Thread 83071003

I think we should have a nice thread and the best way to do it is, CHOON EDITION.
All choons welcome, doesn't matter about genre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-_HJohPg5Y

This Squirt Girl superhero AI LARP is surprisingly wholesome.

Middle class mongos have ruined this country

>>83071015
>Squirt Girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRdZ5zdWVyg

Listening to Keyu Jin on Lex Fridman. Fucking hate Lex, but he somehow manages to swing way above his weight in podcasting and China is my personal pet topic so very interesting.

Also, I would really like to fuck Keyu Jin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3yAVZk3tyA

Hope you've saved a lot of spending money, Helper. Dublin is expensive as fuck. Price of a pint is ridiculous. Have yourself a wee walk around Trinity College and count how many American tourists you see.

>>83071020
>Middle class mongos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_zxaa2wQ2c

>>83071023
>China

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5fjgiFrxg

I'll stop that, as a few of the "choon" replies aren't actually choons.

Just chuck a few random choons in here and there, methinks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5fjgiFrxg

On that wucozade grind me.

>>83071028

I've found a few pubs online where you can get a wint for 5 euro de lid. And my meals at the hotel are included so all I need is money for drinks, few souvenirs ect...

Corner shop near me has stopped doing the chicago town pizzas with tomato sauce in the crust
That's me never going in again

>>83071060
Lad come on, buying from a corner shop? Really? The markup in paki stores is like 300%.

>>83071028
>Trinity college
Corr studied there, as did my parents and my grandpa

>>83071060
Iceland had a really nice sticky rib lasagne, but I think they stopped selling them as I couldn't find any the other day. If it wasn't for cathedral city stuff, and muller corner mississippi mudpies, I'd have stormed out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEA3V1-zxxY
If I can attach a choon, then I'll attach a choon. I'm not being daft, I'm spitting facts at you.

>>83071039
Based and classical pilled! WOAH!!!

Hope you and all good lads like this.
>La vita nuova. Dante alighieri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TqTX296gm0

Ok so I sent the escort one last message, just asked her if she's leading me on, hopefully she'll reply. I made it seem like it's my final message so it'll spur her on. Maybe I was a bit mean?

I'm still not sure if this is the right thing to do, but I'm a virgin so I don't really know how to deal with all this.

It's a bit unfair that she put me in this position though, especially when she knows I'm a virgin.

>>83071169
I hope you and ruthmomg meet up for a drink.

Soon Ireland will be added to the list of places annexed by Helper's world. You can't stop it.

>>83071104
Noice, from the same lad who wrote Dante's inferno? (I've only heard of it, can't remember reading it).

Well, I'm off to get me waircut.

Later lids x

>please create an 8-character password
>your password 'suckmyba' is not an acceptable password

>>83071187
What do you mean? Can you give me some advice at least?

I KNOW I've got a doorstop somewhere in my house, I saw it within the last few months. It exists, it's a little grey rubber thingy and it is here. Can I find it? Can I fuck? I think it's in the loft but I've gone through every last bag and box I can find up there and no sign whatsoever. I know if I buy a new one my old one will turn up within seconds of the new one being delivered. Beginning to think the best plan is to pretend to order one, make a big show of going on eBay and choosing the cheapest available one, pretending to open the door and receive the parcel and then look around to see where the little blighter is hiding. It might just be my only option.

>>83071187
Drinking is forbidden in Islam.

I'm gonna have to get very drunk tonight.

>>83071207
Spot on mate, get a load of you, culture vulture hahaha.
Inferno is the first part, a poem from The Divine Comedy. You can get it free, if you want. https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/8800
It's not a hard read and it's about Satan's decent into hell, his thoughts and reflections on his journey from angel to fallen angel.
Not too dissimilar to Paradise Lost by John Milton. Sorry to ramble on haha.

Nu breadington is it X

Indeed 'tis

>>83071317
Ah so that's got the 7 circles of hell in it? Might have a read, after muh doss session.
I've not read paradise lost, but when I was a teen, me and some friends used to go to an old warehouse where the band paradise lost practiced.
They're still going. Nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1_kMRiyt5w

Got a date lined up in the next couple of weeks, hope I don't fuck this one up.

Not gonna tell you lot when it is because you'll show up and make me look bad.

>>83071263

I swear there's a community of people who go around and break into houses, but they only steal really innocuous things, not valuables, just random shit you won't need until 6 months later and then can't find.

In fact I think I saw a film about it once, they were like these little gignger pikeys but apparently they weren't evil or degenerate like proper pikeys. Dunno what happened in it.

>>83071428
For 50 quid I'll pretend to be a bully who harasses your girl who you can 'beat up'. You look chad as fuck lad.

>>83071428
Good luck lad. Reckon she's the type to put out on a first date?

>>83071360
Thanks for this mate, I never really gave Paradise Lost (the band) a good chance because I was listening to Type O Negative and they had a 'better sound'. So I'll give Paradise Lost (the band) a revisit.
>Type O Negative - Black No. 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFwYJYl5GUQ

And I'm linking this just because I love this track and Paz Lenchantin the bass player is a cute.
>A Perfect Circle - Judith (Official Music Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTgKRCXybSM

>>83071451
Underpants gnomes I think are a subset of the little bastards. Someone ought to do something about it they really ought.

