Thread 81576651

Mount Snowdon edition

I'm going to commit fucking suicide

really gay homosexual sex with homosexual gay men, who like gay sex

>8 Days of no fap
>No intentional, just too busy and no energy
>As the 8 days go by feel worse and worse
>Yesterday felt the worst I have in years
>4 cooms today
>All good now

>>81576664
aye, nofap is a jewish meme, /maxwank/ is the way to go

>>81576664
>8 Days of no fap
Based

Pretty princess crossy >.<

glaucoma lad please tell us your story in more detail. whatever the opposite of a tl;dr is. why were you bullied? how did your dad die? how the hell did you get LSD as a teenager? (we could barely get actual cannabis)

Why does this fat balding mong keep walking up the same hill?

>>81576739
Autism I reckon

>>81576726
If we're doing this, let me sort some weed first.
I'm off to paki land, I hate it there, but needs must.

x, i just want you to know that any heartfelt compliments i said during an acid trip were, in fact, the results of intense homosexual lust. purely sexual.
it's not like i like you as a person and think you're a cool guy, or anything....

>>81576739
It's relatively close and easy to get to, and easy enough to be achivable, but difficult enough that I can make notable progress each time. That said that last time I did it, I didn't take any breaks, and have done Snowdon since then, so I'd wager it's almost past it's sell by date.

>>81576746
>Exercise is autism

>>81576739
What's your issue with bald/balding people?

>>81576749
yeah with all the goodwill in the world, i'm interested. sounds rough as fuck mate.

>>81576783
>What's your issue with bald/balding people?
They're usually nonces

>>81576790
Good afternoon swanster

>>81576790
Were Des and Arthur bald mate?

>>81576795
I'm not swanster

>>81576805
Ah, balding shippy

Unemployed glaswegian dosser

>>81576814
I'm only slightly receding

>>81576825
Nowt wrong with unemployed dossers

>>81576827
Lad c'mon that was true 5 years ago, not anymore

>>81576827
Lad, you're VI at least

shippy are you still driving? since you can get to places i cant really get to in the lorry have you ever considered a detour to this little gem?

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.391123,-2.0870972,222m/data=!3m1!1e3!5m1!1e1?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MDYxNy4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

>>81576840
IVA me. It's so over

Ok, taxi has been booked, let's hope this trap house thing has weed. My mate said they are usually sat in the same place.
Ok, wallet for money, phone and a knife. Got to be prepared, I'm going into bandit country.
Wish me luck.

I'm almost a bit too wobbly for this mission, not going to lie.

>>81576856
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Nob+End/@53.552336,-2.3800264,938m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x487ba609ae58580f:0x26a79237a7359299!8m2!3d53.5528166!4d-2.3787104!16s%2Fm%2F04czffm!5m1!1e1?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MDYxNy4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

>>81576827
>only slightly receding

>>81576878
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Butthole+Ln,+Shepshed,+Loughborough/@52.776606,-1.2752399,527m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x4879e14e146ca8a5:0xe2471615a1017c!8m2!3d52.776606!4d-1.272665!16s%2Fg%2F1th6dcg6!5m1!1e1?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MDYxNy4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

>>81576827
Post hairline, big fella

Why won't Greg iron his shirt?

>>81576899
Only nonces iron their clothes

>>81576840
>tfw VI / VA
lost my hair before my virginity, well and truly over

>>81576899
Why do you care about what men wear?

>>81576856
I've driven past it once, didn't stop though. Auto Shenanigans mentioned it too. I stop at J27 services a far bit though and think of you sometimes.

>>81576911
Did his post strike a nerve, ironlet?

>>81576924
why aren't you answering?

>>81576920
>I stop at J27 services a far bit though and think of you sometimes.
thats very romantic of you lad, i do call there myself for some late night shopping sometimes, although the new jeet they have working night shift there gets on my nerves

>>81576920
Would you say youre a good driver?

>only slightly receding
Thanks for the kek, big lad

>>81576930
NTA, retard. Learn to read posts and understand them.

he's not allowed an iron since he ironed sweet little bobbin to death

garden's FULL of hedgehog poo lads
how am i meant to mow this shit

>3ch.uk
>3ch.uk
>3ch.uk

Shippy delusions

>I'm successful
>I'm intelligent
>I'm only slightly receding

>>81576965
You forgot >I have a sprog

>>81576931
I know exactly who you mean kek.

>>81576936
half a million miles since my last crash, and that one wasn't even my fault

>>81576981
Why didn't you help poley learn to drive?

In summary, Shippy is a failure

>>81576965
>>I'm only slightly receding
that wasn't even me who made the post but I see it's sent you ballistic

>>81576990
What ever happened to poley? I can't remember his blog if it still exists.

>>81576990
I'm fairly sure I did offer to drive around in a car park with him at some point. How is that going anyway? I don't remember him ever retaking the test after the first fail

>>81576996
>that wasn't even me who made the post

>>81576943
Why are you still not answering?

>>81577014
Why would I post my hairline?

>>81577012
why would I make a post then deny it 5 minutes later

Why is he obsessed with other mens hair?

>>81577033
Because your delusion has been exposed. The same reason you'll never take a real IQ test.

>>81577033
You weren't expecting the stream of ridicule that followed? (justified imo)

>>81577027
Learn to read posts and understand them.

What a shit thread. Delete this one and start again.

>>81577061
You're replying to two anons. Learn how to follow conversations.

Reckon I'd beat 90% of britfeel in a fight.

My advice to the lads here?

Read posts carefully. Because you are a mong you may have to read it several times and think about it a few ways to understand it. Please only reply after you are 100% sure what is going on. If you're still confused, be honest with yourself and don't post.

>>81577068
>you're replying to two anons

My apu makes all my posts on my behalf.

>>81577080
Thanks for the advice. If some sad cunt is posting on britfeel during peak weekend hours then he must absolutely know his stuff.

>81577080
>t. puts no effort into posts

He is in control of the strings

Da boys.. shondo stream and a gentle pitter patter of the rain. Nice chilled sunday for me ya know

>>81577080
Still waiting for you to post your hairline

feelsgoodman.exe
Mad how the stress (pregab stopped most of the stress but without it...) goes once I get the weed.
Ok, spliff time, another beer, wobble about.
Should have asked the yuong gentleman if there was a menu, I know they do stardawg, I got it.
So what is it, spliff then tell >>81576787 muh fun story.

>>81577089
Oh dear. I think you've misunderstood my post and you're having a bit of a melty.
>>81577101
Oh dear. I think you've misunderstood my post and you thought I was posting about hairlines.

No offence lads but you're exactly the kind of pair who should have read that post a bit more carefully.

>>81577097
I'm also in shondo stream. My boer wife is retiring next month so I can now no longer watch her.

>>81577088
same, i outsource mine to a chinese chat chatter apu in shanghai

>>81577114
>oh dear
>melty
You're posting some serious cringe lad, call it a night a I reckon.

Drivel compass spinning out of control

Dont enjoy anything anymore. Just sit in me room all day.

>>81577135
One man's cringe is another man's theology

>33 in less than 3 weeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtt78SW-mgg

I know Shippy well, and he's nothing short of an A-player. Get him on your side if you want to win.

>>81577169
He clubbed his cat to death with an iron. Nasty guy.

1000000 percent agree with Reform on their attitudes/potential policy regarding immigration.

Everything else - they'd be fucking ABYSMAL at.

>>81577117
Shes the only real based VT i think.. a lot of the others i know off are mega tame. Do like emi kuruma too.. i like her driving streams a lot

Bought some more Hong Wong films while the sale is on. Well it would be stupid not too wouldn't it? Course it would.

>>81577180
abysmal is an understatement. Can't beelieve the absolute boomer tier 2001-iraq copypaste dogshit I've been hearing over Iran

>>81577180
I don't agree with this, there's a lot more wrong with the country than just immigration. Even if the country was 100% English it would still be a massive shithole

>>81577191
What a waste of money lad

boxroom dollymong on a mad one again

>>81577196
Agree lad, but - reluctant to get into this - but you just know Reform policy will be austerity on steroids. Tax cuts for the rich friends of the rich Reform councillors and MPs. Just terrible economic and social policy. I can't even imagine who shegged the kids would get.

I'm part Chinese and I dont agree with racism like calling a chippy a "chinky". Would you go to a place where black people sell food and call it "going the niggery"?

>>81577204
Everything is a waste of money really.

>large margarita pizza
>pour a bag of chips from the Chinese over it
>fork out egg fried rice over that
>tuck up the bottom of the pizza
>roll it over into a wrap
>open a pot of curry sauce
>dip the wrap into that and enjoy
>Minstrels original for dessert

we have no life in life xx

>>81577191
Nice haul de lad. Got these two bad boys yesterday

>>81577237
Not if you're money-smart

>>81577236
No but there is a curry house run by a black guy here and we call it bolly wogs
Hope this helps

>>81577150
having the same shit mate
today I scrolled through my whole steam library for shit to play like 3 times, and each time i just alt tabbed back to here and youtube to waste more minutes in between doing it again

>>81577241
Thats actually pretty vile.

>>81577221
You're probably right lad. I think my point was that the other parties are grim in other areas beyond immigration, but I doubt Reform would be much better. If they ever got into government beastiaility would probably be a thing then, and they'd be saying "We're fine with teaching about trans sex in schools, but we're not having any of this woke beastiality nonsense!"

