Thread 82112489

Bass Rock Lighthouse edishy

internet went down just then when i was f5ing, thought chinam00t had caved in to ofcom

Maya Jama does have some nice tits tbqh.

>>82112457
you have to be married to be a swinger

In that beddingtons now. Alarm set for 8:30am

neets.moe seems nice enough. shall be posting there upon the death of /britfeel/.

crosslass keeping it classic, nice lighthouse, none of that HelperLad politics palaver

>put a lighthouse on an island
>ships stop crashing into it
genius if you think about it

Love when you haven't wanked in a while and you're cumshot shoots far and with great force.

>>82112443
When i first started going to the spport group i near instantly stopped posting here by a lot,,,It wasnt on purpose,It jst happened,I guess i was more tired in the day too,,However i became too anxious to attend anymore,whereas sitting in my room i still do get anxious sometimes but its more comfortable to be here than doing other things at the end of the day so I guess u could also say its path of least resistance Kind of thing

>>82112606
How long since you been back to support group?

>>82112606
>path of least resistance Kind of thing
learn from HHL gotta try new fings to move forward

>>82112589
On Bass rock its a uninhabited Island where a Christian hermit lived nd theres a castle that got built there too by the family that owned the island Nd then it was a prison and theres the lighthouse as well but nobody lives there now xcept for loads of birds nd maybe ghosts. Pretty kewl island

choco banana pacake, wid stawberry yog on top and glass of the cow's own milk/ delight.

>playing AOE2 as the celts
>listening to biffy clyro on full blast
dont ever call me english again, thats not who i am anymore

>>82112644
Helper had the wags in yesterday he's not doing any better.

>>82112664
THERE'S A GIRL THERE'S A GIRL THERE'S A GIRL THERE'S A GIRL AND SHE'S DOWN BY THE RIVER

I don't get sex. I don't get relationships. I don't get to have fun. I don't get to travel. Why should I be the one who works in a mundane job and not get anything out of life? I'm not working to provide convenience and comfort to normies.

>>82112698
play age of empries with me you little cunt, ill fucking stomp your town without even going imp

>>82112620
Oh man i dnt even know now probz June? When i emailed the lassie yday i saw that our first email this year was in April i cant believe its been that long already since i first went.Its been a quick year.Yeah though once I stopped going nd decided to jst shut-inmaxx the days started going past in a blur again quickly ngl.
>>82112644
Yes you r certainly right about that
>>82112664
Lmao

The thing about stuff like that group when you miss it Once you feel guilty and it becomes easier to miss it again nd then the more times you miss it then the harder it is to go back frm feeling guilty about it..............Or something........Nd it feels like more of a big deal to go like More pressure nd more scary the longer youre away frm it.......I guess its the same wiv everything

>>82112706
I haven't played that since 2002. It's on Xbox I think.

>>82112661
Chocobanana https://youtu.be/33yjIcB7Ebs

This pixcy made me laff
Not sure how you could win in Stardew though bt ave never played it multi player as I dnt know anybody that would play it wiv me
I jst stick 2 rocket league wiv randoms nd helper

>>82112698
hello, late night/early morning incel lad. what troubles you today?

>>82112536
Oh yea your volunteering is tmz? Hope it goes well x

might make a thread on /tv/ that'll rattle people's chains.
that'll show /g/, for not answering my question. i'll have revenge on all 4chankind.

>>82112804
I'm so fucking depressed knowing I can't ever get a relationship and live a fulfilling life. The government wants me to be that saddo who works a shit job. I'm not falling for it.

>>82112868
you SHOULD be angry at your creators. women don't owe you sex (accept it) but your parents owe you an apology and/or money/gun.

Twinings English brekkie tea tonight

i might have a hot choccy

Really like her smile here. asmr keeps me sane.

jurassic park in beddingtons

i just want socialism back

Good edish this

>>82113014
what's the context of the image here?

You know what? She's not gonna get away with this.

>>82113105
what's she done now lad?

#shedidnothingwong

>>82112913
Did u have it?I like the cadburys 1 nd Options 1

Would like a friend to watch netflix together sometimes bt am a loner type

Fink illhave 1 of those kinder choccys or even two ave not ate much else today so its not too bad

>>82113124
aye, i say a hot choccy, really it's just milk + cocoa powder + vanilla extract + dash of cinnamon. but it's nice enough! just chocolatey sweet-milk.

nearly ordered some of those Cadburys/Options sachets (i like the mint ones) but then i might as well order the tubs, but THEN i'd have basically-infinite hot chocolate ON-TAP wouldn't i? learned in my drinking days, 'no booze in the house', and i feel like that's relevant here.

>>82113161
Oh that sounds nice wiv vanilla......good idea..............I like that mint 1 too U could use peppermint extract nstead?I saw thers a white choccy options 1 That was intriguing but at the same time It sounds quite sickly............I would like to try it htough
As for hot choccy on tap In a way I guess you would be limited more by if theres milk in the fridge which could run out prety fast if you made loads of them

>>82113266
i've been making these for years now, i had peppermint extract in because great, that's mint, it'll make it minty. but, somehow, it's MOUTHWASH mint rather than chocolate mint. i can't explain. it's just not the right type of flavour i want, at least the bottle i got.

trying to avoid sugar in circuitous ways, then just scoffing chocolate/biscuits anyway. only really became a vice once i gave up the booze. crosslad did you know sweets taste good???

>>82113308
Yes i can imagine what u mean actually.Yea I think thats common.WHen i told the dentist id quit vaping he was saying to try nd not eat too much sweets nd stuff He said ppl do that a lot when they quit stuff as a replacement.

I miss coffee sometimes..I DEFINITLEy miss STarbucks coffee.............Its jst not good for my nerves

Oh i luv those wee gold choccy coins in starbux It goes perfect wiv a latte.Oh yesh

Oh how i luv you wee gold choccy coin but we cant be together

>>82113331
maybe we're just doomed to perpetually switch cravings/addictions from one to the next.

can do without coffee though. love it, but nowadays yeah it's pure jitters (mochas USED to be the only sweet/dessert type thing i'd have, better days)

problem i always had with THESE was they'd either just be ordinary chocolate, fair enough, or that horrible advent calendar type fake chocolate.

i swear there was some anonymous brand of chocolate bars that did milk/dark/plain.
not white or something, 'plain'. and that is it. plain chocolate. unsweetened, maybe? maybe it was just dark, and i was a dumb child. but it was bad!

quite enjoy this, although it's a bit of a gimmick. would rather just have normal chocolate.

quite want chocolate now tbqh.

>>82113418
you can get pure chocolate. It's pretty harsh stuff. Tastes like bark and fag ends.

>>82113450
kind of wonder if it sets a limit though, like if that's the ONLY chocolate you had access to, is it better than no chocolate?

sometimes i've gotten this weird bad ketamine that is quite possibly washing powder or something, it's like i've chewed paper, and it tightens up my throat. and some part of me is glad because guess what i'm avoiding the fuck out of.

in my boozin days i looked up the different drugs they use to help with getting off it, think i asked here about acamprosate and a lad says it does the trick (it does! just quells cravings a bit)
some other ones that add negative effects TO alcohol so you don't like it, bit like methylated spirits or that thing they put on Nintendo Switch games. i want that mad magical chemical from Revenge of the Nerds they mix up, where it counteracts the effects of alcohol. could have the drink itself as a nice drink, no effects (defeats the point, perhaps, but sometimes you just want a tasty drink)

Good evening gentlemen. Having a few beers, am I not?

>>82113432
This probably tastes like shit tbqh. I like dark chocolate but 100 percent is mental.

So this then is the power of cuckGPT, huh?

Sam Altbergstein scammed everyone again lol

>>82113546
make your own damn template.

mad how we've come back around to this.

what's next, 'talk to people', 'read a book'?

