Saturday night is alright for a thread,

eva's arse and fanny

Blad's arse and fanny, for balance.

hope you get stage 4 pal x

Corr bit hot

Waiting for that wizza me x

>>81649854 (OP)
is that Smaug the Dragon in the window?

>>81649893
24c in the bedroom

>>81649897
i think its just a pepe cat

>>81649918
i hope you can see where i was coming from.

Sweatin my bollox off here lads

Ruth giving evidence to the DCMS Select Committee on her 4chan stalking ordeal.

big boobie asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqG1mNSj6nQ&list=PLu2uAacmkYPj1YeEiEq-FjcpLMj9eEUEH&index=2

>>81649854 (OP)
>work on monday after a week off

>>81649886
thought this was Wops for a second, too.

might need an eye test lads.

>>81649924
im sorry i dont know who smaug is

>>81649895
stomach cancer coming on strong. was it like not having any real friends or a proper relationship? knowing you will die never being respected or loved by a good person?

ah well best not think about it just enjoy that pizza Sean x

>ASMR to make you sleep in seconds
>23:09

>>81649947
HHL is one of the few people here who has real IRL friends

wonder what abood is upto these days

This channel is super comfy. Especially for pre-bedtime watching!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkJ3ntJf2uw

>not having any real friends or a proper relationship

>>81649969
course you do sean keep telling yourself that. dont worry you get a second chance at life. not just this one chance to make memories and enjoy life and make something of yourself.

anyway hows that pepperoni mate good yeah?

Odds I rewatch Layer Cake
Evens I rewatch Croupier
Dubs I rewatch Skyfall
Trips I watch Trainspotting T2

>>81649987
I'm not HHL but I am the anon you're replying to.

Personally I believe in reincarnation anyway. Many chances at life for me de lad

>>81650004
you will be reincarnated as a slug no doubt

>>81649932
this is just weird, it's actually uncomfortable.
'liminal' perhaps.

>>81649995
Corr. I was going to say Quads and I rewatch LOST episode 4x09 but didn't think there would be a point including quads

does pepperoni cause stomach cancer?

Poor Makaveli sweltering in his boxroom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TPs3XIQR3s

>>81650036
In any average individual eating a normal amount of it? No.

im done playing cyberpunk

>>81650050
be my joytoy

Goin for a piss lads.

>>81650041
why is his wall covered in pictures of half naked black men

>>81650066
Average white british male in 2025 lad

>>81650050
anything good happen in it?

>>81650066
they are musicians, he is a fan. my first girlfriend was a big fan of a lot of muscular black artists, had all their posters.

>>81650066
Hes just a big fan of 2Pac dee lid

>>81650072
>white british
is this like how Stephen Fry is a 'Jewish atheist'?

any other lids getting bad gateway errors on the CAPTCHAs?

>>81650088
Jewish refers to his ethnicity, atheist refers to his religious beliefs. Most jews are atheists.
>>81650090
Yeah, it's shitting the bed.

>>81650074
no, nothing new, i've 100%ed the game, so i scrape up any secret missions

>>81649969
He has a mate who keeps "borrowing" money off him. Smackhead mate says "jump" and helper says "how high?". Oh yeah, and he's got his nappymaster, Steve.

>Firefox gets angry at a frame inside a web page
>won't let me refresh that frame, specifically, any more
>frames are bad web design everyone knows that
why not just do it for compatibility reasons or something?

http://www.4chan.org/frames
>Firefox Can't Open This Page
>To protect your security, www.4chan.org will not allow Firefox to display the page if another site has embedded it.
fuck off. "we're making your browser better by TURNING OFF features."

>>81650095
>Jewish refers to his ethnicity
/pol/ will hate me, but that's just 'white', or whatever race they are, surely.
weird thing to pick-and-choose. like Americans who decide they're Irish.

>>81650100
>Smackhead mate says "jump" and helper says "how high?"

>frozen pizza comes with a pre-burnt crust

oh my days.

>>81649886
Helens POV when mark is going down on her oh aye. Made me shudder typing that out.

Fucking starving lads. Cant eat because Ive had my 3 meals today!

>>81650105
Well, no, because you can take a DNA test and it will tell you exactly what percentage of jewish your ancestry is. Jewish is a genetically distinct ethnic group. That's not some weird /pol/-tier rambling, that's completely uncontroversial mainstream biological fact.

>>81650098
same lol i have the platinum trophy. done a few extra missions on my latest playthrough. i enjoyed the crucifixion braindance one, have you done that clown thing you get a text from near the start, i haven't found the clown yet and haven't looked it up

>>81650124
my turn elen

>>81650124
will be referring back to this, just a heads up. i plan to say saucy comments.

please understand: it not about you. it not about eva6. it about sending a message.

playing with my smelly sweaty scrotum x

Is it shippy?
It's shippy.

>>81650129
Might eat some nutella with a spoon.

>>81650190
>Imagine if I stopped laughing the day this happened to me and hadn't laughed since.

what did she mean by this

>>81650190
So laughing and manners are grounds to reject your application during a PIP interview what? Also how can you judge if a person is tired during a phone call does the assessor use remote viewing to make that decision?

>>81650190
The britfeel account? Not me, I was saying how ridiculous and cringe it was

>>81650190
So is the official britfeel twitter account pro-bennies or anti-bennies?

>>81650210
my best guess is she's suggesting she has autism, they picked up on these as autistic traits, but did not award her the points?

>>81650226
And yet you obviously run it. Curious, no?

Rod Stewart booed at Glastonbury after coming out in support of Reform yesterday

i did some "e-stalking" (i.e. i read her public profile).
she's quite pretty, also a talented writer/cook/etc. no issues with chatting to other people on Twitter. witty.
MAYBE i am missing something, but she hasn't said why she SHOULD get PIP.

>>81650230
Looks like a long covid munter to me.

>>81650190
Probably BN.

Covid was mass hysteria

Greg "the comedian" Austin

What people don't realise is that applying for PIP is a massive performance. You have to exaggerate and act like you are completely incapable of simple tasks like walking and talking at the same time or wiping your arse. If you don't play into this charade then you are almost certainly not getting PIP.

maybe it was like the Voight-Kampff test. they tell a funny joke, if you laugh, it means you DON'T have autism.