>>81577191
corrrrrrr some kino choices there lad. righting wrongs is yuen biaos best film without jackie chan or sammo hung in. taxi hunter is good, you should get ebola syndrome and untold story if you haven't already, got the same actor in

>>81577236
>Would you go to a place where black people sell food and call it "going the niggery"?
spat my chicken chow mein and egg fried rice out at this

>>81577221
Hmm. You're right about the other parties. They're all useless. Farage - while I don't actually mind him, which is easy to do if you go along with his grift - is mostly a raging narcissist lickspittle. Could you imagine him as PM? We'd be absolutely, 100 percent fucked.
Captcha:WANKW

Lots planned this coming week

I love to know where DVDlad ranks amongst the largest private DVD collections in the UK

>>81577241
I'm 23 years old and even this gave me indigestion pains just reading this.

>>81577290
>is mostly a raging narcissist lickspittle
Not the guy you're talking to, but I never trust a fella who's like "dont worry chaps I'm just a regular lad like you!" when in reality he's got money and connections everywhere, and is basically a tory who just drinks at a local instead of a gentleman's club.

>>81577265
Brutal. Im not even depressed mate. I just don't see any reason to go outside besides getting food or buying something that isnt on Amazon.

>>81577241
>Minstrels original for dessert

>>81577290
>Farage - while I don't actually mind him
I can stand him personally, utterly repulsive individual, I'd still reluctantly vote for him though

>>81577290
meant for: >>81577273, apologies

>>81575504
I know what you mean, one distro is like another, packet managers aside and desktop environment.
>is there anything decent in zorin os pro or did you just want to support the developers?
Besides 'premium' desktops nothing you can't install yourself, like inkscape, ability to install .exe and msi, so pro comes with wine and play one linux already installed.
I didn't pay for Pro 17, I hacked the keys on core hahahaha.
>>81575514
>im currently enjoying a thinkpad x230
I wished I had got something with a better mouse/trackpad, the x240 has massive travel when you want to left/right click and those functions are built into the whole pad, whereas the x230 has separate buttons. I just use a bluetooth mouse.
Did you buy from new or used, do you have any gripes with it?

[Edit]
Sorry for rambling, lads.

>>81577317
Interesting. We're the opposite. You can't stand him but would vote for him, I don't 'mind' him and would never, ever vote for Reform

>>81577300
Anything good, or stuff you're dreading?

>>81577312
Fucking hell we're identical lad. I just stroll to the shops to buy shit and then keep staring at amazon for shit I don't need. My walks to the shops are about the only thing I feel compelled to do anymore as I like the stroll as well as needing the grub.

I dunno if I'm depressed either but I am definitely apathetic and unfulfilled.

>>81577339
stuff im dreading desu

lollers likes to portrait himself as a fun and nice guy but dont be fooled. given the chance he would rape a child

>>81577300
I've just got work, and fucking shite work at the moment unfortunately.

>>81577249
Nice one lid is that Cobra show any good. Didn't care for T2 much but it's alright.
>>81577274
Aye I'll have to get the Ebola Syndrome and that eventually. I was trying to go for ones I never heard of in this sale specifically.
>>81577301
Probably people with thousands more than me definitely.

>>81577307
I don't mind really posh people that are otherwise down to earth. When you see some purple haired goblin with 50 tattoos, I can't relate to that despite them possibly being of a similar background and income level to me. The multi-millionaire law firm owner could be easy to get on with though

>>81577333
I've never cared about personality in politics. It's mostly a front anyway so a person's appearance should be discarded. Someone like Jeremy Corbyn I find extremely likable and down to earth, but I'd never vote for him

>>81577406
>Nice one lid is that Cobra show any good. Didn't care for T2 much but it's alright.
I' not sure, the synopsis looks good. Only found out about it when someone in brit/pol/ mentioned the actual COBRA. I liked Trainspotting and and been close to getting T2 many times but never actually did, decided I might as well get it while it's there

>>81577413
>The multi-millionaire law firm owner could be easy to get on with though
Only when your interests suit his, and chances are he has a different face for every person he wants to get chummy with.
I don't really think he's ACTUALLY down to earth but very good at giving the impression he is.

I am cynical though, I hate pretty much every single politician at this point as they all seem to change stance as long as it suits their goals.

There is more to life than driving a van for minimum wage

>>81577326
>did you buy new or used

used lad. back in 2020 during the wuhan flu
i got a steal at the time, some guy on gumtree selling a stack of ex business machines. pretty sure i paid 130 quid, and that was including a dock, and the largest capacity battery.
only negatives, the trackpad was quite worn and had a shiny spot on it that didn't feel very nice, but didn't bother me much as i like using the nipple anyways, if i'm not using a mouse at my desk. thing runs silent, and can output to 2 monitors just fine for general tasks, it's basically replaced my desktop for the last few years since i stopped giving a shit about gaming.

>>81577443
Then why are all the minimum wage van drivers more satisfied with life than me

>>81577241
>>Minstrels original for dessert
just reminded me these exist, gonna have to get myself some now, thanks lid

>>81577440
This notion that the rich and posh are unrelatable and not down to earth is literally a psy-op. Of course at the extreme ends you get some really snobbish people, but often Posh people are just like anyone else, with a lot more money and slightly different hobbies, they are not fundamentally different.

Bf bought Sainsburys own brand air spray instead of Febreze. Not womfy and not happy one bit.

Sneedhaps time to see a doctor about my frequent illness and farting issues. Why do I fear them so much idk.

>>81577487
lend me 20-25 (call it 30) quid until the weekend, i'll get it sorted lad

>>81577487
Cutting out sneed oils should have improved your flatulence chika give it another week

>>81577445
HAHAHA same as me I got mine during lock down too, I think I paid 180, it came refurbished and with a new SSD installed. It hasn't let me down once. I can't understand why some lads are paying top whack for a new lappy like a Dell, HP or whatever, that they don't game on.
If you decide to start gaming again you could nab yourself a second hand PS3 for nostalgia games, jailbreak it and you can play PS2 and 1 games on it.

>>81577443
>There is more to life than driving a van for minimum wage
like what?

>>81577551
shagging fatties who make good mince and tatties

>>81577531
Hmm. This true, sneedhaps have to give it some time for my tummy to reheal itself.

I had Kimchi for good tummy bacteria last night. Might be the cause. Whatever.

What are you watching tonight lads?
For me it's Kingdom of Heaven Director's Cut Roadshow Version.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0320661/

>>81577565
>Hmm. This true, sneedhaps have to give it some time for my tummy to reheal itself.
Not him, but I have constant tummy trouble, and any sort of gastro issue can legit take weeks if not a couple months to sort out. That shit just takes a loooong time to wind down.

>Hang on tightly, let go lightly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XojuKGu2EQQ

For me it's Boost

>>81577591
why did they make the wrapper art look like a blown out arsehole blowing chunks

>>81577344
>I am definitely apathetic and unfulfilled.
Yeah same lad. I just don't know what can make me happy desu. I've worked before so it's not like I haven't tried it. I think it's just the feeling of being fulfilled. Like office work doesn't do much for me.

>>81577579
Off for a slight flutter on the slots and to get some steps in, dubs and I get a slots milf shag

Nonceling

>>81577603
Work is honestly the last thing I've got that gives me some satisfaction. Not cos my job is official fleshlight tester or anything, but it's a purpose and I do like the job more than most other wagies. Without work I think I'd be way more likely to blow my brains out.
Got a note of all the shit I should do or said I wanted to do, haven't done any of them. Can never work up the motivation to start.
At most the only new enjoyment I get is watching shit in the garden from time to time.

>>81577579
>>81577614
Im probably the same age as the guy in this and for some reason he looks like a man and I look like a child

>>81577551
Buying shitty Hong Kong films on Blu-ray for instance.

>>81577614
>slots milf

>>81577631
>shitty
not enough superheroes and quips for you, buddy?

>>81577629
Just looked it up and he was 33, I thought he was 28 for some reason

/deepfeel/: Clive Owen is Ebin's biological father

2 Toby's I could get tomorrow, very close together, but I can only get 1

>>81577326
my x220 trackpad is dogshit anyway its unusuable in the summer will raise the temps of my room by 5c and melt a hole in my lap. dont recommend them in 2025

>>81577683
>my town had 2 Gregs, one at either end of the town basically, bout a 20/30 minute walk between them
>went to college
>sometimes 2 or 3 hour gaps between lessons
>too much time to sit around and wait but not enough for me and mates to go home and come back
>one day go to gregs at one end, closest to collect
>get some sausage rolls and slices
>walk through town eating them, getting to the other gregs
>get more
>eat that all the way back, only stopping in HMV to play the shit display games
Miss college days like you wouldnt believe

after you go noncing some cult tracks you down and goes, "well done, you have passed the test, we know it wasn't REALLY about attraction, it was about breaking the rules," and invites you into their circle.

>>81577647
Doubt the mong even watches them to be honest.

>>81577629
Were grown up shotas. Sends schizmallow into a rage for some reason

>>81577648
Brutal. I'm 33 and I look like a child lol. Maybe its cause I'm Asian

>>81577723
Opinion on Ugly Dolls de lid?