>>82113568
When iwas wee i thought Jeeves was rly sitting on the other side answering my questions

>feel sad and lonely
>just study some maths until I forget I'm sad and lonely
thank you, pirated maths textbooks

>>82113670
Am not smart enuf for that but i get the same effect frm the bible nd also frm music

I know when am too drunk like the other night when ave got the disney tunes on fr some reason that always happens once am at the Definitely a hangover tomoro point Nd inducing that feeling of nostalgia where it makes you cry As well I honestly think a lot of what I enjoy about drinking is literally just forcing out strong emotions even if theyre negative ones Its just satisfying ave thought helper seems to do the same thing

How blessed that we live in a world wiv choccy nd cats,PRaise God x

Bc most of the time am a bit like this so its nice to have a ritual of feels

Want to go downstairs for some food but I don't want to wake up mummy. What a conundrum.

>>82113664
it's mad but that's where we're at. old people typing natural language into google
>how do i replace a car battery?
unlike us tech nerds who knew real shit like
>"car battery" replacement site:about.com
or whatever.

at the end of the day it ruffles my feathers somewhat that searching the web has gotten so bad. despite all the intelligence, and things. image searches are the worst, why is it all stock images? why does my internet butler not give me JPEG (not webp) files without watermarks?? fuckin internet

Gna have a little codeine nd then waiting on the bus to beddy byes soon ish

>>82113734
ohh i've got to ask you:
fave Disney film?

>>82113738
Tat is Satan speaking thru u. He tells u 2 b grateful 4 food 2 torment u. Imagine satan has been prolapsing ur sisters ass, n then u say thank u 4 choco milk? He was a clever alien who used words n endless power 2 kill n rape n clone. 1 of the worst things tat ever happened was satans influence in the realm of mankind.

oh god it's crossy's evil twin, noughty

>>82113785
I fink Satan would want us to make an idol out of food nd worship food nd pleasure which would be bad but i fink its ok to worship God nd be grateful to him for creating a world wiv nice foods.Your right about the last thing though.

>>82113771
From the old ones the lion king nd then beauty + the beast you/?

What do you reckon God thinks about your opioid abuse, and your desires surrounding shagging your mum, Crossy?

Four phwoar four x

>>82113834
do NOT talk to crossy in this way.

>>82113824
God has prolapsed millions of anuses. U r very nieve 2 believe there r many talking aliens. But tats a good debate i m open 2, is the creation of plants n animals. He does seem to have made sum stuff on purpose. But he doesnt really explain it or prove nething. N meanwhile, god is pounding ur sisters asshole n telling u its chad doing it. It is he who pounds ur sister.

>>82113834
I dnt have any such desires.Am trying my best.x

>>82113831
cor those are good'uns. Newcastle does this 'screen on the green' thing every year, watched a bit of Lion King with a pal a couple years ago. good times.

as films though i think Hunchback of Notre Dame is great, kind of flawed BECAUSE it's a Disney film? but overall good. Mulan didn't need two animal sidekicks in it, that was daft.

might go back to some old ones, pure Disney. Snow White scared the hell out of me as a bairn.

>>82113852
Who r the talking aliens?That sounds more like something Satan would do than God.ITs just that the earth has been ruined by sins nd everybody deserves to go to hell but Jesus came as only a sinless perfect person could absorb the punishments that was meant fr all humans frm now to end of time So he suffered nd died for everything bad that weve done now nd in the past nd even in the future But he came back frm the dead nd offers us eternal life nd grace which is "undeserved kindness" Bc we really deserve to go to hell but Jesus can save us.Jesus is stronger than Satan,aliens,etc.x

how come Mary gets Immaculate Conception?
i'm sure she was lovely but HOW DO I GET THAT POWER??

>>82113880
Same actually i watchd snow white a lot at my grannys + jungle book nd I know ppl say its bad but i loved Hook the peter pan film wv robin williams when i was wee nd It was on the telly earlier this year nd i still liked it now and wee tiny julia roberts tinkerbell is cute

Its quite liminal snow white

>>82113761
Yuo probably know but you can do adv image search
https://www.google.co.uk/advanced_image_search
When i make a britfeel fred (not often but) Like tonight I always go on here fr the piccy to get a large one bc its nice when you think "thats a nice piccy" nd then open it and its big/high res,Albeit the one tonight is pretty average but I just really liked that particular piccy more than some others that was higher res so you have to compromise sometimes

Went downstairs. Took the risk. Had a ham sandwich with mustard and BBQ brisket with mustard oh lush.

>>82113968
maaate Hook is CLASS it blew my mind when this internet thing came along, 29% on Rotten Tomatoes? piss offff.

she is cute! and why you should never say you don't believe in fairies.

Maths done, garn watch some dr house and have a beer methinks x

>>82114143
>Fountain pen
Ooooh aren't you a little posh one

>>82114150
Just more pleasant to write with than a shitty biro or a scratchy ballpoint.

>>82114111
Good family films just got shit on for no reason in the 90's. I think it was the Boomers having some kind of mid-life crisis, and pissing about the era of 60's and 70's cinema being over.

Beddingberg o' clock is it

Away to sleep now,,good night friends x

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

>>82114337
Me? Getting ready for work.

Good morning de lits good morning de lits morning de lits good morning de lits

>>82114627
Morning morning, yea i'm alright, i'm 6 hours no cookies so get in thereee

Hurt my finger trying to remove two of the tyre valve caps, ripped a whole layer of skin off, was proper stuck on there, tried pliers when I got back home, one worked but the other wouldn't budge, tried washing liquid to loosen it up, kept twisting it with the pliers, was twisting the valve itself worried it was going to rip it off, but eventually it started turning, pressure in that one was fine, the other was too high for some reason. Car is driving better now, felt a bit bumpy

>>82114797
Bald headed weakling

Just made 1.23 on a survey instead of doomscrolling didnt i

>>82114912
Cheer up lad, why are you seething at 7.30 on a Friday morning. For the record I've got long hair and it was proper stuck, threaded wrong or something, I don't think anyone could have turned it with their fingers

>>82114970
Too many smelly mongs at heathrow innit, in a terrible mood atm

>>82114746
Better than giving to the cookies. 32 months no crumbs kek.

>>82114987
Oh yeah let's have a look then, post pics lad

>>82115032
Just imagine downtown Karachi but surrounded by Greggs, Boots and WH Smith

>>82115054
Look at the bright side, if they're there it must mean they are leaving the country.

Morning morning morning all good lads.
I hope you have that happy Friday feeling.

>>82115234
Kys you creepy nonce

>>82115293
The king of games. Karl Jobst it's time to pay up son.

Got mildly attacked by a calfnibba in my dream. Like a cow. Was pretty cute desu. Dunno why it attacked me though. Unwomfy really. Animals like good people. Like St. Francis of Assisi. So maybe the dreamcow knew I wasn't one. What means. Deepfeel.

>>82115234
morning lollers de lad x

Downloaded 200 gigs of ebony porn on a whim yesterday. Just deleted it all without watching.

>>82115234
Alri lollers, bit meh desu, got a load of stuff to deal with today, need to speak to some people about PIP/bennies, after the shitshow bennies appointment yesterday its clear I've no chance of a reassessment. Looking like my only option is sign off and lose muh house, then sign back on and get assessed as a new claimant.
All fun and games. Trying to think if I caused somebody to move during my wrongun days, I must have.
I know you're a firm believer in psychology, but karma's real mate. You know muh feelings on the supernatural, I'm telling ya, its real maaaaan.

>>82115407
always delete my tranny porn i wanked to after cooming

Didn't realise are Mark had been in hospital

>>82115349
I think it means, you're udderly bonkers.

>>82115472
Most people start out in a hospital lad, it's where r mum's shit us out.

>>82115495
init lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeJ56zyW1Tk

>>82115407
Reminds me of when I delete a game and then immediately wish I hadn't then download it again anyway. Corrr.
>>82115481
Yeah.

