>the main protagonists that take up most of the screen time are a spic family that barely appears in any of the film's marketing

Leaving the theater now, why do I feel like ive seen this movie at least a dozen times by now?

>every black/brown/woman survives
>every straight white male dies

>executive producer: Spielberg

The helicopter arrives but doesn’t see anyone at the helipad and goes to leave, but Nu-Grant uses a flare gun to signal them. The chopper returns and promptly gets eaten out of the sky by the D-Rex we glimpsed in the opening. Ali remembers that when they were looking around the complex, he saw video on a monitor showing a boat at the docks, so he tells everyone they can take the boat to escape the island, but Company Man is already on his way there to take the boat first.

ScarJo kills one of the mutadons and the group escapes the other by going into the sewers, which lead into the docks. The D-Rex ambushes them when they exit, but Company Man drives by and distracts the D-Rex, who eats him then chases the others. Ali grabs some flares and runs into the jungle to lure the D-Rex away so the others can reach the boat. They get on the water just as the D-Rex goes for them again. Ali has somehow managed to escape the D-Rex in the jungle and lights another flare so they can pick him up.

Movie ends with ScarJo, Ali, Nu-Grant and the family boating away. Nu-Grant managed to grab the samples before Company Man was eaten and proposes selling it, but ScarJo has achieved character development and says they will release it to the public for free as they sail off into the sunset.

Surprise! Blade isn’t dead and he uses a flare to signal the crew on the boat to turn around and pick him up. They do and the film ends with ScarJo, Blade, Paleontologist, and the family all boating away as some dolphins swim by.

AMA

3.5/5 from me.