>>715725903
>What were they thinking with this design
>"Video games are mostly played by straight men. Maybe we should try to appeal to them."
Crazy, right?

>>714313807
I knew Kris wasn't The Knight
I knew Ralsei wasn't secretly le evil
I knew Mike wasn't the TV head or the secret boss
I know now that Dess is the Knight and Carol is the mastermind
I know all of these things because I know how to fucking read and follow the story of a game for babies, something which is beyond many of you

>>713830936
>>713834117
>Cooked fish
"in Chapter 3 Weird Route Kris will make Toriel KILL Undyne with FIREGRAVE" fanfiction
>Rook
"Mike 'Rook' Tenna" fanfiction for retards
>Burning rose
"Asgore's trash flowers secret boss" fanfiction
>Purple heart
"dude reverse Undertale soul modes lmao" fanfiction
>bullet
Just throwing shit at the wall
>Chariel
>"Game Show Host"
>Toriel will be there
>Kris and Susie will have to steal the TV to put Tenna in the closet (this doesn't even happen until Chapter 4)
This is all just basic shit anyone could put together after Chapter 2

>"dude Angels lmao"
Wow no shit the church had religious imagery
>Bishop
le chess theory fanfiction for retards
>"DUDE IT'A AMOGUS REFERENCE DUDE THEY CALLED IT REAL LEAK DUDE"
The joke is "Ralsei is sus," this is "evil Ralsei theory" fanfiction for retards
>green SOUL
"dude reverse Undertale soul modes lmao" fanfiction
too bad you didn't make the easy OBERON SMOG call you dumb bitch

>fireworks = Festival
>flower shop Dark World
Both easy calls to make after Chapter 2
Notice how everything after this for Chapter 6 and 7 degenerates into random schizo nonsense because we didn't get any obvious telegraphs that far ahead
>Knight
"dude chess theory" fanfiction for retards
oopsie whoopsie the Knight showed up two chapters ago, guess that was just a load of shit the whole time huh, too bad that was your only coherent thread leading into Chapter 6 and 7

>>528453658
That's right.
I was right about Kris Knight
I was right about Mike
I am right about Dess
Can't block me here, faggot.

>>527834498

>>712867686
>tfw Mike Denier from day 1
None of you know The Dog like I do