>>715797013
>Donkey Kong's original and most iconic game has him kidnapping Pauline because he's in love with her
>A game that's referenced in Bananza and Odyssey
It's stupid beyond just Cranky Kong lorefaggotry.

>>715607460
I'm not a chump. They'll announce that shit in a Direct, or that new news app.

>>715118956
Are you kidding? It's just some dumbass corporate decision to make everything "streamlined", because something something market research.

>>149123494
>never been to a single con in my life
Am I missing anything?