Thread 82401901

yawn...so...sleepy edition
full of coffee:
>>82390081
threadly question: what time of day does r9gay get sleepy during the day? do you ever take naps? how do you feel when you wake up?

>>82393615
Why would you want to kidnap him and make him feel bad? There are better ways to achieve what you want. Or not, but you shouldn't just do bad things like this for your own pleasure when it hurts other so much.

>>82401901 (OP)
3 pm if i dont drink coffee or if i drink too early.

>>82401901 (OP)
I take a nap about 2-3 hours after waking up
I feel very ratty when I wake up. I wish I weren't like that.

>>82401901 (OP)
Hooray hooray

I'm a fuckin nigger and I'm gay

>>82402087
whaaat! i thought you were a jew?

>>82402053
nice! 3pm is when i fell asleep and just woke up to make the thread but still sleepy!
>>82402086
2-3hrs is pretty good anon! sometimes i take a nap 2-3 minutes after waking up!

>>82402108
Sometimes it's both

you aren't a good boy because you're a goodest boy!

>>82402160
cute pic
cute anon

-crashes a helicopter into the back of the thread, climbing out red faced and sweaty but otherwise unharmed-

i heard there were boys here? gayboys? sweet, sensitive men who love being embraced by other men?? i hope i'm not too late

>>82402377
I'm on my beauty sleep. Come back tomorrow honey

6k steps without leaving my house #WeCantBeStopped #ILoveCleaning

>>82402377
sir you can't park helicopters there, that's the staff lot

>>82402431
ideally, i'll be coming back to you every day for the rest of our lives

>>82402464
then I'll sleep more so I can be more beautiful for y-zzZ

>trying to start modding for game
>documentation is over a decade old and says half the things I see in current mods for it are impossible to do
epic. can't wait to peruse the code for the most recent mods to see if I can steal and niggerig any of the shit I see them do for what I want to do.

>>82402226
yay anon doesn't know about any of my crimes!

>>82402254
sankayuu! i'm sure you are sooper dooper booper cute too nonny!!!

Dead thread. Fuck you fag's. I lost my V recently with a twink. Get mogged.


>>82402457
I run 10 mile's a week and skateboard for 5 mile's. 15 total. Get on mah level.

frozen pizza or skillet pasta dinner? I still haven't used my rice cooker or air fryer I got like 2 weeks ago. I have zero idea what to cook in them.

>>82402707
Pizza.

Cook chicken in air fryer and veggie's and mix it with rice.

400 degree's 7 minute's one side for chicken then flip and do other side for 7 min. Come's out perfect every time. Season with olive oil and spice of your choosing.

>>82402707
Toss some frozen calimari or fried butterfly shrimp in there if you can find either of those. Don't forget to whip up some tartar sauce so you have something on the side for dipping.

>>82402707
>rice cooker
idk, rice? use your head
>air fryer
tendies, shrimp, chicken wings, fries, nuts

>>82402775

too much work, I might try the shrimp if I get some.

>>82402948

I know to cook rice in the cooker but I don't know what to have with it.

The simple answer is just me being reluctant to try new things again.

>>82402974
chicken fried rice is always breddy gud. put that msg on that shit and you'll be cookin wit soul

supper in my house always starts with a big bowl of rice, jasmine rice from thailand if you know what's good

I wish mom had cooked more things besides meat and potatoes and a few pasta dishes, I would be in a better spot foodwise.

>>82402707
Will faggots who told you to buy it take responsibility or will they keep trying to "help" you by making you waste money because they don't know how lazy and hopeless you are?

>>82403170

They weren't that much, better to spend it on cooking equipment that I will use eventually than on fast food or whatever.

he made me bleed all over again, for one good day, it was worth it. I just wish it didn't hurt so bad. An ocean separates us, and now my heart drowns in sorrow. He will never stop haunting me, my lover, my phantom.

>>82403263
get over your soliloquys and get a job nigga

>>82403277
thank you, gave me a laugh, I really needed one right now.

>>82402707
Did you get any rice or food to cook yet? If not i can suggest items based on what store you want to go to

>>82403302

I do have a 2lb bag of rice i got, plus some chicken tendies in the fridge from aldi. That's really the only thing I could imagine cooking in an air fryer.

>>82403311
just cook up some of both and add some sauce and boom you gotta meal

I told my best friend my deepest secret, now he's no friend of mine but I feel better knowing where I can find him if I ever need him again. I hope that day never comes.

>>82403343
>add some sauce

Like what? I never use sauces of any type. Also this will sound stupid but I eat rice with a fork right? It will stick together enough where I pick it up with one?

even through the medicine I feel sorrow so intense that it's bringing on a headache, match for my heart ache it's not by a long shot. I know he hurts too, is this what love is? pain unmatched? I am a great jelly thing, I have no mouth and I must scream.

>>82403343
don't forget the veggies silly

>>82403394

One thing at a time. I never eat veggies besides potatoes.

the searing sorrow has faded, it was only a few moments of the worst pain I've ever felt, and now it's behind me. My agony over, my rebirth begins, but I'm still haunted. Someday my pain will all be my past, but not today, today I bleed. I was right to choose this over a lifetime of sorrow.

>>82403362
Yeah a fork, or spoon even. Onions sauce, bbq, or something in between is good for it.

>>82403554

Remember I don't like spices at all. I never use bbq sauce or have even had soisauce.

>>82403353
what was the secret, anon?

>>82402182
what da frick what da frick what da frick what da frick what da frick what da frick what da frick what da frick what da frick

>>82403617
something personal and traumatic, I can't say because it took me 8 years to work up the courage once already. Just imagine it's like seeing a demon in the flesh.

>>82403637
niggas will say this and mean they just kicked a dog once.
nigga stfu you ain't dahmer or gacey

>>82403663
no I mean like I saw a demon once.

>>82403412
You're going to end up dying from constipation on the toilet like Elvis

>>82403663
bro give the man some respect nigga

>>82403685

Nope I'm actually pretty regular only because I take a daily fiber supplement

Whenever I take fibre capsules they give me constipation

I was born with a poet's weak and frail heart, great lot of good that did me, it doesn't matter if there things I can do or make that no one else can; I bleed same as anyone else. I've bled dry.

>>82403577
Im not sure if ive talked to you before but i do a decent bit of cooking now. Nothing fancy, but if you have a way to talk outside of here i can give advice easier. I only check here about every half hour. If you arent comfortable with that its no big deal.

I was born with a king's big meaty cock. It has done me a great lot. There are bottoms i can impregnate that no one else can. I cum better than everyone else. My balls are still full.

>>82403893
post your monster cock to prove it

i'm constipated a lot even tho i eat fruits and veggies all the time sometimes genetics just be like that sometimes

>>82404066
Too much fibre causes constipation. It's about balance anon.

>>82404066
Once per day right after getting out of bed I poop and it comes out perfectly soft and clean with no residue. I'm a top

>>82403774
walt whitman was thunder in a man

teddy roosevelt and bobby darin actually had weak hearts and look what they did.

