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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:54:40 AM No.82396477
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I'm straight, but I'm trying to resist homosexual urges
Thoughts about getting dicked down aroused me so much that I couldn't help it
I don't want to be a fag, I'm straight im not a fag im not a fag im not a fag
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>>82398427
>Straight men don't need resist homosexual urges, and they don't have thoughts about getting dicked, and such thoughts don't arouse them.
bro never heard about heteroflexibility
>>82398766
>heteroflexibility
yet another faggot cope
>>82398800
Source? Lot's of men on grindr and sniffie's are straight and straight curious.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:53:42 PM No.82398857
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Who would win a fight? Your bets
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>>82398857 (OP)
I don't know who these women are.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 2:14:59 PM No.82397708
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Why do people pretend the only difference between these two men is their "body language", "confidence", and "personality"? How long can we keep the delusion up? Let's admit life is fake and shallow. Girlfriends and success in life has very little to do with "hard work" or "merit". There are no deep complicated layers of "context" and "nuance". It's exactly what it appears to be.
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>>82397708 (OP)
Nigger you've literally posted this exact same image with the exact same complaint probably over 100 times over the past year and a half

Youre right, genetics matter. Now what? You gonna finally kill yourself or go ER or are you just gonna stick around to complain like a faggot to people...
>>82397708 (OP)
Blackpill has been mainstream for couple of years now. Are you still living in 2012, unc?
>>82397734
he has no reason to be bitter at the world because he rolled bad stats. he's just living his best life
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 2:06:59 PM No.82397665
Ive completely lost control of my life Archived
>get fired from my job of 3 years
>cannot find anything new
>no money
>give up on myself
>drink a bottle of vodka (that I shoplift) every day
>stop showering, dont do anything anymore
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>>82397665 (OP)
First thing you need to do is quit drinking, it completely destroyed my life and it destroyed my mothers as well. You might have not gotten caught yet but theyre probably on to you, bigger stores have loss prevention teams and secret shoppers and as soon as you steal enough they will get ...
>>82397665 (OP)
last time i drank alcohol, i could only finish 3 beers and i started getting a massive headache and then the next morning i had diarrhea
>>82397665 (OP)
Yeah, pretty much in the same boat. So great, not having a woman to go through it with too, or even a friend. They'd fuck off the second they got a whiff of this failure anyway.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:22:27 PM No.82398627
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The mountains are mined by the dwarves for their gold.
The dark elves are speaking the ancient tongues of old.
And I have beckoned you, Join the party!
Saying, Come on now I've got this here old dungeon key!
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Didn't the creator of Himegoto become a Vtuber? I only say because, well I don't know why, but I need to find something to download.

I've been feeling really sick this morning since going outside. Oh it's not good. It's a sickness that I know there's nothing in this world. DROOL! That's what I don'...
Yeah I was just going to mention that that healer manga is the best Tolkien-fantasy rip off, of all time, ever. The one with the dark elf, what's it called? The problem is I don't think it's been updated in a little while at least in english, it's a bit slow I think, of course nowadays people might ...
There's one part that I won't say much about other than that it's so emotional surprisingly. Very powerful. Oooooof. If you know you know. Also the singing in bed sing joke is hilarious but or the spider attack plan there's so many good jokes but I don't know why they release these things chapter at...
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 1:08:10 PM No.82397333
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>6 days until I get a PS5
What vidya should I get?? Should I just get the PS Plus Extra with all them games?
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>>82397333 (OP)
I have a PS5 and 99.9999999% of the games I play are older than 15 years and available on past console generations.
>>82397333 (OP)
Buy a PC you imbecile who still plays console in 2025? Full price games? Nigga nooooooooooooo. I be pirating damn near everything.
lowtiergod is the next dsp :^)
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 3:31:49 PM No.82398014
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why are autists OBSSESSED with Sonic the Hedgehog?
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>>82398014 (OP)
Because he's rad af.
>>82398050
Sonic 2 has the best soundtrack of all time.
>>82398059
Youre a normie.
>>82398726
No.
>>82398750
Being into mario isnt necessarily normie especially rom hacks and very sweaty super mario maker players. But maybe vanilla mario odyssey is normie
>>82398790
Good point. I hadn't thought about that. You think sonic people do the same or do they all just make weird fanfics and perverted twisted fanart?
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:16:09 PM No.82398258
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Never trust a doctor they are liars and psychopaths (unless they're a robot)
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>>82398258 (OP)
I don't know, doctors today seem to do a pretty good job keeping people alive in general.
>>82398660
The main causes of the 74% drop in mortality from infectious diseases during the first half of the 20th century were improvements in nutrition and sanitation.