>>83071462

I could batter you without paying 50 quid first m8

>>83071472

Cheers lad. I've got a good feeling she would if I tried to push it that way, we've already done a bit of sexting and swapped some not-quite-nudie pics. She said it looks like I've got a big knob (I do.) So it's good signs.

I'm not going to try and get my end away first night though, I'm not that kind of lad any more. Just want a chill relationship that goes with the flow.

>>83071475

Have a couple jack and cokes with me lad, we are of a kind

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No better memories than driving back from a gig with my m8s in the car and we were all singing the clean bit at the end of this together, I would give anything to go back to those days lads

Have a couple jack and cokes with me lad, we are of a kind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bLmgUgPR58

No better memories than driving back from a gig with my m8s in the car and we were all singing the clean bit at the end of this together, I would give anything to go back to those days lads

>>83071428
A woman that you pay to have sex with you is not a date.

>>83071224
Why are you not allowed to cook your own food? You've never explained this.

>>83071548
He has something called "stupidity with no accountability".

>>83071529

After the war
I come home weak and sore
I fall into your arms
We lie by fire, you feed my desire
With me, safe and warm

Waaaaaaa-a-a-aaaaa-a-a-aaaaaarm

Fuckin sends shivers through me, what a legend Pete was

hows this look, just a little zesty test

https://www.youtube.com/live/LN-ZXsy8cug

>>83071529
I would take you up on that offer and we can emo out.
I do battle for you, you my everything
When on the fur I make love to her
How her body sings
Beautiful in it's savage honesty!

Back at you, mate. How do you rate Danzig?
>Danzig - Mother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5AYs9BWp8Y

>>83071613
Cracking song that lad.

>>83071613

I only really think the the first Danzig album is any good, because I'm a guitar nerd mostly, and I love that kinda dark gothic AC/DC vibe it has.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JBfh9gKids

>>83071586
is that italian?

How to get comfy in an otherwise uncomfy world?

>>83071641
Optimize Your Environment: Create a personal space (your room, a corner of your home) that is a sanctuary. Use soft lighting, comfortable furniture (pillows, blankets, ergonomic chairs), and pleasant scents

Prioritize Physical Health: Good physical health directly translates to feeling better and more resilient. Ensure you are getting enough sleep, eating nourishing foods, and engaging in regular physical activity

Comfortable Clothing: Wear clothes that feel good on your skin. Choose soft fabrics and styles that don't restrict you, prioritizing comfort over fashion when you're in your personal space

Sensory Management: Pay attention to sensory inputs. Minimize overwhelming stimuli like loud noises or bright lights, and seek out soothing ones, such as quiet music or the feeling of warm water

>>83071641

Drugs, in my personal honest opinion I believe to be fair

>>83071637
Japanese but close

>>83071503
Mate you would have your jaw spun. I'm serious. I do Muay Thai. Post your train station and I'll fucking batter you. I'm serious

>>83071660
Was good 5 mins. Gets boring quick.

For me, it's shagging Ash Sarkar right up her chubby paki arse

>>83071586
>homo jap songs

Are you taking the piss? How about some British classics, come on lad.

>>83071678
Yes lads, we're winning

>>83071674

I did six lessons of judo in year 9 lad, I'll fucking knock your teeth into your skull you soft cunt

Get the number 61 lad I'll be waiting at Morissons

>>83071503
Crossing my fingers for you lad. Do you think she does anal?

>>83071651
Corr love comfortable clothing I do, need to buy some more
>>83071653
What kind of drugs?

>>83071678
From behind you'd have literally no idea if you were stuffing your cock in Ash Sarkar's arse or Moni's arse. Grim.

>>83071628
Thank you mate. Drop your fav choons ITT I'm always looking for something to take me in a different direction.

>>83071635
>dark gothic
YES! This is how I have never been able to describe it, how the sound hits. I don't think any other genre of music can convey a message of love or a love lost like metal does.
Was it you who wrote played and did a vocaroo of you playing? A piece you named "Morning".

>>83071703
Post your nearest train station you fucking retard.

Oh dear people are having scraps, what have we come to

Dublin is soon to become part of Helper's World. His SCUDS will be rolling down O'Connell Street.

>>83071676
>>83071685
Just a test, we'll be live on friday with a nice little phone number for lads to ring up.

It's a real problem how disgusting vaginas are - the smell, the way they look, everything about it is gross. Not sure what we can do about the VQ

In my excellent soggy nappy watching Golf on Sky Go.

>>83071747
Remember when welper went to Greece a few years ago, got drunk and kicked off with them Greek lads at that bar. Spent the rest of the night raging on here about Greeks lmao. Few jars in Dublin and he'll be letting his mouth go again no doubt.

Why does my neighbour hoover his shed in the dark every evening? I'm worried about him, it can't get that dusty in 24 hours.
He's been out there with the hoover every night the last 2 weeks.

>>83071800
The Greek Campaign was a crushing defeat for the Helper Regime along with the Battle for Bouncer Hill.