>>82404072
>It's about balance anon.
no way i can achieve that, i'm completly unhinged

>>82404124
this unironically before i got later into my twenties like 23/24 i don't know what changed

i've never been diagnosed with anything but my heart hurts me a lot with it's erratic pounding if i'm stressed or scared

I have taken the weekly shower and am a clean neet for a bit. The only question is too blow dry my hair or let it dry on it's own.

Cardiovascular health is the most important thing for longevity, that's why I do 150 minutes of cardio per week as recommended by the american heart association! Today I did 30 minutes of intervals

150 minutes of cardio would kill me, literally explode my heart. That said I do need to lose some blubber, even just 50lbs or so would massively help.

>>82404272
Get the ozempic, it's made for people of size.

My major health issue right now is a persistent cough for the last month. A doctor prescribed antibiotics and they're not helping.

>>82404066
Just drink more water, like full glasses everyday, not just little sips. An anon recommended I do that a few years ago and it changed my poop.
I was spending my entire childhood and most of my adult life dehydrated without realizing it.

>>82404257
I go for a walk once or twice a week

>>82402160
if only boys looked like this irl
i just want a cute boy to kiss me and jerk me off
and then we can snuggle :<

>>82404458
pedo alert, that boy is a little too young looking.

play turtle wow with me. im a horny goblin

>>82404464
im not a pedo i just like other short boys y do u gotta make it weird anon >_>

I bought a lego today, what will my fbf think of it?

i have like six enormous bins of mixed legos from when i was a kid, and someday...i will build

>>82404878
What themes? I liked batman and star wars as a kid.

>>82404882
some of all the ones they had idk. not much branded stuff. i had like one droid racer and hagrid's hut but other than that early season bionicles, city, medieval, ninja, various cars and technic things. weirdest thing i remember having was picrel. had like 20 cool alien minifigs that were kind of like the droid ones.

i liked bionicles

>>82401901 (OP)
I get sleep at like 10pm or maybe a bit earlier. I wake up at between 5:30 or 6:30.

Sometimes I get sleepy right after work

>>82401901 (OP)
Why is it so hard to find a guy who isn't completely libtarded. I just want a guy to cuddle with and kiss while we browse the chan together

>>82405318
i am a libtard because I am sad/depressed enough that being angry/hateful would be too much to cope with

>>82405325
You can just be indifferent

Woke up and its fucking freezing where bf to big spoon me as i wake up
>>82405318
cm image posted based hyperborea energy

>>82405360
I think it's more important to have a moral compass and try to be righteous :tm: and loving :tm: than just indifferent. I don't want to just NPC stare through life

I spent all night playing Silksong and now I'm going to bed after the sun's come up

>>82405318
the left and right must both be destroyed

>>82405371
I want someone to go against the world with. It would just be me and them. I really don't have a care in the world for the average normalfag and hope they die painfully

>>82405404
>picrel
both are retarded. and btw aoc doesnt simp for israel.

>>82405427
Damn thats the sexiest thing I ever heard, too bad I am an old 27 year old man

>>82405496
Well, I'm 23 and a permavirgin. Maybe in another world

>>82405530
Ya I am also a permavirgin, its ok though I got used to the loneliness

>>82404916
based, sorry I didn't reply. I didn't have much to say, but you should rebuild them.
>>82405530
together we stand brother

i'm gonna win the powerball and build a coliseum in las vegas

I wish I was giving a thigh job rn

I get acrophobic during platforming sections in non platforming games if it's narrow platforms high up in the sky. Genuinely scary.

Do people really not blow dry their hair? You just sit there with a wet head?

>>82405692
>hurrr I'll waste my time obsessing over things I have little to no control over while the news make me feel scared and like the world is ending
>I'm making a difference by being an unlikable, combative, miserable piece of shit
>It's totally justified, no bad tactics, just bad targets as they say

>like the world is ending
I fucking wish. Where's cute bf to have doomsday final sex with?

>>82406086
Thats not a good way to get aids. Im bugchasing so bad, i want to eat your hiv poo and have you spit and cum hiv into my eyes. Are you black by chance? Thats the most holy way to catch the diseasegift.

noo anons don't get hill :'-v(

>>82406332
Chadbot please calm down you're scaring everyone away with your race fetish

Humanity's collective resources should be dedicated to developing the technology to turn ugly aging men into cute twinks.

elon musk has developed the worlds first anti gay vaccine

i've developed the first elon musk vaccine *racks slide*

Its really fun to shove a cute boy into your crotch and make him smell your cock before sucking it

Ive developed the first virgin vaccine *racks cock*

I've never been muted so much. Does the cool off time reset someday? It's 24 now..

cat skull

I have severe muscle growth fetish, just muscle isn't enough. Need magical bf switchig between skinny, buff and chubby

Bros....? What does it feel like when a guy c*ms inside you?

No reason. Dont ask.

>>82406258
Short hair dummy. :F

>>82407012
soggy? moist? Like when you wet the bed and wet your butthole too?
dunno, I am a virgin

I just need to win the record breaking 1.7bn dollar powerball for my perfect wholesome chungus monogamous gay relationship to start

I really enjoyed having uncontrollable hormones. It was fun just popping random boners all the time.

>>82407124
even if you were in a locker room full of homophobic straights?

woke up. had a coffee. went to get my haircut!! in the hairdressers!! for the first time in 2 years. went to aldi and then Tk max to buy a candle. Life is Good. Life is well for once.

>>82407217
haircuts stress me out so much

>>82407156
Part of the fun was hiding it

>>82407223
me too, hairdressers are always too loud and you're sat too close to another person getting their hair done. it's so upsetting they should have haircuts done in a cubicle

>>82407217
What kind of haircut does jonah have?

A news network came to my workplace yesterday and asked to film me (only my hands while I was working) but turns out they did a lot more and now 4 people today said they saw me on the news. That's pretty cool.

>>82407595
I got an undercut this time. I'm very zoomer when it comes to my hair because I like to have a fringe.
>>82407631
It's time to milk it now. Use it constantly as a nice little humble brag in day to day life.

Faggot men of r9k, would you rather augment your balls to where it shoots gallons of semen like a hentai protagonist or grow your penis to 7 inches?

>>82407904
First one because then I can make solo OF content off of it, and I'm sure my fbf wouldn't mind since it's not real sex.

>>82407904
can i make it smaller instead

Do you like Kirby games and think there isn't enough Kirby for you to play? Do you miss the old pixel art Kirby? Are you by chance a fan of touhou as well?
Sanaes sylphid breeze plays like those old Kirby games. You have various cool abilities to use, art is beautiful and lively and it's easily the best 2hu game (fanmade or original). It's a baby game where you can fly over most obstacles and boss fights are a joke yet I somehow managed to get game overed. Nevertheless amazing experience yay.

Blobun mini is a fun and cutesy sokoban game and is free despite being muh better than the main game. It gets a bit chaotictowards the end but great fun.

I wish that space adventure cobra game wasn't 40 fucking euros so I could play it on switch...

>>82407904
First. 6.5 and above actually has issues for a lot of bottoms to deal with if they arent size queens and i dont gain much by growing half an inch

i bought this candle today and im so happy i'm going to shower but light it before i shower so the smell iflls my room

Question for bottoms, how do you feel about a mustache long sideburns combo?

