Does anyone have a guide to househusband maxing? I don't think I have what it takes to be financially successful on my own so I am thinking I need to improve my cooking skills and eat a ton of pussy ...

>being awake during night time in summer with window open as it's raining with zero obligations on you coming up nothing will beat this tranquil feeling, maybe riding in car alone at night, will have ...

What's /r9k/s arm windmill time?

>women are the NPC gender

Would fembots actually date convicted pedos/rapists and killers just because they're handsome? >Inb4 bait Look at the "ray" experiment on tinder.

>asian character named Cho Chang >"yesu herro mistah hally potter, i wirr date you mistah sexy white man!" How did JK Rowling get away with this?

I've confessed the closest thing to my chest anonymously on the internet and its making me so sick to my stomach I want to delete it.

does areninekay like my phone setup

my mom paid for an xbox dev license so i can load 3rd party games on my series s right now i am emulating the 360 edition of minecraft it is nice

My mom told me that this Friday we are going out to dinner. That is not a problem on its own, but we are going with a friend of my mom's, plus her daughter and her daughter's boyfriend. The daughter i...

Imagine, if you can, surrendering the most precious portion of your existenc--your time, that ever fleeting and unreclaimable gift--to a woman whose first bloom was taken by another. To pour hours, da...

Are tech bro billionaires pushing religion so that when they make everyone unemployed via automation people won't try to resist being made to starve to death on the promise they'll go to heaven?

Elliot's original videos are gone There are only normies shitting on him on Youtube. In hindsight, it's weird how all the incel hate + feminism started after Elliot

>We don't care about sex here. >Well, that's because you have it. >Would you repeat that? >You don't care about sex because you've always had it.

I've literally never had a crush or "chased" a girl. I mean I really just do not care in the least.

Girl working at a local Chinese takeaway recognized me and called me a regular today, guess I won't be going to that place for a few months.

why does eating goyslop make me so happy? just got mcd it's close to 10pm and I just got some hungers and went and got some mcdicks literally nothing beats this feeling way better than cooking food yo...

Clinging on for dear life edition

im tired of seeing countless faggot threads on r9k

Growing up as the only male in a household and having mostly female friends through life has done irrepairable damage to my psyche

>be me >drinking juice >finish juice >get juice from different brand >tastes different >nice

Every time I see a black man I get incredibly angry and disgusted, its like an inhibitor chip going off. I want them dead, I want to kill them, I want them to disappear, I want them to all be gone, wi...

You could just farm and get a rural gf, you know

Before having a kid, what do "trad" women even do? >le chores There's something called technology and they'd have to do it regardless if they lived alone

tomboyish girls honestly will fix every problem a shy guy has these 2 kinds of people compliment and make up for every weakness the other one has

What are some key markers in a girlfriend that will lead to a happy and healthy relationship?

my favourite part of the day is the 4 seconds after waking up before the horrors of being alive re-enter your brain

Sometimes, I wish I was born a complete retard so I can't mentally process how hard living can be.

There is a reason why you were alone from grades 1-12 There is a reason why you were left to be alone as an adult. There is a reason deep down inside of you. But you wont find the answers until you di...

Friend sent me a candid photo of myself and I didn't leave the house for a month in shame

How do you feel when you see guys who are uglier than you with cute gfs?

What exactly do tradcucks think would happen if they got rid of porn?

afternoon coitus

Would you date a taller woman?

Rough sex with cute sissy anons

Ok guys I want to scam other men with ai Instagram and OF models. They would have a double digit IQ so I don't think it would need to be that convincing. Does anyone want to work with me on this? We c...

I feel like I should play FFXIV again because I like the character customization and Viera even though I can't be one with a free trial account. But I procrastinate.

Why did millennials get to have weirdo wifes? I want one too

Where do women redirect their maternal instincts these days? They go to jew daycare and dont have kids anymore. Are pets the standins for babies? Why dont women take care of their husbands instead

an organism's biological imperative is to breed but I hate myself so much that i would not want to pass on my specshul brand of mental illness to my child.

I'm getting real sick of people saying >oh social media paints fake lives and unobtainable things haha Oh so a girlfriend and/or wife is unobtainable? For who? Only me? Cause every other fucking perso...

I know only 1 persons name from the 30 I work with. Back in school I only remembered my long term friends names, nobody elses. I did 3 years of trade school, and knew 3 names off the top of my head by...

