Thread 82296770

Nigel Garage edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uACGSiN3ZkI

b a s e d

>>82296770 (OP)
Farage will never be PM, the idea is a joke

mandems gonna merc me because i grassed to the rozzers about the gear in the gaff.

That ANIMAL Blundetto!

what'll it be, lids?

>>82296801
Those grim sandwiches been sitting out all day I bet they were all crusty and hard, flies landing on them n all. Looking at photos of 1970s England makes it look like the dark ages compared to now.

me and shippy releasing our seed at the same time while holding hands

>>82296833
what into a 5 year old?

>>82296837
Interesting how, out of nowhere, your mind jumps to grown men having sex with children.

Daily reminder that Shippy is a paedophile

Known Shippy filenames (He's abandoned most of these now). Look for yourself, make up your own mind.
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notable posts
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53587604/#q53589338
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53541263/#q53541339
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53395245/#q53396648
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53228356/#q53229218
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52932452/#q52934732


The most worrying post is this one
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53076118/#q53080524
>Eventually after about 2 hours of frantic searching I found a picture of her at her 11th birthday. Crisis averted
Anyone else think it's odd that it took 2 hours to find a) find a picture on instagram b) figure out how old someone is any other way
Anyone else think maybe he just added that bit at the end and he is actually a nonce who literally raped a school girl.


And this one is concerning, it's just the one word
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53292729/#q53297065
>16 would probably be the lowest I'd go
>probably

Me and SSM having a trekkie brekkie in Spoons

>>82296848
ngl id love to go on a pub crawl with SSM or HHL, id even gladly pay, would be quite the experience

>>82296848
UrgentIy need an items update

>>82296815
maybe it's germphobia or something but bakeries bother me for this reason.
or you watch some old film and they just have bread out all the time. just goes on the side, ready to be sliced when necessary. not wrapped in anything, not in a bread bin.

come on, flies will (and do) land on that bread. plus shit like you're washing your hands, splatter a bit of water on there. random bits of dust/whatever in the air. nobody gives bread a quick rinse like fruit/veg/etc.

>>82296855
ssm is up for meeting his fans. you need to be on his 'shout out' list though.

>>82296867
i dont live in the UK sadly

was greggs lad and incel walk lad the same lad?

"hey mate that's a nice looking sourdough, can i have a quick feel to see if it's still fresh?"

>>82296886
>was greggs lad and incel walk lad the same lad?
fascinating

how can a question be fascinating?

>>82296913
>how can a question be fascinating?
fascinating

>>82296908
No bakery is ever gonna let someone do that, lad.

normal people go outside, have friends, travel, go out to eat, and go to social events multiple times a week
meanwhile you've been sitting in your room all year looking at a screen

you've been sitting in your room all year reading it all

wrote a computer program as a teenager, with the only instruction, 'improve yourself.'

anyway to cut a long story short, a robot anime girl has just turned up at my house explaining she's the final evolution of that program, and she's going to fix all my problems. see you later, nerds.

>>82296955
>you've been sitting in your room all year reading it all
blimey

perma depressed since i was 15 years old

>>82296955
>you've been sitting in your room all year reading it all
wow

>>82296992
>perma depressed since i was 15 years old
WAAAAAAAA

>>82296992
Why you depressed laddy?

Just made mac n cheese, it's baking in the oven now

>>82297001
You don't make mac n cheese in the oven mate.

>>82297006
any time a recipe says to bake pasta or rice in the oven i just think 'get to fuck'
like, toast it? even if it's in some pure sauce

>>82297011
A pasta bake yeah you finish it off in the oven but he didn't say it was a pasta bake just Mac n Cheese.

Cheryl's tosie wosies!

>>82297019
i dunno, every recipe i've just found says to cook the pasta yeah then put it in the oven in a dish.
> Just made mac n cheese, it's baking in the oven now
so that's just true? he's made the mac n cheese, hasn't he? now it's baking in the oven.

>>82297006
You finish it off in the oven you moron

>>82297030
Dirty racist low class slag.

>>82297034
No you don't. UNLESS it's a mac n cheese pasta bake. Regular mac n cheese shouldn't go near a fucking oven.

>Cheryl Tweedy
>household name
>get married
>Cheryl Cole
>household name
>get divorced

'Cheryl'? feel like that's too many chances already.

>>82297042
https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/macaronicheese_83521
https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/mac_n_cheese_70611
https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/mac_and_cheese_41084

just the ones i found that weren't like "slow cooker mac n cheese" or whatever. i mean how else would you melt the cheese?

"once the macaroni is cooked, sprinkle on the cheese and transfer to a desert country for 1 hour, or until the cheese melts."

>>82297048
in a pot softlad it's more like a creamy cheese sauce

>>82297042
You've never cooked anything in your life mate

Maybe some ISPs have started blocking 4chan- if they did we'd have no way to know

Me? Too good to work basic jobs like shelf stacking. I'd rather be getting 800 a month for free on me PIP. Better stack the shelves for me ready for when I come in to buy stuff, slave wagies.

>>82297085
Do you have any mental illness?

I really wish rent wasn't so high and I wasn't taxed so much and im on the low tax side of things, doesn't feel like it though.

Gotten up me have i not

Chores needing to be done now, aren't there

>>82297095
Autism, anxiety, BPD and many more.

>>82297095
egoitis by the sound of it

>>82297071
maybe GCHQ agents have gotten to Crossy, Chika, Helper, et al.

>>82297085
The economy cannot support retards like you tbqh. Eventually you will be cut off. It will be delicious to see you homeless, hungry and cold whilst I pass by on the way back to my nice warm home with my nice family I support with my job.

>>82297060
I cook all the time mate but I wouldn't do Mac n Cheese in the oven. Fair enough snap a pic and let me see the results. I'd usually do a pasta bake in the oven after softening the pasta in a pot.

>>82297095
I'm a perfectly functioning, sober-minded, grown adult male with no issues in going about my life.

The NHS saw fit to provide me with a diagnosis of autism, ADHD, anxiety and depression.

God bless RNHS!

>>82297116
Nice fantasy you've concocted there.

>>82297099
the internet is just the same things in a loop, isn't it? like fashion.

>>82297116
>Eventually you will be cut off.
Not true at all lid. I will be on my benefits until I die 70+. And you're paying for me to have a nice relaxing life.

>>82297116
>Eventually you will be cut off.
NO REALLY FOR REAL THIS TIME LABOUR IS DEFINITELY GOING TO CUT BENNIES THEY REALLY MEAN IT JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE LABOUR WILL SMASH THE DOSSERS!!!

x xtal Crosslad was the Navi of this thread

Starmers idea to make it harder for mongs to claim mental health benefits with more stringent checks was absolutely necessary.

Left wing back bench retards stopped it. God I cannot wait for a Reform-DUP government to accelerate the privatisation of the nhs and just cut benefits to everyone. I want to see an increase in homelessness.

>>82297144
>I want to see an increase in homelessness.
Yes I'm sure increasing homelessness is good optics for a government. Yessir wont be perceived largely negative that will it

>>82297138
alri frosty

>>82297137
Live in Thailand and do not pay taxes to the U.K. government anymore.

At this point we just need all the intelligent and creative people to leave the U.K. and for it to just collapse. People need to fucking suffer.

>oh no the homeless people are attacking me because they have nothing to lose
>why me? i'm one of the good ones, i contribute to society!

>>82297153
>Yes I'm sure increasing homelessness is good optics for a government. Yessir wont be perceived largely negative that will it

Unironically a large portion of the middle class right wing in England love the idea of council estate benefits mongs being made to be homeless and starving. No, really, behind closed doors you will not believe the almost genocidal hatred the right wing middle class have for benefits class.

>>82297144
You're a mong any mental changes and cuts would impact yourself too. DUP are a dead party as well, can't wait until the next NI election when they have an even less share of the vote.

i don't think it's enough that people suffer, tbqh. i think we should go back in time and make sure they suffer from birth, and when they die, we resurrect them and make them suffer some more.

but maybe i'm just more grown-up than you guys.

>>82297167
>No, really, behind closed doors you will not believe the almost genocidal hatred the right wing middle class have for benefits class.
Based. Rightly so imo.

