Thread 81678978

Cambridge edition, a city with a good university

>>81678978 (OP)
First, am i not?

I miss living in Cambridge. I didn't feel miserable there.

Got bitten by a Mosquito

>>81678997
Have you thought about going to Nottingham

>>81678998
Leno wishes he had a chin like that

>>81679003
I used to work there. It's not quite the same but it was alright.

Nottingham Express Transit

>>81679013
I love the tram it's brilliant

Me? Arch linux. It's lightning fast and lean as fuck.

>>81679057
Me? Windows 10 Pro

>friendly reminder to drink water
I'm 30 years old and still alive. the body does this mad thing where it makes you feel thirsty when you need to drink water.

sugarbaby spent like 600 quid on taxis last month

>>81679121
I think you underestimate just how fucking stupid the average person is, lad. They won't thirst themselves to death, but there really are some retards out there who will go basically the entire day without drinking anything, feel tired, headachey, shaky, hot etc. and wonder why before they finally take some sips and go on with their life never putting two and two together. This is the mean of humanity.

Me? Windows 7

Do mosquitos prefer fat people?

>>81679132
Does she at least do anal for you , lad?

>>81679175
Probably, they sweat more

>>81679175
Probably, more to eat

>>81679176
i wish lad she doesn't really do anything for me except cause stress and make me worry desu desu

>>81679194
And so you keep paying for her life why exactly? That's the entire point of a sugardaddy-sugarbaby relationship.

Two lucky dips on tonights Euromillions. I have a good feeling about this brehs

>>81679169
Absolutely loved Windows 7. I'd still be using it if Microsoft still provides security updates

very dire LARP this desu

Not doing too bad with the clockmaxxing today, most of July 1st gone already

2% of July gone already. Oh aye x

>>81679176
Daily reminder that if you're into anal, the jews have done a number on you, big time.

>>81679208
You won't win, mong

>>81679199
its complicated desu desu. keeps her out of trouble

>Office for National Statistics : 33.9% of live births were to non-UK-born women, an increase from 31.8% in 2023. India remains the most frequent country of birth for non-UK-born mothers and fathers for the third year in a row. Have a look at our interactive map
https://x.com/ONS/status/1939965177643806996

>>81679221
Have you thought about taking up smoking, Shippy?

>>81678978 (OP)
How the fuck do you find a job lads? I spend a decent bit of time on the job searching sites but most of them I absolutely cannot be fucked with. The biggest issue for me is all the
>Hit the ground running
>Be a talented individual
>Be willing to sacrifice yourself for the company
>Be a teamplayer and go to teambuilding events (in your own personal time LMAO)
Bullshit just pisses me off. I honestly roll my eyes every time I see "Hit the ground running". I swear I must be autistic because why can't companies just write
>Be a hardworking person who will come into work on time and do a good job everyday
Why is that so fucking hard to write?

The worst part is they all for all the bullshit I wrote above and then at the end of the job posting it says 24k per year. Like you want a talented individual to hit the ground running for slightly better than minimum wage?

Fuck I honestly despise this country.

>>81679257
Maybe the odd cigar here and there.

SSM enjoys a cheeky cigar here and there

>>81679262
I like a good cigar, me. But sometimes, there's nothing quite like a cigarette and a cup of coffee. They're cheap as chips here- I could send you some if you'd like.

painal with eva6

overdone it on the 'cohol lads, need to give it a break for a week at least

>>81679233
"''ers wh-wher i keep me TAMU"
*shows shitty pants*

>>81679261
>he has a video of an alcoholic presenting his underwear full of shit saved

Cannot believe how they get away with cigarettes, I mean tobacco smoking is not the best for your health anyway, but the vast majority of the damage comes from the additives. It would be like putting a teaspoon full of bleach in every Big Mac

You are currently at the most clockmaxxed you've ever been. By the end of reading this post, you'll be even more clockmaxxed than you were at the start

/deepfeel/: SSM actually wears nappies, but is keeping it private

gauloises, latte and croissant desu

>>81679057
I'm on Ubuntu currently. Never tried Arch.

>>81679113
You should switch before October lad, because security updates will run out then.

Just had a Gregg's tuna crunch baguette. Was alright

>>81679258
It's all one big joke mate and I don't know if it will ever get better. Best not to read the job application until they reply, which they don't most of the time anyway.

And the latest from Helperlad?

>>81679311
Microsoft have extended Windows updates for Windows 10 for up to 3 years now. It won't be free though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzNJLnrBguc

>>81679329
>It's all one big joke mate and I don't know if it will ever get better.
It is mate absolute joke and proper piss take. I really don't know what I want to do either. Like I'm sat here thinking
>Nah don't wanna sell gay products. Nah don't wanna deal with the public. Nah don't wanna be forced into meetings to deal with SLIs and KPIs
Just don't fucking know mate. And yeah I've sent about 50 applications so far and only one of them got back to me

just want a coding job and my own flat in life is that too much to ask? x

>>81679362
Its getting fucking hammered in parliament. No way its going to pass.

>>81679374
I highly doubt she loves submissive men in actuality. The only reason she pretends is that they fund her with their simpery

had one beer yesterday and shat myself
the kids in my class weren't nice about it

>>81679374
Stop baiting me into having a wank with those delicious tits.

>>81679407
Teacher anon?

had a couple of beers with the kids yesterday and we all had a great time

Bit hot today innit
Corr

>>81679258
This is it lad, this is the reality for 95% of people. It fucking sucks and there's no 'trick' or 'secret' to cutting through the bullshit, it's literally what you have to do. I wish I could be a little less blackpilling, but I have to be honest with you and not sugar-coat it.