>>81576758
You didn'ttsay anything weird. Am glad u seem to be feeling better today.x

Fat mong sat alone in the dark watching dvds all day everyday

The basedometer is off the fucking charts here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6OCcM5DoyE

been in bed all day but mumberg hasnt bought any snacks im hungry de lads upset and hungry

>>81577727
Smenk? Hope you're well fren

>>81577741
>sat alone in the dark watching dvds all day everyday

>>81577723
>Were grown up shotas

>tfw no grown up shota bf
Life is pain

>>81577740
haha cheers marra, you were right about sleeping on it
hope you're having a good one

What differentiates a Hong Mong film from a Chinese film?

if i had a gf we could spoon and watch cartoons sadly life is suffering xx

>>81577773
country of origin

>>81577783
They're basically the same (including Taiwan in this too).

>>81577761
Whats a shota

Do people look down on lads with long hair? I'm trying to grow my hair to similar length to Aragorns but my brother said long hair is gay and not professional, so companies won't hire you.

Pic related

>>81577799
A little boy who pulls MILFs in Tokyo.

>>81577799
something that gets you put on a list here nowadays
loli but male

>>81577591
For me its the humble starbar
Just doing its bit and always overlooked.
Y'are what ye eat n thaa

Just set up a gofundme.. how bummy am i. Begging for choccy funds. I hate ny life recently. Sat watching the Simpsons: Lisas lessons.. never heard of these ones but see how they are

Gna eat some shite for T bc i woke up too late nd am home alone

>>81577799
Nonce shit

>>81577811
Starbar, Boost and Picnic are my favourites. Yeah, I'm based.

>>81577737
I like them u got one?x

>>81577806
>long hair is gay and not professional, so companies won't hire you.
Motherfucker that is a retarded statement. If a place won't hire you for long hair, that's illegal. Or it's like working for a bank where they have strict appearance codes like the brown shoes thing (but even then a ponytail can look smart if you groom even a little).

All I know is I've had long hair since I was about 21 and it has never been a problem for something like getting hired. In fact there are multiple people I know with long hair who have never once come to me and said it made their life hard.
Girls in fact typically like my hair weirdly, had some play with it for fucking ages and asked what I do to keep it so nice (which is fucking nothing, much to their dismay).

The only shitter with longer hair is that "middle" period where its not short but not long and constantly in your fucking eyes but its too short to put behind your ears or tie.
Well and knots I guess but there's hairbrushes for that.

Is Boku no Pico still a meme or what? That shit was like the anime rick roll.

>>81577806
keep it a good length and learn how to style and take care of it and it can look good, your brother is retarded

It's chucking it down. YES!!! Moar rain please!

>>81577799
You know what a loli is? Shota is the male version

Pretending to be long since left the thread posters as a substitute for having a life.

>>81576787
Do you really want the life story? I've written a fair bit. Sorry for taking so long, I've only just finished chapter 2. Taking a min before chapter 3.

>>81576158
Perchance bc you played it before the expansion came out nd ppl say that the new version is better,,Thats why i wanted to try it again anyway,not got round to it though

>>81577843
>>81577852
So this length is okay for men's hair?

>>81577870
It's more that I never played the DLC, and I keep seeing "cool little touches the game did that no one noticed" videos and 1 and 2 are the only ones I really remember getting stuck into.

I heard Scholar of the First Sin was a bad version. I saw that it looked like they took the "its too easy" complaint way too seriously and the opening area became basically just a gankfest.

I have a 1300 page comedy fantasy manuscript about an alcoholic P.I. who kills himself and wakes up in Hell only to be recruited by Satan to find out if his wife is having an affair.

>>81577864
Am interested as well desu

Enjoying CvS2 a lot. It's so much fun

>>81577873
1. You should not care about this kind of shit.
2. No one cares outside of school bullies or chavs who go "OI POOF" (who typically are not going to be in positions of employing others)

I can say I get negative comments or reactions to my hair like once every 3 years max, and usually drunk chavs yelling at me on a night out.

Had long hair down to my arse since I was a teenager and only ever got compliments apart from the odd drunken chav like the other anon said or the occasional Jesus comment.

>>81577923
>or the occasional Jesus comment
I had the exact same shit only recently lmao, but thats just because of having a beard with it.
Was just another chav to get the combo of both "its jesus" and "chav".

Fat lonely bastard spending every last penny he has on shite dvds to fill the void but it'll never enough to fill a gap that big

>>81577864
i do yeah. interest = piqued. smoke your plants and tell us your tale, Gandalf-style.

>>81577923
>>81577939
>wahey, JESUS!

years later and it STILL. HURTS. ;__;

>>81577941
Only thing sadder than doing it would be to sit around posting your seething about it.

>>81577941
often think about fat lonely men, do you? their voids? filling them?

>>81577941
I do other things than watch DVDs but I've always been interested in films since a young age. I was out with family enjoying the weather today so seethe some more why don't you

>>81577881
Oh ye sunken king.Bloody hell man i forgot all that stuff.Yeah i dont know desu its just having the new version i guess is a reason to go back n do it all again and it wont be exactly the same kinda thing.I had mixed feelings about 2.But one thing about it. The PVP was fun. So that kept me on it. Now id wonder since the online is most likely dead af,If it would be the same now in that sense too.PArts of the game was definitely kino.Dont remember what its called but the bit i think near the end where its up a mountain with loads of bridges n dragons.That was kewl.Some bits were really kewl n some bits were completely shite.But yea.I cant remember whats a good build for ds2.I could start 1 or bloodborne now nd still make something good but i cannae mind what was the script with 2 so theres research to do as well which pits me off cus am lazy.In all likelihood I probably just did dex the first time like i usually do.But itd be kewl to try something different.I hardly ever do str.Just dex or pyro or pure int.But in DS2 i mind having a Priscilla cosplay for PVP on the bridge the fire kinda place so I guess that wouldve been dex for the scythe.

>>81577873
sure mate, i keep mine cut off the shoulders

>>81577954
Why? I didn't give a shit.
Funnily enough I was walking with my parents and there was some guy going "YOU LOOK LIKE JESUS", and my mum just turned to me and went "you don't look like jesus, jesus was fucking brown and middle eastern". Didn't expect that.

>>81577975
NTA but Bloodborne really doesn't have much build variety compared to the rest of the games IMO. One of the reasons I didn't love it.

>>81577853
Good answer, rains gorgeous.. just been watching in from the window and seen an apu in the wild hopping around in plants. The water must have drawn him out

>>81577975
>Dont remember what its called but the bit i think near the end where its up a mountain with loads of bridges n dragons
Dragon Island or whatever. I liked the fact that the dragons wouldnt attack you if you hit their eggs, and if you did they started destroying bridges. It's shit like that no one really knew about.

I usually do dex too just cos I try to avoid shield spam, on my first goes I just do a generico "jack of all trades" knight normally.
Only DS1 I really experimented with builds I'd say, but Great Scythe was still my favourite.

>>81577982
>Why? I didn't give a shit.
because they could have taken the time to get to know me, then make constructive criticism of my character. instead, they singled out one or two aspects of my appearance.

if you ask me, it's another form of racism.

>>81577998
>I liked the fact that the dragons wouldnt attack you if you hit their eggs
If you DIDNT hit their eggs
I'm shit at typing, apparently.

>>81577991
I kinda liked that, it felt like the combat fully concentrated down to the core mechanics, and I didn't explore builds too much anyway. But I can see why it's a bummer for people who do.

Love in Elden Ring you can kill the big dragon mummy while all her kids seethe. Or just keep farming her kids. It lush.

>>81578008
If it's just that easy to rile you then I dunno how you made it so far.
They're just chavs. Didn't you spend all of secondary school getting calli8ng everything "gay" as well as being called "gay" to the point that it meant nothing?

Ohh yeah ds2 had HEX as well.That was a epic build.Maybe its nerfed now.

Dark Souls 2 area where you can't see shit nearly made me break my controller from rage.

>>81578035
You've got a torch m8 use it
If anything I'm sad they didn't keep it with the original visuals to make it even more necessary, one of the first major downgrades from the trailers I remember.

>>81577941
DVDlad is a good lad and a staple of /britfeel/, honestly love seeing it when he posts a new haul

>>81578044
Kek, still a pain in the bollocks though. The Gutter I think the area was. I'm one of the weirdos who actually likes DS2.

This week was really rough, but we new week in life x

>>81578066
Yeah I get it.
I liked DS2 too, honestly I like it more than 3 and ER. I couldn't fucking be bothered to finish either of them. DS3 I've tried multiple times but always get fucking bored around Anor Londo. And then so much time passes I forget where I was and would probably need a restart, and can't be arsed.
DS2 I did want to finish, although it was a slog at parts. The Gutter I was more annoyed for all the poison bullshit.

>>81577884
>>81577942
I'm nearly done, I had to have a break it brought back some feefee's, ring a mate, wobble about, now I'll finish up, chapter 3 shouldn't be too bad long. (*he hopes*).
You want them posting as I'm done, or all together ? (in separate posts).

>>81578077
Fucking hate all the poison bollocks in all these games whether that's Blighttown, The Gutter or the red areas from Elden Ring.

>>81578021
i learned to blend in. stood up for the gays. got on with the chavs.
in a way, i WAS Jesus.

>>81578105
I too sat in the middle where I was too nerdy to fit in with the chavs but either psycho or funny enough to let them leave me alone or just banter. It still meant all they did was call me and everyone else "gay" and I did the same.
They could be watching porn a guy fucking railing a girl and still go "thats gay" and it was the norm

>>81578101
not expecting James Joyce lad, i guess just break it up into (x/y) posts with some time for us to read them.

lads get uppity about dumping long posts. also paragraphs for some reason (fuck 'em, it's what makes text easier to read).