>>82297169
I am high IQ and I do not live in England anymore so nothing the U.K. government does will affect me

>>82297138
Your view here would have been true 30 years ago but in 2025 when it's not clear if the state pension will even exist, add on half the population being third world islamists who's views are represented in politics, any assumption that the state will always be there to provide for a single individual white man because he's a little super special boy is naive at best desu like many people your brain is operating on software from the country we grew up in not the one we now find ourselves in
>>82297167
You are the other side of the same retard coin and it's middle class mongs who got us to this point to begin with who gives a fuck what they think of anything

>>82297157
>People need to fucking suffer.
Misery loves company for most of you mongs in the UK innit. You can bear the fact that some people don't want to work and you want them to be as miserable as you stuck in your shelf stacking wage slavery x

>>82297167
>Unironically a large portion of the middle class
Middle class is currently being erased matey x

>>82297182
Don't need the political insights of an "expat" the most tedious class on earth if you had anything productive to say about my country you wouldn't have abandoned it

>>82297188
What do you think will happen if everyone decided to be autistic and a mong and claim benefits? What will happen to society?

I heard The Strokes before all of you.

>>82297194
I want to encourage other intelligent people to leave so the country collapses and people like you suffer.

>>82297196
Not everyone is born equal. Some of us have problems and can't work. I didn't ask to be born with autism x

I heard Franz Ferdinand before all of you.

tbfair there are people within the working class who pure seethe at those a rung or two on the ladder below them.
>i clean part-time, but at least i have a job.
>i'm on benefits, but at least i'm not a smackhead like him next door.

the great equaliser, among all classes/walks of life? being in a relationship.

>>82297208
My country has nothing to do with you though. You're foreign.

I heard Interpol before all of you.

>>82297216
>being in a relationship.
One time I had a relationship. I walked through town holding her hand and I felt proud to be her partner

>>82297186
>Your view here would have been true 30 years ago but in 2025 when it's not clear if the state pension will even exist, add on half the population being third world islamists who's views are represented in politics, any assumption that the state will always be there to provide for a single individual white man because he's a little super special boy is naive at best desu like many people your brain is operating on software from the country we grew up in not the one we now find ourselves in
It's not that I disagree with your assessment, lad, you're literally 100% correct. But it's just getting from that assessment to the political reality of actually, meaningfully cutting state handouts is absolutely chasmic for Labour to achieve since the cabinet is unable to corral their backbenchers into unity with their aims. By all accounts, absent come black swan event, bennies will keep increasing for this whole government.

It's quite funny really. They put themselves into this terrible situation but then can't get out of it when they realise it's all gone tits up because all of it amounts to vote buying schemes for the stakeholder class and the MPs aren't willing to commit political suicide to save the Treasury LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

I heard Crystal Castles accidentally leak their track 'Alice Practice' by uploading it to their MySpace profile (before all of you).

you can enjoy all this keyboard warrior schadenfreude.
but you know what you WON'T enjoy? Hell.

>>82297221
Our Love To Admire is a 10/10 ngl
>HOW ARE THINGS ON THE WEST COAST?

What difference does it make if I buy video games on my bennies? You have typical chavs using their dole money to buy weed or alcohol and they also terrorise their local communities.

>>82297116
what job are you doing that supports an ENTIRE family from one wage??

>>82297228
I'm talking about more long term than labour. That lad was on about being on bennies at 70 years old. The white morality that developed a welfare state won't exist by then. I'm not sure how benefits works in Kabul but I don't think they've got tip top rate or anything.

Drone warfare seems like a right laugh, this russian lad is creasing hard chasing this apc kek

https://files.catbox.moe/69tuwn.mp4

>>82297221
>>82297237
fug i forgot about this band.

so much kino noughties indie rock. Vampire Weekend. We Are Scientists. (i could go on.)

I HAD SEVEN FACES
THOUGHT I KNEW WHICH ONE TO WEAR
I'M SICK OF SPENDING THESE LONELY NIGHTS
TRAINING MYSELF NOT TO CARE

me? full time work in a government technical role but considering trying to get on the pip for autism, adhd and anything else I can make up in order to ease the tax pressure on me and the general cost of living, not full time neeting but an additional spacker wage so im not so badly paid at the end of the month.

THIS DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN
THIS DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN
NO ONE HAS THE GUTS TO SHUT US OUT
BUT IF WE HAVE TO GO NOW
I GUESS THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE THAT
SOME PLACE WILL BE SERVING
AFTER HOURS

>>82297229
Would like to leak my semen all over Alice and then abuse her sweetly, call her names and choke her...

>vampire weekend
laughably bad pop band softlad

Me? I just want to punch a woman really, really hard in the face while shagging her. Not against her will, not in a genuinely abusive way, I would want everything to be pre-agreed and consensual. But yeah, really just fucking crack her one right in the face as hard as I can.

A-Punk is fun to play on guitar

Shippy getting pegged by an obese amazonian black woman as he's pressed up against his floor to ceiling window for the world to see.

>>82297304
Why do you always emphasise consensual? It would be more exciting to do it by surprise, blood splashing out of her screaming face as you cum inside her.

>>82297139
Chika followed him into the abyss just like the start of majora's Mask

>>82297313
Because I want to be clear that my fantasy is not to actually rape/assault a woman, I'm not into that. I also wouldn't tell her when I was going to do it, I'd prefer to wait until she wasn't expecting it, maybe even thinking that I'd forgotten or just didn't feel like it in the end... then WHAM.

mad that I live in a flat smaller than my granddads care home flat

>>82297321
Sound like a softlad to me. I'd actually like a cute girl to beat me up while we have sex. Slap my erect cock around, choke me, punch me in the face.

I fucking hate music lads. Seeing a lad or lass playing guitar makes me fantasise about violently assaulting them. Hate it when people talk about their music taste and bands and shit.
Could never relate to any of it.

Me? Want a lad from 4chan r9k to punch me really really hard in the face while I'm being shagged.

>>82297339
why? very odd

>two sets of electronic kitchen scales
>both out of battery
>battery compartments have tiny screws
>DO have a precision screwdriver
>do NOT have CR2032 coin batteries

thank you Salter. great stuff.

>>82297340
Up the arse? Hope it smells like poo.

I dont like how nasty people are in this country, its like everyone claws at each other eventhough 95% of people are fucked

>>82296858
I refuse to buy anything from those areas in supermarkets where they have pastry just sitting out exposed to the elements with a pair of tongs to pick up. It's gross.

>>82297360
You're right to think that because I like to stick a finger up my arse and then wipe each pastry individually.

>>82297355
>I dont like how nasty people are in this country, its like everyone claws at each other eventhough 95% of people are fucked
Told you lad. Misery loves company. Everyone is angry they are working a shit job, underpaid, taxed to the gills etc. You can tell because everyone is extremely uptight and quick to anger. Try driving a car between 5 and 6pm. Everyone is driving like a maniac to get home and ready to start on you if you somehow go 5mph slower

>>82297325
You into some serious testicle punching, lad?

>>82297346
I have complete musical anhedonia. I have no fucking idea how people enjoy music or what they are getting out of it. It is just sound. How the fuck can you enjoy sound?
Had to make up bullshit about what music I liked as a teen. Dad was always trying to get me into it and I hated it. Music is boring and pointless to me.


It makes me so angry when I see people enjoying music or being good at it. I sucked so much at music at school. Could not sing or do it at all.

>>82297368
Wouldn't go that far. Maybe a right squeeze but punching my erect cock? Corrrrrr! That would be lush. A nice teethy blowjob too.

>>82297369
>How the fuck can you enjoy sound?
Because it changes your mood. Makes you happy or sad. Changes your outlook on life. Music is a medium that tells a story through singing x

remember some science fiction story where the aliens deleted humans' ability to enjoy music/art/etc
spooky stuff, that.

>>82297312
>Shippy getting pegged by an obese amazonian black woman as he's pressed up against his floor to ceiling window for the world to see.
fascinating

Only NPCs like music. Simple as.

>>82297378
>Changes your outlook on life. Music is a medium that tells a story through singing x

Does not do that for me. No comprehension of how music alters emotions. No idea why people would listen to sad music. Makes no sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaiT8gATzxc

If you feel nothing listening to this you are genuinely soulless.

>>82297317
>Chika followed him into the abyss just like the start of majora's Mask
fascinating

>>82297144
With the amount of money they waste on absolute shit no one asked for, they may as well just bring in UBI, and be done with it.
>oh no, you're only a bit disabled, not disabled enough, so we don't think you're worth 50 quid a week!
The government can take it out of their Champaign budget, and fuck off.

>order extralegal feel-good nose powder
>Special Delivery so it'll arrive even on a Sunday
>'oh fuck i'll have to sign for it, then'
>(includes talking to the postie, deliverylad style)
>change it to normal post
>don't realise it's a bank holiday weekend
>now won't even get POSTED until tomorrow

how do i time travel 2-3 days?

He's the personality we deserve, just maybe not the one we need right now.

>>82297400
This is what makes me so fucking angry and biting back tears. Everyone keeps talking about how important music is and it makes me think there is something deeply wrong with me.

Haven't had a DVD update in a while.