Nowadays they poison you for every cold you get, so you keep getting worse and buying their medicine. It's why HIV's symptoms are...
>>82398752
They've also changed how diseases are defined after rolling out toxic pharmaceutical drugs so they can artificially reduce disease incidence statistics to push the lie that their heavy metal and petrochemical concoctions are helping people overcome the diseases they gave us.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:32:35 PM No.82398345
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>NEET
>5 year gap in employment history
>just applied for a job at a fast food restaurant
I hope I get it. I'm tired of sitting in my room alone all day
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>>82398345 (OP)
woah i love zorua
>>82398683
I know we probably won't see the regional variant ever again, but in PLA she carried my team. Ghost/Normal with illusion is so fun
>>82398775
i dont own a switch so i never played that
i just love the desiign
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:42:43 PM No.82398405
What makes robots prone to friendzone? Archived
I work as a bartender, and it isn't rare to see soiboi looking guys with high-pitched voices with their girlfriends who aren't Stacies, but normal cute women. I larp as masculine and can't get a single girl and I'm not even aiming for the young hot ones, I just got blown off by a 40 year old arthoe.
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>>82398405 (OP)
When you say "soiboi looking guys" you probably mean men with good hair, clear skin, thick eyebrows and facial hair, effort put into their style, etc. By contrast your "masculinity" probably means balding, ugly, and overcompensating with muscles.
>>82398524
forgot to add Im not masculine looking at all, Im pale and lanky with boyish face and get called pretty. I behave masculine to compensate, but it isnt bearing results. I see way more effete guys (not pretty boys) with gfs.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:09:31 PM No.82398544
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if you had a daughter would you let her compete in beauty pageants?
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>>82398544 (OP)
my daughter has been in talent shows, that's the same thing right?
>>82398544 (OP)
If I had a daughter, she wouldn't be in a beauty pageant.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 7:06:54 AM No.82395532
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If Japan is any indication.... This is the future
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>>82397336
Chinks aren't any better in that regard. Like I met a Chink that word for word was that kind of woman >>82395534
Though she was a tad bit more Americanized from growing up here, she still spoke Chinese and worked in my town's Chinatown. There's even a whole article that goes over the type...
>>82398654
Article which I found on Reddit btw
https://www.reddit.com/r/AsianParentStories/comments/1na55b/narcissistic_personality_disorder_in_chinese/
But I feel this redpill does apply to many types of Asian women, especially all East Asian women, not just Chinese.
it's almost as if Japan, despite being on the eastern side of the world, is culturally a western country and thus is plagued by all the issues westerners are facing
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:17:48 PM No.82398588
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after doing shit like this for like over a decade im sick of the faggotry
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As long as you didn't take HRT you can safely revert back to being a normal human being
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:29:57 PM No.82398687
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How do I as an Asian guy attract beautiful yt girls?
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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:45:55 PM No.82398429
Sex free relationships just work better Archived
As a sex free husband, you free up so much time and effort to serve your wife's needs around the house. She can get sexual satisfaction from men off tinder, coworkers, etc. Its normal to have a relationship where the Woman sees many men while the husband is pussy free and happy with this devotion
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>>82398452
Got u covered, titanium!
the reality of porno fetishes is really kinda disgusting
>>82398662
Its hot as fuck. I actually walk the talk because I have a lock on my cock.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:27:21 PM No.82398670
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learn about the Divine Romance
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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 3:49:01 PM No.82398107
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>the bbc spamming height demoralizing jbw grifting tranny spammers are awake
Party over, everybody pack it up.
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Look, I don't discriminate: spam, scam, trans, cis, whatever... as long as they don't send me an email saying that I won a million dollars in Nigeria, everything is fine. Although... now that I think about it, if that Nigerian prince pays me in al pastor tacos, I'll pull
>>82398107 (OP)
They are mostly Indian and their shift began
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:31:12 PM No.82398332
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Funny how in America that gay conservatives are a thing.
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>>82398353
This says otherwise