>>82115355
Morning pornolad hahaha. She has a nice lady garden.
>>82115450
Morning mate. When you make a new claim don't you have to wait for your first monies?
If it's just for your PIP claim I don't think you need to sign off UC, you can just make another PIP claim or do an appeal. Other lads here will know more than I do. Also, what about speaking to CAB and get some advice from them.

>>82115521
T'was just bants chika, you're probably not bonkers.
>>82115526
No not for PIP for bennies, I'm proper struggling with money and should be on a higher rate not just the bog standard rate, but UC are more bothered about the influx of new claimants (weird cohencidence as it times with r new irregular arrivals) so are just concentrating on them. I doubt I'll get on PIP, even though my issues are getting worse. Really in a tricky spot.

>>82115407
Ah yes the circle of life x
Respect for the ebony porn though, not many lads around here have that patrician taste. Any names in particular you were going for?

>>82115559
Have you tried kicking off in the job centre, not violent but making a scene, telling them a sob story, bit of crying, reckon they'll sort you out just to get you to leave. Way everything works these days, you don't get nothing by being polite and waiting your turn, got to make it their problem not just yours

>>82115559
He is bonkers but it doesn't make him a bad person hahaha.

I just think if you sign off you will lose your home and you won't have money until your new claim kicks in and if you don't get higher rate then you are still in the same position.
I know you're a smart fella, though there are people who know more and don't work for the DWP, like CAB that might have an alternative path you can take to get higher rate.

>>82115577
My life is currently a sob story, the truth is enough, it doesn't need embellishing or anything.
I've this fightbackforjustice thing I've signed up for to help, and will contact them again. It was them that told me to go for a reassessment instead of PIP. This was before the MS diagnosis, so that might make me eligible for PIP. Im also going to tell them about, how I'm on the work prep group, and treated like I'm expected to get into work again at some point. I told the bennies lot that I worked for nestle for years, that's a massive company, job for life thing, I only left because I had to because of my health.
Also need to have a word with this fight thing, as its mad how I have incontinence issues, yet my uc coach (newly assigned coach) has hearing issues, and can't speak on a phone, so I HAVE to go to the bennies office for each appointment.

What is the fastest way to guarantee shagging a woman up her arse?

>>82115570
Moriah Mills, Lacey Duvalle and Cherokee d'Ass.

>>82115472
He had an SVT episode yesterday as well after getting pissed up and eating a kebab. He said at the end of the video that he thinks he is dying, but isn't going to bother changing his habits.

Honestly I just don't much care about abortion. Don't get me wrong the actual process of it is revolting and I don't think late term abortions should be allowed. But other than that, frankly, I don't care. I think they should be available.

Can you imagine if the sort of people who got abortions couldn't get abortions? Holy shit we would be fucking fucked.

>>82115626
Very well-timed screenshot there de lad, lovely stuff

>>82115625
Hell yes de lid, nice taste. For me it's also:
>Sarah Banks
>Zaawaadi
>Noemie Bilas
>Alexis Tae
>Aurora Jolie

Hope I get more 5 star ratings today desu

>>82115588
CAB is shit tier round here, used them a few years ago and each time I rang, it was a different person who was more useless than the last.
Nah, I'm not wasting my time with that, but I'm sure other areas have more helpful staff, and CAB had the best hold music I've heard for a long time.
I get there's a chance that I might get the same rate now, but it is miniscule. I hate this, saying oh but muh issues blahblahmoanmoan, but I'm going downhill me lad, I'm not getting better. That's not hyperbole, I'm not being a hypochondriac, not exaggerating, just the way it is.
Great segway into a choon moment methinks.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GlRQjzltaMQ

>>82115623
>What is the fastest way to guarantee shagging a woman up her arse?
Lube. Straight in then, no messing about.

>>82112489 (OP)
Contracted yet another infection due to my life circumstances forcing me to be around unhygienic people.
Mums schizophrenic and in a nursing home, and I am her only visitor - I have contracted COVID, gastroenteritis, and flu from my visits. I grew up in a relatively wealthy area of England, but in council housing with dirt poor parents - mums been kept local, and though I've lived independently since 18, I am still forced to house share if I want to stay local to her.
Now I have contracted fucking warts from my filthy African flatmates. Three on my forehead, a patch on my hand, and on my feet. I did everything to avoid their diseases, and I still caught them.
Debating abandoning my mother entirely. Cannot cope with this shit. Could be living on my own in a comfy town in rural Wales or the north.

>>82115623
Go on adultwork and find an impoverished heroin addicted sex worker with extreme low self esteem who is willing to do that with you.

>>82115725
I wouldn't abandon your mother, I'd think of moving but can't abandon her, IMO. It sounds like a horrible predicament to be in.

Will will be having sex with R this weekend

>>82115654
I'm probably showing my age with Lacey and Cherokee as they retired about 20 years ago probably. Zaawaadi I really don't get the hype as I think black women without wigs just look like men.

>>82115883
Will Will's willy fill R?

haha get it because when he says r he means RUTH XDDDDDDDDD

>>82115894
Lacey and Cherokee were from that sort of mid-late 2000s era which was cracking tbf, they're popular for a reason no shame in liking the best imo.

Alright. Any classical music chuds up in here? I'm gonna listen to a composers work in chronological order. First name I shall do. Please nobody with 5 billion compositions please man.

>>82115906
All the way lad. Better than her favourite hairbrush. He fills her up, no sheathe and then she takes the morning after pill. It's just a way of life for many young couples. Shagging is the best part of a relationship.

>>82116007
John Barry

>>82116020
Okay sorry a stipulation - no film composers. I know I said first name! But this cannot be done.

>>82116007
I'm not, but I like some classical music.
Go with Gustav holst the planets suite. It has 1 of my favourites in there.
Or stick radio3 or classicFM on, or bbc sounds has some classical options, but the planets suite is good. There was a good thing on bbcsomething, with Brian cox talking about the planets and the planets suite, worth a watch if you can find it.

>>82116046
Alright. I will do Gustav Holst. I have no idea how much he produced but I will look into it.

>>82116060
I only know of the planets suite. He may have composed some I've heard but not known who it was by.
If you're just going chronologically, not sure when he composed the planets suite, or even if it was all at once, or each individual piece was composed separately, but Jupiter the bringer of jollity is a choon, IMO.

>>82116088
Yeah I am orderbrained I must listen in exact order in completion. Then if I like something I can listen again. Problem is with this approach is that composers just have mountains of slop that they composed for rich people that nobody cares about but if it is recorded somewhere I must listen simple as.

Another long week of hard work coming to an end for many men being paid low wages. Not women, though. Actual work to them is a full week sitting down at the air conditioned office doing a few social media posts, using canva (toddler difficulty graphics application) for some company on their shiny macbooks and then chilling out on their phones having chit chats with the girlies. Worst of all these women get paid more than men doing actual demanding work. Society would continue to function without their fabricated jobs.

Men are actually higher IQ but the government wants men to stay at the bottom. They know women would never do shit jobs. Without anyone doing shit jobs, society will collapse. Men should strike against this inequality. Let's see women do some house building or manufacturing for once.

>>82116020
Film composers are modern classical artists. Don't discriminate. The late Barry is far better than anything from Zimmer's team.

>>82116108
and another long week of you seething about hypothetical situations you made up in your head, incelmong

>>82116108
Don't know why you don't use the animated version instead

Ruthmong pays for nothing in life. Absolute privilege.

>>82116140
Unfortunately for him what you pay is what you get.

>>82116124
Women do fuck all when it comes to work. They would kill themselves if they actually had to do an honest day's manwork. It's just diversity and nepotism gives them this fake purpose. They are only valued because they are the gatekeeper's of sex. Men that don't get a drop of pussy should have an easy life too by not working. Why work in these times where women are getting life handed to them so easily?

https://youtu.be/P63oXaR3aug

>>82116138
Those thots don't deserve the processing power it took to make that.

>>82116161
Keep telling yourself that, virgin.