>>82297411
>He's the personality we deserve, just maybe not the one we need right now.
fascinating

>Sonic vibrations do not alter my brain chemistry. Music is illogical.

Chika-coded post.

>only npcs like x thing I dont like
>my opinion? based and high iq, your opinion? npc pilled are retarded

>>82297415
>Haven't had a DVD update in a while.
fascinating

>>82297418
>Chika-coded post.
fascinating

>>82297414
>it makes me think there is something deeply wrong with me.
I think there might be sadly lad x

>>82297414
youre on britfeel, theres already something wrong with you, willing to bet even if you liked music youre still a freak, as am I.

Ban music. Smash the fucking instruments. It should be illegal to consume music. Islam has the right idea with banning music. Music is haraam.

Bank holiday dollies and lets pretend is it, king?

Despite being a professional footballer, I've never watched a film.

music hating melty

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU RETARDS ENJOY MUSIC. IT IS A SET OF SOUNDS YOU FUCKING MONGS. IT IS LIKE MODERN ART WITH A BUNCH OF RANDOM COLOURS. NOBODY ENJOYS THAT SHIT IT IS JSUT FUCKING COLOURS. JUST DIFFERNT WAVELENGTHS OF EM RADIATION.

MUSIC IS JUST FUCKING LIKE VIBRATIOSN OF LONGITUDINAL WAVES IN AIR. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU ENJOY THAT.

EVERYONE IS LYING. THEY ARE MAKING IT UP.

i've heard this 'music' is corrupting our youth. causing them to move inappropriately, even touch each other without regard for social mores.

>look up hardcore ballbusting videos on simpcity to make webms out of to spam in britfeel
>find a thread about it with some great content
>someone links to the twitter of the content creator
>@seansmallcock
Holy shit I'm dying

It's weird how dancing was a big thing back in the 70s and dancing with a girl was considered sexy. Now we just straight up don't dance anymore. Lost culture that is.

>>82297442
pure cackled at this.

>>82297442
>Despite being a professional footballer, I've never watched a film.
alright michael

dancing? that's for bees to attract a mate. when i attract a mate, it'll be through my intelligence.

>>82297465
>>look up hardcore ballbusting videos on simpcity to make webms out of to spam in britfeel
>>find a thread about it with some great content
>>someone links to the twitter of the content creator
>>@seansmallcock
>Holy shit I'm dying
fascinating

Will Will be enjoying her tuppence on this bank holiday?

>>82297469
no one wants to be recorded dancing badly on a phone and having their face put on youtube for dazzas to laugh at

>>82297475
>it'll be through my intelligence.
Girls don't like smart lads. They think smart lads are dorks mate

>>82297476
>look up hardcore ballbusting videos on simpcity to make webms out of to spam in britfeel
what a life

Le golden laugh poster at it again. Harumph.

>>82297482
Back in 2002 I was forced to do dance practice every year due to our school having a valentines dance thing. They would line up the girls and the boys opposite each other and tell us to pair up. Naturally, all the girls went straight to the Chad tall bad boys of the year. Then when they chose, the girls were mad and just didn't want to dance with the other lads.

Funnily enough, there were a load of 'nerdy' girls back then who stood by themselves as well. Thinking back, some of them were actually cute but us lads didn't want to be seen with them. Big mistake that looking back. I should've asked one.

Anyway, the teacher would forcefully pair the remaining lads. I remember I got paired with one of the hottest girls in the year called Leanne and she didn't hold my hand properly. She held my hand pinching the centre with a finger and her thumb and thinking she was going to catch a disease from me or something.

Thanks for reading

>>82297393
Serious cope here lad. Low IQ and high IQ people both enjoy music, on different levels sure but for the same reasons deep down. An inability to even understand music is NPC coded much more than enjoying it.

but classical music is peng

>tfw teacher sat you at the back of the class
>tfw overheard one day on break passing by staff room that she puts the ugly ones as far back as possible

>>82297483
Graph like this would suggest something like that. Optimum age for sex having/early loss of virginity for a man is around 90.

Any lower and you get into proper special needs territory. Higher and you become less sexy.

something for the boomers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V1Ld3Ej8I0

>>82297500
The only girls that liked me were fat. Now no girls like me.

All I can stomach these days is metal remixes of Touhou tracks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbX_6jPTb5Y
Don't even like metal anymore. it's juvenile and has stupid lyrics.

This mong thinks "modern art" one sub branch of all art is a legitimate comparison to all music that's ever existed. Imagine feeling hatred at music. That's honestly quite scary.

>>82297527
this is the driest thing I have ever heard

>>82297492
You don't get it lad. He's winning the thread and pwning the personalities that aren't here.

>>82297519
>Higher and you become less sexy.
Higher IQ equals more self awareness I think. And being self aware means you over analyse things instead of going with the flow.

Tried listening to some Megadeth yesterday for nostalgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkJ5jJuraLQ
What utter crap, unironically. I dunno man, either weeb culture spoils you, or you reach a certain age and all you can do is cringe at this faux macho shit.

>Glasgow man 'heartbroken' after cat falls from 6th floor window and left crippled

>implied disabled
>early 30s
>familiar-looking cat

>Jordan, who works full-time,
oh thank fuck.

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/PKqbIrPW6XQXYjqZlXWVTw/

what a life

guys when i close my eyes i can't literally see a red apple when i imagine one.

mayhaps my advanced intelligence is stunting a child-like, primitive 'appreciation' for lesser pursuits such as art?

is hhl banned again

>>82297582
nah lad. voluntary litter-pickers don't get bank holidays off. he has a tougher life than wagies/soldiers/doctors, if you think about it.

>>82297360
>>82297366
When I was a kid I would poke them for a laugh and my mum would tell me off.

Nah nah nah na na na naaaaa. na na na naaaaaa Hey Jude

>>82297469
People still dance in clubs at uni.

>Garn Flamingo Land next month me.

Lenny from Of Mice and Men vibes, this. pure 'death flags' from Helper's recent posts.

p..p..please dollies, report in I'm so lonely

need a B towers update. I know you're lurking B

>Well, she was just seventeen,
>You know what I mean

uhh?

>>82297608
>need a B towers update. I know you're lurking B
fascinating

The chad video game soundtrack listener
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcEdif_2PNY

>>82297597
I dont mean dancing at a club. I meant like, actual dancing where you're holding a girls hand and doing the tango/salsa or some shit. I miss that kind of romantic shit x

>>82297618
Upper class still do that.

Crossy is fr Dee Dee with a bit of sugar and weeaboo added

Telogen effluvium must suck for women. Then again so many women put non-organic chemicals in their hair. No Poo is the best form of haircare for any person... but the cosmetics and plastics industry don't want you to know that.

>the girls who would joke about your hairy legs in school when they had a shortage of P.E. teachers so you had to do P.E. with boys and girls
>the obese female P.E. lesbian teacher who always had a go at you for no reason

Russian women are lovely, desu,lads.
Never believe in xneonphobia

>>82297659
>that random fat female teacher who singled you out for no reason
Was she just horny?

>>82297643
>Crossy is fr Dee Dee with a bit of sugar and weeaboo added
fascinating

maybe you have sad things going on in your life
maybe you are trying to impress your Discord friends
but there's no need for this 'fascinating' spam, is there?
all you're doing is letting the thread down (and yourself)

Wondering how different life is when you come from a rich family.

>the I.T. admin who was gross and threatened to take your login away just because you were standing in front of the door and didn't notice he wanted to get in
>the stinky I.T. man who you could tell was coming down the corridor and all the class made jokes

Daphne spam time, king? Corr

>>82297675
>the stinky I.T. man who you could tell was coming down the corridor and all the class made jokes
Lmao this was widespread? There was an IT guy in my highschool in the mid 2000s and he was tiny, unkempt and strange. The kids used to call him "the goblin". When he came into the classroom one time to fix the teachers PC, one funny kid shouted
>LOOK THERE IT'S THE GOBLIN
And everyone burst out laughing. Holy shit I would hate to be that IT guy. Little did I know I would end up autistic like him x

>>82297675
We had 2 IT guys at our school. One was sound and would chat to me about vidya every now and again.

The other was a massive cunt. Shouted at me once for going into a IT classroom at lunch because I left my PE kit there by mistake and was just going in to get it. When I told him he had a snidy little comment about 'how can you forget a PE kit?'. Twat. Still remember it vividily because it was such an odd thing to get shouted at about, especially from someone who wasn't even a teacher.

the IT guys did those weird sarcastic nerd jokes with me even though i was 12.
just going on at each other like
>heard that guys, he wants the password.
>heh. heh-heh-heh!
yeah?

it lads haha
the performance is fucking retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02a723LsoFA

Being IT man at a secondary school being bullied by deanos and laughed at by chantelles must be hell. I like computers but I'd never do IT in a school. College and up sure. But no schools.