Just use ChatGPT or some other LLM to do it all. Link the job advert to it, then put in your CV and cover letter and tell it to rewrite the key sections to better fit the job, then apply and move on to the next one. If the applications has questions then just ask the LLM to answer them for you with occasional tweaks here and there.

It's PURELY a numbers game. Most job adverts are fake, most jobs are pointless, most of the time your CV will never even grace human eyes. The only way to get interviews and offers is to fucking SPAM applications out there.

Our Jezzer's on the TV.

Been dreaming of having my own flat in Nottingham, it would be a dream come true

>>81679440
Who gives a fuck? He's an irrelevant aging commie cuck.

>>81679451
Same. Would love my own flat. Wall to wall full of my treasures.

>>81679440
Thought you meant Jeremy Kyle don't give my hopes up lid. Loved watching him rip into people.

>>81679439
I've been using ChatGPT yeah mate and then editing it with my own words to make it sound like robotic.

It's not the time it takes to apply for jobs, it's more what they are asking from me.

Like I'm just some everyday lad with probably a slightly below average IQ. I'm not going to hit the ground running and I'm not talented. But I can learn things and I can work hard to ensure I'm doing a good job.

Feels like it's just not fucking relevant these days. Why do they all want an entrepreneur?

>>81679470
Heard the snow it coming back. Cant stand the snivelling little worm me. Would love to turn him into a slurry with a lump hammer.

oompa loopa doobadee do

>>81679470
He has his own show on GBeebies

>>81678978 (OP)
This has hurt me. I only just missed cambridge. I remember they sent me this snivelling, patronising email

>Ultimately, your decision must be about more than just Cambridge - there is a fair chance that a reapplication would result in a rejection and you need to spend some time thinking about how that would make you feel: do you have plans for a gap year beyond reapplying? Are you excited about them? Are there other universities you would like to apply to, you have the grades for, and which you are more excited about than your insurance choice? You should also think carefully about turning down your insurance to reapply - I can see from UCAS track that you hold a place at a very good university (in a nice city) to study the course you wanted to study here and which would very likely give you very similar prospects in the longer term after university.

I fucking smashed my screen up after that

>>81679471
It's ALL just fucking guff mate. The vast, vast majority of jobs can be done by anyone with a room temp IQ. Can you turn up on time, sober and with your shoelaces tied? Congratulations, you can literally do 99% of jobs with no problem, no pre-requisite training, no special skills etc.

The problem is that the job market is just so unbelievably saturated that companies can do these arbitrarily difficult, roundabout and pointless things for each opening. You have no-name generic admin insurance underwriter businesses in provincial 3rd rate towns holding applications like they're Google in New York. It's all just fucking wank... and yet you have to go along with it.

It's not relevant, but as long as the current market is tilted towards the employer rather than the employee and they have all the leverage you just have to play their game. The reality is that they don't need you, you need them. If you want to be high and mighty and find all this stuff beneath you, that's all fine but you have to realise they aren't going to beg you to come back because they have several hundred other applicants in waiting.

It's a truly shit situation and frankly it's not going to change any time soon. In fact, I'd wager it's probably going to get worse since we're seeing contractions in the job market consistently year on year.

>>81679518
Holy christ is that real? Fuck me these cunts.

>>81679527
It gets better lad. The more senior you are, the less bullshit and the more they kiss your arse instead.

>>81679533
I know. They should have just written "Sorry Olumedie Obengwe has taken your place, he'll be elevated and you'll be a 2nd class citizen in your own country, now off you fuck and eke out your miserable life"

>>81679542
This is the conventional wisdom, but doesn't really play out how people think it does. Senior positions are allocated in a pyramid fashion - there's always going to be more people than the positions available, so by definition there are people who never will 'move up the ladder'.

>>81679548
Yeah that's true, you just need to make sure you are one of the people who move up the ladder.

>>81679527
>You have no-name generic admin insurance underwriter businesses in provincial 3rd rate towns holding applications like they're Google in New York.
So true that mate. I think the worst part is when they ask for all these things and then offer such a shite wage that isn't really possible to do much on as a single person. Wow, 24k per year. I guess I can just about afford a shoebox and some tissue paper to wipe my arse with. Yet you have the audacity to ask for a talented individual who will put his life and time on the line for the company.

But yeah, you're right. What can you do? Just gotta go with it and pretend so we can get a job and then kiss the managers arse daily. Maybe I'm too autistic to pretend like all the other normies pretend.

>>81679542
>The more senior you are
I doubt will ever be a senior. Will always be nothing but dirt thanks to my working class parents who are also just dirt to be stepped on.

>>81679561
I grew up working class lad. Life is what you make it. Unless you have an intellectual disability or facial disfigurement, you can definitely work your way up with a bit of hard work and nous.

Blad and DVDlad sharing a dorm room. One wall full of DVDs the opposite wall full of retro games. What shenanigans will this unlikely couple get into? Find out next week!

>>81679581
DVDLad is also obese. Blad is ginger.

>>81679581
Very good depiction that lad, beat one yet, might need a bit more room for my games though my lid. Not too sure about DVDlad though considering he isnt Indian.

Is Blad bald?

Most britfeel personalities are overweight, HHL is the exception

>>81679606
No absolutely not. Baldness dosent run in my family. My grandad had a full head of hair at 79.

>>81679616
Was/is your grandad overweight?

>>81679616
I'm jealous lad. I am starting to recede slightly at the temples. It's over for me

>>81679616
Do you keep your hair close cropped though? I always imagine you with like a grade 3 all over.

>>81679627
It's very surreal to watch it happen to you in real time. I'm not in a bad spot yet, but damn my hair takes longer to grow back, has definitely thinned and is creeping away at the corners. Not happy.