>>82116102
How does that work with films? Star wars for example, the story is broken up with some earlier storyline being filmed at later dates.

SEASIDEUPATE
https://youtu.be/i7E9AgfENQE
SEASIDEUPDATE

He's eating healthy. Lovely organic salad for him and his lunch if that's alright with you? You can afford to eat healthy when you block the bookies can't you? He eating healthy, all organic, no alcohol. Now this is a FRESH START coming on SO fucking STRONG. Salads soaked in chemicals? Might be for but they're most definitely NOT for him.

Universities are adult daycare centres for too many low IQ girls now. A right of passage for many. All this and many end up in shit jobs, unable to pay loans. In the decades to come we will be seeing a massive debt caused by the university syatem. Enjoy the taxation paying for women's debts and not having a pension.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy85edr2xlpo

>>82116191
Do you mean what order I would watch star wars in? Haven't in years but if I did, I would watch in order of release.

Why would I want to work paying for women's privilege? Let women work for men now. There's no way I'm doing a shit low pay job to serve women their materialism addiction. This is what happens when you don't get laid or have a good life. You will be seeing men that choose a life of mental health disability benefits instead of being depressed working some shit job with immigrants.

>>82116218
yet you have a lower IQ than any of them
sad init

There are more people than unskilled jobs anyway. It makes perfect sense for men like me to not work. I will never enjoy life by working. You've been sold a lie. Only attractive men get pussy.

White holes Black poles

SSM on that healthy grind
Life's better without the trekkie brekkies

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7E9AgfENQE

>>82116278
He's a toad.

Genuinely curious what sort of person writes these woe-is-me posts day after day after day. Hopefully it at least acts as some sort of therapeutic relief.

>>82116278
>>82116193
not sure this needed to be posted twice

>>82116243
Yes, that's what I meant. I couldn't think of another group of films that had earlier plot lines filmed at later dates.

>>82116294
Some saddo who spams the same 4 or 5 gimmicks every day all day

>>82116294
I'm not that lad, but I've done it before. I go through periods of not posting any of it and then posting dozens of times a day. It's my mood. It's always bad, but sometimes it's just intolerable and you need to vent. I know that menol elf is a meme and all (and rightly so), but I am seriously fucking unhappy with my life in virtually every way.

>>82116322
just vent in one post then dont spend ages spamming shit
just makes you a fucking boring retard

>>82116322
So does typing about how unfair the world is and how much your life sucks help with the sadness? I'd think that by emphasising it constantly you'd just make it worse.

You don't get laid, don't get to enjoy life and are miserable earning a low wage. Why work? The social contract is broken. You're only paying taxes and providing products towards more privileged people...mostly women. To fight back at this toxic feminism and male hating society is to simply never work. Let women pay for men. Let them suffer.

Imagine if men in great numbers stopped working. We would see the end of this.

Me? Don't believe in working.

>>82116303
I guess lord of the rings too technically. With the hobbit films. But corrrr gotta be released order int it? In fact with those films I would watch in chronological plot order. Make it up as I go along.

The government is trying to take porn away from us men. They think it will convince more men to start working. If you can't even get a drop of pussy or a wank, this is going to make things much worse for society. It feels like a war on men. It's like they want men to do lash out so they can bring in more authoritarian laws.

Shippy's sweaty arse after 9 hours in the van

>>82116373
Shippy uses a portable shower system like the kind we were discussing some months back. Not a bead of sweat to be found down his whole arse crack.

Once the vidya consoles and steam does all this age verification bullshit and you are unable to communicate or play games, I fear some men will have nothing left to lose.

Shippy's sweaty arse after 9 hours of rape in the van

>>82116353
Same. I either work, be more miserable and live the same as I do now or don't. My mental health is bad enough as it is. Working in a mundane job until I die would only make matters worse.

They're making Avatar 6 and 7, lads, holy fuck

>>82116354
10:30 start as per everyday 7 days a week.

>>82116347
All employers should be forced to feed their staff imo

me? wfh rn but not really working, going to do a vacuum then eat some eggs whilst I wait for my ibanez to turn up, its on its way to the delivery depot then will be out for delivery later today o it is lush

>>82116419
Why? Seems quite ludicrous desu.

>>82116419
All strong independent women should work in the warehouse.

>>82116354
Yep. Extremely easy to filter luckily.

Wonder how many auditors will be at Nuneaton this weekend? Hopefully we get some good protests.

Will never put in anything for this country.

Salad for SSM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7E9AgfENQE

>>82116510
why was this posted a 3rd time

>>82116519
Will keep posting it until you eat a salad

Many lads here need to eat some salad t b h

>>82116510
We all try be healthy in life x

Flat sharing with a bunch of blacks? I would rather have my internal organs removed with a pair of plastic scissors while still being kept alive for as long as possible.

>>82116553
Why did he throw it onto the floor?

>>82116558
Because he can afford to. That's why

he feed them seagulls

>>82116553
Littering is subhuman behaviour.

>>82115669
Do you not have other support groups in your city/town? Like outreach groups that can give advice on benefits?

>>82116007
George Frideric Handel, his organ concertos are sublime.
Richard Wagner, some of his later pieces are more akin to musical dramas.
Claude Debussy, his piano pieces are awesome, he was fond of the composer Bill Evans and maybe drew inspiration from him.

Bit worried that ARE chika is drinking again

>>82116524
I quite like salads but only specific ones.
Last night I just had chicken, potato and swede if that counts.

>>82116577
I do like me Wagner. I agreed with that anon to listen to Holst. It's gonna take a while but I might do Wagner after that. I tried this with Mozart years ago but uhhh his early work is trash!!!! I mean he was like 4 when he started composing but still.

>>82116584
Uhhhh I'm depressed leave me alone.

sosarage sando for lunch
now that is lush.

WTF he naked on the train

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/embed/video/3489813.html

when do the kids normally go back to school? early september innit? do they all go back at the same time? fuck summer holidays

>>82116617
Dont you go around nonceing kids now while their on holiday

>>82116633
dont tell me what to do lid

Shippy noting down term times.

>>82116590
That's a good start but not good enough mate, sorry. Throw some lettuce, chopped cucumber and tomatos in there tonight or I'm posting it again tomorrow.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7E9AgfENQE

https://youtu.be/rX1TsRIpNeQ

Shocking to see such high levels of crime in Wareham. Full on gun fights, armed police. It terrible what happen in Dorset x

Feel so happy knowing that strong independent women are up there on the power lines keeping society chugging along

>>82116647
ive had salads with lettuce, but tomato and cucumber sucks fucking ass
more of a lettuce, onion, swede lad meself

>>82116614
any uncensored vids?

You can't Handel the truth.

time and a half available for a maximum of 8 hrs over the weekend wfh, ehhhhhh should I? ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>82116617
3rd sept in most of england, think scotland go back 2 weeks earlier

>>82116614
Those evil bigots assaulting that poor BAME in broad daylight. They must be arrested immediately! He was simply expressing his native culture; it's our responsibility to accommodate him, not the other way around. Plus, as a person of colour, he was probably feeling the pressure of constantly living in a white supremacist country.

I hope the police make arrests soon and that the victim receives a full pardon and a spotlight on national TV so he can talk to us about how evil white people are.

>>82116674
If it's my kind of wfh (play video games, watch youtube, post in /britfeel/) then why not

hmmmmmmmmmmmm 134 quid after tax, bit shit but ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh id go from 1788 after all tax to 1922 eeeeehhhhhhhh is it even worth it, 6 days worked in a week is a bit grim and I hate employment, is there even a point in earning a few more peanuts when im paid absolute peanuts?

>>82116598
Debussy died in his early 50s, his stint in classical music was short lived in comparison to other composers and you can clearly see/hear his shift into different styles as he formed his own, so listening to his works in chronological order wouldn't be long and you would get to see/hear him grow as a composer in a short time.
I hope whatever is giving you the sads passes quickly.

