WHITE PEOPLE WON
NINTENDO WON
>>715607460 (OP)Link should be blonde
This is so fucking transphobic
>>715607460 (OP)Looks like he's got hylian ears already
>>715607460 (OP)Based russian nintendo fan
>>715607460 (OP)white people... won again?
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This is Miyamoto. I am pleased to announce that for the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda, Zelda will be played by Bo Bragason-san, and Link by Benjamin Evan Ainsworth-san. I am very much looking forward to seeing both of them on the big screen. (1/2)
The film is scheduled to be released in theaters on May 7, 2027. Thank you for your patience. (2/2)
so are they going to give Link a voice, or have him speak in gasp and hyah?
>>715607497Heโll obviously have a wig, anon.
Real question is who plays Ganondorf.
>>715607680Some twink probably. Buff dudes are always played by twinks now
>>715607460 (OP)they both look cute. im fine with this.
>>715607717ZELDA IS FUCKIN HOT?!!!!
>>715607630Link could always speak, they just choose not to have him speak in game. Similar to Gordon Freeman and Master Chief.
>>715607630You actually think Netflix normies would stand for a silent protagonist, even in a fantasy film? No, they wouldn't.
>>715607680Jason Mantzoukas
>>715607460 (OP)Kino casting honestly. I wish more movies would use more obscure actors that fit the role. I'm tired of seeing Jack Black, the Rock, and so on in every movie.
>>715607754well that was fucking dumb in botw and totk when everyone else had a voice
>>715607460 (OP)Chris Pratt bros...
>>715607460 (OP)>Link is 16yo>Zelda is 21yoSHOTACON CONFIRMED
>>715607460 (OP)Hey, that is not bad casting. Now we wait for the plot to leak.
>>715607460 (OP)>live action>movie, not a gameeverybody lost tho
>>715607817That feels pretty Twilight Princess accurate, she has an older air about her in TP.
>>715607829Nothing about this is gonna leak. The casting didnโt.
>>715607497it's a Zelda 2 movie CONFIRMED
16 year old shota penis inside 21 year old Zeldaโฆ.
>>715607865>The casting didnโt.A guy that works outside Sony just leaked the info, hence the multiple threads.
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>>715607460 (OP)I'm not a chump. They'll announce that shit in a Direct, or that new news app.
>>715607935? Miyamoto posted it on Twitter
>>715607630He could just be a man of few words. Stoic and silent except when he needs to speak.
>>715607941Itโs already been announced by miyamoto retard.
>>715607460 (OP)Why were Snoys desperately trying to shoehorn their tranny as Zelda?
>>715607956Yeah. He just leaked the casting before Sony could reveal it officially.
>>715607460 (OP)I haven't watched any movie for a whole decade.
>>715607680Danny Devito in greenface
>>715607460 (OP)Who the fuck asked for this? Not every brand needs to be shoehorned into a movie.
With that said I can't wait for people to smuggle horses into the theater.
>>715607935Miyamoto works outside Sony's building?
Man, Nintendo just did another blow to Snoy sales by making thousands of troons kill themselves by not casting hunter schafer as Zelda
>>715607829The plot is going to be really simple and kid friendly. Probably start with Zelda in the castle, then ganon shows up and take over with zelda "captured". Then we move to Link, potentially a peasant or a kokiri, and he has a dream that calls for help. He eventually free Zelda and they hide together but they are impotant against Ganon's minion.They hate each other at first (EXCUSSSSSE ME PRINCESS) but after some minor adventure in the forest they find the sword on the stone and are given a quest to prove Link is worthy. Probably one single dungeaon in the movie to find the triforce of courage. that then unlocks the sword. Then maybe another dungeaon with multiple bosses before Ganon. Zelda helps all along with her archery skills, leading to the light arrow shot in ganon's heart, and the sequel bait with midna laugher in the shadows. the end.
The vibe I get so far is they want to keep a serious vibe with the movie without all the quippy jokes and comedy
>>715608147And thatโs a good thing
>>715607460 (OP)I hope every tranny throws a fit over this.
>>715607460 (OP)>5:30 pm Where is this nigger posting from lol
>>715608115A lot of normies asked for a Zelda movie
But with knowing it was coming, everyone with an ounce of taste asked for type casted young non celebrity leads, so this was an excellent casting decision.
>>715607630They are not going to have a mute protag in a major Hollywood movie in 2025 even if it would be kino
Why did the Schafer thing gain so much traction again? Anyone with half a brain should've known better.
>>715608036>Brings up his tranny obsession out of nowhere
>>715608490most psyopped actress of the decade, rumors were probably pushed by her agents, and TDS made anons gain interest in it
>>715607460 (OP)I knew jewllywood would replace the blondes
>>715608490Troons are loud on the internet and they've usually gotten their way if they shout enough
>>715608334Worked for Fury Road
>>715607630Mario talked. Link will as well. Maybe they'll have him have much less dialogue as a reference to his usual mute status, who knows.
>>715608490He has pointy ears
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>>715607460 (OP)based Japs, only peeople saving the wh^te race
Switch 2 is a console for white and japanese
>>715607497>Link should be blondeonly if you want that boipuss, faggot
>>715607680Idris Elba lmao
>>715608115>Who the fuck asked for this? Not every brand needs to be shoehorned into a movie.The old man himself, Miyamoto. It's his dream to make Nintendo bigger than Disney. Now that he's "retired" from game development, he's going on all in on this dream.
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>>715608189Don't worry, they very much are.
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>>715608716>Keith David and his voice as GanondorfImagine.
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he's in right?
RIGHT?
>>715608614That movie bombed, anon.
>>715608767>immediately goes on Twitter and searches for "Hunter Schafer"Dude you have as much brainrot as trannies
Link talked in the cartoon and the best game there's no real taboo about it.