>>81679624
Ha no. He did have a pacemaker though. Also when he died we found out he had a secret girlfriend he was 79 and she was 45

What do I ask for when I go to a barber? Like I just have no idea how it all works. Um, cut my hair please? Short?

I don't want anything fancy, I just have no idea how people even learn about how to properly ask for the exact style they know they want. It's like a different language to me.

>>81679628
Number 3 all over, standard buzz cut. Dont care about looks me my lid, free when mummy cuts your hair. It lush.

>>81679637
Indeed lad. Been obsessively comparing photos from a few years ago to see if it's getting worse. I will probably just shave my head and never think about it again (I won't).

>>81679643
You should grow it. Fat lads always look better with long hair

>>81679643
What do you mean you don't care about looks? That's a good look!

>>81679641
I haven't been to a barber in years. I just shave my head once a week in the mirror.

>>81679643
>Dont care about looks me
evas not gonna lke this

Won 10 quid on slots and bought a cotton/linen blend navy suit in TK max for 130 quid

starting to think there a lot of us will all over buzzcuts

>>81679693
I'm the opposite honestly mate
Got a couple hairs reaching me bumcrack in the shower

just ordered some food on uber eats, mental how expensive it is

buzzcuts are mongy
ive got flowing luxurious hair

>>81679696
that would annoy the FUCK out of me

>>81679709
Post a pic of your hair then you wont

>>81679713
no i wont because its against the rules

Imagine taking MDMA with Blad. You both start to feel absolutley incredible, but it's warm, so you strip off to your boxers. You end up stroking his grade 3 buzz cut and you can't believe how good it feels on your hands. It feels wonderful for him too and he starts purring like a cat. Eventually Blad gets out his bottle of ALDI baby oil and you start oiling each other up until you're both slick, moaning with pleasure, but it's not sexual at all. You're just two lads, completely straight, enjoying each others bodies in a non-gay way. Your dick doesn't even get hard. Quite the opposite. It's shrunken and tiny. Blad might be hard. You don't know, and frankly, you don't even care.

>>81679721
Its not if you blur your face

>>81679712
It's really not that bad, people who think long hair is annoying probably havent had it or are just unlucky with their hair - or never brush/wash.
I put in minimal effort with it and have no problems, even had girls ask me for my "routine" which they're never a fan of as my routine is just "I shower once a day" and that's it.

>>81679727
im not posting myself on british anonymous incel forums mate

>>81679731
I can only assume you are bald then. Sad LARP mate

>>81679658
I did at one point had it down to my back in my early 20s. Had it cut because it took me an hour to wash and dry it, it became a chore washing my own hair.
>>81679662
>>81679675
I mean in a way I dont particularly care about having a decent "stylish" haircut. I used to go to the barbers and have a standard short back and sides haircut but now I cant be bothered. Been cutting my own hair since 2020 so the habit has stayed with me.

>>81679721
It's not but okay. You're just a little lying bitch boy.

>>81679728
girls don't wash their hair for days then wonder why it's icky

Ruthmong has long greasy hair

>>81679722
Fucking hell this loremaster is writing erotic fan fiction about me now. Laughing at it but in a somewhat bizarre way.

>>81679736
>>81679738
why is it hard to believe that someone can grow their hair, sounds like jealousy x

>>81679743
So does Lollers. He keeps his hair in a ponytail.

>>81679518
seems like sound advice to me my lad

>>81679739
Or they overdo it. One was annoyed I had "no split ends" and was determined to find out what I do to avoid it. Answer naturally was "I don't know what a split end actually is".

But then she's there rubbing all kinds of shit into it, washing it, dying it, blowdrying it, etc. They do not realise they're just making it worse.

>>81679728
you dont understand i have a severe dislike to anything touching my face if i get even just a tickle on the cheek i need to scrub it with a nail brush untill its red raw i could never have hair touch my face ever

as for me its shampoo + condition every 3 or so days + argan oil after

>>81679751
It's not, that's sort of why I'm so bitchy to you for refusing to post proof.

>>81679773
well then its a you problem

>>81679750
It's not erotic lad. Have you ever tried MDMA? For most people, it totally kills your sex drive - but it massively inflates your sensuality drive. It just makes physical touch feel so fucking good but in a non sexual way. I'd love to explore that, if you're open to it.

Having a waccies me. Still feel rough af. Will probably go back to beddingtons in a bit.

>>81679784
>Having a waccies me.
Proof?

>>81679784
>Having a waccies me. Still feel rough af
Probably because you eat fast food every other day, and if it's not that it's microwaved pizza, and then you abuse drugs and alcohol on top of that

>>81679795
Hopefully he'll be dead soon then his attentionposting can cease.

Finances are a little bit harsh at B towers at the moment now that all 3 of our a dieting. Fruit costs a fucking fortune. Had to downgrade from Dr Pepper to "professor peppy" from ALDI. Last time I drank it, it turned my piss fluorescent yellow! Its bloody awful lads nothing beats the real thing. Not happy.

>>81679802
Will never put ALDI shite in my body, no thanks, cannot be good for you can it?

>>81679807
I will report back later if it turns my piss neon yellow like it did last time.

Back from the neurology appointment, good news and bad news. I haven't had a stroke, and it's not alzheimers (good news), but it would appear I have MS, a thing called primary progressive MS.
Fuck my life lads.

>>81679802
>Fruit costs a fucking fortune

Bollocks lad. Loose fruit literally costs pennies in supermarkets

my favourite vegetable? has to be okra. love that stuff

>>81679810
Better than eating wcdonalds every week surely? This was my last order. Brought a tear to my eye seeing it.

>>81679815
I forgot an appropriate choon.
*screams into the void*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6QIC2wS7R8

>>81679825
Are you joking? Is this for multiple people?