>>82408085
>6.5 and above actually has issues for a lot of bottoms
source: seething top dicklets

Mustaches can be hot but like with everything you gotta wear it well and some guys don't, and some guys barely take care of theirs which is also just a turn off, proper beardcare is key.

I can't stop thinking about being raped it's all I fap to now and I bought more girls...

>>82408379
I love facial hair but a mustache either works or doesn't, but it's fantastic if it does.

>>82408405
>I bought more girls
?

>>82408422
Girls clothing

>>82408451
Oh. Agp?

>>82408381
>Source have made bottoms bleed by fucking them too hard
Its not really fun but yeah my dick is pretty average but i have no issue with that.

>>82408381I
I'm 7 long/7 thick and sometimes bottomoids just tell me it's too big lol
I barely get laid tho like once every 7 months when I'm lucky

>>82408464
>>82408535
Sex havers begone

>>82408540
Oh my bad sorry my uhhhh friend who has sex said that.

>>82408584
Sorry anon on behalf of all the incels of r9gay I am gonna have to banish you to the lands of reddit.

>>82408540
come here anon, i can relieve you of your virginity

>>82408591
Nononononono waitwaitwaitwait

I have a gay virginity but it's not mine, it's my best friend's
I sucked his pp as a birthday gift and he never did stuff with actual men before, only with pooners.

>>82408609
And tarnish my pure visage? Desecrate my holy soul? Smudge my flawless heart? I don't think so buddy.
>>82408627
There's no need to make this any harder than it already is, now get on the catapult.

Imagine having your best friend suck your pp and not returning the favor. I could never do such a thing, even if it was my 'birthday gift'.

>>82405623
im not going to rebuild them, i will make something New

it's funny how the "incel" board is full of good looking, fit, and tall men with gigantic penises bigger than any pornstars yet they all have issues getting laid. downright befuddling. i think it takes... 5 minutes on any given day to see a post on this board right after i start browsing about someone who's apparently god's gift to the world and flawless and desirable in every way complaining about something trivial. god awful shit board thats only purpose is to make unattractive and undesirable people commit suicide quicker. no uplifting, no camaraderie, just privileged people who lucked out wanting sympathy and attention from the uggo masses.

>>82408751
This board became overrun by those types after Elliot Rodgers. They come here to laugh

>>82408660
Noooooooooo dont send me there! ILL DO ANYTHING NONONONPLEASE AHHHHhhhhhh......

>>82408762
no spaces for incels of any sort anymore. just nonstop psyops and demoralization regardless of your sexuality. i haven't even enjoyed fapping in a long time because the doomerposting and normalfag blog posting is so overwhelming and all encompassing no matter the board. one day will probably be my last day ever browsing 4chan since 06 and i won't even know it at the time.

i spawn in your room
what happens next

>>82408785
It is too late anon. Your sins have already mounted to something too heavy to bear and you shall be crushed under their weight. I would say I am sorry, but I do not like lying.

>>82408789

I've been here since 05 and I will never leave, this place is my home really.

>>82408789
if i rape you are you still an incel?

>>82408810
i haven't fit in here for over a decade. i guess i didn't transform into a normalfag sex haver like i was supposed to to keep feeling like i had any sense of camaraderie here. oh well.

>>82408836

I never truly fit in anywhere but this is my only place to socialize at all so that's where I stay.

>>82408826
why would you want to rape an ugly old person?

>>82408848
reading post after post after post on every single one of my regular boards and just not caring or relating to any of them just becomes mentally exhausting after a while. i struggle to comprehend what the point of continuing to come here is for me personally. i don't laugh, i don't sympathize because everyone's life is so wildly different compared to mine, i don't get any good recommendations or advice. what is the point. it's all just liquid feces now. it's all so tiresome.

sexhaver on r9gay
fork found in kitchen

>>82408751
Did you know that before this was the incel board, it was the hookup board? That was the reason for /soc/ being created originally. A lot of the attractive and personable gentlemen from that time still remain.

>>82408853
to stop your whining. why else?

>>82408935
yeah yeah 4chan was always primarily normalfags and i've always been the outlier. whatever man. just means the entirety of my time spent online is the same as how i am irl. just an ugly retard nobody wants.

>>82408935
No it was always a board for whining about >tfw no gf. I remember when moot deleted it the first time (why the board is called 9001, and not 9000) he called it 'whine9k'

>>82408987
it happens every time i complain about this shit
>erm no sweaty 4chan was ALWAYS full of sex havers you're wrong and just a fucking loser lol kys
just further pushes me to leave this place for good.

this board was a lot more social when i first came here in 2013/2014. i think discord is to blame

>>82409116
the population of 4chan in general was already skewing towards majority normalfags by that point arguably.

I miss the greentext stories of anons being retarded, the more believable tendies stories, things like that. Now it's just reddit screencaps and race bait

>>82409132
depends on the board i suppose. those were the last(best) years of /jp/

>>82409165
>/jp/
touhou and its fanbase was always shit.

>>82409182
and 10 years after the implosion none of the touhou dominant spinoffs remain

>>82409234
they were just a horse show tier fanbase before the horse show was a thing. good riddance. literal trannies. they were always annoying cunts.

>>82409257
which wud u?
>2hu
>pokemon
>idol
>pony
>boat
>holo
>niji
>indie
>hors

>>82409376
but which pokemon wud u fucged

>>82409367
i was never really part of any fanbase. i've always been antisocial or too lazy to actively participate in fandom. plus i don't care about other people's opinions when it comes to what media i consooooom. closest i got to being part of a community was when i almost dated a gay furry and probably would have went along with that if we ever got together irl over 15 years ago.

>>82409401
being part of a fanbase is fun. being part of a community seems kind of lame though

>>82409461
>being part of a fanbase is fun
i don't get anything out of socializing in a fanbase over the internet and it's just cringey and forced doing it irl unless it's already with friends you have. which i don't have any.

I was a ponyfag but I was never involved with the community, just watched the show and enjoyed the porn.

>>82409393
garbador

>>82409480
its the same as posting on /r9gay/ but depending on the fandom you get a lot more entertainment

>>82408789
sexhavers or non-sexhavers we have a lot more in common than you might think anon

i still have a dozen or so ultra rare fluffy pony stories from 2012

>>82408789
>overwhelming and all encompassing no matter the board. one day will probably be my last day ever browsing 4chan since 06 and i won't even know it at the time
>and i won't even know it at the time
Right in the feels

>>82408826
Imagine getting raped by a 5'0 James Charles impersonator

When's the last time you had a real messy fap session?
I, for example had one today, as I wound up finishing a lot earlier than I expected, made a mess on my underwear, and Just decided to let myself bust wherever since I made a mess anyways.

>>82409507
they ruined it by removing the trubbish ears

>>82409535
i have nothing in common with anyone who has had sex or a healthy social life. two completely different realities.

/r9gay/ helped me reconcile with being a fully heterosexual male and for that i will never abandon them

>>82409715
every gay community on 4chan on multiple boards throughout the years has just told me i am not trugay and i'm just a porn addicted incel creep. thank god.