>>83071729

I've never posted my music here because I was on the IRL music scene in my town for a while and I don't want the internet hate machine to doxx me, or worse, find out I already know somebody here

Thinking I might record a bit of improvised noodling when I've next got a couple of days off and a few beers in me tho~

>>83071751
somehow britfeel radio returned?

Dublin is a safe space for spackers.

imagine a fanny

>>83071874
Can't do it, not possible lad

>>83071817
I really hope you do, if you play I will listen!
I love to hear new music, imrov or otherwise. I have zero musical talents and I envy you. I hope you have a nice evening, take it easy on the demon booze, mate.

>>83071872
It's full of Africans now. Not a safe place for anyone.

Reeeeeeally want to do some drugs tonight but I don't have any drugs. This is somewhat of a conundrum. Think it might need to be an over the counter codeine and dxm cough syrup kind of night and hope that my ketamines get delivered tomorrow.

>>83071986
Or you could try not being a junkie

>>83071995
I've tried it, turns out it wasn't for me. Different strokes for different folks. I'm sure you have some unhealthy vices, I know being a seethie weethie is fundamentally bad for the soul.

Ponce de Gibraltar

Ponce's secret, of course, was that he was gay. Catastrophically gay. His phone wallpaper was a topless matador he'd seen once in La Linea. He fantasized about running away to Madrid and living as "Ponce de Gibraltar, the mysterious exiled nobleman with trembling wrists and impeccable taste in footwear."

But his father had other plans. "We're starting a right-wing podcast," His dad announced one day. "Called Rock Hard Britain. You'll co-host. You'll learn what it means to be a man."

>>83071727

Nah easy. Moni's got a hairy stanky disgusting curry pit. Princess Ash has a delightfully smooth demerara garden of rainbow scented dusky pleasure.

tim's in nappies now? what a life

>>83072044
Beautiful way with words lad. Have often fantasized about ash's nether regions, bet they're bloody lovely.

Had me waircut now garn in that shower.

>>83072005
Junkie mong

>>83072044
>>83072071
wtf is wrong with people? This is why our country is dying.

>>83072071

You reckon her fanny is an innie or an outie? How brown do you reckon the lips are and how smooth do you reckon the gradient is when they turn pink inside? Think she's got a juicy plump clit or a little sensitive one?

God I'd fuck her senseless

>>83072064
Yeah and there's no medical reason either

Wots for winner

>>83072149
Gammon egg and chips at b towers.

>>83072149

Pack of bourbon biscuits, coffee and vape

New phone coming on strong. Doing the trick SSM has spoken about where he buys on amazon finance which requires no checks, only makes the the first payment and then cancels the other payments. Free money glitch waheyyyyy but keeping this bad boy.

>>83072149
The Bougie Meal from the Beige Buffet, my Apu's crazy about that place.

>>83072149
can of tango orange and nothing

>>83072214
Yes and get a 350 pound bill from a debt collector in a few months and your credit rating permanently affected. Great idea.

Got drunk a while back and ordered one of them automatic wankers, it arrived a few days ago and it's completely changed wanking for me. Just attach it to the table, turn it on and sync it to a video of a girl saying nice things.

>>83072229
Who gives a fuck about any of that?

>>83072229
SSM said amazon never chase him up and he just makes a new account.

Amazon is fucking huge lad, if they were chasing every non payment they spend far too much money on it than its worth. As long as I'm not doing it daily, it doesn't matter. Every couple months is fine by me. Plus I'll make legit purchases too inbetween. Copying SSM strat since he's been doing it for years and has never once shown any debt letter.

>>83072214
Wahey, its free gadgets. Get yourself some new idums, you're barely a man before you've reached the five idum threshold

>>83072229

It's dead easy to tell debt collectors to fuck off, they only pick on you if you're easy prey. Put up a credible resistance (requires knowledge of consumer credit law) and they quickly put you on the "not worth the hassle" list.

Credit score impacts only stay on record 5 years. But if you are gonna have a big default on there you might as well make it a BIG default like a loan for a car or a nice holiday or summat.

>>83072229
>credit rating permanently affected
Only matters if you're buying a house or taking out a big loan which lad probably will never do anyway.

>>83072246

It's highly likely he's just ignoring the letters because he's a spacker and it will catch up with him sooner or later. Wouldn't trust it myself.

In principle you can score free shit by abusing credit but it's never this simple.

>>83071475
I like this, cheers mate. Having a brief moment off dossing, for some munching, then guess what> You got it, back to dossing.I doss all the time, but I only class gay ming as dossing, the rest is just wasting time, but dossing that's serious stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyb9arQHU8A

>>83071767
corr proper bigLAD now

>>83071767
Who takes the photos?

>>83072267
If the debt is really big then they don't put you on the "not worth the hassle" list though.

>>83072275
The fact that amazon are letting him keep making new accounts and keep buying items being sent to the same address and same name, they don't care. As long as you're not a retard about it and do it conservatively every now and again you're okay.

>>83072285
His pimp.

>>83072099
Mostly innie with some cute little lips, brown on the outside and pink on the inside. You can tell by her cute face she's got a nice fanny

Any top uni lads here? Just started a few months ago and it's fucking mint.

>>83072304
Had sex with a women called Ruth.

