how about a pedo (loli) board? or just outright ban pedos.

>>715975053
>>implying the average American family is fiscally responsible
I mean, fair point, but there's still a chunk of families that won't buy the new overpriced gizmo just because it has "Nintendo" on it, and I believe their absence will be the difference between a successful console to another Wii U.
>nintendo has geared it as a gadget like an ipad or what ever that the family uses so when new version of x comes out we have to consoome.
Except mom and dad are the ones consooming Ipads and the like, so they'll buy it anyway. They don't use their kid's Switch, so they'll look at it more objectively and tell the kiddo to shut the fuck up.
But let's see how things go.

>>510346925
Well I’m not interested in the blown out roastie that’s corrupt and cynical because that sounds like a fucking chore to be around. I don’t know what logical leap makes not wanting to get dragged down by someone like that also make me and other guys like me predators but if that’s what we are then rawr I guess?

>>81789626
A CAREER DOES NOT MAKE YOUR PUSSY TIGHTER, YOUR ASS FATTER, YOUR TITS BIGGER, OR YOUR PERSONALITY MORE INTERESTING. IF YOU HAVE NOTHING OUTSIDE OF YOUR WORK BE READY TO DIE ALONE BECAUSE NO MAN IS GOING TO PUT UP WITH A VAPID SELF IMPORTANT CUNT THAT THINKS MR. SHEQUELBERGS RUMJOB AFTERTASTE IS AN ACCEPTABLE THING TO COME HOME TO.

>>936877000
It's not that the 12 yo was being selfish, it's that the adult writers thought her actions were acceptable and Dipper was the real jerk for not sacrificing his happiness for hers (again).
As for your blogpost, just make sure to use enough lube every time.

>>714688382
I wouldnt either.
However, possessing a guy and then fucking his sister, on the other hand...

I think people severely overestimate the degree of "ITS OVER" here.

The whole idea that people would reach 1 million and stop was always retarded because that's not how humans fucking work. We're herd animals, we see that 1 million people signed this thing - we cave under peer2peer pressure and sign it too, even if its actually botted and there are only like 700k people.
Retards botting this initiative, whether that would be Thorcord, or some other entity, have given a very stipid PR boost because now people will hear of it, see it, and be more inclined to sign it themselves since thats what the herd seems to be into. I think the buffer would be very easy to reach, and if the number get botted into even more insane amounts - it would probably attract the eye of the EU to do a preemptive check.
All in all - This stupid sabotage will most likely not work whatsoever

>>714280812
Microsoft never cared about the home console market.
The Xbox only exists because Sony pulled a "the PS2 is a computer, actually" bullshit to get around retarded EU tax laws on "luxury goods", and it worked so well Gates thought they were serious, so not wanting to be dethroned from the home computer market like Nintendo was from the home console market, he ordered his engineers to come up with a response.
Once he realized Sony didn't actually want to mess on his turf, he wanted to can the whole thing, but the Xbox team convinced him this console business could be profitable, so it was allowed to continue normally until the Xbone fiasco, when Microsoft lost faith in the brand and it became yet another legacy product used for data harvesting and subscription collecting.
They are more than happy to let Sony or Nintendo or Valve or whatever prosper, as that means more companies hiring their "cloud solutions", which is what rakes in the dough nowadays.

>>508574061
>>508574639
>>508574759
Cartman is the resident edgelord. Whether that translates to sigma male who shits on everyone or spoiled brat who gets shitted on depends on the plot of each episode.

ok what are some actually good things in it

>nothing lmao
is not acceptable, scrape the bottom of the barrel.