Thread 19086730

All Elite Wrestling Presents WRESTLEDREAM from Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, MO

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MAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)
>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship
>Kris Statlander (c) vs. Timeless Toni Storm for the AEW Women's World Championship
>Darby Allin vs. Jon Moxley in an I Quit Match
>Brodido (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita & Kazuchika Okada for the AEW World Tag Team Championships
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Mark Briscoe 5 for the TNT Championship
>The Young Bucks vs. Jurassic Express [Winners Will Receive $500,000 USD]
>Thekla vs. Jamie Hayter
>The Demand vs. The Hurt Syndicate in a Tornado Trios Match
>The CEO Mercedes Mone TBS Championship Open Challenge!

>>19086730 (OP)
>once again sars, I decrease the thread count

BITCH WE ARE ON NUMBER 12

I’m just gonna say it. Buddy is better than Kyle.

PAC is a sexy man

Did anyone get a pic of Downie behind don?

>>19086730 (OP)

THIS LITERALLY ONLY GAMETHRAS 4

QUIT FUCKING LYING

ONLY GAMETHREAS 4

>>19086741
seethe harder E-troon

briscoe wins

I'm down for the last four matches (Mone, Brodido vs Take a Shit/Okada, Joe/Hangnail, Darby/Mox) but I'm really not feeling this show at all so far. It's like a subpar episode of Dynamite

kek did anyone else just see that fat downie give Don the finger holy shit

>>19086746
at being injured maybe

WHAT THE FUCK?????
HOW WAS KYLE FLETCHR NOT JUST DISQUALIFIED
AEW IS SO FUCKING RETARFEED

>>19086741
>>19086749
What 'getting no pussy" does to a person

>>19086755
you're smoking crack

when's mone? Literally the only thing I'm invested on this card is who's gonna do the job.

>>19086758
That part

>(Mone,
Youre also gay though desu why the fuck would you want to see that shit

jay driller on the hardest part of the ring!!

get his ass don, fucking shut up excalibur

>teehee yessar I am enjoying the wwefag lowering therad count lolz Im a goood bitch

why are you faggots like this?

>>19086772
Might get to see Persephones body which means I'm totally gonna jack off

Cornette calls Hangman "Hangmaam" now hahahaha we fucking won again E-titans

kyle's a genetic FREAK and he's NOT NORMAL

>>19086770
I'm happy to inform you that Zero Dimes Monet's ratchet ass is not actually on the card tonight.

>>19086784
this promo aint cutting it

>>19086794
our beautiful ceo is on the card actually

>>19086730 (OP)
How long is this show going to go? I am NOT watching past midnight.

also hire ryback

>>19086793
ADONIS GENETICS

>>19086749
A tradition like no other.

>>19086784
Huh? Please explain what youre talking about.

Darby will hit Moxley with Green Boots' green boots in the match tonight after stealing them from his body on Everest

>>19086789
>Peepfag bragging about a cuck using lingo he uses
Oof.

kyle with the 2.999 kickout

>>19086802
>open challenge
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THIS IS BULLSHIT

new TNT champ?

Justified this is awesome chants

chickenman a finger way

HAHAHAHAH I WAS RIGHT FAGGOTS
I TOLD YOU MARK WOULD WIN
SUCK MY FUCKING BROWN COCK BITCHES

that's the finger he sticks up skye blue's ass

based dick kick

balls made of steel

>>19086840
That finger goes up an ass, but its not hers...

holy fucking christ, that looked brutal

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

>>19086838
this nigga's retarded

>>19086847
Please no.....

LMFAOOO FUCKING FAGGOT
THESE IS YOUR NEXT TOP STAR? A FUCKING FAGGOT

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Based Fletch

Kino

>>19086838
Cope and seethe

This is why Buddy is better.

God damn Fletch has got such great intensity

>>19086823
that would be awesome

Why doesnt Jim Cornette like Don Callis? Doesn't he like heel managers?

>>19086877
He's a GEEK

>>19086860
literally better than the entire WWE roster put together

kek what the fuck is clon doing

I believed briscoe bros...

>>19086877
Probably too esoteric for his hick ass

is mark dead

Clon's taunt is BASED

>>19086877
Don isn't the type to fuck a cow while Corney watches

>>19086877
wouldn't fuck his wife back when he had hair

Are we sure Clon isn't just a figment of our imagination?

>>19086885
First time the lights didn't flicker when he showed up

Does Clon wrestle?

