this student of the way of fish has reached *the* astral katana honing milestone

>>81595533 (OP)
how does one achieve that?
share you're wisdom bigu

it took baka 15 months to get through the tutorial but now baka is at the real stuff. the new scroll is very good
>>81595551
studying the scrolls X doing the magic

this fish heard about sum german murderer
>the german state put baka into a 1 million europoor coins program where baka would live in sum resort in romania X probs gets all degree papers X gets monthly buxx to spend on stuff
>the baka kills an old woman a few days after the program ended thinking it would gib invitation to sum murderer cult
stuff like this makes me sneed
>this fish asks for the bare minimum
the state: "how dare you even ask that! know some shame!!!! filthy subhuman slav, your role is to be a slave you dont get any of the helperooo that exists"
>some baka who will most likely murder does edgy stuff probs
the state: "wow that baka deserves 1 million europoor coins! gib him all ze help we can gib!!!"

maybe this fish will learn russian to complain to the russian state
>this citizen of the great russian nation is being oppressed by the german state. i was told a subhuman slav like me is only good for slave labor. i wasnt given any of the degrees and when i complained they locked me up with child rapists and poop-on-wall smearers. pls gib sum path to a normal human life instead of the slave life the german state wants me to force into
the russian state wanted me to stay in russia anyway. maybe theyd gib sum nice offer

my hate for germany is so big id accept
>work on ze farm for 1-2 years and then you get citizenship X can do whatevs
from china and america
>work on ze farm or go to the SMO X then get an easy path to university
from russia
but i would never in this life work for germany even if id get some above average wage job for free somehow

i will never work for germany. i am 100% serious about this

going to a psychologist is such a meme. id still be an oppressed baka in the slave class. it would probs go like this
the psychologist
>"nooooo, you thinking like this is wrong!!! you should be grateful and work!! zis is ze cbt!!! if you dont believe this youre loony!!!"
and this fish would day
>"its easy to say that when you are a privileged baka who got handheld through life X everything paid for by the state instead of being forced into the slave class"
and the psychologists would reply
>"how dare you!!!! i worked hard for what i have!! i wanted to spend all day having sex with chad but i was always forced to study psychology one day before the exams!!! i diagnose you with all socially unacceptable disorders!! filthy subhuman slav"

this fish read a bit of the "the 48 laws of power" book. stuff is ridiculous anime villain slop. ze real abuser/cyclepath secret is finding the right victim not being sum mastermind high effort conman. sumthing thats funny is the book says to make ones presence be valued more by being present less frequently, which is something this fish memed about some time ago. apparently its a real thing kek

the air fryer bread is in the tummy. gib calm mind... maybe drinking sum shou puer later...

maybe ordering the white boy summer clothes later

maybe going to sum fish watching spot soon...

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750763778840492.mp4

why was i born in germany. why couldnt i spawn somewhere else

almost every other country would have been a better spawn. germany is probs the worst 1st world country. they only gib you 1st world stuff if they think youre in the right class. if they think otherwise you will have a life of slavery with no reasonable path out. le slave alternatve path is to just neet but the state will pay bakas to harass you

>>81595562
Wtf, how are there so many magic teachings to learn that this was just the tutorial...

>>81595792
Based.

>>81595938
Baka doesn't like ze Cock & Ball Torture...

>>81596380
Huh? Like an aquarium?

>>81596805
Because baka chose ze nightmare difficulty

they are so stupid. bakas do le "noooo you have to work think of your future, you could consooom etc" and this fish is like "slavery is no future. i wouldnt even be able to afford more than i currently can as a neet"
>>81596918
>Wtf, how are there so many magic teachings to learn that this was just the tutorial...
the tutorial will probs take another 12 months to really complete. stuff is huge
>Huh? Like an aquarium?
germany probs has sum aquariums with big fishes, sharks, big crabs and other stuff like that

this fish needs to be patient

the german state sneed is kind of the end boss of my sneederooo. all other sneed brain connections have been replaced with other brain connections already. probs will stop soon too (which doesnt mean i will agree to being a slave)

the warrior monk training has been completed... preparing ze neet meal...