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>>715607680Hunter Schaefer
>>715608785Ya may just be a retard
>>715608825you lost tr000niez
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>>715608825I didn't, it was unironically 'the most trending in the UK' because they are all melting down over it.
Asian people want to be white people so badly, that's why they always portray themselves as white people in their media
In the sequel they should get hunter schafer to play that joke transvestite guy in the camp near gerudo in botw
>>715607497They're not in costume in those pics, Anon.
>>715608904>I didn't, it was unironically 'the most trending in the UK' Want to try again?
>>715608929Itโs a fantasy movie about elves retarded tranny
>>715608904It's just how these cunts post, they will try to shove their disgusting shit all over your face and complain that you are "obsessed" if you object.
I won't watch nintendo movies but I'm happy they're not brown
>>715607941I came here because I just got pinged about it in the news app.
>>715607717We need to see her butt for a better avaliation.
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>>715608957Fuck you, you know what I mean.
>>715607817Isn't Zelda older in every single Zelda game?
I know she is for sure in TP and is slightly older in WW, but she also came off as a couple years older than Link in BOTW
>>715608929Zelda and Link were alwasy "white" tho.
(ie based in Western myth and fantasy)
Japs make their own media, they don't need handouts like Mutt nogs and kikes.
Also you will never be type B.
>>715608825He's not the one threatening to kill himself over a movie casting.
>>715609047The's "What's happening" section is based on shit you normally look out, hmm wonder why Hunter Schafer would be there.
>>715609048Not really, most games they're the same age, but Zelda acts older because she has a big responsabilities while Link is literally (You)
>>715609115No, he's just seeing the casting of a white woman in a movie and immediately thinks about how the trannies are reacting
>>715608490Fags on Reddit
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>>715607460 (OP)I can see it. His face looks like Young Link's.
>>715609125Just give up, dude. Its getting pretty sad
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>>715607460 (OP)You may apologize.
>>715609173>n-no please don't question why Twitter is serving tranny content to me
>>715609125What a load of bullshit. Your idea of how trending works is fucking wrong you cockgargling faggot, shut the fuck up and just admit you are wrong.
>>715609201I don't think anyone is going to the movies with me to see this movie Miyamoto-san.
>>715607497They're doing an adaption of the Animated series
>>715607497Excuuuuuseeeee meeeeeeeee princess.
>>715609228Just admit you're obsessed with trannies and we can all move on
>>715608490Organized tranny discord and reddit raid on social media raid to try and organize pressure on the casting director and Nintendo suits right during the estimated time of casting calls
I wish I was joking.
>>715609250Go kidnap a girl.
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>>715609285Hey genius, that fucking part changes CONSTANTLY you ignorant faggot, you have no idea how that tab works and you're so proud of it.
Actually fuck off.
>>715609369and it's still based entirely on what you've looked at in the past, can you just admit you obsess over trannies instead of this awful cope?
>>715607680The guy from the pianist
He has the nose for it
>16 year old and a 21 year old
Based Nintendo
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>>715609285this is getting sad
>>715607460 (OP)>21-year-old zelda and 16-year-old link
>>715609339That doesn't actually make her my friend, you're playing chess really badly.
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>>715607497Zelda should be blonde, Link should be brown haired, simple as.
>>715609402No because that would be you who is obsessed. Between the two of us you have mentioned them so much that I'm sure you're just projecting at this point.
Just shut the fuck up for your own sake.
>>715607754They made him willingly mute in Legend of Tables. I think he was pretty cool in that all considered. I like when silent protagonists are given a reason, like how Chell from portal probably stays quiet because she's determined, and probably has brain damage.
>>715609201I hope he casts Chris Pratt as random soldier or something.
>>715609513>No because that would be you who is obsessed.Ahahaha, alright dude. That's why I'm the one who gets recommend Hunter Schafer on Twitter, no wait that was you :)
>>715609509I would be okay with pic related color choices.
Two whites playing characters from a japanese IP. Holy shit the sjws are going to lose their shit.
Can this tranny crying about it not being hunter scafer go back to discord or reddit or wherever he's from?
There is literally no reason why they shouldn't have gone with hunter.
>16
I don't like seeing people more than ten years younger than me being successful
I bet that faggot had parents who had money and didn't beat him or give him autism by giving birth in their 30s
>>715607754Master Chief speaks plenty in game. Just usually in cutscenes.
>>715609663>waah everything wrong in my life is my parents faultHonestly just kill yourself
>>715609654Zelda is a girl, anon.
>>715609654>trilogyIt would probably take 6 years to get all the movies out and the first one is already coming out 2027. Too old.
>>715607460 (OP)>attractive white peopleWe can't stop winning, chudbuds
All this good casting and kino series gonna be completely wasted due to having jewllywood writers and directors, one of the main ones being the one who wrote jurassic world
sad but oh well maybe redditlettermedia will like it because its made for low iq people liie them
>>715609697And so is Hunter? What's you're point?
>>715609563They are living rent free in your mind and it's depressing to see, hope you can evict them one day.
The only way to not get politically motivated raceswaps is to have the Japanese take care of casting, lmao
>>715609817It's crazy how much you can stir the horde by implying they might care a bit too much about trans people
>>715607460 (OP)>potato boycringe
>>715609806He will play Samus for sure, tranniebro
>>715609684you posting something true in a mocking greentext doesn't make it less true
>>715609783>> Casting "attractive white people" is racist and problematicLMAO
this timeline tho
>>715609806You will never be a woman
This guy would have been the perfect Link if this film came out 10 years ago
https://youtu.be/_HvkifvuVTk?si=xMwtmuUniEsfnwiC
>>715609654Zelda is not a man.
>>715609957Objectively wrong. How can trans women be men when they're so cute and valid?
>>715608189they already are on reddit anyway
>what happened to Hunter?>im sad its not HunterEtc etc
>>715608904"Hunter Schafer" is bold in that snip you did, meaning that's the term you searched.