>>81679831
Hah. No just for me my liiiiiid. Heres another one from a few months ago. Thats a double quarter pounder, 2 triple cheeseburgers, 2 large fries and a banana shake. It lush.

>>81679825
Sensible to do a smaller mcdonalds for your last one, kind of wean yourself off it a bit

>>81679831
he's a fat fuck are you dense

>>81679852
that just sounds like it was his idea

>>81679825
"it just a snack" as SSM would say

Fucking hell, I'm totally full after one burger and one of the small bags of fries

Why are the 'heterosexual men' of britfeel so invested in the looks, height, build and hair of other men on an anonymous website?

>>81679851
I feel sick just looking at this

>>81679825
you could diet by eating maccies every day as long as you had a calorie deficit and exercised
try just one burger instead of 3

How does HHL eat junk food and drink alcohol every day and still manage to stay skelly

>>81679867
To be honest I think that lad was asking so he could build a realistic profile of me for his AI joke posts. I dont mind they make me laugh. The funniest one he did was that one with me and what was supposed to be eva6. A bit crass but funny nonetheless.

>>81679162
I try and drink as little as possible at work so that when I have my first beer after toil it's extra thirst quenching and satisfying.

>>81679884
>AI
I'm offended. I write them by hand.

>>81679873
Your right lid. Might try that actually, good idea.

Off to meet my Indian lass in a bit. Told me she needs seeing to.

>>81679876
Downer is prob my fav track from that album

Blad do you ever eat ice cream naked or in just your boxers?

>>81679873
That's like getting Sean to "just have one" tropical fruit vk, or "just have one" line. Complete lack of willpower.

>>81679518
There are other good unis besides Cambridge lad. It's not all about Oxbridge.

>>81679752
>ponytail
this is a common thing among paedophiles

https://youtu.be/17uMGnX4XbE Tilde searching for rusty spoons

>>81679933
Not had ice cream in ages lid. If I did I would pick double chocolate fudge brownie ice cream. Also no I dont like being naked, dont even like having my t shirt off not sure why just dosnet feel right.

>>81679884
No besides this instance lad. I can't understand why these straight men are obsessed with the looks, height, build and hair of other men on an anonymous website.

>>81679927
Here you go lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnHdS2H18MQ

I need to have a listen to the albums again, I was a lil teenfag when I last listened to them all, many years ago. I remember buying the unplugged VHS when t cam out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWmkuH1k7uA

I'm become retarded

>>81679906
youre here 16 hours a day playing dollies and make believe. no one believes you. soft cunt sort your life out.

What games you lads playing
I'm bored of the games I play and wanna know what my fellow comfy womfy NEETies play

>>81679962
I just think its human nature or curiosity to know what people look like behind their internet personas. I used to watch vtubers and there was people dedicated to finding out what they looked like behind the anime avatar, same thing really.

Dollymong doing the [personality] has a ponytail, bald or balding routine
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81094386/#81099417https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81094386/#81099436
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81094386/#81099683

There was an accident last time I was oiling up Blad's naked body. My oily hands slipped against his shoulders, and then he shot across his kitchen tiles like a greased walrus, his arms windmilling, sliding right out into his hallway.

He slid right into Janice, a stern-faced social worker who was there to visit Blad's deranged brother, Derek. Janice screamed and dropped her clipboard. Blad looked up at Janice and said "Y'know, life is kind of like this floor. One minute you're upright, confident and in control. The next minute, you're sprawled helplessly at someone's feet, hoping they'll understand." Janice was blown away by Blad's oily wisdom.

"Blad" she whispered breathlessly, "I must admit...your wisdom has done more than enlighten my mind. You've positively moistened my fanny."

>>81679972
Played Pokemon for 2 months straight and got burned out on video games at the moment. Was thinking about playing ocarina of time and majoras mask back to back soon.

When I make AI images of personalities here or make up little stories it is with love and not malice. Hope that's alright with you de lids?

>>81679972
I played dayz a bit recently, and apex leg ends, waiting on the funds to buy days gone. The long dark is good, in the past anons have liked terraria. A great (IMO) game is my friend pedro, it's a side scrolling shooter, real fun, and it made me sweat while doing it, there's not many games that have done that, dayz is one of the other ones, desu.

we getting the pollers and poll routine soon king?

>>81680006
>twin towers
Never forget

>>81680006
>Reddit puts a watermark on the image when you save it to your device.
Cunts.

>>81679972
I'm in video game purgatory. I sometimes go on GTA V and do odd job side missions like the weapons smuggling air hanger, and taxi fares. Or go on RDR2 and waste time doing nothing, if I'm lucky I'll get a few pelts or items I need.
Now and then a couple levels of Duke Nukem 3D.
It's a nightmare and it goes nowhere, just like my life. I've even made video games shitty. I have no passion.

>>81680006
Don't even feel safe playing the emulation on Nintendo Switch because the stupid cunts don't let you play with black borders and I don't want OLED burn in.

>>81679994
t. paedophile with a ponytail

>>81679965
Cheers liddo. Already have Incesticide locally in lossless. I haven't heard the Unplugged session in years. Might have to dl it

How much would you charge if she asked for shag?

>>81680010
I do the same, I make comments and in my head it's hilarious and the other person is going to get it and will have a laugh together, but what usually happens is 0 (You)'s, then I'll start to think maybe that it wasn't funny and I just seemed mean.

Which Britfeel personality is balding/bald?

>>81680024
You can turn that off in the settings. Images in the app have been fucked for ages. High resolution photos are not shown properly. I used to browse the NSFW High Resolution subreddit and zoom in to lassies vaginas, arseholes and nipples but it's just a blurry mess for ages now.

>>81679965
All Apologies is a good song

>>81680038
Id do it for free desu

>>81680036
Those are rookie numbers lad.

