Thread 82083510

this student of the way of fish has consumed product

>>82083510 (OP)
i have a giant tapestry of her behind me that takes up the entire wall

this scholar got a kobo. baka couldnt justify not getting one. baka has way too many uses for one
>>82083518
i kneel

something weird is i can perfectly remember the prison arc from 5 years ago but i cant remember much of the psych ward arc 2. i read sum old posts of mine and damn, apparently bakas there were punching themselves while laughing and other stuff. also apparently they gave me 4mg of tavor (lorazepam) every day, which is crazy. i thought it was only 2mg

probs bakas who read my bloggeroooos back then remember much more about the psych ward arc 2 than i do. i only remember i was locked up with some child rapist and there were druggies everywhere who were trying to get other bakas addicted

something i think is silly is moving out cured me of the gay (for the most part)

imagine if in 2031 id do le "mwahahaha, akshually i wasnt a neet! i have the hs degree now! Now i can go to university!". id be one of the biggest clowns of the chanerooo but in germany this is normal

i wouldnt even accept the 2 years of humiliation if the state would pay for it. i am 100% committed to rejecting ze system

2 more weeks until the aliexpress onahole arrives...

maybe getting a silver ring to put on ze marriage ring finger for the winter adventure arc. apparently girls think its safe to be horny around one X tease one a lot if they think one is married. bakas will think le "hehe i will tease this married man" not knowing this fish is actually a virgin who never even had a gf

damn, apparently its a real strategy
https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/obbqeh/i_wear_a_wedding_ring_to_pick_up_girls/

i hope they will gib the kobo tomorrow

This sleepy boye needs to stop taking naps during the day

>>82083522
Baka can read AO3 stuff in comfort now...

>>82083535
Baka doesn't remember losing his butt virginity...

>>82083676
Nooooooo ze effects of the psych ward raperoooo must be fading...

>>82084031
Baka found an XXXXXXL onahole...

>>82084106
Femoids... I don't geddem

baka will receive his tea in 2 weeks... baka got 2 different kinds of black tea. one of them is a very bussin one i already tried
>>82084378
>Baka found an XXXXXXL onahole...
its a normal one. it will probs be too smol

>>82083510 (OP)
i love you
you silly goose

>>82084465
b-baka is trying to love bomb me...

i hope i will get the aliexpress stuff. they changed their address settings to something weird

the warrior monk training has been completed for today X the clothes have been washed X the cat food pizza is in the oven

maybe drinking the hei cha later...

the cat food pizza is in the tummy...

Preparing the 18yo hei cha...

>>82084436
Baka will soon earn the title of Pussy Destroyer 9000...

>>82084977
Cat food pizza must be tasty, considering how tasty actual cat food is

>>82085567
Baka is obeying ze law...

I need the kobo *NOW*
>>82085636
Baka ate the cat food... cat food pizza = tuna pizza

>>82083535
Remember when you ran away to get drunk and passed out in a bush?

>>82085705
I remember it well. But I don't remember much of what happened afterwards

>>82084106
It worked for George in that one Seinfeld episode

>>82085723
Probs cuz nothing really eventful happened really, you complained about shitty razors for shaving and schizos screaming. Also benzos fuck with memory so there's that

>>82085768
Gib Swiss citizenship

>>82085840
what good would come from that

>>82085873
The mountain jew tribe would get 1 new nice member

>>82085915
Marry a qt swiss griller
Or me
But be warned there's no neetbux over here

>>82085937
Treating baka like a girl...

>>82085980
uuuuh you take that role
btw prisons here seem more chil
4 months felt like I was in a motel

>>82086030
I would be the big old fat creepy man in the relationship. Why were you in prison for 4 months?

>>82086068
>big old fat creepy man
scary....
i made drugs and explosives in my amateur lab and they thought i was some ebin terrorist because i said silly things online
BUT BEST OF ALL NOW I'M FINALLY A NEET
HECK YEAH!!!!!

>>82086106
>i made drugs and explosives in my amateur lab and they thought i was some ebin terrorist because i said silly things online
Damn, baka was cooking... did they really find out about it because you talked about it online? Maybe you're still being monitored
>BUT BEST OF ALL NOW I'M FINALLY A NEET
You vill find out soon whether you are a true neet soul haver or wagie slave soul haver if you continue walking ze neet path

>>82086152
yes someone online reported me and it took them a bit to find out who I was and then collected data through my provider.... i took a risk and pay for it
they prolly still monitor me because the trial is not over and wont be for like a year it's still investigation
but they didn't care about druggos and didn't find my stash (lel) because federal police only cares about terrorists
>You vill find out soon whether you are a true neet soul haver or wagie slave soul haver if you continue walking ze neet path
probably wagie becuz this shit cunt does not have any neetbux TwT but i got enough moneis for now

>>82086244
Did they send you to big boy prison? Does baka do drugs? Damn, this fish missed all of your arcs. Where did you post about edgy stuff that got you reported? Discord?