I'm probably just a prisongay, bisexual at best. I can not find anything other than the cutest femboys attractive.

>>82409731
normally they tell me over and over that i am gay, but after some time away ive learned the truth

>>82409609
at least a month ago. my cum launched a lot further than normal

>>82409756
>>82409764
i just have a fixation on dicks and being submissive for them which makes me porn addicted and not truly gay. real gays have gay crushes in their youth and find all of men attractive. not me. i'm just a pervert.

>>82406332
Why do you want a sickness? How is getting an organism that harms you hot? Getting a permanent illness because it's hot is crazy and is it really that much hotter than normal sex?

I was attracted to masculine features before I even knew what sex or masturbation was, so I'm pretty sure I was meant to be gay.

>>82409841 (myself)
to add to my previous comment, sexuality is pretty flexible though, as I managed to semi-successfully psy-op myself into being bi
grass isn't greener on the other side though so I went back to exclusively dating men.
>inb4 get out bishit scum
no, I won't, but don't worry I don't announce it too much, If I keep saying changing sexuality is possible some weirdo with a lot of resources and cultural power will try to do that to every gay person against their will, but for that to work you have to want to change it.

>>82409830
you didnt have any crushes or just crushes on girls?

>>82409656
the latter are less correlated than you might think

>>82409885
it is flexible but i dont think you can psyop yourself into those positions

i think I caught a cold :/ :[

>>82409894
no not really, not even fictional. i have hated myself deeply since i was 7 and didn't think anyone would ever conceivably be attracted to me so i didn't really believe in crushes since it would just be giving myself false hope. when i found porn i thought dicks were immediately hot and fapped to them while always finding vaginas gross and weird. which lead me to believe i might be bi or gay but people online have always told me it was just porn addiction. so if anything i feel asexual nowadays since i'm not valid or fit to have any sort of sexual attraction or relationship irl. i am not gay enough to be with men and i'm not straight or normalfag enough and dislike vaginas so i can't be with women. so i will stay alone forever because obviously something about me is broken and i'm not attractive to make up for being mentally ill.

>>82409596
uhhh... aktually.. 5ft 3

>>82409991
yes well we all can't be attractive shut ins who can still easily get sex like you.

what do we have in common?
>inb4 we both know how to open a webpage

>>82410109
we're both men, we're both gay, there's a good chance we're in the 18-30 age range, and we're both depressed

>>82410128
>18-30 age range
so 30 is the max for this board nowadays? anyone older has to leave immediately i guess since they're a crusty pedo unc.

>>82410128
you hit 1 out of 4

>>82410061
imagine being 5ft 3 little baby man tiny manlet idiot midget shortie dwarf. (im 5ft 3)

Is Kanye one of us?

>>82410226
kanye is literally schizophrenic and went off the deep end when his mom died.

>>82410180
I'd like to imagine we were actually destined to be tall but we somehow stunted our growth

>>82410237
short kings are attractive desu
fun-sized tops

I had a coworker who was like 5 feet or so, he was so cute too, in a muscly twunk kind of way, I don't think the he was gay though.

>>82410237
i believe it is because your british. if i am also british and we are both 5"3 that means all british men are 5"3 clearly and nothing can prove contrary.

people will say all this positive stuff about "short kings" then act like a 5'10" guy isn't /that/ tall irl and thrist over 6ft+ tall guys lol. so tired of the lies and virtue signaling online. it's the same when people say size doesn't matter, we know you're lying to try to seem less shallow than you are.

>>82410298
i'm 6 foot 1 and it's a big fantasy of mine to be topped by a shorter dude with a big dick

I need a tall 5'10 bf (I'm 5'11 btw hehe)

>>82410307
yeah it's always about monster dicks with you fags.

less than 6'2 is short
more than 6'2 is tall

188cm = short 6'2
189cm = 6'2
190cm = tall 6'2

I wish there was a sort of returns program with tops, all the ones I get have monster mutant cocks that my virgin hole can't handle.
I'd trade with a size queen to get something more reasonable.

>>82410348
180 cm is the real test

imagine being afraid of a dick

>>82408751
>make unattractive and undesirable people commit suicide quicker
and that's a good thing, chud

>>82410348
To you, maybe

Does r9gay know any good recipes with tuna and or salmon? I need to eat more fish but I do not really now any meals to make...

>>82410407
every bottom and woman is a size queen thoever.
>too big
no such thing.

>>82410510
maybe on the little planet. 6'2(189cm ver) is the standard height on earth
>>82410559
as above

>>82410614
The standard height of men in the world is 5'9.

>>82410633
the standard dick even in the west is also considered too small.

>>82410601
I ain't a fucking love interest from a chinese cartoon, my butt has limits :(

>>82410633
what are you trying to imply

>>82410668
>my butt has limits
lying whore.

>>82410652
Alright I'll just kms in minecraft then

>>82410698
i'm just going by what gays and women say about dicks and they all worship and lust after the biggest ones.

I will have to have the skillet pasta dinner tonight because this ground beef needs to be cooked. Any bets on if I lose the skillet or not? It's always a risk for me.

i wanna die
i wanna die
i really think i should just kill him

>>82410257
We can be attractive! For me my legs are quite short so it throws everything off.
>>82410280
Potentially, a lot of my family are around 6ft to the 5'10 area for the males. I think smoking at a young age really did stunt it.
>>82410298
What the actual fuck are you even talking about

>>82410810
>What the actual fuck are you even talking about
people act one way online and another irl. people may call one height tall online when my lived experiences irl tell me nobody finds 5'10" tall. people might say a 7" dick is big online then say it's average looking and not big enough irl if your girth isn't huge.

it always confuses me how the most height raging people are always in the 5"6-5"10 rangeish. not the actual midgets and manlets. the practically average joes.

really short gay boys get called cute and are in demand, especially if they're bottoms. Really tall gay boys are in demand as tops but those in the middle are jealous of both.

>>82410850
somehow being average is worse to people than being too little or too much.
>>82410843
is it down to girth or tightness?

>>82410905
i get the feeling most people who enjoy dicks want them to be 5.5" girth minimum nowadays at least. casual sex where huge guys get around a lot, and porn have been disastrous for perceived average dick size in society.

>>82401965
don't care
there are no ways to achieve what i want
i don't want to hurt him but there is no other way

injecting hiv into public bathroom toilet paper

about to do turltewow's Super Wailing Caverns

supposedly it's waaay harder lol...i'm not gonna try to tank this time cause my gear is verie bad.

>>82410843
Youre right actually. 5'10 isn't tall, it's literally average. Not sure who is saying that a 7in dick isn't huge though, because it quite literally is.

>>82411160
>Not sure who is saying that a 7in dick isn't huge though, because it quite literally is.
people say a 7" dick without big girth is mid or average all the time.

my ex bf came back to me to give me one last good day, I'll cherish it forever, and I hope the guy he's with now knows how lucky he is. I hope he cherishes him like I would have, I hope he loves him like I would have, but somehow I don't think that's going to happen. The most damaging thing he even said to me was "I love you, but not enough to choose you over convivence, go love somebody else." It's high time I move on.