https://www.dailywire.com/topic/dave-rubin
>>82398353
It's funny how leftards don't understand that's why they lost and will continue to lose. Anyone that is 1% less leftist than them is considered a bigot, fascist, racist, etc
>>82398377
The "left" "lost" because October 7th happened, Jews freaked out, and decided that a center-right America would serve their interests better in the short term
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 1:28:08 PM No.82397449
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Do you actually hate trannys? I don't think I do. Like, I wouldn't fuck them or date them because I'm straight, but they're just weirdo people trying to live life and be happy and I kinda relate to that as a social reject myself.

Anyway, here's a picture of a deer I ran into when I was visiting Alaska a few weeks ago. This deer was a cool dude.
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>>82398566
MTFs certainly don't present as Women unless you count the rare 1/100 tranny
>>82398576
There's a big difference between 'present' and 'pass'
i hate trannies but you just want me to explain so you can shoot down the criticisms to try to seem normal. you cant trick me retard
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 3:22:09 PM No.82397951
poorfags Archived
I hate poorfags. Most poor people are poor because they are dumb. And it is their fault they stay poor. For example, I work with a guy who earns less money than me. He has a child and a wife to support. He calls off regularly, we're hourly so he's missing pay. He never accepts overtime. He doordashes fast food almost every day. Yes he spends $5-$10 extra on delivery to get McDonald's at his start of shift instead of just picking it up on his way to work. He does not contribute to a 401k, and he thinks the stock market is a scam. He has been in the same position at work for 10 years. All of these habits are why he is poor, and why he is a shitty father for his retarded child. A person who truly cares about their children would meal prep, pack lunches and invest the savings in their child's future. I've always known people like this, they make less money and have children to support, but they're buying cars that are more than their salary, door dashing Starbucks daily, wasting their money. They are too selfish to support their own children. It's despicable that people live like this and aren't shamed for it.
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Well you know, third world countries
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:40:20 PM No.82398389
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Let's be honest. Do you relate to Shinji?
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No I am the orange liquid poodie tang
>>82398389 (OP)
not really but i sympathise with him
>>82398389 (OP)
depends. i couldnt care for piloting mechs and jerking it like shinji. but i do have no real identity and am alone and desiring love the vast majority of the time like him. I also have about as impressive a physique as him so i suppose i do.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 1:20:48 PM No.82397412
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I need to someone to cuddle me. I'd even take a guy at this point if he has basic hygiene. my head hurts so much from being alone at home with my overbearing neurotic mother all the time
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>>82397412 (OP)
where u at, are u a biological woman
Has anyone ever tried one of those "cuddling services"? Surely it has to just be awkward and uncomfortable.... But
...
>>>/mu/127632003
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:29:57 PM No.82398326
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I be coming on this website and just lying like a mf. like I'll just come on here and say all kinds of bullshit that clearly isn't even true. I don't even care if it's believable anymore i just lie lie lie lie lie lie lie until it's time to go to bed. Every single thing i say is a lie. Even that statement. Goddamn i love spreading misinformation and writing nonsense greentexts about stories that never took place.
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>>82398326 (OP)
Glad I'm not the only one, every thread I answer to I larp as a different person and give advice based on life experiences that I made up on the spot.
>>82398380
It's just too much fun to spread misinformation without consequence
>>82398407
Yeah I love lying, I also like calling out other larpers.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:05:21 PM No.82398523
I got an attitude Archived
I got an attitude
I got an attitude
Bitch im so rude
https://youtu.be/f757OFPGFmQ?si=qskE9Yxbrt-7uRuD
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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:59:42 PM No.82398496
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>wiz bro finally got a gf
>really nice
>see no real flaw in her (other than something she can't control)
>mother and sister talked shit behind her back today
>brother treats her like shit (more like teasing but in a bad, Nagatoro kind of way)
Why???...
Some people are dying of thirst while others are drowning.
Well, I won't get involved. I'll just observe how things evolve.
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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:47:41 PM No.82398434
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Did society peak in the 90s-early 2000?