>>82116683
not him but im the same besides the video games
i do get tempted to slap something like footie manager on the other window though so its just something i can do a couple clicks for then back to work

>>82116683
I suppose so but I just hate even opening the work laptop even if im not going to do anything but also idk how closely they would watch what I do if its over time, could be a free bit of money

ive got until 13:30 to decide, suppose I have been saying I should build some more money up. Fuck I hate this system which makes me dance for coins.

>>82116553
Tramp

>>82116658
And Wareham is so white too. How can it be.

>>82116730
Tramps don't have this many items

Might start eating salad SSM style (I won't)

ASMR bints routine next, king?

>>82116767
Don't watch much ASMR these days.

>>82116778
>When she finds out you work in a minimum wage job

>>82116821
would you rather she finds out you dont work any job at all?

>>82116751
SSM has more items than me and I work full time it not rite

That will be 2021 demographics. Everywhere has been hit by the Boriswave since then.

>>82116577
Check'd and I don't know, it would be something I'd need to look into. Same with maybe putting in a complaint about my bennies office, they know I have incontinence issues, and have decided that the I need to be going to the office for my appointments. Im thinking of putting in a complaint. Im too miffed to think much, going to wait till Monday and contact that fightback4justice group, see what they advise. I only see the signing off and back on as my only option. Might sell muh story to the papers, handsome spastic shunned by the bennies office, I can see the headline now.'d.

Job's a joke, I'm broke, my love life's DOA..

>>82116778
Lmao unironically looks like a still from a blackedraw scene cooorrrrrrr

Tired. Whatever. Garn out. Stuff to do. Etc.

>>82116873
Is it a gimmick? Seems like a real thing to me. The only conceit is that focusing on the boriswave somehow negates the previous normal for immigration levels which were near enough 200,000 fucking people year on year. That's insane, but the boriswave went nuclear.

>>82116907
It's like you're always stuck in 2nd gear, till 1 day you come home early and a back guy putting in your wife's reaaaaaaaaaaaar

>>82116934
Okay, let me ask this: do you see the very large spike in net migration on that chart starting around 2022?

Im really miffed, stupid phone spoiling a great joke.

>>82116947
I'll be there for youuuuu

>>82116958
>CuioGeo
excellent taste in bulls lad

Do you think Sydney Sweeney's brother ever... you know?

How true is the idea that if you don't eat breakfast it's harder to lose weight because your body enters 'starvation mode' and starts to conserve fat instead of burn it off for energy?

Sounds like a bunch of made up nonsense that fat people use to justify stuffing their face three times a day.

Lovely spot of dinner is ready to be made. Looking forward to this.

>>82116999
Forgot the lettuce (in pic, lettuce is in the fridge).

>>82116999
>wearing shoes indoors
council estate-coded

I had a tricky moment lads, didn't think I could get the bottle of rum into my mates freezer, thought things may have needed removing, but I brute forced it in there.
*stomps round the house proclaiming to the cat and dog that he's a bloodeh genious*

>>82116923
what year did we start taking in hong kongers?

>>82117036
2020, since then we've had an average of about 36,000 a year, barely a drop in the fucking ocean

>>82117048
bit mean to drop them all in the ocean lad

>>82117022
imagine being this up your own arse

>>82117022
NTA. I have indoor trainers that never get worn outside is this ok Gok Wan?

My parents were shopping for food in Morrisons, a member of staff opened a new checkout for them and they went through. Another man in the queue got any and shouted they should let others go first. As they were already scanning they did not.

He then took their picture and posted it to a Facebook group, the problem is that their faces are clearly visible and the caption rude and abusive. They called my father a "fat ignoramus" and said my mother looked like "a skeleton dipped in yellow wax." Friends of my parents saw it and shared it with them.

>>82117093
Better to just have some indoor slides, lad.

>>82117109
Why is it better you fucking massive bender?

ok girlies post your wardrobes and the other girlies with judge

>>82117022
I do wear them inside, but i am not from a council estate.
My sister has had a smoke alarm (I found out it was the carbon monoxide alarm) chirping away for months, but isn't black.
Mental innit.

>>82117124
One on the right looking good for her age. She'd get it. You think she does anal?

>>82117134
go and watch a dvd you boring fat cunt

>>82117133
You are spiritually from a council estate, because though you are not, you act like one.
Your sister is spiritually black, because though she isn't, she acts like one.

>>82117105
Bit rude, but people often resort to ad hominum tactics. Everyone knows the nucheckout opening rules, first come first served.
t. Lidl shopper, shopping in the trenches, guerilla warfare style out there in the cheaper supermarkets.

>>82117144
I may have twoc'd in the past, proper wrongun I was.

>Your parcel has been sorted at our hub and is on its way to our delivery depot.

been stuck on this for ages now ffs

>>82117218
Sorted directly into the bin my leed

>>82117093
>is this ok Gok Wan?
top kek
>>82117109
I wear slippers in the colder months and slides in the hot months

>>82117218
Get on the phone to them you whining faggot.
you wont

>>82117229
too big to fit into the bin ffs

>found out girl i went to school with has an onlyfans
>made an account and messaged her asking how much it would cost for a video of her taking a dump
he who dares wins

>>82117235
its going from coventry to up past liverpool, think I'll ring if it doesn't change by 3 as its quite the drive. Ive rang them before.

>>82117235
The British way is to complain about it but do nothing.

This man was filmed engaging in a protracted bout of making racially aggravated threats against a white stewardess, including calling her a "fucking white welsh cunt" and threatening to "drag her out of her hotel room, gang rape and set her alight" (!, oddly specific threats). He was physically intimidating to her as well during the whole incident. He also threatened to kill the cabin crew.

He has six previous convictions from 15 offences, including common assault and drink driving.

He received only 15 months in jail, equivalent to approximately 0.48 Lucy Connolly sentences. The judge said that his record was "lengthy and appalling", so why was he given such a paltry sentence?

This is two tier justice.

>>82117289
Cmon now de lid. We've all said some crazy stuff now and again.

>>82117289
Every single time you see some fucking foreign cunt getting a joke of a sentence for something serious, sometimes even no jail time at all, you have to compare it to Lucy Connolly. Fuck this system x

Took an hour due to fannying about, but dinner is served.

Bad words and murdering babies. Totally comparable

>>82117322
I think you're confusing Lucy Connolly with Lucy Letby, mate lol

>>82117321
Root beer is awful, tastes like toothpaste

>>82117331
Ohhhhhhh I am. That's the lassie who said burn the hotels right?
Fair enough.
Bet then lucy's are mad in bed

>>82117321
The fundamentals are there, but it just looks a bit dry, a bit unfinished. Some improvements to up your game:
>lightly toast the bread
>drizzle of olive oil, pinch of salt and cracked black pepper on tomatoes
>shred the lettuce

>>82117345
She said:
>Mass deportations now, set fire to all the fucking hotels full of the bastards for all I care, while you're at it take the treacherous government and politicians with them. I feel physically sick knowing what these families will now have to endure. If that makes me racist, so be it.

Two years and seven months in prison.

>>82117322
You're thinking lucy letby. A better comparison would be lucy connelly and Ricky jones (labour councillor that told a crowd of anti racism protesters that the opposition should have their throats slit. It's not a fair comparison as the people on the right will have had Crown appointed solicitors who told them to plead guilty to all charges, whereas Ricky (the left) had solicitors who told him to plead not guilty. This was all related to politics, a show of force.

phone man said he cant track specifically where the parcel is so im just waiting but because I forgot parcel force are royal mail Ive given up on it coming today, despite it being 24 hour express because the royal mail are beyond useless. Id rather have evri deliver it ngl.

can any linguist nerds tell me how to spell a word from the north east regional dialect?

you know when someone goes 'ew' but it's like 'eh-oo' combined: the 'w' sound from 'what'. 'eh-wh'. 'ew'. not 'ew' as in 'stew', or the American 'ew, that's gross!', it's the same function as 'hey' or 'oi'.
(people used to just write it as 'ew' on MSN, some people start it with a 'h', seen it written as 'hoo', but 'hew'? like 'hewn'? nah.)