>>82297693
He was probably jerking off in his box office with the server and his reaction must've been to offload the guilt to you.

>>82297718
or maybe you just like to think about men wanking?

>teacher would remote control your PC to stop you playing games
>print off 100x full black pages

>>82297699
>when you realise this is literally just autistic people, and that's exactly how everyone views you

IT lad at school gave me a decent GPU because he replaced a few of them. Can't remember the cards make specifically but I used it for years. Kind of felt like grooming but I don't think he was a nonce, just a bit weird

Thinking back the security in our school IT was awful. Anyone with half a brain could have taken over the whole network.

My IT teacher was a tough as nails Westmids office woman. She was actually pretty sick.

>>82297699
i know it's intentional technobabble but the mention of Tcl/Tk IS surprising, somehow.

>>82297678
She doesn't deserve that name. Spoilt daddy's girl needs to lose some pounds.

>>82297745
I met a lad who did that at his school. He hacked the systems, sent out a letter, and gave everyone a day off.
He's probably still hanging around on this site somewhere.

>>82297758
>She doesn't deserve that name. Spoilt daddy's girl needs to lose some pounds.
fascinating

>>82297369
Is this the true power of Autism?

>girls didn't like this one male teacher because he was ugly and old
>one girl talks about making up an accusation when he pops out the room for a moment and the others agree to claim similar things

don't ever become a teacher. it must be worse now as they could film you and post you on tiktok.

Should we expect to see more posts about YouTubers in the absence of your thread personalities to gossip and obsess over, king?

>Bored in DT in school
>Printed off 90 pictures of pic rel using A3 paper
>They trace it back to me
>Call my dad in and show him the picture, saying is he gonna pay for all the ink?
>He bursts out laughing in front of the headmaster when he sees the stack of 90 pieces of A3 paper showing a dog riding a horse

>>82297777
Nice quads, king

>>82297779
Surely the ink would run out after about ten of them anyway

i remember lads in secondary school talking about 4chan and how fucked up it was. i wonder if they still browse, or even post here

>>82297762
I did that with my mate's college, changed the site to say NIGGER COLLEGE and sent a mass text saying college is closed due to boiler issues

>>82297795
>Surely the ink would run out after about ten of them anyway
No mate it kept going. There was at least 50 and A3 paper is huge. Was proper funny at the time to be honest. My dad laughing at it was even funnier.

>35 year old male teacher struck off for having sex with a consenting aged student

Why? He waited one day after she left so no law was broken. Why is he banned from teacher now for life? He followed the rules.

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bristol-teacher-banned-having-sex-10442957

>>82297772
It's not even that, for some reasons some teachers could control a class easily. We had this one history teacher and even the biggest troublemakers in the class would behave. She never shouted, she just had something about her.

Then there was this other teacher, where the entire class would be chaos, she gave up and every time we had her she shouldn't even bother to teach as it was impossible. It was an hour of pissing about for the whole class. One time I saw her with her hands in her face sat behind the desk like she wanted to end it all with all the massive loud noises of a classroom of kids.

I'd hate to train to be a teacher for god knows how long and then end up as the second. Too risky.

>>82297813
bristol mentioned

>32 MB of emulators + ROMs

oh aye.

I remember having immigrant teachers who could barely speak english and know anything about the subject. They just let the class mess around for an hour and said copy from these books. I'm pretty sure there's a good deal of foreign teachers working in schools with fake degrees.

>>82297829
Me? GNU/Linux isos for installation on bare metal. Still use my 20 year old one for netinst isos.

>>82297829
Had that exact USB all through uni.
Shit was loaded up with games that you could run portable including the one I made
Even had Surgeon Simulator on that bad boy, showing my age

>all the casual kids load up rotten.com
>you load up Ogrish
>everyone at school agrees you are cool and hardcore

The freeware version of Spelunky was the game most of lads played at school

>>82297735
This. Autistic people need to understand that nobody likes talking to them or interacting with them. Autism isn't cute, it's not a super power, it's really, really, really annoying and autists aren't charming, they're revolting.

>>82297829
>>82297851
Got one with my netbook. It was a different colour though and only 1 GB. I broke off the spinny thing as it annoyed me.

>>82297867
I just found mine and it still works. 32GB badboy.
>full of boring uni documents
Grim.

One time in college my mate went to go get the teacher to look at his work on the PC. So I put Meatspin on his computer and then put the screensaver on. When he came back he moved it and the screen was just a dick spinning. The teacher was really angry with me. She gave me detention for like 2 weeks. My mate was laughing his arse off though.

>mistype google domain
>somehow a porn site comes up even though they are blocking them
>anon shouts he's on porn
>teacher gives me detention
>tell her I typed google in wrong
>she says prove it
>I desperately try to find the misspelling of it
>check history but because the page redirected, it didn't count the original url
>does not believe me

This is my heaven, nothing would make me more content.

>>82297829
Nonce essentials

>>82297892
God black women are so hot. Shame I'm an Asian manlet with a 4 inch penis. I will never get one.

>>82297878
Delete it all and make it into an emergency porn stick. You're not going to need that stuff anymore.

Bing forced to interact with autistic people is, unironically, a humiliation ritual.

Rapping is really hard. I tried

>>82297071
You could always come and live in Poland.
Of course then you'd need to get a job.

>>82297898
nothing noncey about offering the year 7s some cool games when you're in year 10. nonces are adults who go after kids.

>>82297900
You could never get past their beta blockers

>>82297862
You don't understand, I need to be incredibly specific about things, or something might go wrong.
THIS IS FOR YOUR GOOD AS WELL.

>>82297910
>implying I don't already have my porn stash I've been collecting in case of bans or restrictions since 2015
I'm good mate. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

These twenty something zoomers with 32 GB USB sticks. Feel old with my 1 GB USB sticks still around. Even had a 128 MB one once but it was the only one that stopped working.

Started thinking about other psychos you hear about

that one teacher who was arrested for possession of child pornography

Nonces trade USB sticks, well they cant send the stuff online can they?

>>82297911
Mate. The best shag of my life was an autistic girl who worked in WHSmith. She wears the sunflower lanyard and everything. Absolutely the kinkiest most electric sex I've ever had in my life. She also didn't tell me she was on birth control and made a big deal of telling me to pull out only to cling to me at the last moment and moan in my ear as I came buckets into her. Autistic girls are a godsend.

>>82297949
Think you ought to stick to your own women, m8...

>>82297920
I'm afraid I already have a job, little lad

>>82297922
>You could never get past their beta blockers
Probably not lid but a man can dream of a big booty black gf x

can't even get it up with beta blockers tbqh

Never imagined I'd see the day where civil war was being more or less openly discussed in England.

Life is strange, no?

>>82297071
You'll know when the spam stops

>>82297933
I had a 64mb SD card in my 2001 MP3 player. It took those weird stick shaped lithium ion batteries that you can't get anymore. It didn't even have a screen. Blue case with a diamond symbol in the middle. Fucked if I can remember the brand.

my dinky winky can not pleasure a woman. i know all those moans are fake, and we'll have to finish each other off with our fingers.

>>82297984
What spam? Where is the spam that you and other mongs always talk about?

>>82297990
There has been a lot less spam of late. Some ISPs much be blocking 4chan.

>>82297949
Dumb question but is possible to get a girl pregnant if you shag her raw but pull out before cumming? Like can pre cum get a girl pregnant?

I shagged a girl raw ages ago, came on her tits but I was terrified for like a month that I might have gotten her pregnant since it was my first time without a condom and she wasn't on birth control. Told her to take the morning after pill but she said its fine because I didn't cum inside her. I didn't relax until she told me she was on her period. After that, I never shagged raw again from fear. But I still have no idea if it's possible to get someone pregnant like that.

>>82297956
What's that supposed to mean chum? Not jealous are you? God that mole on her underboob and her messy, shaggy hair. That skinny body and goofy smile... fuck me, I miss her.

>>82297933
>These twenty something zoomers with 32 GB USB sticks
I'm in my 30s lad. They were around in 2012.

>>82298000
No. You can't lad. As long as you pull out before you actually cum you're in the clear. Precum doesn't contain any sperm.

>>82298004
In 2012, 32GB would have cost hundreds

busted out the acoustic and singing out some belters after a few beers LG - Life's Good!

ive got 7 inches never used it though besides in my fleshlight

>>82298016
>>82298004
I still can't believe I can get a 4TB external storage for less than 100 quid these days. When I was a teenager a 500GB USB drive was absolutely massive, needed its own power source and cost over 100 quid.