Zoomers will never know that feel
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>>82398434 (OP)
No. It didn't. Society is better now, for people like us. However it used to be a better place for normies. My new theory is all the brainrot is normies trying adjust to nerd world.
>>82398434 (OP)
early 2000s were awesome, everything was much better
>>82398442 screw people like you
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:55:06 PM No.82398476
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Does anyone else love dreaming but hate waking life?

the best part of my life is by far the places I go in my dreams at night. When I wake up in the morning and have to face reality it's by far the worst part of my day.
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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:06:10 AM No.82394856
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Why is anybody still a christian?
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>>82394856 (OP)
Because the world is miserable and dark and people want to believe there is a reason for their endless turmoil. There isn't. Pope Bob from Chicago seems chill.
>>82397935
This is what the Sovereign Lord says:

"See, I lay a stone in Zion, a tested stone,
a precious cornerstone for a sure foundation;
the one who relies on it
will never be stricken with panic."

Isaiah 28:16


Nothing about any specific denomination, just any "one who relies on" Jesus. Who h...
>>82394856 (OP)
Just 'cause some people in public positions of some religion are sinners doesn't mean the religion itself is at fault. They will answer to the Allmighty.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 2:53:36 AM No.82393876
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I hate how retarded my voice sounds I wish I could rip out my voice box holy shit, Its kinda deep but it sounds like I have downs
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>>82394773
https://voca.ro/1ehvUM913Ndg
Someone said I sound like Moxxie from Helluva Boss and I still don't know how to process it
When I put on my happiest voice they say I sound like SpongeBob, so don't worry, you can be a voice actor with that tremendous voice.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 2:09:14 PM No.82397681
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Thats just the way it go though
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That's the way uh-huh uh-huh I like it uh-huh uh-huh
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 3:44:16 PM No.82398074
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EVEN BUTTERS GOT A GF BEFORE ME
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>>82398074 (OP)
it's almost as if that's what the writers wanted and not a real woman
>>82398248
i hope you die in mud
>>82398074 (OP)
What episode? I always liked the red haired girl even though she was a background character.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 12:47:32 PM No.82397248
If you don't actively approach women, you will die never knowing that they are into you Archived
I graduated college as a virgin and months later a girl I knew told me that several women asked directly about me and said stuff like "He can rail me anytime he wants".
I never knew or expected any of this, no woman ever talked to me beyond a "hi" on the floor when I passed by and the few parties I went to I either stood alone in the corner or drunk with male buddies, while seemingly everyone around me got laid.
And now I get told that I basically could have a harem if I had wanted to and never had to become a wizard in my 30s.
All of this because I was an abused dog from growing up fat.
Also I wonder why women don't just approach guys when they want to fuck them, not everyone is an extroverted abusechad with non existent confidence issues.
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>>82397248 (OP)
Did you try to keep the conversation going at all? I've had multiple hour long conversations alone with girls but nothing ever comes of it so I think I'm just not attractive. So dumb how they'll waste their own time like that. Even got drinks and came back to talk to me
I could say the same for men.