Zelda is CUTE
Link looks a bit retarded but good costuming can fix that.
>>715609987She's didn't Zelda being a man contribute a lot to ocarina?
>>715610065I've never played a Zelda game
>>715608490probably from his own agents and it just snowballed out of control
>oh yeah it would be cool to play Zelda on a movie >DID YOU HEAR THAT?!? HUNTER JUST GOT CAST AS PRINCESS ZELDA IN THE ZELDA MOVIE!!!
>>715609654Maybe ~10 years ago, it's too late now, the pendulum has swung the other way, the jews need to save Israel first before pushing faggotry in USA again.
Nice cute femboy is fine, but sadly you pushed it too far.
>>715608767>im going to kill myself unless they cast a tranny in a movie remember, totally NOT a mental illness
>>715610065Sheik is not a man.
>>715608825different anon here but almost all of the comments so far on the articles are related to hunter not being cast. you donโt have to actively search for it to see this stuff
>>715610246Shiek refers to himself as male
>>715610273>you donโt have to actively search for it to see this stuffand yet he did anyway
>>715607460 (OP)>WHITE PEOPLE WONbo is english. she's certainly blacked or has that project, lmao
>>715610276So does Mulan, but you trannies have zero media literacy
>>715610276Keep coping, tranny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a83IXHrJt0
>>715610047Because it was in the trending, yes so I clicked it to see what's up because I actually know nothing about them.
The post I showed was the first comment that appeared right after it.
>>715610276it's a disguise, not a mental illness
>>715610325Certified SEA poster
>>715610276>thinking that a character disguising is enough to consider them not femaleAre you retarded? Do you believe kids during Halloween are actually Spider-Man?
Why is every single thread on \v\ transgender erasure
>>715610065According to Aonuma Shiek is a girl.
>>715610325There are very few nigs in UK, that's why it's all the more silly when BBC pushes nogs on dramas, it's full of pakis tho.
>>715610386I wish you were right, because you degenerates deserve to be erased.
reminder that this is being written by the Morbius writer. it's going to be dogshit
>>715610276Play the game she's in disguise of course she's going to call herself a man when she's pretending to be one.
>>715607717Giant incisors are my weakness. This better not be edited, irl natural vamp girls are patrician tier. Look at those cute fangs!
>>715610386>erasureZelda is a girl tho?
>>715610439to be fair, it would be the same dogshit with a tr.o0.0n, lol
>>715610462So why is it a problem if a female refers to herself as male? She's transgender
So idris elba as ganondorf?
>>715607460 (OP)oh no no no sisters, looks like Nintendo is transphobic afterall
>>715609127>woman>having bigger responsabilitiesLmao. Zelda pretty much spends her whole life sitting on a chair looking pretty.
Link is literally tasked with saving the world and has to go through dungeons and kill creatures.
>>715610560She's is disguised as a man that's why she's calling herself a man you retard.
>>715610439Derek Connolly wrote Morbius?
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>not announcing this in a direct
Does this casting confirm Link and Zelda are canonically white in the games?
>>715607680Ben Shapiro. Nabooru will be played by Abby Shapiro.
Should have cast him as Link
>>715607460 (OP)why isn't she a half african half bolivian obese tranny?
>>715610651But Zelda had magic, she can literally turn herself into a man, which she does. That makes Shiek transgender
>>715610276Because it's an alter ego you dumbass.
>>715610680they are Hylians, who come in different colors
>>715610680Nah, they'll put them in black face for the movie.
>>715610607My ship sa-els in the morning
Iโm sorry, literally who and literally who? Iโve never heard of either of these people in my life, am I just out of touch??
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>>715610793Yeah why isn't it Chris Pratt and ScarJo?!?!
>>715610793>casting unknown actors >somehow this is a bad thing
>>715607460 (OP)What does vidya adaptation slop have to do with white people? I'm white and I care about video games, not kikewood.
>>715610735Except she didn't turn herself into a man, and for that matter the idea that she did switch genders with magic is a headcanon, as it's only stated that she used magic to alter her hair and eyes. Reminder, Shrek is still officially referred to as a woman by the devs.
>>715608490>Anyone with half a brain should've known better.That's why it took off. Because twitter is full of trannies and tranny supporters, all of whom have no brain
>>715610793No point in wasting money on unknowns when the brand is the draw
And they learnt from the pokemon movie flopping not to cast browns as lead actors
>>715607460 (OP)Memes lost. It would have been too funny to have a Bazz lookalike as Zelda.
>>715610838Wasnโt everybody expecting Tom Holland as Link?
>>715610793They are young, of course they are new.
YOu want 35 years old hag zelda?
Gross
>No Tom Holland as Link
I sleep.
>>715610882>And they learnt from the pokemon movie flopping not to cast browns as lead actors>Detective Pikachu grossed $144 million in the United States and Canada, and $289 million in other territories, for a worldwide total of $433 million, against a production budget of $150 million.
>>715609402Everybody wants you faggots to die. They're obsessed with you in the same way that prison inmates are "obsessed" with pedos that get locked up near them, because they want to kill them.
Ok, what stuff have these actors been in before? Where can I recognize them from?
>>715610956that's weak as fuck for the biggest media IP in the world
>>715610951The actor looks like Tom Holland but his growth likely won't be stunted at 5'5 so we could get a sequel where he looks like he's grown instead of being a permanent 14 year old
>>715610951>blakced faggot as Linkfoudn the kike
Who would you cast?
>Zelda: Amy Poehler
>Link: John Krasinski
>Ganondorf: me
>Tingle: Rainn Wilson
>>715608065Same
>>715611074it's boring, and new films are ugly to look at, not just filled with nigs
>>715610793>>715610838The boy isn't exactly an unknown. He played a major role in Bly Manor, and while I dislike all of Mike Flanagan's shows, the kid's performance was legitimately great. Live action Hollywood zelda is still a disaster in the making but at least the guy they got for link is solid
>>715611078>being over 40>posting on /v/you should be ashamed of your words and deeds
>>715611079Your Majesty, you must DIE!
do you think miyamoto just told a bunch of kids to "HYAAAAA" over and over to find the match?