>>81650190
>>81650270
>>81650276
>OH MY HEKERINO IF IT WORKED FOR /TTTT/TAKES THEN IT CAN WORK FOR ME!!!!!

>>81650276
>i'm not REALLY into Twitter
>it's all ironic
>i'm showing them
>just one more post before bed...

anon, we love you ;__;

>>81650234
What's 'obvious' about it? I thought it was probably host desu

>>81650303
what's /tttt/takes?

(i know /tttt/ is the joke name for /lgbt/, which is hilarious tbqh.)

Just seen slots channels on YouTube puling in numbers. Might start that. But mix in slots and travel (town reviews). Like going to different towns and using their slots venues

>>81650320
used to do this in Pokemon Blue, me. if one slot machine was bad, i'd try them all until i found a good one.

>>81650320
Ebin why don't you just do something original? Use your imagination me lid.

I see whydontyouanon is up

All that Nutella made me sick. Fuck sake. Fat fuck I am lately. Sore tummy from the wizza and whips I had earlier with chipotle sauce.

are they still allowed the casino levels in Sonic the Hedgehog?

>>81650320
>Like going to different towns and using their slots venues
Every admiral slots in the country, corr

>>81650351
What a silly quesiton. You know Japan is filled with pachinko parlours? They love wambling.

On wepisode 2 of Squid Game weason 3. Been kino so far. Pro-HHL vibes on tap.

Feeling very liminal

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6pgykdqmExk

>>81650369
How do you drink so much without getting a sore stomach alcohol fucks my digestion up big time. On that Wandelion and Wurdock me.

>>81650369
The ending is as obvious as it seems lad. MC sacrifices himself for the baby, the games continue on in america, muh capitalism bad.

SNOOOOOOOOORE

>>81650356
been to that one in woventry after an all nighter at uni

>>81650332
I'm at a loose end, an artistic dead end. Nobody has done slots+travel vlogs before.

>>81649947
he'll be dead, he won't give a fuck

You mongoloids obsessed with your death bed are honestly the biggest retards ever

>>81650433
NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT ENJOY YOURSELF
YOU MUST LIVE TO 105
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>81650401
>muh capitalism bad
surface level interpretation

>>81650438
NOOO YOU MIGHT REGRET THINGS WHEN YOU'RE SITTING IN YOUR OWN PISS AND SHIT WHILE A MACHINE BREATHES YOUR LAST BREATH AHHHH

>>81650443
Yes, because it's a surface level critique. It's actually quite shocking how amateurish it all is.

>>81650367
we are not allowed gambling in children's fantasy games. it EU rules.

Not a fan of summer, me, am i

Currently threatening to contact the Alderney gambling commission after a croupier on the skybet live roulette didn't follow the correct procedure for a no-spin and they've blocked me from their support chat. Wasn't even abusive or anything.

>>81650456
You can wamble in Stardew Valley me lid.

Might go on a trip somewhere colder on Monday. It's hot enough already, 33 degrees on Monday is going to be hell.

>>81650416
cor, i remember Coventry Uni.

didn't study there. just went to fresher's as an adult because they were giving out free pizza. was the bar in the students union EVER open? (that little hatch by the cinema thing.)

>>81650477
I didn't go to Coventry either- I was one of the oxbridge/LSE rejects funnelled in to the visa factory that is Warwick university

>>81650471
you can ferment grapes and marry homosexually. it's not aimed at children, OR it's using colourful graphics to groom them. you pick.

>>81650485
I'd say neither my man. Pretty sure kids can gamble their arses off on Fortnite and FIFA too and any other F2P game with microtransactions.

People welcoming the 'candour' in Starmer's Observer interview. In it, he concedes he gave a major speech on immigration, the number one issue of concern to voters. But admits he hadn't properly read it, didn't believe it, didn't want to do it, and regrets delivering it.

Uuuuhhhm, okay?...

>>81650467
I've got contacts there, I'll see what I can do

>>81650506
yeah it all looks daft now. can't have purely in-universe gambling with the AESTHETICS of a casino, because it's a bad message or something. FIFA e-cash that costs real money? fair game, apparently.

i assumed they'd just stopped regulating it, but that Balatro game got age-restricted for a bit because it uses a deck of cards/poker rules/summat.

>>81650540
Are you perchance referring to a Mr. Andrew Balding?

All I want is a girlfriend. I don't feel it's too much to ask for.

>>81650509
Keir Starmer? more like U-Turner.

Ignoring and hiding any spoilers btw.

Cheers x

>>81650555
isn't that the headteacher from Saved by the Bell lad

>>81650369
How many years does a bottle of vodka last you lass?

>>81650562
turns out the REAL squid games were themselves.

>>81650573
He's also a paedophillic horse trainer who works for the Alderney gambling commission who met with Shippy in Alderney

>>81650555
>Andrew balding
>Makes a living from the gambling industry

>>81650592
i thought he was just a nice bloke and something of a father figure to Zack Morris, despite their punch-ups. nobody should be raised by a single mother.

>>81650562
Too late lol, you already read them.

>>81650559
Not right is it lad

Might have a real sweaty fucking wank

Been put in touch with some Indian bloke. It's a step up from an AI, but he's told me to contact them again tomorrow morning. I'm getting my five quid back- not going to take any shit from these swine.

>>81650601

Nah I skimmed the post quickly and hid it but didn't take it in when I realized it was a spoiler. Avoiding /tv/ until I've finished it for the same reason.

>>81650601
they were all fake, he is safe.

tbqh i couldn't give a shit about watching it, and i liked the first series. a lot of fun. series 2 was just more of the same, didn't really go anywhere, some entertaining characters.

victim of its own success, maybe?

>>81650624
MC dies.
Baby lives.
Squid Games in USA (future season setup).

We got beaches and benches and pub gardens at last. A true Seaside Sanctuary, sulphite free wokkles on tap x

Think imma crack open another wokkle before starting wepisode 3. Oh aye x

>>81650642
what baby? why is there a baby?

i use spoiler tags for spoilers HHL DO NOT READ

>>81650543
That case is particularly retarded because while Balatro is a Poker game there is also no real world gambling or transactions or anything. Fucking world gone mad. They going to ban the gambling in Red Dead and Kingdom Come as well?