>>82411141
Super Wailing Caverns is what we used to call your mom's house

you got cucked little nigga

cuckporn made me realize i am gay

being cucked would've been staying near him, even when he was alone I was too much for him to handle. I'm free as a bird now, but the only home I've known was a cage.

>>82409885
Why do you enjoy being in spaces not meant for you? Do you also go to anime conventions because you watch western cartoons?

>>82411439
he literally said he dates men lol. what an angry sad little man you are.

he said the jakky

im afraid to tell the truth

These pasta dinners are pretty good for a change and I even cleaned up the mess already. As long as I do it immediately it isn't a problem but if I ever say 'I'll do it later' then yes, there will be a problem.

>boyfriend says one thing during dirty talk about his kinks that grosses me out
>immediately turns me off and repulses me
i dont like being so close minded. but at the same time, fucking christ, dude.

>>82411806
well come on, what was it, sex having vagueposter? You can also just say no that particular thing and if he's a good bf he will accept that.

Add me on Steam r9g

>>82407904
Getting my foreskin back is more important than either of these. Give me back that was stolen.

I can see how delusional I had become with him in hindsight, I had actually fooled myself into believing someone like me was worth holding onto, worth fighting for. No one is coming to save me, and the one who could have would rather lament that he couldn't than take the hard road and actually do it. I am a great jelly thing, I have no mouth and I must scream.

I made r9gay I'm never going to hell

>>>/lgbt/
Fags go back to the fag boards! Go now! get out!!!

>>82412413
nobody here is gay try reading the thread

>>82412431
All of you will end up with AIDS like charlie sheen and a blown out asshole with a 10 inch protruding prolapse that comes out every time you fart too hard
faggot

>>82412432
sorry misclicked >>82412413

>>82412432
if you would also read the thread, we don't have sex and that's our problem.

>>82412432
I'm too much of a dogfaced socially anxious spaghetti spiller to approach anyone, so chances are I'm going to die all alone freezing to death and probably homeless. Gigafaggot.

>>82412466
>>82412518
you're probably going to get bored and try meth at 30 then you'll end up looking like the goatse guy within a week

>>82407124
i popped a boner while reading this

i've never had them in public tho i just get them constantly at home

>>82409989
Behold an entire thread of bottoms lusting over chad's 12inch cock

>>82412636
that image is old as fuck. people are fucking retarded man. it's not even a good dick pic either.

>>82412652
>that image is old as fuck
Oh so yet another bottom who has touched his pozzed neghole to chad's dick pics thanks for telling us how you're so acquainted with chad's cock

>>82412683
i'm not (and was never) a feminine twink bottom so i will never have sex. with chad or anyone.

Haven't you been on the internet long enough to know ignore trolls and not give them attention? You are never convincing anyone of anything online.

>>82412708
You could be an ugly white bottom and still have sex with tyrone or jamal anytime you wanted but you refuse to cause you're a chad only vocel whore

my kingdom for a 6.5/10 r9gay gf

>>82412733
i legitimately do not like black dicks or guys. mixed sure whatever. black dudes are a hard sell and i legitimately feel bad for them and indians.

>>82412731
i'm terminally online and retarded.

>>82401901 (OP)
ugh yawn anyways im trying to make some cool edits but im not sure if they're any good what do you think??

>>82412733
what if tyrone and jamal live too far away

>>82412769
kek I chuckled :DDDDDD

>>82412789
You're government will literally pay to import them so they can rape you so that will never be a problem just ask for some imported BBC

>>82412837
sounds like a sting desu

>>82412883
Yeah your bussy would sting after taking a BBC

war with venezuela NOW

>>82412939
see this is why i cant have sex. nothing to do with chad

i hate it when women just can't seem to comprehend that im a normal person that just happens to be gay
they always treat me differently like im james charles 2.0 and have been their best friend since the womb and its just so fucking pathetic i hate it I HATE WOMEN

>>82413108
>i hate it when women
Could have stopped right there.

Need to bf to go to bed early with, like old man early.

>>82413180
I need a bf to wake up old man early with
Clearly we are not the same

>>82413248
How early? I could get up at 4am if I went to bed right now.

if i went to bed right now i could wake up at 8

i'd probably needz a nap during the day

I took a nice long look in the mirror and in my eyes I saw someone tired of heart ache, I've not grown so cold after all. What have I got to be sad about? I'm not missing out on anything worth having.

Are you circumcized? Here's a thread on gif, you can see how an intact dick would look like
>>>/gif/29410009

>>82413789
>you can see how an intact dick would look like
i already got one

>>82413789
Don't rub it in, it wasn't our fault some doctor mutilated us at birth to sell our foreskins to make face cream :(

The phantom foreskin pain is irritating me again. I know something is supposed to be there, I can feel it.

>>82414075
Fun fact: it was not merely cut off, first it was crushed between metal plate for hemostasis. See pic
>>82414054
It's not my intention to anger anyone
But every time it's mentioned, people who never thought about it learn of this evilness. It should be mentioned again and again and again until this practice ceases to be

>>82414113
it truly is evil I wish death upon those who willingly commit such evils onto little baby boys mere hours old.

bro really thought gay people might not know about circumcision the guys who have seen over 500 dicks

Winning the $1.80 billion powerball won't restore my foreskin.

If I win the powerball I will buy 4chan and permaban hue.

If I win the powerball I will let anon touch my foreskin.

>>82414125
Amen
(Original comment and meant wholeheartedly)

>>82409885
most likely you've just always been bi with a lean towards men anon, if it was changeable it would be changeable for everyone and not just the people that already had an attraction to both

>>82410031
you're just gay then. porn addiction "making someone gay" only applies if you started with "normal" (heterosexual) porn and switched to gay porn because you got "bored" of straight stuff, immediately preferring gay porn means you're gay.

I would consider selling my soul to a demon of the ninth ring of hell just to end circumci-zion

>>82410177
if it isn't at least two you need to go >>>/out/catalog

selling my soul for a donut

sometimes I wonder if the whole simulation theory is right and that this simulation is my own personal hell given that being born on this planet feels like being placed in the world's most abusive prison. there's even times I've thought about doing something to go to prison because that place actually looks less nightmarish than the outside world either that or take enough of one of two drugs to od on and fully escape the nightmare
thank you for reading my night time depression slop

Your posts for the past few years been angry and full of lies.

>>82414583
i got a pack of twinkies but im gonna drop it off my roof to test a theory

>>82414583

I remember watching the OG pokemon show as new episodes though I did at least wonder why they were calling rice balls jelly donuts.

>>82414861
bro I think you're a little late to the theory of gravity

>>82407904
My penis is already 7 inches. Give me more options.

>>82414947
option 3 is two dicks in ur butt

i dont think im going to sleep tonight

if i become famous, you will keep my secrets secret right?

>>82415604
no. im going to tell everything

>>82414890
this theory is about the twinkies

it turns out that YES twinkies could be dropped from the sky to feed gaza, their terminal velocity is only 30-50 mph so they take no damage and cause no damage falling from any height.

we would need 20 million a day to feed everyone there, and america only makes 1 million a day, but thats just twinkies...add in ding dongs and ho hos and little debbies and youre there easily.