>>715611037He's 16, dude. How much did you grow up after that? I don't remember exactly but I grew maybe 2-3 inches at most.
>>715610607unironically Jack Black
>>715611191I'll have you know I'm 28
>>715611079DING DING DING
>>715611143>it's boring, and new films are ugly to look at, not just filled with nigsThen watch old movies? Abandoning a hobby for a decade seems foolish simply because you dislike new films unless you were never interested in the medium in the first place, in which case it's understandable.
She looks like the cunty Twilight Princess Zelda, that's fucking hot.
>>715611064But Anon, I'm a black man myself.
>>715607460 (OP)Zelda is too big for one movie. I hope they do a Star Wars-style trilogy. Have Link and Zelda start their journey in film 1, have Link's 'fall' in film 2, and wrap it up in film 3. Controversial opinion, but I think they should save Ganondorf for film 2, and have an underling like Aghanim or Vaati be the antagonist in the first one.
>>715609856Itโs crazy that there was even a question as to whether they would be white or not in the first place
>>715611175I havenโt heard of Bly Manor or Mike Flanagan either, am I dumb
>>715610276>undercover cop refers to himself as a drug dealer >that means he is a drug dealeryou actual fucking retard, sheโs in disguise
we have to find the means to time travel and get Jodie
>>715607460 (OP)That kids puerto rican
>>715607717God damn just look at those teef. That's so cute.
I hope she has lots of scenes where she does a full smile so she can show them off.
>>715607460 (OP)>White people wonWait till they cuck Link by making Zelda choose big black Ganon over him kek
Everyone knows this chick is the real Zelda
>>715611356she is too pointy, but that wold make her a good elf princess, I can see that
>>715610793>zoomer lashes out and gets confused when he doesnโt see the same 4 actors in every fucking move
>>715611378You just know Ganon's backstory will be that the Gerudo have been discriminated for too long so he lashes out and he's going to be a feminist.
>>715609048Zelda was about 16 in BotW, and Link was about 19.
>>715610484They're prop fangs. She was playing a vampire.
What stuff has that girl been in? Any notable movies of note?
>>715610913expecting in the sense everybody is so beaten down and broken by modern Hollywood casting the same fucking actors in every fucking movie. It was a meme. People are actually relieved itโs NOT tom holland
>>715611459Gerdudo are a literal matriarchy, retard.
>>715610793Great, Disney renaissance films were great because they cast nobodies in the main roles, These are strangely good picks
>>715610951He's not handsome enough to be link.
>>715608490Isn't it obvious?
Shitposters fucking love to shitpost. And rage addicts want to be mad.
And when Schafer's agent leaned into it, it just grew worse.
So you had shitposters who just wanted to shitpost, spamming the shit everywhere. Then people who are so addicted to being mad that they consciously or unconsciously desperately search for things to be upset about and cling to them. So they gave the bullshit claims spread by the shitposters the benefit of the doubt, or they even swallowed it wholeheartedly. Which gave the shitposters even more ammo. Which baited more rage addicts.
Quite frankly they deserve each other. Just a shame that it turns the entire internet to shit in the process.
>>715610951Tom Holland is gross to look at. Heโs both simultaneously 30 and 15 at the same time. His face is visibly aged and old but he has the body of a teenager
>>715611501just sucking some jewish producer's cocks
>>715611501This is all you need to see:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIGg_Oltu2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHt1aIZzkKM
>>715611378ALERT: SEAmonkies have found the thread
>>715609048In Botw they're both 17. Or rather, Zelda is 16 until the later flashbacks where she's visiting the springs, since visting the springs is a "do this when you're 17" thing for some reason.
>>715611525So that means they will make Ganon based by going against his women led society?
>>715611605Don't even give them the dignity of implying that they are Asian
>>715611525Anon, Ganondorf is the king of the Gerudo... The Gerudo are a his harem.
>>715611621Damn, the movie is going to get cancelled so hard.
>>715611459right Iโm so fucking sure, the same way they were gonna cast a tranny as Zelda right? Just admit it the movie is going to be โfineโ it wonโt be bad but it wonโt be good. It certainly wonโt be comedically woke like some of you doomsayers are making it out to be. Itโll be perfectly acceptable same as Mario. A solid 6 or 7 out of 10
>Mario is a cartoon
>Zelda is live action
This is so fucking dumb. Imagine a Super Smash Bros movie down the line which they will almost certainly do, with all the characters. How the fuck are they gonna deal with that? Some Roger Rabbit hybrid fuckery?
This is the stuff that Linkโs actor has been in before, am I out of touch if I hadnโt heard of any of these at all before today
Just because the main cast are whites doesn't mean the movie is going to automatically be good retards
>hunter shafer is no. 10 on the default trending page
>there will actually be a few troons around the world that'll come very close to suicide because of this
this film might be a doomed idea but this is still a nice little win. hope we get to see one of those attention whoring viral tweets where they go to some location at a very high elevation and tweet shit like "view looks nice from up here" and the fag actually jumps
>>715608036He'd make a pretty good Link doe, a bit tall maybe
>>715611669I don't see why not, they hate being reminded that they're asian
>>715611767why the fuck do people keep asking for a smash brothers movie? You wanna talk about stupid fucking ideas? Thatโs one
>>715611859Because the Super Smash Bros movie will be the Endgame of the Nintendo cinematic universe. It's fucking obvious.
>>715607460 (OP)>briterally who actorsthey're unironically going to cast idris elba as ganondorf aren't they.
>>715611968Smash bros is a game about some retard kid playing with his nintendo toys, it would be a terrible film
>>715611767Italians aren't real. Elves are.