>>81650624
Ignore the twolls lad, just seething crabs in buckets. Haven't had a wollocks update in a while though, lad, maybe if the MC dies you could give us one when you have a chance?

>>81650648
cor this does look cosy. need to properly load this up and dedicate some time to it when i'm less tired.

does this game have dungeons? (love dungeons, me.)

Pragmata coming out in 2026 lids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeLG6sBVuqI

>>81650669
i dunno if they pulled it or added in some "sign in to confirm your age" or PEGI age rating thing.
haven't played it, i just know it's meant to be addictive and uses some poker stuff. but kids play snap and stuff, no reason they couldn't play poker for fun? no reason you couldn't gamble on dominoes or checkers? i bet people did/do.

just wondering how this works when it comes to ROMs, Virtual Consoles and such. they edit out flashing because seizures, did they take the little slot machine bonus games out of Mario?

Posting spoilers in every reply and he just leaves, beautiful little strategy to get rid of him

>>81650680
Valheim is a devilish mix of peak womfiness and crushing difficulty. I'm lucky enough to have a sibling who plays with me so we can mantle the hardships of being 3 unlucky hits away from death at any point.
It has dungeons like troll caves, crypts, prisons, ice caves, bug caves etc and has some of the best building of any game ever to be honest with you and sailing the boats is really fun.
I play my first bench on beaches.

i know it's an old joke, but isn't Mario just taking shrooms? yeah it's from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, but it's FROM drugs.

also he takes coins from the Toads without asking, and gets impaled on spikes (to death). ban Mario.

>>81650722
Just ban everything, and pump safe, inane short-form content into everyone's brains

>>81650704
>Snape kills Dumbledore!
- u, fun-hater

>>81650732
for the best. we need to keep the kids safe.

Having one HHL style

Still makes me laugh that the western Super Mario Bros. 2 was just a reskin of a different game because the Japs thought The Lost Levels would be too difficult.

>>81650705
>Comfort:3
cor, i'll say.

>>81650758
we get it lad you've never had friends

>>81650768
Fucking killed him lad, best post of the night.

>>81650747
>Drag-me-in-you-slag
l-lewd.

why the US keyboard layout? how can you live with this?

>>81650747
how much do these wokkles cost?

When I was born Scarborough was a far simpler place. It was all just Bingo and 2p machines. But it wasn't for me. Then came the Alderney Gambling Commission. Danger and Rhino arrived on the scene. There were wagies working in arcades pulling in 500 quid a day, under the offices of gambling sites pulling in 2 million bong a month. I mean work it out mate. We're in the wrong fucking game. Slots. Changed. Everything. Always remember that one day all this gambling business will be Illegal. They won't leave it to people like me. Not once they figure out how many compulsive gamblers are in it. Not thousands. Fucking millions. Scarbados PLC: "Giving People What They Want." dopamine today, unpaid bills tomorrow. But this is now. So while the Alderney Gambling Commision lasts, make hay while the sun shines. I'm not a gambler. I'm a croupier whose commodity happens to be virtual roulette. I mean ten years ago a slot machine was for a run down grotty pub. It was demonized by middle class snobs on a flight to tennerife getting giddy off their Euromillions ticket. Now they're my biggest clients.

It is vital that we work to a few golden rules: Always host on an offshore server. Keep a low profile. Never host with anyone who doesn't come recommended. I mean it's like taking bets on anything: horses, greyhounds, football, as long as you don't take the piss people will always come back for more. And that's not to say that we don't fix the book so the RTP is always under 95%. But never get too greedy. Know and respect your enemy! It is only very very stupid people who think they've found a system. And avoid like the plague, people trying to launder their money by depositing a hundred grand from paypal. They don't mean to fuck up. They just do. Oh, and forgive me for stating the obvious, but stay away from the end user. They're guaranteed to bring you trouble. As do under 18s using their parents credit card, but, as some Roman general once said. If you want peace, prepare for war.

>>81650705
Looks like a chilled one. Deffo going to be going on my list to play

>>81650758
cor, new trivia, hot off the presses.

for real though playing the original Doki Doki Panic you realise how shite it is. a lot of the sprites/enemies make a bit more sense, there's an Arabian Nights theme to it all. but it's NOT Mario. whereas Mario 3 (the best one) is.

>>81650768
What the fuck are you on about lickle lad?

>>81650809
did you tell this story at every party you went you?
>>81650758

>>81650747
hmm v familiar

>>81650827
No it's just a thought that popped into my head because Mario was mentioned. At parties I usually talk about the time I fucked your dad up the arse.

>i like to play chess, sometimes.
>WHOA GEEKAZOID, bet you're a REAL LADYKILLER huh?

anon we're on 4chan.org.

>at the father-son arse-fuck gathering
>some cunt starts going on about Super Mario again

>>81650844
the only party you've been to was in your kitchen with just your mum and dad

>>81650852
IT'S A ME A MARIO WAHOOOOOOO
*CUMS IN ARSE*

>>81650866
NO DADDY NOOO

>>81650865
Calm down lad what has started you on this melty? Does one lad mentioning a well known fact about Mario always set you off?

>>81650886
tell us more of your hilarious thoughts on video games

AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A MARIO PARTY

(fun fact: in Japan, it's called "Mario Party")

>>81650781
they're like three percent abv
from lidl
about 3 quid for six stubby bokkles

>>81650894
Sure. The studio behind the video game Too Human (2008) was forced to destroy every unsold copy of the game due to losing a lawsuit to Epic Games. Also, fun fact, I hated that fucking game and its stupid loading times every time you died.

>>81650921
>Sure. The studio behind the video game Too Human (2008) was forced to destroy every unsold copy of the game due to losing a lawsuit to Epic Games. Also, fun fact, I hated that fucking game and its stupid loading times every time you died.
fascinating

did you guys know that all the E.T. for Atari cartridges ended up in a landfill?

Getting those outer ramparts up to protect from the seethie weethers and literal trolls that never stop coming in waves (they out for TMAU blood).
It a tough job but im naturally hard grafter.

Mario kart is fun but I can only play it now and again. Not one of them everyday type games

>>81650943
Tried getting into this once but found the grind a bit unbearable.
>>81650944
Mario Kart online is fun with all the random Japanese lads.