>>81578101
I'd vote for all at once, in a (1/3), (2/3), (3/3) format

The Inbetweeners was basically a documentary.

Edgbaston spontaneously going on a day trip to Scarborough and getting the sudden urge to gamble in a slots arcade

>>81578122
weird how 'gay' was our go-to word, wonder if it still is for youths. maybe they just call things 'trans'. lad breaks down in tears on the playground, he's trans, a proper big tranny.

>>81578035
You have torches and a bunch of lightable parts fren

Made schizomum cry again. Kept insisting she had abandoned me on a bus as a toddler, reassured her it never happened, but she wasnt having it. Tbf she did abandon me a few times, but never so dangerously. Just leaving me with psychofather. Make her cry almost every time I visit nowadays, but she keeps asking me questions with unpleasant answers.
People tell me to just lie, put a happy face on, but me and mum always talked frankly like this, from when I was very little - the only thing she could do for me was listen, and console. How am I meant to be any other way? Debate just sitting in silence, or reading her a book, just dont know

>>81578123
>>81578125
I'll finish the 3rd, and hope it isn't too long.

>>81577998
Great scythe is based.Lifehunt scythe as well but its kina tedious to use all the time.Adding pyro to a dex build spices it up a bit,,they go well together, doesnt need int points just attunement

>>81578142
I assume it's not because it's the most "evil" thing nowadays, being antigay.
It's a shame, as I think half the reason my generation isn't as sensitive as the current zoomies is because we WERE so brutal with each other and you learned early on that really words mean fucking nothing and it was the context that did.

Whereas now calling something gay I imagine gets you pulled into timeout and a lecture on stonewall or some shit. Then they wonder why all the coddled and censored kids can't handle offensive or challenging ideas anymore.

Yes I am saying being called a "gay faggot twat" at school repeatedly improved me as a person.

>>81578176
I am a poser so I was following things EpicNameBro did, and being a cartwheeling DEX build with the great scythe was honestly boner inducing, so it was my go-to fun build of DS1. Fuck it makes me wanna do it again.

Only time I didn't do it was when I did NG+ SL1, as really reinforced club was the only way to get through that shit.

>>81578077
Agree with u about ds3 can never get into it,tried to force myself

Ebin could be balls deep in gambling addict pussy right now

>>81578177
>half the reason my generation isn't as sensitive as the current zoomies is because we WERE so brutal with each other
Ditto. I exaggerate in doing so, but I always think of my secondary experience as gladiator school. I was a soft, naive little boy in primary. Being subject to constant violence, vicious and banterous, from bully and friend alike, and learning to fight back did me a world of good, even if it was traumatic.

>>81578216
I think for me it was very rare when it genuinely crossed the line. Some chavs always took it too far, and one girl basically tormented me with sexual shit as she was trying to bully her friend who apparently crushed on me, but typically it was legit just "boys will be boys" bantz. A weird mix of honest "fuck off i dont like you" and "calm down mate just avin a giggle".
The only downside from it is I've never really matured, so there's always a 1% chance one day at work I will accidentally call a customer's thing "gay". Enough drama from calling my manager a "retard" over 10 times.

>>81578213
Ebin is too brainy for such trivial things

>>81578191
Hehe the flip ring its fun.I like the what do u call it.Quelaags sword the fire one.I think it was Forward + R1 did a forward attack then backflip that was pretty satisfying to use.That wsa a good dex sword.Nice job sl1.I could never do that.Cant imagine doing 4 kings n stuff with sl1.

>>81578216
>>81578237
thing is, bullying is universal, i doubt it'll ever go away 'these days'. if some kid crosses the line, whatever's going on with him/her, he/she just will. the most obvious one is physical fighting.

the one that boiled my piss was when kids discovered you could slap someone really hard in both ears and it caused this sudden shock/ringing. fell into the 'wahey, just a laugh' category, but i swear it gave me tinnitus.

>>81578354
>I could never do that.Cant imagine doing 4 kings n stuff with sl1.
There were tactics for it. Reinforced Club would stagger most bosses, and 4 Kings are easy if you rush them down.

Never had a bigger satisfaction than beating O+S with it.

imagine having a girlfriend haha

Havent put deodorant one in 2 weeks now I stink of BO lol

>>81578391
>imagine having a girlfriend haha
couldn't be me

one of the kids at our school was actually gay, realised in year 9. everyone said he should have to use the girls' toilets, the teachers found out, and said yeah he just should.

overall it was fine and the girls were fine with it, he got on with them. but fucking hell, as an adult now, fuck those teachers.

>>81578385
Oic but with the low health as well must take some patience dodging everything Did you use summons?

>>81578412
One of my teachers used to describe himself, and was described by other teachers, as 'The most educated man from Birmingham', such a bizarre thing thinking back on. To be fiar he did have 2 PhDs, but soemtimes randomly when arguing with people he'd just say "You're talking to the most educated man from Birmingham, who do you think's right here?"

>>81578412
>one of the kids at our school was actually gay,
One of my mates was gay in high school. He ALWAYS denied it but he had that gay camp voice. I remember one time I was sat next to him in French lesson and I told him my zipper on my trousers was broken (it actually was so my fly was open all day) and he kept trying to ask me to show him lmao. But I kept slouching into my chair. Finally after we left school he updated his Instagram with a LGBT flag. I think he was just afraid of admitting it in school.

give me the rundown on thinkpads, why do 4channers like them so much?

Ruth was only 3 years old when this song was released.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL3AiuTsbOU

>>81578123
>>81578125
Would you be angry if it was 4 chapters?
I've done life story up till I left work.
I'll do 3 and tell you what is happening now.
Build up of plaque on my brain (waiting for neurology appointment in a couple of weeks), could be alzheimers.
Left side of my body, I have issues with coordination a bit on both lower and upper limb, and my knee and ankle aren't really stable as I'm losing muscle mass (so losing strength) I'm unstable)
Incontinence, bladder and bowel, just can't hold it in once I get the toilet time feeling.
Glaucoma, something is blocked in my eye and fluid builds up, then I have days of migraines (still waiting on appointments so taking OTC shit)

hey hey ho ho donald trump has got to go

>>81578496
JUST POST YOUR FUCKING STORY

JESUS

>>81578496
4 chapters is fine lad

>>81578412
There was a group of gays/trans/nonbinaries in my sixth form, and one of the gays had HIV, and of course everyone found out, and he was a pariah. Outside of his circle nobody would speak to him, or sit near him, he was basically invisible. Feel bad for the lad

>>81578427
Nah I tried not to use summons.
The idea is that you were largely naked with a few light clothes that had some good resistances, and then really it was just dodge and don't get hit.
A lot of bosses were definitely one-shots or close enough but there were tricks.

I remember watching this guy's series on it to learn how to do it, if you're interested: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYk2EK7EngpkYXIlvo9fglTAqD63WLqoe

Listening to music won't get me a gf

>>81578514
It was his choice to pack fudge. I wouldn't feel sorry for him.

This might (will) be long, so I'll start by apologising.
OK, first day of junior school (this is the second thing that stuck in muh memoty, 1st was the day my sister was born) the big bully of the school headbutted me, busted nose and all that. Then his brother was in my year, and he started "bullying me", just the usual be mena, embarass, that tyoe if thing, nothing extreme or too violent. I remember near the end of junior chool time, he was bullying another kid, and I thought NO! it's not right him bullying other, so went over and he was trying to force the kid to eat dirt, and I went to him, and started putting dirt in my mouth (thinking if I do what he says, he won't bully the other kid). Then he started trying to get me to stop eating it (the bully), then he buggered off somewhere, and everyone looked at me like I was a dickhead (because I was, but in some way I stopped him bullying the other kid. Result eh, I still think of that and feel good in some way).
Secondary wasn't too bad, I was quiet and good at stuff, but still a bit of bullying but only name calling and generally being treat like a dick (by some, not all) I started playing rugby. amd loved it. My dad became a coach, and because he was a really good and fun person everyone loved him, so I think they didn't mind me. I was good at rugby, do any role needed, multiple positons, TEAM PLAYER. I do remember one thing that kind of upset some. We were meant to play a team for sp
ome cup thing, and they were 1 player short, so my dad kind of volunteered me to play for the opposition. I had a right game, scored a try, played my best, but just as the whisle was about to go, my proper team were about to score (to win), and I tackled the lad and stopped them scoring.
Not lon after that my dad had a stroke 1 night. Blahblah funeral and stuff, then I next remember I was called into the headmasters office, and they switched which house, then I started doing other classes with other people, the bullying stopped.

>>81578447
yeah there were other gay kids who kept their head down, social media made stalking easy and i guess it was obvious in hindsight.

maybe things are different now, but i feel like "keep your head down" was probably the smartest move. it was just direct bullying out of teenage homophobia, the fuck else can you do? just not be gay?

(this kid was a prick and my friend punched him, but that was separate to his gayness.)

>>81578505
Might be more, that first had too many characters, kek.

>>81578521
I'm well aware of that m8.