>>82117341
It tastes of 1 specific toothpaste, can't remember the name but its pink and tastes proper nice. Sasparilla it is. Mcslopald's used to sell it over here years ago.
>>82117346
Couldn't be arsed with toasting, no olive oil here, and I prefer the whole leaves from a baby sweet gem lettuce, desu.

fed up of feeling tired all the time

>>82117363
>>82117369
Ridiculous sentence desu. Not like she's actually a threat to the public. She will make a lot of money when she gets out.
Saw labours homeless "minister" or whatever resigned today after she evicted her tenants to raise rent by 700 squid

>>82117321
Phwoarrr lovely. I'd drizzle a significant amount of mayo all up inside them bitches but I'm weird like that.

>>82117404
I know that's fine, I'm just saying if you wanted it to be a bit better those are some things you could do.

>>82117321
Is only half that TV screen working or what's the black stuff?

>>82117437
that's the part of On Air Radio they DON'T want you to see!

mad watching the new South Park. not because of the naughty words or the satire that's all a matter of taste, but what IS something i can't NOT notice even for a cartoon programme:
>people watch videos on phones
>youths say 'bro' to each other

It ain't half hot lads

>>82117321
Give dogo head pats and tell them they are good. They will reward you with undying love. Also, nice butties.

feel like it's wrong to call ciabatta style fancy buns 'butties'

>>82117489
OK then, fancy pants posh butties.

on a phone calling spree am I not, just rang the guitar shop, blokes off his holiday monday to do it, rang up as itd been a few days was making sure they actually had my correct number, full re string and action setting up 12-56 for c standard. Asked him about selling my bass and hes up for buying it so that'll offset some cost. Nay fucking guitars, fkn parcel force taking the piss.

>>82117489
I call em sandos.

is magic real, those people who say they can do magic?

>>82117419
I had some in, but it needed a bit more.
>>82117424
I know, and I'll do them next time I make something like this at mine.
>>82117437
Yeah, my mates gf and his son were playing football the other day, and fugged it, as me and my friend were playing pga golf.
>>82117476
Aye I do, and he loves a good chest scratch. Snarf's still not one for being touched, which is a shame as cats love a good head rub. Maybe 1 day, bit at least she's an 99% indoor cat now.

>>82117506
floury-woury bacon toweries

>>82117535
I am feeding my friends cat this weekend while he is away. I gave him a hand removing an old carpet yesterday and this morning, Bobby, his cat was sitting inside the rolled up carpet hahaha. I will send to you on the discords the picture my friend sent me of him in the carpet. Bobby loves his head pats and tummy rubs too.

>>82117489
I didn't even have butter. My friend's gf keeps their spread out of the fridge, I refuse to use it when it's warm weather, as it just melts.

>>82117531
medieval fantasy is so white/asian coded. what would a nigger even want to be in D&D?

A ranger? a lot of african fantasies seem to involve being a hunter with a lion/leopard pet.

maybe a monk? since black people like boxing so much.

maybe warlock? because it's vaguely voodoo themed? Also the nigger in BG3 is a warlock but not because it's voodoo. it's because he's an exiled noble

definitely not barbarian. that's just bad optics

>>82117535
i hope you get that drawer fixed.
you need your drawers.

Two free gamebergs courtsey of Epic yessir

>>82117557
>floury-woury bacon toweries
Bacon bunnie wunnies

Good afternoon, well, morning for me since I woke up an hour ago

>>82117569
D&D's official canon that they have now is on some weird "think of the fantasy races!!!" PC kick.

when some Twitter weirdo brought up 5th edition "um, you know that orcs invading and looting/raping is like a RL racial stereotype, right?" i actually thought of a racial stereotype that was not the one Americans think of. so fuck the lot of em.

orcs should have pig faces.

>>82117563
Are you leaving the tap on again? I remember you saying he only drank from a dripping tap.
>>82117573
Not my house. I've fixed stuff in the past while I've been here if it has annoyed me. Think the only thing I'll do this time is a spot of frenly fun. I need to find a darker blue marker to get the colour to match more, desu.

>>82117588
BARMY WARMY BACON SARNIE

>>82117635
hahaha good memory, mate. Yeah he still only drinks from the bath tap, he's a funny bugger. I will post him here so other lads can see Bobby.

ye cannit beat a bit of bovvy butta on broon barm wi bixon's best.

>>82117656
Bacon rollie wollie.

hairy muff yerrr

https://warosu.org/ck/thread/5083456
corrr. i was just being jocular, it was the 2010s, it was a different time.

in reality, i think racism is wrong, and that buns are called buns or sometimes 'baps' but then that makes you think of boobies which is filth

Good R&R this hath been

Rejuvenating, even

>>82117702
Pubes are a haven for piss. Smooth, hair free is better.

Randomly dropping yellow streetview man on a map of Europe and pretending I live there. Make up stories in my head of what kind of job I'd have and which pub I'd go to with friends.

me trying to recollect my scattered memories through internet posts like Alice through the looking glass except whatever a 'looking glass' is, it's shattered

>>82117756
mad how everyone's on this 'cosy games' kick, Animal Crossing and that, as well as the whole 'parasocial' YouTuber/AI thing

just make a game where you're in a 70s pub. that's it. enemies, or spaceships, or platforms? nah. you just go around the pub. listen to some people say stuff (recorded, or AI)

>>82117786
i have to admit i play Traveller's Rest regularly because I like the idea of buying and selling things plus there's no rush to do it.

>>82117626
all very true and is why BG3 is the true 1D&D.
>orcs should have pig faces
isnt the lore behind that they've been interbreeding so much with humanoid races that their piggish features have been getting outbred?

Wishing you all a scrumptious weekend.

Bootylad, this one's for you buddy.

>>82117786
>mad how everyone's on this 'cosy games' kick

escapism innit because society is so grim, the normies are all in on it as well, hide away from the real world because overexposure will send you west

>>82117741
just a bit of seasoning isnt it

>>82117809
YEEEEEEHAWWWWWW

Might become a cowboy

>>82117809
Just when the thread needed him most, he returned!

Kinell had a dream I was running around raping lassies in a Second Life like game.

>>82117809
Alri mate!
That pics venturing into my territory innit? Stay in your lane!
Jokes aside good to see you again. Hope all is well with the missus.

I've enjoyed a few cosy games. Mainly stardew if I'm being honest. That proper had me playing for hours back when. My gf loves them though. I think woman in general are more hard wired for them.
Me? Gunna reinstall dead cells and play that again from a fresh save.

>>82117659
He looks nice. Cats love stuff like that. I remember it made my first cat a fort out of cardboard with tunnels in and out, he loved it (no pics though).

nothing more cringe than two animenonces communicating with one another

>Sky Sports
Are on his telly.
>Bacon and eggs
Are in his belly.
>Fishy farts
They're 4x smelly
>PC
A Delly Welly
>Finance Check
It's a Jenny
>Tenner
Sent to Makaveli
>Sausage rolls
From Curtis Deli
>Trolls
Stay fucking jelly.
>Seaside Army.
Fat not thin like skellies.
>His genes?
TMAU Alleles.

https://youtu.be/i6SCLK710-8

>>82117626
>"um, you know that orcs invading and looting/raping is like a RL racial stereotype, right?"
They do this with WoW too which is quite funny, because the Orc storyline from W3 onwards is "sail to a new continent, colonize it, wipe out local inhabitants with help of another local indigenous group and form a dominant power structure"

Yet... they seem to think this is black coded.