I'm 26 and have only been asked out once as a joke. But my excuse is that I'm autistic and I get scared to approach others because I'm so used to people finding me ugly or disgusting. Guys have assumed I'm disinterested because of this and I missed several opportunitie...
>>82397248 (OP)
>If you don't actively approach women, you will die never knowing that they are into you
Well that's just not true
I get approached by women more often than I approach them
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 1:05:48 PM No.82397322
Fast food Archived
Going out for walks and getting fast food, or even just a coffee, is one of the only joys I have left in life.
Can anyone else here relate?
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>>82397322 (OP)
Sometimes I get wasted on my walk to mcdicks
>>82397322 (OP)
Fast food places are close by me. Walled to Taco Bell cause it was a nice day and I had a gift card. Walked back home just to find that they forgot my second fries. Now at home playing transformers war for cybertron with chicken tender and fries from Taco Bell.
>>82398381
Forgot to add that I walked back to the Taco Bell to get my second fry back.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:42:04 PM No.82398401
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just checking
>>>/g/106475098
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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 2:08:36 PM No.82397676
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>be my mom
>verbally abuses her son 24/7
>he becomes extremely withdrawn and doesnt speak unless he's spoken to
>"why do you never open up? you DO know what the word empathy means, right? It's putting aside your feelings and viewing things from other peoples perspective!! It's okay, I know you are a special kid (she thinks im some indigo asperger child. google it if you dont know what it means. spiritual narcissism shit) but you need to practice in the areas you are weak in!"

I hate my mother. Actually, thats not entirely true. I am meak and was trained to feel guilt and shame primarily. I WISH I could hate my mother properly. But it's hard. I can never do it.
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>>82397676 (OP)
i hate my mom too and i avoid communication with her. and im autistic
loving having neglectful egotistical narcissistic mothers
im probably a narcissist as well, but a dysfunctional one with no rizz. like a covert one
>>82398148
>im probably a narcissist as well, but a dysfunctional one with no rizz. like a covert one
That's not uncommon. Most narcissists are copers who are always disappointed in themselves because they're comparing themselves to other people
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:08:50 PM No.82398216
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There's nothing more racist(and hot)than making a black woman submit to you and breed your children
>the kids wouldn't look like me
That's you admitting that your genes are inferior. I can impregnate the most pitch black woman in the world, my kids would look white because even her genes would submit themselves to me
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>>82398216 (OP)
Okay, get back to the ship, Ricardo
>>82398308
They did make some pretty hot light skins tho
>>82398216 (OP)

Black women are literally the least attractive in terms of personality and looks. Most of them are obese and all of them have a ghetto personality
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:46:32 AM No.82396706
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What's wrong with dating a plump girl in my league, if im ugly but fit?
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>>82396706 (OP)
Some nice feet you posted there
>>82396706 (OP)
ZZZ what's her name?
>>82397297
>>82396945
Hey that's my wife kai
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 3:00:32 PM No.82397866
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being a chinlet means no one will ever love you
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>>82397885
only eat slop during your developmental years
>>82397885
mouth breathing, poor posture, soft diet
>>82397866 (OP)
I have a big chin but a poorly-defined jawline so I just look like human Shrek.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 12:10:37 PM No.82397063
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Having saggy tits is so mind breaking. I never even got a chance to enjoy perky tits because they started sagging immediately as they grew. They look like they've breastfed two fucking kids and I don't even have children, nor am I old. I can't wear a lot of cute clothes or a bikini without a bra or boob tape and sometimes my tits still look weird or the bra/tape clashes badly with the outfit. I want a breast lift so bad but I'm scared of the scars. Just fml this is so brutal
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control question: are you overweight
>>82397063 (OP)
Are they really big? They seem to only get saggy quickly if they're really big.
>>82397063 (OP)
Saggy tits can be incredibly attractive. It depends on the rest of your body and exactly how saggy they are, and also the positioning/size of your areolae. What size bra do you normally wear?
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 3:27:55 PM No.82397989
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white moms for indian cocks
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>>82398038
This... In fact white cocks for ALL moms.
Where's the MCG ?
>>82398269
twp too small for that tho so it wouldnt make it past brown womens cheeks bc theyve evolved to make it inpossible for white bois to fuck them.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:32:41 AM No.82396873
TRUMP Archived
What if Trump is actually the good guy?

