>>715798690
more like
>have a clown to point and laugh at

Hey pirate software whats 2 + 2
>Thats actually a really interesting question
>*Opens paint*
>You see I worked at blizzard for 7 years and while i was working there i personally figured this out
>2 + 2 actually equals 4
>Now that might seem insane to you, and i actually got alot of push back on this at the time
>The higher ups kept telling me "no 2 + 2 is 5" and i had to explain to them that no, thats not how it works
>Think of it this way
>*Draws a 2*
>So what is a two?
>well a two is actually two ones
>*Draws two 1s*
>and how many 2s do we have? we have 2
>*draws another 2*
>So in total, we actually have 4 ones
>*draws 2 more 1s*
>So what is 1 + 1 + 1 + 1? Well its 4
>And when i told my boss this, they actually started sucking my dick, like right there on the spot
>my boss was a woman by the way, massive tits, im not gay, regardless of what my husband thinks
>Anyway thats why 2 + 2 is 4
>Ive heard some people say that its 5, but thats idiotic
>Ive heard a few people say its 3, and i get where theyre coming from i can see 3 being the right answer in a few situations
>but for me, for my purposes, its always 4

>yeah so basically chat, i just got swatted
>no actually it happened 2 days ago and i never tweeted about it or talked about it till this stream
>yes it totally happened and it was because of SKG fans disagreeing with me
>im totally not saying this and projecting a scenerio thats so terrible that asking me to prove it makes you look like a bad guy which gives me the social edge in any internet interaction now
>and yeah so basically the entirety of SKG is bad still and im right

Heh, look at that. My plan worked. Yep, that's thanks to me. I knew the best way to spread the word was for me to hate on it.
You see guys, people love hate, take how everyone's hating on me for example, so hating Stop Killing Games was the obvious move to help it, duh.
It's really simple, you're welcome guys.
BTW did you know I worked at Blizzard?

Eat my ass. You can eat my entire ass.

>>713872597
Hey Chronos, we have file a legal complaint against this poster on 4chan. You cannot say this kind of thing. This is illegal

>tfw you don't own anything and are happy

fuck video games