>>81944358
FAGGOT

I'M A GRADE-A BADASS AND A TRUECEL BLESSED WITH BEING A SAIYAN BORN ON EARTH AND HERE'S MY DAILY ROUTINE:

4:45 AM, WAKE UP
6:00 AM, LIFT HEAVY ASS WEIGHTS
8:00 AM, PEEP THE HORROR
6:00 PM, PLAY QUAKE, MY GUITAR, WITH MY PENIS WENIS, AND PLAY WITH MY SHOTGUN'S ACTION EROTICALLY
7:00 PM, COOK DINNER AND TOMORROW'S LUNCH (SPAGHETTI AND GROUND BEEF RESPECTIVELY)
8:00 PM, SHOWER AND DO MY 5-STEP SKINCARE ROUTINE
9:00 PM, ???
9:30 PM, SLEEP

ON THE WEEKENDS THIS CHANGES BECAUSE I HAVE TO ACTUALLY MANAGE MY RAPIDLY FALLING APART LIFE, BUT IF YOU FOLLOW THESE STEPS YOU TOO CAN LIVE IN AGONY EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE AND GET FILLED WITH HATRED.

ALSO YOU CAN LISTEN TO BOOKS WHILE YOU WORK RETARD

>>81563168
>>81563143
I AM DOWNRIGHT SICK OF THESE STEREOTYPES, I AM A VIRGIN AND MY SPIRIT IS MADE ALMOST PURELY OF SEXUAL AGGRESSION AND TESTOSTERONE AND I AM LIABLE TO EAT WOMEN IF LEFT UNATTENDED.

>>81522312
YOU JUST NEED TO ACTUALLY FIND SOMEONE WILLING TO DATE TO MARRY.

UNFORTUNATELY THAT IS RARE TO FIND AND YOU WOULD NOT DATE AN ULTIMATE BADASS LIKE YUORS TRULY SO YEAH YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK SORRY.

>>81516115
I FORGOT THIS REALLY HARD TURLES PIC ON THAT ONE I FOUND IT ON PINTEREST TODAY IT FUCKS HARD