you DID beat the roaring knight, right?

I wish I had a friend like Susie who would be willing to throw the both of us into an eldritch horror

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>>529092047
Noelle says 'Cheesus' so Cheesus Christ indeed existed in Deltarune.

>>528806792
That's just Kris' extra extra large double E's mogging Noelle.

>>528697554
Take a break from posting.

>>713063189
>breaks into the bunker
>beats the everloving shit out of the knight before befriending them
>beats the everloving shit out of IMAGE_FRIEND or whatever the pointed tail is
>prophecy shatters so hard ralsei is left having a total spergout
>carries the vessel back out in whatever fucked up mutated state it's probably in by now, somehow fixes it
>asgore's freaking out because his only chance to prove he's not crazy is got
>gets a gay ass friendship speech that leaves him even more confused
>hits Kris with that heart unlocking bullshit, slaps (You) into the vessel
>gets Klonoa'd because breaking the prophecy causes him to vanish again, leaving him paying exorbitant prices for a shitty shinjuku apartment
>everyone's left standing around trying to figure out what the fuck just happened

>>527913854
Considering how strong, reliable and beloved she is by her comrades I suspect the final prophecy involves her death.
Gerson said she was the dragon which is some menacing foreshadowing considering how things usually go in retro RPGs.

So what are the current popular theories most likely to get absolutely clowned on in Chapter 5 like the Mike ones in 3?

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