And it's true. At the end of the day, the only thing women want are pussy tingles

if you all are such faggots who hate women why don't you go date men?

(In studies with college-aged samples, between 18.2% (Russell & Oswald, 2001) and 49.5% of women reported using some form of sexual coercion to obtain sexual contact (e.g., kissing, petting, and force...

Why do so many women think porn is cheating? I mean if it was porn/nudes of someone you actually knew IRL, yeah that is probably cheating, but just some random porn? How that work?

The onlyfans whores lie and get their nerds to photoshop ridiculous earnings to garner further attention.

Stacy or bust.

>asian women are so nice and submissive

>16 year old girl gets fucked by entire football team >this is ok >Same girl fucks a 22 year old guy once >she's now "traumatized" Explain this shit logic

i hate going outside im committing to a life of alcoholism and never going outside oh wait how will i get alcohol

anyone up for some dota 2?

Neonazis post shit like this and then wonder why they can't get laid

Incels are too ugly to date or talk to women. So why dont they just enlist and go die in some war. Their life is meaningless and they can find purpose on death

Sometimes I wish I had a misandrist girlfriend so that we could fight about which sex was inferior while laying on the couch.

Should I just give up and fuck a prostitute? Is the guilt that bad? I cant keep coping about "finding the right one" at this point. At my age all the good women have been taken and the rest are used u...

hey do you feel the psychokinetic virus? the ghosts in the computer are angry.

blake blossom is the hottest bitch in the game rn fr

Why hasn't she posted anymore videos? She said she would do Q&A

improving my life so i can live the life i live right now

How long can you date a foid before she finds out you're an acesexual with 0 libido? Honestly I think I could get away with it for months before you have to play pretend sex

My birthday is in a week I decided that Ill do a nofap until the day. Once the day comes, Ill celebrate by getting a sexy girl to give me a lapdance. After grinding her ass on my sensitive, unfappe...

What could improve your life right now, anon?

i miss being so naively unaware of the horror that is male nature. i am terrified of men because i have learned what they are really capable of from browsing this shithole. thank god that i was lucky ...

>one chance at life >born an east asian guy with green eyes You guys cant convince me this dude isnt more privileged than any girl on this board. If you are cute as a guy, your life will be better ...

Blacks have ugly bone structure and stink stop posting interracial porn with blacks on /r9k/ Thank you.

My bedroom is so fucking bland and depressing. I'm jealous of people who instinctively know how to make their living spaces nice and cozy. I genuinely have no idea how to make it comfortable. It's cra...

Should I take the chance and become a vtuber. Id probably quit after 4 months since from what Ive seen the fans consist of lolicons and majority of the streamers are just chicks that do a baby voice a...

what do you guys think of my evil witch laugh https://voca.ro/12qetFlQwVrq

I think this picture is really, really hot. Your opinion, /r9k/?

I have never seen proof that femcels exist in any way.

going back to employment soon I'm pretty happy to get out and do something, why are people on here so depressed about working? tho i might regret what I'm saying in a couple of years and become depres...

After the Republicans won they turned every femboy worker into a sex relief station Truly a dark time in American history

What do you think? All feedback appreciated!

The NEET lifestyle is best enjoyed as a woman. Males were designed to be disposable workhorses and providers >Women literally get a richer experience consuming media since females have a better sense ...

why are women so personable and cheerful i wish i had a sweet and nurturing wife to pull me up

How do you meet young 20 somethings as a 30 yr old autistic boomer?

>Therapist keeps asking me if I wanna switch to someone else This is the third therapist I've had in the past 2 years. I didn't realize my life was that hopeless...

tumblr seemed like such a good concept. what happened? what are the alternatives? no, twitter/x doesnt count

I just took a shower and I'm starting to smell and feel like shit again because I fart and sweat a lot. Pretty sure my underwear is soiled too. You guys don't know what it's like to be fatcel.

How does one deal with a sudden infliction of negrosis? I was bitten by a crackhead at night and now I have a sudden urge to play B-ball and drink MD 40/40. No doctor can help and its gotten to the po...

What the hell posseses a man to go and do this

thats an 18 year old CHILD you sick fucks!

