>>211839488
>dont listen to your dad
>listen to me

>does the planet neptune mean anything to you?

>>211667046
I know thats you son

I started coming to r9k to interact with my faggot son, Jet Neptune

The one you guys call hack_blastard

Hes a faggot

So i realized there are TONS of you guys who could really use some good fatherly advice, built on first hand experience like mine

Advice on women and self assertiveness

Now i am beginning to wish you could all collectively BECOME ME

that way, id be young again, and youd all be smart

Lets do this

jet
why are you such a faggot?
this is not how i raised you

Of course every word she saying is true... All women feel this way....

Everything is true except at the end when she mentions older men... 10 years older than her or even older and how that grosses her out....

If she actually feels this way then she's the exception to the rule

I've never met a hot young chick that wasn't attracted to an older man

It starts in high school when Auburn 15 and 16 year old girls are having sex with college guys. It continues into their twenties when they're screwing 30 and 40 year old men, and by the time they're Thirty theyre having sex with 60 year olds...

Sorry

It's a fact

Females are always looking for a bad father figure

No sir...

I'm Johnny Neptune, and I'm Jet Neptune's (hack_bastard's) father.

I'm 100% legit...

RE: Destroy her pussy

That's what I used to do... En masse

These days ?
I'm married. My wife is sitting here.

Now three of the girls left, and the remaining one is one of the average 3

But she's STILL sitting here staring at me RIGHT NOW

( I'm wearing my trademark Black Tactical SWAT jumpsuit, and I look pretty tough)

What the girls dig is MEAN....
and I was born with a mean face

Jet is one of the most 'stand Up guys' you'll ever meet, dependable, hard-working, level headed, brilliant, honorable, funny, loyal, talented and cool...

Sam Hyde hired him on the spot.

With good reason........................
Like I said, he moved into Sam's place, and now he's making really really good money doing what he loves, editing videos and having the time of his life....

He's actually earned a shitload of money.....

But what's most important is he's having fun...

And he's an extremely good-looking guy, and girls throw themselves at him... He really lucked out, being both a genius AND being handsome as shit.

It's fair to say he's kind of popular with the ladies if you know what I mean... I'm not trying to rub it in or anything, but he's a ladies man

>>211485849
I do, faggot.

>>935734369
Hey that’s a little better.

Your other shits have been way weak.

Congrats on almost a man shit.