>>81650944
how is the new one "open world"? do you drive around finding other people online? can you just race, on tracks/courses, like the others?

still stuck on it, but the Mario Tennis GBC game that's like an RPG (and fuck all to do with Mario) is great.

why don't they make Mario Party like Slay the Spire, and them?
>play a game
>unlock new stuff for future games

>>81650963
They've fixed a lot of the grind as you can change resource drop rates up as well as half the damage from enemies and other sandbox options.

bit of x-files for me my leeeeds

Ruth probably had sex with Will tonight to take her mind off the stalker situation.

>>81651064
has she mentioned britfeel lately?

Very interesting phenotype this bint.
https://youtu.be/sptaoFmB8zU

>>81650965
The Open World seems a bit shit in the new Mario Kart. Nowhere near as dynamic as something like Forza Horizon. Mario Kart really didn't need to have an open world.
>>81650997
Incredibly based off you de lid.

>>81651064
I'm sure they did. The hot weather will have have made them very horny. Birth control is a great drug.

On wepisode 4 now.

*knocks back another brasserie*

Oh aye x

Watching that Wet Leg Glasto set and Rhian has really turbo whored whoreself. Not complaining, kind of into her new wheyfu turbo slut look.

>>81651100
loved Need for Speed Underground 1 and 2 on the PS2. think the city was pretty free-roaming, but then you'd find drag racers and other challengers?
Most Wanted was great too. blowing up petrol stations, knocking over lorries full of logs, escaping the bizzies, cor.

i guess Mario Kart could do 1v1s or some roadside NPCs, 'Wanna race my pals?' but fuck knows. would be hilarious if they had different teams, illegal black/sunglasses Toadsters and shit.

let me make your games, Nintendo.

Watching this D1GP drift event. Everyone goes on about how Japanese lasses are hot, but they just did a parade of the grid girls, about 2 were mid, the rest were proper uggos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5UMRqHgj1I

>>81651074
She messaged others recently with her demands.

'nother episode of x-files
'nother glass of patxaran
more jamon
it lush x

where is crossy
where is ieva6

>>81651244
crossy MIA
eva6 was active earlier

>>81651244
More evidence they are the same person I reckon. Love that lil bikka Crossy like you wouldn't believe tbqh.

>>81651074
She has never mentioned britfeel by name. But she is clearly aware of it.

Bet she loves a nice beer after a good shagging session too.

>>81651317
She prefers a pint of piss I reckon me lid.

>>81651348
No she's not in water sports. She does love her protein face masks though.

Manifesting drifting off into such a deep sleep that I never wake up and my last moments were spent posting in /britfeel/ in relative womfiness

Some of these Chink dramas have terrible editing and abhorrent use of green screen.

Lovely Scottish accent on her. Not the trashy kind of accent either. Possibly privately educated. Prefer her asmr though. Her book channel will never really kick off as males don't care about that fantasy romance book slop.
https://youtu.be/uAYZDaFvmWk

>>81651611
>Manifesting drifting off into such a deep sleep that I never wake up and my last moments were spent posting in /britfeel/ in relative womfiness
not a bad way to go desu, wouldnt mind joining you my lid, just in a spiritual way, not us falling asleep together in a gay way

corrr soda water is fucking refreshing lads oh aye

last x files wepisode, then in to a fresh nappy and off to bed for me x

Why play the wagie game? You'll always be poor and undesirable. It's better to not waste your life being a slave. Women should work the shit jobs because I'm not. Imagine being at the bottom to serve the materialistic woman who gets paid too much.

>>81652031
Bennies for us autistic lads is better than waging simple as.

Late night Britfeel is grim without Crossy.

On the last wepisode of Squid Game weason 3 now. Wepisode 5 was a rollercoaster ride, that's for sure. Having some water now as it's too warm and I need to cool down. I'll keep the rest of the beers for tomorrow/

Sleep schedule far too forward now. Goodnight ziggeh cya in the morning pal

You're not getting your country back shut up

Woke up with a sore throat fuuuuuck

>>81652442
wtf are you doing waking up at this time go back to bed you mad bastard

>>81652031
i like my job desu, couldnt go back to neeting

Just finished Squid Game weason 3. Last wepisode ended I as a thought it would (won't spoil it for anyone since I'm not a prick). I will say the last wepisode hints heavily towards an American version of the Squid Game at the very end. Not sure how I feel about this. I think an American version would just feel soulless compared to the Korean version but Netflix is already full of soulless crap so might as well. Garn get some shut-eye now. Eyes are like pissholes in the snow.

>>81652556
Have to go to work innit my lad, i work so you dont have to

nearly 36 hours sober now, never been so bored in my life

very difficult to fall asleep when youre sober

>>81652579
everything after season 1 is garbage

LGBTQ movement is just blokes dressing up as women but very rarely the other way around wonder why this is

Twenty five past 5 on a Sunday morning and he's thinking about troons. I wish I had my life as together as this lad

>>81653140
What are you thinking about rn, lad?

can't find the blowtorch desu

another torturous day for me

>>81649854 (OP)
Cant sleep way too fucking hot. Was in bed roasting even with the fan aimed at me. So im up early on a sunday lmao

soak a tshirt in cold water, wring it out a little then sit infront of a fan to cool down nicely

>>81650235
Wasn't Glasto sponsored by the radical lefties at greenpeace for ages? Always been a home leftoids. Good on Rodberg trying to talk some sense into them.

ngl de lads i want to die asap pls if possible

>>81653654
I'll try this on my apu and see if it works cheers pal

>>81653654
how to get pneumonia 101

Morning morning morning all good lads.
I hope you are well and happy!
I'm enjoying the last of the coolness with all my windows open before it heats up, then I'm heading to do my community service in a hot server room hahaha. After that I'm going for ice cream with my new lady friend.
Stay cool and hydrated, lads.

>>81653795
>community service in a hot server room
thought community service was more litter picking, removing grafitti or garden maintenance

>>81653795
>community service
nonce

>>81653838
I have done that, mostly now they utilise my knowledge and I help maintain IT kit and software packages for community centres, spacker centres, churches and charities.