>>82298016
There's every chance I had a lesser size and then just moved to a bigger size and conflated the 2 as being the same. I'm old and my brain is riddled with functional alcoholism.

i had this 'MP3' Walkman. great little device: you pulled out the knob (heh) and twisted it to change tracks, volume, etc.
what was absolutely shite was it couldn't actually play MP3s: you needed some terrible Sony software to encode your music to a proprietary Sony format.

got some Sansa microSD one after this, could play FLACs and everything. not as cool but it was a godsend, just mass storage file transfer like a USB stick (imagine that!)

>>82297974
>civil war
I'm on the fence about this. Some people say it's inevitable; maybe it is if absolutely no course correction is done, but really the course corrections seem overwhelmingly popular and quite simple to implement and could be done in a number of different ways.

Maybe the ruling class really are just such retarded cunts that they're willing to burn the country into ashes as long as they can continue to try and push their ideology, but I feel like people are generally more cynical.

Don't get me wrong, it's not going to be pretty whatever happens and things will obviously get much worse before they get better, but I don't think it's inevitable by any means. If a government had the will to change things, most problems could be outright solved in 12 months.

Used to carry a walkman in my pocket. The one you put actual discs in. The music used to skip when I walked fast x

>>82298037
I honestly had a Sandisk mp3 player until like maybe 6 years ago. They had a microsd slot, were cheap, and great as a portable audio player when I didn't want to use my phone.

>>82297985
It may have been Creative. They were doing a lot of audio and tech stuff back in the 2000s. Then the iPod basically took over.

>>82298037
Fucking hell dont remind me. I hated sony for that. a 3.5mb, 128kb variable bitrate MP3 suddenly became 6mb in their retarded prop format.

>>82298000
Yes, you can still get someone pregnant.

>>82298014
You're wrong. Chances are lower, but it's still possible.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BabyBumps/comments/10aq9ru/has_anyone_gotten_pregnant_off_preejaculate/

https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/can-you-get-pregnant-from-precum#risk-by-scenario

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/325356#pregnancy-from-precum

>>82297974
>civil war
With what weapons? lmao

>>82298045
you must be in your late 30s?

>>82298050
>It may have been Creative. They were doing a lot of audio and tech stuff back in the 2000s. Then the iPod basically took over.
So many brands went that way. It's the same with phones and mp3 players where we had loads of cool experimentation (including lots of shit, I got no rose tinted goggles for that) and then Apple rocked up and instantly stagnated the entire market as everyone tried to copy them.

I miss my LG phone with a slideout physical keyboard.

>>82298052
Mate I shagged my gf for years without so much as a scare, the month or so I started cumming inside her she got pregnant.

>>82298045
family had one for holidays and that, but i couldn't imagine actually carrying these around.

my mates a tranny now

>>82298016
in 2006 1GB stick would've been around 40 quid. 2010 they were basically the cheap option for bundling with laptops and netbooks (often with some free trial software files). You'd also get them with some special editions of video games I recall.

>>82298063
READ.

Not all men have active sperm in their precum. But anywhere from 16 percent to 40 do.

>>82298054
I'm 33 mate. My dad gifted me a tape recorder when I was 5 and I had a few tapes

>>82298067
USed to carry one like this in my coat

>>82298045
anti skip was a big lie. not rite. has to slide the hold button on as well so it didn't pop open when your were rollerblading

>>82298067
Mogging your friend carrying his cd player around while I had a nice compact usb music player thingy that never skipped.

>>82298069
are they at least a hot one

>>82298081
not at all lad

>>82298067
To me they were better for like car rides.
You could be a kid in the backseat blasting tunes and not bothering the folks with it. Although really in the end I just spammed shitty Gameboy Advance games rather than music.

>cheap
>tiny
>clippy
>microSD slot
>supports Rockbox
>you do not actually care about the screen on an MP3 player

based Sansa Clip.

>>82298085
dire
you have my sympathies

>>82298053
Two points come to mind:
1) The character of the civil war won't be something like a middle eastern civil war or historically speaking something like the american civil war. It will be more like the troubles, or a south american guerilla conflict. The need for massive numbers of weapons is lower and so you don't need to be able to source 50,000 rifles and ammo for them, you need 500 and some grenades.
2) When civil wars kick off there is never any real issue getting ahold of weapons. Symapthisers offer their grandad's shotguns, smugglers bring in crates at night via boats, organised crime groups start to sell on the black market, foreign interests arrange for drops/transfers/funding, improvised weapons (in particular bombs) start to proliferate, soldiers go AWOL and loot armouries etc. The getting of the weapons isn't the problem.

>>82298090
Ah yeah shit that was the one I had. Still good to this day if that's all you want.
>>you do not actually care about the screen on an MP3 player
Well you do a bit cos ipod shuffles were a fucking retarded idea.

I basically used that when I had a smartphone with mediocre storage and no SD card slot, as I always overfill my phone with music. That little fella saved me the hassle.

I had this one, classic x

Sad how many zoomers are in the thread, I used to carry around this badboy

>>82298127
Thats obnoxious shit for fags. Keep your music to yourself.

>>82298000
>I never shagged raw again from fear.

What do you do with old storage drives? They still work for me. I don't want to get rid of them unless they truly are broken. I've got some that have smart errors and can't read some files. I've tried partitioning and working out which parts are problematic but it never throws up any issues when I copy over test files.

KEEP BURNING THE COIL ON MY FUCKING VAPE

>>82298120
Ripping music cds to 128 bit rate to get as many songs on there as possible.

I'm the lad with multiple reddit accounts that submits depressing, rapey immigrant stories to the uk news subreddits.

>>82298143
get on that plant-based alternative lad, oh aye

for me it was the Microsoft(R) Zune(TM) theme for Windows XP.

they had in-built theme support but all they ever released officially was this (and the basically-the-same Royale/Royal Noir ones for Media Center Edition)

>>82298141
Nothing, I just keep them in my draw.

R is enjoying an alcoholic beverage round about now with her meal.

>>82298000
>I never shagged raw again

>>82298141
>What do you do with old storage drives?
I keep mine at home. Imagine all the computers in dumps with harddrives that might have bitcoins in them.

girls and guys in the UK going out daily with their friends and partners, going out to eat, going out to drink, going out to party

and you're just sitting in your room looking at a screen everyday

>>82298141
>What do you do with old storage drives
Magnets then into a fire.

>>82298205
Nobody goes out to eat, drink or party anymore lad, it's too expensive and the average person is too poor lol

>>82298210
Fire won't damage the platters. You need a sledgehammer

>>82298205
Can't help but notice you're here too.
you even posted it twice.

>>82298205
i am fondly remembering old technology. nothing 'nerdy' about that, is there?

>>82298213
bollocks lad thats just cope

>>82298205
>girls and guys in the UK going out daily with their friends and partners, going out to eat, going out to drink, going out to party
Who the fuck goes out to drink or eat daily? A meal is like 30 quid. Poor bait this laddy

>>82298213
That's not true at all. Go out to the city centre on a Friday night lad. It'll be quite packed.

>>82298205
i'm drinking at home and playing sweet music on the ol' acoustic... i enjoy my own company

>>82298180
>R is enjoying an alcoholic beverage round about now with her meal.
fascinating

>>82298226
>on a Friday night lad
Friday night is a bit different from "daily" there lad.

>>82298180
Is she with W though?

>>82298099
So life will carry on as normal for the vast majority except a few random pubs will get bombed and some retards will shit themselves in prison, cool

Thoughts on Rorke / Leftypol-posting? I'm still banned from int for a few days and feeling the itch to write up some fictional Rorke and Leftypol character scenarios

If you don't dd with urandom, your drives will stlll have plaintext data. It's easy to read a drive raw without any partitioning scheme. You also have faulty drives that return errors where data may be stuck and only be read by magnetic microscope technology. The best thing is to put them in an industrial shredder.

>>82298251
>Thoughts on Rorke / Leftypol-posting? I'm still banned from int for a few days and feeling the itch to write up some fictional Rorke and Leftypol character scenarios
Get cancer and die

>>82298247
If you think Ireland during the Troubles was a 'carry on as normal' type of country you're stupider than you look (I'm assuming you look quite stupid).

>>82298251
>Thoughts on Rorke / Leftypol-posting? I'm still banned from int for a few days and feeling the itch to write up some fictional Rorke and Leftypol character scenarios
Die in a fire

>>82298251
Get cancer and die in a fire

>>82298260
>>82298266
Y U mad bro

another day in your room looking at screens is it big lad?
when are you going to get a job and a girlfriend and a social life?

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because l like mine cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. Yeah, l Iike mine cooked a Iittle bit longer. l think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them Iike that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'lI never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but l'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.

>>82298237
I expect she is and they're having sex later if not too drunk.

