I made pancakes :)

society would be fixed instantly if the school system worked like this

lonely lonely, I guess i'm lonely...

tfw no champion gf

How do I walk around with my fat black fembot friend without people thinking she's my gf? I like hanging out with her but several people have already assumed ahe was my gf. I want to lose my virginit...

As a femanon, those "I'm a femcel, so horny, nobody likes me, I have no standards" posts are almost always a tranny or a larp. Actual biological women even the ones here always have at least one stand...

THIS! So much this omg its NOT that difficult

How can I get a virgin gf that looks like right (or left, but right is preferable)?

He's 41. She's 24. Perfection.

Do you think about feet very often, /r9k/?

What sort of men do 13 year old girls like?

>Well, good luck with your journey. Elle waifubot, when?

How often do you cum and how does your cum change in relation to how many days it has been (amount, color etc.)?

I know it sounds bad but isn't that what dating is when you have a type? I only want to date a specific type of male and my only ever ex was that( soft looking, cute personality, not retarded , phenot...

robots, do you like giantesses?

>You want to get a girlfriend? You got to be more attractive than other males. >You want to get into a good school and get a good job? You got to be smarter than other students and workers. >You want ...

You have to carry this secret around and you know no one will ever respect or see you as an adult. It's caused me so much dread it's the worst

Spread my ass, daddy.

The year is 2368 Cum is illegal in civilian hands and is prohibited The only way to get it is through illegal ways such as human caravans such as vidrel

Bigger and better than Britainstan edition. north cal representing

Is this the first generation that hasn't looked forward to growing up? I feel like the whole "unc" insult is because the only tangible thing that Zoomers have over other gens is that they're young. Yo...

KAAAAHHHGGHHGH!

I unironically used the term 'hag-maxxing' on the phone to my mother when she asked about my dating life. >"Any girlfriends I ought to know about?" She asks >"Nah not yet at least, I'm thinking of h...

Well, which one are you picking?

I wish cum was more socially accepted

A twink posted two photos of himself on twitter (one photo was of him fully naked from the front and the other photo was of him fully naked from the back). The twink was posing with a sword and the tw...

Ey, Fembot! Look here!

Ive dropped out of college and NEETing so hard im starting to dissociate

It's noon and imma take a nap. zzzzzzzzz

>have job >have car >live at home with mom >no kids >no wife This is like the best of both worlds between the extremes of being a NEET and a stressed out normie with too many responsibilities.

They used to call me Daddy P. They would call me the Big P. They would call me Peanut Arbuckle

have you EVER had a conversation where the person was excited to be talking to you?

>Go online to try to get laid >Post on soc and use message boards >Prostitute Scammers and hordes of dick >Fake bot accounts that want money "Oh no, I ran out of gas, please send $20" >Only get actual...

because no girl wants a moid who's both a manlet and dicklet

He actually allowed his girlfriend get fucked by Hasan after the stream lol It all makes sense just look at her red face. Never once looked a idubbbz that way.

I want to be loved by my family and friends, have a fulfilling career and find a wife who loves me as much as I love her to settle down and start a family with

Literally ALL I WANT in life is a shy virgin boyfriend who treats me like a princess and forever there for me and Chad like the wonderful, caring man that he is ;_;

>be called anibal >people call me ani >sounds like annie makes me feel like a sissy

>gf keeps bitching I don't share my feelings with her >one dy come home after work and talk about my frustrations >she basically tells me to stfu, stop complaining, and deal with it AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WT...

I hate cute alt emo girls

I am Miserable and Resentful. I want to Kill Myself because I haven't Experienced what Others Have. I am going to Kill Myself Very Soon. I hope people who mistreated me over the years can see what I w...

I want a Mexican girlfriend with a nice brown ass

Jirard won.

>be me >meet cute woman (mid 20s) >we exchange numbers and chat >she suggest we go grab some coffee >idk if this is platonic so I playfully suggest alcoholic drinks >she responds "but the two of us a...

why can't you thrust as hard as this, fembot?

If not even Will Smith was judged a good enough man to be loved by his wife, what chance did any of us ever have?

>women want a provider, a masculine tough wealthy guy who can protect them from everything >they also want a cute, pretty guy who's gentle to them who they can peg >they also want this guy to be aggre...