Bet it was shandy. Shandy bass best shandy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvG591ZrBkw

>>83072103
saves getting up and it gives the african carers something to do
HHL could reach this level some day

>>83072310
I had sex with a woman named Clara the other night, spanish bird

Lads, I've drafted up what I plan to send as a message to the escort I saw, as one last try. Planning to send it tomorrow morning unless she replies by 9 AM.

>Good morning (her name), it's (my name) - we met a few weeks ago, hope you're doing well.

>Please could you let me know if you're available for a meeting on 12th November in the evening? I hope we can meet again as you were very kind last time.

>I wasn't sure if my messages sent correctly on AdultWork. I'm sorry for sending a few in a row.

>I really appreciate your time, and I hope to hear back from you. If you don't wish to meet, please can you let me know?

>Thank you,
>My name

If this doesn't work, then I'll have to give up, and I don't know what else I could have done. The waiting is just killing me.

If anyone has suggestions I'm open.

Eaten nothing but tuna mayonnaise sandwiches for three days (they were 50p at Tesco) and my shits and farts are absolutely ghastly. The catberg leaves the room at the smell. Proper fishy shitty reek.

>>83072285
shopper bear

>>83072319
>If anyone has suggestions I'm open.
I told you, they want to see a clean bumhole. Trust me bro, I got a D in GCSE sex ed, I knows muh shit.

Why do I find it so hard to pity the younger generations? I know they have the same struggles millennials went through and we have a common enemy in the boomers who are responsible for all of it, but somehow, I just cannot bring myself to feel sorry for them at all. They're a bunch of faggots.

>>83071767
Kinell... Are Timmy has become a unit. Somebody get this man an Appleteiser.

>>83072319
She doesn't want to see you again you retard. Message a different one.

>>83072346
But she said she did in her last message to me on Sunday 2nd.

>>83072337
>I know they have the same struggles millennials went through

It's worse. That's how I sympathise with them. I face the reality that it's actually even worse for them. Imagine graduating uni in a world where there's 1.2m graduates and 17,000 graduate jobs. Put it this way mate. In 2008, if you spent all of your dole on pints, you'd get 92 pints a month. These days? 61 pints a month. That's fucked.

Permanent spine damage

>car dealer: wat u want
>the brightest most obnoxious lights possible
>car dealer: i got u senpai

20 Stone Timmy
The carers are overfeeding him.
Sainsbury's are finally have their vengeance.
I'm in tears.

>>83072357
Mate by no longer replying she is letting you down gently. Move on and shag a different whore.

>>83072362

Well yeah, but you see, this is my point. I know that, but instead of feeling any sympathy that they have it even worse, I think "good, fuck 'em".

>>83072382
Ok, but why did she send me that on the 2nd then? Why did she leave me feedback saying she'd see me again?
I literally asked her in person when I left her place if I could come back and she said yes.

I have to try one last time.
I'd rather she just tell me she doesn't want to see me, I cannot stand not knowing.

>>83072319
The second hand cringe and desperation coming off this. Holy hell....

>If anyone has suggestions I'm open.
I can't bear to read any more of this. She's not your girlfriend. Please forget about her, stop doing this, and stop posting about it.

>>83072374
something very sad about this care home arc

>>83072385
Haha that is quite funny lad. But it's an impulse that really only serves the people making life worse for everyone. They know that as long as you have someone to look down on, you won't start fucking with their privileges.

Alphonso the slovakian pimp is gripping his glock reading Anons posts to his escort

>>83072401
Are you autistic? People don't like confrontation, she was being polite.

>I'd rather she just tell me she doesn't want to see me, I cannot stand not knowing.

BY NOT REPLYING SHE IS ALREADY DOING THAT

>>83072405
QRD on this nappy wearer?

>>83072416
Many men, many many men wish death upon him, lord he dont cry no more, dont look at the sky no more have mercy on him somwhere his heart turned cold, many men, many many men wish death upon him

escort gimmick getting quite stale

>>83072416
It's a lad who posts here. He's obsessed with some escort. He's ITT right now with his nappy on posting about his escort woes.

>>83072401
>I literally asked her in person when I left her place if I could come back and she said yes.
She would say that to everyone to avoid confrontation, even if it was her intention to never see that person again.

I know you are probably heavily autistic, but imagine if a 6'4 black man strangled her and put her in pain, and then afterwards asks if he can see her again before leaving. Is she gonna say "no"? And will she actually see him again?

>>83072416
Lord I dont cry no more, dont look to the sky no more. Are you from sainsburys??

>>83072414
I messaged her on Sunday 2nd asking about the 7th, she said she was away from 7th-10th but would like to see me after that.

I'm sorry, I have to try at least once more.

I will message her tomorrow. If she doesn't reply, or if she says no, then fine. You might be right but I have to know for my own sake.

I gave her no reason to not see me again. That's all I'll say.

>>83072441
Helper in about 30 years this. He's already got the care home sorted.

>>83072433
Imagine it was a 6'4 red indian

BETTER WATCH HOW YOU TALK ABOUT ME
CAUSE ILL TAKE YOUR LIFE AWAY

>>83072449
She's rejecting you by not responding. That's how it works.