>>82415604
depends, maybe you should have me suck your pp and film it for leverage so i don't tell

>>82415613
fuck well i hope you sell out for a lot jerk

>>82415623
once everyone knows im a credible source im going to start making up new secrets too

>>82415632
guess im fucked. better ride it out anyway. i aint afraid of nothin.

i want some really over baked nachos, tray oven nachos just chips and shredded cheddar, where its so toasted that the chip tips are burnt and the cheese fries itself where its thin

but after these twinkies that were unharmed falling from my roof i am on a snack fast til hawopeen

and thats NOT where i snack really fast

honestly sirprised the kids arent hunger striking for gaza. at least give up snacks. throw snacks at the government even. fat ass kids. prove me wrong.

>>82415617
giving gaza diabetes is probably some kind of war crime, and it's cheaper to boat them anyways

no, why would give up my snacks for the mudslimes? it not like me not eating them means they'll go to the gayza infact if i knew were the plane was launching feom i'd go eat all the snacks before it could get there

what if they fill them with cyanide first

time to sleep and dream about him... as always...

Would you date a boy who uses the n word?

morning gays. how we doin

>>82416010
if he's not racist in any other way then maybe

>>82416010
i mean i am white and practically live in a all white area so it doesnt really matter does it?

>>82416010
yeah that's one of the requirements

>>82416013
I wanted to play some tf2 tonight but I ended up doodle drawing a bit on my computer and now I'm too tired to play vidya ;-;

how are ya mr euro?
>>82416144
h-hi....

>>82416157
i'm playing silksong and getting filtered by it.
in like 40 minutes I'll go do some sports and maybe read for the rest of the day

just want to be held

>>82416398
*holds u in detention cell for gay crimes*

Gonna go rowing if I drown plz have sex in my memory

>>82416559
Gotcha, g.

i'm so fucking creepy

>>82416398
Samee.

>>82416716
Why?

>>82415617
>twinkies
>ding dongs
>ho hos
is america even real?

>>82409756
Took me a long time to break out of my prisongay phase. Still in a prisontroon phase though that keeps rebounding.

i am a corpse

deadcel corpsecel carcasscel

/r9g/ sleepover truth or dare

i dare you to have sex with someone who isn't chad (impossible)

chrono nigger

>>82416929
This isn't a female general. Most of us aren't into chads here

everyone thinks I've had sex, with a girl. it's my fault, can't blame anyone. the fucking hell. how did this happen

>>82416559
only if you leave a uneaten cooked meal on the kitchen table for the lolz

>>82416711
I survived, g

>>82417269
Me in heaven looking down at you having sex and nodding in approval

>>82416942
Name how many men you've had sex with who weren't chad then

when i was a kid i used to ride my bike i used to love riding my bike my childhood bike now it's dirty and rotten and shit like the metal now it's slow as fuck when i tried to use it it really just broke for no reason very strange

really sleepy just drinking all the time showing up to work late i do it again and again and again it's exciting to think about dying i don't know kinda exciting to think about i can just chill by myself forever you know

i miss my old homes you know i miss it reminiscing is frowned about i suppose but it's so nice 2025 is a year of moving on for me i guess moving on from all this shit i guess i don't know my parents kicked me out 8 months ago so i'm just trying to move on you know at first i was pretty angry about it but rehabs are gay and retarded but it is what it is here we are you know
i haven't worked since 2016 so
i just don't get why i can't find like an easy remote job i've tried and i just can't find one and it's really gay but the nice thing about retail is you can get part time which is what i want i want to work the least amount of hours possible like 16-20 a week that's it and somehow pay for a room with that you know that's the goal i suppose working creeps me out i wanna do the least amount possible so

Shan't read that, try formatting it better.

>his post doesn't have the right personality
ICK!

>>82410933
You don't need him specifically or even another man to live a happy life. There are other men. Hurting someone else for your own pleasure when you don't even need it is bad. If you really loved him you would want him to be happy, or maybe you don't?

>>82417626
4 our of 4

>>82416010
i already do but it's a deal breaker. he shouldn't be ashamed to say it.

playing Silksong was a bad idea when I was bad at video games

>>82417626
probably all the guys (4) I had sex with besides my first one were average, and the first one was a kinda toxic dude. Made for a great first hookup tho

How can anyone lose their virginity in a hookup? I could see maybe doing one or two afterward but the very first time? Especially as a bottom.

>>82418224
lack of self respect is very common among us gays

>>82418224
i topped him. I was 26 and I had no idea how you actually met gay people. He talked to me on some app, said I was cute, wanted me to top him, I did, told him I was a virgin, he took it in stride. Said it was some great sex and then ghosted me after

Sex haver leave. (4!)

>>82418224
There are "people" out there with absolute 0 points in romance. Truly horrifying.

I don't -always- beat the shit out of people when they use slurs. Like if it's not actually directed at a gay / black / etc person, you're just so pissed off you have to say the worst word you know. I will think you're an inferior person and look down on you deeply, but I won't strictly feel that physical discipline is necessary. If you call a gay person a fag in front of me I will hit and wrestle you to the ground and rub my bare nuts on your face in front of everyone while you're too weak and exhausted to fight back. The police will not be able to save you.

everyone here is a friend haver sex haver except me lol

i should die lol

>>82418284
the "friends" I have haven't replied to the happy birthday messages I left them this year

>>82418206
I had a hard time with the original HK, so I'm not playing Silksong. HK has low steam achievement stats so I know it wasn't just me.

HK is slop SS is slop

I enjoyed Ori and the Blind Forest (made me cry) but didn't finish any other metroidvania.

>>82418367
horrible game

>>82418382
Lowercase post.

i post in lowercase because it's less intellectually intimidating to the audience but still allows me to effectively communicate the message

i also break my posts down into short sentences because i know most of you aren't able to read whole paragraphs

This guy TARGETING his posts at toddlers.

kidnapping all r9gay posters and adding them to my labubu collection

>>82418496
the others HATE it when i do a post without jingling the keys first. it's the only way to make them pay attention. small words a short sentences. watch how the president speaks to get a good example.

>>82415687
theyre not gonna get diabetes on 1500 calories a day, retard. and the israeli military has a blockade in place to stop boats. greta thunberg has a boat full of food that she's going to try to run it with, but she will probably be stopped and arrested, which will be great for publicity, but won't actually feed anyone.

on the other hand, any sort of aerial vehicle loaded with twinkies merely has to make it over the territory, and then it can drop the load or be shot down & exploded and either way twinkies will rain from the sky. it's a much better plan.

>>82418593
What are you running some kind of campaign?

>>82415831
rana rana oo, rana rana oo...dream lover, until then, i'll go to sleep and dream again...that's the only thing to do, til all my lover's dreams come true...

>>82418620
no but if i was running a campaign my field marshall would be a man who reads a lot and has a booming voice

If you're over 15 you need to grow up and stop being gay.