>those comments on the twitter thread
these people need to kill themselves
What is Bo Bragasonโs prior notable cinematography? Anyone?
>>715607460 (OP)Why didn't they just animate it, like they did with the mario bros movie? Also, she can't be named bragason, if she's going to have a norse name. If her father was braga, then she would be bragadottir, not bragason.
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>>715611785Since when did tendies care about quality lmao
>>715612209>peoplenot people.
shaped like people, but not actually people.
no souls.
>>715612285Filming 3 films back to back is significantly faster than 3 fully animated movies.
>>715607745This is what being nuked does to a people. Zelda is the most valuable ip nintendo has, after mario, and instead of being based nationalusts and patriots and selecting based nippon people for their movie, they go with filthy disgusting american imperialist swine.
>>715607527It's only a phobia if you are scared. Everyone is disgusted with trannies.
>>715612290What episode of spongebob was this from again?
>>715612425Sorry ricel, nippon bows to BWC.
>>715607460 (OP)>woman that loks liks woman in hollywood shit in 2025
>>715610607Harry Enfield.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDW4GfMLDlQ
>>715608767even if you like that tranny he's like 7ft tall right? s-so womanly!
Why do they look like they got cast based on this lmao
>>715612510That's Green Lex Luthor
>>715612539Glorious nippon has fallen...
>>715607460 (OP)anons is it possible to make a medieval potato sack tunic effay
>>715611767>Imagine a Super Smash Bros movie down the lineSo you really want fire emblem movies that much?
>>715610705>me own fookin son... can't triforce!
What stuff has Bo Bragason been in before where I could recognize her from?
>>715607605>Bo Bragason-san, and Link by Benjamin Evan Ainsworth-sanI didn't know Japs referred to non japs with honorifics
Do you want the new donkey kong to replace the standard donkey kong
>>715612990Just look it up on IMDB
Some TV shows it seems
>>715610246Today, I'll coom to Sheik.
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>>715607497Link should have pink hair.
>>715608036it was trannies themselves forcing their kind into our concious. thats how a virus operates
>>715613029Can I give you a suggestion? Goon to Daisy
>>715612582I just don't get it, why is it so difficult to understand that people want men to be played by real men and women to be played by real women?
>>715613021Thatโs it? I havenโt heard of any of these TV shows, and also no movies?
>>715607717>fangsBe still, my throbbing penis.
>>715613168This is a good thing, they should've picked someone young and unknown and they did.
>>715607460 (OP)NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS TRANS GENOCIDE!
Post what you want out of this movie
>Link plays a musical instrument of some kind
>Ganondorf instead of monster-pig Ganon
>Zelda goes into disguise as Shiek
>Impa appears at all
>Gorons appear at all
>Link actually has to rescue Zelda at some point, not muh stronk women plot like the Mario movie
>Tingle appears as a comic relief gag
>No Navi or Fi or annoying guide for link
Let's be a little less rapey. If you were to add a Mario subseries character, who would you pick?
>>715610657Dinner Jockey!
>>715609874Emily Blunt would've been perfect for Samus before she went full plastic surgery. Brie Larson is a known Samus fan, so she'd unfortunately be likely.
>>715612510That's Rugrats zoomer
>>715613268Human Ganondorf and a story somewhere between OoT and TP. Zoras and Gorons show up and haven't been hideously redesigned. I'd be fairly content with that
>>715607460 (OP)>Link is 16>Zelda is 21underage actor are already rare but how come its never girls that are minor?
>>715613268Navi or Navi-like character is probably unavoidable unless they want Zelda to actually travel with Link? He'd need someone to bounce dialogue off of.
Going with Syrup or Jimmy T
>>715613343>Brie "plank of wood" Larson as SamusI fucking hope not.
>>715613380>how come its never girls that are minor?They just need to look young in the final product.
>>715613343>Brie Larson is a known Samus fan, so she'd unfortunately be likely.Brie will be fine as long as she's not showing feet. Shame she'll never be as hot as she was chubby in 21 Jump Street.
>>715608490It got spammed on /tv/ enough that those faggots genuinely hoped it would happen
>>715613446>>715613458Found the context.
>" I would love that so much. So I was Samus for Halloween, I think it was two years ago. It was like, literally a $20 costume I bought off of Amazon, it was nothing. I was so excited about it. I posted a picture, I think on Instagram, of me in the costume and it turned into this thing of people being like, whoa! She was always my character that I played in Super Smash Bros., and I just loved her. That whole thing started, and I've definitely not put a squash to that story. I definitely want to make that movie, definitely want to participate in that. So Nintendo, once again, I would love to do it. "
>>715612662Because it's peak zelda
>>715613268Start of a โHero of Time Trilogyโ series of movies starting with Ocarina of Time and ending in Twilight Princess
>>715610276>anon pretends to be a retard>turns out this means he actually is a retardhuh... maybe you're actually onto something here.
>>715613560Why do you even post on /tv/
>>715607460 (OP)>"just a little longer"2027 IS NOT JUST A LITTLE LONGER YOU SENILE FUCK
>>715613268Zelda has a butt close up.
Ganon
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>>715613268>Ganondorf instead of monster-pig Ganonshit taste, bring back the real king of evil.
I want Adam Sandler as Tingle
>>715608706I definitely wouldn't
>>715613941Tingle should be played by Dan Castellaneta
>>715613941he's too old, at best he can play tingle's dad.
TRANNY SISTERS......
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>715609048there is always some time fuckery
>>715613449they never do though, neither do voice actors with their 'loli' voice.
People might have gotten used to seeing hags maekup'd down to look younger at this point.
My favorite example is Level 16. It's about an orphanage where all the girls are supposed to be 16 but every single actor is 20+
>>715614032>dark skinbut I can't insert myself into Link's asspussy
>>715607460 (OP)Hahaha. Eat a dick, Hunter Schafer posters. Your tranny queen doesn't look a fucking thing like Zelda.