>>83072449
I am certain she probably sensed that you were becoming unhealthily attached

HAVE MERCY ON ME
SOMEWHERE MY HEART TURNT COLD

HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL

>>83072407

I think it's maybe because nobody listened to my generation about our problems, and we had to un-ironically pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and fight each other for the scraps of the job/housing market, that it would disgust me to see these faggots with their awful memes and their racial and adultery based fetish obsessions get anything handed to them.

I don't think it's having somebody to look down on that stops us taking away the privileges of the elite, I think it is the precise opposite. We are impotent and powerless to harm the elite, so we make do with looking down on others. I believe this is at the basis of most reactionary right wing boomer-ish thought. The only difference is that, as a generation, the boomers have actually had it extremely good, there's no rational reason for them to feel hard done by.

I GOT HIT LIKE HE GOT HIT
BUT HE AINT FUCKING BREATHING

>>83072458
I have dropped that now

>>83072472
dead eyes

>>83072456
Why would an escort reject someone? I wasn't rude or unclean.

>>83072472
This guy is dead behind the eyes. What happened to him

>>83072414

But this is one of the reason shame exists as a social concept. It's supposed to be bad manners to just blank and ghost someone. Nobody likes the confrontation but it's supposed to be one of the things you just grit your teeth and deal with.

This is why britain (and the world) has gone to the dogs, we need to bring back manners and social dececny

>>83072488
They don't have to have sex if they don't want to. You reek of desperation and attachment.

>>83072488

Because she could tell you're the kind of lad who's going to develop an unhealthy obsession and start stalking her, I would imagine.

>>83072489
Sainburys sent hitmen after him

>>83072495
I actually wasn't that desperate with her, honestly.

>>83072472
skin cancer caused by bio oil

>>83072490
>why aren't the prostitutes socially decent with good manners

>>83072501
NTA, something happened, he went form posting his outings, to getting his cock out. It was that oil, it fried his mind somehow.

>>83072489
Forcibly medicated by the NHS tyrants into a husk of his former glory.

>>83072490
I agree lad. Ghosting is fucking cruel.

>>83072516
it's a healthy amount of oil for a normal sized person I'd say?

Was it timmy that had the issues with the builders?

>>83072488
They avoid stalkers who fall in love with them. It's risky.

>>83072516
His downfall is etched in my mind like a fable, if I ever get too out of control the NHS are gunna take me away. I live with that thought a lot.

>>83072489

NHS turned him into a zombie with their drugs. His brain is permanently cooked now.

Added Westham football club to my boycott list for being woke

Aright?whsts the plan today? X

>>83072499
>>83072525
I'm not a fucking stalker ffs.

>>83072533
Aren't you worried this could happen to you one day? You already live in a care home.

>>83072519
I'd like to know what they've put him on

>>83072543
He'll be in nappies soon. Some Congolese nurse will be wiping him clean.

Am alwaysso fudging tired man. I dnt know pourquoi.

Corrr! Purchased that Werner Herzog blu-ray box set. The new BFI 4K restorations are AI shite apparently so good time to grab it while it's on sale.

>>83072540

Well yeah, of course you're not you're just a faggot LARPing a fictional scenario on 4chan because that's how sad you are.

But staying in character: Yes, you are the textbook definition of the creepy attachment issues weirdo prozzies all learn to avoid.

>>83072547
Clozapine caused me to gain over fifty pounds in one year.... But made me sane.

>>83072547
Someone needs to save him from this torture

>>83072547

Christ Eric Clapton's let himself go these days eh

>>83072556
It's not a gimmick lad. Please, just believe me.

If she doesn't respond then I'll just move on. What should I do next?

>>83072547
life is good, there always someone worse off than us

>>83072449
ugh

I'm really sorry

that sucks in a very specific way

prostitute rejection is not like getting rejected from like a restaurant waitlist

it hits your identity and your ego and your sense of belonging and your feeling of like
"am I allowed to be part of the thing or not"

you're not crazy for feeling it deeply

the combination of

* you were excited
* you were horny
* you were prepared to actually pay her to let you fuck her

is VERY destabilising

I'm glad you posted this

>>83072571
Freeing him would require a lot of logistics now

>>83072543
Technically it's an assisted living facility

>>83072582
>I'll just move on

That's a good idea.

>What should I do next?

Book an appointment with your GP and ask for cognitive behavioural therapy.

More often than not someone like Tim would end up on the streets. He should consider himself lucky he's in a comfy care home for the rest of his days.

>>83072599
IT'S A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY
gabagooooooooy

>>83072605
Trust fund won't last forever

>>83072593
I decided to just send her the message now in the end. I couldn't stand waiting until the morning.

This has been a terrible two weeks for me. I've learned not to get attached to escorts.

>>83072600
I've got a call with a counsellor booked for Monday 17th.

I'm praying she responds but I know it won't happen.

>>83072605
His family loves him and stepped in, it's not free - especially the level of care Tim is getting

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hL5uShFrQcA?feature=share

It not right.

>>83072610
Cool now can you just shut the fuck up about this. Never post about it ever again. Also kill yourself stalker retard

>>83072610
How long until you fall in love with your counsellor and she has to stop your sessions?

>>83072610
>I've learned not to get attached to escorts.
The fact that you needed to learn that is a bit scary mate.

