>>511375169
Enjoy, chicken nuggies in the air fryer is a sublime pleasure

>>18355668
how u gonna poo when hulkamania runs wild up you!

>>511232867
>Wife's high functioning autistic
how do I get me one of thos?

>>18294521
I’m driven by my dad when I need to go buy something at the mall.

What's it like licking a cute girls ass?

>>40375485
whatever brand you like babe as long as you let us sniff

>>510031800
6 foot tall woman you say?

>>76361110
pork chops:
1. take some pork chops out da freezer
2. defrost those bitches
3. place 'em on a rack in between some sheets of paper towel and leave 'em for an hour or so (absorbs excess moisture)
4. grab a skillet
5. heat that bitch up, throw some olive oil in, about three tablespoons
6. use a temperature gauge, make sure that bitch heats up to at least 350 degrees farhenheit
7. take the paper towels and discard 'em, (optional) baste those fuckers with some room temp butter then coat in seasonings (salt, pepper, oregano, whatever combination you want)
8. throw 'em in the skillet, 3 minutes per side, do that for about 18 to 20 minutes

green beans:
1. take some out da freezer AT THE SAME TIME AS THE PORK CHOPS
2. defrost those bitches
3. place 'em in between sheets of paper towels and leave 'em for an hour or so
4. once they adequately dry, discard paper towels and throw those bitches into the heated skillet that is still hot from cooking them pork chops
5. throw a dollop of butter in the pan, cook 'em for about 6 minutes, try to get an even spread
(if necessary leave the pork chops in the microwave so they don't get cold while you cooking the green beans)

mashed taters:
1. get a gallon pot
2. fill that bitch with water about 2/3s of the way full
3. put that shit to boil, throw some salt in
4. peel about 3 or 4 potatoes, your choice of which kind
5. make sure they clean as a whistle, cut 'em into moderately large chunks
6. throw those bitches into water, let 'em soak for at least half an hour
7. when that water gets hot, at least 200 degrees farhenheit, throw them bitches in
8. 20 minutes later, check consistency, should be tender, they slide off a knife when impaled
9. throw about a cup of water and 2 tablespoons of butter in that bitch with some garlic powder
(preferably throw 'em in while you cooking them chops so they be done by the time the chops is done)
(optional: make some gravy)

BOOM classic pork chops and mashed taters dinner.

I like Death Stranding, it's comfy

>>509820966
my fridge is stacked with mozzarella

>>212528307
>pepperoni tits

I ordered a Judge Dredd comic from amazon coming in the mail today and I'm going to make some home-made Mexican food (without any Mexicans, since I'm white) for dinner

>>212424309
>adult Dora

>>149643230
God I wanna climb that tree so badly. 6ft of woman

>>212390407
She's meaty in all the right places

>>18163618
>admits to watching WWE

>>509499929
Prime quality body.

>>212339242

>>212289770
caramel

>>22891571
But they look badass on fit women

>>509259508
Bussy….

>>714209135
Alright wise guy, what's the ideal potion color?

>>76324889
That's the perfect twink body for you

>>18130108
Thanks for pointing out that gimmick is cringe. I bet you are cute.

>>509084804

Show boobs. I know you are a woman.

>>149496892

F1 can you girls like THAT?!

>>126829330

That's a nice jazzmaster

>>81584621
I'd rather eat her out

>>211784044

>>211919141
>zuster wil je bewegend krijgen
nou waar wacht je nog op

>me around straight people
How can men be attracted to men? They don’t have breasts, hips or a vagina. I just don’t get it.
>also me whenever I see a shaved skinny man naked

>>149193496

la morenita ests rica

>>211726068
Yes, but only with me.

>>126694779
>>126695380
>>126695348

Kweens

>child