>Sucking the snot out of a guys big schnozz This could be the entire point of human existence

Why is there so much "immigrants are taking our jobs" rhetoric floating around? I'm a white man in the USA and I've never struggled to get a job anywhere. When I do see immigrant people in the workpla...

tfw the us won, china cant make semi conductor chips so the singularity will happen in the us

Does anyone else think kinky/coily and curly hair is really cute and underrated? It's like little Fibonacci Sequences on their head.

rise opf nations morning

Post your best memes besties

I just remembered this e-boy I met in a vtuber server talked about fucking me and not just laying there like a dead fish. it turns out he hated me this whole time. why did he even entertain the situat...

How come when you pee, the water in the toilet makes a splashing sound even though it's not real water?

If a girl offered to place a magic cock ring onto you where only she could control your erections and make you orgasm on command would you accept it?

foids post the HOTTEST lingerie, or outfit, youd wear as you try to seduce me to put my pp in you

The unexpected effect of giving up on my life and deciding to ldar is that I now became a bottom and want to be reborn as a roman femboy after I u know

you can be fixed with enough effort :)

I HATE BEING AN "UNC" I FUCKING HATE IT ESPECIALLY AS A VIRGIN GOD WHY WAS I BORN AN INCEL?????? I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>all my work undone >all my efforts in vain >all that's left are memories of better days >all that's left are regrets and the feeling of "not doing enough" you guys ever heard the Portuguese term "Sau...

Gosh, I lust over huge-assed negresses so much, bros...

femanons don't wanna put things up my pooper

i live a sad life

Sometimes I feel as though I have oddly lived through certain situations before or have gotten massive dejavu in certain scenarios. >Some older kid tried to suck my cock when I was 14 Got a really u...

I want to talk to anons but im too lazy to think of a thread topic

Foids be like >Why do men like Sydney Sweeney so much? She's not even that attractive!! Idk it's a complete and total mystery

Let's say I am tired of blaming myself for all my shortcomings and I want to blame someone else, which third party makes more sense to pour all my seething, blistering hatred on? >The government/state...

>Mid-summer >Still no sweaty stinky gf

Why does this weird little gay kid look 15 when he's 27? Do zoomers all age like that?

Which one are you, anon? I feel like the wolf in sheeps clothing but I wish I wasn't.

So half a decade ago I married a divorced single mom, (yeah I know but she is really cute). Luckly the baby daddy was out of the picture (for what I know he went to another country). Her son was some ...

sure men want the Venus milf body types in a woman maybe its unrealistic but its porn for a reason. However, women want a man to humiliate other men, to kill other men, and to come out ontop while suf...

>jerk off to old whore I used to jerk off to a decade ago >cum as easily as ever >lost my old archive of hers in hdd death >those pics not available online >the memory hurts

After death, you will be driving down rainbow road to the cosmic guardian Rosalina. If you fall off, your soul is reborn immediately. This is what happens when you do not finish your quests before dyi...

>moid says they like fat girls >what they really mean is "stacy with hips" No guy likes actually fat girls.

I want to stop being an incel. Anyone here want to get fucked in the ass or fuck me in the ass?

Body is obviously important, here is how I would design the perfect woman: >Young looking blue eyes, strawberry blond with freckles >Avarage northen attractive phenotype, small nose, big eyes, etc >N...

when i was a lot younger i liked going on omegle and revealing my age like a magic trick because i got a thrill on if he would keep going

It's over. Japan is arresting the prostitutes who used to stand on the street looking for customers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NmhsnMoVT0

please fembots let me fuck your ass, i don't wanna rape anyone let this virgin pp penetrate your hopefully tight pussy

i have titty fucked a low iq girl off tinder then ghosted her

First you was talking all that shit now you dying https://youtu.be/ILmvJCB32R8?si=GPS9TIS6HlY6hAO0

would you trust this man with your daughter?

>got tricked into giving a smelly pajeet my phone number on a dating app I'm sick of this shit. Foids don't use dating apps, they don't want us to approach them, how the FUCK do you get a girlfriend i...

I believe I'm bisexual but I'm so glad I never degraded myself by having sex with men.

Dear diary, Today I scared away another guy on discord.com. I am intensely horny, lonely and crave intimacy so much. I want to love another broken person. I love men so much but they hate me s o much...

women are barely aware that they are alive and human. women just go with the flow.