>>81653904
ah i see, getting to use your knowledge, good for you mister lollers

>>81653925
Thank you, mate.
Did you find that with Zorin 17 that transfer speed to a USB storage or external HDD is very slow? It was for me, here is the fix if you have this.
Open a terminal
sudo nano /etc/sysctl.d/*99-sysctl.conf
Scroll to the end of the file and paste :
vm.dirty_bytes=50331648
vm.dirty_background_bytes=16777216

Save and quit nano and restart lappy.
Take it it easy, mate and have a nice day.

a beautiful summer sabbath day, how you you be spending it?

>>81654195
It's been overcast and breezy all week. I shall of course be spending it indoors because I hate going out on weekends (not a fan on weekdays either but its 10x better)

girls got their feet out so im going outside bye bye x

>>81654134
>restart
can't you just do
>sysctl -p
or something

cmbynlad lollers and footlad. Are the lads back

i will go for a wonder around town after some chores after dossing about on the internet. sundays are great

the police are the enemy of the people

Lush, this is lush guys
M mm mmmm
Lush guys
Mmm
M mm mmmm

>>81654497
remember when he found that robin with a berry and said "' 'es got food in 'is cupboard" about 100 fucking times

any loremasters in? i have a question

>>81654562
It's got to be wetbrain hasn't it. It's legit the same 5 phrases parroted a million times

>>81654578
>wetbrain
never heard this phrase before

>>81654576
not a master but im curious whats the question

I can't motivate myself for anything. Yet another house inspection looms, and the house is a shit hole. Sat her, both not giving a fuck, and being anxious af. Stressing over the inspection, but I think it is more to do with this neurology appointment on tues, and I'm going to have to ring the Dr's tomorrow, to speak about needing a walking stick for getting about.
*finds an ye olde song he liked, and feels better*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1RKdq0YxL4

>>81654594
does landing on the slope and tumbling down count as still falling from the aeroplane?

>>81654592
ill wait for a loremaster to arrive

>>81654615
I think them falling from the aeroplane counts as falling from the aeroplane. Once they "land" on the ground they stop falling, so I would say no, once they hit the ground, they stop falling.

oh my days lump on my willy popped and loads of blood came out

>>81654656
quick find a sexy girl vampire to suck up all the blood

Been binging Dogs Behaving Badly or whatever with the Yorkshire fella while ill on the sofa and I reckon I know all about how to train dogs now.

>>81653140
Properly burst out laughing at this one

>>81654576
>>81654592
>>81654623
Deputy Loremaster General here, shoot lad

that's actually desperation x

>>81653654
mongs wearing soaking wet t shirts whilst people in actual first world countries sit in AC

>>81654748
Different countries, different climates.
Don't be such a mong lad, not everything in the world is exactly the same.

>>81654748
English not your first language huh, or just terrible reading comprehension?

>>81654763
Not him but, I'd say an even mix of the 2.
Don't forget, lowercase seether is a forrin faggot. Complains constantly, yet doesn't leave.

feel like 100 yrs old, knackered af

>>81654800
same. My back kills my everytime I go to sleep so I'm up multiple times and only sleeping for like 5-6 hours in total. New bed hasn't done anything so far.

Stardust is on sky cinema x

>>81654823
What the fuck is that, yuk

>>81654800
Drink water
Eat less goyslop/sneed oils
Walk 10k steps a day or do zone 2 cardio
Lift weights or do bodyweight excercises at least
Take a multivitamin
Sleep better (no screens 1h before bed, don't eat before bed, go to sleep same time everyday)
Avoid alcohol and drugs


-Bonus-
Reduce social media use and porn
Read more books
Meditate
Journal


Fixed you feeling like shit, puts you above 95% of people.

Anal sex with Shippy. Interested?

gooning is really all I care about

>>81654829
Your bonus is a bit cringe, but rest is fine. It's a bit "subscribe to my substack" though

>>81654829
my mental elf is not strong enough for this

>>81654829
gonna start doing this thanks

>>81654829
totally unrealistic for me unfortunately

>>81654840
>>81654849
I struggle adhereing to some of it, mostly sleep and the bonus stuff. But I'm a major loser robot and feel good a lot of the time because I religiously started doing these things, gives you something to do everyday as well. I'm still a virgin loser but hey ho I don't feel like throwing myself off a bridge everyday

I should add, start dressing a bit better and looking after your apperance (skincare, decent clothes that fit)

>>81654843
>>81654853
Its not true, just start doing one then when you do that do another, its not very hard.

>>81654839
any idea who the bird in this is?

Thinking about Ruth and her tuppence

>>81654873
Ruthmong is going to end up getting me investigated by the police for visiting The Swan, they might even think the "stalker" is one person so I'd have to sit and explain britfeel, dolly drama and my innonence to them.

>>81654886
You're not innocent you turned up to her pub and posted it on incel forums

>>81654886
It's nothing to do with us, whatever reason you claim to have to visit that pub, it's on you not us.

>>81654896
Its a public place that was heavily discussed here, I didn't specifically go there but merely walked past it and took a photo while I was on other business there.

I wouldn't even be that pissed off about the whole scenario, what would piss me off more is them thinking I was stalking/orbiting "Ruth" when I think shes an utterly boring munter that i'm thoroughly and comprehensively uninterested in.

I'd have to convince them I'm interested in britfeel dolly drama and "Ruthmong" not the victim, but I don't think it'll come to that anyway, I wish ruthmong would calm himself down though before he drags us all down

>>81654904
Do we live in a country where its illegal to walk into a pub?

>>81654906
>Its a public place that was heavily discussed here, I didn't specifically go there but merely walked past it and took a photo while I was on other business there.
>I wouldn't even be that pissed off about the whole scenario, what would piss me off more is them thinking I was stalking/orbiting "Ruth" when I think shes an utterly boring munter that i'm thoroughly and comprehensively uninterested in.
>I'd have to convince them I'm interested in britfeel dolly drama and "Ruthmong" not the victim, but I don't think it'll come to that anyway, I wish ruthmong would calm himself down though before he drags us all down
Tell that to the police x

>>81654906
If she was there, you would have taken a pic, you travelled there for a purpose lad. Stop acting innocent. It will make the police suspect you more if you keep lying.