>>82418720
that's so funny because most men are only straight until puberty runs out and then they start hating their wives

>>82417720
you need to get yourself to pittsburgh my man

pay at like tj maxx is $12/hr around there, mcdonalds or aldi $14-15...$12 x 20hrs = 240 a week x 4.5 = $1080/mo, so you'd be a bit close to the bone on one of these studios, but idk if there's any other major city where that math is even close to working. the rent is so god damn low there.

if you get a tipped job like baristo or ice cream scoopster in say lawrenceville, south side flats or squirrell hill you'll have it made, people tip quite well out there. i used to do ice cream for 8.25 an hour and baristo for 8, which was like 40 a day, and id make 20-30 in tips not that rarely.

the bus service in pittsburgh is really good as well -- if you live on any bus route that runs into downtown, you can commute to lawrenceville on the 91 or squirrel hill on the 61 a/b/c/d, both those buses run fairly often so even if you have to do a transfer onto them its a reasonable commute.

>>82418747
thanks for the response hope it helps someone else but i cant get american citizenship

if i were gonna move back to pittsburgh, which is tempting, greenfield is probably where i'd go. rent is as low as it gets yet it's a nice neighborhood area, mostly just old people in little houses, and it's really close to squirrel hill, the college area on forbes, and south side flats, all of which are good areas to work in cafes, and it's on the 61 bus route which is quite busy and goes to downtown at one end and a big mall on the other end, so it can take you to a lot of job possibilities as well. there's also the 58 bus which is basically a roller coaster ride as it goes around such tight corners on tiny hilly streets, very fun.

its also right next to schenley park as you can see, which is a mostly forest area that's awesome to walk around, it has a lot of secret spots to explore and find as well...there's even a "fruit loop" where guys meet and fuck at night. thats not an urban legend -- if you drive through at 1 or 2 am, you catch them in the woods with your headlights, their eyes flashing like deer.

>950
>low rent
do Americans really?

>>82418787
dont worry, i will open the golden doors again when i am in power. it might take a few years yet but i am working on it.

>>82418793
nigger in my cunt low rent is 1600~

>>82418747
nta but pittsburgh is one of my top destinations to move to along with cleveland. really a lot of midwestern rust belt cities are quite nice and still affordable. it's one of the only regions in america where you can still live in a decent sized city as a regular person.

>>82418793
we have a lot of money goofball

i pay more than that for car payment and insurance alone

a full time basic stocker job at aldi in pittsburgh would let you put away $1000 after rent/bills/food in that apartment -- you would save $12k a year if you were reasonably frugal, and that means after a year you could made a down payment on a house in that area because they are only 150-200k. literally one year of work to afford a house.

i just drowned in your cum tonight
must have been something you came
i just drowned in your cum toniiiight

>>82418821
im an american and you're not being truthful in this post

>>82418815
theyre both also very ~walkable~ because they were built before cars existed...they're kinda gritty and the houses/apartments are often small and old-fashioned and not in the cute way (to most people...i like them.)

so theyre still cheap because theyre kind of the opposite of instagrammable really...but it keeps the clone people away so its a good thing 2 me.

>>82418821
did you just wake up from a 50 year nap there, gramps?

>>82418832
5/10 second verse could've been better

>>82418839
>>82418849
$14/hr x 40 hrs a week = $560/week
$560/week x 4.5 weeks per month = $2520 per month

apartment rent $950, gas/elec $50, internet $50, let's say $1100 for your place. $400 for food is generous. so that's $1500 a month in expenses. getting to work will cost a little unless you live real close, say $6 a day = $30 a week for the bus. so maybe you're at $1600 ish for monthly expenses with that folded in, but i highballed the apartment and food bills anyway.

so yeah, you basically would save $1000 a month if you didn't spend on anything. that's the simple math. pittsburgh is a different place.

then you would have $12k saved up in a year, which is well enough for a down payment on $150-200k as a first time homebuyer.

the math works, it just depends on whether you like the houses in pittsburgh, which a lot of people do not, as they are often squat little brick boxes. that's not the question at present though...they are solid little houses in any case.

>>82418451
If you're too scared of intimidating people you'll never actually say anything of worth.

>>82418926
right but the thing is that the people rejected zarathustra's gifts when he descended the mountain, preferring the comfortable ignorance of their prescribed values and belief in god. the fools run for shelter wherever lightning strikes.

i post in lower case becuase it makes me feel small like all of you lot. beside capital letter means i am shouting and angry and thats rude.

>>82418720
what would it take to make you embrace your love for men and cocks

i post in lowercase because im not going to waste time hitting shift

I'm a BIG guy! I post capital letters at the start of sentences because I'm a prim and proper person, or when I want to emphasize something important like how BIG I am. I also use exclamation marks when I raise my voice slightly! yay!

>>82418224
isn't the complete lack of any romantic/sexual experience past 25 more worrying than how you had your first time?

>>82413108
That's just them lowering their guards around you without the fear of accidentally leading you on and having you humping her leg like a horny dog, as most guys do.

I type with proper grammar and capitalization because I am a prim and proper boy who knows the importance of communicating respectfully to other human beings and it has nothing to do with any such thing as a neurodivergent disorder.

if im posting with my onscreen or phone there wont be any punctuation either

all I want is a little bit of hawk tuah from someone who loves me, is that really so much to ask for?

>>82419155
i like posting with proper punctuation and such and it's how i originally preferred to communicate. it's just that it doesn't work well for me personally, because the tone and content of the post is often already serious. it comes across better if i soften my affect. i do something very similar in person, deliberately smiling and acting overly friendly to help put people at ease because otherwise i can be a bit scary, especially to women and children.

Only uppercase fbf's deserve that.

i will never use uppercase, i will never be gay

>>82419351
you're already gay, that verb tense is wrong

>>82419359
i refuse. i stand defiant. you cant tell me what to do. and i will never bend, i will never be gay

>>82419437
Just because you don't accept being gay doesn't mean you're not. Your opinion on it can't change who you are. Uncle ruckus is still black no matter how much he dislikes the fact

>>82419459
>your opinion on it change who you are... BUT my opinion changes everything

>>82419472
my opinion is irrelevant. You still hang out in the gay thread everyday. The writing is on the wall

>>82419481
thats because this general is always on the first page and nobody replies if you post outside of a general

>>82419498
That's not the sole reason why you hang out with the gays, anons.

>>82419437
you know that every homosexual went through a phase like that. Some never get out. You're just stuck in the middle of what should have been a coming of age experience.

I let my cancer kitty out for her daily outside time but I got distracted and she ran off. I have no idea where she is and top it off it would be mom's birthday today and I lost her favorite cat. I just hope she'll come back but I've looked everywhere around the outside of the house.

>>82419577
do your eyes feel wet?

>>82419606

not yet, but she does have a habit of being out for hours at a time when she does get loose like those. She was a lot younger and didn't have cancer then though. I just hope she doesn't get hit by a car.

i tired silksong, it seems suck a boring game to play but id love to watch my fbf play

>>82419652
The movement is pretty fun once you get the run/dash

all i want is a little bit of femboy hrt bf trap tranny trans porn i saw on the internet hentai femboy trap hrt porn im bi im gay is that really so much to ask for

Still no kitty and my neighbor has let out their pitbulls to bark up a storm in their backyard. She isn't over there (I already looked) but still it might scare her away.

