>>76414038
His life must be so stressful
>Be emperor of dying empire with only 50 people left bc of retarded decisions 800 years ago
>Your strongest soldier gets one-shotted by asian pussy
>Send like 5 of your best fighters after him
>They die
>Nolan turns himself in
>thankGod.jpg
>A random alien 10x strongest than viltrumites breaks him out of prison
>Send scout to earth to assess the situation
>turns out humans are in fact compatible with viltrumite genes
>omgmaybethereshope.gif
>Nolan raised him a faggot
>Fuck it lets just conquer earth
>Send one of your best soldiers
>So good even other viltrumites are scared of him
>Bootyblasted by a 17yo halfbreed
>mfw

>>716164349
Just got to that part.
I haven't been this floored by a twist in a long time, I have no idea how the fuck I didn't get spoiled

>Void even gets BTFO'd like Dedede in the smash trailer

>update unenchanted all my armor

>>95964924
The year is 2025 and I can give Gollum the Buster Sword, a baseball bat, and make him go Super Saiyan. Why yes, I am playing Magic The Gathering, how could you tell?

I don't like any of my coworkers. None of them are chill at all.

>>211766752
live.

>>279640893
>>279641004
>>279641071
I have no shame, here, new thread.

>>279641021
>>279641021

OH I FUCKING FINALLY UNDERSTAND IT NOW. THE ANNOYING ASS XIV FUCKERS GOT ATTACHED TO E33!!! THATS WHY THEY'RE SO EQUALLY ANNOYING AND OBSESSIVE