>>83072624

That caught me off guard, n1 lad lol

I have this problem where if I talk to women they think I'm flirting with them. Dunno, it's always their problem though I dont even think I'm flirting, just talking.

>>83072624
The counsellor should be male. I asked for one.

>>83072627
Yes, I know.

I'm honestly angry at myself. I don't think I'll ever have sex.

The only question now is do I confess to my parents?

>>83072654
Confess what lol? That you are a virgin? Why is that any of their business.

>mum, dad, I haven't had sex
>I tried to see a prostitute but couldn't get hard
>then the prostitute rejected me
It's OK son... we still love you.

>OOOOOOOOOOOH TOMMY TOMMY.
>TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY ROBINSON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avr5xbp9FNs

>>83072662
Because I feel awful about the whole thing.

I feel humiliation over the fact I had to resort to an escort.
I feel humiliation over the fact that she may not want to see me again despite telling me to my face she would.

I will see if she responds today or tomorrow. Admittedly it's unlikely. But I think I may just tell my parents on Friday.

I'm sorry for all my posts about this. I just want to have a normal relationship and sex.

>>83072689
Tommy Robinson is a nonce

Oxtail soup is my favourite

Second fave is minestrone

>>83072704
Just wait for the escort to message you back and if she doesn't just send her one more message tomorrow. Simple innit.

AW is having some issues lad. You need to resend the message once an hour on the hour until she responds

>>83072727
Nah I won't do that.

I posted my draft message above. I don't want to pressure her or be weird.

In 48 hours I'll know. In 48 hours she'll either have not responded or

>>83072747
Nothing weird mate AW might be having issues sending messages happens all the time.

>>83072704
You think you'll feel less humiliated if you tell your mummy?

>>83072759
Don't try and make me look even worse.

I just want a response from her. If it's no, then fine, I can move on. Her lack of response is annoying.

The "I'm going to tell my parents about this (for unspecified reasons)" twist in the escort story is bloody brilliant lad.

>>83072770
She hasn't got your message lad. Send it again

Tim will have paid a years rent in advance on the flat again, he's been in hospital all year.

>>83072770
Mate I'm trying to help you, I was in a similar situation, turns out AW was acting up. Just gotta keep sending messages, sometimes the server gets lagged up.

>>83072769
Well it feels like it's gnawing away at me.
>>83072777
Why can't you just believe I'm genuine?

>>83072793
Tell your parents mate, they deserve to know.

>>83072786
>>83072778
Funny but I sent the last message via WhatsApp. I'm definitely not blocked as my message has the two ticks.

Like I said, this will be the last message I send. I'm praying to god a miracle happens and she responds but I'm basically resigned at this point.

My life is a joke. Even escorts ghost me.

Can imagine her pimp is watching you closely.

>>83072824
Escorts don't have pimps.

>>83072836
Yeah mate. Sex trafficking isn't real either

>>83072856
It's not the 70s lad

>>83072813
WhatsApp glitches all the time lad. You've got to keep sending the message until you get 2 blue ticks

>>83072862
You're so fucking dense you must be trolling

>>83072836
They certainly do
t. Top G

>>83072870
>>83072874
Explain. I thought that stuff was heavily cracked down on.

One of my girls is refusing to work. Says she's scared of some incel. I've beaten her but she still refuses to work

How do I tell my parents about this?

>>83072884
Yeah just like they've cracked down on all the money laundering turkish barbers

Thinking of moving to the UK to be with my gf, have visited twice

>>83072793
>Why can't you just believe I'm genuine?

Because why the fuck would you tell your mum and dad? Lol. Brilliant twist though, very funny just when it was getting stale

Thinking of moving to the UK to visit an escort

Well that's the thread shat up for the night isn't it, shame cause it's nice in here when you lot aren't being unsalvagable spackers

gonna have to go have a wank over ash sarkar and go to bed aint I

>>83072884
If you're being serious, 99.9% of the foreign sex workers are sex trafficked, by various mafias. Thai Girls by chinese usually, european by Albanian/Romanian.

They bring the girls in, they do their work and make money, usually they've confiscated their passports or theyre here illegally, either way they don't do anything without their boss knowing.
Often Viktor is just in the other room next door.

>>83072943
It's nice here without you. Fuck off spacker

>>83072943
dont like the poncy music lollers listens to or metal tho it was nice to see the lads having civil conversations. back to the same old stale larps and gimmicks now and weak bait

>>83072936
Because I'm a friendless loser.
My confession options are you lot, my parents, or a therapist. Only one is related to me.

>>83072956
The one I saw was Eastern European but spoke fluent English and moved here when she was younger (so she said). She used to be with an agency and went independent.

Anyway, I kind of feel a bit relaxed now. I've sent my message. It's in the hands of god now. If she responds then cool, but I've sort of admitted defeat and have accepted what you lads here said about her ignoring me.

I just wish I could understand women. Why leave me feedback and a message saying she'd see me again if she just ghosts me?

I'm really not cut out for the modern world, am I?

I'm just gonna go read for a bit and cry.