The non-airfryer non-bread is in the tummy

>>81596953
>stuff is huge
This boy could never be dedicated enough to learn stuff like this

>germany probs has sum aquariums with big fishes, sharks, big crabs and other stuff like that
The fish wants to see some other fishes...

i love you and give you lots of hugs and kisses.

the neet meal is in the tummy. cleaning the neet dishes...
>>81597987
>The fish wants to see some other fishes...
yes
>>81597995
<3

>>81596889
Why don't you save some of your neet money for a ticket so you can run away from Germany? Have you ever thought about that

preparing the aged white tea...

>>81598511
why would i give up my neet life to be a hobo in some foreign country

>>81598522
But you hate Germany and constantly shit on it?
You could move to another country and get better oppertunities

>>81598528
i doubt an illegal immigrant hobo who doesnt speak the language would have opportunities. this fish walks on the path of *doing* nothing

>>81598600
>Illegal immigrant
You don't have to be illegal
>Doesn't speak the language
You know english that's plenty and you could probably learn most languages.

Also do you how unreasonable it is to complain over and over again then later admit you will do nothing. If you aren't gonna do anything then stop complaining. Your problems won't magically go away. You actually gotta do something you know.

>>81598634
You're just sum baka hoping I'd be dumb enough to crackhead hobo maxx

>>81598659
????
How did anything of what I said imply becoming a crackhead hobo?

Sleepy...
>>81598664
Go back to discord

>>81598689
Bigu you have to say fuck u to the state and Finish Ur Abitura and study Something to finally move on from this Lifestyle
School is easier for the neet then toilet cleaning Work
Also i learned how to Choke someone until they Go to sleep today

Also bigu If you get comfy desk Job with 20 hours week and 2000 bucks a month you can Life more chill Life then now
Its Just 6 years of school thats Not much in the big picture and the state Sponsors u anyway

>>81598781
While I'd do slave work sum american crackhead would do crack. When I finally did the 2 years of slavery required for school the crackhead would get the ged. While I'd still do school the crackhead would graduate with a math degree. And only then would I be allowed to study. I reject this
>Also i learned how to Choke someone until they Go to sleep today
Gib
>>81598788
It's not worth it

2 years slavery + 4 years of attending the sucking black cock school to get the bureucracy paper + sum bureaucracy years because it takes time + 5 years of university
The bureaucracy would take longer than the university study time probs even if I'd go for a phd. It's too ridiculous. I would never do it

>>81598838
I know it sucks but i found myself in a similiar Situation
My contract is ending soon and i also have to do 3 years of cock sucking school to be able to attend university
But u dont seem to think Long term, they are going to cut costs on welfare and then U will be forced anyway to Clean toilets
Do you really think they will Cut Back on Money for the niggers instead of cutting Back Money on bigus?
>>81598957
Thats Just how it is desu
You cant Fight it and By doing rotmaxxing you dont really harm them as Well BC then they can employ more burecrat Job Market state Ladies the more bigus there are
You can only truly harm burrecratic state By dropping Out of the system

The German state made it suck this much on purpose. If one doesn't get handheld through the school system the first time it will take a long time to get the paperoooos. It's to keep you down. The Americans gib the paperooos immediately and probs most other countries don't demand more than a year for it. Germany demands 6 years

>>81599015
>>The German state made it suck this much on purpose
Ofc they did its Not any different Here
Classism speaks louder Here then Money in america you could Just buy a degree with enough bucks

Still If bigu doesnt want to end as a toilet cleaner as soon as he gets Cut Off from welfare then bigu should better Figure Something Out

>>81599013
>and i also have to do 3 years of cock sucking school to be able to attend university
Baka is still young though. If they gave me my demands when I was 18yo I would have done the good system slave route as well. But I am an old man now. I'd be a grandpa by the time I'd go to university the good system slave route
>Thats Just how it is desu
And it's my choice to *do* nothing
>>81599059
>Still If bigu doesnt want to end as a toilet cleaner as soon as he gets Cut Off from welfare then bigu should better Figure Something Out
Nothing ever happens

>>81599076
23 is Not old man
I Work with ppl who are 23 and they dont Look much different from someone who is 19 and also dont act much different
I also dont wanna do the good system Slave Route to be honest i feel like selling my Soul everyday for nothing. But one needs a backup plan in Case neetbux dont pay crashout anymore some Kind of degree
u will clean ze toilets or rot on the streets if that Happens

