Struggling with the game? Always feel like you're the weak link in your group? Keep dying and looking up at your Guardian bro teammate, thinking to yourself "Man... how does he do it...? How is he so good... I... wish I could be him..."

Well, I'll be honest. You won't ever be me, but here's the thing. I won't ever be you, either, and there's a whole hell of a lot of good, no, great things that you've got to offer to your friends and your family and to the expedition and to the world as a whole. Things I can't offer. Things no one can offer except you.

So next time you find yourself crawling on the ground with 3 bars and think you're dragging your team down, I want you find the dark corner of your mind that made you think that terrible thought and kick the crap out of it. You're not bringing us down. We're all lucky to have you here, and if you don't believe in that yourself, believe in the me that believes it, and believe in the me that believes in you.

You're gonna make it, bro. You may not have wings like me, but that doesn't mean you won't soar.

*fist bumps you*

>>530980136
This.
All the coping and seething in this thread won't change the fact a good birb can carry a team on his back, but chances are they will never admit when they got carried by a Guardian.

>>530641321
Rent free

>>530568361
I just want to gas my boys up is that so wrong in this cold, indifferent world ... ??? !!!