>>81578530
:___; we know how part of this ends (i'm so sorry already lad)

>>81578237
Sexual bullying from a female? You're lucky kek. I did have one of the popular girls give me a lap dance while her friends laughed, but I just enjoyed it. What really bothered me in school was the male on male sexual assault - penis twisting, ball squeezing, even got a finger up my arse in the PE changing rooms once. I was a bully too, but I never battered anybody or sexually violated them.
>>81578376
>fell into the 'wahey, just a laugh' category
Its always a laugh until it isnt. The amount of genital related abuse in my school, I wouldnt be shocked if half the lads ended up infertile

oh my fucking days its so humid, out the shower and I'm sweating like fuck rn, not even got clothes on

>>81578527
Couldve been rape, but I doubt it. Im not a fan of faggotry, but to be a teenager with HIV must be a very heavy burden. Cant help but feel sympathy

>Since Fisher didn't like the industry standard solution of using double-sided tape, it became necessary before each take to have a wardrobe person check to ensure that her breasts were still snug inside the costume top (and several scenes had to be re-shot when "wardrobe malfunctions" occurred).
release the wardrobe malfunction edition lucas

Ruth had over 5 pints yesterday

>>81578565
This is going to be too much for 4chins post, chapter 2 is 2867 characters.
I'm close to being mashed, everything is wobbly. Might pop it on a paste bin, or screenshot the sticky note.
Worst story ever, I'd say,sack the writer.

>>81578527
Being gay isn't a choice any more than being Shippy is a choice.

>>81578588
>Sexual bullying from a female? You're lucky kek
In hindsight yeah it's "hot" but at the time it was just fucking strange and I had no idea what to do. She was fronting on me but clearly didn't want to go further.

Would like to know Crossy's opinion on Snood.

>>81578588
>What really bothered me in school was the male on male sexual assault - penis twisting, ball squeezing, even got a finger up my arse in the PE changing rooms once

That is mad. There was nothing like that at my school.

>>81578618
I remember girls trying to sexually bully me but they weren't the type of girls I was attracted to so I just didn't even react at all, not in any way. It was just meaningless words to me from these ugly girls.

If they had been attractive maybe it would have meant something to me. Something bad then. Something hot now.

>>81578530
>>81578565
This should go after
I switched houses.
kind of stopped seeing my group of mates I had. Then the chad in our year started hanging out eith me, and we became good mates. Then I just coasted bully wise, I was left alone. Still people didn't like me, but they kept it to themselves.

I really hope the Iran's secure some sort of positive result from this, they have half a ton of 60% enriched uranium at least. Hopefully they just drop it on a US base and give them all cancer

>>81578588
>even got a finger up my arse in the PE changing rooms once
oh god yeah i remember this one.
the fuck was going on man. i get it if it's primary school kids who don't know what they're doing, or a lad who's a bit...slow, but this was in our early teens. you'd think the obvious response would be, "bit gay, that. sticking your finger up someone's arsehole."
but nah, it's another form of horseplay. in their own strange logic. (please just actually smack me instead, ta.)

Part 2 of fuck knows how many.

Schools done, JOB time, that's not much, couple of job attempts at starting out in life blablahbollocks. Then I found out about drugs. Bought hash, resin, gold bar, squidgy black, trippy black (squidgy dipped in lSD). Got a contact for trtips, could get anything, all sorts of strenghts, had some mad nights, we used to go to an old warehouse where bands practiced, amd we would go there and have trips and stuff and hangout with the bands, Paradise lost practiced in the warehouse, they were really good. Then a mate of a mate could get smack, so me and another mate tried it, loved it. Then I turned 18, did smack for a fair bit, did some unpleasant thngs, sold all my gaming stuff (SNES and my collection of games, mega drive and it's games, atari lynx and games), sold everything I had. And then I started selling things other people had. Proper wrongun stuff, got kicked, ended up getting hit by someone because I got taken in for questioning over something and he thought I'd grassed on him for something, but I'd not. That was for robbnig my mum's house when they went on holiday. My memory isn't the gest, and it was boring then, I started training to be a chef, but also taking smack after work.

>>81578668
Then got an opportunity to move down south, posh pub in brummy land. I went down there to com off smack, but only lasted 3 days, got weed and ended up telling the lad I worked with about smack. Got shunned on the 3rd night, left out of going for drinks (like a soft twat I was ringing the lad for about an hour before I got the message, that being FUCK OFF). Got busted smoking weed by the owner, and he wanted a serious talk the following day. Next day I woke up early and fucked ff to the trainstation. Back home to my mates and smack. My memory is hazy then, no "crime" other than pestereing my mates mum and my mum for money. 21st birthday I was at home as per, eating muh birthday meal (homemade cheese and bacon quice roast potatoes and beans, and various cakes over the years), mu choice of film and they said ANYTHING so I deceded on chopper, never seen it but knew what it was about, so warned my mum and stepdad. Blahblahblah years pass, a few incidents in paki land, nothing too much, had 1 big lad try to rob my trainers, but I did the ole what's that behind you, legged it when he turned around, noped the fuck out. Then after a bit (around 24) I was basically living at my mate house (the one I've done everything with, apart from the crime stuff I made sure he never got involved with that), I woke up and thought "I've had enough", my mate agreed, ao we went to an organisation, got put on subutex (probably not the correct spelling). Cut down with the Dr monitoing the reduction, themn got to 10ml and he was saying just stay on it for a month see how I feel about it. So I reduced it myself, 5ml for a week, then 2ml for a week, then nowt. Done.

>part of online 4chan related community for a decade
>people come and go, core group persists
>woman joins, all the men have their turn at wooing without result
>dont join in and just vibe as usual
>after a year she starts dropping hints at me
>initiate contact, start calling/gaming together
>call for hours every day, fall asleep on call
>suddenly ghosts me, but hangs around community still
>go back to vibing, but have lingering feelings
>year later message her privately, ask wtf, says her feelings havent changed at all, just chronically avoidant of intimacy
>start calling again, one time we call for three days straight
>starts breadcrumbing
>says she cares for me a great deal, but doesnt believe she is capable of having a relationship with anybody
>go back to acting like we are just two members of the same community and nothing more
Drives me mental. I know the most likely conclusion I should draw is shes saying the same thing to every fella, but its quite a close knit group - everything comes out eventually. Taking her at her word, and thus cant truly fault her, but finding the hope torturous.

>>81578594
Taps aff x
>>81578628
I like the :O! pic <<

>>81578668
>trippy black (squidgy dipped in lSD)

Not a thing. Direct flame destroys LSD. It's not smokable.

Part something.
I somehow (by being fucken handsome) got into a couple of relationships, but the first one she had kids and one day I was wlking int the house and heard her and her mother talking about me, saying just stay with him, he's good with the kids. I just turned round and walked off, went back to my mum's and fired up the playstaion, never went back. Saw her years later, and she tried to talk to me and be all flirty, but I just said ey up (friendly northern greeting) then walked off.
I was dossing for a bit drinking and smoking, then me and my mate (the one I've done more or less everything with) went to holland for work, doing demolition for a week, the lads were sound (there ws a word called schwafel [probably incorect spelling, sorry], because one day we wer stuck in traffic and one of the guys jumped out and started humping a speed camera, proper going at it, and all other drivers were cheering shouting schwafel, which meant something like to vigourosly fuck something, I think) after me and another lad were in a supermarket and a fit bird walked past, so I nudged him and said schwafle? (about the lass). He got excited YES YES, and when we got back to the van, he told the story to his mates in dutch, then all of a sudden they were properly decent with us, talking more in english, I was attempting some dutch words, they loved it, we loved it. We finished the job, but no more work, I rang the agency, they said no work, good luck, then hung up.

>sold all my gaming stuff (SNES and my collection of games, mega drive and it's games, atari lynx and games)

one of you fuckers is going to get hung up on this.

LET THE MAN TELL HIS STORY. WE'RE SLOWLY GETTING THERE.
YOU CAN TALK ABOUT GOLDEN AXE AFTERWARDS.

>>81578697
Well something happened, because a mate and I had it n some bucket bongs and tripped. He had to stop at a friend's house that we stumbled to, as he thought there was a witch in the gardens looking for us.

>>81578689
>>woman joins, all the men have their turn at wooing without result
every single time, the worst thing is it happening here though, you'd have thought lads on /r9k/ would have more sense

>>81578631
Yeah it really was mad, I tell people this shit and they call me a bullshitter, but it happened on a daily basis. The most insane part is I went to a school in a posh leafy Surrey village, but all of the kids were from rougher areas/housing estates in the surrounding area. To this day I struggle with hands being placed on my genital/thigh area, even by women.
>>81578667
Its domination, nothing else to it. They dont need to be gay, or to get off on assaulting you, its about making you lesser - making you like a woman. In their mind at least. Same dynamic with prison rape.

>>81578689
>just chronically avoidant of intimacy
>breadcrumbing

Oof. Not good lad. She's not giving you a proper ending so it's playing on your mind. She probably isn't saying the same things to other lads in your online group, but she probably is having physical relationships with men in real life while she's saying all this to you. It wouldn't be normal human behaviour for a young woman to not be shagging anyone.

>>81578700
Begged parents to help us get back, had to do a runner from the digs we were at (I wrote a note explaining and said sorry, said what had happened blahblah we're stuck here)
Back home, dossing for a bit (as per), got a job with an agency at a nestle factory in 09 (fuck knows my age then, I'm on pregab and on a mission), got to be supervisor eventually, went for an interview for nestlem but one of the lads got a practice test paper (his parents worked at the factory, it's not what you know it's who you know type thing), got the job, then my health went downhill. Surgey on hemmorhoids, not much time off for that. Blahblah wagie stuff. Fell for a polish lass, but I fucked that up when at her house after work one morning, she had said something about a lad talknig to a manager about smoking weed, I went mental (in my head) and need a spliff, left her. Moment gone, getting weird looks at work due to the fuck up with the lass. I swapped shifts after 1 of the lads started the main bproduction conveyor when I was trying to fix an issue with it. It statrted moving when I was in an awkward spot. I went mental at bhim, and my boss sugested I swap shifts. Nothing done to the lad as he was a manager.