>>19086892
I shoot heem ya irl

Sex with Toni and Kris

>>19086885
>absolutely no reason
El Clon has assumed full control of your pathetic mortal "reality"

Reminder the Don Calliss family is just a newer version of his first big faction was; the Oddities

>women's match
Sesh time

>Toni storm promo
Fucking cringe. Muted.

time to unzip

>>19086911
I like when he made the Callis Family music machine gun and UFO noises for no reason

>>19086908
you'd just finish in like 45 seconds and they'd be left to finish each other off I'm afraid

>>19086912
AEW x JCW Forbiddenest Door when

TONI :D

>>19086908
I would imagine ANAL intercourse with the both of them would be quite enjoyable

I'm fucking bored

>>19086911
we warned the holosissies and they did not believe

>>19086908
Renee looking old and haggard as usual

more Toni cringe

>>19086921
I like how they spent 4 months hyping his epic debut only for production to miss the all-important mask-off reveal.

this gimmick has nuclear heat with me now

lesbian community theater

monster POO

T I M E L E S S

I like to think Toni just smoked some crack and now we're getting Crackhead Toni

They want you to like the Timeless Toni Storm thing so badly that I have to hate it.

>>19086936
Moo Deng kinda disappeared. Wonder what happened to the little guy

Whenever i watch or listen to toni storm i legitimately feel the most secondhand embarrassment and cringe I have felt in years

I do not care for Toni Storm

>>19086924
luv toni

kek, getting some lisan al gaib lookin ahh niggas

STATDADDY

Kek was that Harley?

>>19086947
Stat's song sounds like a TNA theme from like 2007

What ethnicity is Kris Standlander? Odd looking duck

also ryback needs to go to AEW

Based Harley with the voiceover

>>19086943
Can't you just have fun?

>>19086957
Alien

Is she really an alien?

>>19086957
She looks like a pollack to me

>>19086945
glow up

>>19086966
Yup

WWE is a lot better

>What does the Hurt Syndicate do? They hurt people.
Wow, gripping tweet there Tone.

>>19086971
it's just objectively not, though

Could this crowd be any more dead?

Has Tony Khan fucked Toni Storm? If i was him i would try to follow her and go in the bathroom after she takes a shit and jack off

Is Toni going for a mime or geisha look?

>>19086957
100% mid century mid Atlantic mutt. Probably hefty doses of med. I'm thinking Italian, Greek and Jew with some big Eastern Euro beef.

>>19086962
you ever smoke crack? it's more fun than whatever stuff you like to do
like people probably don't suck dick to fund whatever hobbies you enjoy. The reason is they aren't as fun as smoking crack.

>>19086968
What a beautiful animal...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RUSTLE SOUND IN THE BACKGROUND THE WHOLE TIME ITS ANNOYING AS FUCK

>>19086974
let him cook

I noticed St Louis is not a woman wrestling town. Hot for all the male matches though

This crowd so quiet
Im fucking smileing ear to ear
Dead to AEW

>>19086981
It's an homage to silent film actors, they all used to paint their faces white since it looked better on early 1900s film stock.

>>19086989
gms

>>19086985
darbys machine gun testing

>>19086983
I have. I also am drunk so quoted you instead of this fag >>19086947

>>19086990
Yeah yeah whatever RJ city go take another cock up your ass faggot

Toni's bottom looking very sniffable right now

If Toni and Stat did the fusion dance they'd turn into Klaus Nomi

Some of you lot may not know this but both of these ladies have large posteriors.

You know what? Methinks AEW isnt as good as you guys say it is! This PLE has sucked

I like toni, but she needs to let someone else hold the belt for a while.

When did Stat turn into constant posing?

>Women's technical wrestling match
They took something gay and made it even gayer

>>19086983
i mean folks…

>>19087013
That Vincester looks odd...

>>19086977
>women's match
>crowd dies
I KNOW LET'S ADD WOMEN'S TAG BELTS THAT WILL BE GREAT

And the crowd goes mild

>>19087010
too much ass
I prefer superior Asian ass

I don't know what the fuck Toni is doing in her matches. There's just no energy to almost anything she does until she does her butt offense.

Imagine these 2 girls squishing tony khans face between their oiled asses and farting into his open mouth creating a suction vacuum of oil farts intestinal gas and they just fucking slather his bearded face in oil and ass sweat and bounce up and down side to side crushing his face with there asses and farting

>>19086983
Crackheads suck dick for crack

More like WrestleWetDream

>>19086985
water is falling out of the sky and hitting the roof of the arena, extremely fluid situation

>>19087032
she's selling

I fucking hate women so much

>>19087037
Moist even some might say

>>19087031
>that picture
You're quite literally a pedophile and need to end your life immediately

You best believe I'm gooning right now

>>19087039
She's been slow the entire match. It was the same thing in the Athena match that people expected more out of.