>>81680059
>Id do it for free


disgusting

>doing the [personality] has a ponytail, bald or balding routine

"Oh Lollers? Which one is he again? Is he the one with the ponytail?"
"No he's bald"
"Are you sure? I thought he had hair?"
"Well technically he's balding."
"So does he have a ponytail?"
"No. Well, kind of. He's bald on top but he's got a little ponytail at the back"
"So is his ponytail bald?"
"No, Lollers is bald, but he has a ponytail."
"So the ponytail isn't bald?"
"No the ponytail is hair. Hair can't itself be bald."
"Right but you said he's bald?"
"He is bald, mostly."
"But he has a ponytail."
"Yeah but the rest of him is fully, gleamingly bald. Like an egg with a tail. Or like a sperm maybe."

>>81680072
Only downloaded the 2008 remaster a few months ago haha

>>81680036
I've put it on jootube now, might DL and pop it on a memory stick at some point in teh future.

Why does this kind of content upset him so much?

>>81680072
Lol, although it took me some effort to read the image

>>81679679
>Buying a suit in TKMaxx
>Paying 130 for something in TKMaxx

giving up in life
its all fucking pointless x

>>81680054
I really like heart shaped box and where did you sleep last night. Some of the best songs on the unplugged are covers as well, but plateau on lake of fire are brilliant versions/covers.

Why does hairline speculation content online upset him to the point that he breaks his mother's things?

>Most played track is actually LBC radio stream
Grim

>>81680127
Corr, iTunes?

>>81678978 (OP)
I applied to Cambridge to do Natural Science back in 2012. I got called to interview at Fitzwilliam College.

I fucked up the interview big time. First thing was a maths test and I didnt do Further Maths Alevel so I was stumped. Then we had a physics interview. I think they knew I was not that smart. Then I had a chem interview. One of the chem interviewers was a cunt. Then the third interview we just talked about the maths test.

My life went downhill after that until like 4 years ago.

might go for a quick swim later today. it healthy x

I forgot, I liked this as well. I was only a young teen when they were out, it was quite good.

>>81680134
Yep classic boomer style

>>81679906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRjFWDGs1g

Lollers mentioned wearing a hat once. Is this proof of accelerated balding? I just wish to god we could speak to his barber.

>>81680091
You need to make it your mission to play it as often as possible lad
>>81680104
Wish there was a better version but its a bit old now

How much water did you drink today? On hot days like today you should drink at least 1,5 liters.

>>81680139
Should have picked Theology mate and then got a job as an officer in the military.

Welcome to /britfeel/. A dedicated online community fiercely devoted to guessing the hairline status of a totally anonymous paedophile named Lollers. No pictures, no audio, just plain old words on a screen. But that hasn't stopped the obsession!

Might go NEET for a bit soon. We will see. Just don't care enough to maintain employment if that's alright with you.

>>81680163
There are some occasions that require one to wear a hat.

>>81680179
He's not anonymous, I know who he is.

There's three main groups of posters on /britfeel/.

First off, you've got the Ponytail Posse. They believe Lollers has a long ponytail.

Then you've got The Receders, they think Loller's hairline is trying to escape his head through the back door.

And finally there's the Smooth Operators, who believe his head is as smooth as an egg.

>>81680163
I meant to say inb4, name one. I'd say hard hat onna building site.

>>81680172
>Should have picked Theology mate and then got a job as an officer in the military.

You know me too well.

>>81680168
I've drank a can of Dr Pepper and a 7up, an iced coffee and I had an ice lolly.

Will have a medium coke with my McDonald's meal and then rip into a few cans of lager when I get home tonight.

Me? Balding.

>>81680189
Should get a job with a purpose. Like a teacher.

>>81680210
Same, almost friar tuck style.

>>81680210
nothing wrong with that imo, happens to most men

>>81680210
Where are you on the chart Cheeka?

Most jobs pay fuck all in this shite country

>>81680222
No him but I'm III.

>>81680227
Only the ones that can be done by mongs

Ended up going to Durham uni in the end. Almost killed myself there so I had to drop out.

Hey ho.

>>81680227
Almost 2 decades of government austerity and a large portion of the country being functionally fucking retarded will do that.

You can try to move to America or Dubai or something if you have a good degree.

What I don't understand is why Shippy is still on minimum wage. He is 30+ and has been at the same place for some time now. Did he really never get a raise? Strange.

Who cares if Lollers is balding. Grow up.

Why would you expect more than minimum wage for driving a van

>>81680227
Salaries are determined by supply and demand. Too many uni graduates and economy doesnt need that many as there isnt that much economic activity due to lack of investment.


We churn out thousands of engineers from unis every fucking year but if there are not that many profitable engineering projects then you dont need that many engineers. So the value of an engineering degree goes down. Engineering grads getting paid essentially fucking minimum wage. Holy kek.

>>81680270
I care, la

>>81680259
IV by the looks of it.

>>81680271
experienced drivers surely earn more than guys who just started, no?

Obsessing over personalities hair. Ridiculous.

>>81680289
If you don't like it, you know where the door is de lad

>>81680289
No one cares if you are bald, Lollers mate

>>81680283
Not hard to drive a van

>>81680303
ruthmong couldnt do it

The essence of the boomer mindset is fleetingly tuning in to "Wimbledon" every single year despite never playing tennis, not following it at any other time of year, not understanding the rules and otherwise having no interest or connection whatsoever. Endless but intermittent connections into thetheysphere for no reason. Radio is this but in technological form. Ohhhhhh I hate the modern world yes I do.

>>81680222
Jean luc Picard is a VII Corr.

>>81680272
No point going to uni, just wasting 3 years and going into debt to then earn 30k max. This country is a joke, wish I was born in America

>>81680259
Howling at how many protest photos he ended up in

>>81680318
i bet you think writing shit like that makes you sound smart

>>81680322
If you were born in America you'd find other excuses to do fuck all, you lazy cunt.