I wonder what conversations have gone on in the 2nd city. It's quite plausible literally not even 1 conversation has ever happened, and quite possible many have occured

Mad how so many gay lads have the stereotypical gay voice.

Strawbs x

>>81578731
I did warn you, an anon asked so I obliged. Yes I have written a load of shite, and fucked up the formatting of it all.
I put the name, you can highlight it, and filter it. Or just laugh at me, I don't really care desu.

>>81578700
>I was attempting some dutch words, they loved it, we loved it
Waarom hebben /britfeel/ zoveel wie nederlands kunnen spreken? Ik denk 4, maar mischien meer dat wij over niet weten.

>>81578757
Same as autism voice

>>81578768
Forgot pic x strawbs

>>81578788
Some autistic lads with it aren't even gay. Such as Ebin or "Ebbo" as he is now known on YouTube

>>81578741
I thought this too, but we called/texted almost half the day for months. I know a lot about her life, full name, workplace, her friend circle, where she goes for socials. 99% of the time, she is sat in front of her computer playing games/in Discord calls. Her friend circle treat her like a pet, theyre aware shes on the spectrum and let her tag along to concerts, from which her mum picks her up...
Its baffling, so baffling I think she is telling me the truth. Also claims to be a KHHV, which is absurd because shes the type of woman men drool over. Maybe its all lies, but I just cant see anyone consistently lying for four years so convincingly.

>>81578757
i have the gay voice but it might be >>81578788
was thinking of that lad in the Louis Theroux autism documentary. "eww, i'm not GAY!" he says, refusing a hug.
u sure m8?
(might not be, don't know him.)

>>81578787
Nope, schwafel, hoi, moi and they taught us some swear words and stuff, but I've forgotten, sorry about that.

Also, I think that's the end. It's not, there's shit I've gone through at this house, some heartbreaking moments and sheeit, but I've had enough for the night. I started typing over an hour ago, ffs.

>>81578798
Nice strawbs lad, hope you enjoy them.

>>81578798
Are you getting enough protein lad? Youre meals always seem quite small and lacking in protein

Freedom, oh aye.

>>81578816
flikker, kut, alle dat ik weet, koek

>>81578821
I get 150-200g protein a day, going to eat some porridge with two scoops of whey in a bit

2 hours almost without choons.
let's fucken go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOzx8y1u0Tw

>>81578787
i swear to god if you interrupt this lad with your polyglot bullshit.

although while we're on
>Begged parents
>parents
>s
i have questions, slowlad.

>>81578821
Shippy has 2 Toby carverys a day lad

knew a gay lad on my uni course, no one had any idea he was a poofta until we were on a trip and he opened his insta and it was full of men, just looked like a normal bloke, no gay voice, made sense as to why he was so confident with women lol

>>81578836
>8 sausages
alright lad point taken, you get enough brotein

>>81578757
Know whats worse than the gay voice? Posh cunt voice, and I have a terminal case. Women abroad view me as a Hugh Grant esque charmer. Women here, perhaps rightfully, view me as a cucked pussy. The maddest part is I grew up in a council house, wore handmedowns from the neighbours sons, and ate nothing but pot noodles, tinned fish and milk until I was 18,

>>81578845
>guy at college in my friend group
>bit soft, camp voice, but not overtly homo
>spent the entire year going "ur gay" and him saying "no im not fuck off"
>2nd year starts
>we go "haha whatever gayboy"
>"ok fuck this you know what i AM gay, what now"
>was actually him coming out
>moment of silence
>"well yeah, obviously, thats why we called you gay"
No mercy.

>>81578809
She knows how important virginity is in the context...so yeah she could be lying about that element at least. Also "friends circle treat like a pet" = friends circle try to set her up.

>>81578833
I google translated that, made me laugh putting cookie at the end, after fuck cunt.
Nice.

>>81578858
when i was a teenager i tried to speak like hugh grant instead of like a somerset farmer that i actually sound like. it did not go well

Just want to live in Inverness with Crossy desu, no homo, you stick to Chika Ebin

Ate at the local Chinese buffet and woke up with the shits. I went back and tried to get a refund but they kept shouting something about fried rice and the fact that I ate 6 full plates so I just shouted "OH MY DAYS!" and left and wiped shit all over the menu on the front door.

>>81578873
>cookie at the end
'koek' is the /nederdraad/ version of 'kek'

'oetz' is t.b.h/desu

>>81578878
I'm a Shrewsbury chad

>>81578565
There is a fair bit more to the story, but I couldn't do it due to too many characters on the other posts, it messed me up trying to get it all to work (I doubt it makes much sense).
The hardest bit has been tis past year, but I've whinged about it.
Stepdad died day after him and my mum moved house.
Nanna died a month later.
Nanna's funeral on christmas eve.
I had a collapsed lung.
Glaucoma shit now ad whatever, maybe a diagnosis of alzheimers (I hope not) with this brain plaque shit.
I can't believe it's nearly 10.
Sorry I fucked things up, I couldn't do a short bullet point post without context.

>>81578774
Im reading too, i like the lore dear anon. Carry on, get it down lad

Imagine having a foid to grope on your Sunday night

Cum my lady cum on my lady I'm the cummie pie poopy baby.

cum cum in my bum hehe

>>81578891
Nice, I'll have a google and see how to pronounce it.
Danke

Gotten myself into a dire amount of debt.

>>81579034
>Gotten myself into a dire amount of debt.
How much? Ive got 3k on my credit card and every month i have to pay like 80 quid in interest. Its killing me desu

>>81578870
>well yeah, obviously, thats why we called you gay
Kek

Ruth's tuppence walls hugging Will's willard

>>81578798
Strawbs xx

Wonder if Penis Austin will be doing any penising tonight. Somehow, I think not.

>>81579109
>Somehow, I think not.
You'd be correct there lad. No penising for me

Has Penis Austin ever put his penis in a woman's vagina? Somehow I think not

Spacker strawbs

>>81579107
why don't you eat the leafs

>>81579188
Dont know,ave always taken them off.I eat kiwis with the skin on tho.

>>81579055
Something similar to that. Slowly paying it off but it's taking ages. Grim indeed.

cuddling with crossy and feeding him strawbs

Walking along the River Ness with Crossy

the virgin mixed-berries anon vs the chad just-strawbs crossy

Pulling up to Crossy's, and taking him on a ride up the A9

Using crossy's spacker lanyard to tie her hands up whilst I bugger her senseless from behind.

>>81579203
>I eat kiwis with the skin on tho
What the fuck mate I thought you were cute but that's too far

M and S do these Red Diamond strawberries which are top tier if you like a sweeter strawb. (I've tried basically every type by now) Find most of the others are just bland and boring.

Taking Cheeka to the Shiremoor Toby while Ebin is away in Glasgow

Don't like strawberries, me. Sorry.

>>81579294
luv strawberry flavoured stuff
even luv a strawberry smoothie
'ate strawberries by themselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11HEPsNqKLs&t=8s
is Jack Black, of Jumanji and Minecraft fame, telling us the truth about strawberries here?

>>81579301
I'm the opposite. Can't stand them except alone

Bolting and leaving Chika to pay the bill as I had absolutely zero interest in him anyway and was only using him to make Ebin jealous

Prefer sucking on Eva's arse, me.

Serious question lads, if you were HHL's mate in Sunderland, do you think you'd mind the nappy stink?

HHL doesn't wear a nappy.

>>81578438
had a teacher like that and one kid asked, quite fairly imo, if he was so intelligent why was he teaching at a secondary school and not university. struck a nerve that one did.

Slathering gravy all over Chikas face

>>81579344
He wears those feminine women pull up pants nappies. He shits himself but is stylish and feels like a woman too.

>>81578995
OK.
Part fuck knows

It's some time near 2015, I'm 36 (still at mums), decide I WANT A DOG, my mum says there will NEVER be a dog in this house. That's verbatim, and she denies saying it.
Ockie dockie time to move out. Find a cheap house, don't even tink, YES sign me up.
Got a dog, vizsla puppy, 8 week old. I was working weekends and my mum and stepdad were going to look after him on the weekends, as I was a weekend wagie then (at nestle). He was (as all puppies are) boisterous, but I was working on him,training wise, he was going to be a gun dog, (I had plans to get into hunting or something, get muh drivers license, all that shit), but one weekend only a monthe ni, my mum said they couldn't do it, so I had to get a mate to help, but he got with a lass and had to stop. I had to make the decision, rang the vizsla rescue site, and had them come and get him, as I couldn't provide what he needed.
3 months ni dream over, sadness and some angry moments where I went mental and started destroying stuff in the house, and things I loved.
Got a cat, loved that little bugger, but the issues healthwise made me have to leave my job, as I had a lot of time off when feeling shit, mentally and physically, then the incontinence kicked in maybe 2018, had more time off,disiplinary meetings, I just hardly interacted with them, I knew my time was up, but didn't just want to leave, I'd heard of PILON, I wanted some monies. So got fired on the spot, then got a few grand because I'd worked there a while.

>>81579355
>one kid asked, quite fairly imo, if he was so intelligent why was he teaching at a secondary school and not university
howling at this

>>81579369
>It's some time near 2015, I'm 36
So you're 45/46 now?