>>715607460 (OP)They look nothing like zelda and link
>>715607497not necessarily
>>715613478>advocating for paedophilianever change.
>>715614152anon, this is a major motion picture, they're going to use make up and costumes to fix that.
>>715614224wtf shield bomb jump
>>715614087you tards honestly thought nintendo would cast a tranny?
>>715614128He does kind of look like Link though.
>>715613268>>715613920how about a compromise
ganon is his final form
and link can't actually defeat him, only seal him with help of zelda
>>715614326This is why i still consume nintendo products. The nintendo tax is worth not having to deal with browns and trannies in my media
>>715614326noooooooooooooooo, but Link was supposed to be a gay icon... I mean trannyfucke
>>715611968>the endgame smash bros is just some retarded party game about Nintendo toys being brought to life. There isnโt even a story. How is that the โendgameโ
>uh oh STINKY DAYsmash fags are all stinky pedos
>>715612425There are a shitload of live action anime adaptions that with a cast of nothing but Japanese people. This one thing won't kill them. I assume they cast white people for this because Hyrule is blatantly European-inspired and Zelda and Link are blondies.
Will this surpass Sonic 3 as the highest rated video game movie ever?
>>715610793and you're out of time.
>>715610793>Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman are not in the movie? 0/10
>>715614353nah, Ganon is just Ganon, we don't need Aasif Mandvi in a Gannondorf costume running around for half the movie.
>>715613659>triology ends with the protagonist fucking dying after getting lost in the woods unable to find his friend grim
>>715608779He's too warm to be ganondorf.
This is a better choice
>>715613736this is the future Hitler wanted. This is what our grandparents fought against
>>715614326>tr@nnies say their fetish is political>'Tendo always banned all types of politics/religion in their games>NOT LIKE THATlmao
someone in Nintendo definitely has freckles fetish
>>715614665Sonic 3 is actually the 2nd highest. But probably not, most vidya movies suck.
https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/video-game-movies/
>>715614837mine fought for it, lol
>>7156138492 years is genuinely not a lot of time if you arenโt 15
>>715613446Ironic since before the smash reveal /v/ wanted Samus to be a small chested 6.5' amazon. Glad those posters have mostly died out over the years.
>>715614087I fucking love how they also use this ONE specific still image with his hair and makeup done up perfectly with professional lighting to prove he looks the part. How does he look in motion? How does he sound?
>>715607460 (OP)That Twink is hot.
(please tell me he's legal before I tribute to his qt face)
>>715607460 (OP)Would be so kino if Zelda and Link are the same age as their actors.
>>715614998Amazon Samus is good, but she also needs to look hot to properly be Samus.
>>715614941Literally no one on the planet knows what the fuck "Werewolves Within" is
>>715607680The Rock
but he will not "lose", he will simply switch sides to fight off a bigger threat and Link will ride his pig demon form into combat.
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>>715615021it be that way
>>715614837>>715614964I have a 3 year old girl and a 1 year old boy with the biggest, bluest eyes and lightest blonde hair you can imagine. The FIRST thing anybody ever mentions is how beautiful their eyes are. I think people are getting sick of seeing mutts and browns everywhere. American btw
>>715615114ngl I was a total slut back when I was 16
that's probably what rot my brain so much. Now I look perma-tired despite still keeping my hair at 30+.
>>715615021my first and only experience hearing Hunter was the English dub for the anime movie Belle. One of the girls has what I can only describe as โfat girlโ voice and I had to go home and look up the cast. When I saw it was a tranny doing the voice it all made sense. Even through a cartoon character you can just hear something is off
>>715613268LttP style medieval setting instead of BotW's shitty take on techno fantasy.
>>715615021You can see this strapping lad portray Tigris in the fifth Hunger Games movie and he completely no-sells it
>>715615129The Rock can play Darunia, he's not a good enough actor to be ganon though. now Bautistadorf...
>>715607460 (OP)I will now watch your movie.
>>715615356what a handsome young fella
>>715615286I would kill for a hair like that. Mine started going away at 18.
>>715607769Wait this is Netflix? That kills a lot of my hope.
>>715615442worse
it's Avi Arad
>>715608137>Modern Zelda>Dungeons
>>715614919what color are her eyes? green? hazel?
>>71561425016 years old is fine.
>>715615218I have a 3 year old girl and a 1 year old boy
suree
>>715615138damn those rightwing trannies are hotter than most women
>>715612582Also way too old
>>715615512true
just ask sam hyde
>>715612120Not anymore with all the immigrants around here
>>715615138Is it gay to jerk off to those on the right
i hope they do her hair and costume like this
>>715615556I mean you can believe me if you want or not the fuck do I care. It feels nice having beautiful children in a world full of mongloids and disgusting browns
>>715615647exclusively? yes
>>715615408When I was 18 my hair moved from norwood 1 to norwood 2 and I start panicking. Somehow my hair is still norwood 2 at 27 and is still the same as when I was 18.
>>715608904>brit obsessed with hating tranniesnigga you are a third world nation, silence and let the first world people speak
>>715615649This Zelda sucks. Tanned, Tomboy pirate Tetra is the superior Zelda and it fucking sucks she did a total 180 in both looks and personality in the second half of the game
>>715615709let UK be
We all know why shits gone downhill over there and it isn't the economy's fault
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>>715613142Cool it with the antisemitism chud
>>715615709>America>First worldLMAOwtkt0
>>715614087>>715615021the best part is that even that one specific image isn't good when you actually compare it to zelda. i'd say he fits link more but he's like 6 feet tall - maybe twilight princess link.
>>715615778tetra is cool but tetrafags like you are so fucking obnoxious. i agree with you but this clearly isnt going to be a tetra movie. fuck off. you're worse than botw zelinksloppers
>>715615897Damn he would make a great man
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>link with brown hair
this is going to make Dobson crawl out of hiding isn't it?
