/r9k/ - ROBOT9001

I want to find peace of mind
Maybe no mind is the answer to that conundrum

Oh, I want to be a baby again
Oh, I want pure thoughts in my head
Oh, I want to be a baby again
Oh, I want to forget

I don't think I've ever seen someone my age out in public. I never see them shopping or working anywhere.

Bro what the fuck even is /v/? They accept 2000 gooner posts a day, but I make a post asking for help modding XCOM 2 and I get banned for off-topic posting? WHAT THE FUCK

goty

goty

Bedwench all-star.

i want a boyfriend for the aesthetics i dont actually like boys

why do you faggots talk about womanz and sex all the time like idk how you dont get board by it just embrace that you wont get a gf anytime soon

Is it possible for women with Big Tits to not dress like Whores?

Should Dipper have taken advantage of this?

Why are weird cults not a thing anymore? In 60s-90s you had alien , satanic , yoga and every other cult out there doing weird shit. You barely hear anything like that anymore

Impossible to get girls

Why can't the right aim?

Some pornstars are really beautiful. If they hadn't chosen to do porn, they could have married a rich guy and lived much better than they do now

Where's MY 2.2 meter tall girlfriend?

GAPED open sissy BOOTYHOLE

Reincarnation is when you're born again in Hinduism, born again is when you're Christian. Whatintarnation is when you're Christian and you're born again, which is Christ. Christ is the son of God. Mary is the mother of Christ. Christ is God. Mary is the mother of God. Mary is born again. Whatintarnation.

Who was dumb enough to think this would work?

>let them talk about themselves the entire convo
>start talking about self a little
>they stop replying

god

Imagine taking your drug of choice, getting into a hot tub. And then fucking some prime hot juicy pussy.
Must be heaven on earth.

>youre being so good for me
>my sweet baby
>youre only mine, forever, you hear me?
>i love you so much

>tfw no demon gf

So sad! ):

Do I get friends here?

I dont ever wanna hear a fat bitch talking about conservation

Do sensible black people ever just get annoyed or pissed off at how often some blacks use the race card for literally anything?

>dad says hes getting me a drone for my birthday
>ask me to do some research about what to get
>3 days later he says he has already ordered one
>didnt ask for input
>okay-i-should-have-had-more-urgency.jpg
>bought some very budget-friendly drone on some shopify page that was a chink company using translation software
>4 weeks later it shows up, shipped all the way from china
>advertised 8k looks like 720p
>really really shit battery life, takes forever to recharge
>when i flew it in 2m/s wind it couldnt overpower the current and when i let go of the controller it immediately smashed into a tree
>suddenly i realize why it had to be ordered from china, no local store would waste the space on this shit
I got a 2 week late birthday gift that turned out to be a total waste of money.
Why are boomers like this?

I miss it. I miss it all so much. What happened?

Where did all the goodness go?

Would you still let her take your virginity if this was her past?

There's someone invisible in your room and he'll slice your neck in the next 24 hours

Concert at the Vatican

https://x.com/MLJHaynes/status/1966951613689721185

What do robot christians think about this

Been unemployed for a long ass time. This is my third interview for the job and if I do well they'll hire me. wish my luck boys

Am I right by saying that the meme culture *in general* is dying? Like, 15 years ago the internet was full of memes. Sure, nobody older than 16 expected any specific meme to last long, but I feel like we just don't have memes anymore like we used to have. Like, in general. I wonder why.

How do I get people to treat me like a normal person? I'm 31, and I'm not autistic or weird, but all my life, I've had to deal with bullying and not feeling like I really belong anywhere. I'm not shy and I don't have any problems socializing, but it's still difficult to get anyone to listen to me or take anything I say seriously.

Ever had your face in a girl's ass? Seems comfy

If you didnt know charlie kirk before he died. And you never saw him on 4chan before. Then you are a real one.

hi anon, how are you? have you been eating enough? i've been feeling so very brittle lately. have you got anything planned for the coming week?

>you're at work
>your new intern started last week
>send him to make copies
>he never returns
>go to copy room
>see him doing this

how do you address this, PROFESSIONALLY?

Would you date a girl who's into feminizing men or would it be a red flag? (it's not a deal breaker if you're not into it yourself, she can go without it)

How does this make any sense
>confesses to his dad that he did it
>now he's saying he didn't do it
>they said his dad turned him in
>now it's his tranny bf that turned him in

Why do your farts sound different when you shave your ass?

what you put out, you take back

be smart

If we imagine that all women became self aware and stopped being narcissists today how many of them would rope?

>Go to the mall with $100
>Spend $79.6 exactly
>on three things.
Everything I want is so expensive wtf. I only got a book, a sweater, and lip peptide plus hair care products which were free for my birthday, and I left with $20.4..

What do milfs look for in a man?

>average-sized hands for a man
it's unironically over

did anyone else have parents that complicity destroyed their future by way of inaction and neglect and therefore they can't be held responsible because technically you "chose" it despite not understanding the ramifications and now you have to spend your 20s making up for it or is it just me

Lefties have zero morals or principles.
They'll claim they are moral for being against what is happening in palestine and then at the same time be happy that charlie kirk was assassinated for bigotry or some shit when israel is the most gay friendly country in the world and most palestinians think it's good to stone gay and trans people.

Everything about leftists come from a feeling of jealousy. They think everything that is succesful is bad and should go away and that everything low and degenerate is good because they have a rotten heart.

I want to be a woman so fucking bad. I would kill my entire family for this body.

Good morning anon
Good day?
Taking it easy?