>>82086315
It was actually another swiss that reported me for some post on /bant then they started looking into me
And yeah big boy prison albeit it's prison for investigative custody and they don't put violent people to nonviolent ones
I love drugs

I miss orbiting and making fun of miserable blogposters while secretly being in love with them so much it's unreal

>>82086397
Baka went to prison for the bantu rep... did you tell the police le "noooo I was akshually just joking"
>I love drugs
What kind of drugs

>>82086460
>when the aurafarming goes south
funny is since 4chud does not gib IP adress they also searched for guns some other swiss anon posted and thought I hide my explosives and guns somewhere
unironically had like a 1cm stack of printed out posts like this in front of me from this archive
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/20753457/#q20754536
>What kind of drugs
albeit not addicted to anything particular I couldn't live without them
I love 4mmc, bromazolam, meth (sometimes) , pethidine and barbiturates

the tea time is over
>>82086554
>funny is since 4chud does not gib IP adress
how did the police even find you if thats the case?
>unironically had like a 1cm stack of printed out posts like this in front of me from this archive
kek. damn, having to explain ones shitposts to the police boomers would be so awkward
>I love 4mmc, bromazolam, meth (sometimes) , pethidine and barbiturates
baka is on the tweaker grindset... drugs are le bad. at least do normal people drugs instead

>the store still hasnt sent MY kobo
maybe i got scammed. snaccing the cookie dough ice cream...

a message to the swiss glowies reading this: life in germany is suffering. pls save me. i am a tea drinking, book reading good boy

i *NEED* MY kobo NOW

>>82086728
>how did the police even find you if thats the case?
idk..... i sent many pics from my lab and face maybe some ai shite
what even are normoid drugs, anyways I am contempt with not making it past 30 what is there afterwards anyways I don't want to end like aisu
>>82086930
u will get a crusty 60yo appartment and food stamps with 0 (zero) allowance if you welfare maxx here

>>82087106
>idk..... i sent many pics from my lab and face maybe some ai shite
i doubt that would get you identified. maybe they found your discord account and asked them to gib ip if jannies didnt gib. though this would take sum effort so if thats the case they probs really thought you are very dangerous
>what even are normoid drugs
weed
>anyways I am contempt with not making it past 30
just go to university or sumthing to become a scientist leech who makes worthless paperooos. youd probs mog most university bakas considering you taught yourself sum chemistry stuff
>if you welfare maxx here
id wagie in switzerland to then go to university someday. i doubt swiss universities require 10 years of humiliations for le entry permission like in germany. and ze mountains would heal my soul

the store sent MY kobo without tracking. why. i *NEED* tracking. maybe i got scammed for real

>>82087153
They literally took 6 months from the report to my arrest albeit some was just collecting data at some point idk when they id'd me
>niggerweed
no thank you that's disgusting smelling and makes me dumb
>university
I don't want to be around normoids I need exiting stuff i don't care about the future i wish i could but i don't my aspd brain can't think about consequences and everything is so boring so fucking boring I don't want to endure this much longer

>>82087231
>They literally took 6 months from the report to my arrest
damn, maybe baka is still being monitored for real
>my aspd brain
baka is le "i am CATEGORY and need to act like CATEGORY"
>I don't want to endure this much longer
you vill live a long life

>>82087264
erm aktually I categorize as RETARDED ogey

>>82087301
maybe going to swiss prison to make you my prison wife...

>>82087352
you are le ebin monk and i'm a druggie, i think this is a bad tinder match

>>82087416
my 34yo old man pp would correct you

the store gave tracking... maybe another rest day tomorrow to set up ze kobo X i will have to wake up at 8am then anyway which will fugg me up

>>82087479
would you also wage and provide for me (I can't cook actual food)

>>82087525
baka wants do do a sex slave contract.... only girls can do to those

>>82087594
this sum bs frfr

snaccing the night raspberry yogurt...

i havent taken a shower in a week and i vill accept the package tomorrow. not my problem

I will never understand what's so bad about showers

>>82088005
its about resisting ze industrial society

>>82088045
I'm sure people have been washing themselves even before the industrial revolution thoughbeit
Do you boil your tea water on a firepit?

>>82088082
ancient demons heat up the water to the right temps for me

>>82088139
can they manifest me a caring loyal gf

>>82088198
the demons have said "just go bacc to normal wagie life X get sum desperate internet girl"

>>82088236
nvm then
can ze demons make amine enjoyable for me again instead

>>82088531
they said "ze neet life vill crush you if youre a druggie"

>>82088564
b-but I turned to le drugs because everything is boring
le demons stole my feelings when I turned 15

the night draweroooo has been completed
>>82088597
how old are you now?