>>81654916
It's not us that you need to convince, lad. I don't think a meme is a valid defence.

cross mong sent me this

blocked him what an ugly fella.

yep usual statistics x

>>81654936
unironically wouldn't be surprised if this is actually him

>>81654916
Everything else is illegal so yeah probably

>>81654917
>>81654918
>>81654933
Well it would make good content, perhaps even viral with that grift/auditing crowd who hate the police. At the very least it would be fairly amusing, for me to get into trouble would be a clear case of overbearing poLICE.

All the worlds a stage as they say, maybe it was fate that had me read britfeel and walk past that pub, where opportunity knocks I answer. You know it might actually kickstart my career as a auditing grifter type, like that nazi dog guy, but it seems unlikely anything would happen anyway, to build a case they'd have to collect posts here first and all the stalker ones aren't from my IP but ruthmongs so it'd be too complicated.

>>81654936
I have a feeling this is actually real, theres no image results, this might be why hes MIA

>It says here you brag about being a lifelong teetotal

>What business do you have entering a pub?

>>81654906
>Its a public place that was heavily discussed here, I didn't specifically go there but merely walked past it and took a photo while I was on other business there.
>
>I wouldn't even be that pissed off about the whole scenario, what would piss me off more is them thinking I was stalking/orbiting "Ruth" when I think shes an utterly boring munter that i'm thoroughly and comprehensively uninterested in.
>
>I'd have to convince them I'm interested in britfeel dolly drama and "Ruthmong" not the victim, but I don't think it'll come to that anyway, I wish ruthmong would calm himself down though before he drags us all down
fascinating

>>81654967
>They sell coffee, and other non-alcoholic beverages you know?
>are you being aggressive? Im arresting you for breach of the peace

>>81654936
Seen this lad around Glasgow

>>81654953
You drove back to it. I remember the post, "blahblah didn't have to drive far" or something. You saw it, took a pic, then went back to go inside.
You need to be careful, as you're making it seem like you're doing these things for internet fame.

>>81654967
>I was looking for the lavatory

>>81654833
Who is the bottom?

I don't care about the 'LICE. They are enemies of the people, this has been proven time and time again.

>>81649924
Blimey, that 1977 Rankin Bass animated version of the Hobbit is the best bloody Tolkien adaption ever made, and Steve Jackson fans can get bent.

>>81649941
>im sorry i dont know who smaug is
Cheeky git, are you taking the piss?

>>81654995
Agreed. Rightoids defending the LICE are the biggest mongs ever

Fact is the 'LICE could arrest most of us here for various things.

Spreading incel hatespeech (now a serious crime thanks to a fictional TV Show)

>>81654953
Nothing will happen, no comment interview might be best though if it does come to that

it says here you're a nice poster on the 4chan thread "britfeel". most other posters are not, what's your motivation you sick fuck?

Ejaculating on Shippy's hairy back

>>81655026
You reckon they stand in front of a mirror practicing their little "open top pocket and take pad out while staring at you" gimmick?

>>81654936
Is this literally Crossy?

Does anyone have the vocaroo of him shouting at wagies

Dubs and I Garn Malverns
Evens and I think about it
Odds I definitely won't

>>81655026
>you're a nice poster on the 4chan thread "britfeel". most other posters are not
It (doubt you'll believe me) saddens me that I am not nice at times.
>>81655050
You did have repeating digits, 50-50. Maybe go halfway up, have second thoughts about it, then come back?

>>81654936
Looks like dollars in the hat in the drawers though.

The 'LICE killed Bleep.

no i dont photoshop my images, i gimp them

thing is god is alive x

>>81655050
Do this but make it evens and you'll go to the PUBLICALLY ACCESSIBLE venue "The Swan"

>>81655050
0 means you have to take the shortcut near the first bend and go up the hill via the grass, not the path

Tilde won.

>>81655073
no way is that tilde

>>81655073
No you didn't, Buffalo Bill

>>81655054
I did think that about 50-50, it's quasi dubs

>>81655062
Swan is over 150 miles away. Malverns is bad enough at 50

Captcha:Y4NK

Crossy come back... we miss you...

look I just wanna be smothered by stinky girl feet x

>>81655066
Alright seasoned Malvern hiker?

If I took a different route it would defeat the purpose of beating a personal best

>be hyper depressed obese bastard
>get tired of it
>sort out diet
>start running/lifting
>lose 120lb
>everyone asks me if I took mong-jaro or wegovy
>I didnt
>deny it when asked
>people dont believe me and say I should just be honest about it
Shouldnt bother me, but its starting to really piss me off. I reclaimed my body and mind through discpline, not drugs

>>81655075
>>81655076
It is, she trips as "Employed Woman" on /brit/

>>81654886
That was a very silly thing to do. Paul has probably been watching hours of CCTV footage to find you.

30 days have september april june and november

>>81655087
i only did it once about 9 years ago
i was fucked taking that shortcut

>>81655089
bet you did have the Jab you fat cunt

call you Jabba the hut hahahahah fat cunt

>>81655078
Have you been up in the rain yet? I loved going walking in the rain.
>>81655087
NTA but, take a different route so you're not just repeating the same actions.

Richard 'Dick Lice' Tice

>>81655103
>Jabba the hut
Clever lol, but even if I wanted to, I'm too poor to get the jab

>>81655089
jokes on you fatboy you could have lost it without the effort x (joke I'm proud of you)

>>81655095
>That was a very silly thing to do

I didn't even get that many (yous) on the post as well

Any midlands based lad fancy Garn Malvern?

Come on edgbaston, it's on the same train line as you and you love following me up hills

>still no sub 30
lol

>>81655089
Fuck them, you know you did it yourself. Well done lad, it's not easy to do it naturally.

>>81655073
>>81655075
>>81655076
>>81655092
https://vocaroo.com/122BigujoDou

Reminder this is Tildes voice

>>81655104
It started raining last time as I got back down. Was going to go up again to try and nail sub-30 then and there but gave up a few minutes in as I was going much slower

>>81655119
>https://vocaroo.com/122BigujoDou

Very cute!

>>81655114
I half think these posts are actually encouragment rather than hostile. Last time I was within a whisker of 30

Can't take a photo of the Malverns, "Victim #1" once climbed it.

>>81655122
Yeah that will happen, having just exerted yourself.