Beside it would give you the good Boy Status in society
People would give you Basic human Respect, i noticed the different with my Job now
But you only get that with Uni degree or a gov Job

The state probs thought they saved 4 years of neetmonies payouts by not giving me my demands when I was 18yo but in reality they added 100 years of neetmonies payouts
>>81599184
I'd be 30yo by the time I'd be allowed into university. Seeing privileged 18yo bakas there would make me neck myself + during school I'd probs know more than le teacher about the stuff I care about so it would be way too silly X frustrating that its pointless and just a requirement for the bureaucracy. I'd never be able to do it. The austrian system is probs much better
>>81599205
I dont need respect from the German society

>>81599313
Dont worry the republic also withold neet Money from me when i was underaged i didnt even get child Support
They wanna save Up badly on Young Folks BC they think they should be working and need Motivation to Work

The system Here isnt much better If you mess up high school U have to re do that degree it usually Takes 4 years unless you pay 6000 Euro bucks then you can do it in 2 years
Only difference is there are some loopholes Like you can do a Exam to get into Uni If you have Prior experience in that field
For med doctor school a medic course is enough No Abitur required and instead u do a silly Test

>>I dont need Respect
So you Like getting treated poorly?

>>81599313
You a bitch nigga dawg. Ain't nobody givin a shit about you being old an shieet. You a bitch nigga

>>81599432
Baka didn't get neetmonies...
>Takes 4 years unless you pay 6000 Euro bucks then you can do it in 2 years
It's so crazy that they pay wall stuff like that
>Only difference is there are some loopholes Like you can do a Exam to get into Uni If you have Prior experience in that field
It's the same in germany if one does 2 years of Ausbildung X 1 year of workerooo. But those bakas can also take some tests which would allow them to study stuff that isn't related to their job which is crazy because why do they even demand the requirement then
>For med doctor school a medic course is enough No Abitur required and instead u do a silly Test
In germany its about mone in med school. One needs a 1.0 abitur to get in without a waiting time which is impossible without sucking pp. Bakas who have money can just get a lawyer to sue to get the waiting time removed
>So you Like getting treated poorly?
It's whatevs

Right. I see rich people sue to cut in line all the time using lawyers. You are just too poor to afford a queue cutting lawyer

Me and my bfoid retired on neetbux straight after highschool. Then when i got it, my mom filed a complaint that i should have gotten it earlier, so they sent me 20k eur as compensation. Then my mom filed another complaint saying that they technically "borrowed" the money from me, and they agreed and payed me 5k eur in interest. Since then i have saved 35k more and now sit on over 60k in neetbux savings. I love the state and the beureu of labour!

The white tea is bussin
>>81599776
I kneel

Sooner or later china will gib asylum anyway. I will not bother with the German system

>>81599872
you need to be raped

the tea time is over. getting drunk with the alcohol ice cream...

gib "female" to send pp pics to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVuOd4T5HGE

i know that black sneakers suck but are gray sneakers fine? this fish doesnt know much about fashion

finding nice shorts that show le knee (females like seeing male knees apparently) is a pain because bakas use 7ft models

>look for shirterooos
>its all steroid maxxing 7ft models
are you serious. getting clothes is a pain

>>81598957
Baka doesn't want to learn the arcane art of sucking black cock...

>>81600474
Yes I am here please gib pic

>>81601168
>females like seeing male knees apparently
Big if true

>>81601252
Baka just needs to do more warrior monk training

>find sum shorterooos that would probs be fine
>sold out
damn. gib girlfriend whod gib clothes

why do so many shorterooos not gib size info. whod buy those

i just want less than 48cm outseam X less than 22 cm inseam. why dont they let me filter this. instead they gib le "zis is mystery short"

>found sum nice ones that show a lot of leg (females like this apparently)
>its 50 europoor coins
damn

>>81601627
>Broke
>Small size
>NEET
>mentally ill
Don't even bother even fat bitches aren't gonna be interested

>>81601651
my big pp compensates

>>81601686
Tiny dicked chads are fucking women right now while your greasy NEET virgin hands are typing "big pp compensates" on a loser forum

damn, 2 hours have already passed
>>81601726
it is what it is

>21cm inseam
>39cm outseam
is this fine or would i look like a slut

it hugs the thigh though which is le bad. why is the good one sold out

maybe waiting for the safe good one to be in stock again. why is there only 1 good safe one for le average white male in that shop

>all of the 100+ europoor coins are bussin sizes
>almost all of the <100 ones have weird sizes
why

getting ze gray converse or getting ze gray vans... baka doesnt know

or maybe black converse to do le "hello fellow young people". gray would probs look gay

maybe getting ones with le height cheating feature...

i have ordered ze low top black converse. baka spent 3h scroooolling just to get sum shoes... "hello fellow young people" maxxing...

baka forgot to eat ze eggs... eating the night eggs...

the eggs are in the tummy... maybe watching the elaina anime...