I want a non normie boyfriend from Finland, Lithuania,Norway, UK, Ireland, Sweden, (I like their language or culture) open to German, Belgium, Netherlands, Denmark, Switzerland only if they don't act ...

egirls need to stop feeling entitled to my cum since i need to fall in love in order for us to get married and that might not happen unless ur a virgin

Has anybody here ever experienced dark night of the soul or willing without agency?

>Finns weren't considered white, & were racially discriminated in the USA. Being called China-swedes & facing unfair rights. Finns were believed to be the ancestors of nomadic people that came from As...

>hurr durr you're young STOP CALLING ME YOUNG SINCE WHEN IS 29 YOUNG!? 200 YEARS AGO I'D HAVE BEEN LUCKY TO BE THIS AGE FFS

I used onlyfinder and found a cute girl in my local area, she doesn't have many followers. I'm so tempted to sub to her and give her my money and tell her to take BBC.

today is my birthday. i am 37 years old that's all, really. thank you for reading this :)

Have you ever shit/pissed your pants as an adult? >35 years old now >no

This is such a beautiful song. https://youtu.be/RnatkV_92Bw?feature=shared

I Should hurt and take advantage of people. Then I won't feel so wronged when they do it to me

I'm gonna sleep now. Maybe tomorrow will better than today

Dear Anna, It's been many years now. I wish we could still talk. I think about you a lot lately. I dream about you. It feel surreal how much time went by since I last got to speak to you. Do y...

Anyone got anything to say to me? Speak now or forever hold your peace.

What do you mean I have "responsibilities"? What do you mean I have to be a "member of society"? What do you mean I can't spend the rest of my life on the computer?

Troons run this board now, right? Cause there are no fucking way that there are this many "women" on here.

i just hit a blinker off my muha and now i'm geeked

Why do Americans like Israel so much

cum logs

Moid are so pathetic

>Zoomers entire personality revolves around porn and fetishes I really hope they all die in a war soon

>the women never loved him >the women didn't even exist >in truth he was an ugly disfigured freak >it was all a dream This movie was black pill before the black pill was black pill.

Monster girls ran through a woke WEG filter.

>Buy a pocket-sized soundboard >Program in various funny sound effects >Think it would be funny to put in Jackenstein's voice lines as one of the sound effects >Keep it on me to provide comic relief i...

I want to post a vocaroo and ask you guys what accent I have but I don't know what to say

The only reason I only have sex with Chads or non-virgins is so that if I were to ever get pregnant then the child won't be a virgin and I don't want the shame of having an incel kid :/

Anyone else have an obsession over any notifications and feel an urge to check for any new ones every few minutes? Any "(1)" or a glowing little dot cannot go unchecked and i have a constant hunger fo...

Why do pubes symbolize fertility? I have never had sex. ever. Not even once. I dont even Goon anymore for christsake. Every desicion in my life has led me to making this thread. So like, you see her p...

How do you feel about women who are taller than you?

Anyone that travels a lot signals that they come a rich family.

Gasoline smells good as fuck. I wish they had sprays that was just the aroma but none of the physical downsides of huffing it, like a gasoline air freshener or something

What religion/tribe was Jeff EpSTEIN? Were any of the girls he victimized of the same tribe as him?

>be lonely >add someone from this board >infodump all my thoughts and feelings because loneliness >drive them away I really need to stop being so intense

I am never on for the vrchat meetup, and I want to have a small get-together. Instance is in this group, join and it will appear, you can leave afterwards if you want. It is set up this way so randoms...

is it gay if you make out with a girl after oral? presumably with semen still on her face or in her mouth

>Let's check out the news >Trump going full neocon and threatening nuclear war >UK going full totalitarian >Massive push for digital ID from big tech companies >Digital media removed from users' libra...

Why are men so consumerist?

Where do I find a cringe gigastacy gf

I found a Japanese creepshot website and I've been masturbating to random OLs since the morning.

Do you ever take a shit so big and huge you just stop for a sec to look into the toilet for a bit and are like "WOWWWW damn bro that is one big ahh shit nigga" I just did that today I did a really hug...

can a young nigga just get a bit of bread and chill for a min? god DAMN it's hard out here for a pimp https://youtu.be/wN0xK6bgQkQ

Just boys hanging out at the beach

Other religions: if you don't follow my book you're going to burn in hell forever Other buddhist schools: only monks can be saved from the cycle of suffering The Lotus Sutra: everyone will be saved fr...

the world is mean the people living in it are mean but worst of all i catch myself being mean too