Femanons why don't you become a scammer like this japanese whore? She made $1.3 million in a year by exploiting lonely men. They break down the exact steps she took in the video. https://www.youtube.c...

>hey moid, you're actually suffering from the patriarchy too, because you're not allowed to... talk about your feelings (nevermind that it's usually women who hate it, that's internalized patriarchy) ...

How do I cope with the fact that I want a woman, but I absolutely don't want a girlfriend or a wife? My ideal relationship with a woman would be the relationship between a master and a slave. I have z...

Anyone else a reformed incel? I used to be a hopeless virgin loser but I fixed up and now I'm in a committed relationship with regular sex.

Why do women's pussies dry up when they're loved, but get wet when they're abused?

In middle school my friend group leader tried to set me up with a girl but I was too autistic to get the hints. We even went on double dates lol.

White foids, is this true?

what type of engineer are you /r9k/

>*another thread about how femanon is sadly and ugly and gets no attention, oh did I mention how sad I am and I get no attention my bf left me* >never posts face or either gets outed as a troon why do...

Whose cheeks would you clap? One is my gf and the other is my friend's gf, who's got the better girl?

I KNOW THAT WOMEN DONT POST IN HERE THEY ARE LYING, FEMCELS DONT EXIST, IM NOT CRAZY, IS TROONS AND FEMBOYS DOING BAITS, DONT FALL FOR THE FEMCEL LIE, WOMEN DONT EXIT, IM NOT CRAZY, IM THE ONLY ONE WH...

What's your opinion on Taiwanese people?

I don't really understand when people say that men and women aren't that different. The differences seem vast to me. I can't relate to women at all.

Why do women get this drunk?

>be me, virgin highly masked autism + adhd-cel >get messaged by chick on dating site from not too far away >ask her the bot and catfish filtering questions >she's actually legit and messaged me specif...

r9k originally created for original memes after a while it became a place for the mentally ill which then evolved into a incel board now it's mostly a mix of all with the inclusion of the zoomers and ...

Long-term effects of alcohol misuse edition

My filipina gf looks like a darker chinese person while the rest of her family look like proper native americans with asian eyes. Wonder if her dad or grandpa got cucked by a han businessman or someth...

I wish I grew up with and had a dad. Not that he's dead or anything, just absent. He cheated on my mom with I wasn't even sentient with a younger girl and I only found out when I was a preteen and my...

>replies >images >videos >links MAKE THE CATALOG GREAT FINALLY!

My entire personality is just overanalyzing and critiquing every aspect of life. I can't enjoy anything anymore. I just do nothing but notice every flaw in every moment of everything that exists then ...

Redditor tells his dad he's a cuck

>Be me >9/10 female >Still can't find lasting love >Alone again Why is it so hard?

I am shopping for clothes online and it sucks that I can't try a bunch of them out and it gives me anxiety. Today I want to spend $200 on pants which I can afford I would just feel bad about it, espec...

why do normies think i "need" friends? i have none and thats okay. i just cant interact with them.

Why can't they cure mental illness?

>play Skyrim >create a female Nord >have her join the stormcloaks >have her marry an orc

I only fap with 2-3 fingers but my cock isn't small either. Is it a cutfag cope thing about literally fucking your fist to fap? You don't need that much effort to glide your foreskin up and down your ...

I hate my life because I will never have a girlfriend

Why don't you just act like this?

I don't want to get a gf and then have to deal with this. I think I'll just die alone.

"I love you", "idk what i'd do without you", "I care abt you" Why do people lie so easily? is it because im an attention whore self-harm freak. And that people are scared im gonna kms if they aren't "...

If crime is a matter of IQ, then what separates sub-90IQ people who commit crimes on impulse from those who are just chill and jolly retards?

robots, do you like giant S's?

Another year of college starts next month I can't speak to people, i cant express myself, i can't start or continue a conversation, I'm not an interesting person at all, but I'm the complete opposite ...

my balls have a deep musky scent right about now

keepu Dhalsim

Why should I get a bf? Why can't I just get a rose toy or one of the many other sex toys that can replicate dicks or play with my clit better than the average moid can? Or the plushies with dildos tha...