>>81680318
Moaning about Glastonbury
Moaning about Wimbledon

How old are you? 80? Christ

>>81680121
The only album of theirs I ever had was Nevermind, which I like, but I never listened to their other albums. All Apologies is maybe the only song of theirs that I know which isn't on Nevermind.

Maybe I should listen to more of their stuff.

Fucking kek oh my God. Dianne Abbot is speaking in parliament and theres a fly buzzing around her and landing on her head.

>>81680303
wouldnt underestimate it, mate

>>81680227
Yet I have a well paid job. That's weird, isn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPuXL_doOA
I think an anon posted this before, but it's a good little song.

>>81680344
The 80 year olds are the ones who care so much about this drivel actually.

>>81680139
>until like 4 years ago.
What happened 4 years ago? You turned things around

>>81680348
i bet she's a wild one in bed

>>81680322
>No point going to uni, just wasting 3 years and going into debt to then earn 30k max. This country is a joke, wish I was born in America

In 2007 the GDP per capita of the UK was slightly higher than the USA. What happened was that in 2008 Obama took over the USA and implemented an economic philosophy called Keynesianism (Gov spends and invests like mad to exit a recession). By contrast, in 2010 the tories got in and cut and cut and cut, so no investment. Consequently, the UK missed the whole tech boom and we have just fucking stagnated. Basically fuck all salary rise since 2008 but prices go up and up and up.


The great recession of 2008 is for this country like the 90s crash in Japan. It's a recession we never fucking recovered from.

Growing up is realising Diane Abbott is more based than nearly every other MP.

>>81680348
Don't talk about Keir Starmer like that.

>>81680322
literally got it drilled into me from primary school to go to uni and as soon as I finish my stem msc with a distinction I get a boot in the face

>>81680365
Another stupid comment. What will your next one be

>>81680358
>What happened 4 years ago? You turned things around

Yeah I got a job in Thailand so I fucked off here and I have never looked back. Fucking amazing here. Good experiences. All of the best memories of my entire life have happened in Thailand in the past 4 years.

finking about how 2 years ago on the 4th of july I took me ex gfs virginity, now that was well lushlingtons ngl, top 5 best memories ive got.

>>81680197
>Then you've got The Receders, they think Loller's hairline is trying to escape his head through the back door.
Must admit to chuckling at this bit

>>81680381
So jealous mate, Bangkok?

really like beef jerky, anyone else really like beef jerkberg?

>>81680385
alright no need to rub it in mate

>>81680381
Ah yeah, great memories. Like pretending to be a northern irish prison guard on discord for years

What we up to tonight? For me it's a sequel double bill. Spiral (1998) and Ring 2 (1999).

>>81680363
It's honestly mad how if I moved to America I could triple if not quadruple my wages. It's like they don't even care in this country about paying people a decent wage

just reported owen jones for showing the d**th to the I*F chant on his youtube channel. nasty bit of hate speech methinks

Is a situationship just a relationship that they decide doesn't count afterwards?

Only Lollers knows the truth

Not happy lads, anyone ever had their UC paydate pushed back for a week. Was told id be getting payed on the second only now itll be on the sixth? Which is a sunday so technically saturday but besides the point really.

Not happy

>>81680414
>It's like they don't even care in this country about paying people a decent wage
They cant lad. It's like asking why fucking Iran or Pakistan dont pay doctors as much as they do in the UK. Its because its a poorer country.

The USA is richest country in the world by a fucking mile.

>>81680414
Cost of living in America is much higher from talking to my family member that lives there.

>>81680411
Listening to music, drinking, smoking weed, waiting for food to cook.
What's spiral a sequel of?

for me? its when I found out that SAS soldiers get paid like 40k a year, like what the actual fuck? seems like everyone just maxxes out around 30k. According to my job in america I should be on 53k ffs, just makes me slack the fuck off and do absolute bare minimum because why should I bother?

Like when they are asked "how many relationships have you been in" they can say a lower number because some of them were "situationships"

Everything's 10x bigger and 10x better in America, wish I lived there

>>81680381
>All of the best memories of my entire life have happened in Thailand in the past 4 years.
Simiarly, I lived in Japan for 6 months and it was amazing. Best time of my life. Japan is clean. Tokyo is 100000x better than London or any UK city. Japanese people are extremely polite and even if they don't like you, they try to give you the best service possible.

I remember when I got back to the UK and the car rental guy at the airport was so fucking unprofessional
>Ye there's ur car m8 figure it out yaself whatever cya
When I rented a car in Japan they spent like 30 mins showing me every fucking button and bowing at me 100 times lmao

Successfully clockmaxxed 75% of the day, had a nap too

When you sink about it, inflation is just a smokescreen for "nation become poorer", and all politics is basically a lie/cope maintaining this situation for as long as possible.

Why don't you guys just move to Switzerland?

>>81680436
It's the original sequel to Ring (1998) that was made at the same time based off of the book sequel. They then went and made another sequel (Ring 2) which ignores the first sequel and isn't based off the book.

>>81680447
>Simiarly, I lived in Japan for 6 months and it was amazing. Best time of my life
That's my dream mate you are very lucky

Whydontyouanon up I see

>>81680446
iirc you only need to earn 80k to be in the top 10% of uk earners and 100k to be top 5%

>>81680459
Doesn't answer the question does it

>>81680456
Ah, did not know that. I bet the studio that owned or bought the rights decided to do their own thing.

>>81680438
>SAS soldiers get paid like 40k a year

I imagine they get like free food and free accommodation in the barracks tho.

More people than jobs so let's force thousands more disableds into the equation.