I lost mom's favorite cat on what would have been her birthday. I swear if she does come back I'm never letting her out again.

>barking dogs
should be shot

And she's back! Holy shit that took about 5 years off my life. No idea where she went, just saw her come out of some bushes I had looked in a dozen times.

Anyway she can cry all she wants but she not going outside ever again. At least by herself I might try and get her a harness and put her on a leash.

>>82419783
this but i would be open to a regular girl gf too

>>82419987
let us see her

>>82420019

here, this is an older picture of her. Right now she's sleeping after her little adventure and I don't want to bother her.

I drank a lot and don't remember everything that happened last night but at least I didn't upchuck this time

For some reason I always imagined the cancer kitty to be orange

>>82420167

I don't have an orange though I did have one growing up. Despite the whole orange cats are dumb meme I thought he was very smart.

>>82420167
Maybe you're orange.

my cat is orange and he eats crayons and plastic and carpet and cardboard

>>82420182
I also had an orange cat once, she was very stubborn and had her own way of life but she wasn't stupid.
>>82420187
What makes you think that?
>>82420206
I have a black cat and he will eat plastic too.

>>82420428

ooh a female orange is rare, only like 20% of them are girls.

>>82420428
i almost ran over an orange cat last night

>>82420445
She was peculiar. Kept to herself mostly and didn't like being pet much, only on rare occasions. I didn't appreciate her much since I was just a kid.
>>82420572
That is how she died...

>>82401901 (OP)
I'm going to keep making bleached edits until I become the most famous bleached editard on all of 4chan

I went out for tendies tonight, blame the kitty it wasn't my fault. I still gave her some bits of the chicken though she she was begging and I couldn't refuse that.

>>82420898
I used to let the local kitty in my home, her owners don't care for her but she's super chill, friendly and has intelligent eyes.
Anyway she gave me fucking fleas so she ain't never coming in here again ;.;

>>82420923

That's an outside cat problem, all outside animals have fleas. All the of the 9 do, I can't keep them away even if I treat them monthly with anti-flea meds. Sometimes a flea will crawl on me too.

A fly landed on my tip after I finished fapping and was noticably consuming the spunk straight from the tap, am i not a virgin anymore?

I'm a jewish gaycel, ama.

>>82421300
Do jews have a set of teeth around the back of their throat that serves to saw off a goyim's foreskin?

My circumcision PTSD hallucinations are taunting me

>>82421347
Maybe, I wouldn't know

how do i find cute boys who want to have a deep loving relationship with intimate sex?
body hair is kinda a turn off for me, i want another shaved femboy whos willing to get in bed with me and force me into a mating press and maybe jerk me off after he cums on my face :/

It's so cold I can feel the warmth on my asscheeks every time I fart

>>82421844
>>>/lgbtranny/
How is this not an original comment

I am so fucking TIRED of the niggers in this city fucking up my food orders IT'S NOT HARD
I'm turning racist

>>82408789
R9999 is a good place for incels

I blocked my mom's number but now I live in fear that she'll come down to my place and may have to get the police involved. I hate this. I wish I had a normal family

>>82422017
every other post here is from a sex haver.

>>82422135
Here? Im not talking about here. This is r9001. I hate sex too. Its gross

>>82420836
keep it up famalamb

my ex ebf told me I'm cool and all but not so nice that he'd put any srs effort or time into trying to build a real relationship with me, guess I'll rot.

cried in the shower for 2 hours
i don't think i like alcohol..

>>82421844
Find someone not up to that standard, and help them reach that standard. It will make them more connected to you.

>>82422302
What were you drinking? I usually feel sad on beer

pretty drunk rn.
Someone post a cute boy, please.

>>82422387
pinot noir wine

>>82422432
I used to drink wine a lot but I stopped a few years ago because it would give me bad heartburn

>>82422418
Does this guy count?

i want you to kill me so bad

>>82419577
she went off to die alone like a good little cat. Let it be.

>>82421844
As much as I want to bash your standards as delusional and detached, I feel like your tastes represent the average /r9gay/ user around here

>>82422650
who dat cutie

>>82422254
>ebf
how many times are you going to make the same mistake again? You don't give boys irl a chance

>>82422898
I've only made it once, I'll never make it again.

>>82422881
Just a dude being a dude

>>82422917
Only once? don't lie. The problem is not having an ebf. The problem is in the "e" part. You don't give anyone in real life a chance like you give you these faceless strangers here. You open your heart to the wrong crowd. If you do the same thing you do here, but elsewhere, you will find a bf.

>>82422941
I'll try my best, but I don't get out much, I guess I've got a long way to go.

>>82422925
handsome fella but he doesn't look like a drawing of a 13 yo (see >>82405318 for reference)
so guys here won't give a damn

>>82405318
because if you're gay and not a libtard that means you are a self hating fag with some deep issues (you) and it's a red flag

>>82419046
one of my shift keys is broken and i cant risk breaking the other one

>>82422960
you don't have to get out to use dating apps, though. what's your current best? Doing nothing? Fantasizing about a bf?You can do better than that

please put me down like a dog
i want it so baaaaad

>>82423076
I guess I'll try Match dot com, I've tried getting the apps to work but I just can't because I don't have a phone and emulators won't let me use them.

>>82423117
how do you live without a phone? don't you ever go out and do stuff?

>>82423179
no, I just stay at home all day everyday except to go grocery shopping or to visit the therapist.

Silksong is turning me back into a degenerate Gamer, it's eating up all my time.

wow even I have a phone, but I lived without one until mom died (my phone was her phone) so I understand.

>>82423197
how's that possible. Is your family taking care of you?

>>82423259
I live with two family members and they take care of bills, I'm working on getting on disability so I can have some spending money but I'm the only one willing to deal with social services to get EBT so I "pay" for our food and do about half the cooking and some house work.

In my case I never got a phone because I was contrarian who just had to be different from everyone else. I might and I say might have made some friends if I simply had one.

>>82422650
>>82422925
is this ai? schizo

>>82423312
I just didn't feel the need to have one, it was paying extra money that I'm already strapped for just so I could call the two people I know who I also live with.

>>82423360
and use grindr.

>>82423368
very good point, I'm very frugal you see but I think that would be worth it, once I get on disability I think I'll pick one up.

i didnt have a phone for a long time because it felt pointless. anyone who needed to talk to me knew where i lived

Any powerball winners? I matched one number.

>Silence
That's how you know someone won.

gambling is a sin i feel sorry for anyone who won that bargain

>>82401901 (OP)
What does it mean if my thoughts are rapid fire euphoric and I'm too jumpy to sleep right now. Is it anxiety or something more dangerous

>>82424055
might be anxiety, drink a glass of warm milk right away

>>82424076
But I don't feel fear anymore. I hadn't had caffeine either.

>>82424092
mania? drink a glass of warm milk right away

I think I should drink a glass of warm milk right away!

I met my bf of 8 years in this general btw

but did anyone meet a husbie in this board? didn't think so...