>>19086989
Is retard your first language?

>>19087031
white women dont have massive asses and they look better in general. asian women look weird.

>>19087014
ok but could that "someone else" be Willow or Harley or Thekla or literally anyone but Stat's forever boring dimeless ass?

can someone post the match order again, forgot it

I've said it before and I'll say it again, aew women roster clears the fed, Statlander is 10 times better wrestler and hotter than Tiffany Straton for exampe and I just start to watch AEW december last year

I'm going to bed so hard after this show is over

>>19087031
cute

Fuck tony for wasting my time with this fucking awful show. I'm hungover and have nothing else to do but this sucksssss

>>19087049
she's channelling the rainmaker, please understand

>>19087055
* Thekla vs. Jamie Hayter
* The Young Bucks vs. Jurassic Express
* The Hurt Syndicate vs. The Demand
* Mark Briscoe vs. Kyle Fletcher
* Toni Storm vs. Kris Statlander
* Mercedes Mone promo and challenge.
* Brodido vs. Konosuke Takeshita and Kazuchika Okada
* Samoa Joe vs. Hangman Page
* Jon Moxley vs. Darby Allin

This is proof that the timeless gimmick is garbage

>>19087043
but they smell so nice and they're fun to touch

time to goon my pud
tiiimmeee to goon my puuuddd
muhaha

I miss Toni having Marilyn Monroe hair :(

Toni's nipples are poking out

>>19087062
Rainmaker wrestles 30 minute matches. Toni rarely makes it to 15.

WE WANT IZZY

WE WANT IZZY

>>19087066
THIS is the proof you needed? Not the endless shitfests with Bloke?

>>19087070
Mariah Tony might have been her best look

lets go statdaddy

>Stat wearing trunks under her gear
Why does she refuse to give me a boner?

>on the deltoid
more like the pectoral amirite

These two are wrestling so slow.

STAR CRUSHER

Real question to all you guys saying you jack off during wrestling--how the fuck do you do that?
After I jack off I get extremely relaxed and disinterested in things. I dont have the energy to be invested in watching wrestling. This is why I only do it before bed

I wish Toni's gear was a little more high waisted

getting my face crushed by toni’s ass

>>19087088
first time watching a women's match?

>>19087094
alot of practice

tony storm HUGE wedgie in this match. could have sworn i saw her asshole ridges at one point

her tree rings, if you know what i mean

>>19087098
thats the dream brother

450 from a big girl is always impressive

>>19087101
Maybe he watches them in fast forward

>Toni's starting to sweat through her gear
Lewd

>>19087094
no one actually jacks off to wrestling, it's just a meme

How long is we being getting this show going go for ?

>>19087094
Adderall

>>19087106
what did he mean by this?

This show has not been good so far.

Danny and Claudio are cute

i need Toni to win and give Jamie her rematch

>>19087088
not even flips for ya?

Why /pw/ hates AEW?

>>19087106
>could have sworn i saw her asshole ridges

This show has sucked so far.

>>19087121
it's really boring

>>19087118
wanna try that again

Toni's makeup almost turning Phantom of the Opera like

>>19087128
edrones shill farm board

>>19087122
I wish Claudio was my big bro, I'd ride him to school like Master Blaster

>>19087106
do you idiots really call them ASSHOLE RIDGES?

I miss Riho...

Toni has a wedgie

>>19087128
because it sucks right now

Timeless bros….it’s over.

I think that, espn going give this show D- rating

meh, I like Statlander but she's boring.

>>19087128
fat 3rd world retards from a reddit discord spamming the board 24/7

>>19087147
Shut the fuck up bitch ass dronie

I don't like this crowd

Kris dies at Blood and Guts

Thigh crush should have been the finish!

Which girl has smellyer poop's & farts ? . . .

toni should take a break now and then return at Beach Break

>Stat will never choke you to death with her thighs
why even

C E O
C E O
C E O

oh shit

>>19087128
GMS

jesus stat and toni are so sluggish, the women worlds title is the secondary one to the tbs title

They wouldn't...

Why’s she a pussy about her finish now? She used to drop down now both times is was just a fancy body slam where storm landed on her back.

C E O

no...

CEO
CEO
CEO

I shoot hate Mercedes money so fucking much my gosh

>Ultimo
Technically it should be Ultima but whatev

Lol storm is stuck in aew

kek Mone finna be on top of the world if she wins the women's AEW title here

Uh Oh!

>>19087161
Stat for sure. Bigger girl and more ethnic

Got the Frat Boys to hold her titles

that's da frat house brother!!!