Very high UV today, Hope you're factoring up every 2 hours minimum and wearing approtiate sun gear (shades, hat)

>>81655144
>approtiate

we doin alreet there de lids?
https://voca.ro/1kBA8F27PUlU

>>81655144
Cloudy down souf, solar panels barely outputting anything

>>81655146
Thought that was BN at first

I've relapsed back onto 200mg sertraline, will make a video vlog my effort to quit and ultimately fail later.

>>81655147
UVA travels through clouds. Common misunderstanding, UVB is reduced though.

>>81655146
Good impression lad. Think you could give a cover of bacon bacon butty time song?

>>81655144
Fairly sure my area completely missed the so called "heat wave" this week. It's been positively pleasant and overcast. Same today

Its a (((heat wave))) chud, stop driving your car and using plastic straws

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3velqy9rzo

>Tfw no black Christian woman to stalk you

>>81655119
>https://vocaroo.com/122BigujoDou
rusty spoons

>>81654936
You know lads if that is crossy or not that fucking cruel as fuck that you have spoken to him for a while and he has confined within you and shown what he looks like and you have posted it on here for all to laugh at. No wonder people have trust issues.

>>81655157
Shame, you were doing reasonably well at the start with no symptoms. Do you feel better back on 200mg

Might do a digital detox, including 4chan. Its negatively affecting my mental health. I'll focus on vlogging on youtube of my experience.

>>81655175
I kept getting contacted by the hyper-religious black guy. I spoke to him and recited some prayer with him on town on Easter Sunday and gave him my number, he ended up ringing me like 10 times and messaging me like 5 times on whatsapp, never answered though

>And when Jay complained, the highest authority in the Church in Leicester - a top contender to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury - said he didn't believe him. Instead, he accused Jay of witchcraft.

>>81655181
Very true this. If it is Crossy then someone has betrayed his trust and that's not nice. I don't think it is but even if it is none of our business. Can't trust anybody today. Looks like dollars in the hat though but who knows.

How easy is it to get social housing in today's climate?

>>81655192
>Might do a digital detox, including 4chan. Its negatively affecting my mental health
It does that, but it is addictive. During the April 15-26th period my mental health was so much better, got so much done too

ngl lads porn

>>81655192
>>81655213
Improves my mental health if anything. I can't be arsed with chatting to people irl so I get it all out of my system by shitposting here and elsewhere.

>>81655182
I'll document my experience but largely since I dropped to 100:

>Large amounts of generalized anxiety
>Ability to function in public heavily diminishing
>Racing thoughts
>Unsettled

On 200mg I could say, go to the gym and keep a "mask" on and complete basic human interaction as in say hi, bye and not get pissed off and flustered at other humans being on a diff "wavelength" but on 100mg that wavelength feels so large its completely alienating and anxiety/depression inducing. Basically the gap between me and others was shortened enough to be tolerable but as I reduce my meds that gap becomes too long to be tolerable and also compounded by anxiety and racing thoughts. I've been basically shut in for the past few days and piles of rubbish accumlating, if it wasn't for my mother coming to clear my rubbish I'd be rapidly descending back into total oblivion.

Anyway I will upload a vlog describing this

>>81655213
I didn't visit britfeel for like 2-3 years, or at the very least maybe a thread once in a blue moon. A couple months back and I've already been dragged back into a weird stalker situation

>>81655213
To do this just post scat porn on INT board the Brit general and you will get banned easily

>>81655211
Depends on how much of a spacker you are. If you are disabled or pregnant then you get higher priority. If not you will be waiting years for a council flat.

some lids just aren't built for the chans, my mentol elves were fine, been on it 13 years though but I love me shitposting I do, when it went down my posting decreased but I still did a bit on the sharty and 8kun

She better not be coming to my territory in September after what she pulled the other day. Words will be exchanged. Bitch.

>>81655227
I have autism and anxiety, so I guess I'll be housed quicker

>>81655223
To add also:

My appetite goes from feeling too sick with deep anxiety to eat or binge eating shite.

I've had two bad binges and purges in the period of sertraline reduction, where as I had zero in the previous 4 years of medication. Spoiler related.

>>81655233
>I have autism and anxiety
Proof?

>Officer, I don't have any interest in Ruth, its a misunderstanding! I'm in love with a homosexual Newcastle twink and a 32 year old glaswegian crossdresser! Look at my post history!

if youre an employed adult and still live with your mother is it ok for her to charge rent? how much is acceptable?

>>81655242
back to your prison-gay state Ebinlad?

I hope that unsightly lad above isn't actually crossy, that would be incredibly grim

>>81655249
Honestly could never imagine charging my kids rent.

>>81655241
Diagnosed. And support worker has helped me secure 100 points.

>>81655250
>prison-gay state

Lets just say its been a recurring motif.

>>81655242
I don't know any female named Ruth. I bet she is a right slag.

>>81655233
Depends on where you live as well. You have to bid on properties and theres a list of people that may be higher priority than you if you do manage to secure a viewing and turn it down you will loose your priority status. You cant really be picky when it comes to council flats/houses.
Also fucking hell thought that was carol voderman for a split second there.

Starting a hashtag on X (Formerly known as Twitter)

#Justice4Bleep

the joeys are gay though

>>81655249
I am unemployed adult without any benefits. I couldn't pay her anything. She should be applying for care allowance to be honest. I'm not mentally capable. I don't have any ID for bennies. She doesn't even know where my birth certificate is... it's her problem.

>>81655261
I know that feel, although it died after I actually tried it irl and realized I did not like it at all. My porn is still a lot of depraved 2d gay shit though, but fantasy is not reality I discovered.

>>81655265
I did manage to use my sperg powers to get 100 points.
And yeah, it is infact, Carol Vorders.

>>81655273
>although it died after I actually tried it irl and realized I did not like it at all

Was it the smell?

>>81655271
Take a shower you smelly mong

>>81655223
Sad to read this, life just isn't for some robots.

>>81655271
Officers this is the real stalker. RUTHMONG. Please check posts from his IP.

>>81655274
>100 points
Whats thats lid? In PIP or a social housing scheme?
Oh I see its AI generated.

>>81655284
Where I am, you have to get points for housing. 100 points is pretty high. But I only got them due to being a sperg.

Setting up another pub on the coasts to attract more Seasiders and civilise a cruel and unforgiving world with no CEX or benefits; we forced to be naturally hard grafters.