>>715607460 (OP)BASED BASED BASED
>>715615954>Dobson returns from his hyper inflation slumber to act smug over brown-haired Link>Movie comes out and he either dyed or used a wigWould be more kino than any movie we would get.
>>715609806shut up nigger you're done here
>>715615917well why donโt you cry about it! Midna mogs every iteration of Zelda anyway!
>>715607717I thought vampires didn't show up in photos
>>715614789Oh yeah, I forgot that you shipfaggots hate that the most influential, critically acclaimed Zelda game isnโt some fluffy Disney fairytale where Zelda being in love was the key to everything. My mistake.
I want it to be a trilogy
But not interconnected but rather three completely separate stories with the same actors and characters with zero explanation
For example film 2 could be Wind Waker
>>715616030true for most zeldas
XISTERS.. NOT LIKE TH- ACkaaaa!!!
They should cast 15 ganons all played by 6ft5+ black males with 12 inch dicks who gangbang her
>>715614919Latinx and Asians
>>715607460 (OP)zelda looks great but i think the link they chose is too square-headed. will have to see him in costume but he looks too high test for any link but the one from TP.
>>715615408A gay guy who tried to groom me told me that eating lots of cucumbers and applying cum to my hair would keep it "healthy" for longer
I thought he was just a creep trying to cum on my underage hair, BUT maybe he was right (at least about the cucumber part).
>>715607460 (OP)Don't care if the movie is absolute trash. I'll watch it because I want to dab on trannies.
Would he have made a good Link?
https://youtu.be/07Aoqiam4bw
>>715616205>CONSUME LE GOYSLOP BECAUSE IT MAKES PEOPLE ON TWITTER MAD
>>715607460 (OP)>so called "progressive" dipshits wanted a literal man to play a woman's role>setting women back dozens, if not hundreds of years, back to when men would play women's roles in plays and theater due to discrimination against womenIt really does baffle me how they claim to stand up for women, but then want to take away things in favor of men dressed as women. Same thing with women's sports.
>>715615610This but unironically.
>>715616310Conservatives are destroying the planet and kneeling to pedophile cannibal elites because it "owns the trannies"
The trannies were always right, and conservative rape kids. What are you going to do about it THO? Vote them out?
>>715616408>other side is bad therefore you should bend the knee to degenerates
>>715616465My lil nigga you are letting epstein's buddies turn the entire planet into a loosh farm where kids are farmed and traded like livestock to be raped
>>715607460 (OP)Link looks like your tipycal brit faggot with a Terry Davis jaw
>alright we're gonna need you to read these lines
>HA
>HYUH
>TIRRAAAAAAAAAA
>GEE IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE
>>715616408Anon I don't care about any of that. I just think consuming slop to piss the other side off is peak retardation. I'd rather just do what I enjoy and let the fags I don't like cannibalize themselves.
>>715608065not even penisman20x6
My headcanon is that Zelda is a whole "what if" story branching out from an AU where the Bridge of Terabita boy was the one who died instead of the qt tomboy and got isekai'd to the Zelda Universe.
>>715609654Zelda is a gatherer
>>715607460 (OP)>Link is an ugly square-jawed neanderthalI thought you faggots were all about accuracy. What the fuck is this shit?
>>715613478that nigga easily looks twice his age so nobody probably bats an eye
>>715613478a fat fuck kid has a 10/10 gf? how
>>715616053what the fuck are you talking about? TP is my favorite Zelda game, I was just pointing out that the hero of time in that game became a stalfos. Calm the fuck down you actual schizo
>>715615709>unironic polshitting in our schafer defeat celebration threadKill yourself immediately
>>715616721Nice try Jatinder. He still looks better than you
>>715613478balding at 16 lol
>>715607717I hope she doesn't bite
>>715616353Same reason they removed Amy Hennig from uncharted and naughty dog and replaced her with a rat faced jew becauseโฆfeminismโฆ.or something
>>715612290his cameo in the new superman movie was unexpected
>>715607460 (OP)So, I guess it won't be an OoT adaptation. They look to old to play as kid Zelda and kid Link, and too young to play the adult versions
>>715616310Grummz won once again. Cope.
>>715617256no kikewood writer will care about the games
>>715607680Please be Idris Elba
>>715608137Zelda is about sandbox and building weird contraptions, this plot has nothing to do with the spirit of the games
>>715613168>unknown actress rises to prominence landing well known role>movie studio saves a fortune on production cost by relying on brand recognition instead of actor recognitionit's win win
>>715617256It'll be a reboot of Link to the Past
>>715617269How is his game coming along anyways?
>>715616960You don't understand, Amy Hennig got slightly annoyed with all the "X character is actually GAY?!?!?! SECRET LGBTQAIP+ REPRESENTATION CONFIRMED!!"-baiting by journo scum and twitter trannies, and said "you know, it is possible for two male characters to just be friends without any homoerotic subtext", that racist nazi bitch simply had to go.
>>715613560I think it was one extremely dedicated chaser doing the spam, hopefully he's killed himself this morning
>>715613268beedle sells link cocaine
>>715617384lol did that happen
>>715615557There is nothing political about wanting to suck a beautiful femboy and fuck his boipuss.
>>715612993I mean it's just being polite/formal
>>715607460 (OP)Why did they give Link's actor the OoT hairstyle for the photoshoot?
>>715616189jesus christ anon I hope you didn't let him cum on your hair
(i was also told that by an uncle, but he was like "apply your own cum, you goddamn idiot" when i asked him for some because he was hot)
>>715607791Then they should've gotten anyone lesser known than the nigger who made Maze Runner, it's gonna be peak teenslop no one will care about in the next few years, except 150 billion zelda "fans" who foam at the mouth anything that's named ZELDA will carry on its dogshit legacy
>>715607817Theyโll totally complete his scenes as Link within seven months after his 18th birthday, right?
>>715617256It's a movie being produced by SONY you retard. Sony won the culture war, not your shit company.