>>82117802
i used to love reading these books as a teenager, we had D&D 3.5 by then which was overly mathematical, but all the older books were fun to read through, just learning about some mad fantasy world.

they basically began with the premise that the Forgotten Realms is a pretty blank-slate setting, here's an overview of the world, its location, its movers and shakers. the whole POINT was "here's a world to play your elf games in, it's not our story" and then they went ahead and wrote those Drizz't novels and mad them Baldur's Gate games.

i'd get pwned by the hardcore grognards on /tg/, but i am correct. maybe one day i will have odd friends and we can play an OSR game.

>>82117927
I like how he thinks having sky sports is something trolls would seethe about

Or... maybe they would? They seem to be bigger spakkers than him.

Got some more chores to do for today, don't i

Yessir i do

First however i must prep the other thing

>>82117947
It kind of is I see normies online constantly complaining about the price of it and they all have cracked fire sticks with shitty streams.

>>82117947
They are. They claim they would hate to ever have a pathetic life like Mark does. But it's obvious they're also broke, depressed and on minimum wage.

Voluntary work went well. Treated meself to a cheeky Greggs in town and also got some new Addidas shorts. Oh aye.

>>82117972
Getting a cheeky wag in to celebrate tonight de lid? You deserve it.

>>82117905
Official bootylad list of womfy games
>stardew (obviously)
>stellaris
>synthetik
>dishonoured
>enter the gungeon
>a short hike
>shadow of the colossus
>ico
>legend of zelda: link's awakening
>gen 3 pokemon (including rom hacks)
>civ 5
>castlevania (dawn of sorrow, portrait of ruin, order of ecclesia)
>borderlands 2 and pre-sequel
>advance wars 2
>halo 1, 2 and 3
oh aye x
probably a bunch I'm forgetting but oh well

>>82117983
I love Enter the Gungeon but it's anything but womfy. Very stressful akshually.

>>82117983
>dishonored
Played that this year and it is phenomenal. The only 5/5 game I've played this year according to my backlog page (I'm extremely strict)

>>82117972
Good man. Gotta stick them stat points in to mental health. Higher mental health stat and your less likely to fall to the wrugs. (Maybe)

>>82117983
>>82117991
Same. Was terrible at it. One of the few rogue lites I couldn't completely finish. It's super fun but I couldn't dodge for fuck all. Think it overloaded my brain.

Saw a 36yo roastie just now whose bio said she's "on her healing journey right now" and "wants to be in a relationship in order to have a better life"

Uhm, yikes? lol

>>82118012
Rode the carousel and got pumped and dumped.

>>82118012
Tell her your rich and hung like a horse

>>82117975

Based wemptation lid. Nah cba to drink/sesh tonight. Still feel a bit burned out off that Wednesday sesh.

Blew my load to Peta Jensen again last night. Best fake tits in the business she had. Fuck me she was hot.

>>82118019
This, full of regret (and potentially disease riddled), stay away, IMO.

>>82118052
She did have some fucking cracking fake knockers on her that's for sure. Her or Ava Addams?

>>82118058
Peta me lid. Ava has cracking fake tits but she has chronic granny face which puts me off.

>>82118050
There's a new hive in town

>>82117972
what did you do today, little helper?

Got that new Radiance Films pre-order in for November. Radical Japan, 9 films. 75 squid. It lush. Got that Pusher Trilogy 4K coming in two weeks too. It lush.

I've never met friendlier people than on porn twitter. Truly the nicest people on the planet.

HelperLad fighting off the demons like that DOOM fella. he is untrollable. he lives the perfect life.

>>82118115
really? internet perverts seem to be the most angry people.
the most positive internet people are like furries and role-players and them, but i don't want none of that shite.

Got them pre-orders on tap. Corrrr! Lots of exciting releases!

Shippy arse sniffing his lolcow

>>82118115
reading porn comments makes me weep for humanity

>>82118132
>martial law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiBJt9V81VU

>>82118050
Nothing better than a few ice cold jars after work

>>82117972
I bet you look funny in shorts

He volunteering at Flamingo Lad to diddle kids? Damn...

there is no concret proof that HHL is a nonce

>>82118232
Well... he enjoyed THAT video- that's enough proof for me.

concret

Thatcher was the last truly patriotic prime minister.

>>82118132
unironically based and totally shit at the same time

>>82118263
editorlad?

I celebrated when Thatcher died and it was lush.

a few afternoon pints have been ingested
home to make fajitas and watch babylon 5

>>82118339
Based. For me? It's wanking over all the female aliens.

Some thoughts about the last election in the US:
Trump was the obvious front runner. Immensely popular with his base, broadly popular with middle classes and working classes. Harris was, by most accounts, quite literally the worst candidate the Dems had ever fielded. No charisma, no popularity among base, no tact, apparently no policy platform whatsoever. It should've been a landslide and yet Trump only won by about 2%.

Contrast this with Bush senior vs Dukakis in 1988. Dukakis was a popular sitting governor, was smart and well-spoken, had a clear platform and the lack of social media meant that only legacy media controlled the narrative, a clear boon to the left of centre. Yet despite all of this Bush won by approximately 10% of the vote.

The fact of the matter is that at a certain point it literally doesn't matter what candidates are run, what their platforms are, if they're popular, smart, well-spoken etc. at some point you hit the tipping point and it's purely a demographics game. Politics stops and ethnic headcounts take over. The US of 1988 was 80% white; today it is 60% white. Mass immigration is a social and political weapon wielded against white people to disenfranchise them. We aren't quite there yet, but the government is doing its absolute best to speedrun for the goal of demographics-are-destiny in their favour, while the native brits are pushed to the side. Disenfranchised in their own country.

That's real interesting dear

Wish I could get drunk tonight

>>82118369
So that's how they taught facial expression to this ai robofu.

>>82118369
what is stopping you lad

>>82118369
Use poppers instead de lid, they make wanking better.

>>82118369
What's stopping you de lad

Me? Going straight edge starting tomorrow. Doctor's order.

>>82118381
>>82118386
Waiting on a phonecall about a grant, don't wanna answer it pished or hungover

>>82118392
Saturday tomorrow mate, you'll have to wait till Monday.

>>82118357
You're probably quite fun at parties, lad.

https://x.com/Doc_Texas/status/1953178560950419536

Had a good chuckle at the top 3 posts in this

Dead Island 2 any good me lods? What about Cult of the Lamb?

Post-400 anxiety triggered just now lads. Please make a new thread asap.

>>82118416
I have cult of the lamb, but not played it yet. Think I had the first dead island and thought it was OK.

>>82118446
Recommended anything in the PlayStation Summer Sale? Thinking of just getting RDR2 as I haven't played it since launch.

Very crazy thing to think about, if you picked up your phone right now is there a single person you could phone and say "hey I've got a little girl in my house tied up and drugged, you wanna come over and rape and torture her?" to which their response would be anything other than "what the fuck? I'm calling the police!"?

Just imagine the complete void of incompatibility that exists between people who could do that and get a positive response, even from their own family members, and you or the average British person. They are simply not like us. They never will be. They don't want to be. They're here to extract resources from us, essentially to predate us. No amount of 'diversity days' in schools or whatever the fuck will solve this issue because it is fundamentally irreconcilable.

>>82118416
I've played CotL but never finished it.
I liked most of it, but the actual combat aspect of it's kinda meh. Serviceable but nothing to grab me by the nuts.
Had more fun managing my cult in a way that meant I could treat them like shit and get away with it.

Great if you can get it on the cheap, but I wouldn't go out your way to buy it. Unless you love roguelikes in which case maybe you'll like it more than me.

is the beehive where the bouncer knacked helper for being a wee radge and "broke" his phone?

>>82117897
Kinelllll the arse on that.

All well between us pal, survived the holiday together and met her parents recently.

>No mates so no one to get drunk with
Bit shite really

>>82118542
I just get drunk and shitpost here while playing games.
Does the job.

Love Dubai chocolate me oh aye x

>>82115472
At least his flat is going to posdibly be available for a productive member of society soon. I certainly hope the fishy odour hasn't soaked in to the walls.

