their shepherds, only heaven can help us
Someone called in this strike. Was it you?

In late 2022 I watched a podcast of a “confirmed whistleblower “ from the NSA. He said the elite (Zionists) were aware Nick Fuentes and others had red pilled most of America and the old boomer Zionists were dying off or going too geriatric to vote. So after looking at MANY different plans they chose a fake Alien invasion. They lock everyone down and use Palantir tech to pick off their red pilled enemies one by one. Covid gave them the green light.
Also remember the guy saying all this shit is Harvard Astronomer - Avi Loeb. Total kike.

>>513503556 (OP)
Kopei Luwak 6 will crash into our moons and am become dyings

>>513504047
i will only believe aliens are real when i can fucking see them right in front of me.

>>513503556 (OP)
Don't worry!

It's decelerating.

>>513517287
>chinese will eat them
Let's welcome the aliens an let them build an advanced civilization. Then we can start playing shit music, fucking their women and crying as victims to the galactic federation; all their base will be our

>>513520468
Good

>>513504717
>If we don't do anything aggressive, or display highly advanced technology, they'll tweak for impact and stomp us out quietly with a sigh of relief.

FTFY

>>513520887
aw no, all we have is advanced niggery

>>513503556 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/rl2i2k.mov
It is a daily occurrence
Sometimes I am puzzled how can people just blatantly ignore these giant balls of light

>>513503556 (OP)
>space niggers are coming to fuck our ass
according to who?

>>513504179
Yeah I need this
I know they are but I just want some pussy right now

>>513520411
That sounds very interesting. What podcast?

>>513504047
Is it aliens?

I must say YES.

I hope they are Turian tier racist towards us

>>513513958
>muh jewbook schizobabble
>jew memeflag
lol

>>513515002
If they recieved our radio signals theg probably saw everything, including jews winning WW2 and taking over the world using their christcuck golems, then proceeding to irrecoverably pollute as much of the surface as they can.

Smart aliens likely would wipe us out to be fair.

>>513521759
You guys are so stupid, jews and whites are the equivalent of cockroaches to any spacefaring race. They wouldnt even register jews as significant as they are just weak human breed out of many.

>>513521884
>jew memeflag
>jewish cum gargling sounds
Opinion discarded