>>715609201This gook can eat shit and die of dysentery
>>715615218posted from sri lanka
>>715617384I donโt know if this actually happened but it sounds completely plausible
>>715608490It would be so funny.
How will they avoid the backlash for casting a black dude as the bad guy?
I wonder if it will be better than the 1987 movie.
>>>/wsg/5924589
>>715616045That was due to using silver in the mirrors. Many modern digital cameras can photograph vampires just fine.
>>715617937I donโt have any hope for anything being good ever again so I wish they had gone full retard with the casting. That would be so fucking funny
>>715607527good. regular people should be repulsed by your ilk, not accept it.
>>715607460 (OP)Trannies are white and globohomo is a white crestrd and led campaign
>>715617529>>715617930Yes, that's the actual (given) reason she got fired. I don't remember what she tweeted exactly, but the gist of it was "just because male characters have male friends doesn't mean they're gay"
>>715607817Link is eternally cucked by Zelda so it's a non issue.
>>715607460 (OP)>both are whiteThank God. The question now is whether there will be a bunch of brown people extras during crowd shots to balance it out. I'm happy about the casting, but I'm remaining cautious. This is a Sony movie after all.
>>715618123Eh nothing special
>>715607715holy body dysmorphia
>>715618151>actual given reasonSource?
>>715613268>not directed by wes cornball>not produced by sony>not overseen by niggy miyamoto
>>715618350Most of the world is not white and never has been, time to accept reality and that you are a chronically online, pale shut in.
>>715618350Zelda is full of Arabians and Brown people brah. Ganondorf is Gerudo by birth
Will Ganondorf be a literal who as well or will they go with someone more mainstream?
>>715616851did you read the header? he's a fucking celebrity, and you're a bitter incel living in his single mom's house
>>715618249Well not really. Zelda and Link are often not a couple, but sometime they are like in BotW
>>715618460>Most of the world is not whiteThe biggest tradegy of our existence
>>715618460>Most of the world is not white and never has been,Yeah, only the people that matter.
>>715618573They aren't really a couple in BotW
>b-but my headcanonDoesn't count
>>715618151There are brown people in the games, and i don't just mean the Geruda. You are just brain rotted and looking for shit that doesn't matter, fabricating unnecessary problems.
>>715618530They seem to go for less known actors, but a dude like Joe Maganiello would do the trick. He need to look Arab ish and be muscular, tall and 40s
>>715618350Made by Sony and Morbius writer. So its morbin' time.
>>715618637They are in love yes. Zelda clearly is in love with Link and spend time alone with him. She blush every time she talk about him in TotK. They might not be dating, but they are seeing each other. Not like in Twilight Princess for example where Zelda barely know Link.
>>715618765I feel like 50 might be too old for Ganondorf.
>>715618847>Morbius writerI'm not seeing any evidence of this
>>715607460 (OP)>>715607605>>715607717>>715607817I am okay with these developments, it seems appropriate.
>>715608065Watch Hell or High Water and Uncut Gems. Otherwise, you missed nothing.
I dunno why people think this movie will just be OOT. Its clearly not going to do that. Its just going to take random shit from several of the games like the Mario movie. There is zero chance its going to follow the story of OOT.
>>715618896Ganondorf is supposed to already be a big Diplomatic dude in Ocarina of Time. He's far from 30s. 40-50 seem good. He need to look "evil" too. So no Remi Malek.
>>715619146Ganondorf was only supposed to be around 30 in OOT
Cast him https://youtu.be/BNEJ953Z7V0
>>715618637theyโre confirmed living together in ToTK
>>715619287No they're not
The house is Zelda's
He just gave it away
>>715618627You one of those women? Just because you like pig meat does not change what I said. The west is falling and pig people matter even less today than they ever have. This is why cuckasians are always whining about being replaced in spite of your coping tiktok there. Amusing considering how whitoids had to steal history from the brown cultures they claim to hate. Whitoids are just deficient albinos(thus no true or distinct authentic ethnic origin) who can't even handle the sun, who end up being gullible livestock wishing to destroy the world that hates their pale bodies, so long as a rich piggy that they can live vicariously through is in charge when the smoke clears.
>>715613268CDi Zelda or Youtubepoops referenced in any way.
>>715607460 (OP)>ZELINK WONNot with that age gap it didn't and that's a good thing (zelink losing, not hysteria over age gaps)
>>715607630There hasn't been any real reason for Link to be a silent protagonist in over a decade. He's not a blank slate self-insert character, at least not anymore. It's especially distracting in BotW/AoC/TotK where everyone else is fully voiced
>>715608065Watch Mean Girls or Pitch Perfect
>>715619731NGL that shit makes my gut wrench, Will didn't deserve to be done like that by his wife.
Is Ganondorf going to be a generic edgelord or will they try and make him more like the wind waker version?
>>715615364Bautista refuses to get buff anymore not even with the juice it's the reason Dax wears a shirt in marvel now
>>715619968damn that girl is fire
>>715620153Generic edgelord hopefully.
I've always hated the trend of understanding evil instead of just "I'm just a dick who wants the good things in life in excess"
>>715608490Cause "she" looks like Zelda from Twilight Princess with the dumb resting bitch face and weird ears included.
>>715618627>Nazi promoting racemixingProving their point
>>715607460 (OP)link looks kinda ugly
>>715620654Cope & sneed
https://files.catbox.moe/9x9p1t.webm
>>715613268>Moblin Ganon instead of Ganondorf>Ganon plays the organ>Zelda breast inflation>Link wears only a tunic that goes slightly above his knees, no tights (young Link outfit)>horse race on Epona
>>715609548Man I spent hours of my life slashing...
OCTOROKS
The world would be better if only white and eastern asian races existed...
>>715613268Link traveling some body of water using King of the Red Lions or Dragon Roost Island playing and no, I don't care if it's the wrong timeline