>>82088778
turned 21 hecking years old
my last third of life
it's basically owari da

>>82088954
how long will you neeterooo?

>>82083510 (OP)
Happy to see youre still alive fish, reading your rants always brighten my day.

>>82088992
idk everyone is trying to psyop me into working again and if my mom kicks me out it's hecking over i might just od then desu I really just don't wanna wage and interact with normoids again im so fucking sick of everything plain and boring and nobody gets it

>>82089038
*kisses your forehead*
>>82089102
>idk everyone is trying to psyop me into working again
its because you arent made for the neet life. you will probs hate it after sum time but by then it will be almost impossible to get back to the wagie life. its the fate of most neeteroooos. this fish is fine because i have ze neet soul and have always secluded myself but its ze exception

There is a difference between being unemployed and being a neet
The unemployed does silly side quests while the neet just rots

>>82089204
id rather say thats le difference between a neet and a hikki.

>>82089246
old man should go fishing and catch the biggest fish gut it and then pose with the fish and post it on 4chan

>>82089188
I have always just went to "le mandatory activity" and then straight went home. I'm not an anxietycel and actually can mold into any social environment but once I get home I want to puke and just be alone. Prison was actually so fuggin epic because I had to do nothing. I had zero responsibilities everything was sheduled and could read books or watch tv whenever I wanted. Maybe lack of diversity in media or stuffs to do was boring but it canceled out.

>>82089292
dumbdumb SILLYHEAD gets gangbutt'd by asian jumping worms in 4k and has his soil totally STRIPPED of nutrients

>>82089292
maybe someday...
>>82089348
i would have said le "go for it if you feel like it" if you were a sober maxxing baka but youre a druggie so neeterooo is really the worst choice you could make. you will fall into very deep holes that could take decades to get out of if you even manage to get out of those. i have seen too many neets alcoholism maxx but you have access to meth and other stuff which will get you into way worse holes

>>82089491
>i'm ngmi
yeah i know, always knew

>>82089542
you just arent "can reject society with no harm to himself" material

>>82089729
I think I'm more like "can't do anything with no harm to himself" material
fuck my cursed freakcel life

>>82089773
baka is a "i will hurt myself because it cant be helped" kind of baka... maybe that way of thinking is just a cope. some bakas do le
>noooo i cant do anything because i am not talented therefore i wont do anything
which is le coperooo about doing nothing. and you are le
>noooo i cant do anything without hurting myself therefore i will hurt myself

>>82089838
I just feel no joy for almost anything joyful
you are blessed it's not coperino

it actually makes me sick to see boys who used to have hopes and dreams seeing them grow into men who have given up on life

if i could find the higher ups responsible for this i would gut them with a rusty dull knife

>>82089929
maybe you dont feel any joy because you are doing le "i cant enjoy anything". probs also if you try doing sumthing you do le "i will not enjoy this anyway". obviously you wont enjoy anything if you have that kind of mindset. baka would probs see silly duckerooos at the park and do le
>damn stupid duckerooos i dont enjoy watching you
instead of le
>hehe silly duckerooos quack quack

>>82090047
niggy i built a whole chem lab arroud my special interest but in the end it was only to do stuff that was borderline illegal or dangerous because i always need more dopamine to tingle my nerves it's never enough

>>82090106
anyway, you only have 2 choices
>become a good boy for society
>become sum disgusting drug addict with no way out
if you hate your joberoooo you can probs change it. its what rebbitors always gib as advice. just do a different ausbildung or go to university. there is no epic "rejecting society" path for you

>>82090172
I will stop ranting I've swallowed the happy pill
you're not my therapist and I've whined enough
I feel like a retard for always clowning on you in le past albeit I had my fun then

>>82090399
you owe me 30 mins of groperooo for the unlicensed therapy session. you need to wear an anime kigurumi during the groperooo though

>>82090434
I thought moving out fixed da gae

>>82090530
(for the most part) X its not gay if you look like an anime girl to some degree. wear ze kigu X let this fish grope you now

>>82090548
>kigu X
no clue what that izzz
best I can do
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22813918/#22813918
now skinnymaxxing again

this student of the way of fish will go to sleep now. good night everynyan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdbNcXglXFg
>>82090614
baka has a secret girl clothes stash...

>>82085682
>cat food pizza = tuna pizza
Tuna is good, but anchovy pizza is bettah

>>82087001
Baka really needs to consooooom...

>>82087519
What will baka use ze Kobo for?

>>82090434
Baka is a 'rapist...

>>82090635
Good nyaight, osakana

>feds ask me if I'm gay
>say no
>confront me about my homophobic posts
>>82090635
sleep wellerino