Fucks me off being a mental wreck - prodromal schizophrenia, yes I hear voices - and still having to work while tismos who cant handle a little stress in their lives are getting paid to sit on here posting old womens fannies. Not personal, but fuck it makes me mad.

Who is 'bleep'? Benji and Bobbin are the only two pets I'm aware of in the /britfeel/ pet cemetery

>>81655275
and everything else, sure. Projecting myself into the role of a mindbroken feminized hyponoslave in a doujin surprisingly doesn't lead well into with sex with 3dpd men. You live and your learn (one mental breakdown at a time)

>>81655290
Oh I see. To be honest with you lad I only know what Ive read online I have never applied to get my own council flat. I will be doing in XX amount of years when Im on my own.

>>81655281
I would go to the Casino/Slots arcade with you if you're up for it.

Might start that on Youtube, theres some yanks raking in hundreds of thousands of views and I bet the CPM/Sponsership is high on gambling content. Though I might splice it with a review of the town before going to the slots in said town for more "vloggy" interests.

I'll start vlogging style content like my experience with the meds, my ambitions, the general despair of living as an autistic man in his early 30s in a country that seemingly rejects him at every opportunity

>>81655249
>if youre an employed adult and still live with your mother is it ok for her to charge rent? how much is acceptable?

its okay to charge a small amount not hundreds. the child covers maybe 1 or 2 bills is reasonable

>>81655295
SeasideMARK once had a little doggy. Probably pawned it off to CEX when he needed a cash injection. Poor dog.

>>81655296
well at least you're over it now mate, live and learn. I suspect many normies "experiment" but keep it secret

Hows your love life now? Any female suitors in the prevailing years since the homo incident?

>>81655304
Mam charges me 1/3rd of the household bills. 3 of us live here so I guess its only fair that we all pay a third.

I hate that all a whore has to do is show her fat tits and she can afford a house.
But then again, she'll hit the wall in 5 years and have to get a job or go on bennies.
Any tipe for a NEET about to live on his own?

>>81655301
>I would go to the Casino/Slots arcade with you if you're up for it.
Could do, depends when you're up for it

Could probably get to Scarborough by 4/5, I'd have to leave 9pm at the latest because of waging. Could even grab York Toby en route

>>81655307
>charges me 1/3rd of the household bills
You on benefits?

>>81655306
Nah, no suitors. I have had sex with women, and it was infinitely more enjoyable, but I'm alright on my own. I'm very much a robot neet now. Some irl friends might be nice though but I'm at the age now where it's almost impossible to meet new people (they're all married with kids and doing hubbycuck shit)

On the negative/plus, I had a slight uptick in libido on the lower dose of Sertraline. Back on 200mg that will significantly diminish to the point of near non-existance. This is both a positive and negative, I still long for companionship but sex would be something I'd only feel like doing once every maybe 2 days at a push and even then might be "forced"

>>81655317
Another day, I'm garn bingo tonight.

>>81655322
>(they're all married with kids and doing hubbycuck shit)

See thats a hell I wouldn't want to be in, I guess just enjoy the bachelor life. Gambling feels better than sex.

22 quid for 30gb Europe and USA eSim. Reckon that would do for two weeks me lids? I think so I'm not going to be watching loads of videos or anything. Suppose I can top up if needed.

>>81655331
Be careful with those esims, my mate got one when on holiday, and didn't realise it cancelled the sim he uses all the time. Not sure if one can just swap them like can be done with a traditional sim.

>>81655329
>I'm garn bingo tonight

>>81655339
I can use more than one eSim on my device. I've never tested it but I'm sure it'll work out okay I think. My local network (ID) is charging a fortune for roaming. Last time I just bought a roaming pass with Three. I could probably just buy a physical sim when I land as well but eSim seems easier.

>>81655347
On my UC bank check thing they asked

"And what is this 600 pound payment from MeccaBingo in Feburary?"

Garn to the Seahive once construction completed.

>>81655329
>I'm garn bingo tonight.
You go on your own? I thought it'd just be all old biddies.

Which of the three would you pick. For me, its communism!

>>81655355
Chinese communism is basically just National Socialism (for Han people) so, there's no downsides to that if you're a White Brit

>>81655354
ebin is the gilf hunter of britfeel

>>81655351
See, this is why I basically pay cash for everything. My bank statement is basically wages in, cash out, occasional direct debit for gas/electric etc

>>81655351
Did they question your spending/withdrawals, or just the income?

>>81655351
Jobcentre plus worker FUMING, FROTHING a at the mouth at a bennie dosser for winning 600 pound on fucking bingo. Kek.

>>81655318
big boy benefits

>>81655354
Parents usually, but sometimes solo.

There is a few younger people there actually, not the highest class but you get what you pay for.

>>81655367
>>81655374
Nah, just who my landlord was and if I had any other places I store money. Tbf I'm basically broke and not scamming so the phone call which was supposed to be an hour took less than 10 mins, I suspect its just to catch out thickos who actually claim for stuff they shouldn't

>Tfw he spends all his benefits on the slots and national lottery

Kinell. Travel insurance gonna cost me 50 quid. Actually cheaper when I declare my autism for some reason. Spacker discount? Kek.

>>81655399
How else are we going to escape our fate? We didn't ask to be born. We can't just get good jobs

how come shippy is no where near 35k?

>>81655409
We're not, gambling is our only choice of escape from this prison

>>81655413
>Experienced (5 years)
Kek at this AI generated slop

>>81655400
You could risk not having it but if you're going to the land of the free it's risky if you need medical attention.

>>81655399
benefits should be paid in food stamps and utilities vouchers

>>81655400
>Actually cheaper when I declare my autism
autistics are less likely to seek medical attention

>>81655400
Worth paying mate. I assume this is DVDlad and if anything happened to you over in America you would be looking at a 5-6 figure bill over there. Its 9k just for a fucking ambulance ride to the hospital. The robbing cunts.

>>81655436
What about petrol?

Benefits should be paid in slots vouchers and national lottery tickets.

>>81655399
Ian Duncan smith. What a tyrant he was.

New thread i repeat new thread

>>81655442

>>81655441
maybe we could include that in utilities

>>81655449
>bait/saddo thread
no thanks

>>81655307
How much is your cost of living over there per month?
>t. Amerifat lurker