I cant believe people can be this sheltered.
The polish shop down the way, that no one goes in?
>Operated by Polish Mafia
The nineteen turkish barbers?
>Money laundering operations
The thirty paki shops the roadmen hang outside of?
>Selling weed provided by Albanians
The dirty chinese takeaway?
>sex trafficking, with girls offering services above the shop
>b-but they've cracked down on this
No, no they haven't - for as long as crime continues to exist, this will continue to go on.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3677xzk56no

What's the deal with britfeel threads continuing to be a thing? I understand there not being an amerifeel thread since we dominate the entire internet for some reason but why are there no germoidfeel, italofeel or frenchiefeel threads? Those would be significantly more interesting threads to lurk. Like nigga why would I care what british chuds or incels do, american, canadian and australians autists are about a thousand leagues more interesting. How does it feel to be the gayest English speaking culture even though English speaking culture originated from you? The sad thing is in order to be a British nationalist you have to embrace being homosexual... I understand I'm being very aggressive and inflammatory here but you have to understand I'm just trying to get to the bottom of what the fuck is wrong with you. Don't get me wrong America is fucked, I understand to a large extent we are the laughing stock of the world but the things is... at least it's better than being br*tish or god forbid canadian or australian.

>>83073048

Block her and move on, like an ex you are gutted over.

>>83073076
I'll give it a few days. Who knows, maybe a miracle happens and she likes my message. I don't see the need to self sabotage.

But yeah, if I hear nothing by Friday, I'll just go get a Thai massage or something lol

>>83073048
I'll tell you what I think actually happened. You left her place. Her pimp then asked her what happened, because their were no fucky fucky noises, she told him you had a little cry and said you couldn't fuck. He asked her if she thought you're gunna be a problem, she probably said yes and told her to not see you and send any messages you send his way.

>>83073072

Middle class ponces innit, they never have to interact with the underbelly of society so they think everything is as hunky dory as it looks on the surface.

>>83073072
Yeah that fact that the BBC is 'breaking' this article is a joke. Everyone has known this for years now, it's just that until now the powers that be have decided to turn a blind eye to it all. I reckon they're paying lip service to it now because the establishment knows that Reform is outflanking them so they're trying to bleed supporters by throwing them little pieces of red meat. Thankfully the average Reform voter is essentially a British Qanon guy at this point so it's not going to work. Quite pathetic really by the ruling class.

>>83073105
I didn't cry. We chatted for well over the hour I paid for.

I may be completely wrong but if she has a pimp I'll be amazed. She went to uni and seemed bright.

>>83073131
We had a big raid down my place this year. About 40 corner shops raided. Sad joke is they were back to selling weed from the same corner shops two weeks later.

>>83073156
That's the thing, there are plenty of laws on the books right now which, if enforced, would make the country quite safe and low-crime. The whole point is that they aren't enforced to any meaningful degree.

right wingers having a complete melty because the BBC isn't 100% biased in their favour, only like 75%, shambles

>>83073181
I'm not a righ-winger lol, I'm a national socialist.

Dunno why people want emotional approval from "the media" that they claim to not even like. But they still feel the need to watch every day.

>>83073187

was I talking about you?

>>83073167
It would be an ICE sized situation though that you see in America. You would also need a place to put them so, as long as they worked with Trump maybe he can send them to the same prison he sent all those MS13 too. However you're not dealing with one gang you're dealing with about six or seven well organized and funded gangs. Then you got hundreds of mini splinter groups that operate between.

I dont think our county police forces could even put the resources together to pull it off.

>>83073181
To be fair all this bullshit is all on them. They got caught red handed editing a trump speech to make him look like a cunt.

More bennies for larger families kek. And people thought labour would cut benefits down the the bone a year ago.

>>83073250

Still the usual hypocrisy, they turn a blind eye to the frothing mouth lunacy Laura Jewberg is constantly coming out with but oh no daddy Trump looked bad we must shut down the BBC

Almost makes me want to start paying my TV license it does

As a NEET I've been sleeping twice in a day, I was curious about this and turns out thats how we used to sleep before the industrial revolution.

>For millennia, people lived by the sun's cycle. They would go to bed after sunset for a "first sleep," wake up around midnight for a period of quiet activity, and then sleep again for a "second sleep" until morning.

This is my exact schedule that I fall into as a NEET. Really interesting stuff.

>>83073307
Further reading for the inquiring NEET mind:

>Artificial light changed bedtime routines: The introduction of oil, gas, and later electric lighting extended the day, allowing people to stay awake longer after sunset. This made it more appealing to compress sleep into a single block.

>The Industrial Revolution created new schedules: The need for clock-based work schedules in factories favored a single, predictable block of rest. This new system cemented the idea of one continuous "eight-hour sleep" as the norm.

>Modern studies show the natural pattern: When modern humans are placed in pre-industrial conditions without artificial light or clocks, they often revert to the two-sleep pattern naturally. A 2017 study of a community without electricity in Madagascar found they also followed this pattern

I've got the wooze in. Got another litre of wodka.
Got 2 steak pies for my tea.
Let's go.

Proper Helpercore chooooon x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKJjNN3iSxI

Curae tuae in somno cessent.

1 in 5 people out of work.
What can be done to fix this? We need the people in this thread to get jobs if our society is to survive.

I feel emotionally and physically drained lads. Going to bed early tonight I reckon.

