Where can I buy clean OFAC-compliant satoshis?

Why are countries, hedge funds, pension funds, billionaires FOMOing in at this exact moment?

Why did /pol/ ditch silver in favor of BTC?

Bitcoin has no top because fiat has no bottom. Why didn't you listen? Bitcoin is clearly superior to gold, in many ways too and will soon be the premium store of value

How will the U.S. increasing its debt limit affect Bitcoin and the future of finance?

THE U.S. GOVERNMENT IS PLANNING TO BUY 1 MILLION BITCOINS WITH ITS GOLD RESERVES

>2010
>bitcoin first trades for 0.003$.
>now worth more than 100,000$
>frauds like Peter Zeihan say ‘it’s going to ZERO!!!!’
>cryptocels keep being proven right
>shit is forever brrrrrr
>mfw I never bought any because I’m scared it’s a pyramid scheme

Is bitcoin actually the shit? Should we all buy some? Or is it a pyramid scheme that will soon burst?

>2010
>bitcoin first trades for 0.003$.
>now worth more than 100,000$
>frauds like Peter Zeihan say ‘it’s going to ZERO!!!!’
>cryptocels keep being proven right
>shit is forever brrrrrr
>mfw I never bought any because I’m scared it’s a pyramid scheme

Is bitcoin actually the shit? Should we all buy some? Or is it a pyramid scheme that will soon burst?

What is the best service to use to get started with crypto?
I used to have a modest stack back in like 2018 using coinbase but I'd like to maintain anonymity as much as possible.

Does pic related make gold obsolete?