That was terrible

Mercedes looks hot as FUCK

Wait a cotton pickin' minute this is some sort of trick

merecedes tight CARAMEL body gets my 4.5 inch BWC rock fucking hard man

>no pop
LMFAO

I HP{E MONE GETS A KAREER ANDING INJURY

surely stat beats mone in the open challenge right now

surely right

>>19087167
words cannot describe how I hate this smelly ugly whore

griff you are embarrassing yourself

New thread at ~290 posts. Watch out for thread splitters

>>19087199
You're deaf

>Stat actually got out
Wow what a C U C K B I T C H

kek Toni went over Mercedes so Statlander has to drop it to her instead

Mina!!!

Ultimo Mone got me fellas

Mercedes Mone looks like she legitimately smells like shit

>>19087182
everyone is saying this

Oh boy Kris Stat working double duty

M I N A
I
N
A

Do you guys think that If Moné got back to the fed she'll use Sasha Banks or Mercedes Moné?

Ultimone is right there you fuckin retard

MINA!!!

>title vs title
>for an interim title
You have to got to be fucking kidding me.
Thank for Mina's boobs though. This PPV has been lacking in that department.

hell yea

Mina's theme goes HARD

>Selina Mone
I didn't know I wanted this

i don’t like this bros

They jobbing out Mina?

>>19087228
worked lol

>>19087204
Wtf is wrong wit chu?

Oh... It's Mina

I love that Mercedes doesn't know that Ultimo Dragon translated to the Last Dragon

Booba time

>>19087201
this but totally unironically, and that it also permanently paralyzes her vocal chords

Boobi

>another thread of you virgin faggots thirstposting
I fucking hate womens wrestling and fucking hate you losers

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

mina my bae, why tk? why do you have to make my girl do the job?

>>19086648
>Mercedes has already beat her ass multiple times.
kwab

Known yazkua property Mina Shirakawa

Is Mina a protohag?

>>19087225
literally the only thing that could have saved this segment, and it happened

So is she just going to vacate all these belts eventually

GIVE MONK'E THAT BELT NOW BOOBIE LADY!

>>19087251
she's being punished for mariah

No way Mercedes is working ROH. Mina has to win.

>Ring of Honor Interim Women World's Television Champion
This is a fucking rib.

Justin Roberts is a dapper motherfucker.

>>19087241
I'm White. You're welcome.

My dick cant handle these two matches in succession

>>19087248
>men enjoy women
what a shock

Insider here. Mina is going over.

if it’s interim does it even count?

>>19087265
I'm sad he doesn't do
>NORRRRRRRRRRRRRRTH CAROLIIIIIIIINAAAAAA
for Kenny anymore

>>19087275
Doesn't mean you need to spam the thread with your virgin lust

literally nobody gives a FUCK who holds the real ROH Women's TV title let alone the interim one lol.

Minas probably wild in bed

LET'S GO MINA

>>19087278
10.5 belts is close enough

NEW THREAD
>>19087285
>>19087285
>>19087285
>>19087285
>>19087285
>>19087285

already much better than toni vs braplander

What the FUCK is an interim championship

Is the midget a Jap or a Mexican? Or both?

>>19087276
>all of human society revolves around this
pretty funny if you think about it

>>19087280
And yet you spam the thread with your redditor whoreshit, interesting.

Why did they have Stat get geeked out like that

>>19087281
Brother they count the fucking Owen Tournament as a belt, it doesn't fucking matter.

>>19087283
asian women don't do much in bed

Mone’s glitter got on Mina’s boobies

>>19087309
Me either

>>19087272
an asian waifu is the dream of every huwite man

>>19087296
When the champion gets injured but isn't stripped of it and gets to keep it, the promoter can choose to just crown another temporary champion with the intention of having both women compete for the belt to crown an undisputed champion once the champ comes back. It's all boxing stuff.

>>19087309
>>19087324
I want to have boring sex with Mina

That was a nice stomp

>>19087332
I want to have boring sex with anyone.

>>19087309
>asian women don't do much in bed

Prime feed is down

>>19087291
difficult for me to judge this match post-nut

>>19087352
that is totally me

Mina looks like she has sex with men that have penises that ejaculate semen when they reach sexual climax.

>>19087355
Holy shit that sucks. 2nd month I watch on HBO Max to save the 10 bucks. It's fine right now.

>>19087348
yeah i’m sick of it being so exciting all the time too

>>19087386
get a hooker

>>19087309
are you shooting?

>>19087394
no, they are not very adventurous

>>19087370
Very astute observation, anon

KINO

mina bros...