>>81579358
Spat my tea out

>>81579369
I like reading long posts am jst cleaning my room atm but ill read it laters

>>81579365
>He wears those feminine women pull up pants
Nothing wrong with that lid.

Kid in my class chucked a chair at the teacher once. Me dad tells me his English teacher used to chuck chalk at the students and one kid got partially blinded.

>>81579381
i'm reading this like Dr Manhattan. he's experiencing all these times and ages at once.

>>81579381
more oldcunts here than you might think

>>81579269
Dont knock til u try it. x Ave heard of ppl eating banana with the skin on..Now that would be psycho

did yous all have that one about a lad climbing the school fence, got his knackers cut open?

>>81579515
Yea. Some lad did cut his finger open something rotten though when I was there, but no bollocks

>>81578995
Last 1. Sorry again, nopt just to you, the thread. Having some fucking dreary cunt banging on.

Had to give muh cat up, but gave him to a fren I trust. That killed a bit of me desu.
A few years pass, I get an elderly cat (RSPCA scheme ), fucken loved her to bits, but she had issues, polyps in her ear and stuff, she had a seizure. Vets say wait 24 hour see if she improves, which she doesn't, had to put her down.
Then the week later my mum and stepdad move home.... I've said the rest. In-between all that was mine and my mum's birthdays. I don't celebrate mine, so nothing was spoiled for me, but sad for my mum, as stepdad's funeral was very close to her birthday, and then her mum dying (my nanna)
To be continued....... I'll update after my glaucoma test tomorrow and neurology in a week or so, see what they say, and if it's bad, fuck it, there's only really one option)
>>81579381
Yes, and I didn't add muh finding 4chins story, it was after giving up the dog, I'd had a brief look after watching we are legion, but it must have been furry day on /b/ and it put me off, but looked again in january 2016, loved it, /b/ was fun, then saw some lass (or just an anon posting her image) and mentioning /r9k/, and I thought, phwoar, let's go see what she's all about. I felt weirdly at home here, but yet I shouldn't. I suppose I'd be a failed normie, I had chances, and ruined it.
Useless cunt eh.I mean myself there, not you.
Right I'm done.

>>81579504
Plenty of people suck cock with the skin still on nothing weird about it.

>>81579550
Sumtimes a banana is jst a banana matey x

Love pregab. Went through some emotions tonight, wew lads.If I was just drinking, I'd have been a cheesy edgelord, listen to linkrel, find something I love (inanimate object) and fucking destroy it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SibnQt-oh2g

>>81579547
>if it's bad, fuck it, there's only really one option
adding this to the list of things i am now terrified of.

look after your bodies anons (me? on the codeines.)

>>81579504
I would tell you I'd never do that, but you posted a hedgehog which coincidentally is my weakness as I love those little bastards, so maybe I'll try it just 4 u bb

>MIGA

First two weeks now this, trump must be intentionally shit posting

>>81579344
waheyyyy, trip on nappy on sameseany boyyyy

>>81579581
think we may have crossed paths in earlier threads. it is a weird one because yeah it helps with anxiety but it gets you buzzing. maybe not like speed but... driven? while also feeling drunk. weird.

i can see why actors and public speakers take it.

If there's a war with Iran I'm going to volunteer lads.

woke up this mornin' and I fucked chika's bum (came inside it)
my chika always said you'd be the one to cum
he said
your cum's one in a million
it taste like cherry pie
(came inside it)
but don't try to eat mine
cause it smells like rancid wine

>>81579647
Very amusing lad. Liked that.

>>81579550
>suck cock with the skin still on

you seem alright, slow lad. are you also postlid who is always anxiously awaiting the postie around 11am?

>>81579645
think you're barred from the army if you're a fat, shit-pants spastic

>>81579645
I read that as volunteering for Iran at first, which would have been based

>>81579600
Heheh it looks more minging than it tastes.Imo.U know though i prefer apples w/o the skin but most of the time i eat it with. Just cus i forget.That its nicer if you peel it off.I mean its fine on but.If you peel it off nd slice it up n let it go cold in the fridge for a bit.You cant beat that rly.Esp on a humid day.A idea for shop tomoz i fink.

>>81579708
they'll take the fatties i think, they just drill it out of you
im hoping the fact i had really bad asthma from up until i was like 6 will get me out of it

Due to travel to the US in 4 weeks and getting a bit antsy to be honest. Knowing my luck I'll get bombed.

>>81579708
Not during an actual war lad. I'm actually fit enough to pass the basic test. I am a shit-pants spastic though.
>>81579728
Why the fuck would I volunteer for terrorism lol?

>>81579733
apples are top with or without skin, still good just different

>>81579737
I think that a lot of young people would just flat out refuse, cry and bitch- not that I think that's a bad thing when it comes to conscription

I need food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtpnASABbDE
>>81579598
I know, but I think I'll be going down south when the time comes (you know where I mean), I've done bad things, and yes I feel bad for it, I don't let myself forget the things I've done, and I do not forgive myself. And that has almost ruined my life, I'm angry at myself, nearly every part of me is filled with hate, for myself, it's not that groovy being full of hate. Sometimes I wake up, and the first thing I think is YOU FUCKING CUNT, FUCKING TWAT, (ME not you lad.)

Need those cosmic crisp apples from waitrose desu but i dont go in waitrose

you are all incredibly gay men x

Me pledging my allegiance to the Helper Regime.
Just want wuppas on tap x

No unemployed allowed in waitrose x

>>81579758
footfags cannot take any moral high ground given they are the absolute bottom of the subhuman laffer

OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MOOOOORNIN'!
OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAAAAAY!
I'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL FEEEEEEEELIN'!
EVERYTHIN'S GOIN' MY WAY!

>>81579740
>Why the fuck would I volunteer for terrorism lol?
>Iran is terrorism
Christ you're a good goy

>>81579768
just vote tory and they might let you in lad
shit's overpriced for minimal quality gain (if any) anyway so you aint missing much

>>81579779
Having a pleasant evening, Shippy de lad?

>>81579784
>Having a pleasant evening, Shippy de lad?
Yes

>>81579738
Just avoid any area wit DR MLK JR Drive and you'll be OK.

>>81579627
They are amazing, I bet 75-100 mg is the perfect dose. Feel wobbly and a bit trippy and pissed slightly off 150, but my mind feels so clear, can think clearly, feel good as well (not so much now, I'm getting angry at myself), I really rate these.
I need to attempt to make some food Just realised I last ate (some toast) almost 12 hours ago.

Food time LET'S GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ3B5SfRN08

she calls to us all.

This has to be cdot, no one else would volunteer to go to war against Iran.

>>81579782
only thing they have which is better than all other supermarkets is their Waitrose Essential Red Leicester. obsessed with the stuff. can't find any other supermarket that do a good red leicester in their "essentials", or equiivalent, range

>>81579796
More worried about the flight getting hijacked or something to be honest. Might download episodes of Lost on to me wablet to watch on the plane to calm me nerves.

>>81579100
She likes tall deanos.

>>81579824
i'm lucky in that im a red leicester slut so any ol' red leicsy will do, tesco's do me fine

>>81579758
>you are all incredibly gay men x
cheers mister footlad x

Eva's decomposing corpse found in a humid shed identified only by the upper class worm having a tea party with his family on what's left of her arse.

Gotten up me innit

Fuck i hate summer lol

Flying for 18 hours without a piss, grim

>>81579824
What is the taste profile?

>>81579865
Where you flying for that long and why can't you piss?

Driving a van for minimum wage for 18 hours without a piss. Grim.

Ruth's fanny got wet when she first saw Will

>>81579854
Up class worm.. love it

Shippy, I've got a black lass pregnant... come back

Alina here
What's going pon

>>81579828
You should be just fine, most nitwits will find your accent quaint. There is also a perception that Bongs are well mannered and educated.

Ruth pissing into a glass and immediately chugging it as her piss has an ABV of 8.5.

>>81579875
I was thinking of the B2 bomber but apparently they have toilets

>>81579900
get out you slaaaaaaaag

>>81579896
>Shippy, I've got a black lass pregnant...
Absolute bollocks
Seriously? Based if true

>>81579902
Ive not had a drink all day desu id think about it.
I think im doing good.. first day i havent had a drink in at least 3 weeks. Its grim desu ive been drinking like this for at least a few months now.
Pure embarrassing innit

>>81579901
Oh I've been before so I know I'll be fine, just worried some Iran sleeper cell does an attack and I get stranded. First time I went I felt anxious around all the black people but shouldn't be such a fright this time. I don't say that to be racist it was a genuine culture shock.

Right cheer up time. I'm near bedtiem and don't want to be angry going to sleep, so (for me), let get happy choons.
Dance along if you know the routine.

I'm double choon posting to save time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE2h3lGlOsk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTowEKjDGkU

fr fr no cap, as the yoof say, I really like ryujin.
It's working I'm cheering up.
Do like a bit of itzy, I do.

cdot on suicide watch

Early night in beddingtons for me. Had a wepperoni oven wizza for din dins and feel a bit better than earlier. Pisshead mate has apparently been ill af all day as well. Oh aye.

>>81579900
Stick around. I like new people
>>81579912
This is why we cant have nice things anon

>>81579919
Yeah had a couple of date and she told me over message but hasn't responded back so no idea whats going on

>>81579902
She would never do that you kinky lad. She's still a nice lass.

Favourite Naruto t-shirt shrunk in the dryer.

>>81579940
Ur not even together and you got someone pregnant. Thats retarded

>>81579938
What if you were the pisshead mate all along?

