/r9k/ - ROBOT9001

Most girls can't do a single push up. LOL.

You must be tired after your long trek. Come let us eat yo...er...let us eat together.

She sent me nudes and her personal info, she says I'm the only person she's ever done that for, but now she ghosts me and talks to me every 2 months, and I suspect the only reason she still even talks to me is because of the info I have on her, I want to ask her but too nervous

I shouldn't have bothered with her and kept living my waifu delusion, now I'm miserable. Where's the waifu general btw?

I'm lonely and frustrated with my inability to get a girlfriend, but I don't call myself an incel because I don't hate women at all. I have nothing in common with creepy misogynist psychopaths like Elliot Rodger and Alek Minassian. I just wish that I could find a woman to love, but I know that I never will. Does anyone else feel this way too?

>90% of femanons only want to date someone white
this kinda sucks because finding someone irl seems very daunting

How is a homeless nigger bum getting white women but you can't?

They don't make porno like the used to. The kikes got lazy. Smh

Girls force themselves to puke in the toilet when they're body conscious. LOL.

every girl has been 19, in college, drunk, horny, and waking up on their situationship's bed in the morning after a whole night of fucking. same scenario when traveling to foreign countries for their 2-week study trip.

this is a universal female experience.

stop judging them. EVERY girl goes thru that.

you're just mad you weren't the guy the choose to do it with.

you don't care about the morality of it or the body count.

>go to bed at 8am
>wake up at 5pm

am I even alive at this point? feels like my life is just passing me by

Proof Japanese women are White

hey anon

wanna watch RAD;s avatar

I was thinking about Frieren using mimics as masturbation tools again. I got hard during my cardio workout thinking about it and it hurt.

>500 word essay due for class in two days
>haven't started
>already on probation for using AI to write previous essays

>listening to music
>think "yeah this would be the part id blow my brains out to"

Foids, would you get the ick if your bf started being super romantic and lovey dovey and affectionate with you?

In the dream I just woke up from, my attempt to steal giant chocolate bars was interrupted by my boss reminding me to check and see how Call of Duty 4 ran with more VRAM, in order to address the incompetent assassination attempt made on me by a group of football hooligans, which thankfully ended in them gruesomely killing each other rather than me. They were attempting to do so because the car I was driving was causing me to troon out, but only while I was in it, which I was trying to get out of anyway at the bottom of the skyscraper parking garage, at the top of which was the computer containing the CoD settings (next to Clifford the Big Red Dog)

i get 700 a month for having assburgers but im high functioning + 3500 from work
problem?

This is what it's like dating "women" who are over the age of 19

If the world isn't ended soon, the fact is that robot maid sex slaves will be a real thing. "But it's metal" no the skeleton would be metal, but the majority of the robot would be like one of those Bijindolls. This isn't an ad for Bijindolls that's a waste of money.

But just thinking about it at lest might make you slightly happy, even though you won't have one, eventually women will be replaced by them, and that's a very comforting thought. And people would walk around with their robot girls. Not everyone at first, like anything it'd be a few people. At the library you see someone walking in "Oh my gosh look at that person beside him, she's an android you know, I can tell." Anyway, this is day XXX waiting.

I want to bend a girl over and dominate her and dress her in a maid outfit and force her to clean and cook. I want to touch her boobies and make her eat semen from a petbowl. Choke her and punch her in the stomach and leash her and brand her.
I want to inject her with some kind of hormones so I can drink her breast milk. Bake and eat her panties. She would make me Shepherd's Pie and Lasagna and then suck me under the table while I eat. I would make her kneel down so I can sit on her back like a chair.

Sigh, but modern women are so lame.

I just deleted my job-search email account again after responding to an HR bitch who was "impressed with my resume" but couldn't respond to my response. Tired of these hoes leaving me hanging only to send a generic email rejection a few days alter. This time that bitch is going to get a bounced email notification.

Fuck bros

I found a channel of some homeless hopping the rails for a decade on YouTube who died of cancer. In his last video you can hear him dying.

Seeing the evolution of technology with that dude dying at the end. Fuck man.

would you starve anfd beat an obese ugly bastard girl as a live in maid/slave provided they transport themselves hypothetically

I got my fembot (female) while ya'll would never guess what we did after this photo.

How to COPE with being flat and having no curves?

Are you schizoid or avoidant?

I've always been the latter, but have started thinking more schizoid lately. A lot more.
Read a book about this behavior and apparently AvPD > Schizoid > Schizophrenic is a consistent pattern.
Scary.

anyone else enjoy letting themselves go and getting way way fat?

just got back from hanging out with my big cousin
i love her very much
call your family guys they love you

broke it off with my last friend. I feel 10x better now, although the shitty memories keep me down sometimes. I know I'll outlast the bad feelings from shitty memories tho.

if you met the perfect girlfriend (excluding physical stuff like boobs) and they love you back, but when they confess to you they turn out to be a guy, would you still get with them?

you the type of nigga that drives slow in school zones aren't you? Sick fuck.

I wouldn't erase my autism even though it socially fucks me in every way possible.

Neurotypicals (not all, but most) are so morally compromised and deficient in critical thinking... I don't see why anyone would want to be one let alone be under the same label?

Why do NTs think their way is the correct way? Having to read between the lines instead of speaking your mind truthfully is retarded and redundant.

I have no friends: zT6Zh873
Join if you want some company like I do
18+ free speech respected

2 years in here you get a million dollars. You only get one video game.

Which one?

I dont get the boomer hate sometimes, my grandparents aint rich assholes with the pull up your boot straps shit

I'm so tired of jerking off. I want a real vagina in my face. I want to touch it, smell it, and taste it. I want to know what it feels like to have sex with a real, flesh-and-blood woman.

why not just use chemical X to make cute daughters

My mom raped me as a kid and now I have a fetish for MILFs

Ughh I don't feel like cleaning my apartment I need to get a girlfriend for this

I've never tried dating dead ass, not apps, not irl

Do we have proof that ugly bad boys dont get laid?
Do we have proof that good looking nice guys dont get laid?
We lack crucial info.

I laid down with a fat chick and felt auper grossed out afterwards. don't do it

>b-but no longer virgin
I'd like to take it back to be quite honest.

absolutely based this is peak incel

>get a certification
>get a bachelor's degree
>look for jobs online
>specifically look for minimum wage
>they all want experienced professionals
I'm so emotional I have to take a break from jobhunting

After death, it's lights out. Everything you have ever known in your entire life you will instantly forget. All your friends, family, pets, memories, the girlfriends you had and laughs you shared along the way, the fun times, all forgotten. After that, it will be like before you were born, a nothingness so strange you can't even understand it, or how it lead to anything, that will be everything for the rest of eternity.

can the LGS tell if I'm buying the gun to blow my brains out?
I'm really nervous they'll call the police or something and throw me in the psych ward
have any of you ever bought a gun? what's the process?

How many of you are religious? When did you last go to religious service