I'll be honest lads, I have absolutely no idea what money is, how it works, what the financial system is or does etc. it's a complete mystery to me. I know on a practical level that it's just a number of things I can give to people to get food and pay my bills and stuff, but beyond that I don't actually know what it 'is' as such. I also have zero fucking idea how it all works. Like okay I have this number on my phone and then it goes up or down and when I buy things or get money in, but it's all digital and not real? But how can it not be real? There must be actual things moving around somewhere to denote the physical transmission of money, we're not just paying for everything with thin air.

Stocks? Bonds? Gold? Trading? Crypto? Got no fucking clue, literally don't even know where to begin.

>>82118488
Not got a playstation, I have it on PC.

>>82118551
>I just get drunk and shitpost here
Tried to do that in the past lad but drinking alone doesn't feel fun. I like to be around people and have a laugh.

>>82118542
Getting drunk alone is better anyway

>>82118649
I don't mind it once I get drunk enough to start having a good time by meself.

Why does Shippy want to visit all pubs in the country if he doesn't drink anyway?

>>82118612
Flat currency, made from nothing. The financial world is just moving digits between corporations. It's all fake, designed to help keep powerful people powerful. The job market was created to keep people constantly striving for this fake thing. You need this thing that is worthless, and to be able to have this worthless thing, you need to earn it by working 8 hours per day, 5 days a week until you are too old to be useful.

>>82118628
Okie dokie. Not sure what the fuck to get to be honest. Want something that will keep my attention for a while.

>>82118693
He doesn't, he wants to visit all Toby carvery's. For an obsessed stalker, you don't seem to know much.

>>82116372
What a diverse bunch of cunts

>>82118714
Days gone? I got that recently and it seems good.

>>82118726
I want the remastered but it'll be a while before it's on sale I reckon. Hate that they keep remastering their old games making the originals obsolete.

>>82118719
>obsessed stalker
You seem to know more about him though?

>>82118714
If you never did Witcher 3 I've been replaying that recently. Gameplay's shite but it's mostly just about pottering around and doing quests while banging slutty witches.

>>82116836
I have an overabundance of items, it's a bit of a millstone around my neck t b h

>>82118736
He was posting about it for ages.

>>82116999
BLTs are pretty lush t b h lad

>>82118744
Tried to play that a few times but never got past the first area (probably a tutorial), gameplay never clicked with me.

All I know about Shippy is he looks like a turbobalding nonce who claimed he had "perfect genes".

>>82117105
You should move down south lad, they don't have that sort of behaviour at Waitrose or in the M&S Food Hall.

>>82118761
It gets a wee bit better as you get deeper in and unlock upgrades and new weapons and shit, but yeah all combat boils down to "hit, hit, hit, dodge". If the world doesn't suck you in then the rest will do fuck all for you.

>>82118612
i think somewhere on bank notes it says something to the effect of 'this is a token indicating value' i.e. cash itself is not some valuable thing.

yeah it's all just invented lad. but what else is there? the barter system? my five bushels of corn, for your rooster?

>>82118752
You read all his posts?

Shippydolly drivel

>>82117972
1 day of work a week from 9 to 3, reckon that justifies you to into a nice few late night drunken rants about the working class and the tories for that m8

>>82118782
Don't have to read them all to see the images posted, but I interacted with him often.

>>82118816
I do all that without volunteering. It's free

Oi bruv you got a loicense for dat cock?

https://x.com/Suffragent_/status/1953717060929716381

I'm not smart. I'm actually quite dumb. I remember having a bit of a big head back in school. "Yeah, these dumb normies and their Love Island/Big Brother crap. Imagine being that stupid! I'm superior to these basic NPCs." Then when I grew up I realised, I was the stupid one all along

>>82117827
>just a bit of seasoning isnt it
hahaha had a good laugh from this, you dirty rude boy hahaha. Have a nice Friday night and great weekend!

>>82118846
Imagine not thinking you're superior to love island mongoloids.

Nice glass of choccy milk desu

Might volunteer to become a part time dosser. Just evenings and weekends, due to work commitments, but who knows, if things go well, I might see if there's any full time roles available.

>>82118860
If I were superior, I wouldn't still be stuck in my parents' home in my 30s as a NEET.

Knife archers.

>>82117972
>new Addidas shorts
Proof?

They'll probably get SSM volunteering at BHF again

checking the glasgow weather to make sure crossy is comfy

>>82118923
he did seem to enjoy working the tills

>>82118939
Saw that bbc and MET office are thinking of merging. We're going to need a tv licence to check the weather soon, ffs.

>>82118845
would rather see the full uncut footage before giving my internet armchair assessment of this video.

Fuck it just got the Quake remaster. That'll keep me busy for a while.

>>82118989
its a block cock

>eat the same wholefood diet
>face retains water
>do nothing
>face returns to being lean

why does this happen, I change nothing and things change and return, why

>>82118845
Ruth is desperate to see the uncensored version.

Rebecca Booby Taylor

>>82119018
Changes to your hormone levels

Tag cloud for this thread. Mad to think 'work' is the most popular word in a thread for dossers

Had some of them Aldi Wagyu burgers. Lush they were.

>>82119098
>Had some of them Aldi Wagyu burgers
Proof?

No items

>>82119118
sucks to be you lad

Why does mongboy want to see proof of other mens food and other purchases?

>>82119010
aye, not interested in seeing that. i AM curious what happened here, since it cuts at the 47s mark is there more?
is the black guy a pervert? on drugs? he doesn't seem to react much when he's getting dragged away. it is unusual behaviour.

>>82119130
Lot of liars in /britfeel/ lad

>>82119098
What percentage Wagyu were they? Had some 70 percent ones lately that were nice.

>>82119141
>i AM curious what happened here, since it cuts at the 47s mark is there more?

he gets dragged out onto the platform like a pig

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/embed/video/3489813.html

Me? More items than you.

>>82119159
It just said they were from cattle sired by Wagyu bulls. I've had their Wagyu steaks in the same range and traced them back to an abattoir that definitely processes Wagyu cattle including for Waitrose, so I think they're legit Wagyu.

>>82119170
Bold claim. Can you back that up with visual proof?

>>82119143
>Lot of liars in /britfeel/ lad
Proof?

>>82119236
>Proof?
>>82119170
Here you go

>>82119170
Bet DVDlad has more items than any of us.

>>82119251
I have 0 items, if he has 1, he's got more than me, so therefore not lying.

>>82119160
pretty much the same video. although, that first Twitter link is now dead. (and can't find it on the CrimeLDN account the Daily Mail credits.)

indecent exposure, obviously, wondering how that came about. was it directed 'towards' someone, or was that just how he was walking around? give me the trouser-dropping footage, damn it.

>>82119301
London. An open air asylum.

>>82119193
Sure, I'm home tomorrow and will post a picture then.

Black man threw a mango at me outside King's Cross today. Smacked me right in the face. Police were nearby so they arrested the prick. Going to be pressing charges.

How can DVDlad buy so many DVDs if he's on benefits?

>>82119383
He rips the content to his computer then returns the DVDs. eBay should blacklist him desu

>>82119383
He's answered this before. He lives with his parents and has little bills. Said he waits for sales and bargains too. Easy to have disposable income when you don't have a whole lot of bills. Think he mentioned giving his mum housekeep every month.and buying his own food.

- Your Resident Loremeister

Would you, britfeelers?

>>82119407
Is this picture replacing the bookcase as your favourite

>>82119441
It's a dirty job but someone has to keep record of all the bollocks here.

>>82119437
I prefer the bookcase

>>82119437
My favourite picture? Probably this one.

A new one then
>>82119465
>>82119465
>>82119465

>>82119340
well, what opinions do you have on it? what you reckon? go onnn.

>>82119456
utter grim shite

On that Friday evening wuppagrind me x

NOT touching that wodka in the fridge. No sir.