And everyone trying to take him down with accusations are actually the bad guys pretending to be moral?
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>>82397735
Liking teen girls isn't a paraphilia or p*do
The morals were different in the 1900s you witch hunting faggot
>>82398283
>liking teen girls is the equivalent of trafficking them to rich clients
Cope, subhuman
>>82398306
Trump didant do dat tho. Not sure about Epstein, he could of been innocent too, but he was killed off by stress before he could go to trial.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:25:48 PM No.82398294
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>mailman came when i was listening to music really loud and know he knows there's a neet in the house
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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 2:26:33 PM No.82397747
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I walk through the ruins where a kingdom once stood. I refuse to live hear. I spent one too many nights shivering in the cold nights where great walls once stood and a blazing fire would keep the wintry evenings out.
I have nothing but rubble to work with.
I build my castle over what once was, and I will build it grand.
For the foundations of ashes and soil will my castle stand.
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>>82397812
*BEGINS RATTLING INTENSELY*
This is... False!
>>82397747 (OP)
*bleep*
You have learned the Vy'keen word for "Vy'keen"
>>82397747 (OP)
>fignet
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 3:08:42 PM No.82397902
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What makes you giggle, /r9k/?
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Everyone once in a while, something on ifunny makes me giggle.
>>82397902 (OP)
The last panel should show the mermaid having to do taxes or go to the dentist or something. That'd be a lot funnier.
>>82397902 (OP)
Why is there a frame shooped around the comic?
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:53:23 AM No.82396470
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Are fembots aware of how much power their feet hold over males?
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>>82396470 (OP)
>males
Speak for yourself
>>82398083
I really want to visit Russia. Something about it just feels so mythical.
>>82396470 (OP)
I hate footfags so much its unreal. Feet are disgusting. We need to open up mental asylums again and dump foot fags in them.
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 1:44:57 PM No.82397530
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Why do modern women believe it's wrong to cheat on them, as if they don't deserve it? Why do modern women believe it's wrong to hate them, as if they haven't earned it? They actually think I should feel guilty for thinking of them and treating them like the trash they are. I find this utterly bizarre. Like, do they not perceive themselves? Do they not perceive other women? Why do they think they deserve my loyalty or respect, either individually or collectively? The entitlement is unreal to me.
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>>82397593
There's no such thing as a black or brown European anon
>>82397645
Then Europe is not for me, its women were not made for me
>>82397622
Shut up retard your words are insignificant in the grand scheme of things
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 3:06:51 PM No.82397894
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I don't understand men that get surprised when a woman says she's pregnant
You filled her with cum and is surprised that she is pregnant?
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>>82397894 (OP)
We assume you're on birth control if you're taking raw dick.
>>82397894 (OP)
women can only get pregnant, what, 3 days per month? I dunno man, I'd consider a 10% chance to be a surprise
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:50:48 AM No.82396969
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What is he in for?
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>>82396991
no i dont think soo
hard work and good grades
>>82396969 (OP)
studying
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:31:52 AM No.82396014
White femanons be like: Archived
Mixed/BIack baby boy
>Aww what a cute little angel

White baby boy
>Eww it's a repuIsive crotch gobIin
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>>82397952
do you have any idea how demented you look from someone else's perspective?
>>82396014 (OP)
The top left girl was in GDP btw
>>82396363
>>82397952
>>82396014 (OP)
What is even the purpose of this bait?
No one believes it
Anonymous 9/4/2025, 3:59:51 PM No.82398169
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Is this a tradgirl, a roastie, a Stacy, or a Becky?
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>>82398169 (OP)
Are you a faggot, chad or yoghurt male?
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