>>509820462
>I can build my own home.
So why would you need the state to provide you with one?
>I can produce my own food.
Post pics of the contents of your refrigerator with timestamp.
>I can live completely without you.
Good, because I wasn't offering to gibs you anything.
>property taxes to give to Israel.
How much property tax did you pay last year? What percentage of that do you believe went to Israel?
>school taxes to pay for rich folks
How much did you pay in school taxes last year?
>If your going to come out here and steal from me
I can assure you I don't intend to steal anything from you. I'm getting by just fine without having to steal from others.
>I want that guy to have a house.
So go build him one, or get a fucking job and buy one for him.
>I paid for it.
With the job you don't have?
>Parasite
Says the redditor with no job screeching for gibs on 4chan.

>>509573592

Wow this is my most upvoted post ever, thanks kind strangers!

Edit 2: Thanks for all the witty replies to my comment as well :)

Edit 3: 274 karma, almost at 275!

Edit 4: 275!!

Edit 5: Down to 273 :/

Edit 6: u/jack333666 has mentioned the edits and I just want to say, I don't see anything wrong with thanking the people that made you successful.

Edit 7: 269 now. I don't understand why I'm getting hate.

Edit 8: Stop bullying me. I'm not going to say it anymore.

Edit 9: u/yetibutton You know what? Post it to 4chud or whatever the hell that lsite is. I promise you will get laughed at and kicked out of there. Just because you're jealous that I'm the king of Reddit doesn't give you the right to attack me!!

>>509566988
>instead of focusing on the topic
OK, let's focus on the topic of this thread. What do you do for work? How long before you are replaced by a chatbot? How much free shit do you believe you're entitled to once this happens and at who's expense?

We did it, Reddit!

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>>508856932
Take your meds bogan literally nothing happened there

We did it, Reddit!

Edit: Thank you guys so so so much for 1 upvote! It means the world to me. Omg I’m literally freaking out right now. I just got home from school and this absolutely blew up! I didn’t know you guys agreed with me so much. Thank you omg wow. I'll post the rest of the speech later

Edit 2: Huge thanks to u/ThomasThaWankEngine for an upvote. People like this literally change my life. Love you so much, no homo. You’re my hero. I’m freaking out OMGGGGGGG, someone else upvoted my post. You’re an amazing person. Never forget that. Thanks so much! I’m literally freaking out how do I control this?!?! Thank you. So. Much.

Edit 3: OMG!! FIVE UPVOTES?! Seriously guys, I can’t thank you enough. This has literally been the best day of my entire life. I’ll never forget this day. If we can get TEN upvotes, I will literally cry out loud. That would be so amazing. But I’m only dreaming. Actually, one of my dreams already came true. FIVE UPVOTES! God is real and he has granted me five whole upvotes. Thank you, amazing people, for helping me achieve my life long dream. I literally can’t thank you enough.

Edit 4: GUYS? WE HAVE A SEVENTH UPVOTER!!!! u/Nihon_Hanguk is the amazing person this time! They have changed my WHOLE life by pressing the upvote button and I’m sooooooo thankful for nice people like this. Keep doing what you’re doing! Maybe you can change other people’s lives too! I’m like, sooooooo happy right now guys! I CANT CONTROL MY HAPPINESS! Thank you so so so so so so so so so much. You’re amazing.

Edit 5: 15 UPVOTES?! FIFTEEN UPVOTES?! IM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW!!!! FIFTEEN UPVOTES! FIFTEEN UPVOTES?! Thank you guys so so so much. I love you all. I’m crying irl right now guys. Tears of joy, of course! joysoblaughing Special thanks to u/OverdosingOnMemes for being the THIRTEENTH UPVOTER! It means a lot to me. You’re just an absolutely amazing person. And to all other 14 upvoters, too, you’re so amazing as well. THANK YOU ALL!!!1!

>>507548157
67% of Canada is white
Doubt you’re not far off either