>>82298251
>I'm still banned from int
Find somewhere else to go x

>>82298278
You don't get it mate I'm off my head posting fictional scenarios that fictional characters are in.

VE JUST JOINED CHATURBATE
ITS A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN MASTURBATE OFF WHILE YOU CHAT
MY NAME IS SEASIDEMARK ON CHATURBATE
SOME NIGHTS IM GONNA GO THERE AND PLAY AROUND WITH MY FUCKING PENCIL
AND PENCIL ALL AROUND THE FUCKING ROOM
GET ME FUCKING PENCIL OUT AND FUCKING SHARPEN IT
ILL BE SHARPENING MY PENCIL A FEW NIGHTS A WEEK LIVE ON CAMERA
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ME
ILL GET MY FUCKING PENCIL OUT
AND ILL WRITE WHAT I LIKE

>>82298251
so what you're saying is you're a grown man sat alone and you want to play make believe on the anonymous website?

>>82298278
You post the same thing everyday you soft cunt.

Nobody cares about your shite int dollies

>>82298304
What an experience dee lads

>>82298309
better than the shitfeel dollies

>>82298284
>Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you Iike your sausages cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. So, l got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because l like mine cooked a IittIe bit Ionger. Yeah, l Iike mine cooked a Iittle bit longer. l think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them Iike that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad. No, I'lI never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but l'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Cooked a little bit longer.
fascinating

>>82298304
>VE JUST JOINED CHATURBATE
>ITS A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN MASTURBATE OFF WHILE YOU CHAT
>MY NAME IS SEASIDEMARK ON CHATURBATE
>SOME NIGHTS IM GONNA GO THERE AND PLAY AROUND WITH MY FUCKING PENCIL
>AND PENCIL ALL AROUND THE FUCKING ROOM
>GET ME FUCKING PENCIL OUT AND FUCKING SHARPEN IT
>ILL BE SHARPENING MY PENCIL A FEW NIGHTS A WEEK LIVE ON CAMERA
>I DONT GIVE A FUCK ME
>ILL GET MY FUCKING PENCIL OUT
>AND ILL WRITE WHAT I LIKE
fascinating

>>82298251
get on those AI role play chatbots, lad. it's like your trolling except the robot is in love with you.

GET READY FOR ANOTHER CLASSIC MONDAY NIGHT IN BRITFEEL LADS!

What a nice morning in Poole.
Yeah, I'm in Poole today guys. Going for a trekky brekkie.
Yeah, I'm going for a trekky brekkie.

All aboard. Train going to London Waterloo.
Yeah, all right guys. I'm going for a trekky brekkie all the way. Trekky brekkie all the way. And it's lush.

I'm going to Asda for a trekky brekkie. Trekky brekkie all the way. All the way.
I'm going to try one of their breakfasts. Six pounds with a drink.
I'm going to ask for a breakfast. Trekky brekkie all the way.

And it's lush.

Bought a house lads, feels scary being in debt to (((them))) for 25 years.

How the fuck does this poundlound lass on PIP afford to stay in san francisco for two weeks? Mad how easy women have it.

>>82298316
>>82298319
>28 seconds apart
Two devices or are there two fascinating lads?

>>82298323
how the fuck

technology has gone too far

She can't even pass her GCSE. She should be working full time in a warehouse like men.

>>82298325
>What a nice morning in Poole.
>Yeah, I'm in Poole today guys. Going for a trekky brekkie.
>Yeah, I'm going for a trekky brekkie.

>All aboard. Train going to London Waterloo.
>Yeah, all right guys. I'm going for a trekky brekkie all the way. Trekky brekkie all the way. And it's lush.

>I'm going to Asda for a trekky brekkie. Trekky brekkie all the way. All the way.
>I'm going to try one of their breakfasts. Six pounds with a drink.
>I'm going to ask for a breakfast. Trekky brekkie all the way.

>And it's lush.
fascinating

>>82298328
SSM has around 6 holidays a year and he only gets UC

l will never ever work again in my life. I'm going to claim as much fucking benefits as I can. Don't you understand that? Yeah, I'm not fucking working. Why should I fucking work? I'm not a slave. I'm a king of Seaside Mark. I am a king. I'm not fucking working. Fuck working mate, fuck that.

I get free dental treatment, free fucking opticians. Everything's on for free. The glasses are free, the dental care is free. I'm not going to work again in my life. You know that? I'm not going to work again. Because I don't want to. I do not want a job. Why should I work? Fuck that. No mate, I'm not working ever again in my life.

l'm actually retired, I'm on the South Coast man I'm retired, I'm enjoying my retirement. Everything's on for free, and I love it. I don't need to work ever again in my life, and I love it. No job for me my lad. I have my music, my GoPro, my iPhone 13. I can wake up in the morning and not think about going to work. It's nice.

I'm ringing the wales bennies office up for fraud I think. Women like her are taking the piss with PIP. They should be working full time, not part time.

>>82298323
B towers

>>82298323
I have a full time job, Gf, have just bought a house, have been travelling, and yet a night in posting on britfeel is still one of my favorite things to do.

>>82298328
>How the fuck does this poundlound lass on PIP afford to stay in san francisco for two weeks? Mad how easy women have it.
fascinating

>>82298314
Why do you play online dollies, are you a pre-teen girl or a man?

>>82298355
Indian bartender

>>82298357
What is 'playing with dollies'?

>>82298355
>PINT.jpg

looks more like a quart, to be honest with you.

>>82298344
>SSM has around 6 holidays a year and he only gets UC
fascinating

>>82298351
>l will never ever work again in my life. I'm going to claim as much fucking benefits as I can. Don't you understand that? Yeah, I'm not fucking working. Why should I fucking work? I'm not a slave. I'm a king of Seaside Mark. I am a king. I'm not fucking working. Fuck working mate, fuck that.

>I get free dental treatment, free fucking opticians. Everything's on for free. The glasses are free, the dental care is free. I'm not going to work again in my life. You know that? I'm not going to work again. Because I don't want to. I do not want a job. Why should I work? Fuck that. No mate, I'm not working ever again in my life.

>l'm actually retired, I'm on the South Coast man I'm retired, I'm enjoying my retirement. Everything's on for free, and I love it. I don't need to work ever again in my life, and I love it. No job for me my lad. I have my music, my GoPro, my iPhone 13. I can wake up in the morning and not think about going to work. It's nice.
fascinating

>>82298344
Yeah exactly why I refuse to work. Life is just easier for men on bennies. Especially if you know sex is unobtainable. I couldn't care less about my social status if I'm not getting a drop of pussy.

Corrrrrr! This old Romeo and Juliet ain't so bad...

>>82298368
>Yeah exactly why I refuse to work. Life is just easier for men on bennies. Especially if you know sex is unobtainable. I couldn't care less about my social status if I'm not getting a drop of pussy.
fascinating

Alright guys? I'm in hospital.
I'm I'm in hospital. SVT episode. Didn't even drink any alcohol today. I only had orange juice and chips. Be sausages at Weather Spoons. I meant to be meeting Jace. Big Jay.
I didn't drink Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Didn't drink any alcohol today.
Cutting it right down.
Cutting it right down.
It's all sorted now though.
Yeah, I'm back to normal. I'm I'm in a recovery room.
I'm in a recovery room. Every day we above ground. It's a great day. At least I'm alive and well. I'm alive and well.
I live another day. I didn't drink no alcohol today, did I?
Hey, no, you didn't.
So, it's not alcohol. They didn't drink to I didn't drink since last Thursday.
So, it's not alcohol. It's just one of them things, isn't it? At least I'm alive and well. Every day we above ground's a great day. I live another day.
What guys? Am I 4K recording? Go decing just just a cup of tea. Yeah, they look after you here. Yeah, I'm laughing well.
I live another day. Yeah, I'm doing all right there, my lad. We are back to normal.

Getting wissed up in Durham me lmao. I won x

Fuck the lot x

>>82298375
whoa there you did NOT just post this picture!

>>82298382
>Alright guys? I'm in hospital.
>I'm I'm in hospital. SVT episode. Didn't even drink any alcohol today. I only had orange juice and chips. Be sausages at Weather Spoons. I meant to be meeting Jace. Big Jay.
>I didn't drink Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Didn't drink any alcohol today.
>Cutting it right down.
>Cutting it right down.
>It's all sorted now though.
>Yeah, I'm back to normal. I'm I'm in a recovery room.
>I'm in a recovery room. Every day we above ground. It's a great day. At least I'm alive and well. I'm alive and well.
>I live another day. I didn't drink no alcohol today, did I?
>Hey, no, you didn't.
>So, it's not alcohol. They didn't drink to I didn't drink since last Thursday.
>So, it's not alcohol. It's just one of them things, isn't it? At least I'm alive and well. Every day we above ground's a great day. I live another day.
>What guys? Am I 4K recording? Go decing just just a cup of tea. Yeah, they look after you here. Yeah, I'm laughing well.
>I live another day. Yeah, I'm doing all right there, my lad. We are back to normal.
fascinating

>>82298328
By saving up you mong.