>>81579940
How far along is she? Are you sure it's yours?
Congratulations anyway lad. Abroathy is going to go ballistic

another mixed race /britfeel/ sprog

>>81579849
>vera
bates motel should have been me

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>>81579949
How bad? If its not so bad you can get it wet through again and let it drip dry, just keep streching it a little bit while its soaked and it should go back a little bit

Sharing a bed with Crossy (no homo), and us sharing a nicotine patch, half on each of our arms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPwaXytZcgI

ok guess the pregab is taking me into koreeboo mode.
Im ok with that, desu.

>>81579977
It's too far gone me lid unfortunately. Serves me right for being so lawless when it comes to washing and drying.

came back to say this general is utter dog shite. the same ramblings of four degenerate dregs who should be shipped off to a mining colony from asssssss!

cmbyname lad is sound and should watch end of watch x

>>81579959
Wasn't planned, so yeah pretty dumb

>>81579963
maybe 3 weeks? I have no info outside of the message she sent me

trundling along at a speed of 1 day per day

Shoutmong caught in a wog baby trap and will be paying child support payments rest of his life oh aye it lush x

>>81579912
>>81579939
I'll have you know I'm an oldfag

Shippy falling down a mountain at such a speed he takes out a small city.

FOOD TIME (this is going to be fun)

oh yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Med2XipHJJM

Stealing mums dirty panties again whilst shoving dildos up me arse the new regime has begun x

>>81580016
Oh, while you're here btw, remember sometime (around Janaury?) you put the odds of me shagging before you at something like 70/1? Well I did have a shag in the 2nd week of February, she was 58 and it was incredibly grim, but I did think about those odds at the time.

>message
Funny, in 2020 I had almost the exact same message from former FWB, pretty much verbatim, shame I don't still have the message because it might be absolutely word for word identical, I remember it quite well. Women are all the same at the end of the day I guess

Any thoughts, what's the lass like?

>>81580016
Well your in luck ya jammie bastard ye, theyve only just legalised your solution aint they? Do the nation a favour eh.. we've got enough of them as it is without you adding to the problem

Well done n all that but legit..
You could have been smarter about it

>>81580032
Oh dear, you've arrived already

>>81580041
With his prodigious size he'd hit the bottom like a nuclear bomb.

>>81580072
>Well your in luck ya jammie bastard ye, theyve only just legalised your solution aint they?
NTA, but you do realise it's been legal at 24 weeks for about 65 years? It's now legal up until birth

>You could have been smarter about it
Seething durex salesman

GARDEN VARIETY RETARDE!

>>81580041
I find it funny not too long ago, maybe like 2 weeks at most someone accused me of being unable to climb a flight of stairs without wheezing, and this week I climbed a kilometer high mountain

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81488298/#81490409

>>81580037
You do realise that no one wants to groom you with free drugs now you've hit the wall, right?

Watching this cute 23yo asmrtist but she looks younger.

aint no mountains high enough

>>81580110
sounds like he rattled you big lad x

>>81580126
Audio I Latin for 'I hear'

>>81580066
she seemed okay, Nigerian, here 2 years, did uni. she'd just started a new job. Seemed safe enough.

Unsure if she's keeping it gonna have to try ringing her I guess

>>81580072
coom brain took over, the folly of many a man

>it's a girl

lauren has had her sprog.

>>81580130
The only thing rattling is his chest when he climbs a flight of stairs, unlike me

Shippy being fired out of a canon directly at the Heinz Baked Beans factory.

yeah look lot of you remind me of this guy Elon musk

>>81578475
Mad to think 2005 was 20 years ago. The Xbox 360 came out at the end of the year. I was school slave.

>>81580140
Almost sounds like an 'anchor baby' as they call it in the US, nothing wrong with that though, it's how life works.

>coom brain took over, the folly of many a man
We both know that's bollocks and you were gagging to get her knocked up, glad you've joined the club, oh aye.

I pumped so many lassies without a condom during my shagging days. very surprised I never got the "I'm preggers" text. maybe my sperm are shite

>>81580142
Bet she sprayed loads of rancid shit out of her arse at the same time as the baby.

>>81580165
She probably had a c-section. Women like her don't like pain.

>>81580133
Probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt19IDvNr-g

>>81580086
Well dont i look like the silly one >>81580140
Cant blame you there, less blood for the brain when its all keeping your dick up
Nigerian tho.. its not even the skin for me its their silly accents. Same with Ugandans

>>81580159
>very surprised I never got the "I'm preggers" text
I'm not

>maybe my sperm are shite
we know cdot

>>81580171
Must be fucking mundane as fuck working there. Grim to think there are people that work in food factories all their life.

>>81580190
>Grim to think there are people that work in food factories all their life.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacobs_Douwe_Egberts_factory

Opening her c section only to find a giant pile of shit instead of a baby. LOL!

>grim people have a job which provides a comfy enriching lifestyle

lmao I see the utter tap brains not changed here. is it your big pittance payday soon right Bennie Balls?

>>81580203
Oh aye working in a factory line for minimum wage 12 hours a day is lush de lid!

Your webcam is on ANON HAHA!

>>81580216
Maybe he will become team leader one day and earn a whopping 20p extra pay per hour.

Miss Eva and her Yuri romance like you wouldn't believe.

>>81580111
I can buy my own drugs. Thank you though

>>81580183
>>81580156
black cum thieves are dangerous

>>81580200
KEK

>>81580256
tip sent x

>>81580203
Do you work in a factory lad? If so I'd put you above bennie balls but not anyone else. It's far from a comfy enriching life.

>>81580260
Keep us posted lad. Many lasses play the 'I'm pregnant' trick to get you to commit (hoping that soon enough they genuinely will), but hope all pans out well anyway

That classic 1948 De Sica film, Black Cum Thieves.

Bennie balls awful quiet since

Scared him x

>>81580260
Corr did you stick your cock between those big tits? Should have just spunked doing that de lad.

>>81580277
we had 2 dates, and we'd not spoke in a week I doubt it

Can't really say I'm optimistic about the remainder of my life. I'd wager I've already had the best day of my life and the worst is yet to come.

Why would I work in a food factory when I can stay at home all day playing vidya with less money? Rather be dead than work somewhere like that. I'm all for automating shit jobs and getting everyone onto UBI.

>>81580296
>less money
Not even true in some cases tbqh.

Disco time baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkL7Fkigfn8

>>81580291
Don't underestimate women's manipulation lad. You'll get a sprog one day, quite possibly in 9 months

>>81580295
The best day of my life is probably a painfully average day for the normie. I have never gone abroad or had a relationship. I don't even work anymore. That would make me worse working.

Ruth crashing her car on the roundabout intoxicated and running off.

If you had the ability to press a button, and everyone in /britfeel/ dies instantly, would you put us all out of our misery?

The 750 pound man

I'd rather hang myself than do anything worthwhile.

>>81580337
its more fun letting nature takes it course and the sad salads here all dying alone fat and miserable in their government funded snail bedsits having made zero memories or friends or loved ones haha knowing they failed to even try and that makes them a loser

Was shagging a married woman once, and the utter contempt I had for her was off the charts. Was one of those things where the moment I came I wanted to leave, but every week I'd go back, genuinely an evil person

Footmong coping with the Sunday scaries. Sad! Back to work!

>>81580359
Tell us all about your wonderful exciting life that has lead to you coming here at almost midnight on a Sunday evening.

Girl talking about boyfriend on video always gets me sad.

>>81580380
He works in a factory and pays his mum 750 quid a month to sleep in his childhood bedroom.

dossers are looked down upon by everyone. same as gimmegrants lmao. pathetic.

>>81580155
I started secondary school in 2005. And SSM got diagnosed with TMAU by Sheffield University.

>>81580421
I'm not a dosser and I look down on you lad. Sorry to be a cunt but it's true.

I just don't want to work for a pittance. As much as government claim it is a skills issue, the reality is these jobs are not attractive as the salaries have not risen competitively and people look in to these things more nowadays, being expected to get degrees etc beforehand, as opposed to being trained on the job. Do the gov really think people are stupid enough to pursue a vocation that takes years of training for a shit salary? Of course not, but they will say it is a skill issue as it is easier that way. I refuse to play the wagie game. That way I can not be exploited and support this shit system.

look mate thing is no one likes you. especially women. so yeah.

>>81580443
>I just don't want to work for a pittance.

>>81580380
>has lead

Here we go again then gents
>>81580460
>>81580460
>>81580460

>>81580443
You talk like you are above it all but let us be real refusing to work and calling it not supporting the system is not rebellion it is just self inflicted irrelevance You are not escaping exploitation you are just choosing a different kind of failure one where you contribute nothing and still complain like you are some kind of visionary

Yes wages suck in a lot of sectors No argument there But pretending you are too smart to play the game while doing nothing to change it is peak cope The truth is people who actually want change find ways to build skills gain leverage and break out You just sound like someone who is bitter the world did not hand you comfort for free

Stop acting like you have cracked some matrix code when all you have done is rage quit life That is not deep That is just lazy

>>81580453
Fyucking howling at this, did you make it yourself lad

>>81580469
It's still better knowing I am not paying any rich people with my slavery. Everyone just has to pay for men like me until I die.

>>81580291
Arent you worried she's trying to hook you on paying for the kid? You're legally obliged to pay half out of your wages or whatever if it's your kid. Or she's using it for a green card to stay in the UK.