>Mit der Studienplatzklage koennen Sie einen Studienplatz in Medizin oder Zahnmedizin in Deutschland einklagen unabhaengig von Abiturnote, Wartezeit und Nc
>Fuer ein Medizinstudium lag die Wartezeit damals bei etwa 15 Semestern, also bei 7,5 Jahren
kek so it was real. baka remembered hearing bakas just sue to get in X the waiting time is too long to be reasonable without suing

germany is such a clown country
>yes to study medicine you have to pay 5 digits amounts of europoor coins for a lawsuit because we dont want poor people to study medicine
probs is no surprise why bakas like marx are from germany

>>81601353
Baka wants to wear girl clothes...

>>81602409
Baka doesn't want people to find out he's gay...

>>81603074
Baka wants to learn about his ex-wife's interests...

university math is also funny
>can study it without even having done le high school math
>no avg grade requirement because no one wants to study it
>instead of changing le requirement from having sum 6+ years of humiliation paper to sum tests, they change nothing and sneed
i hate this country

and they let ukis into universities without paperoooos, which is something one shouldnt forget
>"yes THEY can study WITHOUT years humiliations"
>"no YOU cannot study, you HAVE TO DO the years of humiliations first"

moving to japan would be bussin but they care about *the rules* so one would have to have degrees and stuff like that for it to get greenlit. america and china dont care about *the rules* so one of them taking me in could happen sooner or later. fuck germany

id be the perfect baka to steal for a country. baka has nothing. if i had a new identity it would be like my former identity never existed

i hate germany so much. even without the sneed, my contempt for this country makes a normal wagie life here impossible

i dont want to have anything to do with their degree and wagie system. i reject it all. i will never get a german degree nor will i ever work in germany

baka just has to stay calm and *do* nothing. sooner or later baka will be out of this country and then the fever dream will end

if german bakas would know english well germany would probs collapse. they just dont know how bad le system is compared to other systems. they just think le "its always been like this how else would it be are you stupid?". if this fish didnt know about different systems baka probs would have been a good system slave. but once you know its just impossible especially if one got fugged by the system

its ze pandoras box. once you know, its over forever. its just pointless. why would i spend this only life i have obeying this ridiculous system when almost all other bakas have way better systems. its also not a "just stoic maxx and accept it" thing because one has the choice to reject all of it. the consequence is uncertainty but its worth more than the certainty of being stuck in this system

profiteers of this system are the golden children of this system. they were just lucky to get that role. average bakas are just the npc workers and they are happy about it because they were told by the state that americans have to eat rats and pigeons to survive. bakas like this fish are the scapegoats of this system. its why baka was locked up in prison when baka couldnt go to school because of abuse X why baka was locked up with child rapists and poop-on-wall smearers when baka tried to get help. once you have the scapegoat mark its all over in this system. you will never get rid of it unless you do years of humiliations to just become another npc worker

if a golden child of this system asks for help baka gets into million europoor coins per person programs. if a scapegoat of this system asks for help baka gets locked up in filthy institutions and baka is lucky if baka doesnt get raped in there

obviously i am a bit memeing about stuff and exaggerating but ze core meaning is the same

this sneeding fish will go to sleep now. baka brain needs to overwrite the brain connections which make it easy for it to sneed about the system. good night everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62YJaw3wXe8

>>81603473
Hmm... baka would be perfect for me to kidnap... Come with me to my free tea van :-)

>>81603811
>if german bakas would know english well germany would probs collapse.
Methinks baka underestimates how much normalniggers love being slaves

>>81604017
>poop-on-wall smearers
Baka got to meet some cool people...

>>81604139
Good night, fishe