>>82298368
I've been telling you to apply for bennies since 2022. Just think of all that money you have lost out on.

>>82298251
Rorke is left-wing compared to are HelperLad. You /brit/ normies need to fuck off.

>>82298398
I know it makes me mad. All that income would've been disposable. Then again I wouldn't be a master at playing the system. They'd always be calling me in for appointments and making me travel out of town to unfamiliar territory for health assessments.

>>82298403
The only right-wing thing Sean does is watch Hitler videos on YouTube

Called it. The YouTube dollies have replaced the thread dollies.

>>82298402
Where? Can you post sauce dawg I wanna see a boob. Please post the boob.

I got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. It used to be 1.20 back in the day.
I got curry sauce as well.

I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips all greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

I had a large fish cake, and I've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

Lovely. It'll do.

wops barely posts anymore. I don't think she is interested so much in making cex videos. must be very busy in a part time job.

>>82298420
>The only right-wing thing Sean does is watch Hitler videos on YouTube
fascinating

>>82298437
>I got fish and chips on Friday.
>3.50 for a fish cake. It used to be 1.20 back in the day.
>I got curry sauce as well.

>I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips all greasy.

>Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
>That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

>I had a large fish cake, and I've been having them for years.
>Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

>Lovely. It'll do.
fascinating

>>82298355
>I have a full time job
what do you do?
>Gf
post pics
>have just bought a house
what's your house like?
>have been travelling
where'd you travel to?

>>82298438
>wops barely posts anymore. I don't think she is interested so much in making cex videos. must be very busy in a part time job.
fascinating

No ID, no contribution to society. Everywhere demands a passport or driver's licence for ID. I don't obviously have those. It's actually impossible to work.

5 beers in it lusnh lads
music is my life..
what are we listening to?
what are we playing/
what are we learning?

>>82298437
Nice dude, you should have ordered a bj with it. Cant have chips without a good bj first. Youre barely living.

>>82298375
This is what all the fuss was about with that film?

>somali in minnesota kidnaps a 12 year old girl from her garden
>rapes her
>the somali rapist's mosque penned a letter in support of his, refuses to acknowledge his crime
>mother and family of the raped 12 year old girl now getting death threats from other local somalis
Bro, not much makes me seethe at this point, but holy shit something needs to be done, like DONE, about this kind of shit.

>>82298411
New laptop. New shoes. Yeah, you've missed out lad. Maybe you can still apply for PIP for depression and anxiety before the government start making it harder to get on

>>82298402
porn-addled zoomer. flash of someone's bits in a classic film, perhaps even on a video at school? pure kino.

At least I am recording in 4K. So, on the 1st of January, next Wednesday, I will be 27 months without going to the bookies. I have done really well. I have come a long way. Life is good. I am much better off not going into the betting shop.

This morning, I went to Swanage. I caught the 7:00 bus to Swanage and arrived around 7:40. I only had 2 and a half points, so I was up bright and early. God, you know why I only had 2 and a half points? Because I was putting it right down. But life is much better when you do not gamble. I do not gamble, and I am much better off for it.

I need to go to Swanage next week to wish everyone a Happy New Year. I came here at Christmas and did a video for Christmas, but I also need to come for the New Year. I will be double recording in 4K.

Every day above ground is a great day. You have to think yourself lucky.

>>82298455
>what do you do?
Top secret
>what's your house like
Semi detached
>where'd you travel to?
Various Europe locations, Japan, US.

Where have you been lad?

This mfer literally called his son Mingus Reedus, the fuck?

Right, guys. I am sending my statements. I need to fit them in here and send them. I have got a pen and I am writing on them. Some of them are bigger, so I will write the address on those. I bought my own marker pen and I will pay for the postage. I need to get it there before the 22nd. At least I have video evidence to show that I have posted it.

That will do. I am putting the statements in. That one will do. There we go, that will do. I want to send it first class.

Hello, dear. How are you doing today? Can I send that second class, recorded, signed for? It is going to DWP in Wolverhampton. I am just doing a little video about it because I need to prove that I have posted it. It is no good sending it first class because they are not open tomorrow. They will be back open on Monday, so I must send it second class. I want it to be signed for. Yes, please. How was your day? All right, yes, thank you.

>>82298506
What part of the world do you live in?

I've never travelled anywhere since 2011 lad :(

>>82298411
>I know it makes me mad.

Lazy cunt. So apply now then.

This mfer literally called his son Zowie Bowie, the fuck?

I last had sex in 2018

>>82298553
Do you remember his name, lad?

Welper regime has collapsed. Loyalists know what to do x

>>82298556
GREG

>>82298553
13 years for me. It doesnt get easier, you have to actually commit suicide.

You use a plate? Yeah, there's no pot w-washing today for me my lad. Oh, lovely. This is a nice pork chop. Oh, yeah, oh yeah. Look, back 500 years ago, never had plates and pots. Yeah, imagine what you got. And I'm not, I'm not w-washing pots tonight, my lad, I want no fucking pots. Oh, yeah, oh yeah. Lovely, this is nice roasting. No pot w-washing for me, my lad. My lad, there's no pot, there's no pot. Look, it's a meal isn't it, not pot w-washing. Oh, yeah, no pot w-washing for me, my lad. Pork roast and fucking lush. Lush, mm, mm, mmm. Oh, yeah, oh lovely. This is going down like a goodun. Come on, guys, might not be for you, but it is definitely for me. Of course, it's for me. Bit for last. It's got flavor, flavor. That's lush and I mean lush.

On that Guinness me x

How it should be x

Paddy on one again

>>82297862
yeah we know, its difficult navigating life as a mong you dont have to be mean about it, I keep to myself and I'll probably kill myself within 10 years.

>>82298566
Helperlad has been entirely corrupted by Darth Seether now. His loyalists have had a major schism, one half is now hunting the other vowing an end to womfiness after the lads here betrayed him.
He was the only one to stand up for Britain and he got bullied for it.
Fuck the lot of yers.

>>82296815
Golden Wonder crisps - better times.....

>>82298576
Now I'm older, fatter and balder. It may well have been the last time ever. Grim thought

>>82298582
this caused such a stir, almost as much as THAT kebab video

>>82298591
Bishops' Mill?

>>82298375
Corrrr! Remember watching this in school and the teacher fast forwarded this scene.

The architect strikes again.

there's only one Paddy i have respect for.

>>82298611
just pay brass at this point, I really dont think theres much shame in it as long as it wasn't your only shag, id turn to local brass through a website if I wanted to that much, not an eastern euro but a nice local lass with large tits.

Right, guys. l am sending my statements. I need to fit them in here and send them. I have got a pen and I am writing on them. Some of them are bigger, so I will write the address on those. I bought my own marker pen and I will pay for the postage. I need to get it there before the 22nd. At least I have video evidence to show that I have posted it.

That will do. I am putting the statements in. That one will do. There we go, that will do. I want to send it first class.

Hello, dear. How are you doing today? Can I send that second class, recorded, signed for? It is going to DWP in Wolverhampton. I am just doing a little video about it because I need to prove that I have posted it. It is no good sending it first class because they are not open tomorrow. They will be back open on Monday, so I must send it second class. I want it to be signed for. Yes, please. How was your day? All right, yes, thank you.

Right, guys. I am sending my statements. l need to fit them in here and send them. I have got a pen and I am writing on them. Some of them are bigger, so I will write the address on those. I bought my own marker pen and I will pay for the postage. I need to get it there before the 22nd. At least I have video evidence to show that I have posted it.

That will do. I am putting the statements in. That one will do. There we go, that will do. I want to send it first class.

Hello, dear. How are you doing today? Can I send that second class, recorded, signed for? It is going to DWP in Wolverhampton. I am just doing a little video about it because I need to prove that I have posted it. It is no good sending it first class because they are not open tomorrow. They will be back open on Monday, so I must send it second class. I want it to be signed for. Yes, please. How was your day? All right, yes, thank you.

>>82298627
When he's needed, he always shows up.

>>82298627
>Belly Fat-lardo

>>82298627
Corr and I mean corr
Oh aye

anyone go carnival today
brap brap

also tips for increasing testostoroonies please and thanks

Right, guys. l am sending my statements. I need to fit them in here and send them. l have got a pen and I am writing on them. Some of them are bigger, so I will write the address on those. I bought my own marker pen and I will pay for the postage. I need to get it there before the 22nd. At least I have video evidence to show that I have posted it.