>>81680381
What kind of job?

>>81680447
Japan seems pretty cool but also looks like a fucking stressful place to live. I watched a video about a Japanese salaryman's daily life. He worked like 8am to 8pm every day or something like that. Fuck that shit.

>>81680457
>That's my dream mate you are very lucky
Well it cost me my job and 15 grand total flights/rent/food/spends but it was 100% worth it. I will never forgot that part of my life.

>>81680476
>More people than jobs
Wrong

>>81680474
>While soldiers don't typically receive entirely free food, they do receive subsidized meals or rations that are either provided at a low cost or free, depending on the situation. When living in barracks or deployed on operations, food is often provided, while soldiers may also pay a small amount for meals on a "pay-as-you-dine" basis

sort of but 40k is still shit for the amount of graft you have to do to become one

>>81680479
>ooks like a fucking stressful place to live
Yeah it's pretty bad if you're japanese since you have to abide by all that honour shite. If you're foreign or just simply don't work there it's the best country in the world

>>81680472
It's weird. The original and Spiral were filmed back to back with the same production crew and some same cast members but not the same writer and director and is based off the book sequel. Then the "official" sequel even though Spiral WAS the official sequel brings back the original director and writer but ignores the second book.

>>81680481
>In March to May 2025, there were an estimated 736,000 job vacancies in the UK,

>In the UK, as of April 2025, there are 1.64 million unemployed people aged 16 and over, according to the House of Commons Library. This represents a 4.6% unemployment rate.

?

>>81680491
why dont these 1.6 million mongs fill those 736,000 job vacancies though

>>81680466
I don't answer 'why don't you' questions

>>81680502
The real number of vacancies will actually be less because there are 1000s of fake job listings.

>>81680502
>Approximately one-third of job advertisements in the UK are estimated to be "ghost jobs," meaning they are not genuine vacancies but are posted for other reasons. Studies suggest that companies might use these listings to give the impression of growth, keep current employees motivated, or test the job market.

these jobs also include 0 hours contract wankery and part time jobs and uberslop jobs, the actual number of proper jobs will be much smaller. Id rather be unemployed than work 0 hours in some shithole for min wage.

>>81680446
Okay ask them about their egg prices

Spot of r Gerry.
Berry good choon methinks, och aye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bArK2Ypv7A4

>>81680491
>1.64 million unemployed people
How many of them are actually looking for employment though? Someone who wants a job will get/find a job, simple as.

Yanklass... come back... we miss you (you) (you)

>>81680548
>Someone who wants a job will get/find a job, simple as.
Not that simple

>>81680548
Only if you pass the autism test.

sex with broken bottles

>>81680508
What do fake job listings achieve?

>>81680548
Not necessarily. A lot of people are low-key mentally retarded and incapable of anything beyond the most basic manual labour.

>>81680556
Lots of people seem to manage every day.
I got my job after my third job application.

There are 1.4 billion Indians in the world and that scares me to my very core.

>>81680568
As long as there aren't any in your boxroom it's alright de lad

>>81680567
Well you're very lucky then or are in some insane niche that no one is applying to

>>81680567
It happened to you so it must be universally true, yeah?

Do your job wagie

>>81680566
>A lot of people are low-key mentally retarded and incapable of anything beyond the most basic manual labour
shippy?

i don't think i actually know anyone unemployed irl

>>81680591
Shippy is a successful van driver and acts as a Dominatrix named Beanmeister in the side.

very difficult to find employment without shoes

>>81680578
>>81680586
Here's the secrets lads
Have a degree that isnt worthless
It's really that simple

>>81680606
Not if you're a foot model me lid.

>>81680610
Lmao...
Doesn't work in 2025 mate

>>81680435
It's higher. Not as much higher as the wages though.

I've got a PHD in Thuganomics.

*casually shills in your thread*

4th day without alcohol but really tempted to have a couple of beers after work today

>>81680634
thats how it goes for me laddy
>wont drink today
>fuck me its warm
>work was a tad shite actually
>that useless lad pissed me off
>fuck it i could use a bevvy or 4

Resisted today. Tomorrow I probably won't be so strong.

>wake up
>headache
>all my stuff's in weird places
>slept with my socks on
>must be morning the next day
>wonder if there's ket
>remember that i drank
>this is a hangover somehow
>barely remember anything

cor. realistically i had one beer and 4.5 single G&Ts? don't think i'll be becoming an alky again.

>>81680610
I literally had a stem msc with distinction + years of work experience and I sent over 500 applications before landing some non related government job in threat checking wogs

>>81680244
>2 decades of government austerity... will do that
>America or Dubai
lol what do you think austerity means?

>>81680573
phwoar, I wouldn't mind one in my boxroom

>>81680573
There's a load on our boxisland so that's bad enough

>>81680548
how many only have shit 0 hours contract or uber slop jobs in their area? Id rather game the system than work a 0 hours contract in asda

Dubai such a lovely place to live and certainly not a totalitarian shithole in the desert that will be uninhabitle in 50 years.

>>81680655
This, we're fortunate to live in an era of bennies, take advantage of it

Do you lads think there are women who'd be interested in a lad who is unemployed and lives with his mum at age 28?

If so, paint the picture of what that woman might be like.

UK has the 12th best wage in the whole of Europe. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_countries_by_average_wage

Our salaries are sort of not that wild compared to other euro countries (apart from Switzerland and Norway). We are just mogged by the USA so bad when it comes to salaries.

>>81680451
because of visas

have to reboot, windows update, hold on

>>81680363
>What happened was that in 2008 Obama took over the USA and implemented an economic philosophy called Keynesianism (Gov spends and invests like mad to exit a recession). By contrast, in 2010 the tories got in and cut and cut and cut, so no investment
Take a look at government spending/GDP in the US and UK over the recession. You may be surprised.