>>83073397
Slash bennies drastically. Don't want to be homeless? Get a job.

Mad how I've gone through school
Through uni
Through having some form of a career in my 20s
Without having a mate or a gf

>>83073397
I like how the picture is an attractive woman having a cuppa in the kitchen, when the reality of NEETs is someone that looks like picrel

>>83073397
I would love to get back into work but I'm currently watching an Anime called Reborn as a Vending Machine I now wonder the Dungeon.

It's a riveting tale about a man reborn as Vending Machine who now wonders the Dungeon serving drinks and refreshments for points so he can stay alive. Really high IQ stuff that takes up a lot of my time.

>>83073464
That guy is genuinely disabled though unlike SSM or HHL. These are the kind of people that need to become productive again.

>Allah Akbar
We need a war cry lads what should we have god save the king?

>>83073397
I'm used to being a NEET now. Could the wagies get a 2nd job? They're used to working, so should be easy enough.

>>83073345
I luv a steak pie when its cold outside n_n enjoy x

Only slept like 4 hours, got work again in a few hours

>>83073516
Does it matter if it's midnight and you're eating if you've only been awake for 2 hours

>>83073511
That sounds like the best solution imo everyones happy.

>>83073511
>>83073566
No I don't agree to this solution

>>83073570
2 votes to 1, sorry, motion passed.

Sum nice nightcore that arbroathy posted
Kazaa style n_n

>>83073577

Alri crossy x

We all choonposting in life x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFe1Dljfelg

>>83073575
Unemployed people shouldn't be allowed to vote.
We should go back to when only employed homeowners of good character could vote.

In the mood for a good ol' piss up nows x

Corr got some cans in as well.

>>83073608
Thanx I like that 1

>>83073397
For lads - pussy and relationships. Also stop giving females easy jobs and mickey mouse degrees. You shouldn't need a degree just to prove you have good work ethic for some basic, comfy office job. No pussy, no work.

For females - mostly just lazy cunts turning their noses up at real work (like cleaning a sewer, bricklaying, plumbing, warehouse, factory etc). Being a full time mum is not a career choice just because you had a one night stand. Most females only go to university for the experience. If we stopped letting females that got Es into university, the money saved can be used towards the bennies system (let's face it...most females aren't ever going to pay off their loans in a low paid job so the taxpayer will eventually).

>>83073630
Don't panic, we've thought of this, so we are pleased to announce, from now on it's only workers that get to vote, and it's 1 vote per job. The more jobs you have, the more votes you get. Just think, when the next vote about working comes up in 30 years, you could have the chance to double down on the option of your choice.

>>83073630
I believe the motion was passed so you'll have to come back next year when the vote is open again

>>83073532
That doesn't sound like fun, how long will you be working for?

>>83073427
can't be doing that lad, need my bennies

I will never work because I don't get to enjoy life or get to have sex. Working is basically slavery as a single male if you have to live alone (more costs). It's absolutely fair I get mental health disability. I cost the state a lot less than some obese single mum who could have used birth control. It's time for men to take it easy now that feminists believes sex and relationships aren't important for men being able to work. Clearly it fucking is because men are not working. Maybe give them nice easy roles like women.

Just get on that voluntary work grind like me. It gives you some structure to your week without having to give up your NEETbux. Best of both worlds x

I didn't get to have sex, fun, adult daycare (university), travel etc when I were 18-25. Why would I want to throw myself into the world of work now? That's depressing.

>>83073726
I never understood this lad
on bennies myself (LCWRA +pippy) won't they be on my back to go back to paid employment if they know im volunteering?

On night shift we say good morning even though it's night time
>>83073678
10am

>>83073726
Why would I volunteer when these charity shops have rich CEOs? They can't even afford to give me five quid a day at least? Fuck working for free. That's for cucks and women who believe it really helps (it doesn't).

>>83073630
I'm neet and never voted in all my 35 years. No point. Life stays shit for men like me.

>>83073757

I don't volunteer at charity shops. I work outdoors.

I'm not registered to vote, I keep getting the letters through the door telling me I'll be fined (princely sum 80 quid) if I don't but it's been at least 8 years.

>>83073737
if your on lcwra as you claim why are they asking for work

Reckon some dickhead is claiming my bennies. The HMRC know I'm not paying any tax for years. I could be cash in hand all the time with a Swiss bank/crypto.

Am I the only person here with a job? I feel like nobody is on my side

>>83073808
I have a desk job and want to kill myself as well.

She and many other females call this "literature". They'd call the classics, stuff like Tolstoy "boring" and out of touch if you dumped a whole load of best reads on them. Imagine being a grown adult and needing trigger warnings too.

>>83073825
And yet you'd give anything to sniff her fanny

Bf dumped her as she probably barely works and I expect she was putting too much pressure on him moving out. Why do women think it's appropriate to move out so young? Men want to be stable in the future, not throw all their hard earned wages on paying ridiculous rent. Maybe if women actually got careers after university...that could help. So many of these asmrtists are in low paid jobs so of course they hope to make it big by being YouTubers. The country is full of bints like this that don't ever want to do real work and expect their boyfriends to just be the breadwinners.

>>83073839
I think any lad would. It's only natural.