That will do. I am putting the statements in. That one will do. There we go, that will do. I want to send it first class.

Hello, dear. How are you doing today? Can I send that second class, recorded, signed for? It is going to DWP in Wolverhampton. I am just doing a little video about it because I need to prove that I have posted it. It is no good sending it first class because they are not open tomorrow. They will be back open on Monday, so I must send it second class. I want it to be signed for. Yes, please. How was your day? All right, yes, thank you.

Right, guys. l am sending my statements. l need to fit them in here and send them. I have got a pen and I am writing on them. Some of them are bigger, so I will write the address on those. I bought my own marker pen and I will pay for the postage. I need to get it there before the 22nd. At least I have video evidence to show that I have posted it.

That will do. I am putting the statements in. That one will do. There we go, that will do. I want to send it first class.

Hello, dear. How are you doing today? Can I send that second class, recorded, signed for? It is going to DWP in Wolverhampton. I am just doing a little video about it because I need to prove that I have posted it. It is no good sending it first class because they are not open tomorrow. They will be back open on Monday, so I must send it second class. I want it to be signed for. Yes, please. How was your day? All right, yes, thank you.

>>82298355
would you like some beer with that foam

>>82298627
lol they changed the headline.
>Iconic noughties star, 47, rocks ruffled hotpants and quirky boots at Boardmasters Festival in Cornwall

>By EMMA GUINNESS and SAMEER SURI, US SENIOR SHOWBUSINESS REPORTER
i know the writers don't normally write the headlines, but from the body text i'm guessing this was Emma-san trying to be all body-positive? if it was Mr Suri, oh dear. sort of thing you'd want your name removed from.

>>82298657
Not heard of any fatalities yet

>>82298627
Nelly Too Many Cortados

Right, guys. l am sending my statements. l need to fit them in here and send them. l have got a pen and I am writing on them. Some of them are bigger, so l will write the address on those. I bought my own marker pen and I will pay for the postage. I need to get it there before the 22nd. At least I have video evidence to show that I have posted it.

That will do. I am putting the statements in. That one will do. There we go, that will do. I want to send it first class.

Hello, dear. How are you doing today? Can I send that second class, recorded, signed for? It is going to DWP in Wolverhampton. I am just doing a little video about it because I need to prove that I have posted it. It is no good sending it first class because they are not open tomorrow. They will be back open on Monday, so I must send it second class. I want it to be signed for. Yes, please. How was your day? All right, yes, thank you.

>>82298611
Youre never going to have free sex dude. Just go matrix jumping across to your neighbours house. To test if you can really die.

Right, guys. l am sending my statements. l need to fit them in here and send them. l have got a pen and l am writing on them. Some of them are bigger, so l will write the address on those. I bought my own marker pen and I will pay for the postage. I need to get it there before the 22nd. At least I have video evidence to show that I have posted it.

That will do. I am putting the statements in. That one will do. There we go, that will do. I want to send it first class.

Hello, dear. How are you doing today? Can I send that second class, recorded, signed for? It is going to DWP in Wolverhampton. I am just doing a little video about it because I need to prove that I have posted it. It is no good sending it first class because they are not open tomorrow. They will be back open on Monday, so I must send it second class. I want it to be signed for. Yes, please. How was your day? All right, yes, thank you.

i know it's not a very nice thing to say about someone, but at some point you have to admit that a poster is spamming/flooding.

Nanny, can you just fucking boot this cunt?

>>82298365
a quart is bigger than a pint you mong- it's two pints (a quarter of a gallon)

DVDnonce wanking furiously to an underage Olivia Hussey, is it?

>>82298355
ls that HeIen

>>82298693
well what's a quarter of a pint? a thirty-tooth?

on the 7 beer
listening to sad tunes because im a sad lad who wears his heart on his sleeve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ8xEcmNZhs

i'm like a tuuurd
something-something flush away~

>>82298627
Fucking hell. What the fuck happened? Why do so many people let themselves go like this. and it's even worse for her since she's a millionaire. She should have chefs cooking her delicious private meals daily with the correct calories.

Imagine being this woman and knowing that your life will always be easy. I mean just imagine living that sort of life, with all the possibilities it affords you. Fuckin hell.

>>82298700
>underage
16?

>>82298740
You cant put a price on genetics I'm afraid lad.

>>82298740
Corrrr! And I mean CORRRRRRRR!!! AWOOOOOOOGA! Luvvvvvvvverly pair of tits there de LID!

>>82298729
Private chefs, personal trainers, home gyms with every gadget, a personal nutritionist and lets not forget ozempic. Fat female celebrities genuinely make me angry. Just be hot, it's not difficult.

couldn't you go from being a musician to producer, manager, something?
like when actors become writers/directors. be old, be fat, doesn't matter, does it?

>>82298627
Oof. What happened lads?

>>82298773
she stopped caring. Many such cases

>>82298773
>>82298756
The funniest part is the newspaper saying
>Looked incredible
Lmao

Olivia Hussey was really attractive to be honest, even without seeing her tits. Apparently she is weirdly popular in Asia.

https://okmagazine.com/p/nelly-furtado-transformation-before-after-photos/

>Nelly Furtado's Stunning Transformation Over the Years
>Stunning

>>82298712
a quarter of a pint is called a gill (pronounced jill) if my memory serves me right

cracks me up the way tabloids write about this shit. even when it's pure sleaze by a bloke.

>>82298808
I do find it funny that whenever men become fat, the tabloids call it out as fat. But for women its always stunning

Being back 16 year olds on Page 3 that's what I say. Women have ruined this country and its fine traditions. 16 is usually an age where a woman's breasts are best, it's just science.

>>82298847
shippy coded post

>>82298847
Were they really 16 on page 3? How are their breasts best at 16? they're still growing

>Harry Potter's Ron Weasley and family seen filming for the FIRST time as TV series takes over London King's Cross Station for iconic Platform 9 and 3/4 scenes

>Rivals star Katherine Parkinson, 47, who replaces Dame Julie Waters as family matriarch Molly, was also seen for the first time in character ahead of shooting iconic Platform 9 and 3/4 scenes

NOT fat enough.

>>82298862
They are most perky and vibrant, filled with youth. Yes there were 16 year olds on page 3. This country used to be great.

>>82298866
>katherine parkinson
corrrrrr, might have to watch this slop, even got a latina herminnie

Thread has got a little too noncey for my tastes lads. Not as bad as /tv/'s cunny era mind.

>>82298861
>shippy coded post
fascinating

>>82298871
>Yes there were 16 year olds on page 3.
proof?

>>82298907
>Thread has got a little too noncey for my tastes lads. Not as bad as /tv/'s cunny era mind.
fascinating

these lads are some perfect casting, however.

Helper regime loyalists scattered about the nation. Flamingo Land in flames. It's over x

>>82298915
Don't need to post proof just google it, the papers even regularly had countdowns to models 16th birthdays so they could post their tits.

shippy confirmed 'fascinating' spammer
found this very fascinating to be fair with you.

>>82298938
>just google it
Not sure that's a legal thing to Google de lid

not a single ssm update today. not rite

>>82298948
Jesus Christ. Well anyway, Samantha Fox famously posed for page 3 at 16 so there's your proof. A lot of other models were only 16/17 as well.

>>82298942
>shippy confirmed 'fascinating' spammer
>found this very fascinating to be fair with you.
fascinating

there's NONCE nonces, then there's a bit of casual noncery.

>>82298956
you seem to have extensive knowledge in the matter. not a nonce are you lad?

>>82298972
Just a bit of a coomer, lad. I don't really believe being attracted to 16 year old is a nonce anyway.

didn't underage glamour models also lie about their ages, like lads who wanted to fight in World War II?

>>82298956
>Samantha Fox famously posed for page 3 at 16
Had a quick google but there's no pics sadly, just articles about how they bumped it up to 18 is the legal age back in 2003

you lads need your hard drives checked

>>82298998
If you search hard enough they're easily accessible. Won't be posting them myself, it's a bit of a grey area.
Nuts magazine used to have a really good amateur section (on their website too) and I'm sure not all of them were 18.

>>82299021
like that lad who was having SMART errors?

good thing 4chan is an 18+ website so all those /b/ girls were 18+.

The wanitors are going to freak if they see those posts.

>>82299054
its crazy to think how many teenagers posted on /b/ back in the day. Like mid 2000s

>>82299057
you could even make the case the flooding was /r9k/ filter evasion.
no idea how those trolls are going to appeal this one. will take some of the top solicitors Feel Street has to offer.

Once more, over the top, lads

>>82299079

>>82299079

>>82299079

>>82296770 (OP)
real manc lads where u lot at