>>96026009
>caring about sloptuber opinions, ever

>>28496317
>Defending a drunk driver hitting someone just to be edgy online
>I've seen the video 10 times - they could've braked!!

>>714173930
>”Hey microsoft, you know that collectathon series from the 90’s that was big on the N64? Well, we’re looking to make that long-awaited sequel and since you guys own the ip now we were wondering if we could borrow it for a while”
>he thinks microsoft will just be fine with it

>>713800504
>endearing protagonist
As yes, middle-aged plumbers, how can you not like them
>colorful visual style
A lot of preeschool shows have colorful styles, does that make them cinema?
>catchy music
Anyone can achieve that. Hell, mario isn’t even known for its music like say sonic. His series is known to always knock it out of the park with their music, what notable OST’s have ever come out of a mario game, let alone any single song
>intrinsically satisfying core gameplay mechanics
The industry has those in spades, mario ain’t special in that respect

>I only play MATURE games for MATURE gamers such as myself

>>712775263
>it's heccin LE CHINESE