>>81680661
>totalitarian
>shithole
and how is '''''democracy'''' working for us here?

>>81680646
then you must be a bit shit m8

>>81680674
What about themm?

Switch to Linux

>>81680680
Eventually when India becomes too hot to live in they will invade Europe anyway.

>>81680661
>that will be uninhabitle in 50 years.
You say that as if we won't be reliant on desalanisation plants in 50 years too

>>81680688
Can't be arsed to fucking learn it

>>81680681
not really, pretty similar for everyone else I know

>>81680691
They're invading Europe/Canada/Australia anyway

Not long now

>>81680686
You need them to move to countries, in case you werent aware

>>81680718
So get one, de lad

>>81680661
>uninhabitle in 50 years
Where do you see yookay in 50 years?
Seriously think about it.

>>81680727
>So get one
no

actually m8 theres nothing wrong with the job market, nothing wrong with politics, nothing wrong with the housing market or the cost of living ur just a dim cunt who cant do anything

>>81680729
Beyond over, but I'll be long dead by then

>>81680700
You can use it in a very similar way to Windows if you want. But I guess if Windows is already working well for you, and you don't have much curiosity about Linux, then you may as well stick with Windows.

>Get a swiss visa
I'm alright m8

Helperlad wins again.

I went to Cambridge (for university). AMA.

>>81680746
You've just made yourself look utterly stupid lad.

>>81680734
>actually m8 theres nothing wrong with the job market, nothing wrong with politics, nothing wrong with the housing market or the cost of living ur just a dim cunt who cant do anything

It is both. Part of the issue with the British economy is that we have a large portion of the population who are just low productivity dim cunts. We have fucking shite worker productivity here which is part of the reason fucking nobody wants to invest here. Too many people are not just lazy, they are fucking functionally retarded.

>>81680451
because 'moving to switzerland' is not the default, I'd need a reason to change to status quo, and there isn't one

>>81680747
he seems to be comfortable but i personally wouldnt want to swap lives with him desu

>>81680750
How have I done that then de lad?

>>81680749
If you see Dr Nick Pyper tell him that he is a rude and nasty cunt who bullied 18 year old me in my Cambridge interview in 2012.

>>81680754
pay more and maybe I'll do more

>>81680749
Did you find it difficult to find a job afterwards? Some lad here says it's nearly impossible.

Even Poley always found a job quickly

the issue is never with the establishment nor system in place, actually it is entirely the fault of the everyman and he should be punished eternally.

>>81680769
it's 'whydontyouanon', he pops up occasionally, just ignore him

>>81680769
yes? whats the problem?

>>81680765
Because no one was actually offering you a Swiss visa in the first place you braindead fucking mong.

>>81680770
Easy for that toilet pervert to find a jobbie.

>>81680784
>you braindead fucking mong.
says you, the braindead fucking mong

big thunderstorm where i live atm

Even Poley has a full work permit for Switzerland

Taking HHL's PIP (aka drinking money) away

>>81680785
Why is it easy for him?

>>81680793
thatll be proper nice once its done init

>>81680768
It's impossible in 2025 especially if you have a useless degree like a Computer Science degree

Why don't you befriend Poley and ask him to get you a job where he works?

>>81680766
Never heard of her.

>>81680768
I graduated in 2018 when the market was okay, so I had one before graduation. I've heard it's pretty grim now for entry level jobs. The recruitment experience is pretty typical at Cambridge actually from what I've heard talking to people who went to other universities - except just competing against higher-level people for higher-level jobs.

Crossy is afraid of thunderstroms

Hope it starts raining here

whydontyouanon on a mad one

>no thunder on the thunderstorm map
think hes making it up

>>81680802
that is the sector that literally gobbles up jobs like nobody's business, you might be retarded
i work in it and ive had people in my company leave to get jobs all the time, one fella left like 5 years ago and has hopped about 5 jobs

>>81680793
>big thunderstorm where i live atm
Proof?

>>81680806
Why dont you lad. Has to be better than UC.

>>81680822
Sure mate, we're talking about new graduates

>>81680791
Lad you just made yourself look even more like a stupid cunt. No wonder you can't get a Swiss visa

>>81678978 (OP)
Beautiful building that

I like this one I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRcRhWErjjo

>>81680821
i live in switzerland, lots here

>>81680851
Wish I lived there mate you're very lucky, UK is the worst country in the world

cor, created quite the problem for myself, have i not

any ideas how to get it out?

>>81680835
whydontyou stop being a braindead mong?

>>81680820
think the heat is getting to him. why doesn't he get AC?

SANFORD LANE LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvXMEOYLeuA

>>81680861
With.. with your fingys??

>>81680861
put it in the freezer with water in it

>>81680860
UK might be a bit shit in European terms, but compared to anywhere in Asia, it's infinitely better

>>81680871
Not compared to Singapore lad

>>81680871
>anywhere in Asia
How? Japan, South Korea, China, Singapore etc are all far better

>>81680866
ssm celebrating early

>>81680866
kek he's shouting at some poor sod about the seagulls

>>81680888
Oh, you may have a point with that one tbqh. I was thinking of wank like China, Thailand or Japan etc

new thread dee lads

>>81680901
>>81680901

>>81680871
>anywhere in Asia, it's infinitely better
kek come on. There's no way yookay is "infinitely better" than everywhere in Hong Kong, Singapore, Japan, Korea or Thailand, depending on what lifestyle you want.

Shame crossy isnt hear to carry on the thread.

>>81679178
If you sweat more, you're going to stink more.

>>81678978 (OP)
Hahaha, yes, but do you see the problem here? The problem is that he is literally you.

that is the kettingtonshire prepared

we all wnky in life